Christian rapper Andre Johnson, the former Wu Tang Clan associate who castrated himself, now says he did the right thing because he wasn’t sexually active anyway.
Speaking exclusively to E! Online, Johnson said, “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god… Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”
Johnson, who nows answers to the name Christ Bearer, said surgeons were unsuccessful in reattaching his penis: “It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion of the ocean. There’s no mystery to it, but they couldn’t reattach it. A penis is a penis is a penis.”
“I wasn’t having that much sex up to that point anyways,” added Johnson. “My days of reproducing are over. But now I’m a reborn man.”
Christ B. says he recalls waking up in the hospital and thinking, “Whoa, I’m alive. Thank god.”
“I didn’t want to kill myself,” he said. “That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts…I’m alive, penis or no penis.”
Christ B. did not mention whether he suffers from Schizophrenia or paranoid delusions.
“People perceived me as crazy,” he said. “So I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter. But now, in retrospect, the truth must be told.”
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That’s a great reason, if there’s no use for it, no need to have it hanging around, taking up space.
“Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god… Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”
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We need more mental institutes.
Yeah, after that “I came here to be a god” bs, I quit reading. He sound crazy.
Wasnt this the same fool who was trying to get cast in a porno recently, dude go sit somewhere
He was on ZMT he cray cray for real !
There is really something wrong with this guy!!!!!!
so you wasn’t peeing
@sassy porn!? With no dyck!? Sir good bye.
I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems
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FUGG! Historically it has been the root of MY PROLLEMS too! But I aint going round cutting them off of dudes! FOH. Getcho LIFE nukka.
So is he peeing in a bag now?
I am a god
I came here to be a god
Thank god
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You must not intend to be much of one OR think much of the one you thanking. You didnt even capitalize it!
Nukka GETCHO LIFE
@Man, i agree…..but it’s too much like right. As for this pseudo Christ, i hope he doesn’t cut off any more body parts.
Who Dat says:
I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems
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FUGG! Historically it has been the root of MY PROLLEMS too! But I aint going round cutting them off of dudes! FOH. Getcho LIFE nukka.
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Jenie!
*HOLLERS!*
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@Jenie…..exactly what i said. I wonder whether he uses a colostomy bag now?
It’s not the size of the prize
it’s the motion of the ocean.
There’s no mystery to it.
A penis is a penis is a penis.
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Shyt lil dack’d nukkas SAY
How come he is not in a mental facility – nobody with any blasted sense cuts off their own peen then says well I didn’t use to use it that much – what a blasted idiot….
I tihnk he did some gay sh*t had remorse and wanted to ct off the offending member…. jumped out the window once he cut it cause he realized i got no d*ck
dumb azz survised so now he’s like dang how do I save face I know I’ll claim God…. Yahweh Ah Yahweh….
It’s not the size of the prize
it’s the motion of the ocean.
There’s no mystery to it.
A penis is a penis is a penis.
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Shyt lil dack’d nukkas SAY
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What do the ones with no sack say?
It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion of the ocean.
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I’ve never heard a man w/a big one say the above words.
Im not using my pinky toe either but best ta believe Im keeping that lil piglet! shiiiiiiiiiit
This nigga is the devil in the flesh. Ole Houston wanna be.
So now this nigga strapped up with a pee bag cuz he had no use for his dyck? Yeah that’s smart
When keeping it real goes wrong.
technically, i’m not “using” this lil fupa area of mines, but a bish aint doing no self-surgery on it either
i hope he doesn’t cut off any more body parts.
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He gonna find a way to get rid of his appendix. Nobody knows what the fugg it does ANYWAY.
He has a chin that he aint using.
Men dont need their nipples. Cut them off too.
Ear lobes? Eh who needs em?
This dude gives a NEW meaning of “cut your nose off to spite your face”. He has frfr PIST ME.
I’ve never heard a man w/a big one say the above words.
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and ya never will!
@Summer,
That’s because their member isn’t the size of the cracker jack prize that comes in the box. They don’t need reassurance.
#helpful
Shyt lil dack’d nukkas SAY
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what do the dackLESS ones say?
This dude would have been better off saying “no comment”
@WhoDat,
Can he colleck a check for:
Mental Illness
Inability to use his male member
The utilization of a colostomy bag
Substance Use Disorder
Keya! :fistbump:
I am not using at LEAST half of my azz. Dont mean ole boy wasnt using it Thursday morning though.
Andre up top…you is selfish YO.
So now that he can’t get any Ohhhh…head attention, does he still have his balls? So will people just use that, or is he gonna get a strap on?
@Nancy,
Nothing. Nothing at all. Their size does all the talking…..the size is equivalent to a fragment. Not a sentence, not a run on sentence, but a fragment.
what do the dackLESS ones say?
What do the ones with no sack say?
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This same bullshyt.
@Unshake yes. He needs a check for all of that. He gonna need the scrilla too for when he gets to missing his 3rd leg.
Nancy me and you stay >>>>>>here<<<<<< Lol
am not using at LEAST half of my azz. Dont mean ole boy wasnt using it Thursday morning though.
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:crying1: for real… EYE YAM CRINE :crying1: :snot:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
so you wasn’t peeing
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I hate you Jenie you gonna make me go Bajan – You need bear licks fuh saying dat… strups teef real rashole loud…. bambugadown daz me fallin off muh chair frum laughin so blasted hard – strups teef again – I hate you jennie…..
or is he gonna get a strap on?
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I wouldnt do it with him.
What you gonna do strap it on…on top of your PISS bag?
No thanks.
In a demon induced haze, his man berries might manage to die as well. Maybe he can colleck a check for self mutilation.
@Who Dat,
Can you imagine if his colostomy bag burst en flagrante?
Im trying to be kind to dude because CLEARLY he has mental issues but then I read this:
Who Dat says:
FUGG! Historically it has been the root of MY PROLLEMS too! But I aint going round cutting them off of dudes! FOH. Getcho LIFE nukka.
Realist ish eva spoken.
bet he miss doing this :jack:
OpinionHated says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
so you wasn’t peeing
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I hate you Jenie you gonna make me go Bajan – You need bear licks fuh saying dat… strups teef real rashole loud…. bambugadown daz me fallin off muh chair frum laughin so blasted hard – strups teef again – I hate you jennie…..
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Not a sentence, not a run on sentence, but a fragment.
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i don’t want no frags :whistle a frag is a guy can’t get no love from me
oh never mind…. aint no mo’ hang-time
Can you imagine if his colostomy bag burst en flagrante?
And I have a homegirl with one who said it is…ummm…iffy during sex.
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Man.
bambugadown daz me fallin off muh chair frum laughin so blasted hard
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Who Dat says:
Can you imagine if his colostomy bag burst en flagrante?
And I have a homegirl with one who said it is…ummm…iffy during sex.
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Man.
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Wait. Your homegirl still be :hunchin: with the bag. What she do with it during the act?
We need more mental institutes.
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iffy during sex
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*looks heaven-ward* YES? YES, HERE I COME…
Where is his folks at? Doesn’t he have any concerned family members? Somebody needs to lock his @zz up somewhere before he does something else
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“But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works.”
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Who Dat says:
I am not using at LEAST half of my azz. Dont mean ole boy wasnt using it Thursday morning though.
Andre up top…you is selfish YO.
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word!
just cuz you aint using it doesnt mean NOBODY should be able to use it. ol stingy self 
I know his mother must be so ashamed when her friends see his picture on the intertubes. :smh:
VDot says:
“But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works.”
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Somebody needs to lock his @zz up somewhere before he does something else
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It’s hard to get someone locked up without their permission. And even then, it’s usually something like a 72 hour hold…if that. I have a friend right now who could use a vacation at the mental institution. :confused:
Eww if the bag broke….just nasty. Yeah his sex life is over. Unless he gonna show what that mouth do. Mind you, I would not even let him get that close.
idiot.