Bruises, a black eye, and a large hand print were visible on little Jacob Marbury’s face when his parents tried to press assault charges against their 1-year-old son’s babysitter in March.
Alicia Quinney and Joshua Marbury told the NY Daily News they left their baby in the care of former family friend, Markell Hilaire, who confessed to the assault.
Police did not arrest the 27-year-old babysitter because their hands were tied by an obscure Oregon law that says if a baby can’t speak legibly he can’t identify his abuser.
So Hilaire was free to go.
The public outcry that ensued — while not as intense as the Harambe gorilla uproar — was expressed mostly on Facebook, where Joshua’s post was shared over 400,000 times.
“Something needs to be done. NOBODY can just hit a child and more to just get away with it because the child can’t verbally tell you,” Marbury said on Facebook.
Under Oregon law, bruises are not classified as “physical injury” for non-verbal children but are for animals such as dogs, cats and gorillas.
Even the Washington County District Attorney’s Office admitted the law needs to be changed so those without a voice — like little Jacob — can seek justice.
The pressure was enough to persuade the district attorney’s office to arrest Hilaire on Monday, and charge him with assault.
Hilaire remains in jail on $10,000 bail.
His aunt, Dionee Hilaire, blamed Marbury and Quinney for leaving their son and his older sister with Hilaire, whom she says had been drinking.
No tolerance for people that assault children.
Markell don’t look like the babysitting type.
Note to self, NEVER step foot in Oregon! What whack laws they have! Smh!
I would kick his arse!!!
All of the above parties are some damm fools!!!! Like look at him?! He could have been a Family friend or my cousin, the MFka still wouldn’t be watching my baby! I’m sorry like I hate people who abuses children but where the fk did both parents need to go at the same damm time where they would trust him enough to leave their son, like where is grandma at??? Oh well I can’t deal
Imma be quiet
Yep, those “Free Butter” shirts would’ve been hot off the presses. The police would’ve been called after I beat him half to death….or maybe even tortured him for a couple of weeks.
Who in their right mind would leave a child with this fool? ???????
Them.
Not at all. More like he needs to BE babysat.
Thank God. That made me so mad when the originally said they couldn’t do anything because the baby couldn’t talk to confirm it was he that did the beating even after she confessed to the parents. I’m glad these parents didn’t give up.
this black arse ninja here needs HIS arse BEAT in jail… and you know what kinda beating I am talking about!!!!!!!
Markell don’t even look like he goes and picks up his kids occasionally.
Oregon law that says if a baby can’t speak legibly he can’t identify his abuser.
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What the hell kind of shit is that.
Wtf is wrong with the politics in Oregon and these crazy azz laws?!?!
“Oregon law that says if a baby can’t speak legibly he can’t identify his abuser.”
I stop there, be back in another post…
Just sad all the way around. Stuff like this makes people take the law into their own hands. Not sure if I would have just let him ride like that and I don’t think I would have left my baby with him either. Some people are so freaking cruel!
He looks like he needs a babysitter
ET AL.
I didn’t want to say BUT…… nigga wouldn’t be watching mine AT ALL. I mean, I’ve heard of those teenage non-black girls doing similar shitt so, it’s not just an appearance thing. I have all kinds of criteria for my sitter. Rule number 1: Are you of the understanding that if something happens to my baby I will be more than willing to attempt the murder on your life and spend time in jail? I b.s. you not I have threatened every single sitter that has walked in my door. Don’t try none, won’t be none.
That entire time he sat out of jail I would have been in front of his house waiting for him to come outside. ??????
Whoop this fool’s a$$. BUT, also look into the sanity of the parents.
What PARENT in their right mind, would leave a child in his care? Something about him, just in the photo alone, gives me the creeps.
He’s got kiddie diddler, abuser, weirdo perv written all over his face.
I didn’t even READ the post. Seen a bruised up baby and a weird lookin’ man and jumped to….oops I mean, made my judge, jury and execution decision from there.
What made them call him??/ Just curious???
Why was this big, burly black man babysitting that little white boy? What’s his connection to the parents? Very odd when men want to babysit for a living.
I wouldn’t tea bag that oogly fewl let alone let him watch my child? The parents need to be looked at too?
DOES HIS MUTHAFUKKIN SHIRT HAVE A SHERIFF’S STAR BADGE ON IT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :faints:
Oooohh you wrong. LOL
“Former family friend.”
I hate, hate, hate you!!!! He does
I told y’all he needed a babysitter. *get up or move over* *faints*
Tis why I’m on mute
God bless this little baby. And I hope this bum bytch that beat him rots.
no male sitters at my house. no ma’am. i need to be able to beat your ass with one hand and not mess up my nails. hold you by the back of the hair and put my knee on the back of your neck and wait to hear a crack in your throat. i can’t easily fight a man so, they can’t watch my kids.
Yeah, just bad all around. No way in hell…
why oh why did they even leave the baby with this big ‘blind side’ looking mofo???!!
I have too many questions and don’t feel like going to war on this blog today.
I have laughed so loud and hard at this!!!! I got tears……. Jesus!
I was not expecting a brown face in this case. Why they leave their babes with him. Drug test all the adults.
This!!!
QTNA that I’m not asking. Glad the baby is ok.
Exactly. I wanna know who was supposed to be ‘watching’ Markell while he ‘watched’ the baby.
Is his race an issue? I’m honestly just curious, because Lil Butter has had black, white, and Messican babysitters.
One: The abuser looks like his parents are related and I hope someone stomps in ass on the cell block.
Two: Stomp his ass and cut off his hands. I can’t with these bastards.
He can’t manage a proper haircut but…
I’m speaking from being from Oregon and how hush hush the case has been. My sitters have been rainbow as well. Currently they are sisters, but I’ve had all types.
This story honestly made the think of the Snapped episode where the sprite lady was leaving her child with a black woman, Cherry, who had the mental capacity of a 9 year old. The sprite lady ended up killing Cherry, because Cherry was going to show up in court and blow up her spot in regards to a custody case.
My cousin would leave her 2 under 5 children in the house alone and told the family JESUS was watching them…so…um…yeah
Aaaaah, gotcha. I was just curious because several folks have commented on his race. I felt it was safe to ask you, because you’d know I wasn’t coming for your font.
oh yes, and she wasn’t even paying her half the time for her services but the girl was so mentally off she didn’t see a problem with it.
Using her own foodstamps to feed the boy, because the mom didn’t even bring food for him to eat.
Fugg race, what’s his mental like? What age does he function as? See there go my questions.
Blind side? ? stick your hand out so I can smack it with this here ruler? Catholic style?
This is why America can’t be great. Someone needs to slap the taste out of this fools mouth for assaulting a baby..Who does this smdh
she said HE was the only free babysitter she could find?
What the what?! I remind BroButter or Mama Butter, “Now don’t forget. Lil Butter is back there in the room watching TV.” They’re like, “We watched you and didn’t forget about you. Get out of my face!” LOL
YES! I saw this!
BUM. BISH.
Thats so terrible, how can you hurt an innocent baby.. I know they can get to a point where they cry non stop, but that means they need something, food, diaper change, etc. I just cant fathom hurting a helpless baby. People can be so vile!!! Im blessed I dont have to rely on a daycare or stranger to watch my pride and joy.
He does look *ahem* delayed.
We will always be >>><<<
#IJS…if I came home and Hilare was drink and I seen bruises on my child….his MONKEY ASS would have gotten BEAT….WHOPPED, STOMPED…. then I would have called the funkin law.
So that’s your theme for today, huh?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they said get ta gettin’ lil girl! *slams door*
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
First LAHH, now this. You got a list today, huh.
Already didn’t have custody of 3 of her kids and was about to lose custody of the 4th. Just pathetic.
DON’T.
BEEN. LOL
Ooooooh!!!! ??? I can’t stand people who mess with kids!
Cruel……but not as cruel as beige people using our babies for alligator bait. (throws a handful of popcorn in my mouth)
Males?
She’s 15yrs older than me and yup. CPS got called but no one ever answered the door. Kids couldn’t reach the door locks and because they were neglected said very few words. The kids were left day and night. They EVENTUALLY got taken but she just kept having more and replaying the cycle.
My brother doesn’t even say anything anymore. He just *blank stares* LMBO. Goodness let me call him. I need to know what’s going on in his mind when he looks at me like that.
MamaPEP LOL
This!!!!! I was tryna ask in a ‘pc’ way what ‘level’ he was on ’cause….
This is the cycle of that mentality
ever seen that meme that says -The List Of People I Trust To Watch My Child?
His ole Harambe, Tyrese from Walking Dead, Shrek, the black Stephen King lookin’ ass knew better than to terch somebody’s baby.
Only male family members. I wouldn’t trust Lil Butter alone with my sister-in-law though. If my brother had to work the weekend they wanted to babysit, we would have to holler at them later.
Who would let him babysit a dog, let alone a child? Oh hell to the nah? They say you can’t judge a book by it’s cover, but this is one cover that would have to be judged. SMH… HE looks crazy as hell.
Hahaha
That’s a stupid law! What about evidence??? No mercy for him, he needs to be beat! Then put in jail!!! Or put in jail and be beat some more.
Why? What’s wrong with her?
*disengages*
1 reason every post ?
*cackles at his likely response*
I’m just wondering how the scene played out after they arrived home and saw that their child had a bruise on him. I would have gone Harambe (ape ish) like for real.
But it’s interesting to me that in Oregon, even if a person confesses they can’t be charged with a crime unless the victim can speak. I guess pedophiles have a field day in Oregon. And what about deaf people? Let me find this statute so I can see if speak is defined/ how the statute is written in general.
Drunk or not, hands off the baby
wow. where is HER mom and dad in all this? just curious…. not tryna get into your family’s biz like that.
his black ass is in Oregon… there will be no mercy and i doubt they let him plead crazy.
I wouldn’t let anyone that looks like this get close to my kid… what tf was on their minds?
folks are heartless, like, dead on the inside, smh
I remeber that one. Check out Dangerous Women too. Another good one
Is he allowed to cross the street by the himself though? Boil water? Pour Juice?
I wonder what his voice sounds like. High pitched or deep and spooky?
No mother wit. My brother can’t even go to the barbershop without taking my niece. He was working 1st shift, going to school after he got off, would have to come home and help the boys with their homework, fix dinner, get all the kids ready for bed, and get everything ready for the next day. Meanwhile, his wife would get home between 2-3pm and go to sleep because she was so tired. He wouldn’t even have a hot meal ready when he came home.
Did the family take him in as a favor and use him to baby sit while they were off somewhere smoking meth?
Til America picks it’s face off the pavement.Baby slapping really you trolling me for my comment. come on Amreica, SMDH
Chile…Sit back and watch the festivities. I’m surprised the babysitter is still intact and hadn’t had some misfortune. ?
“You need tah…..pick yo afro Markeeeellll….because it’s flat on one siiiiidddeee.”
Why people can’t tell when people sick in the head I don’t know. You can clearly see he got them crazy eyes. And he don’t comb his head…that tell you right there. He don’t care about his head he not gone care about yo baby
I got $10 on high pitch. With lots of S’s.
You know whet?…?
Umm, Sandra? We got folks replying to themselves in here…
Yet, it females like me who can’t find that ONE!
I watch ’em all. I have Investigation Discovery and Oxygen on lock.
So his tongue is heavy laden. *gathers yo $10*
Anybody else?
troll, that better
What is it about men that makes them so impatient and abusive? First off why would you let that scary looking creature babysit your child? Secondly men have little to no patience so they always end up abusing a child because they cry a lot. I also notice that a lot of men talk to children as if they are talking to adults and expect them to understand like an adult would then get frustrated when they don’t understand. Just stupid.
I got QTNA but in AMERICA…well you know
Seriously!!! I dont trust too many people to be alone with my baby girl. Not even family. There is only select few, grandma being one, thats allowed to baby sit. If she not available one of us parents isnt going simple as that! Child predators, abusers, etc dont always have a “look”. You cant trust just anyone to leave your child alone with.. male or female. Those parents obviously do not care about their child enough to find proper care.
What the…?
Is it just me or…?
Sounds like one of my brother’s baby mama’s! He does HEAVY welding. Building schools and Walmarts and shit. Come home HOUSE NASTY! Nothing cooked. HE gotta do the laundry. Feed the kids. All of it! And she did NOT work. Has NEVER worked. But he stayed, so…..
He’s a decent man. I say decent, because he did end up cheating on her, but I think they put that passed them
One thing he is going to do is work, take care of the kids, and make sure that the woman in his life doesn’t want for anything.
Before he finished, she had the nerve to tell him that his going to school took away too much time away from the family.
Dead
This is MEN and WOMEN that do these things. I know way more mothers that are strict than fathers. The fathers I know play. TOO DAMN MUCH. Worse than the child sometimes.
I was about to jump on his relative that said he had been drinking. Upon further review, she said a lot more without saying much more.
I said he couldn’t manage proper haircut. Is he even allowed to use combs and other objects with some type of point?
He can use a spork.
my man don’t even look stable enough to watch his own bros and sisters
She works, but if she decided she didn’t want to, their lifestyle wouldn’t change at all. He stayed with her too. If he like it, I love it.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
umm…this nigguh wouldn’t have made it past the application stage. I would have sent him on his way soon as he inquired about the position… just look at em
This has to be a set up. White people can’t be that stupid. Well maybe. But I clearly wouldn’t leave a child with this man. Puriod.
That shirt says it all.
*faints* It’s always the ones that don’t appreciate or see the bigger picture *blows imaginary bangs*
Put him unda the jehl. He’ll have plenty of company based on the posts that we’ve been getting recently. A 1 year old? The hell did he do? Nothing that could ever warrant this type of behavior.
Po baby. At least they know now that they have to take care of they own child.
he probably just big & quiet…. a few monosyllabic responses, and a grunt here & there when agitated
Drugs…they claimed them.
wayment!!!! sounds like that law was enacted so child molesting crackhers can get off scott free…if i raped that baby, why he aint saying naythin, speak up baby
Time is craaaawwwwllllliiiinnnggg good lawd
sadly, you may not be far off the mark, smh
They dangerous. You know how many spork fights I had in elementary school? LMAO
don’t dew it miss celie….
Sheei…if they found him. Whet?
Cuz you looking at Markell who look like he needs a companion
it is still morning here. ugh.
In a nutshell. That’s it.
every time I try to open my door, I run across some dumb arse comment like this… I am dolphin laffing so bad right now….
But did you die??? LOL
Whatever happens to them, you can be rest assured the same will happen to you…X10! Do we understand each other? If you feel that may be a problem, you may leave now, no harm, no foul. ?
Oh they are making “rights” for pedophiles. Coming soon to a state near you.
I got snot…
pour juice…
Please drop the soap Harambe!
? bye
Well damn
quite probable…
(it takes a village… they chose the idiot)
Disgusting!
In America
*pulls you away from the enclosure*
Sandra immune to it. But Imma hush
New post – some white man didn’t manage to die
Like EJ I imagine
I have tears at this thread. I started reading then was like wait..but..oh and then here you come telling folks to abort abort!
same with those really young age of consent laws. i think its 13 in Georgia. Always some law for the Pales to get away with abusing children.
sounds like a waste of a good brother, smh… and that’s all i’ll say about that.
….but that’s none of my business. LOL
Speaketh
It is completely unfathomable that anyone would leave their minor child let alone an infant with this person. Where on earth do they know him from. He’s not even the let help an old person cross the street type.
dont make no sense
Lol
Ok. I thought it was just me.
Why they leave the kid with Black Corky? I’m lost
So are we. So.are.we.
Boby brown on 20/20 tonight talking about bobbin kris……….
He looks crazy. I wonder if they knew he had been drinking before they let him baby sit?!?!?!
I really love you, I do. But I can’t look at your font right now.
WHAY, JESUS, WHAY WHAY–LAWD, I just rolled off my couch laughing!
He likes it Nan, so I just make like Kermit.
I don’t have the time to be trying to bury, sink, store a body. I would’ve definitely informed the authorities of what I did.
You thaying he thound like Thamuel in “Kingsmen”?
Chile…I was looking. It happens quite often…and the upvotes. Used to be folks would forget to switch back to their other screen…nevermind. Let me just sip, sit, and watch. It can be some of the most entertaining dialogue ever, like watching someone sit at a table and converse with all 3 of themselves. ??
OMG U 2!?!? If my mama or my great Aunt and maybe my daughter’s God-mother, if they can’t babysit and if I can’t take her with me then I ain’t going! I have 3 sisters and I don’t even trust either one of them with my kid bcuz they don’t have patience for one and I hate to have to catch a case by fking one of them up about my child so trust me U and I feel the same way. Helll, I even worry when I leave my daughter home with my husband, her father bcuz he falls to sleep all the time plus to me him and nobody else can tend to my child like I do, lol! These parents are careless and navie and bcuz of them being dumb, their child had to endure trauma to his little body.
I might have Yoni come back and font sing the Life Goes On theme song.
Nan, he told me that he’s thinking, “Why does she feel the need to tell me this each and every time? I didn’t forget her? Why would I forget my lil partna? Why is she still telling me stuff like I don’t know this boy too? Why are her lips still moving?” LMBO
He has no chill!!!
Me neither. That’s too much work, but still…
lmbo
lol, I am already weak and no good right now. #nomas
Thats what I’m talking about!!!
Right! and if he picked them up he would drag them like Harambe did that lil boy the other day. RIP.
Right!
Buttuuurrrmmm…he looks a lil insane…he couldn’t keep my Parakeet if I had one…
Not Markell! Hahahaha!!
This right here! lmbo
So sad. Now a days you can’t trust no one with ya child. I knew someone that let a family member watch her child. And this knee grow was making that child do all types of things. One day the little girl told her mom that the “white stuff” was making her sick. ???
lmbo!!!
I was genuinely perplexed. There was a comment and then a reply from the same screen name like are you arguing with yourself in here?
SAY WHAAATTTT??!!?!? Is his bish ass is GEL?!?!?!?
And why are people allowing males to keep their children?
I hope they do not hate Black people now.
Seriously. This can change your whole perception in life and of life.
You should have known they was going get your black ass. SMH
I don’t understand females who don’t have custody of their kids or leave other people to raise them.
Nah, Sis. Even Corky would beat dis kneegro ass. (Didn’t he have to scrap once for Becka?)
They care more about dogs than children.
I was Trying to sort it out for them…but then I got confused looooll
Dead man walking……what the hell is wrong with people?
Somehow old white males from the 3rd century will be blamed for this incident.
What the law wouldn’t handle as a parent I would have too. Slow singing and flower bringing.
??. This why America can’t b great?
This MF wouldn’t be watching my children. What the hail were the parents thinking??????
Punish ALL involved!!!
I wouldn’t care if they did, personally.
I’m sorry….well no I’m not… he look “special”……..why would anyone leave their children with him?
sorry to hear this, really… prayers.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then you said RIP, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have I mentioned that I dislike you?!!!
You betta say that….Ishala La Kundala!!!
*toots up–
oh wait.. you said hand….
nerp. but im’a co-sign the hail outta anything Butter has to say about that SIL.
That is terrible. It would be a shame to dislike Blacks because of this “special” kind of fool.
…
#CLASSIC
Yes. Just like good ol’ Thamuel.
I fukcing loved that movie!
13 THOUGH???!!!!!!!!!!!!
hide ya kids…. dayum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have HOLLERED.
that’s it… gotta go outside….. ubishu.
Shoot he looks crazy I wouldn’t have my left my kid with him even if he was my only option. It’s sad poor baby
Thanks
Whotf would let him watch their child OMG he looks like a pervert
I’m going to NEED to know why the parents were cool to leave the kids with this beast man child.
That is heartbreaking.
I saw that one and was like “WTF”? It blows my mind how some are so irresponsible when it comes to the care of their children but will have background checks, surveillance cameras for their pets. IJS
I cried on that one I believe it was 2 boys the lady had.
This dude doesnt even look babysitter material fvck waiting for the cops i wudve found him and put my foot n his ass
I dont believe this story.
Please put me on to some good new shows. I looove crime shows. A Crime To Remember is a good one too although the videos on youtube are terrible quality
OMG!
I thought the babysitter was a young yt teenage female?
At all!!!?????
WOW
You mentioned some podcasts that you listen to regularly?? Can you say the names again, please??
So very true!!
Yasss! I once witnessed a grown ass man running around sears in giant box, chasing his kid around. He was Yt and the mama just went along with it.
EXACTLY????
He LOOK SLOW!!!
Period
ALWAYS
His aunt blaming the parents? He was a family friend they trusted him obviously foh he needs his ass whooped
ppl need to stop leaving their children with ppl just bcus theyre cheap &/or available…. wait til u can find a responsible sitter or stay home!
I’m sorry it might be sexist but I can’t think of a good reason to allow a man to watch a minor child unless he’s the father & sometimes they can’t even be trusted
But it would take a special kind of fool to dislike an entire race of people, simply because you had a bad experience with someone that happened to be of said race. No?
He need his fat arse whooped!!
I remember that episode.
What baby u know speaking, toddlers maybe, but babies, really, u know they cant talk its up to us to protect them, this is why I stop entertaining some of this fckry. It makes me stoopid…..
He needs to be phucked up both literally and figuratively!
Lmbo
I would’ve still been country dragging his big asz.
Bwaaaahahaha!!! I was trying to be respectful with the RIP. Maybe I went too far. Friend me again. I’ll do right this time. Lmbo
Lawd why? Lol!
Yes thank God… his sister nearly beat him to death before the cops came.
I’m all over the place. Inspirational… Black Culture shows … Cooking… Comedy is my favorite. I prefer Sirius Satellite Radio shows.
Women quit letting men babysit your kids unless that’s the daddy…
The parents look special themselves…
D*MN nie he no he wrong fo dat! fat f**k!
okay! like WTF ws the parents thinking
Sigh…
Poor baby
This sickens me – parents stop being so damn pressed to get out of the house that you would leave your infant with just anybody. Stay your ass at home and be a parent until a child can at least speak to you to tell you what is going on. This sorry excuse for a babysitter is lucky it wasn’t my child because law or no law he would be wishing he wasn’t alive.
I wouldn’t leave a pet rock with him. Ew
I believe they were both whyt. The boyfriend/husband was also involved
WTH, I mean, he look like the type that would eat the baby food and drink the baby formula instead of feeding the baby.
This baby look like he was dragged through a moat by someone…or something. Poor baby. Hope he okay now.
No, they weren’t. Cherry was black. The ex-husband was not involved. I think you are thinking of the wrong episode.
My bad. I might be.Thank you
This is beyond a bad experience. This man beat up their baby. Beat up a baby.
LOL OMG Pamela U play 2 much! But U are right, he look like he would eat the food and the baby 2!
*sniggles in hand*
I hear you. I still think that it irrational to let one experience, no matter how heinous, affect the way you feel about every single person of that same race. Period. If you are associating behavior with race, you were indeed racist before the incident.
The parents should be indicted with child neglect for allowing Markell, who clearly looks disturbed, to babysit their child.
okay, you can come back up on the porch….
*slowly unlatches the screen door* ….but I’m watching you, LOL!
Hahahahahhaha! OH man that makes me feel much better.. Im glad you said it, lmao. I dont trust my lil mamas wit my husband (her daddy) for too long either. Seems like he always forgets to change her diaper and I HATE that! Its true though, nobody in this world, not even your own mother, will take care of your child the way you do. We are lucky to have our mamas to help though <3
LOL yeah girl, can’t nobody tend to our babies like we do! I love having the help of my mother as well but sometimes she can’t get it right and grandmothers always tend to wanna do things their way with our child lol! But I’m glad I got my mama help.
LOL yeah girl, can’t nobody tend to our babies like we do! I love having the help of my mother as well but sometimes she can’t get it right and grandmothers always tend to wanna do things their way with our child lol! But I’m glad I got my mama help.
LMBO!!!!! Smart woman.
LMBO!!!!! Smart woman.
Seriously wtf comes up with that Law.I guess I would have TO take the Law in my Hands because if that was my Baby when I got through whipping that Negroe he would be Dead lowdown MF
Seriously wtf comes up with that Law.I guess I would have TO take the Law in my Hands because if that was my Baby when I got through whipping that Negroe he would be Dead lowdown MF
Whew!! U said it!!! Chile……ew lawd!
Just awful. I know some parents who wouldn’t have called the police but would’ve handled him themselves. A bully coward.
That’s what I said. Who the f@#$% let Harambe’s little cousin babysit their child. His parents need to be arrested. Like nothing about this meat jerking, video game playing, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club president says, lemme watch the baby! Da Fuq
THIS IS WHY MY KIDS DON’T STAY WITH ANYBODY OR GET BABYSAT!
They should have put that fool in the cage with that gorilla and let him see how things would have turned out for him slapping it