Art imitates life for actress Tasha Smith, who went from marrying her “glorified personal assistant” to being a bitter divorcee.
A judge ordered the Why Did I Get Married star to pay her ex-husband, Keith Douglas, $7,000 a month in spousal support — that’s in addition to the $50,000 she was ordered to give him last year.
It’s too bad Tasha didn’t pay attention to the warning signs of Dopamine addiction. She could have saved herself the heartache and pain of watching her now ex-husband spend her hard earned cash on other men.
From gossip tabloid TMZ.com:
Actress Tasha Smith will think twice about getting hitched again — the now ex-husband she calls a glorified assistant just scored a fat settlement in their divorce.
According to the court docs … the “Why Did I Get Married?” star has been ordered to hand over nearly $7k/month in spousal support to Keith Douglas. That’s on top of the $50k she already shelled out to him in December.
As we previously reported … their rocky marriage took some crazy twists, including mutual restraining orders, and both saying they feared for their lives.
The settlement wasn’t a total loss for Tasha … Keith had to give back her Mercedes.
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He really should feel like less of a man.
She could have saved herself the heartache and pain of watching her now ex-husband spend her hard earned cash on other men.
Auntie are you trying to tell us something?
How dreadful!
These queens stay on the come-up!!
He really should feel like a pop-tart. Lame ass.
Smh
Black women just can’t catch a break in Hollywierd when trying to find a man on their level to date…. Go get a little Saudi prince or some Italian businessman….
It’s too bad Tasha didn’t pay attention to the warning signs of Dopamine addiction
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Or talk to Star Jones or Terry McMillan first.
Tell the truth and shame the devil Auntie, because if he was any kind of straight he would have been content with getting the hell away from her and moving on to the next one; real men don’t want nothing but to get rid of your ass when they are done.
But nooooo. He waited for her to clown that one last time, and was like “Bish I was waiting for you at the DOE!”
PRENUP!!!!
Never wish to pay these nigz shyt 
real men don’t want nothing but to get rid of your ass when they are done.
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Thats what I thought too
As a man, can you REALLY call yourself a man. Having your ex support you? How you got all this money and won’t get a prenup?
@Butters sheddup
I do have toothpaste, pannies, and a toothbrush there but not like that. I have my own room at his house.. We
and I sleep there. I did laundry there because I was helping him with his PhD program and had to leave it cause it got late
We’ve been broken up for 3 years in May. He just won’t give up lying to me about girls….
Which I dont get cause there is no jealousy AT ALL. He’s one of my best friends So now I needle him whenever I get the chance cause he piss his shorts and I 
and the girls be so :crying1: cause he lie to them too… Its like a dang soap opera but my heart won’t in it so I see it for the entertainment value
As a man, can you REALLY call yourself a man. Having your ex support you?
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Where Lamar Sally at?
I’d have to kill that muthaphucker. I aint giving nan nigga 7K of my hard earned money. I DESPISE phuck bois and bytch ass niggas. ugh.
Forever or for a specified amount of time? This is what Sherri Shepard’s hubby was trying to pull but ended up on welfare instead
Didn’t he right a book on being a millionaire?
Look at how he is holding her hand tho’!! TASHA!! Chile you been around Tyler Perry all those movies and ain’t know you had a SoftPaw? A Sylvester the Cat? WhyFoCome?
No pre-nup??
She has been on Wendy a few times and she talked lovingly about their relationship. Dang!
This is what Sherri Shepard’s hubby was trying to pull but ended up on welfare instead
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He’s bytch made
Unless you helped me obtain what I have or there are kids involved…you leave with nothing. You can have your clothes and the gifts I gave but other than that
that’s all me.
Dam guess Tyler gonna be keeping that series on for a lil while longer
this is what happens when you marry below your station…. mama joyce be telling yall….
Watching Unsung and Tasha tried out for Yvette.
She should’ve known he wasn’t shyt, when he decided to put on that murse and Steve Harvey suit.. FUGGA!
KayCeiSoul says: Look at how he is holding her hand tho’!!
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I’d take that 7K and find me a good hit man. Make it look like he fell down a flight of stairs (
Clifford) or he accidently drive off a cliff or a robbery gone wrong. But he’d have to die before I pay him 7K a month for however long. Phuck that. 
Holla “We want pre-nup! ‘We want pre-nup’ ” It’s something that you need to have
So he didn’t have a job? At all? Ever? I dont like spousal support on either side unless one spouse didn’t work to stay at home with kids…. Or you have proof positive the majority earning spouse did not want/ permit the other to work.
Other than that.. Enjoy the gravy train while it lasts and when it’s over it’s over. Hope you stacked cash or Men’s Warehouse suits/Balenciaga bags to sell on EBay later
Tasha should hv tried out for Tyrese’s mama instead. Ol hustle hard ass face.
She’s not ugly but she’s not cute in that kinda way.
when he decided to put on that murse and Steve Harvey suit.. FUGGA!
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You on my list alongside AJ. It’s not eem 1030 yet sir.
:crying1:
Why did I scroll up?! :wails:
Man should be here in 5,4,3,2……
That nigga ain’t eem’ holding her hand
I see who the man is 
Where Lamar Sally at?
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Still trying to get at Sherri’s Everybody Loves Raymond money and losing
? I dont like spousal support on either side
Or stay 
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Me neither. Get yo azz on
Man should be here in 5,4,3,2……
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:nods: he’s okay with this type of extortion.
@Butters sheddup
and I sleep there. I did laundry there because I was helping him with his PhD program and had to leave it cause it got late
I ain’t hushing nothing, because I’m telling the truth and shaming the devil.
I do have toothpaste, pannies, and a toothbrush there but not like that. I have my own room at his house.. We
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She must not be anything like me. I’ve forgotten that I’ve left some stuff at Honey Dip’s and cut the fool something terrible. I felt like he brushed me off, because all he said was, “Really
” and I went for his neck. Once I remembered the stuff was mine, I was too through 
the way he’s holding her hand though…
SoftPaw
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Goodness
@topic,
1. Lack of a pre-nup must have occurred during her dopamine phase
2. If he didn’t help her earn it nor do they have kids nor did he help her to come up initially, how does he feel he’s owed $7k in spousal support? Who or what needs to be supported? His boyfriend? His seer sucker suits? Whet?
Matchsticks says:
the way he’s holding her hand though…
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LOL I totally missed that!
Do yall not see the way they attempting to hold hands. They dont even know how. That man got his hand like someone is about to kiss the ring. Yeah that fish is a queen
Sorry Tasha. Bit something tells me you knew that when you married him 
when he decided to put on that murse and Steve Harvey suit.. FUGGA!
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You on my list alongside AJ. It’s not eem 1030 yet sir.
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The problem is she bought that get up for his ass. She has herself to blame, got that nigga struttin like Dwight (dreadful)!!
got that nigga struttin like Dwight (dreadful)!!
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@Matchsticks,
Like he don’t want his boyfriend Tiny Tim to see him out with hisbeard.
I bet his hands are as smooth and buttery as east african shea butter.
There was a shooting at NSA today. Police shot suspects that were ramming gates. Hubby is there for class this week. Lord folks are crazy.
@KWall I HATE a brown suit ESPECIALLY with pin stripes..#KillYoSelfNinja
Alimony for how long?
This bish makes that much money to pay his bum ass $7,000 per month?
I hate talking to people..
Sat down and googa!
Use the internet. Research before you walk up on me and say chit like
“I see your boy isn’t rich enough so we have to pay him $20 a month”
Then I had to break chit down to the white meat and dude was like I din’t know by listening to free music the artists wasn’t getting paid
A quip made by actor and singer Jamie Foxx about former Olympian and Kardashian family member Bruce Jenner during Sunday night’s iHeartRadio Music Awards is being slammed by critics as “transphobic.”
“We got some ground-breaking performances, here too, tonight,” said Foxx, who was hosting last night’s awards show. “We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.”
The joke, which was uttered as Jenner’s 17-year-old daughter Kylie reportedly watched from the audience, didn’t go over too well with some critics on social media, who felt that it was wholly inappropriate.
Jenner has been rumored to be considering transitioning from male to female.
Folks so sensitive
Funkycat said this big boot mouf bish will NOT best me. He put his clique on a conference after the verdict, and was like, “COINTAGE.” Then hung up. He ’bout to STUNT on them heauxs. 7StacksAMonth…new TP film…coming soon.
We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.”
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“We got some ground-breaking performances, here too, tonight,” said Foxx, who was hosting last night’s awards show. “We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.”
Was it on In Living Color where one person would perform, but one side of the person would be a man and the other would be a woman?
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The joke, which was uttered as Jenner’s 17-year-old daughter Kylie reportedly watched from the audience
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Girl yo daddy out here trying to be the baddest puta. You bet NOT be in your feelings. Tuh.
I’m mad the interwebs and ’em keep calling her White Chyna
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Well, and let’s not forget Joan Clayton’s holiday (which holiday?) duet at the old folks’ home.
Buttercup is cray cray
how u get mad at a man for having your stuff in his house 
Like the story of the dog & the bone. Ready to fight your own self for being your own side chick
I keep telling you ladies to stop looking for your girlfriends in a man. It’s not cute when your man helps you pick out handbags and shoes. He’s actually picking them out for himself.
@iWaste,
Mornin love……who is your boy? And yes, the innanet is our fairweather friend.
@ZoeLove,
Mornin to you lovely. Regarding Jamie’s statement, I can understand both pov’s. If that were my relative and they were already going through the gambit of emotions during that process, I may feel some kinda way too. Sometimes peepa can joke about the wrong thing or at the wrong time.
For example, if I joke about something that’s a sensitive area for you, you might feel some kinda way about it and rightly seaux because to you, it ain’t all that funny. He joked about Michael J shortly after his death (around the time he got his Oscar) and it didn’t go over too well then either. Not judging you, just saying. Folks hafta know their limits.
“We got some ground-breaking performances, here too, tonight,” said Foxx, who was hosting last night’s awards show. “We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.”
The joke, which was uttered as Jenner’s 17-year-old daughter Kylie reportedly watched from the audience, didn’t go over too well with some critics on social media, who felt that it was wholly inappropriate.
Jenner has been rumored to be considering transitioning from male to female.
Folks so sensitive
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The LBGT community gets on my damn nerves. You cant even crack jokes around their sensitive ass. Yes its weird and funny to regulart people that this MAN with 6 kids wants to be a gotdamn woman. Its funny to us. Shut up and deal with it. And no I dont want to understand why he wants to be a woman. I swear I wish there was some kind of technology that would allow trannies to have periods. See how bad they wanna be womenz when you bleeding like a hog and you cramping so bad you cant walk. Fugg Folks.
Pre ups are a like car insurance. You drive safely and
you never need it but just in case an accident happens you want the best insurance you can get to deal with the fallout 
Used to be a show when I was little @Butter called “Putting On The Hits” used to have male/female duet folks that In Living Color stole that ish from.
This one fugga did Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers “Island In The Stream”. He looked just LIKE Dolly on the female side of his face. I was so damn confused. Like 
My daddy turned it. :crying1:
Hi Unshake
Jay and the Tidal streaming site
Buttercup is cray cray
how u get mad at a man for having your stuff in his house 
I gave y’all the real abbreviated version. I had started going through his phone and was about to start tearing ish up. He finally said, “Are you just trying to pick a fight with me because I refuse to believe that you don’t remember that stuff.”
Like the story of the dog & the bone. Ready to fight your own self for being your own side chick
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All he had to do what say it was mine in the beginning. We could’ve avoided all that confusion
Pearl
@MOD,
Point well taken.
@RoseGarden,
Don’t he have his hand like, “Fish please! I just got a new manicure!” I bet his hands are smooth and he exfoliates once per week.
BTW……..anybody watch rhoa and bs&h on yessaday?
Ol hustle hard ass face.
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Oh why, Oh why, Oh why…….. ( In Tevin Campbell voice)
ee how bad they wanna be womenz when you bleeding like a hog and you cramping so bad you cant walk. Fugg Folks.
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because it’s so TRUUUUUUEEE!!!! these dudes would have an immediate change of heart!
Sandra Rose says:
I keep telling you ladies to stop looking for your girlfriends in a man. It’s not cute when your man helps you pick out handbags and shoes. He’s actually picking them out for himself.
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So basically you saying this will be Kim and Kanye in a few years.
@iWaste,
Ok babe…..gotcha……I’m still doing it old skool so sometimes I have to glean wisdom from the tech savvy folks!
Jenie……Jenie from the block! Where you at?
GiGi……..guhl where have you been? When you get a chance, come tarry with us in the garten for a spell! You are always refreshing.
See how bad they wanna be womenz when you bleeding like a hog and you cramping so bad you cant walk. Fugg Folks.
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WORD!
Funkycat said this big boot mouf bish will NOT best me. He put his clique on a conference after the verdict, and was like, “COINTAGE.” Then hung up. He ’bout to STUNT on them heauxs. 7StacksAMonth…new TP film…coming soon.
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For a remarkable fourth consecutive year, all 167 seniors at Urban Prep Academies schools have been accepted at four-year colleges or universities this fall.
Students of the two Chicago public charter high schools — located in the city’s Englewood and University Village neighborhoods — gathered Thursday morning to celebrate the achievement of their schools, which some have dubbed “Hogwarts in the Hood” for their impressive, seemingly magical rates of success, CBS Chicago reports.
Still, Urban Prep’s founder and CEO Tim King says, “the only magic going on at Urban Prep is the magic that these guys put in with their hard work and dedication.”
Some of the students at Urban Prep have overcome harrowing odds along their paths to college. Over the past several months, graduating senior Pravione Winding, 17, endured both the loss of his grandmother to cancer and his father to a fatal shooting during a dice game on the city’s South Side in January, the Chicago Tribune reports.
After enduring those tragedies, Winding has been accepted at several schools and will likely attend Howard University in Washington, he told the Tribune.
Mayor Rahm Emanuel was on hand at the Thursday celebration and said the network’s students were setting a fine example others should follow, the Chicago Defender reports.
“I want everyone in this city, I want everyone in this country to look up here,” Emanuel said.
The all-male preparatory charter school network was founded in 2006. At that time, only four percent of its freshman class at its flagship Englewood campus was reading at grade level at the start of the school year. By 2010, all 107 of its graduating seniors were headed for college or university programs.
According to Fox Chicago, 85 percent of the students at Urban Prep’s campuses come from low-income families and many of the students start at least two grade levels behind where they should be. All of this year’s graduates are African American males, as are the majority of the network’s students.
The network’s third campus opened in the city’s Bronzeville neighborhood in the fall of 2010 and will mark its first graduating class next year.
At the Thursday celebration, Citi Foundation presented a $150,000 donation to the network in support of its alumni program which helps the schools’ graduates in their secondary education pursuits, NBC Chicago reports.
@Butter :hugs:
I keep telling you ladies to stop looking for your girlfriends in a man. It’s not cute when your man helps you pick out handbags and shoes. He’s actually picking them out for himself.
I try to ask my dude do these shoes look hot? 
<–him IDK 
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:crying1:
Used to be a show when I was little @Butter called “Putting On The Hits” used to have male/female duet folks that In Living Color stole that ish from.
This one fugga did Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers “Island In The Stream”. He looked just LIKE Dolly on the female side of his face. I was so damn confused. Like 
My daddy turned it. :crying1:
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I read what Jamie said. Hopefully he can blame it on the alcohol.
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Matchsticks says:
ee how bad they wanna be womenz when you bleeding like a hog and you cramping so bad you cant walk. Fugg Folks.
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because it’s so TRUUUUUUEEE!!!! these dudes would have an immediate change of heart!
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That first mighty cramp hit ’em???? They’d be beggin for their balls back!
Pure comedy-you tube if possible Steve Harvey Family Feud from last nite. The Brown family.
LZ, that story makes my heart smile
is this the same guy she was on Wendy’s show a while back talmbout they were doing it fiddy levven times a day so she could get pregnant. said they had just finished doing it before she came onstage…
nothing worse than a bytchass nigga! she should count her blessings she didn’t get pregnant cuz he’d want primary custody and child support too.
He got that pinky in the air while he’s “holding her hand”
I keep telling you ladies to stop looking for your girlfriends in a man. It’s not cute when your man helps you pick out handbags and shoes. He’s actually picking them out for himself.
I try to ask my dude do these shoes look hot? 
<–him IDK 
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:crying1:
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I get the
stupid face all the time..
Hey guys
Used to be a show when I was little @Butter called “Putting On The Hits” used to have male/female duet folks that In Living Color stole that ish from.
This one fugga did Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers “Island In The Stream”. He looked just LIKE Dolly on the female side of his face. I was so damn confused. Like 
My daddy turned it. :crying1:
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omg…who said this?!? I memba this!!!!
Bleeding like a hog..:blink: :stop: #NoMas
There is nothing wrong with complimenting your lady on a shoe, or offering an opinion… Not the same, I don’t know shyt about a purse of any kind tho..
@Butter I got to asking my daddy questions that chit came on and that bastid was half Kenny Rogers and half Dolly Parton? He was like fugg this damn show.
Gay agenda eem back in 1985 
Chile look at dude’s pinky finger though
…… yassss hunty
Phro
I’m just saying trannies wanna be a woman, but dont really wanna BE a woman. Just like everybody wanna be a nigga….
ok…I just scrolled back up and read! yall are ignant!!
this shyt is why I lubs me some Jamie Foxx:
“We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.”
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For a remarkable fourth consecutive year, all 167 seniors at Urban Prep Academies schools have been accepted at four-year colleges or universities this fall.
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Phrozen1der says:
Bleeding like a hog..:blink: :stop: #NoMas
Where’s @Man? This (other than child support) is his next most “favored” topic, too. 
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@shake
jeni’s fangas need a break…and she needs that entire basket of snickers I set out on the blog flo’ yessaday!
@Butter I got to asking my daddy questions that chit came on and that bastid was half Kenny Rogers and half Dolly Parton? He was like fugg this damn show.
Gay agenda eem back in 1985 
Parents will change the subject QUICK to avoid questions. I wouldn’t be surprised if Daddy Dub said it was an abomination.
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omg…who said this?!? I memba this!!!!
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My cray ass.
I don’t know shyt about a purse of any kind tho..
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@Phro, you’d learn quickly about handbags once in a serious relationship. Cuz the nice ones are expensive as hell and your woman would be hinting around her birthday/Christmas time. OR — if she kept bringing them bad boys home? You’d have no choice but to learn — the price of them suckas if nathan else!
B. Stoners says:
Phro
I’m just saying trannies wanna be a woman, but dont really wanna BE a woman. Just like everybody wanna be a nigga….
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Justin Beiber turnt back YT quicker than a mugg, didn’t he?
what butter said:
Parents will change the subject QUICK to avoid questions. I wouldn’t be surprised if Daddy Dub said it was an abomination.
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my momma would hit u with a **dismissive hand wave** in a heartbeat and push you out the room…”gone chile and stop asking questions!”
u be outside tryna figure out what just happened…
@BStoner DAS NASTY
@Pearl I’m like does that hurt your arm the way you’re carrying it?
#DasIt
I just scrolled back up.. I effin hate that suit!!!
Now who on Earth thought either of them was straight to begin with?
Whitty
Is happening here. That bytch went Hulk Hogan 
I came back to the blog yesterday like
Parents will change the subject QUICK to avoid questions.
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EN-KNEE thing that my daddy thought would get him cussed OUT by my mama for letting me SEE? He was turning the TV, we walking the other direction, etc. I remma one time he was cooking breakfast, and Richard Simmons gay azz was working out on I want to say the Phil Donahue show. In a leotard. He was like NOPE. Turn that ish back to cartoons
@SANDRA ROSE
Can we get a post on the brother replacing John Stewart on the “Daily Show?”
He’s from South Africa. Looks a lil like Don Lemon except less “Uncle-Tom-Gayish.”
@KWall
That’s how my mom felt about Shenanae(sp?) on Martin, Wanda on in Living Color and them two dudes with the little hats and beach chairs… She’d be like GO TO BED!!! 
I’m mad he’s wearing a plain white tee under that suit jacket
Whitty
Is happening here. That bytch went Hulk Hogan 
…I couldn’t fukkin breeve I was 
so damn hard. I was like, “here, eat a snickers…a kit kat…something! jus raise up off them keys for a minute!” 
I ain’t got no dog in that so it was funny from both sides cuz it went from 0 to 100 like this **fanga snap**
I came back to the blog yesterday like
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B…
What I miss yesterday?
whitty hutton says:
@shake
jeni’s fangas need a break…and she needs that entire basket of snickers I set out on the blog flo’ yessaday!
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Dude in the back with the gold pants and Fersace swish jacket is his real “wife”. He in the back stalking like “I bet he bet not kiss that phish”
Martin was a no-no. I remember hearing my mama cackling about Def Comedy Jam.
what dub said:
EN-KNEE thing that my daddy thought would get him cussed OUT by my mama for letting me SEE? He was turning the TV, we walking the other direction, etc. I remma one time he was cooking breakfast, and Richard Simmons gay azz was working out on I want to say the Phil Donahue show. In a leotard. He was like NOPE. Turn that ish back to cartoons
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VDot says:
Dude in the back with the gold pants and Fersace swish jacket is his real “wife”. He in the back stalking like “I bet he bet not kiss that phish”
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*touches my nose because I’m nosy*
We watched TGIF, and other wholesome less adult tv shows..
I remember when we’d have movie night, if the scene had sex we’d have to cover our eyes or get up and leave the room.. Little did she know that made us more curious 
I don’t know shyt about a purse of any kind tho..
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Neither does Mr. Time.
BFf told him to get me a bag for a holiday
His grandma loved that bag so she got it for her bday
what hotfangas jeni said:
snicker these ….
aight hotfangas, simmer down…did you have your 10-ish meal yet? 
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can’t stop, won’t stop!!
“We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.
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Well anyway on Family Feud late nite the Question was Name something with the word Pork in it. Dude from Brown family said-Q-Pine. Steve Harvey Dam-n neer’d fainted, but that was not all. His mom said Porkty- Said that how it’s said in the hood.
I am sure some people have or know people like the Brown’s.
@Whitty @Bstoner…..the blog was moody like a mug. It was on PMS….that’s all
@KWall
That’s how my mom felt about Shenanae(sp?) on Martin, Wanda on in Living Color and them two dudes with the little hats and beach chairs… She’d be like GO TO BED!!! 
AINT IT? Huh daddy? DADDY ANSWER ME.
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I aint KNOW til I was a parent wtf was happening tho. It used to be a shim worked at the Kmart literally ACROSS the street from his house back then. You walked out of the condo complex, hit the cross walk, and boom you at Kmart. My daddy wld drive WAY ‘CROSS town to the OTHER Kmart (we didnt have Walmart here back then). JUST so I wouldnt be like: Daddy that is a boy dressed as a girl aint it?
@Phro, you’d learn quickly about handbags once in a serious relationship. Cuz the nice ones are expensive as hell and your woman would be hinting around her birthday/Christmas time. OR — if she kept bringing them bad boys home? You’d have no choice but to learn — the price of them suckas if nathan else!
Cause I am a bag lady. I 
a good purse. I will be cheap with everything else (except my make-up) but I will spend some coins on a bag. I ordered a new MK messenger bag from Macy’s without telling my hubby a few weeks ago. It got delivered ON my birthday. Husband was like 
I was like it was birthday gift to myself. And it didnt cost THAT much and I got it on sale and its a crossbody bag and its black etc. He was like just shut the hell up trying to explain, you know what your ass was doing . 
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He know. I loves my pocketbooks chile.
she had it coming from a number of previous post… been nice enough
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**refills snickers basket and sits it in the middle of the blog**
Phrozen my moms had me convinced that Porkys was porn
For that time it really was tho. Couldnt watch Police academy either
Matchsticks says:
the way he’s holding her hand though…
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Like he doesnt want to mess up his fresh manicure
@Peaches…that was an old one….but that family had me laughing my ass off..I dvr’ed to show other people. He was dead serious with his answer too
@KWall
My grandad would be like “that boy wants to be a ballerina” and he’d fall out laughing….
Who was tusslin on Palm Sundee??
Its too hard to be nosy when phone posting so yall clue me in
@Stoner….I got my eye on a MK at Macy’s. My birthday is next month..but I’m getting it this week. It’ll be April, so Happy Birthday to me
@User And why did she buy Basic Instinct, and Waiting to Exhale on VHS…
Daddy that is a boy dressed as a girl aint it? ? AINT IT? Huh daddy? DADDY ANSWER ME.
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as Mama Joyce would say, it’s the lifestyle which he became accustomed to. Pay up big mouth. Nothing worse than having to fork over almost $100k a year. I wonder how many years will she have to pay the support? He’s doing right, get the money cuz I’m sure he put up with a lot of extra ish being married to her. I’ve always said if women can take spousal support for the hell of it, so can men. Like Nene Leakes, Tasha Smith is the same in every role. Tasha Smith is Angela on and off camera. Queens score again.
Well anyway on Family Feud late nite the Question was Name something with the word Pork in it. Dude from Brown family said-Q-Pine. Steve Harvey Dam-n neer’d fainted, but that was not all. His mom said Porkty- Said that how it’s said in the hood.
I am sure some people have or know people like the Brown’s.
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this is something my folks from the Gulf Coast would do/say…and would be dead ass serious!!
Shout out to Moss Point and Pascagoula!!
User Friendly says:
Phrozen my moms had me convinced that Porkys was porn
For that time it really was tho. Couldnt watch Police academy either
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Wooooooowww…I thought I was the only one that thought that about Porky’s. I remember my mom doing my hair one night and there was a sex scene. It was tame, but still…well I was sitting on the floor facing the tv and as soon as it came on, she jerked my head to the side so fast and covered my eyes, I didn’t know what the hell was going on. I tried to turn my head to see but felt the swift slap of the rattail comb against my cheek
Jenie
Like you was relieved. 
Did you feel better when you let that out. You let that out like it was boo boo that you had been holding in all day cause you dont like taking shyts at work.
@Jeni,
Hey baby! Come thru Jenie……come thru! Witcho basket fulla snickers!
How many of you got your Easter attire ready? I’m going to services so I can give thanks for the beauty of life and for redemption.
Cues, “I know it was the blood.” :headphones:
what B said:
Like you was relieved.
……You let that out like it was boo boo that you had been holding in all day cause you dont like taking shyts at work.
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Phrozen1der says:
@User And why did she buy Basic Instinct, and Waiting to Exhale on VHS…
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I used to watch Basic Instinct like everyday. The sex scenes in that movie is HAUTE! The movie opened and closed with a sex scene. You cant top that shyt. And Sharon Stone was at her peek.
@MilliVanilli,
Chile, didn’t they do the most? Guhl, I memba one day, I decided to sneeze while my momma was pressing my hair. Keep in mind she used Blue Magic, so you know my head was hurtin from that heavy grease.
So when i sneezed, why she pop me with the Ace comb, talmbout, “I tole you don’t move! Now be still seaux i can get yo kitchens……you shole do have a lot of them!”
@BStoners :yup:
@bama- I was in stitches. I hope it comes on again.
as I said in a previous post…bruce jenner has not issued NARY a statement about transitioning so where are all the rumors coming from?
Jamie’s joke wasn’t funny for that reason
@58 OR HE’s giving his opinion when helping you pick out shoe’s and handbags. Personally, I hate shopping, although I’m same sex oriented. So I’m no use to you when accessorizing or selecting your wigs.
Y’all have to be honest though; no one knew for years that Tasha Smith was even married, so that says a lot about her relationship. Most knew she had a twin, but didn’t know she was married all this time.
Funny that all these women are saying he’s not a man for getting the child support, but you all would be singing a different tune if it was the other way around.