As some of you know, your auntie used to be a regular at strip clubs back in the day. I befriended quite a few girls who allowed me to photograph them while they worked to earn enough money to feed their children and keep a roof over their heads.
While most strip club patrons pay to see the women dance topless, the real show takes place back in the locker room where the dancers resolve numerous disputes with their fists.
You can always tell when the strippers are fighting because a small crowd forms near the entrance to the locker room.
The infamous Body Tap, which is now shuttered, was owned by a woman, Veronica, who did not tolerate fighting in her establishment.
Strippers usually fight over money and customers.
The popular strippers have their favorite customers who spend money on them and them only. If another dancer encroaches on her favorite customer, the fists will fly. Some of the ladies are professional enough to wait until they get back to the locker room to settle their disputes.
The women usually aren’t hurt during the nightly scraps. The damage is limited to hair extensions littering the floor along with broken acrylic nails.
I miss those days.
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Ooh chile the ghetto.
I befriended quite a few girls who allowed me to photograph them while they worked to earn enough money to feed their children and keep a roof over their heads.
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Is that what they’re calling it these days……photography?
LMAO!!!!
Just NO
“As some of you know, your auntie used to be a regular at strip clubs back in the day”
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hahhhha i actually didn’t know
I didn’t know it was like that. When I was coming up, ladies were ladies. At the most they spit at each other. This is embarassing.
This is one reason why this is the best blog. You really can’t make this stuff up!
slow news day huh, Aunty????
Get it how you live!! Child BYE!
???CHOCOLATE CAAAAKE!!!
All these videos look musty…
Why did I watch this?? Smdh
These ain’t ladies… They’re whores
I hollered
I swear women fight worse than men…women seem to want to kill each other. Did you see ole girl get flipped by the hair?
Giiiiirl, so many men pose as photographers so they can take dirty pics of women ???
Me too!!
3 minutes of my life wasted on garbage. Nothing else must be jumping today…I see now I have to find better entertainment else where
yeah spiting is definitely more classy than a punch to the face (she states sarcastically) … however in my world, spitting on me is going to catch me a murder charge…
Also reeking of Love Spell and lace front glue.
But… you clicked after reading the post title? ?
Can we get an afternoon wood?
Please God please do not let me get into a scrap, but heavens forbid if I do let me be FULLY clothed, nothing less dignified than fighting with a tobacco leaf tidday hanging out and your g string barely covering your crack *shudder*
Nope
Yeah! I’ll pass. See ya’ll next post.
Yeah that was a good flip. But ol girl should’ve been able to finish her after the flip. ?????
Act up… you can get snatched up.
(I would like to take time out to thank Lil Boat for this. Applies to so tso SEW murch.)
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Hexanbeast shyt … chile Sandra what in da hell …. https://media0.giphy.com/media/kaq6GnxDlJaBq/giphy.gif
I love me some ratchet skripper fights! Always grab the weave and wild punch. Someone teach these girls how to make a fist and throw a real punch
Who tf is that yelling CHOCOLATE CAKKKKKKKKE in the background on video dos? Fukk her. Bc of her now my kid wants to know wtf Im listening to.
I would never fight a funny shaped or bald headed woman- they stay angry.
I did not know this about your past, Auntie- you threw me off with this one lol!
Moving on: how can I get my family to RSVP without losing my patience? I just think it’s so rude, especially since I’m paying for everything and need a count of all their kids for the entertainment I have booked and for food of course. The least they can do is respond! Ugh ?
Chocolate Cake is one of the dancers. ?
I kinda figured that lmaooooo. Im laughing uncontrollably.
Shorty in the glittery thinga majig in video one got them hands.Ole girl in the dental floss had her at one point. But she literally fought her way back. Dont hestitate to post more of these Sandra.
My day has been hectic. I love boxing and was thoroughly entertained. Thanks Sandra, I didn’t know that I needed that. ?
Now you really are pushing it. No telling what jokes Sandra will post. ?
Lawd! They was fighting to the death.
Just tell them the caterer has given you a time deadline and you MUST give a final headcount by a date certain. That way it doesn’t look like you are the one pressuring them.
Yeah you are right I did, so again I don’t expect to get those three minutes of my life back, let along the additional 1 minute to respond. Sorry not sorry
I’m here for the jokes….seems it would be more enjoyable
Did I read that IG right? Were those bishes killing each other over $50?
Headed right behind you lol
Didn’t bother to click. I felt dirty just reading the headline.
Oh shit! ? now I gotta watch
Lmfao gwerl ?
Did anyone else see the profile on Henry Parham? Mr. Parham is believed to be the last African American survivor of the D-day invasion in Normandy.
This little 98 year old man said he landed on the beaches even though he couldn’t swim. He said he just “prayed to the good lord to save me.” Mr. Parham’s mind is sharp and he does not look a day over 75. Mr. Parham is a testimony to clean living and faith in God.
I am PISSY WEAK!!!! Chocolate cake was in the wayyyyyyy! LMAO
Where is Dolla Bill when you need him? RIP Bernie Mac!
LMAO AWW MAN!
You not right lol
Damn the top two was getting it in! the second group of hoes I couldn’t tell if they wanted to fight or fuk. lmao
Whew chile, the ghetto, the ghetto, the GHETTO. I see there’s clearly nothing else to write about but tasteless shit. I said what I said, speak on it.
Did anybody else see the article about the actress Marcia Cross? She said her anal cancer is likely linked to the same HPV virus that caused her husband’s throat cancer.
When eating azz goes wrong ?
Was anyone expecting strippers to be classy ?
Im sorry. I can’t with the spiting. I’d rather have the option of dealing with your hands. We can call it a fair one. BUT SPIT? Especially on or near my face, where it can get in and around any of the open orifices…..I’m blacking out.
Yeah I read it. The blogs thinks she gave it to her husband when he ate her box and had sex with her then transferred it to her anus when he ate it and or had sex in the back door. That type of shitt makes me want to keep my legs closed forever. I can’t imagine having any aliments but Anal and Throat Cancer sounds incredibly painful. I’m glad they in remission. HPV ain’t no joke!
? we need something to balance dis shit out
She flipped that bish like a ninja! lmao
You Know whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Are you Chocolate Cake?
sooo you just gonna get your face and body messed up like that? so now both of you have to take a few days off so the bruises and scratches heal on your face?
OLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
tobacco leaf tidday?And on that note, I’m out.
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Oh I thought it was some scissoring going on… smh
Black strippers are the best, they know how to do their job, sometimes you might get lucky and have a happy ending.
Wait what nah… The STD led to butt and throat cancer??
Sandra now you know what… This damn write up! I’m not dealing with you today ma’am! ????
You tried it….The white ones do the same thing Bruh.
Tell the RSVP or else… Let their imaginations run wild ?
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Umma have to ask you to put some clothes on before we go toe to toe……
LOLL..entertaining to watch…
I must be the only woman in the world who dont fight. I got bullets for all of this ????
Well, if your most viable skill is taking off your clothes….
You are a Lady then, we need more of you.
30 seconds…that’s all I watched.
So you are a Trick huh?
Please delete this post…smh…
He gooooottta be (in Mr James voice) who wants to willingly fugg a troll??
???? Are you affiliated with Worldstar now, Sandra? SO RANDOM…and ratchet.
I cannah…?????
Same. I have too much to lose. People who fight generally don’t. I’m grown enough to walk away unless you touch me… Then anything I do is self-defense
I use to bartend at this wack strip club off 285 when I was in college. Always some ish in the locker room. I use to feel bad for the house mom. She was always stressed lol.
I read it on MTO this morning. Glad I got my HPV shots in high school. I was like why am I getting these three shots …but years later I’m happy my mom made me. Thanks Mom?
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“CHOCOLATE CAKE!” https://media2.giphy.com/media/QjIz1AqkGTszK/giphy.gif
Y’all, I cannot today. ???
Sandra.. You was out filming strip club fights? Under the name Chocolate Cake…
When I hear those stories im in absolute shock. The man on the CBS Morning show said when he landed in the shores of Normandy he asked a solider for a cigarette and a lighter and the soldier didn’t respond. As he looked under the helmet he saw that the soldier didn’t have a head is was a corpse. They paid a serious price for our freedom.
…..and who was watching these ratchet looking strippers? ??? Gross. I bet they had bullet wounds, scars from fighting the week before…..lol
Who paying money to see this??
Right!! That’s how it’s supposed to be. ?
So he was eatin a**?
They look like that were about to huntch each other.
Chocolate cake took me the FK out. https://media2.giphy.com/media/4OowbIsmYHbpu/giphy.gif
I said the same thing and she spoke…we’ll see…..
First, all I watched was 3 seconds of that video cuz it was ignant AF. And for 2, why are these women/trans fighting each other? And for tres, why didn’t anyone try to break them up?
Speaking of strip clubs, I was flapping my lips catching up with a male friend who happens to be a lawyer (we go way back to the 90s) and we were talm bout when he and I used to hang out (separately) at the same discotheque. Yes, discotheque. I have long suspected that he is gay but he didn’t quite know how to tell me. As we were cracking up laughing on the phone talm bout how we’d both be in da club sweating and dancing for hours, he asked me if I ever went to the club on the night they had male strippers and I said yes me and my girls would be there checking the guys out. So I said to him, I’ll bet you were there the night they had female strippers and he said no I was there too checking out the male strippers and then he got real quiet as if he was waiting on a response from me. I think my suspicions are now confirmed…maybe not. I’m still not ready to come right out and ask him all these years later so I laughed it off. He told me he appreciated our long friendship because he saw me as honest and compassionate towards others and always having a loving heart. And then he repeated two more times how he always thought of me as compassionate, etc. I think he was trying to tell me.
Um you just told us and he already told you.
But you already know, always follow your gut. It never steers you wrong.
Sandra
I don’t expect envious women to understand why strip clubs are so profitable.
Even the less popular dancers take home $1,500 on a slow night.
There she is! Hi Ms. Rose!
Michael Douglas said the same thing about his wife. Embarassed her in front of the whole world.
PS – $1500 a night as a stripper is not goals. I make my money in less compromising ways.
PS – $1500 a night as a stripper is not goals. I make my money in less compromising ways.
Do better. …..
Do better. …..
Exactly however Im not fighting on the locker room floor where the icky sticky nastiness ????? plus I will walk away from nonsense
That is why l cut my hair bcas a chick wanna grab your hair n hold you down
Not maybe not, they have been!
This shyt is horrible, but what more matters worse is the broad name Chocolate Cake ?????
Lmbo! Thank you for the giggles
I know I was like is this makeup dry humping
A good hustler would have been out with the customers getting that money. The broke strippers are the ones fighting or watching the fight.
Oh yeah “chocolate cake” took me all the way out. https://media1.giphy.com/media/wTI6hkUqFn9OE/giphy.gif
Yo average nigga paying these women ? U speak like 90% of men are GQ models with a Havard education. Do u really think the average man that visits strip clubs give af about scarfs lol lets be logical for a second
Check out the Urban Movie Channel’s Naked Hustle documentary. Strippers can go home owing money. They need a crowd or a money bags regular like you. LOL!
I want a slice of chocolate cake now.
That depends on the strip club’s policy. The house takes a cut of each girl’s earnings and the DJ takes his cut. The rest is easy money for the girls.
You’re right. Fighting isn’t allowed at upscale strip clubs.
Which one of you complained and got that first video deleted?
Damn I missed the first video due to this dumb ass job I have to have in order to support myself and my daughter.
I’m with you on that. I like my face and hair. Plus it’s not lady like.
Except they ain’t got no ass.
It wuzzn’t me, Miss Sandra! I didn’t get here in time to see the nasty, degrading, rough s3x, trifling, shameful video.
Lemme know if you post it again.
Dontcha just hate being a responsible person some days.
Yes especially when there’s butt nekkid strippers fighting involved.
The ghetto
I didn’t realize there was a rachet x-rated video that I missed.
Chocolate cake….Chocolate cake….. https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oz8xRMvOrDgWXAkk8/giphy.gif
So unladylike, such animalistic behaviour. Sad.
Thanks Sandra for the azz and tiddays!
Once she got homegirl pinnedT tween dem lockers it was all over. Instead of folks helping,they screamin Choklate ?
Lamo ??
This heffa screaming for desert.. “CHOCOLATE CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE!” ?????
Ikr! Was the wyte girl Vanilla Ice Cream?
I’m singing that song in my head now ???!!
Tobacco leaf ? tidday
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LMAO!!!! ??? No, you really can’t ??
HAHAHA!!!! Thanks for that laugh, Sandra. I needed it today this Friday! LOL
I am nowhere near envious of broads who take their clothes off for random men to make money to “feed their kids” and to survive. Not in the LEAST. I’m a business analyst that makes a NICE salary and it may not be the kind of money that these broads are making, but I do well. Not ONLY can I feed my family and keep a roof over my head, but at the end of the day, I leave with my dignity and self worth in tact. *smiles* No one saw my p*ssy, or titties, AND I don’t have to fight like these ratchet hoodrats have to do in order to stay above water.
Nice try though!
True, true. I guess any woman with some tits and a** can be a stripper. *shrugs*
If I were to see naked men dance, it damn sure won’t be no bottom of the barrel n*ggas.They would have to be Idris Elba and up! LOL
Ain’t nobody worried about her little comment. lol I’d expect that from someone who frequented them in the manner that she has. Low logical thinking.
Wym? This is my only screen name. Did u mean something else? lol
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Great idea but I’m cooking and bbq’n…it’s our fam reunion that died off for years..I brought it back and do it all by myself.
I’ve made peace with the fact I’m solo in it bc fact is, its not a priority to them and I’d be silly to try to make something that’s important to me, to others.
But all I ask for planning purposes is the RSVPs and it’s like pulling teeth each and every damn year.
Mind u I’m one of the youngest adult cousins and I’m def the busiest.
They irk lol
And I’m sure you don’t have any problems applying for loan, or a mortgage. I have 0 respect for this hustle and at least post some decent stripper’s if that’s what your into….js
Lmaooo….I wanted me some cake sew badly but it might fvck up my weight lost journey…therefore umma pass. Who wants tew eat a sliver of ?
I agree! I mean, when you about to come outta pocket with my hard earned money, the standards need to be above average. Period. lol That’s all I’m saying. These broads look like bottom of the barrel, last minute, didn’t have nobody else to put on stage strippers. LOL
So nobody yelled ‘worldstar.’
Sure you were just there to take photographs. ?
Nothing physically fighting went anybody I know personally and sure as hell not with no random periodt!
ive seen how they live. most strippers get drunk and high as hell to even do what they do. nobody wants their job.