A 911 call placed by Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock was played during the stalking trial of 39-year-old Joshua Corbett, who allegedly broke into Sandra’s vacation house while she hid in a closet.
Gossip tabloid TMZ obtained a copy of the 911 audio that was played in court yesterday.
The terrified 50-year-old actress is heard telling a police dispatcher that a man broke into her house and he’s in her attic.
She repeatedly asks the dispatcher if the police are close by. Cops were on the scene within seconds of Sandra placing the 911 call.
Police caught Corbett inside the house and arrested him without incident.
According to Gawker.com, “Cops later found assault rifles and machine guns in Corbett’s home. He is facing multiple charges including first degree burglary, stalking, and possession of a machine gun.”
This is why Sandra Bullock needs a man, or at least a live-in bodyguard.
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People are just sick out here
That’s why lil Louis be looking all mean all the time.
Louis Bardo better hurry up & get grown to protect his mama. All the menz on pause til Wut finish with em
To: Sandra
From: Loyal Reader
Please get the Hilary emote ready….
User
what you talking Bout … Wut got all the menzies 
Go on somewhere UFO
this scary as hail
)
but i wanna know how he could even get IN her house!
i mean, other than busting down the door, it would be hard for somebody to get into MY house, and i know she got better security than i got
(and why jessie james aint leave her a glock or sum as a parting gift?
Y’all remember the Pamela Smart case, she had her husband killed by her 16 yo lover? Well, both the guys got granted parole, the killer got out last month and the one that held the knife to his throat gets out in June. He was 16 when he went in and 41 now…not to minimize the egregious nature of what they did but that is a long time…Basically they just grew up in prison and probably if not definitely institutionalized…
This yt stalker goin get a lollipop and some aspirin and be let go.
Where is Officer Slager for niggas like this tho?
Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really :sigh:
This is why Sandra Bullock needs a man, or at least a live-in bodyguard.
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Rebecca Schaeffer had a boyfriend and still got killed by a stalker. Google it.
Y’all remember the Pamela Smart case, she had her husband killed by her 16 yo lover? Well, both the guys got granted parole, the killer got out last month and the one that held the knife to his throat gets out in June. He was 16 when he went in and 41 now…not to minimize the egregious nature of what they did but that is a long time…Basically they just grew up in prison and probably if not definitely institutionalized…
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I remember. SMH.
I heard this before
these stalkers boy… Like really be in love and have no clue why the object of their affection is running………..
Rebecca Schaeffer
remember that too…Can y’all tell I watch Waaayyyy to many crime shows…
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Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really :sigh:
by User Friendly
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but i wanna know how he could even get IN her house!
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Maybe like ya girl in your pic.
I read they think the nigga had been in there for FIVE HOURS.
Boot, was Pamela Smart set free already? I can’t remember, but she was one dispicable bish!
(You shut up User!
)
I saw the update Boot. The wife so bitter & delusional & dishonest. She really think she need to be out too.
I heard this before
these stalkers boy… Like really be in love and have no clue why the object of their affection is running………..
by #missyJSays
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Watched to much Pepe Le Phew as a kid.
Why are those Lifeproof cases so damn expensive
Nancy she aint getting out.
Was Schaffer the girl from my sister Kate? She was cute.
@Nancy, No, she still in there.
@User, agreed, she was a conniving bish and that man loved her ass..
Stories like this and Investigation Discovery got me paranoid. People are crazy and sometimes you don’t know they’re crazy until its too late
What was the lady name (they made a lifetime movie out of it) that convinced her students that her husband was beating her and had her husband killed?
Watched to much Pepe Le Phew as a kid
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Pamela Smart
User Friendly says:
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SHADDUP!!!
Rebecca Schaeffer had a boyfriend and still got killed by a stalker.
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shole did!
and that mofo look like something that had been living in a cave 
iont eem know why he hadn’t been locked away from birth! his mama KNOW he wasn’t full human 
with that gret big head and them wild oscillating eyes 
@User,
FancyNancy wanna know seaux she can educate Saint Cinders Sue on how to get into someone’s house. SICCESSFULLY being the operative word.
Stories like this and Investigation Discovery
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That is why I don’t put shat past anyone…
Can a sista get a recap?
Wut 19 is trainable age. So is 20 Zeta TUH
Are Summer & Blanche still with us? And someone check on Blanche break baby Blanche6, word is she eating paint chips thinking they Lays.
Maybe like ya girl in your pic.
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you git too Puppy!
I know she done got herself a pistol
“try me now bitch!!”
Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really
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Jenie you got a new man?
@Wut,
I tole you guhl you got that scholarly box! Got folks publishing your name like you writing journal articles! Ole peer-reviewed, empirical evidence box!
Wut to the menz
Wut getting mens like that
but wasn’t she just looking for a BBD? 
yall got me confuzzled :confused:
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I was in middle school when Rebecca Schaeffer happened. This girl who worked for my mom…a college student was being stalked by some dude who went to school with her. He was showing up at the JOB. She stopped going to some of her classes cause he was making it hard for her on campus. She said she went to CHURCH and he was IN THE CHURCH. After she told my mother that, my mom and another lady made her call her damn parents and tell them what was going on. for somebody to show up at CHURCH???
nan why you talking so bad about Brandy?
VDot says:
Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really
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Jenie you got a new man?
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Not new
he just a friend 
I was in middle school when Rebecca Schaeffer happened….
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Knock on wood that I have never been in that type of situation..Definitely creepy in church. You remember when ‘ol dude shot his ex at her wedding?? Some people don’t know how to let go either…
he just a friend
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Ain’t that what we always say
I read they think the nigga had been in there for FIVE HOURS.
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this the kinda thing make my imagination run wild. i remma one sunday we went to church, left church, went by the grocery store, coupla other stops, you know taking our time. get home and the front door wide open
:crying1: 
called my sis and told her nothing missing out the house BUT i aint so sure somebody aint made their way in and decided they gone live in the attic. for weeks i was 
cause i thought it was only a matter of time afore i got up one night to tinkle and pass some dude coming down the hall with a sandwich in one of my housecoats. 
nothing missing, so i’m all
round dark time i start getting nervous
Unshakable says:
@Wut,
I tole you guhl you got that scholarly box! Got folks publishing your name like you writing journal articles! Ole peer-reviewed, empirical evidence box!
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Not new
he just a friend 
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How long yall been “friends”? He getting the pannies before Memorial weekend?
Wasting Time (I gotcha this time babe! )
Fiya ! Thanks bew !
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Bootcampgirl says:
he just a friend
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Ain’t that what we always say
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Yeah we do
but yeah we good friends …
tinkle and pass some dude coming down the hall with a sandwich in one of my housecoats.
Everyday when I get home, I check every closet and room. I know my cat ain’t gonna do shat but rub up against the intruders leg wanting to be pet :rollseyes:
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My homegirl now, her ex was stalking her. Slashing tires, hacking her email.. dude finally locked up for all the mess he was pulling… he was pretty too so I know he somebody boyfren.. ain’t eem gay but he prolly gon start stalkin his prison lover after hisrelease just cause he don’t know know other way to end a relationship
get home and the front door wide open
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To: Sandra
From: Loyal Reader
Please get the Hilary emote ready….
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Vdot we been friends since High School …
we just friends … nothing serious
and this is what I come back to:
word is she eating paint chips thinking they Lays
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antyhoo, on topic. this is scary as fukk. every coupla days I walk around the perimeter of the house checking the windows and doors for tampering. and I keep annie mae on the nightstand or coffee table when hubby is not at home. he knows to call out when he comes in and wait for me to respond cuz muhfukkas is crazy nowadays.
My co-worker lives upstairs from me and makes it his business to give me a play by play of everything in my driveway..
Him: Oh, I saw somebody’s car last night..
Me: That was just my friend..
Him:
I know my cat ain’t gonna do shat but rub up against the intruders leg wanting to be pet
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I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ’em, trying to get petted
#missyJSays says:
My homegirl now, her ex was stalking her. Slashing tires, hacking her email.. dude finally locked up for all the mess he was pulling… he was pretty too so I know he somebody boyfren.. ain’t eem gay but he prolly gon start stalkin his prison lover after hisrelease just cause he don’t know know other way to end a relationship
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lawd …
Had a friend dealth with some mess this year too 
mess
Can a sista get a recap?
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Small Recap
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This post said Sandy Bull-lock had a man in her attic for 5 hours and she was hiding in the closet on the phone with po-po. Sandra ROSE (different Sandy) said for her to get a man. Chit. Some MEN be scared. I aint got time. I say getcho azz a GUN permit and a weapon.
@Wut got another fine man who lets her drive his new-NEW chit.
Everybody like damn Wut. 
Where you work at? Whatchu smell like? Do you practice ruts? She said he dont work with her. THAT man is a dork. The new-new might be a trap boy. (I sometimes get lost in the sauce) @UF said we cant be trap queens, princesses, or trap court jesters past 30.
Mimi got drunk and fired her publicist Cindi Berger. Made the new one write a fawk you; but I can take an ad out telling everybody how fab you are if you in your feelins letter. Let a bish know. And signed it: The Fabulous Mariah
And probably sprayed it with some perfumes, inserted a pic of herself, and kissed it with red lipstank cause that is the 14 year old girl shyt Mimi DO.
We making @Bama feel loved, needed, and wanted as a poster cause she said we treat her like she short dumpy ugly fren on here during the day.
Small recap from me to yall on today 10th day of Apruh. Tew thousand fifteenth.
Shut your nasty ass up @VDot
I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted
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puuuurrrrrrr
I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted
Why I always come back to 
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Everyday when I get home, I check every closet and room
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Boot!
Listen! when we first moved i was doing this EVERY day when i got home (mister was working evenings). be snatching the shower curtains all hard, looking under the beds, checking doors & windows (and i may or may not have done a sweep of the basement while brandishing a bb gun… 
)
Thanks Dub for that recap
& it’s a short one? Y’all was on it today & I’m missing it driving from NY to MD. 
Were you the one who had the racoon party in the attic going on?
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he knows to call out when he comes in and wait for me to respond cuz muhfukkas is crazy nowadays.
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Were you the one who had the racoon party in the attic going on?
I am remembering that raccoon PORTY …Tell it again 
PLEASE
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WhoDat says:
Can a sista get a recap?
Everybody like damn Wut. 
Where you work at? Whatchu smell like? Do you practice ruts? She said he dont work with her. THAT man is a dork. The new-new might be a trap boy. (I sometimes get lost in the sauce) @UF said we cant be trap queens, princesses, or trap court jesters past 30.
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Small Recap
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This post said Sandy Bull-lock had a man in her attic for 5 hours and she was hiding in the closet on the phone with po-po. Sandra ROSE (different Sandy) said for her to get a man. Chit. Some MEN be scared. I aint got time. I say getcho azz a GUN permit and a weapon.
@Wut got another fine man who lets her drive his new-NEW chit.
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That was hilarious…
I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted
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My Word!
Nan i walk in the house and SNATCH the shower curtain back to check. Hard too!
No idear what i would do if somebody was in there but i check underneath my bed too.
I am remembering that raccoon PORTY …Tell it again PLEASE
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That’s why they had that party. You left the door opened and the saw the
doormat and made them selves at home 
So we went to the grocery store for lunch.. they have a salad bar, sushi, hot food etc…
SO my coworker got some sushi.. I am not a fan of the man that makes it in store. Ion think he full Japanese AND he seem SPED… His sushi always sloppy looking, never tightly wrapped and the sauce always strewn across the top. Well anywhoo she ate a few bites and said it ain’t taste right so she quit eating it… now she all :puke:
She call the store :cellphone: Hello/… I just ate some y’all sushi and threw up
Bye 
Nan i walk in the house and SNATCH the shower curtain back to check. Hard too!
No idear what i would do if somebody was in there
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most likely turn around and bust your head wide open from running into the door tryna get away… (or maybe that’d just be me…
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No idear what i would do if somebody was in there but i check underneath my bed too.
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if I looked underneath my bed and a set of eyes was looking back at me, hubby would find me in that exact spot stiff as a damn board from rigamortis. I would die.
and why yall messin up perfectly good shower curtains and weakening the rods snatching the curtain back so damn hard?
Told yall I be NOIDED PERIOD something off in my house upon arrival. I be like Kathy Bates in “Misery”. I was frfr having an anxiety attack that day I got home and library card revoke man had turned that damn bedroom TV from ESPN and checked and that TV was warm. He said he could hear it IN MY VOICE when I called him. I grabbed my purse and ran back outside (barefoot) and was SCREAMING on the phone to him: SOMEBODY BEEN HERE! THEY STILL IN THERE. The TV is WARM. Him: STOP YELLING. Crazy damn GIRL. IT WAS ME. I was there for LUNCH today. CALM DOWN.
I know my old neighbors still think my azz is BONKERS. They was sitting on their porch. I looked over there and saw them and was like
@Wut got another fine man who lets her drive his new-NEW chit.
Everybody like damn Wut. 
Where you work at? Whatchu smell like? Do you practice ruts? She said he dont work with her. THAT man is a dork. The new-new might be a trap boy. (I sometimes get lost in the sauce) @UF said we cant be trap queens, princesses, or trap court jesters past 30.
and the reason he let her drive his charger is cause he can’t drive at night 
on account of his lazy eye. Wut said FOH I’m living outchea. I DATE WHO I DATE you need to keep up 
And that’s where we at 
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*adds to the recap*
Somebody also asked @WUT what her dude looked like cause we didn’t see that many fine men riding round and getting it. Said we might need to transfer jobs and localities. Asked if maybe she was legally BLINE cause we had heard her new habit looked like Forest Whitaker
and why yall messin up perfectly good shower curtains and weakening the rods snatching the curtain back so damn hard?
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Folks ain’t worried.. got they Mimi rods up
I know my old neighbors still think my azz is BONKERS. They was sitting on their porch. I looked over there and saw them and was like
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:crying1: :crying1:
if I looked underneath my bed and a set of eyes was looking back at me, hubby would find me in that exact spot stiff as a damn board from rigamortis. I would die.
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yeen never lied!
LilMissy deddy came in my apartment one time in the middle of the night.. I woke up
he gon be all 
FOH with all that gasping and scared chit.. you gotta be ready to fight. You shoulda kicked my azz for coming in here no warning and I wouldn’t have been mad atchu either 
That’s why they had that party. You left the door opened and the saw the
doormat and made them selves at home
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clawd hammercy…have yall read about this bullshyt:
Puerto Ricans who can’t speak English qualify as disabled for Social Security
I ain’t gon’ c&p cuz it’s a long article but it’s on the Washington Post site. here’s the first paragraph of the article to summarize:
Hundreds of Puerto Rico’s residents qualified for federal disability benefits in recent years because they lacked fluency in English, according to government auditors.
The Social Security Administration’s inspector general questioned the policy this month in light of the fact that Spanish is the predominant language in the U.S. territory.
Under Social Security regulations, individuals are considered less employable in the United States if they can’t speak English, regardless of their work experience or level of education.
In a report this month, the independent watchdog suggested that a more appropriate standard might be to consider local conditions when making benefits decisions.
TO this DAY that cat teases the entire HELL outta me. “Aint nobody break in your spot today and go in YOUR room and watch the news did they?” Fawk you sir.
His whole logic was somebody breaks in and is like Goldie Locks and goes to the master bedroom to watch TV? They aint steal chit else? They just bypassed the living room, my kitchen had a TV in it back then, both kids rooms…and reported to the master bedroom huh? JUST to watch the news? Okay.
grabbed my purse and ran back outside (barefoot) and was SCREAMING on the phone to him:
Or outside smells. I won’t even tip toe outside without shoes 
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You sew country :crying1: and i love it
i would stopped and put my shoes on. Be dead cause I don’t like to get my feet dirty.. or grass really
Best stalker song eva just came on
“hey lover this is more than a crush”
@Whitty that’s a loophole for dat azz
I’m not eem mad
@VDOT: I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted
I had to log in to let you know that I busted out laffing at my desk when I read this!
I grabbed my purse and ran back outside (barefoot) and was SCREAMING on the phone to him: SOMEBODY BEEN HERE! THEY STILL IN THERE. The TV is WARM. Him: STOP YELLING. Crazy damn GIRL. IT WAS ME. I was there for LUNCH today. CALM DOWN.
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:crying1: CRINE. :snot:
Or outside smells.
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But you sniff ass… go figure
Imma try to be like Wut this summer. Imma get chose and be a post-hoe
! THEY STILL IN THERE. The TV is WARM. Him: STOP YELLING. Crazy damn GIRL. IT WAS ME. I was there for LUNCH today. CALM DOWN.
I know my old neighbors still think my azz is BONKERS. They was sitting on their porch. I looked over there and saw them and was like
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Better safe though
South Carolina ex-cop charged with killing Walter Scott held in isolation; ex-inmate says he ‘wouldn’t last one week’ in general population
Y’all remember the Pamela Smart case, she had her husband killed by her 16 yo lover? Well, both the guys got granted parole, the killer got out last month and the one that held the knife to his throat gets out in June. He was 16 when he went in and 41 now…not to minimize the egregious nature of what they did but that is a long time…Basically they just grew up in prison and probably if not definitely institutionalized…
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He white he will get a job loading trucks at his brother in-law/uncle/family friends pest control/dirt hauling/concrete spreading/plumbing business get married and write a book and get paid…that or start making meth either way they will be better off than the average African American parolee
LilMissy deddy came in my apartment one time in the middle of the night.. I woke up
he gon be all 
FOH with all that gasping and scared chit.. you gotta be ready to fight. You shoulda kicked my azz for coming in here no warning and I wouldn’t have been mad atchu either 
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baby, that nigga woulda been dead, dead, dead fukkin round with me like that. wake up ready to fight, my ass. i’da been kneeling on the side of the bed waiting for his silhouette to show up in my doorway.
.. got they Mimi rods up
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I had to log in to let you know that I busted out laffing at my desk when I read this!
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Taken
Wut where you work at? Let me have wonky eye dork #. My standards are low
Where WUT
she in that coat closet again? 
His whole logic was somebody breaks in and is like Goldie Locks and goes to the master bedroom to watch TV? They aint steal chit else? They just bypassed the living room, my kitchen had a TV in it back then, both kids rooms…and reported to the master bedroom huh? JUST to watch the news? Okay.
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CHHIIIID folks do.. I had somebody practically living in my apartment when I wasn’t there.. My first lil rat hole place, the maintenance man broke in, stole my spare key and was coming in whenever I left the house…
Nigga eating snacks packs and chit. Stealing my likka bollas. Stole my dvd player, then came back a week later and stole the remoke
Lilmissy deddy finally laid up in the house waiting on him with his piece… almost shot that negro a new azzhole
missyj said:
I’m not eem mad
@Whitty that’s a loophole for dat azz
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can’t be mad at that shyt…but couldn’t Dalvinique get a check cuz she can’t speak proper English too, and therefore isn’t suitable to employers?
You sew country :crying1: and i love it
The man in the house next to me, and him weren’t homeboys. But if they were outside at the same time they would speak to each other and chat. That NEXT morning they was in my driveway talking. I know that man was like ya girl had a breakdown yesterday over there didnt she? Yall on them bath salts over there? Me and my wife was trying to figure out if we needed to call the police bruh. I waited for my dude to drive off and then I called him with whatchall was tambout. He was silent. Then gonna say: Oh nothing. YEWS A LIE.
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I WAS OUT.
Hundreds of Puerto Rico’s residents qualified for federal disability benefits in recent years because they lacked fluency in English, according to government auditors.
NAH BRUH 
It’s plenty of Americans who can’t speak English and you don’t see Mike Tyson, Lil Richard, TrayvonMartin family lawyer Ben…. need i go on.. getting a check…GONE HEAD ON
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CHHIIIID folks do.. I had somebody practically living in my apartment when I wasn’t there.. My first lil rat hole place, the maintenance man broke in, stole my spare key and was coming in whenever I left the house…
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see. this that boolsheet :crying1:
I been saying for years that ppl who live here that long and dont speak english hv a learning disability. Cuban girl i knew said her moms been here since the 70s, took classes, bought tapes and still no speakee english.
Alot of ppl wont apply for the check due to shame. Basically admitting u retarded. Them type of ppl are speds in their own language too. Like Joseline.
@Whitty, FOH! Not speaking is a disability? Them bytches be faking it. Been here for 30 years & can’t speaka englee & instead of giving them ESL classes they want to give them money & good benefits? Meanwhile my truly disabled niece gets denied Soc Sec every year? That’s that
whatchall was tambout. He was silent. Then gonna say: Oh nothing.
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Wut where you work at? Let me have wonky eye dork #. My standards are low
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FLAT LINE. ^^_____________
Where yall work at? << long as he got a job huh?
Fugg what his eyes look like. Nigga can have lottery ball eyes like Bob Whitfield?
I quit.
Crackheads can get a check too if they can prove that rehab didnt work for them. yall think dubb be playing but u can gt a check for a lotta stuff
But you sniff ass… go figure
For a short period of time. As a YOUT #mycousinvinny 
My mama put an end to that after like my fourth smell in a 2 week span.I was amateur 
You ain’t finna label me no arse sniffer 
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:stop: First of all that’s inside
Second ..EYE used to
you don’t see Mike Tyson, Lil Richard, TrayvonMartin family lawyer Ben….
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dis wrong as hail… :crying1: ubishu…
CHHIIIID folks do.. I had somebody practically living in my apartment when I wasn’t there.. My first lil rat hole place, the maintenance man broke in, stole my spare key and was coming in whenever I left the house…
Nigga eating snacks packs and chit. Stealing my likka bollas. Stole my dvd player, then came back a week later and stole the remoke
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There are American born Americans who are illiterate or have dyslexia but gets denied Soc Sec but we want to reward someone for not learning the language of a country they damn near died to get to? Being bilingual is an added benefit. If they learned the language they get hired before a monolingual person would.
can’t be mad at that shyt…but couldn’t Dalvinique get a check cuz she can’t speak proper English too, and therefore isn’t suitable to employers?
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She might could try it out
I just think it’s hilarious tho. Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico getting a US check cause they can’t speak English in a Spanish speaking country
‘Merica amiright 
Alot of ppl wont apply for the check due to shame. Basically admitting u retarded. Them type of ppl are speds in their own language too. Like Joseline.
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#ignant
:stop: SO WHEN @WHTTY POST ABOUT THE NON-SPEAKING PR’S, Y’ALL WANT TO COMMENT???BUT I POST IT, EVERYONE’S ON MUTE…#INTENSEMOMENT
Fugg what his eyes look like. Nigga can have lottery ball eyes like Bob Whitfield?
I quit.
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ER
MAH
GAWD!!!
:stop: SO WHEN @WHTTY POST ABOUT THE NON-SPEAKING PR’S, Y’ALL WANT TO COMMENT???BUT I POST IT, EVERYONE’S ON MUTE…#INTENSEMOMENT
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Drug users get a check for mental illness, not being a drug user. My brother works for Soc Security.
I’m all for coming to America for a better life, but when that life is sitting on your ass so tax payers can support you
Shyt let me go to another country, not learn the language & expect their gov to provide for me & my seeds & see what happens. Why they ain’t going to China Hong Kong London why is it always America?
Alot of ppl wont apply for the check due to shame. Basically admitting u retarded. Them type of ppl are speds in their own language too. Like Joseline.
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REAL TALK. Boss eons ago (me and her had the same bday…COOL yt woman. Married to a Mexican) told me something and it stuck with me. HER husband was the ONLY BOY who could read in his fam and his two youngest sisters. It was 11 of them total. The 3 youngest only ones who finished school. She said NONE of the older ones could read in SPANISH let alone English. I was so SAD when she told us that. Lady in the office had said why do they take so long at the ATM if they GOT a Spanish option. That is why. Alot cant read it even in Spanish. But for some countries it is lack of education based. Not cause they “slow”.
@Bootcamp I wasn’t really in here earlier so I blame all of them. Also we might have been too busy dissecting @WUT hoe facts :crying1: Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one
EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now 
WUT prolly somewhere in a stairwell reading these comments on her phone like 
:wails: I HATE THEM SOOO MUCH …. Waiting to calm down before she post. Then come in like 
nothing wrong
@Dub,
they need love too. & be treating you like a queen cuz they happy someone claiming them.
…#INTENSEMOMENT
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shut the fuck up, @Boot! (translated: cállate la boca, @Boot!)
@missyj
couldn’t said it better myself. see, if Daquantavius nem spent more time figuring out the legal ways they can get a check instead of bussin boutique windows for jeans…nvm
But for some countries it is lack of education based.
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Some places, education is a luxury, not an option for all. Some places being able to help support the family is more valued than education…
@Whitty
did that stoopid shyt come from The Onion?
yall think dubb be playing but u can gt a check for a lotta stuff
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When I found out this dude gets a check for NOT finishing HS? I was DONE. Claimed some fake ass learning disability. NEVER had been in any kind of special ed classes in his LIFE. In fact, he used to be on A/B Honor Roll when we were in middle school. Nigga WHAT? When our other classmate told me that there chit I was DONE.
I got an aunt on my bio’s side (not mean ass) that get’s disability. I asked my mom why, because she seemed like she was healthy to me. My mom asked me had I EVER heard her talk.
She said who can employ a bytch if you can’t even tell they asking for a job.
Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy” I have no idea
she be done said.
Even crazier, the Mrs understands EVERYTHING she says. After one convo, told her I was now convinced that she SpEd too.
Drug users get a check for mental illness, not being a drug user. My brother works for Soc Security.
Her whole FOMILY work in jobs that got the answers
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Shyt let me go to another country, not learn the language & expect their gov to provide for me & my seeds & see what happens. Why they ain’t going to China Hong Kong London why is it always America?
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go over to an Asian country if you want with that bullshyt and end up getting publicly flogged…and you def won’t be getting three hots and a cot over there.
We making @Bama feel loved, needed, and wanted as a poster cause she said we treat her like she short dumpy ugly fren on here during the day.
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You done made me almost choke trying to hold this laugh in on this teleconference…I wasn’t ready….but I ain’t short
Right dubb. Kids from other countries might come here when they are 10 but never been to school. Been working since they could stand just so WE can get products for cheap. Then they come here to get what we got & ppl try to shame them.
Alright nah MisU yeen got somebody in your family working in all the offices now. :eyeroll:
MissyJ they don’t have SSI in PR, or so says my PR SIL. They can only get it in actual US.
@Dub, it really is lack of education. They no speaka Englisee can’t read or write in Spanish & can only print their name but be smarter than most Americans. They ain’t retarded.
nope, fiya…Washington Post via msn dot com
When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy”
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Sounds just like me when I’m talking to my brother from FL, I only understand about .5 of what he be saying, I just agree..
Told y’all, I been checking closets, under beds, behind curtains, in tubs…since I was younger and someone was in the house waiting for me and my momma…folks too crazy!!! When the mister gone I do all that and sleep with my heat, machete, and hatchet by the bed. We will survive
Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy” I have no idea
she be done said.
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Ok…ubishu… BASTID Always sneaking in posting that boolshat :crying1:
Claimed some fake ass learning disability. NEVER had been in any kind of special ed classes in his LIFE. In fact, he used to be on A/B Honor Roll when we were in middle school. Nigga WHAT?
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She that chit right there is ingenious. I remember my babysitter old neighbor would randomly pop up with a cane from time to time. One day our babysitter tole us that’s for when he going down to Social Security about his check
Faking a war injury :eyeroll:
LL need to rent himself out as intruder repellent… If Sandy knew what I know if a mofo come in my house I ain’t hiding in the closet I’m using everything within arms reach as a projectile to throw at your head and if I connect you better pray you get out cause once I get hold of you, you the one who gonna be calling the cops….. fear makes me highly aggressive…
Long Time Lurker – dat chit rite thar is hysterical… who gonna employ a bish who can’t talk – lordt y’all got me in stitches over here
@Bootcamp I wasn’t really in here earlier so I blame all of them. Also we might have been too busy dissecting @WUT hoe facts :crying1: Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one
EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now 
WUT prolly somewhere in a stairwell reading these comments on her phone like 
:wails: I HATE THEM SOOO MUCH …. Waiting to calm down before she post. Then come in like 
nothing wrong
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just plain hateful!!!
Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy” I have no idea
she be done said.
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go over to an Asian country if you want with that bullshyt and end up getting publicly flogged
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Ok
@Taken, yep. Soc Security, major office, Homeland security, welfare, I work for CPS, water company, Correction officer, child support enforcement officer, Social worker in the prison, Youth counselor & drug & alcohol counselor. Our parents made sure we were well educated & we married educated folks too. & I ain’t ashamed of it either.
Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one
EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now
You on one.
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I told Neffi I has a relative on disability made them people think he crazy. He tried “traditional” fall off a latter or in front of the store disability, they were hip to him. So he went through the motions of having them think he crazy. Ain’t worked in 20 years
@Mis, I heard the two snaps and Z formation in my head…
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Don’t be a
User cuz I disagree with you. Roll them eyes straight for you qualify for a check
I ain’t ashamed of it either.
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WELL DON’T BE SHAMED THEN *yelling with my nose blurred INTENSELY*
There is a new guy here
LAWD, I can’t look straight at this guy, he got a slop head (something I ain’t ever seen in my life) and bug eyes and just 
I.JUST.CANT :crying1: Please, do not talk to me 
@Bootcamp two snaps Z formation & neck roll TUH
Lurk!
log out! gone nih!
:crying1: 
@MisU
Call her up and tell her she wrong and to gon get her check.. Article states Puerto Rican residents getting SSI check…. Shoo they have other federal level conveniences. USPS delivers their mail..
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy” I have no idea
she be done said.
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Ok…ubishu… BASTID Always sneaking in posting that boolshat :crying1:
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TRUE SHYT! And fukk around and run into her after I done
IT’S OVER. Terrible case of the giggles. Can’t even hide it. Had to cuss her daughter out one time cause I kept laughing. Stupid ass talking bout you picking on my mama. 
How the fukk can I pick on something that I can’t understand. 
If you don’t take your retarded ass on wit yo mama! 
Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names
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Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho
When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy”
We been in each other life since I was 4
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Me talking to Granny Jamaican Boo.
He Old,mumble and its in “Jamaican”
He don’t understand me wither, say I talk to fast.
@Lurk :rofl::hahaha:
@USER gone now my spirit animal reading my joke thoughts
two snaps Z formation & neck roll & hand on hip TUH
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fixed that for ya…
i messed them emotes up so i can get a check
My father had kidney failure/dialysis so he got a handicap decal for his car. But he felt like since his disability wasnt visible he would do this fake limp when he parked in the handicap spot so nobody wouldnt say nuthin.
Ppl always want somebody to prove they deserve the little bit of aid allowed to sick ppl. That mess used to make me so mad. Be so grateful that you are whole that you not worried about who isnt or who isnt sick/sped enough for your approval.
Anywho—-yall go look at @therealwings on IG
i bet he get TWO checks
speaking of Bob Whitfield eyes…there’s a lady here and I hate when I have to interact with her. BOFF of her eyes be rolling all over the damn place…have me all confused about which eye I should focus on. bish prolly have my eyes rolling around too tryna keep up with hern.
I wonder does she get a partial check or somethin since at least she does work. how would I go about asking her this? QTNA
EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now
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:crying1: :crying1:
Like Whang said last night, ion be typing to say stuff to exercise my carpal tunnel. I is be knowing shyt & if I don’t ima ask before letting stupid shyt come out my mouth. Saying shyt just to say shyt makes you sound like an ass
@Bootcamp I wasn’t really in here earlier so I blame all of them. Also we might have been too busy dissecting @WUT hoe facts :crying1: Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one
EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now 
WUT prolly somewhere in a stairwell reading these comments on her phone like 
:wails: I HATE THEM SOOO MUCH …. Waiting to calm down before she post. Then come in like 
nothing wrong
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Can tell I scroll right on past this crazy damn fool sometimes. I missed this. A Blog Detective Idol @Take?
I aint pay nan tention to what @Wut had posted til @UF crazy touched azz said something about we too old to be trap queens. I was like who in the fugg aspiring to be THAT in this post?
Frfr was STRAIGHT puzzled. 
It was a Fantasy Island (fantasia) post. I was ON topic. Whole time. I hate all of yall.
Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho
u see plies video? Talmbout if u dont use yo coochie in two or 3 years it dont work no more 
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Told y’all, I been checking closets, under beds, behind curtains, in tubs…since I was younger and someone was in the house waiting for me and my momma
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lawd Bama
i get home and it’s off, so now EYE gotta set it, then go sit in the go-raj IN my car and listen for it to go off (cause i just know somebody gonna come runnin out with laptop or my toaster … 
)
(on occasion i still have to do a security check ’cause sometimes Mister forget to set the alarm
Like Whang said last night, ion be typing to say stuff to exercise my carpal tunnel. I is be knowing shyt & if I don’t ima ask before letting stupid shyt come out my mouth. Saying shyt just to say shyt mak-es you sound like an ass
Who you capping at? 
I know I ain’t got the answers to everything which is why I ask or go look for it.IF I care.If I don’t I just make stuff up 
I was just playing about your FOMILY being social services department real MVPs. I hope you got that 
If not we can go to war if you want to 
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Wait whet?
Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho
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No offense bruh but @Lurk…but your auntie? Prolly give the best head ever. :blow: A speech impediment? She wraps her vocal chords around…well its not like she using them. Ok. Imma stop typing now.
Our parents made sure we were well educated & we married educated folks too.
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@misu,
the article focuses on a government auditor’s report after the Social Security Administration’s inspector general who questioned the policy and is working to get it changed. so maybe your sister didn’t know about this specific policy? apparently it’s been going on for a while. jess tryna be helpful
u see plies video?
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JUST came off that nigas page
and 
@LURK Auntie give that FIYAH head
u see plies video?
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I am done with him every since he said it is some perfectly good puscee in between them knees. In re to knock kneed girls. And that niggas be sleepin on the glory that is in betwix them knock knees.
No offense bruh but @Lurk…but your auntie? Prolly give the best head ever. :blow: A speech impediment? She wraps her vocal chords around…well its not like she using them.
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goin to hell wit gasoline draws on for this shat!!!
:stop: Wait wait wait wait…..my coworker got on a jean overall dress and kitten heels.
this is not a drill! Im finna get a pic of this someway somehow
Looking like a farmer in the dell but a failure in the dell.
Ok now back to your regularly scheduled programs
@MisU
You gettin riled up or nah?? Trying to tell blog folks y’all was never really frens
MissyJ, I called her & she said, “did you just call me to tell me I’m wrong about my country cuz someone on a blog said so? Are you losing it? Get your ass back in the truck & focus on our babies instead of the damn internet.”
Why she make me feel like I was 13?
He tried “traditional” fall off a latter or in front of the store disability
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:crying1:
this is not a drill!
Ya’ll killing me today. @U please send me the pic if you get it. DM it. Email it.. anything please 
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lawd Bama
(on occasion i still have to do a security check ’cause sometimes Mister forget to set the alarm i get home and it’s off, so now EYE gotta set it, then go sit in the go-raj IN my car and listen for it to go off (cause i just know somebody gonna come runnin out with laptop or my toaster …
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You know what
Too funny…..but I just check the app on my phone to see what doors have been opened since I left home if the mister forget to set it… I’m gone join you over here 
cause we some paranoid heffas aint we?
She wraps her vocal chords around
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Fugging
and 
U finna put that on your tshirt or nah?
Hate 
You 
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I
@MisU…you really called her?? Have you and the babies made it yet?
Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho
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they said what else that mouf do…
please don’t take this the wrong way, misu…but your sister can’t possibly know every single SSA rule, policy and procedure. I work with lawyers and judges all day and even we have to research stuff cuz there’s always changes. #jesssayin
speaking for myself, i’m not saying you’re making stuff up just putting the comments into perspective, logically speaking.
they said what else that mouf do…
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Keep reading and you will KNOW.
*hangs head in shame*
how would I go about asking her this?
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You know what….err the investigator been in here outing folks y’all been on one….wait
…I think MisU started this trend when she made that child head explode
oh, maybe i read wrong…wouldn’t be the first time.
so your sister LIVES in Puerto Rico and is saying this isn’t true or she works for the SSA and is saying this policy isn’t true?
My brother who work for SSA called me, our SIL told him I’m losing it…bytch!
Bet them tattletales gonna tell my eldest sister who they elected mom since our parents passed away.
Him said you can get SSDisability if you live in PR but not SSIncome Supplement. #themoreyouknow. Then he told me I’m too old for blogs, to get off & take care of our babies.
what the heckhappened to that sentence *since* y’all ever type a post and hit submit, but before you screen refresh you see a mistake and try to change it…knowing it ain’t gone change…
This 14 yearold has killed in Bodymore this week and becaue he was holding “signs” up, folks commenting saying he deserved it. A FOURTEEN year old.
@MisU…you really called her??
Sissy poo.. can a foreign SPED get disability just cause they can’t read Eng????
Who said this?
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She said I am going to check these heffas
Sissy poo: Bish whet?
MISU: This yamp on a blog
Sissy Poo: *claps hands* Get off my phone wit this bull
I think MisU started this trend when she made that child head explode
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omg…that shyt was hilarious! I knew it was coming…I was reading the comments like, “wait for it…wait for it…” and then POP!!
damn, I wish we had an exploding head emote!
WhoDat says:
Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho
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No offense bruh but @Lurk…but your auntie? Prolly give the best head ever. :blow: A speech impediment? She wraps her vocal chords around…well its not like she using them. Ok. Imma stop typing now.
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I can’t couldn’t get mad if I wanted too. Cause you might just be right. She on husband #4, but got 6 kids that got 6 diff daddies.
Her oldest daughter got 4 by 3 different men. One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby. They all THOTS. Ain’t even shame to admit it.
She on husband #4, but got 6 kids that got 6 diff daddies.
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Turning mofos OWT with that spwech impediment. Stutterin all on that dack! :blow:
Then he told me I’m too old for blogs, to get off & take care of our babies
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You can tell your frens and fomily you on a blog :stop: They ain’t like us :crying1: The more you know.
@MisU
Some other folks on the blog have parents that weren’t ashamed of education either.
We teachers, lawyers, and sosha workers too
One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
is this
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*can’t
My brother who work for SSA called me, our SIL told him I’m losing it…bytch!
Him said you can get SSDisability if you live in PR but not SSIncome Supplement. #themoreyouknow
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ok, thanks for clarifying and sharing the info. truth be told, I wouldn’t know the difference one way or another.
:stop: how I’m unfriending folks? How I’m starting mess cuz I disagree? Why would I get riled up over a statement? I’m so misunderstood (see what I did there, I crack myself up).
girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
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Wait,u just re read this. She fukked thr girls DADDY and not Baby Daddy. Gave that bih a new sibling as payback?!?!
bama_n_jersey says:
One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
is this
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Hoe shyt
but I just check the app on my phone to see what doors have been opened since I left home if the mister forget to set it…
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Turning mofos OWT with that spwech impediment. Stutterin all on that dack! :blow:
^^^^^^^^
She da real MVP. I KNEW it. I already knew.
and Engineers…even though y’all say we special…but all of us ain’t…some are…well most are, but not all. *going to cry in the car*
WHAT GOES ON IN THIS BLOG, STAY IN THIS BLOG
You should have just asked a general question and not mentioned the blog
YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY 
AIN’T CHA!!! 
Bama, not yet at a rest stop. Had an issue with younger brother, he wouldn’t give me his suv to take all kids until I give him my BMW. He drives like a maniac. So we left late. Two more hours to go. No I didn’t actually call her, my niece was on phone with her so I asked her. Now I’m getting scolded. Y’all roses got me in trouble
@Nan…yours probably still better than mine…I got the one through Comcast…
VDot says:
girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
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Wait,u just re read this. She fukked thr girls DADDY and not Baby Daddy. Gave that bih a new sibling as payback?!?!
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One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
is this
BISH
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She said I am yo mammy now
Wait,u just re read this. She fukked thr girls DADDY and not Baby Daddy. Gave that bih a new sibling as payback?!?!
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You getting a new SISTER yew-bish-yew. *then fawks her BFF daddy*
I GOT TEARS. WEAK AS A SUMMABISH.
And he was smooth off in his 60’s easy. He dead now.? And her and her ex friend still fighting and shyt. Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
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Let me unplug your keyboard now.
Dis TEW Much.
*whispers* Did anybody get the
on camera?
So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby. They all THOTS.
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:crying1: Dub did try to warn me…
how I’m unfriending folks? How I’m starting mess cuz I disagree? Why would I get riled up over a statement? I’m so misunderstood
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Well chile I asked a question in jest but now see you are calling folks for blog references… soooo :whistles: I may be putting 2+2 together and getting 5 on account of the blog CLUE contest…
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
is this
BISH
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She said I am yo mammy now
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That’s what she wrote on the girl’s FB page. Something like, “You need to respect me, I’m bout to be your mama. Don’t make me put you in time out.”
These girls was in they late 20’s early 30’s. :eeK;
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aint nothing worse than an ol’ showoff negro!!
ust last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
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:stop: You don’t get to talk to me anymore :crying1:
Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
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whyyyyy lawd whyyyyyyy!!! :crying1:
“You need to respect me, I’m bout to be your mama. Don’t make me put you in time out.”
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**slaps LTL’s keyboard off his desk**
And he was smooth off in his 60’s easy. He dead now.? And her and her ex friend still fighting and shyt.
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Who get the dead deddy Social Security??.. Imma just tie all the convos together
MsTake im over here staking out her office waiting for her to pass by.
she bout 5″11. Them kitty heels mighta been stilettos at some point 
Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
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Watching Victor Newman on Y&R
But he ain’t nothing on Lurk people
Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
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Yep. They from down east NC too aint they? This solidified it. They probably in damn Greenville someplace. Wilson? I am too threw.
“You need to respect me, I’m bout to be your mama. Don’t make me put you in time out.”
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:crying1: :crying1:
#missyJSays says:
And he was smooth off in his 60’s easy. He dead now.? And her and her ex friend still fighting and shyt.
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Who get the dead deddy Social Security??.. Imma just tie all the convos together
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Sad case cause I think the lil girl is SpEd. She kinds oldish looking and she got her g-ma’s speech impediment.
This
Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
and this
“You need to respect me, I’m bout to be your mama. Don’t make me put you in time out.”
….I am
and gone. Lurker go the hell home now. Don’t you and the misses need some time befor ethe chirrens come home? Just GO!!!
@Taken, you can only get a disability check if you worked & are now unable to work. You would be receiving payments from the earnings you made when you worked. Per the topic Whitty posted, to receive disability payments because you do not speak English you’d qualify for SSI, not SSD. No scholar needed, that’s on the SS site, Google is yo frien.
@MissyJ, someone said I have family everywhere who knows all the ansas Taken & User, so I told them I did. I didn’t do it to make people feel insufficient about their careers or jobs. Now if you feeling some type way about it, that’s on you, I’m not responsible for your feelings.
How many of y’all sensitive roses? So I know who to address & who not to make cry on here cuz the way my patience is set up
WhoDat says:
Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Yep. They from down east NC too aint they? This solidified it. They probably in damn Greenville someplace. Wilson? I am too threw.
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DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA
Country as fukk
What yall tawkin bout
Sad case cause I think the lil girl is SpEd. She kinds oldish looking and she got her g-ma’s speech impediment.
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*goes to call Sandra on this fool
bama_n_jersey says:
….I am
and gone. Lurker go the hell home now. Don’t you and the misses need some time befor ethe chirrens come home? Just GO!!!
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My mama said she was gonna wait til Sunday, but she think they all need to go ahead and take a break from each other for a lil while.
Lurk9 will make you do some strange shyt.
uhm nan, as long as Saint Cinders Sue is yo gravi you have nary right to report antybody for misbehavior!
got soot all over the damn blog n shyt…folks couging!
Vili, Mary Kay, Georgia and Audrey Fualaau in NYC
The Daily News obtained exclusive intimate photos of the Fualaau family like you’ve never seem them before. Ahead of the highly anticipated Barbara Walters interview, disgraced teacher Mary Kay Letourneau, who began a relationship with her 12-year-old student in 1996, spent the day in the city with her husband and daughters looking like a normal family.
DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA
She get back in I ask what is that all about ma’am?
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They from the Nash County side sounds like. THEY LOVE TO FIGHT. For NO reason. Told you BFF from Wilson. Me, her, and her cousin rode up on a girl that was literally walking in a parking lot. At the now closed mall. Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like
Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.
BISH! Do that ish on your OWN time. I am here today to go to a BABY SHOWER. LAWD.
Jaden Smith is comfortable enough in his manhood to wear a dress in broad daylight.
The 16-year-old actor was spotted Thursday in Calabasas, California wearing a what appears to be a woman’s black dress.
Smith turned to Twitter yesterday to confess to wearing a dress.
“That Moment When Your Wearing A Dress With No Pants And You Swerve Way To Hard,” the 16-year-old actor wrote.
Tuesday, Smith revealed on Instagram that he went to the retail clothing store, Top Shop to buy some “girl clothes.”
“Went To TopShop To Buy Some Girl Clothes, I Mean “Clothes,” he wrote.
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@Taken, you can only get a disability check if you worked & are now unable to work. You would be receiving payments from the earnings you made when you worked. Per the topic Whitty posted, to receive disability payments because you do not speak English you’d qualify for SSI, not SSD. No scholar needed, that’s on the SS site, Google is yo frien..
All I did was make a joke about you having FOMILY that you can How to Be a Millionaire life line get the answers for on everything. Now if you sensitive about that I can’t help you cause I am still going to laugh about it. Cause it’s funny nothing malicious about it.Now if you want to go head and think somebody upset cool story bro 
How many of y’all sensitive roses? So I know who to address & who not to make cry on here cuz the way my patience is set up
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Tip voice: NUCCA IS YOU SERIOUS?
I didn’t ask you for the education on SS or disability. I wasn’t even deep into the facts. I might have been the LAST one trying to do the education
@whitty
@MisU
Just funning with you.. Now I hate explaining jokes cause it takes away the funny ubt We love when folks “flaunt” their education.. That’s where the Roads/Rose Scowler (play on being a Rhodes Scholar) joke came from.
This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like ? She get back in I ask what is that all about ma’am?
Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.
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is bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in
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She bout dat life
DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA
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lawd i got fam in Rocky Mount
Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop
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Taken! type “FOMILY” one more time, hear?!
I want to know Lurk family!
Lurk sell that chit to Twyla Perry!
I needs to see this !
Tuesday, Smith revealed on Instagram that he went to the retail clothing store, Top Shop to buy some “girl clothes.”
“Went To TopShop To Buy Some Girl Clothes, I Mean “Clothes,” he wrote.
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I went to high school with kids just like Jaden. Pseudo-intellectuals, call themselves rejecting society’s consumer driven class system and the outdated patriarchal ideals of gender roles. “Who says a skirt is for girls?” :eyeroll: Think they just came up with these ideas they all drive Benzes now
WhoDat says:
DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA
She get back in I ask what is that all about ma’am?
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They from the Nash County side sounds like. THEY LOVE TO FIGHT. For NO reason. Told you BFF from Wilson. Me, her, and her cousin rode up on a girl that was literally walking in a parking lot. At the now closed mall. Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like
Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.
BISH! Do that ish on your OWN time. I am here today to go to a BABY SHOWER. LAWD.
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WhoDat says:
They from the Nash County side sounds like. THEY LOVE TO FIGHT. For NO reason. Told you BFF from Wilson. Me, her, and her cousin rode up on a girl that was literally walking in a parking lot. At the now closed mall. Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like
She get back in I ask what is that all about ma’am?
Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.
BISH! Do that ish on your OWN time. I am here today to go to a BABY SHOWER. LAWD.
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Between 1990-1996, we used to go to Golden East Crossing Mall and just chill in the parking lot, cause it was bound to be something jumping off every Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday. Somebody start shooting, we just duck down in the car until the fracas clears. Then we’d all get out again. YOUNG & DUMB!
Complete coonery. Free entertainment at it’s best.
Uhh…I thought errbody was joking @MisU…I don’t think they were being serious. Is you one of them people like my daughter…real smart and only laugh at her jokes…errbody else jokes go over her head. well is you
Taken! type “FOMILY” one more time, hear?!
I know, right! 
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I went to high school with kids just like Jaden. Pseudo-intellectuals, call themselves rejecting society’s consumer driven class system and the outdated patriarchal ideals of gender roles. “Who says a skirt is for girls?”
YEP 
They think they are high level with the answers *giggles into hand* think everybody else dumb or vain…materialistic… meanwhile they pulling up to mansions,DRINKING $20 Starbucks drinks and going to Yale. Po boys ain’t putting on dressed unless they slanging boi poosay 
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THIS post reminds me of how MsTake be hiding in attics (after closing) of the Ponderosas when we go there on the 1st and 15th of every month. Talmbout she want Food Privacy :rollseyes:
they be 
Orkin man thinking they got mouse problems from the mess 
Except they’on be calling the police
i hate Taken :crying1:
iWasteTime says:
I want to know Lurk family!
Lurk sell that chit to Twyla Perry!
I needs to see this !
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Man me and BFF in our going to meeting clothes cause we had went to church, then lunch, then was gonna go to the baby shower. At lunch, her mama called BFF and was like get your cousin from work for me she at XYZ. I cant leave work right now (they ALL nurses). BFF ask me, I say no problem. After that there chit? We dropped lil cuz (she aint all that damn lil. She about 7 years younger than us. too damn old to be fighting) azz SMOOVE off.
Getcho azz OUT. I cant go to damn jail in my CHURCH clothes.
cant leave work right now (they ALL nurses).
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*sucks teef* she lyin
Between 1990-1996, we used to go to Golden East Crossing Mall and just chill in the parking lot, cause it was bound to be something jumping off every Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday. Somebody start shooting, we just duck down in the car until the fracas clears. Then we’d all get out again. YOUNG & DUMB
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saint cinders sue said:
i hate Taken :crying1:
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+1