Sexy Stephen Bishop, star of BET’s hit relationship TV drama Being Mary Jane, was a guest on the top-rated Wendy Williams Show today.
One of the features of Wendy’s popular show is the “shoe cam” — a close-up camera angle of her male guests’ shoes.
Wendy’s unspoken motivation for her “shoe cam” is to whet the imagination of her female viewers. The conventional wisdom is that there is a direct correlation between a man’s shoe size and the length of his junk.
For this reason, Wendy’s more savvy male guests wear shoes that are 1-2 sizes bigger than what they normally wear.
This morning, your auntie tweeted a screen shot of Stephen’s shoe cam. Wendy was more impressed with the length of Stephen’s fingers — and for good reason. Stephen’s shoes barely filled the TV screen.
I tweeted: “Sorry ladies, @Stephencbishop has small feet. But @WendyWilliams notes that he has unusually long fingers.”
The tweet caught Stephen’s attention, and he was quick to inform my readers that he wears an impressive size 13 shoe! I stand corrected.
He say don’t take away any of any of his inches!
This dumb azz chit.
That chit a myth anyway. I know perfectly good wearing size 9 shoe wearing men who got alotta dack.
So….@Man…you gonna send the pic or nah bruh?
Shoe size has NOTHING to do with the size of the D….I know a man who wears a size 15 but his beefcake is age 13…
Biggest lie ever told bout a ninja shoe size
Hell don’t Shaq wear a size 22 
peen size 3 inches …. shid …
If you gotta talk about it, then that means… welp
Had small feet niggas who had that long n skrong
All little peens ain’t wack though
Maybe thats what Man been referring to cuz I have seen something that looked like it was a circumcision accident but when it grew 
was like them “just add water” sea monkeys. That thang stretched out to the heavens like 
AF
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Especially not them growing ones
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Not a circumcision accident?
It’s been proven that statistically this is a myth, there is no correlation with feet and peen…
Stephen look like he can eat some pussay tho…
What dat mouf do tho!
Who saw Mary Jane last night…nigga Thomas was feasting on the box like thanksgiving! Bless his heart…Sexy ass
Ex was size 13…he had the equipment but didn’t know what to do with it
was a circumcision accident but when it grew
was like them “just add water” sea monkeys
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Chia pet cokk?
circumcision accident
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So you saying he was mutilated at birf?
felinelurker says:
Ex was size 13…he had the equipment but didn’t know what to do with it
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Had one of them …. and it was terrible
damn shame …. stretching ya shyt out for nothing 
I bet Wendy wears a size 13 male shoe too
Said that ninja had a nubb first
Razz
The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
WhoDat when I first saw it I said
I hv made a terrible mistake. It was so tiny. I still to this day wonder where the rest of it goes when it retracts.
Must be in his stomach
that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut. 
I want a big dack right now
And who the fukk cares about his fingers?!
And see… I dont want to dismiss you cause you was in the wrong…”state” or whatever when I FIRST seen it, or copped a feel. Just like Plies said that it be some perfectly good pusscee in between knocked knee’d ghuls legs…it be perfectly nice sized peens that we done gave up, threw the damn towel in on cause it was in “resting dack mode”.
I tweeted: “Sorry ladies, @Stephencbishop has small feet. But @WendyWilliams notes that he has unusually long fingers.”
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so he is a poker huh
@Dubb,
Is that you makin sea horse references? Say it grows like a chia pet?
“Ch, ch, ch, ch, ch,ch, chia!”
I want a big dack right now
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Bish me tew.
*whispers…me tew*
The tweet caught Stephen’s attention, and he was quick to inform my readers that he wears an impressive size 13 shoe! I stand corrected.
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Must be in his stomach
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omg, leave this place! :wails:
Shaq wear a size 22
peen size 3 inches …. shid …
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Lord and on that Justin Beiber roast they kept cracking jokes on Shaq dyck like it was huge…
Karrine gave the measurements 
It’s about finger length in my experience…. I be checkin a nugga hands
I hv made a terrible mistake. It was so tiny.
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Kudos on still going forward after the initial viewing :fistbump:
Not me @Unshake. That is @UF tambout the shat grew like Jack and The Beanstalk.
Gigi26 says:
Stephen look like he can eat some pussay tho…
What dat mouf do tho!
Who saw Mary Jane last night…nigga Thomas was feasting on the box like thanksgiving! Bless his heart…Sexy ass
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They show all of this on BET? Chile i may need to tune in!
Who was he yammin on? Gabby Union cheesy puss?
VDot says:
I want a big dack right now
Let me call my husband 
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Me too
One of the features of Wendy’s popular show is the “shoe cam” — a close-up camera angle of her male guests’ shoes
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Wendy does the shoe cam for all her guests Sandy
Resting dack mode
I still to this day wonder where the rest of it goes when it retracts.
Must be in his stomach
that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut. 
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omg…
resting dack mode
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See…this is going to get me in trouble.
Off topic,
Have you evah seent someone who look like they don’t baize?
I was out and about recently, and I saw this guy. he wore flip flops and had feet that look like they been dipped in the watahs of the muddy Jordan 7 times, right?
As you scroll upwards and look at him, he looks like he could be related to Mr. potato Head and alla his bucket of parts. But even that is ok……i just can’t get past the fact he look like he ain’t seent baizing watah since Nat Turner started a revolt against slave owners. Just bleck!
UF
I was like 
Go Thomas Go!! 
Nigga dumb as fukk tho 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
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I prefer a good stroking …. it don’t matter the size to me …. but if it’s a horse … he can keep that shyt
Kudos on still going forward after the initial viewing
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Do you get up and leave, if it ain’t right?? Unless I see a bump bump I feel obligated to soldier on through
It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
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lies told on SR.
#missyJSays says:
Shaq wear a size 22
peen size 3 inches …. shid …
Karrine gave the measurements 
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Lord and on that Justin Beiber roast they kept cracking jokes on Shaq dyck like it was huge…
It’s about finger length in my experience…. I be checkin a nugga hands
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Even though I’m sure Shaq has a pinky sized peen & has no sex appeal whatsoever, we can’t listen to Superhead’s measurements cuz that bish puss prolly hollow as fugg. Shit prolly echo when ninjas eat the box. Bish got the fuggin Holland Tunnel between her damn legs. Walls prolly all stretched out to fugg it land.
It’s the girth of his fingers that tells the real story
@ Wendy having the larger duck
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The ring finger? Whet?
nothing worse than a small, hard dyck!
nigga pumpin hard and sweating while you laying there askin is it in yet?
“The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.” <—– And extremeties… Now watch all the ladies be looking at ears,ring fingers, noses, and mouths
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
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as much as you’ve heard us talk about curvy peen
Negative… Smidget
Must be in his stomach
that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut.
like how a horse can retract his?
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Resting dack mode is REAL. Realer than resting bish face. I done felt one that wasnt all the way where it needed to go. And in person when it be time…you be like that cannot be the same dack sir.
You sent me 4 inches and now you have 9. 
Your unit musta was on a coffee break the first time I felt it. He was resting. 
Do you get up and leave, if it ain’t right?? Unless I see a bump bump I feel obligated to soldier on through
WHYYYYY
was a circumcision accident but when it grew
was like them “just add water” sea monkeys
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Height Challenged men make up for height in other areas!
Not all tall men had large peens..
Resting dack mode is REAL. Realer than resting bish face.
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I cain’t witchall today!!!
Do you get up and leave, if it ain’t right??
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No need. I already have a general idea of what I’m workingn with before pants come down. I like to
while copping a feel. At least wake it a little but from resting duck mode. I don’t like surprises 
if it feel liddle, we aint going for the home run 
Surprise, I got a little dack =
#38
Not all tall men had large peens..
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and not all short men have large peens either…
The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
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as much as you’ve heard us talk about curvy peen
Negative… Smidget
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Not all tall men had large peens.
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Resting dack mode is REAL. Realer than resting bish face
Reminds of this heffa sitting next to me fulla botox and can barely blink her eyes 
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Far as I got
I don’t like surprises if it feel liddle, we aint going for the home run
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STOP LYING!
Nigga!
nothing worse than a small, hard dyck!
nigga pumpin hard and sweating while you laying there askin is it in yet?
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No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.
I. Gotta. Geaux.
I just caint. Not today.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
but if it’s a horse … he can keep that shyt
I don’t want it 
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Stephen could get the box
I like to
while copping a feel.
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Yep! Shyt I ain’t gots time to look at your fingers n shyt
STOP LYING!
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You want me to make an exception for you?
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@Jenie – but if it’s a horse … he can keep that shyt
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Man Chile deddy – he can keep it. I think I spoke on this once before!
I’ll pass….give me the average, 5 inches as Man says. :rollingeyes:
“You sent me 4 inches and now you have 9. Your unit musta was on a coffee break the first time I felt it. He was resting” <——
jeniefrumdabloc says:
felinelurker says:
damn shame …. stretching ya shyt out for nothing 
Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN! 
Ex was size 13…he had the equipment but didn’t know what to do with it
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Had one of them …. and it was terrible
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I had one of them as well. I think maybe the short-strokes of the world TRY harder. Some of them big boys think all they need is length and don’t take to do the education on how to please a women. He couldn’t “eat at the Y either.” Sorry bastid.
“Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN!”
Not all tall men had large peens.
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OR….if they do, it doesn’t mean they will last very long
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
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as much as you’ve heard us talk about curvy peen
Negative… Smidget
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smidget????
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A midget with a small duck
Do you get up and leave, if it ain’t right?? Unless I see a bump bump I feel obligated to soldier on through
Me: 
BISH! It was UGLY. Her cray ays: 
what was ugly? the restaurant? 
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I aint a solider. Me and @Pryn done told yall how I called her in the middle of the NIGHT and literally cried on the phone ALL the way home upon being presented some damn uncut meat. She made me PROMISE to call her to let her know how the date went. Me and her on the phone the whole time I am getting ready, til dude GOT to my house to pick me up. It was THE night. She was like well? How it go
Im like Vdot I always view the merchandise way in advance, that way you can be friendzone if its less than 8
like to
while copping a feel. At least wake it a little but from resting duck mode. I don’t like surprises 
if it feel liddle, we aint going for the home run
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User Friendly says:
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@Kwall
Is that a deal breaker?? 
this what I come back too
@KAMADIVA
“give me the average, 5 inches ”
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YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with.
@Pearl – Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN!
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I’ve been there!
“that way you can be friendzone if its less than 8” <——–
BBD is a myth
Right Man
No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.
Hey @nakeya.
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Yep! Shyt I ain’t gots time to look at your fingers n shyt
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You posed to look over dinner or while he holding the popcorn at the show… Guess you fass gals ain’t got time for pleasantries.. just all
YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with.
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BOL!!
So when a dude comes up short, do you sit there with the straight face like
? 
WhoDat says:
No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.
WHo’s is it 
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Response: I would tell u but u dont know him
@Kwall
Is that a deal breaker?? 
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In all my years I had never seen no man uncut. Trauma.TIZED. I had missed the likka sto’ fuggin around trying to damn ride on an uncut baloney pony. I am on the phone with @Pryn. She is like wait where are you? Bish I am at the grocery store. I had to stop and get WINE. In fact, I better get TWO bollas.
If he all RETARDED strong with it we ain’t fawking. Cannot be laid up with some clumsy strong negro… just all uncoordinated and heavy handed
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YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with.
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Ladies always talm bout they want a dude that’s packin, but get her in the room and she can’t take the dack. Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I’s married now so
iWasteTime says:
this what I come back too
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Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain’t in the deformed range of 8 inches.
But most of yall can’t even get a nigga to take you out but now you rejecting most of the niggas on the planet.
A lie is only as good as it is believealbe people!
There’s a lot that (can) go into determining dyck size in advance:
nose — this can also tell you the girth
fingers — sausagy can also mean girth, while long slender can mean pencil dyck
feet — CAN be a determining factor
WHo’s is it
Response: I would tell u but u dont know him
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I hate Y’ALL!!
Imma a lady *in my Sha-Nay-Nay voice*
Lol hey @dubb
@Man – YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with
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That meant with a bit of
which I am sure you got! LOL
I like the motion of the ocean…but I still gotta feel something!
I can generally tell if the peen is good from a kiss. BUT ION kiss er’body so…:shrug:
It’s a crap game anyway, 7 or 11 you win…2, 3 or 12 you lose…(equate to inches) :HAHAHA:
Phrozen1der says:
So when a dude comes up short, do you sit there with the straight face like
? 
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Yep because he be like
@DONTE
“YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with.
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Ladies always talm bout they want a dude that’s packin, but get her in the room and she can’t take the dack. Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I’s married now so
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That’s why I don’t like Doggystyle. Hoes talk more chit than a boxing promoter but then can’t even arch their back right. SMH.
Phrozen1der says:
So when a dude comes up short, do you sit there with the straight face like
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You politely asked wtf am i supposed to do with that??? (cocks head and give him the bish what look)
Cannot be laid up with some clumsy strong negro… just all uncoordinated and heavy handed
AND
. I had missed the likka sto’ fuggin around trying to damn ride on an uncut baloney pony.
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:crying1: :crying1:
SugarFoot I’m going to need you and VDot to go get some dayum tissue to dry up ya’ll tears!!!! Stop all that
Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain’t in the deformed range of 8 inches.
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I will take a 6 incher. That nigga better COME WITH IT tho. TUH!
but then can’t even arch their back right.
*****&*
You get tired if it falling out huh? Liddle dack problems
@Pearl you’re wise
@Kwall
@Donte Like a scared CAT
2VDOT – Liddle dack problems
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:ROFL:
but get her in the room and she can’t take the dack. Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I’s married now so
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I can take the dack but what I won’t take is a dude trying to support his heavy ass on my back. I ain’t a dayum pack mule. Put your feet on the floor or your hands on the bed
Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain’t in the deformed range of 8 inches.
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I will take a 6 incher. That nigga better COME WITH IT tho. TUH!
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Can you even hold your legs back by your head? Or do he have hold em for you?
See, that’s the kind of chit yall should be working on!
@Sassy What if he tear it up though?? What if he can provide references upon request?
#QTNA
sorry to interrupt the sacred BBD discussion
but when exactly is lent over? Is it thur or Sat? Asking for a fren who saw a LOT of things in the Macy’s mailer she might need to procure… 
Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I
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#humblebrag
VDot says:
but then can’t even arch their back right.
*****&*
You get tired if it falling out huh? Liddle dack problems
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How he know that’s what happens
Sandy you are a mess! I cain’t take you nowhurr. That tall beautiful man ain’t got no small feet. And the shoe cam is for all guests not just the fellas. Anywho, I been tempted to send in my pic of me and Steven at Burlington Coat Factory to Wendy for the Celebrity Fan Out segment, but I wasn’t looking that hot sooooo…..
fingers — sausagy can also mean girth, while long slender can mean pencil dyck
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Reminds me of a dude I was with, I swear fully grown peen was the size of my index finger. Like
@V DOT
“but then can’t even arch their back right.
*****&*
You get tired if it falling out huh? Liddle dack problems
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Naw, i get tired of yall movin round too much and not lettin a nigga get good rhythm and chit. Can’t even get no good thrusts cause yall be contorted all wrong and worried bout the wrong chit.
Only a few of yall know what you doin in that posisiton.
Saturday Nancy
You get tired if it falling out huh?
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Phuck you dizzle!
@ V and what do they always say…u too wet
@ Sun its them *looks at the Garden*
Can you even hold your legs back by your head? Or do he have hold em for you?
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My knee caps and earlobes are frens
THURSDAY Nan!!
Anywho, I been tempted to send in my pic of me and Steven at Burlington Coat Factory to Wendy for the Celebrity Fan Out segment,
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Bird you either the luckiest always at the right place at the right time chick.. or the scariest in your chimley chick… you got way too many celeb encounters
WhoDat says:
Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain’t in the deformed range of 8 inches.
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I will take a 6 incher. That nigga better COME WITH IT tho. TUH!
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Ive never had a length issue, now girth thats a problem…
@ V and what do they always say…u too wet
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YALL DO BE TOO WET!
You need SOME friction!
I ain’t a dayum pack mule.
One itty-bitty falla had the nerve to nut after two strokes and tried to blame it on the er, um
good quality of my “girl.” I said, no, sir! My “girl” been this good all my life and I have managed to get fukced WELL a number of times. He then asked the question of death: how can I make it up to you. I double-patted his byke and told him he could go home, work out for 6 months then give me a call. shee-it!
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Ive never had a length issue, now girth thats a problem…
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Right! Because I’m all about the girth. But maybe I’ve just been lucky when it comes to length
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
sorry to interrupt the sacred BBD discussion but when exactly is lent over? Is it thur or Sat? Asking for a fren who saw a LOT of things in the Macy’s mailer she might need to procure…
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Holy Thursday is the last day
Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn’t packing????
It’s the girth of his fingers that tells the real story
So when I shake the Deacons hands(Single ones)during offering I should be paying attention?
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@ V and what do they always say…u too wet
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YALL DO BE TOO WET!
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No such thing
@PEARL
“One itty-bitty falla had the nerve to nut after two strokes and tried to blame it on the er, um good quality of my “girl.” I said, no, sir! My “girl” been this good all my life and I have managed to get fukced WELL a number of times. He then asked the question of death: how can I make it up to you. I double-patted his byke and told him he could go home, work out for 6 months then give me a call. shee-it!”
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that’s another thing. Women, in addition to judging size wrong, judge the time elapsed wrong too!
Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
@Miss, that’s why there are batteries
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Yes!
kamadiva says:
@Pearl – Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN!
My first visit to this OB-GYN…his name was Crumb (or something) so I was NOT expecting this fine, tall, dark man to walk in and ask me to SPREAD ‘EM!
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I’ve been there!
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And the doc was FOINE, ya hear me? And I knew HE knew how that bruising got there. I was so
MissArtist says:
Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn’t packing????
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In fairy tale Rose Garden Land they turn down young, rich, handsome bachelor’s who have no std’s or kids and love monogamy every day.
Cause he “came at them wrong” or his dyck was only slightly above average.
Chile let me go refill my tea
Only the grown and sexy can handle the aquafina 
Im like Pearl go home and work out 
We got our lil fish frens…
Ian Walker is a Betta fish and he’s a weirdo. He stays vertical at all times
Herman is an African Dwarf Frog… he is cute and lively and has been cartwheeling all over his tank.
We are going to add 2 more next week
MissArtist says:
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Ive never had a length issue, now girth thats a problem…
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Right! Because I’m all about the girth. But maybe I’ve just been lucky when it comes to length
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Exactly cause peen dyck is equivalent to lil dyck
:crying1:
I ain’t… I mean, my fren ain’t gonna be a happy shopper come Saturday
Guess you fass gals ain’t got time for pleasantries.. just all
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@Man – Naw, i get tired of yall movin round too much and not lettin a nigga get good rhythm and chit. Can’t even get no good thrusts cause yall be contorted all wrong and worried bout the wrong chit.
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I was talking to a friend about this…and his take was, most women nowadays f-ing lazy dudes where the woman are doing majority of the work and ain’t never had no dude that works at pleasing woman, just wanting to get their
off.
Glad I ain’t got that issue
on any front…
what nakeya said:
been there done that! fukked up my 25th birthday with a tiny peen nigga!! 
No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.
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chile!!!
MissArtist says:
Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn’t packing????
it is more to life and a relationship than just sex. Now if he is just too dayum little, I might have to 
about it!!! He better be an awesome: 
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Not me
Liturgical Lent ends on Holy Thursday. Lenten fasting doesn’t end until Holy Saturday.
Oh wait
I got 1 Sat and 2 Thurs! 
Do I hear a Wed at 4?!
“YALL DO BE TOO WET!” <—– *screaming*
@ V and what do they always say…u too wet
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YALL DO BE TOO WET!
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In fairy tale Rose Garden Land they turn down young, rich, handsome bachelor’s who have no std’s or kids and love monogamy every day.
Cause he “came at them wrong” or his dyck was only slightly above average.
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“Liturgical Lent ends on Holy Thursday” <—— So does that mean the people in the white painted face can start dancing again?
That’s why I don’t like Doggystyle. Hoes talk more chit than a boxing promoter but then can’t even arch their back right. SMH.
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THAT’S not why you don’t like doggy style, @Man!
Exactly cause peen dyck is equivalent to lil dyck
Exactly.
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@felinelurker That’s exactly what batteries are for. Dick ain’t never paid a bill or treated you right
Ain’t no way I’m turning down a good man cuz he ain’t packing. Or cuz he’s not the most attractive 
If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking!
Both…Girth and Length
Like who wants a short stub.
Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn’t packing????
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What may be small to some may be huge to others, shyt find the dyck that is custom sized for me
Make me buss on it, you’re a keeper
It’s funny how familiarity breeds contemp.
I’ve come across a few ladies who were completly in love with the D in the very beginning… but after the third or forth rump they like to play as if I’m not ish. Were they lying then? Are they lying now? Is the dopamine?
Either way, I’m a man. So I’ll get mine…you better get yours. (Good words, Mr. Bernie Mac)
@Pearl you’re wise
Seasoned = old[er] than most of ya’ll in here 
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@Phro, I’m “seasoned”
double-patted his byke
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@MissArtist
no, I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size. there’s soooo much more to a lasting relationship. plus, the connection sex gets gooder and gooder as the emotional connection grows deeper.
That’s why I don’t like Doggystyle. Hoes talk more chit than a boxing promoter but then can’t even arch their back right. SMH.
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excuses, excuses!
I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size.
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Call them on they lies and truth slowly emerges…
I’ve come across a few ladies who were completly in love with the D in the very beginning… but after the third or forth rump they like to play as if I’m not ish.
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In fairy tale Rose Garden Land they turn down young, rich, handsome bachelor’s who have no std’s or kids and love monogamy every day.
Cause he “came at them wrong” or his dyck was only slightly above average.
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felinelurker says:
fingers — sausagy can also mean girth, while long slender can mean pencil dyck
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Reminds me of a dude I was with, I swear fully grown peen was the size of my index finger. Like
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Like being fukced by a garner snake. FOH 2015
IDK @Man
I thought the wetter it got, it meant the man was doing his job.
If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking! ?
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He probably got a small lil duck since he responded to this nonsense
Men usually walk with that Confident Duck Walk
“Liturgical Lent ends on Holy Thursday” <—— So does that mean the people in the white painted face can start dancing again?
praise dancing was supposed to stop??? 
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**sissyclaw** omg…where do you get this shyt from??
So does that mean the people in the white painted face can start dancing again?
especially the painted mimes 
they creep me out, plus they prolong the service 
I be in church mad as hail, like is this nicca EVER gonna preach?! 
) 
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(Confession: I hate the dancers
no, I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size. there’s soooo much more to a lasting relationship. plus, the connection sex gets gooder and gooder as the emotional connection grows deeper.
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Right. And there’s actually more to good sex than the penis size IMO. A man just has to know what he’s doing. And the connection needs to be there. And then it’s wonderful
I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size.
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Call them on they lies and truth slowly emerges…
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Nope.
Miss Artist been saying this since her first sess talk and Wut Scenario.
Miss Artist said BOB can and will blow her back out, that is what he is made for.
@WASTE
“IDK @Man
I thought the wetter it got, it meant the man was doing his job.”
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Yeah… i mean, that mean yall enjoying it. I’m just sayin it CAN get too wet.
Especially for the “ladies” lacking in “wall strength.”
Must be in his stomach
that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut. 
by User Friendly on Apr 1, 2015 at 3:09 pm
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So basically you were scissoring with your man and didn’t know it
Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable
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Read it again, @Man!!!
Call them on they lies and truth slowly emerges…
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really man?!? **deep sigh** you disappoint bruh.
No such thing as an ugly rich man
#ducksincluded
(Confession: I hate the dancers
especially the painted mimes 
they creep me out, plus they prolong the service
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Me too…. Truth be told I ain’t too sure they ain’t conjuring up some spirits and chit…
VDOT, that was funny. I guess I should leave the Keisha Cole types alone and find a nice Erika Badu.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
He probably got a small lil duck since he responded to this nonsense
Men usually walk with that Confident Duck Walk
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Yasss cause Idris has a *FINISH HER* walk
Hey hun
Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
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Read it again, @Man!!! EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable
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Yeah, yeah. I read it. I’m just skeptical cause you be down there plowing some of these hoes for hours on end and time they mad first thing they say is that you a “minute man.”
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
(Confession: I hate the dancers
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One of them painted faces niggas is taking my baby to the prom. Gave her “the speech”.
Mrs said :stop: He ‘dances’ at church. Holds his s’s too long. :thinks: And for some reason can’t straighten his back. Let the girls have fun.
Confession: I hate the dancers
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Me too! They scare me
No such thing as an ugly rich man
#ducksincluded
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I’m not a gold digger but I would choose rich and small duck over big duck and broke ANY DAY of the week
@LTL
Nope.
Miss Artist been saying this since her first sess talk and Wut Scenario.
Miss Artist said BOB can and will blow her back out, that is what he is made for.
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking!
U been looking at Sahara’s/Her Dryness/Kimmy Cakes video too long 
Having carpet burn after 
is not natural 
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@SUGAR
“Men usually walk with that Confident Duck Walk
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Yasss cause Idris has a *FINISH HER* walk
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That is a “I-drunk-too-dayum-much-and-I’m-about-fall-over” walk. That dayum drunkard be stumbling and yall up here talkin bout he got a confident walk.
Drunk azz fell into K. Michelle’s polluted troph of a puzzy and yall be defending that nigga.
Yasss cause Idris has a *FINISH HER* walk
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I quit!
definitely a myth. I been with a guy 6’6 size 15 who had 7″. Luckily, I’m not a size queen. Sexy as hell, btw.
The Pearl! says:
Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
then got ready to 
I felt the wet spot & said was that me or YEW???
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Read it again, @Man!!! EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable
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Shyt, Pearl, what about BEFORE he even strokes! Nicca
He was
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking!
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Emphasis on “YOU” won’t feel any friction, @Man! :ROFL:
Man, are you still in here?
What do you do if your girl is riding you in a chair and she falls off? This will also require you to take a trip to the hospital.
what a case of the sads. His momma had to come sit up here with him 
Btw, this is a true story. Had a patient last year, girl fell off and took his shat (and him) with her to the floor.
@PEARL
“If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking!
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Emphasis on “YOU” won’t feel any friction, @Man!
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Whatever. Just know there is a thing as too wet!
Sex sent me to the ER is some real shyt
Me too…. Truth be told I ain’t too sure they ain’t conjuring up some spirits and chit…
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Yeah the spirit of ‘ all eyes on me’
I generally hate being a captive audience member anyway. I came for a specific reason, not for none of this other extra mess y’all wanna add to the agenda 
Offer a separate time for this ‘treat’ and let the ones who WANT to sit through it, come back and support it. FOH!
YALL DO BE TOO WET!
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I just dolphin laughed. How did I miss this.
Crine!
@Petty
What you mean took his “shat”? It came off???
(Confession: I hate the dancers
especially the painted mimes 
they creep me out, plus they prolong the service 
I be in church mad as hail, like is this nicca EVER gonna preach?! 
) 
I know choir rehearsals be a riot 
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One of them painted faces niggas is taking my baby to the prom. Gave her “the speech”.
Mrs said :stop: He ‘dances’ at church. Holds his s’s too long. :thinks: And for some reason can’t straighten his back. Let the girls have fun.
April 1, 2015 at 4:04 pm
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Forget all this, I be looking for the flailing coming from the minister of music
Anybody from Atlanta remember that lady who had a show on one of those access broadcast channels? Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.
She was so vulgar yet serious as fawwk about helping women with their relationship to the D.
Drunk azz fell into K. Michelle’s polluted troph of a puzzy and yall be defending that nigga.
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U would bring up K
Yeah his stock did go down :facpalm:
@ Waste its them *looks at Garden AGANE*
I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.
Nah Phro, it didn’t come off. That shyt was like a little flexi straw. Poor thing was in so much pain.
If dude is on the praise dance team I’m already like…
eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!! 
@WHO DAT
“I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.”
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Ain’t nobody MAD! I’m just saying it HAPPENS!
He ‘dances’ at church. Holds his s’s too long. :thinks: And for some reason can’t straighten his back.
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Lurk!!! I am Hollerin!!!!!
whew lawd! 
If dude is on the praise dance team I’m already like…
eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!! 
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Last straw of the day. Bye yall.
Wtf wrong with yall?
@Petty
@KWall When I was in College, I encountered the super wet… I couldn’t contain myself and IT happened… I tried to keep going, and pretend like THAT didn’t happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
WhoDat says:
I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.
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Cause its always the ones that keep slipping out and not tall enough for the rides in the park *looks at the smidget with light up LA Gear height adjusters on*
#missyJSays says:
We got our lil fish frens…
Ian Walker is a Betta fish and he’s a weirdo. He stays vertical at all times
Herman is an African Dwarf Frog… he is cute and lively and has been cartwheeling all over his tank.
We are going to add 2 more next week
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So yall went and purchased Yandy and Anya from Black Ink????
then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
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I can’t log off fast enough
no, I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size. there’s soooo much more to a lasting relationship. plus, the connection sex gets gooder and gooder as the emotional connection grows deeper.
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Right. And there’s actually more to good sex than the penis size IMO. A man just has to know what he’s doing. And the connection needs to be there. And then it’s wonderful
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I use to think this, until his little runt azz broke up with me
then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
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wait……..
Phrozen1der says:
If dude is on the praise dance team I’m already like… eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!!
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*crawls under my damn desk in a fetal position*
I done
Phro …… Ima call yo azz swish swish swish … bye! 
I be in church mad as hail, like is this nicca EVER gonna preach?
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Welp -make sure you eat a large breakfast before Easter service. I don’t know why it takes so long. Same story for 50/11 thousand years. Gotta make sure I got some candy in purse for the pesky grandchildren. Can’t give my son no candy because he be making sound affects with his chewing.
I tried to keep going, and pretend like THAT didn’t happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
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@KWall When I was in College, I encountered the super wet… I couldn’t contain myself and IT happened… I tried to keep going, and pretend like THAT didn’t happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
smh, and the embarrassed look ya’ll always give : facepalm:
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Was you my encounter from last summer
..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
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Nigga came one time from
I was embarassed for him 
Can’t give my son no candy because he be making sound affects with his chewing.
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:crying1:
@Petty I wasn’t embaraased, I feel like it was her fault.. Ain’t nobody told her to be all super wet with the vice grippp. Don’t put that ish on me..
#WasntMyFault 
:crying1: come thru @point…
Phro! Log thee fugg out!
I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.
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Explains his fascination with Kartrashian
Damn I leave to go be productive at work and I miss a damn good post.
If dude is on the praise dance team I’m already like…
eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!! 
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What about guys that are cheerleaders?
Point – I’m sure youve seen a few ducks. Can you confirm/deny that 5″ is average?
..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
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Nigga came one time from I was embarassed for him
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How is this possible?
Some like some chit Drake would do.
@Petty I wasn’t embaraased, I feel like it was her fault.. Ain’t nobody told her to be all super wet with the vice grippp. Don’t put that ish on me..
#WasntMyFault
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But Phro, some of us can’t help it. I do my sexercises
@V DOT
“I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.
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Explains his fascination with Kartrashian
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Shut up.
Peaches… iont think I’m going Sunday
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
lacking in “wall strength.”
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Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y’all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y’all. Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!
Nigga came one time from I was embarassed for him
@VDOT, see #197…
@DIVINE
“lacking in “wall strength.”
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Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y’all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y’all. Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!
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Friend of the Blog Monica can explain it to you.
@PEtty
@Man The excitement causes it…I was like 19. I’m a champ now though..
@PEtty Cheerleading for dudes is just dumb.. If you’re not in Alvin Ailey or some shyt, or some professional dancer don’t point your damn toes..
felinelurker says:
The Pearl! says:
then got ready to 
I felt the wet spot & said was that me or YEW???
me….I was so…I didn’t know how to feel. He just begged to 
when I said he couldn’t 
me, I wasn’t ready!
Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
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Read it again, @Man!!! EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable
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Shyt, Pearl, what about BEFORE he even strokes! Nicca
He was
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Never had THAT one, but I did have one nutt from
Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.”
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Really?
See Ceaser thats why the lurkers dont like to play with us
@ Divine open your other eye hun
@ Man dont send for Mo
I did give him another chance though
@Suga whet???
#missyJSays says:
Bird you either the luckiest always at the right place at the right time chick.. or the scariest in your chimley chick… you got way too many celeb encounters
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I been a celeb stan my whole life. Well as long as I can remember. At least since age 5. I been a groupie since I was about 16 and the fact that I’m a woman of a particular age ain’t changed that. So yea, I meet more than my fair share of celebrities. But in this case it was really just a chance encounter. It was the same day I met Jussie. I don’t know what the heck Stephen was doing at a mall so far from downtown, but he was in town to host a CIAA event.
inter_loop says:
Anybody from Atlanta remember that lady who had a show on one of those access broadcast channels? Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.
She was so vulgar yet serious as fawwk about helping women with their relationship to the D.
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I do! (but watched a clip sent to me on youtube) She relished saying “PEE-NUSS”…she was a hoot!
and pretend like THAT didn’t happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
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Dammit, PHRO!!!! I am at WORK!!! Up here about to bust my spleen trying to hold in my laughter
I would not dump a man for small peen. I’d be more concerned about a dude being a horrible lover no matter his size. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
inter_loop says:
Anybody from Atlanta remember that lady who had a show on one of those access broadcast channels? Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.
She was so vulgar yet serious as fawwk about helping women with their relationship to the D.
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What a minute was she African? Cause I just posted a video on fb some weeks back and the lady was showing how to reverse cowboy and squeeze dudes toes
@VDOT, see #197
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Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.
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She used to have her mama posted up next to her talmabout women being dyckmatized
@Pearl
DivineMsM says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
lacking in “wall strength.”
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Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y’all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y’all. Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!
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Superhead, Kim K, K. Michelle, thots of the hood, etc.
Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:
Really?
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Yes, please
(embarrassed face)– if it’s similar to “slack”, then I got it. Thanks, again.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVINE
“lacking in “wall strength.”
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Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y’all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y’all. Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!
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Friend of the Blog Monica can explain it to you.
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Thank you, for the education.
@Phro, I am sorry, that ‘dead roach’ image sealed it for me today. My ribs hurt from laughing.
Shoe size is a myth. I think you can tell a lot about a man southern regions based on his forearm. I’ve been checking out forearms every since…smh
it’s all in the neck, a fat neck is a good size junk