Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive . . .
After months of lies, trickery and deceit, singer Beyonce has released a new video to further manipulate the media and her crazy Stans.
Remember I told you last month that I’d spoken at length with a source who works for a mainstream publication?
Well, according to the source, who begged for anonymity, it was determined through the coordinated efforts of other mainstream publications and photo wire services, that Beyonce has not been seen or photographed entering or leaving a doctor’s office for prenatal care over the past 6 months.
We’ve seen many paparazzi photos of Beyonce entering and leaving several office buildings in NYC, but sources confirm there are no obstetrics or gynecology offices located in those buildings.
Anyone who has ever given birth over the last 100 years knows that prenatal visits are a mandatory requirement for the health of any baby. But even though Beyonce now claims to be 8 months pregnant (lol) — she has not been seen visiting a doctor’s office every week, or even bi-weekly, as is the norm for a woman in the 3rd trimester.
But she has been seen getting on planes and flying in her 3rd trimester, even though there is an increased risk of developing blood clots on airplanes when flying long distances.
This is only the latest in a series of missteps by Beyonce since she surprised the world with her magical “pregnancy” on the MTV VMAs in September.
In order to cover up the glaring discrepancies, sources say Beyonce hastily made this video below, which she claims was filmed on Sept. 23rd — but our sources confirm was actually shot sometime this month. In the video the immature 30-year-old “Party” singer giggles uncontrollably as she admits that she “pretended” not to be pregnant by wearing spandex bodysuits to flatten her tummy.
It was necessary for Beyonce to tell that lie to explain why she showed no obvious signs of pregnancy when she performed on the Jimmy Fallon Show in late August — when she was supposedly 5 months pregnant!

Maybe just maybe she has enough money to have her Doctor or midwife make home visits. She probably travels with her doctor.
I saw someone on another site say she’s calculating her pregnancy based on a Camel Time Line not human.
people are so wrong.
I love bey but this pregnancy conspiracy is getting out of hand. She was better off just keeping it under wraps like she did her relationship/marriage in the beginning stage. On another note, maybe she’s just carrying small as I am 4mths and don’t even have a pudge yet
Child, that don’t mean nuthin. I don’t let nobody photograph me on my trips to the free clinic
in fact I go incog. I wear my big mamas wig, I paint on a Cindy Crawford mole, I wear those big I get my azz beat by my husband type of house wife sunglasses that cover ur entire face…And I use the alias Ron Mexico…Speaking of Mexico…Thats where I fill my prescriptions too…The anti inflamatory cream…Those lil blue pills…The lil red ones that reduce breast tissue for men…Not to mention that green gel that stimulates the hair folicles…Which has been working wonders btw…Especially rounst the crown of my head…Girrrrl if people new about all that I wouldn’t get no play 
8 months
when the surrogate gives birth bey will claim she went into labor at home, had a midwife deliver, no hospital visit, no witnesses.
i REALLY want to believe B, but oooo child she sure makes it difficult!! Honestly Aunt Sandy idk what to think. But the remark about the “Camel Time Line” is hilarious!! Showin out!!
Anyways…go check out my new video that I just posted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7rkyFt83eQ
that wig in that video is awful, everything else eh
Thanks for posting today, Auntie! I told you I cared.
She should’ve released this video the same day that paper came out. (No comment on her using a paper with herself on the cover).
I could hold up yesterday’s paper tomorrow and say it was the date the paper came out who would know the difference?
I think Bey is messing with Sandra at this point.
I want a home water birth/delivery and I want E Badu to be my doula/midwife #dontjudgeme
Beyonce is smart, The more people conspire about whether she is pregnant or not, the higher the asking price will be for the baby pictures. We are the ones (Sandra included) that make these people richer.
So how do we explain the new pictures with her pudgy face looking like Princess Fiona? I can’t believe you devoted a whole discertation to this woman’s fetus.
Although some things are fishy with Bey and the pregnancy, that pregnant woman face cannot be disputed. There is no prosthetic for that spreading nose. That is real live pregnancy side effects.
Ha! Guess she just taking flintstone vitamins……smh! @neosoulrocstr …..
When was it revealed how far along she is? We don’t know what trimester she is in. Anyway, she’s super duper rich. As private as her and Jay are I could see them using a concierge doctor who makes house calls. I could also see her being whisked away to the doctor’s office on the sneak tip.
SHE NEVER UNTIL THIS VIDEO SAID HOW FAR ALONG SHE WAS, NOR DID SHE GIVE A DELIVERY DATE, BIRD. ON PERSON SAID FEBRUARY AND EVERYONE ELSE RAN WITH IT. IF YOU LOOK AT THE DANCE FOR YOU VIDEO YOU CAN VERY WELL TELL SHE IS PREGNANT AS WELL. HER UETRINE AREA IS VERY ENLARGED. SANDRA ALL THIS REPORTING THAT YOU ARE DOING IS ONLY UPING HER NETSCORE, WHICH IS USED FOR THE FORBES LIST.
I’m sure Beyonce can care less about what any of us say or think, I’m actually enjoying the fact that she is keeping the Bloggers watching her every move. I’m sure she has read the paper … All press is good press !! I bet any amount of money if she actually did show a tasteful naked pregnant photo, some still won’t believe she’s pregnant !!
Some say that because she is normally a private person why wouldn’t she be private about her pregnancy? Maybe because she was excited, I think certain people are upset because she was able to share the news of her pregnancy before they were able too.
@ Bird: In the interview with the Australian host, which you can view here, the host clearly said Beyonce was due in February (at the 9:20 mark). Only she could have told him that. Why would he just pick a date out of thin air?
BandanaMac says:
o how do we explain the new pictures with her pudgy face looking like Princess Fiona?
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What pudgy nose you are referring to? THIS PICTURE was taken Nov. 20 (last week). Her nose looks the same to me.
Ummm ok so when have we EVER seen Bey go to doctor, dentist, plastic surgeon,….anything? Wack.
Heyy, I hope you had a great Thanksgiving! When I saw this video last night on “Dem Other Blogs” I rushed here knowing that I would see some reference to it… It was so funny my husband and I laughed for a while…Queen Yonce probably has home visits.
“Oh BABY!”…”OH …Tard”
Where is Beyonce right now? Don’t know do we? I don’t get why people care or not. Whether she get that baby from her snatch or someone else’s, that baby doing better than me in the womb than I will ever do.
Also, Kim K show come on tonight and according to something ZMT said, they gone make Kris H. be the bad guy. Still won’t watch.
Since when does gossiping = caring about them? Whatever your or my opinion is remember it’s all gossip.
Some people are gossiping, some are obsessing over it. BIG difference IMO.
This is all for media folly…entertainment. Thanks Sandra
I will miss Kim’s show tonight will have to catch it on the back end. I have to watch Soul Train Awards/RHOA tonight.
Sandra really this obsession with Beyonce’s uterus is downright scary, its odd.. Sandy u can analyze this all u want, I’m still a fan, and I still think she preggars
This video actually proves nothing except she is ‘tarded as someone mentioned above….
She had serious money and her doctor probably makes house calls.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so over this Beyawnce ish! @Sandrarose can we get a post on how hood those soultrain awards were! lol….how Tamar looked like she was soooo nervous she was gonna sh*t on herself (but she actually sounded good).
Jimmy Fallon was taped in July, when she was 4 months. I work w/ a girl who is 5-6 months and hardly shows. Not defending, just saying.
o0o beyonce why don’t you have your camel already cuz I doubt anyone would want to pay attention to her boring as after that.
Daisy says:
I want a home water birth/delivery and I want E Badu to be my doula/midwife #dontjudgeme
Judge? That’s like my dream birth scenario too! Oh and add a little humming by Ms. Badu and a personalized mix of “Orange Moon” and other lullaby friendly Badu.
I’ve had a water birth w/midwife but don’t plan on having a home birth until we’re in a house I don’t think I want to eventually sell.
Well, the rich can afford to have their doctors visit them…..or go in one door and out the other.
However, I don’t believe Beyaki is pregnant. I do believe that there is an actually surrogate afoot—–and god bless her.
P.Y.T says:
o0o beyonce why don’t you have your camel already cuz I doubt anyone would want to pay attention to her boring as after that.
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kind of harsh words to say about an unborn baby, no matter how you feel about the person carrying it.