Cardi B

Cardi B dropped her debut album, Invasion of Privacy on Friday morning. If you’re not a Cardi fan, you’re not missing anything. Cardi’s music is for youngsters who chase temporary highs. They’ll play the album once to say they heard it, then move on to the next one-hit wonder.

“I Do” features R&B singer SZA on the chorus. The beat is corny and Cardi sounds exactly the same as she does on every track. And, yes, SZA is using auto-tune.

Excuse me while I listen to this new Nicki Minaj track someone just sent me.