Parisian police already have a suspect in custody following Kim Kardashian‘s highly publicized armed robbery at her Paris hotel. Kardashian claims 2 to 5 masked men dressed as Parisian police officers held a gun to her head and fled with over $10 million in jewels and other valuables.
At least that’s the story she’s giving the insurance company.
See the suspect after the break. Thanks to Instagram blog Teatenders for the tip.
I liiiiiiiiiive for that Joanne the Scammer thumbnail ?? no Godddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not so Caucasian now I see.
The robber will be paid off for a job well done.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
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The visual of Kim getting robbed…the bish stay taking selfies bet she was an easy target
Joanne taking over the internet I see
When a white woman says stop…Bish she means it.
Let’s get ready for this ass whooping bew.????
Surely, Kim was posting her every movement on social media. SMH
LMAAOOO , Love Joanne!
I LOVE JOANNE!!
A mess I live ??
“I’m in the middle of being fake. Let me call you back.” -Joanne the Scammer
LMBO
That had me screaming outside this morning!
Uttt? But you didnt. I saw you in the Walmart with your Michael Kors watch. Bish…it’s MINE.?
I can’t stop fukkin watching ????
Lmao Joanne the scammer stay in some shit I love the way her lips be twitching when she talks ????
*Cont’d from downstairs
Police fired warning shots into the air, triggering the stampede at the festival attended by an estimated 2 million people, he said.
However, Ethiopia’s opposition party disputed that account, saying that police fired live bullets into the crowd and as many as 120 people were killed.
Merera Gudina, chairman of the Oromo Federalist Congress, said the number of casualties was still unknown.
“This goes down as one of the darkest days in modern Oromo history,” Gudina told CNN.
The Oromo are Ethiopia’s largest ethnic group and make up at least a third of the country’s 100 million people. But they have been marginalized for decades, with tensions rising recently as the government promoted development that took over Oromo farmland.
During the 2016 Rio Olympic Games, athlete Feyisa Lilesa protested against what he said was unfair persecution of the Oromo people by the Ethiopian government.
1:30 ISH Crying.
Nice PR stunt Kim. #Icallbullshit #nosecurity #allalone #needinsurancemoney #attentionseeker #fadinglight
In the middle of one of my talents. Lying to a man. Let’s chat later-Joanne the Scammer.
Not Joanne the scammer tho! ? At 1:30ish…he gave her an approximate time and her hoe ass still wasn’t ready ???
Joanne penciled you in for a 1:30 dragging ???
#icant
“They be so mad, I be so Petty”. Joanne the Scammer.
*jacked
(CNN)A 14-year-old boy is in critical but stable condition after St. Louis Metropolitan police officers shot him, officials said Sunday.
Officers were investigating a possible carjacking Sunday morning when they encountered the unidentified black teen, St. Louis Metropolitan Police spokeswoman Leah Freeman said in a statement.
He started to flee, then turned around with a gun drawn and fired at least one shot at the officers, Freeman said.
“Fearing for their safety,” both officers returned fire, striking the teen, the statement said. He dropped the weapon and continued running until he was taken into custody.
The gun was found at the scene and is being processed. The incident is being investigated by the department’s Force Investigative Unit, which formed in 2014 to investigate use of deadly force incidents, and the Circuit Attorney’s Office.
Investigators are searching for any possible surveillance video in the area. The officers were not wearing body cameras and their vehicle did not have a dashboard camera, Police Chief Sam Dotson said in a news conference.
St. Louis Police officers do not have body cameras, though some sergeants participated in a pilot program testing the technology last year. Law enforcement agencies in the state began experimenting with the technology after the deadly police shooting of 19-year-old Michael Brown in Ferguson, a suburb of St. Louis.
Per department policy, both officers, who are white men, have been placed on administrative leave.
I just had caught up on Friday. Now it was 2 more.
Joanne was at the Slut Walk too????
White women love a schedule
Good Morning! Joann The Scammmmmer. BAWWWWWWAAAAAA
LOVE IT
This the same vid up top. I am crine. I needed this
Don’t they though? Itinerary lunatics ??
Hey Shuga – Just got to work 930 Week-end WAS AWESOME!!!!!
The Best Gift Mrs. KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! HAAAAAA
All of a sudden its a lot of black males pointing guns at the fuzz
I just don’t find him funny.
Lol Just scrolled back up and saw it ? The fukking timing is just too much. Who said God ain’t have a sense of humor?
Dies, often have you said that. Me at least once a week.
HA HA HA DIES again
lmao!!
They will pencil you in between the morning mimosa and having sex with the pool boy or right before the pta meeting.
K.
Daily. Folks say I got a voice too ??
They are reporting that 2 phones were taken…
I hope this is not the topic all day.
I woke up out of sleep to tell you…I am a legend. Joanne the Scammer.
We done turned my mama and one of bf’s aunts on to Joanne. Priceless. The aunt be like the funny internet white woman with a beard??
Honestly and truly. Honestly. Truly.
“In the middle of scamming a Trump supporter, I’ll text you later.” -Joanne the Sammer
My lippie is popping. In other news it’s Monday hola ??
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Yes it’s a kiki… He got that down pack
this story sound suspect as hell..
When I say he has how white women act down to a T? Weak.
lololol!!
I love Joann
What culla????
did you watch the last episode of jim & chrissy?
That’s why he so funny. ???
Huh??? WTF?? I’m lost on Joanne. What does this have to do with the robbery??
I hope they stole her butt pads and that ninjas in Paris was playing in background ?
This was one of the most NICEST, SUBTLE, RELAXED intro’s you have come in with in a LONG TIME! LOL Good morning.
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Yes.? someone asked him why is the character Joanne a white woman. He responded I was raised by white women. This all I damn know. ?
She’s a scammer. She be thieving. It’s been said that Kim’s $10milly theft was a hoax. That’s what a rich white woman would do (see: Ryan lochte)
Heller hunny
Punk couture ? I think I’m one behind. I didn’t see a new one for Thursday.
And don’t forget their botox treatment, heroin hour and meth minute.
We’re going to get these posts all day huh? Okay.
I know right. Subtle idgaf about bitch up top so ignore all together ?
Ohhhh lol lol hehehe Man we live in a crazzzy world. Thanks for the info.
Hey wifey ?
You should see my open msn page on my desktop. Yeah it’s gonna be all over the media like the oj chase. All damn day. ?
“If you were messy today, be messy again tomorrow.”
She’s a multi millionaire she doesn’t have security?
So yall see how they clowning Fat Avant on sosha media? Tambout he was singing “I can read your mind, baby. I know what you’re eatin’…”
And going to the Range Rover dealership and faking back pain for percocet
He fat now????????? Damn he was so fine tho!!!!!
Fat as fukk!
This story is annoying, but I’d bet money it’s real. Them Kardianashens ain’t stupid. You don’t fake shît like this unless you’re White. Yea I know, they’re White. They ain’t Lochte White though. They know better. I don’t pay much attn to this person Joanne. However watching the above video I’m guessing Obama care doesn’t cover dental? He needs to scam some Invisalign?
Yeah like the camera men could not help her
Jokes pon jokes. Two different stories. Auntie trying to get us going on this goodt Monday morning.
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He’s been chunky for a while now. I saw him about 3 years ago.
Goes to do my googles
Then he done hid it well……….until now. LOL
Wait whet?! He’s fat now?
BISH!
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Fat AS FUKK!
They can’t schedule in with botox because most like to pretend like they aint had work done.
Awww ?
Bloop!
Lawd! Lemme go try to find him.
Really?! Pics or it didn’t happen. ?
They ain’t hard to find. Trust me, you can’t miss him. LOL
PUT IT ON A BUMPER STICKER, BOO!
I heard about this but I need proof preferably with my ?. Its such a shame children that age are carrying weapons and are up to no good. The cops in St. Louis can’t be trusted tho so we will see. Im trying to find out some info on the story you posted about the Ethiopians. Very interesting read.
It must be a bad pic/angle and/or photoshopped. I saw that pic. I saw dude not too long ago at a mutual friends house, allegedly. He’s big…ger…But not Timbaland big…Like he looks in that picture…He’s more of a fit-fat type of thing. Has a good 6 weeks at the gym then starts slackin…Like most men over a certain age?
http://www.iloveoldschoolmusic.com/omg-remember-avant-see-why-folks-are-cyber-bullying-the-hell-outta-him/
Here we go!
That bitch will do anything for attention.
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In his defense. he was kinda sitting on a stool. You know some folks’ midsections look larger when they are seated. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/783d0151878039aaf1217e8b5faa99fba71804273f4c329c8676975a5ca75ef1.jpg
No you didn’t
HMM…SO HE’S ALLEGEDLY FAT JUST NOT AS FAT AS THE STREETS GOT HIM LOOKING?
He looked Timbaland football fat from the pic I seen. LOL
Whoa! I wasn’t ready. ?
with a 1 on 1 fight in my brand new Gucci heels.
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This IS hilarious…Fighting with heels, yet alone Gucci. DIES AGAIN
So I just went to his IG & I agree with you.
Secret appointment. They under the guise of a “check up”. LOL
Lol…too funny.
Yeah Lolow, He’s definitley big…ger. Plus he’s a shortie. Compact. So it adds to the illusion. First thing I thought when I allegedly saw him. You can tell from the handshake tho that there’s lots of fitness in there? They playin him right now. He ain’t sloppy fat like @DTTS?
What’s his IG?
Either Kim is bad luck chuck or a dayum liar. Amazing how the most unluckiest things always happen to her
I’m not a makeup girl, but LOVE some of the looks, and I’m slowly trying to start off with some cute lip colors. I LOVE the matte lippie look.
The last episode was the naked beach party. #sodead
Hi!
Brend – This story does not add up where was her entourage? I call BS.
What do you call? Carryout?
Hope you had a good week-end.
*Goes to Netflix. *
*dead*
Teeheehee ?
Me either I do lip gloss and a lippie here and there. It’s a matte purple from mac. Lipstick is the extent of my make up talk. I’m gonna watch it at work in a little. SMH I just know it was a mess
I’ve put MamaButter and AuntButters onto Shirleen. The last time I was home, MamaButter and I almost got in trouble at church since we were sniggling and carrying on. MamaButter said the mistress of ceremony reminded her of Shirleen. I lost it.
OK GOT IT! SWOLE NOT FAT…
I feel like….sommem ain’t right too…I smell a stunt. Uhhhh…won’t it bout a couple days ago that some dude got caught by security trying to kiss her butt [implants]? I don’t think that caught enough buzz so now somebody robbed her at gun point. But the butt kisser got chased off by security REAL DAMN QUICK tho. What’s missing? I need my calculator.
Carryout? You’re hilair?
We need a new post. My patience and nice demeanor is done
-CHUCKLES-
Yeah. Like my vagina after sex??
I’M GOING TO PLANT THESE NEW PALM TREES RIIIIIGHT……….HERE
:KONA:
@avantmusic
Excuse for some pics to be leaked…
How appropriate my fav tree ??
What is that? People will do anything for fame!
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Michel’le is on Wendy today. ?
Bump that.
OUT THE DOOR!???
Chile, watching right now!! Wow wee!
Yeah those few pics are more representative of what I remember. Thinking back? I shoulda been checkin out tha booty. Prolly juicy? Makes my body rock, keeps me sizzlin??????
Extremely larger. Mine is sitting in my lap RAT NOW! LOL
From the World Class Wrecking Crew?
Or bootie to Big for bodti?
Dre & Suge’s ex
I just don’t understand where her bodyguards were. The same guards that allowed a man to kiss her ass? How, Sway?
I HOPE IT’S ON TV GO!!! TUNING NOW…I CAN’T WAIT FOR HER MOVIE!
I’m speechless ?
I’m speechless ?
Poor Avant???
Poor Avant???
Fat Avant. LOL
Fat Avant. LOL
He still fine tho. I would still take him home. Okay not home. Bc it’s a man there. To the hotel.
He still fine tho. I would still take him home. Okay not home. Bc it’s a man there. To the hotel.
I would date him.
I would date him.
Either or. Or somewhere in between.
Either or. Or somewhere in between.
This happened to me about a week ago. I was like, “So, this is 30? Le weep.” I’ve been exercising whilst watching tv ever since. LOL
This happened to me about a week ago. I was like, “So, this is 30? Le weep.” I’ve been exercising whilst watching tv ever since. LOL
Bussy be on Tucks.
Bussy be on Tucks.
LOL..
LOL..
Everyone always says how nice he is. Always read that about him.
Everyone always says how nice he is. Always read that about him.
Are there any of him on that stool with a white shirt on and a some GLAD bag pants on?
In the brief interaction we had, he was extremely nice. He smelled really good too, but I’m sure y’all already knew that.
I need to find my head phone, it will be over.
Very nice. I wanted to eat his ass just based off his hospitality alone?
I would too. But some chick I know done already had him. IDK what happened with that but, yeah. No. LOL
This the first time i heard of her.
Have y’all seen this Joanne the Scammer gem? ???https://youtu.be/IVPAkv0V9Ak
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Say what now??
Where’s the pic?
Morning, Roses!
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LMAO
I’m still on this “diet” that I cheat on every weekend. HEP ME. LOL But I made some BADASS shrimp zucchini “fettuccini” during my meal prep yesterday.
I need that recipe babe. Thanks in advance!
Am I wrong for not having any feelings about this topic? Am I that anti-Kardashian that I can’t muster up a seed of sympathy for this girl?
We both are!! A mess!!
That’s canceled. We don’t need coffee…we have sparkling water.
Yessss????
you keep millions of dollars of jewelry laid over the hotel tv? i’m confused. isn’t there a hotel safe for that?
Chiiiiiile….I LIVE!!!!!!! Like a Caucasian woman from dynasty in the 80s I simply liveeeee dahling lol ????
Ugh. This means she is talking huh?
I’M MAD…IF I WANNA RUN MY CELL BILL UP THAT’S MY BUSINESS! HOW DARE THEY DENY ME CHANNELS BECAUSE I’M NOT ON MY HOME WI-FI…THAT’S WHAT THE DAMN TV IS FOR!!! DUH
Yes ma’am. She’s talking about her Lifetime movie. How she wishes she would’ve slept with Tupac.
New post
SO GOOD…..
Zucchini ribbon
1lb shrimp
Yellow bell peppers
olive oil
salt
pepper
garlic powder
Lay on flat baking sheet. 400 degrees for 8 minutes
^^^^^ THEIR RECIPE
YONI’S Recipe
Zucchini ribbon
MASS shrimp (I’m doing meal prep)
GREEN bell peppers (that was all I had)
Mushrooms
Olive oil
FISH SAUCE (in place of salt – all you need are two to three squirts)
Worchestershire pepper (get you some)
Garlic powder
400 degrees 8 mins
Bish you done lived enough of the crew. Shut up
I thank you kindly. Your version sounds delectable.
Enjoy.
He’s definitely chunked up a little. To me, it’s not as as bad as people are making it sound.
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Joanne aint do it!! She prefers drug lords and horse tranquilizers LMAO
That fake itch didnt get robbed.. Pimp granny Kris devised that master plan to keep their names in the tabloids. Her whore wasnt getting enough attention cause of Brad Pitt and Jolie. Do better whores!
coulda pulled the trigger and ended our turmoil
yup.
see above.
Gotta milk that 15 minutes for all it’s worth.
CTFU That lil piece of hair coming out the mask?!?!?! I can’t stand Joanne ? ? ? ?
She is guarded better than fort Knox. Give us a break already attention whore.
SHIIII. I am that anti.
Two to five masked men? Can’t she count? Scam for publicity.
someone made a good point of the fact that they are shooting for their show, so where was the camera crew. I feel bad for her
That was my first thought!
when your show’s ratings are in the toilet… any attention will do I see……
Lol ? was not expecting this saw this last night on the gram. Joan the scammer is to funny. I assumed it was for attention(the robbery) if true hopefully the catch the theif.
Can someone explain how she got out of the handcuffs and got away unharmed? I mean in situations like this, people are roughed upped or worse. Also, I agree how there was no one else there when she travels with a gang of “yes ma’am.” Didn’t she just have a close encounter with an ass kissing fan this week? Why would you not beef up security. Plus given the fact the hotel is so private (no website or public listings, only word of mouth bookings) how did they even know to go there especially when everyone would be gone.
Yeah I call major BS on this story. I think they did it for the insurance scam. If she is lying, I hope they Ryan Lochte her ass into oblivion. If she is not, I hope she takes this opportunity to recover–in private for a very long time.
Robbery is very traumatic, I hope this woman is not pullin a publicity stunt. That would be an all time low even for her. On another note, they just wanted the real jewels, not her jewels… I had to.LOL
I’m sure they were filming the new season for Keep up with the Kardashian with this gun to her head.
Wow, I can’t believe half of the discussions I just read, I’m not a Kim fan but to say “they should have pulled the trigger” really shows how disgusting our world has become, half of you on here protesting about black lives and that’s all and good but you don’t care about someone else life but get sensitive when a black life is taken regardless of their history. We all need help!
The mustache slipping through. STFU! ??
This is the most logical comment in the thread
Someone said Kanye planned this to legit get out of performing his concert and keeping the check!
I also heard the jewelry wasn’t hers, it was borrowed – There’s no way she could afford such a thing.
Yes when I saw it this morning I thought let me find out Joanne know something about the “robbery” LMAO
I’m going to have to experiment with fish sauce. MASS shrimp, lol.
Fish sauce has a Chinese food flavoring. It’s SAAALLLTTTY because it’s made of anchovies. But I LOVE IT! I like anchovies too. BUT that smell????!! Will knock yo socks off! Smells like a petrie dish of 20 infected whores.
Lawd, let me stick to sea salt then. I don’t want to sweat out 20 funky whores whilst exercising. Ahem, I see you’ve been cutting up all day.
Your comment is spot on. You summed up a whole mindset clearly evident in the comments.
The wave at the beginning may be the funniest part
She is soo attention starved…. Maybe now she will stay her arse at home with her kids… Instead of snap chatting and instagraming all of her life and $$$ like a classless teenager.
Crazy how her man runs around with ski masks on pretending to be harder than what they really are and then she really got to meet a person with a face mask on and she was robbed…
Best post ever!!! Kim always has bodyguards with her. North West doesn’t believe Kim was robbed at gunpoint. And for $10 million worth of jewelry?!. Kim has been watching too many of Joanne’s videos.
“We don’t believe you, you need more people.” – Me to Kim’s lying ass.
Uhhhh…..Dont she have like 15 body guards???##LIESTHEYTELL##
I absolutely love Joanne the Scammer ?
The bodyguard needs to be fired ASAP
A 2 for 1 she gets fake publicity and kanye helps pay off his debt
LOL those Dashians are a mess!!
This is a human being first. Woman, wife and mother. I hope she heals from this and is safe going forward.
No sympathy. You’re prancing around Paris half-naked and wearing a four million dollar ring. Kimye worship material things. Why on earth would you have ten million dollars worth of jewels in your apartment without armed guards inside and outside of the place? Why even do it in the first place? I don’t feel sorry for her. She’s fake. Kanye’s fake. The whole Kartrashian coven is fake, including fatboy Robert and his stripper baby mama. Rob them all for all I care. Rob them all.
He makes good music….
She was in her room. Maybe the bodyguards were in their rooms also. I don’t think the security sleep with her.
JOANNNNNEEEE
Just last week she thanked him for helping her get the guy who kissed her butt… Now he is to be blamed??
Oh that bodyguard is getting his own show soon…have you seen his IG?? He s a celebrity himself
Lol
Those robbers must have had lots of self control. Me? I would have had to have smacked her around. A lot.
PMK on PR control
Of course she can’t count.
And so these “masked” men – break into Kim K-West Villa and don’t take anything but 10M in jewelry? Nothing but jewelry with the infamous Kim K-West tied up and bound in the bathroom? No Ray J Action? Nothing? Ok and on the next episode of ……
*nose laugh*
Ctfu?????
Ctfu?????
I don’t think he’s funny either. It’s that psychological mob mentality. The mob influences each individual’s behavior to think he’s funny even though he’s not funny . I hope I’m explaining that right.
Where’s Kim’s pants, did they steal those too?!???!?????,??
In all fairness to the robbers, they know Kim’s box has seen many punches they aren’t willing to run up in it. Nooo! LOL.
Bet it won’t ever happen to Bey.
so NOT buying this story! #insideJob