un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a M2T (male-to-trans) individual whose feminine appearance is convincing.
You dudes are going to mess with the wrong one and get your feelings hurt.
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I saw this yesterday and hollered like hell. He would’ve windmilled the shat outta them fools *crying* I would’ve loved to see the dudes’ faces when they heard that deep ass voice. *tears*
WOW!
Wow!
Didn’t you get a bunch of flack over this kind of post?
Looks like Tiffany “New York” Pollard. Which aint bad. Just looks like her. Cant see whatever that is from IG
Saw this yesterday ?? I know from jump it was a man. It dudes weren’t killing trannies, he shoulda let them shoot their shot
Confusion. smh.
@Zoe
Yoooo. How did she sleep through all of that? He didn’t wake her up either. I can’t. Let watch Part. 3.
Smh…then she said if she ever slept with someone else it was so that she could pay the bills….and that she should have stayed with the pimp. Why?!
And I am dying laughing. You gonna just do you til the damn e-n-d huh Sandra? Nvmd that they find out they are posted here these days and come in here raising holy hell and threaten to sue you.
#NoFuxAllocated
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You wanna be a woman well thats what women deal with on a daily bases .Guys really need to stop verbally abusing women when their not interested ,its the height of immaturity
She no curr.
I just asked this.
She just said better watch who you talking too??
Its who she has always been. Im crine.
Dudes tried to holla at the store. S/he was like ??. So they get outside followed outside. So the person up top went from talking like a girl to talking like a man
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HOLLERS. Imma watch it at home.
No interest in the video. 2 more hours and I’ll be free!
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It was a mess lol! Ole girl was faking, she knew not to get up
And he is high…. I knew he was high!
It cut off on Part 3. Is she alive? Did someone call 911?
Bitch looks like a dude anyway.
This one seems like she may be waiting for her outside the salon?
Not unclockable. He screams MAN in disguise of a trans. -ain’t fooling nobody except those who are high, drunk or born yesterday. lol
He looked like he was bout to knock Ed out
Working on that patent for disposable DNA test swabs. ????
Will be a must for those those in the dating game. “Would you mind giving this a lick please, before this conversation goes any further?” ???????
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HUNTEEE TELL THE CHIRRUNS IN YOUR BLUE FROM THE TEMPTATIONS VOICE THAT THEY DON’T WANT NAN!
Aye!
what in the entire Fck is that dancing, Oh my….
Thank you for the gif. LOL
Lol. BUT he is protecting her like crazy. That is what would make me lose my ish!
i was about to say there go @Carolina homeboy. *snorts*
I saw this on baller alert i think…she may be ok with this one.
Youre welcome….??
Lol true indeed
When he covered her up, I woulda lost it
If he clocked your clock take the dck and stfu. He ain’t fooling no one.
That eyebrow. LOL
That’s the way I’m going to be in my care this afternoon listening to Wipe Me Down.
Another broken clock!!!!!
clocked at the end tho.
I love his crazy azz!!
Why do you post these disturbing videos of confused men and women?
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A guy that does videos.
Send me a video.
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Me too! Silly af.
I love when they change up their voices?I be like “do it again, do it again” ? #levelstothissh!t
Girl yasssss!!!! Same here ?????
Sean Spicer said: Our intention is to never lie, but sometimes we can disagree with the facts.
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I don’t think he’s confused. He said it’s levels. He knew when to change up that voice and be a “Boy Damon” when it was necessary ?It’s all entertainment, that’s why it on social media. He likes girl clothes. So does ASAP and Jaden.
The feminine voice isn’t even realistic. It sounds fake.
We still doing this?
You thought we were going to leave it in 2016? Nope.
Yes, that’s why it’s hilarious. It sounds exactly what it is, a boy imitating a girl. All men think females have high pitch voices and choose this as their “feminine” voice.
Omg I hate coming to the damn dmv. They need to hand out juice boxes in here or something??
i edited. I was stuttering ?
She should have. Just gonna be patient and see if one of his friends show up. I missed the live show last time.
lol that is something, do he really wear that hair?
I think my license expires this year ?I’ll have to sit forevahh.
I have nothing for shim above.
In news I want to talk about, Soul4 came home yesterday with her Black History Month assignment and it’s to do a project on Ava Duvernay. I am so geeked! I love her work!
Is her teacher black or a Rachel D?
I just looked, I can renew online. Praise Jesus
I was going to renew on line but I want a new picture. I need to show my new year new me sexy.
Folks is turned up today chile and It’s just Tuesday … ? shewt
Ha! Her teacher is a young Black woman.
They are trying to minmic something that comes in many different flavors. I have a friend whose voice is almost as deep as a dudes. It has a sprinkle of femininity that lets your know she’s a woman.
Clearly he is very clockable
My sister that is getting married (so she says) in May just downgraded the entire wedding. Her wedding gown (evening gown from jcpenny) is about $160. She still want’s bridesmaids. What could we wear that will look appropriate and not cheap. I’M NOT PAYING MORE THAN WHAT SHE’S PAYING FOR A DRESS?
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She HAD to be..with that assignment. Strong black woman, creating her own lane to report on…I love her teacher!!
I knew it was a man .
So i just sent my 16yr old daughter a text telling her that her “dick appointment is friday at 3:30″…smdh! Damn phone!??
I don’t have that kind of time in July. My picture won’t be changed until someone has to roll me in there, literally. I cannot stand the dmv and their dysfunctional system.
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I’m hollering. Lol. Why would you call her dress an evening gown?! ???
I know your family didn’t have money for a speech therapist.
Lawd I thought that was NY….let me finish this report *facepalm*
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Praise him..I just wanna pay my tags man went through the disabled line and everything..oy?
We can only renew online every other time.
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What you watching?
KML!!!!!!
That’s what I’m saying. My brother’s mom sounds like a straight man. The 1st time she spoke scared the sh!t out of me. My face gives me away and my dad said “what, she sounds just like a man, don’t she?” Um yes sir, she does. He said it got deeper over the years.
Cocktail dress.
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You getting dick now? OOOOOkkkkaaay Blue. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8041581e5a28964763c22898d9d1d2bfef8da5aa093109fb50ade56d080931d9.gif
hush!
Why did your autocorrect pick that word? Hmmmm
Forgive me, I thought that was “New York” on the right….
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*crying*
Her response: Ma you done sold me off????
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No hade to anyone but a real question. Do they range from size 6 to 22?
I did too!!!! lmao
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Lmbao! Uh no!
Thats real, real gay
Dick is richard aint it?
Oh that’s a very clockable
Im sure her face was priceless af!!
Maybe everyone wears a dress that’s the same color. I don’t know.
They can.
hollering!!!!
that auto spell/correct has screwed me a few times as well
As a fan of Say Yes to the Dress some wedding dresses do look like evening gowns without the expensive price.
SMDH
That’s what it is ??. I looked it up. It literally says evening gown in the title and the description. She sent me pics. It’s coming from jcpenny for real too.
Throw in a twirl
That I know, but she was trying to be funny. Well at least I think she was.
LMAO
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Um, this 1 ain’t 1 of those BUT it ain’t my wedding ??
*crying* I cant with yall lmao
LMAO….uhhh huh you been using that word so often it’s in your phones memory
No, I’m faserious ?
Dicks are Dicks. Richard can be Dick.
Is the dick appointment at the doctor’s office or at the office’s the TransJenner and Laverne Cox attended at aisle 6 at Home Depot. Inquiring minds wanna know.
Sooooooo, I just realized that the damn email was sitting in my Draft folder. SMDH. I just sent it to you
Not falling for it!!
??? hush
Me too!???
Me too!???
You are no stranger to dikk and neither is your phone.
You are no stranger to dikk and neither is your phone.
Her wedding colors are ivory, mint green and peach. We’re supposed to wear peach. The groom is wearing a black tuxedo with a mint green tie and mint green sneakers. What other colors could be wear?
Her wedding colors are ivory, mint green and peach. We’re supposed to wear peach. The groom is wearing a black tuxedo with a mint green tie and mint green sneakers. What other colors could be wear?
LMAOOOOO, oh my, dont you hate that chyt…. but it was funny
LMAOOOOO, oh my, dont you hate that chyt…. but it was funny
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Cold as Antarctica up in hur today.
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Cold as Antarctica up in hur today.
Well the letter “i” is next to the “o”…im blaiming the phone!
Well the letter “i” is next to the “o”…im blaiming the phone!
Other evening gowns just more plain looking
Other evening gowns just more plain looking
You got my side hurting!!!!! KML
You got my side hurting!!!!! KML
It’s a nice evening gown, I just wouldn’t wear it as a bride in MY wedding.
It’s a nice evening gown, I just wouldn’t wear it as a bride in MY wedding.
You know i meant “doc”
You know i meant “doc”
That is why I do “The Donald” and grope while he has his draws on before I take my draws off. When he takes his draws off I take a magnifying glass and exam it for any small nip/tuck healing marks one can’t see with the naked eye.
That is why I do “The Donald” and grope while he has his draws on before I take my draws off. When he takes his draws off I take a magnifying glass and exam it for any small nip/tuck healing marks one can’t see with the naked eye.
So…I was in a store yesterday evening, standing at the register to check out, and behind me I hear a very light toned voice say, “excuse me ma’am, are you next in line”? I said, yes, without looking back, then he passed me to walk to the other register, with his wrist flapping, and a lil twist in his walk. I stopped, looked, and turned and looked at my sister, then said…WAIT A MINUTE! Is that my newer neighbor who is married to a woman, with a kid? She surprisingly agreed it was. Now, what is surprising is when we go for a daily walk, he would be outside and speak or have a conversation. His tone of voice and mannerisms are very different…as in masculine. This is the second time I have busted someone acting one way, and then with their significant other, another way…
So…I was in a store yesterday evening, standing at the register to check out, and behind me I hear a very light toned voice say, “excuse me ma’am, are you next in line”? I said, yes, without looking back, then he passed me to walk to the other register, with his wrist flapping, and a lil twist in his walk. I stopped, looked, and turned and looked at my sister, then said…WAIT A MINUTE! Is that my newer neighbor who is married to a woman, with a kid? She surprisingly agreed it was. Now, what is surprising is when we go for a daily walk, he would be outside and speak or have a conversation. His tone of voice and mannerisms are very different…as in masculine. This is the second time I have busted someone acting one way, and then with their significant other, another way…
My friend got married last summer and all the bridesmaids (4) had different dresses in the same color and it looked so good. So I vote for Zoe’s idea.
My friend got married last summer and all the bridesmaids (4) had different dresses in the same color and it looked so good. So I vote for Zoe’s idea.
Lawd… this is HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawd… this is HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS TOO!!!!!!!! KML
THIS TOO!!!!!!!! KML
Peach is the worst color for bridesmaids dresses…my sister did it too and we had high low gowns…definitely a dress that only gets worn once
Peach is the worst color for bridesmaids dresses…my sister did it too and we had high low gowns…definitely a dress that only gets worn once
He like menz or maybe he’s a foe lesbun
He like menz or maybe he’s a foe lesbun
Damn sure is. LMAO.
Damn sure is. LMAO.
Smh…im so ashamed…??
Smh…im so ashamed…??
??? man stop!
??? man stop!
Lol at 330 on Friday that poor baby is going to be freaked out lol ?.
Lol at 330 on Friday that poor baby is going to be freaked out lol ?.
go on ASOS.. they have a wedding section with cute bridesmaid-esque dresses that are pretty affordable.
go on ASOS.. they have a wedding section with cute bridesmaid-esque dresses that are pretty affordable.
That was my suggestion but she is concerned with pricing (my limit is $120 WITH tax) and all the different shapes and sizes. Maybe the others are willing to pay more but she doesn’t want them too. Our original dresses were $200.
don’t be, she will bring it up 10 yrs from now and y’all will laugh at all those memories, i miss my daughter 16 yr, she grown and married now,
Umm hmm i have no filter while talking or texting so yeah….
Im so tickled.
I agree but IDC. I’ll wear whatever color. I just don’t want it to be rags or lookalike I got it from 5 7 9
Shes laughing her ass off now!
Richard can also be Tricky Dick. Remember Nixon.
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I was too, i just fell out
She not getting on the bus. ??
Were you ashamed when you were dealing with dick?
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FOR SHAME! I don’t like this at all. Be true to yourself but don’t put me at risk. Where you be that got these down lows?
Oooouuuu
Lmao nah im picking her up early. Shes going!
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Lmao…well damn!
CAN.NOT.BREATH!!!
?? baby making purposes
It happens. At least she’s 16. She’s about to record everywhere y’all go and stream it FB live ?
TELL IT!! Record it and tell it all ?
Lmao ??? man im done!
Smh ive sent worse to my mom…lord maybe i should proof read.
I was very bothered by Sandra Rose story about the shooting by Greenbriar Mall. So I googled it… and not one story said it was drug related at all. I go to the Planet Fitness over there and I I frequent the area.. so I was trying to figure out why I did not hear of such a thing.
ATLANTA (CBS46) –
Three people are dead following a shooting near the Greenbriar Mall in southwest Atlanta.
Atlanta Police Lieutenant Charles Hampton tells CBS46 News that two men in their late 20s were killed and another man was critically injured and taken to an area hospital. He later passed away from injuries sustained in the shooting.
It is unclear what prompted the shooting.
Stay with CBS46 News for updates.
*highlights it is unclear*
I’ve sent worse to my aunt. I’ve sent message to the entire wrong person, mom included ?She says, at least your grown ?I need to check names and the actual messages. You are not alone *MJ vc*
She just askes if ive had enough sleep….damn shame
She gave alternative facts
?? …man i wouldnt go around my mama for a month or so….couldnt.
Dude was caught sleeping naked on the couch with a side piece
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OMG. Bff sent her mama her titties. Her ex husband is in under his name… Marcus. And her mama is in under “Mama”. She put in Ma- and off it went. Lord JESUS. Yes this coulda been so much WORSER.
I’m in the Atlanta area. But to have this happen twice! It happened last year too at the mall.
lmfbo
As usual!
Lit ?????
???? hell nah! I dont send nudes but i will send some filthy ass nasty ass texts though…?
This is a whole entire phenomenon? Im CRYING. Bff was mortified. Her mama is funny as HELL tho. She was like wtf is the meaning of these titties in my phone.
lmaoooo.
Lmao ???titties on my phone
I sent my aunt a message with pus$y. She was dying laughing. She knew what I meant and I didn’t correct it either. My mother’s mouth is way worse than mine. I don’t get ashamed like that. Now if it was grandma…great grandma would tell me stories with great detail. She had 11 kids though so I already knew what it was ?
My mama was like “you better check ya damn phone next time, sending me that filth”
???Baby, what your titties have to tell me? What her mama say?
OOH child! That voice-change had me weak LMBO! He said “it’s secrets to this shit” in his boy voice.
Trans people are like special unicorns. They can be both! ?
??? man i cant!
So you just going around grabbing them in the B*ssy??
Something along these lines lmaooo. Her mama has always been a hoot. And always has talked just as NASTY. Since we were little. Her mama said I WAS gonna stop by and give my grandkids some money this evening but LOOKS like yall trying to get it on…I will come over tomorrow. *snorts*
wtf is the meaning of these titties in my phone.
*******
I have tears
Thank God I can stop a message within 4 seconds. Gotta be quicker than that ?
Lmao
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I hope you shopping elsewhere. Don’t need you to be a blog story with false facts ?
See man i dont have that option. What phone you have??
My family has NO FILTER. My mother would have been like “do you want to me take the kid and bring her back tomorrow” ?
Lmaooo.
I have an Note 4 but use an app for my messages. This features is important. I’ll have to research before I get my iPhone in March.
why are you glamorizing this lifestyle?
Trans people are like special unicorns. They can be both! ?
******
??I love the voice change too
LOL!!! Not there’s secrets to that look! I really thought that still shot was New York from Flavor Flav
Hmmm….ok. i need to find an app that has that feature.
Do you think the wife knows… if not are you above sending anonymous notes?
True story…unfortunately. You see stuff like this on TV about the spouse being in “other” relationships, but it is becoming all too common right in our everyday lives. It’s becoming as common as learning about preachers sleeping with the congregation members.
His wife is sooo sweet. They got an excellent deal on their house and she was so welcoming and open to knowing her neighbors. On my walk, I would play with them and say you are so lucky to have her because she is “fine” with a lot of butt lol. He is a little guy and would just laugh at me. A nice respectable couple. In other words, they are a sweet couple with a little child…
No seriously, the cops did say it was drug related. I saw that on ABC news the other night. After the cop said that – my friend and I were trying to figure out who sold the drugs or did they try to rob him and take his drugs…every station has something different. One station said the SuperBowl would take place on 2/4 – thats on a Saturday….
Anyone else think she looks a lot like New York. In fact, at first I thought it was her.
The second pic is not unclockable….
Some links she posted. Some girl live recorded herself catching her bf cheating on her. Chile…
She sounds more like a man when she’s normally talking than when she tried to imitate a deep voice.
I cant lie, I scrolled past this on IG this morning and thought nothing of it. In all fairness I didn’t hit play until just now. But it’s a shame real women are mistaken for trans and vice versa.
Is that New York?
He is not unclockable
Haaaaaa. Her mama’s child. ?
Best belive these dudes are not being fooled by no ninja in drag. These clowns is searching for peen under a skirt.
So no, she knows nothing ?
Lol hey dancer!!!
Now thats the thing thats so sad about the whole thing. What makes it even sadder is women are striving for that tranny look everyday
Riiiight, got women out here wanting to look like men that want to look like a women…The ch!t is downright uncanny. I feel bad when I say a woman is a trans and turns out not to be..
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Smh lol
Awww…so sweet you don’t want to tarnish their home with the truth…that is sad. She’s probably a good woman too
sure are.
sure isnt
Wendy Williams must be bored doing Facebook videos from WalMart…
Maybe it’s not mistaken maybe it was searched for but they had to play it off once it came/comes to light…
Shim ain’t fooling nobody with that Soprano voice.
At first glance, I thought that was New York (idk her real name and not interested enough to look it up either) till I read the title. He’s very clockable.
Man! I was just saying that, too.
I thought so, too until I read it was a clockable post.
That lip hue slays
I HOLLERED ?! I swear this should be a PSA on social media and TV.
Unclockable my ass. He has a basketball player head. Girl, bye.
I thought the same thing. From a certain angle it looked just like New York.
It’s so true! Although the dudes that I know prefer girls with a more natural look. They like real hair, less makeup, real boobs et cetera
I would just die if I were the last to know. At the same time you/we don’t know the nature of their relationship. She could be down with it (doubtful but who knows). Best to mind your business I guess.
Ooh, I wouldn’t say anything. Mind ya business is correct but I wonder if the wife knows. Damn!
Very clockable! In fact all men pretending to be women are clockable. It is the women with beards and bass voices that are usually unclockable!
I hate all of you equally. I don’t feel my face should hurt this bad from laughing. I will see yall in hell. #aintgottimeformypeople
The tranny looks like New York in that pic on the right. Everything screams ugly woman until it opens its mouth.
I wondered too, but realize how masculine he is around her. When I tell you the man was a different character in the Dolllllar store yesterday. I had to do a double look because I was confused.
I will. I will be uncomfortable when I see them in the yard this spring.
She appears to be. They are good neighbors.
They are rare. Lol
She looks like a woman or It. Idk the proper pronoun.
Single mothers this is what happens when you chase the man out the house with all that damn naggin
Lmfao
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Not to me!!!
But, I am born and raised in San Francisco.. The things these eyes have seen???
NOBODY
(Keith Sweat voice)
EXACTLY
Hey girl
Why you so late????
Nobody baby!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
This is one of the only reasons why I respect trannies because they’re out giving these low life men and they’re misogynistic ways a lesson they won’t forget.
Is that Trinidad James?
DAYUM
New York from VH1, i been knowing
She look like Gold Everything…Trinidad James!!
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Until they end up dead in an alley or the woods somewhere…
Who can’t tell that’s a man Lol. Trannies are Easy to spot.
Girl!
When I saw the picture I thought that was NY too! Lol smh