By Sandra Rose  | 

Amy Schumer & Chris Fischer got married

Comedian Amy Schumer has wed boyfriend Chris Fischer in a surprise wedding that stunned Hollywood. The 36 year old actress tied the knot with Fischer, an acclaimed chef, in a secret ceremony at a private Malibu residence in front of celeb friends.

Invited celebrity guests included Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence and Judd Apatow according to reports.

The reason the shotgun marriage is such a shocker is because they've only dated for a few months! Schumer broke up with her boyfriend Ben Hanisch last year after dating for 2 years.

Enough people know about the effects of Dopamine and what happens after the Dopamine fades. So her marriage announcement comes as a shock.

How long do you think the marriage will last?

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  • Mia Said so


  • JRock

    Just another divorce in the making says Nancy the news reporter.

  • Yoni7

    Nobody cares.

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    LOL He'll keep her fed. That's sweet.

  • Ms.Vanilla

    The marriage will last as long as he keeps cooking.

  • Rayne

    It’ll last long as he can teach her how to be funny.? funny she is not!

  • bella28498 .

    Amy is one ugly bish

  • Ryan

    Fat girl married a chef.

    Good idea.

  • ShelbyMoore

    She's just so damn ugly to me. Looking like raw chicken. Why she keep on getting posted anyway...I don't think black people find her funny AT ALL.

  • ShelbyMoore

    Hopefully it's with fruits and veggies.

  • Marlika

    Congrats Chris you just hit the jackpot! ?? Get her sour ass pregnant a few times and you’re set for life Sir!!

  • Look@m3

    I don't.....I watched snatched and it was just something to do while I had nothing to do.

  • ~~eb

    TO THE CORNER NOW!!! NOT looking like raw chicken!! I can't!

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    Yes. :)

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    You can thank Mo'Nique.

  • ShelbyMoore


  • Kim’s Original Face

    Raw chicken LMAOOO

  • SweetTEE

    *sour ass* I'm not dealing with this today!!!

  • Ms.Vanilla

    If she keeps stealing she won't have to be funny. Remember she was accused of being a joke thief? Sandra didn't mention that but if she were black Sandra would have made sure we were reminded.

  • You Could Never

    Congrats to them


    Is he cooking for her, because she looks like she is gaining weight or is she pregnant.....anyway congrats AMY

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    She is really going to get fat.

  • Marlika

    I always said her and The fat one Rumor Wilson or whatever her name is was not funny. White folks get mad when you say that. Oh well?????

  • We Can Do This

    Dog face. You'd definitely have to keep brown bags at arms reach, but then there is her body...never mind.

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Amy your face...... Yuck

  • Sally Wright McLinn

    He looks stunned. And Amy was in love with the dentist in Chicago. I think this is a rebound marriage.

  • 90’sBawdy

    She might be pregnant ?

  • XoXo

    Happy for them. I like her.

  • Isaac3000


  • Legacy

    Lol they couldn’t even get her to look pretty on her wedding day like damn!! That face just refuses to improve lmao!

  • MythCalledLove

    I don't see her hype. She is not funny to me. She tries too hard to be funny (If that makes any sense)

  • bella28498 .

    sheeeeeit goooooood point....great observation lmao

  • Bossy704

    Until he runs through her money. Sorry that is her only appeal to a young handsome successful guy. She is about to finance several of his business ventures and get super fat.

  • Guest

    Good for her. Do what make you happy in life. I pray her marriage last and she can have a couple of kids because she is getting older and time waits for no one. Good luck and God bless.

  • Gotitbutsmh

    Until he gets caught cheating.