According to TMZ.com, struggling rapper Yung Berg caught a vicious beat down in a nightclub melee last night somewhere. I won’t bore you with the details. But once again, Berg denies any such rumors in a video clip that he hurriedly put online this morning. Isn’t Hip Hop pathetic when all we can talk about are rappers going to prison or getting stomped out?
Who??? Oh, the one that made the “dark butt” comment? Good for his azz.
Folks were roasting Young Berg left and right on twitter
some one on twitter said his real name is Rob N. Beatmeson
bahahahaha
Me don’t likey studio ganstas.
Who is this guy? What does he do?
he is irrevelant!
*raises hand*
What song(s) does he rap?
Who/What is Yung Berg?
I went to h.s. with him….lame then…lame now! lol..I have the yearbook pics to prove
young who he needs to get beat down for trying to step back into the spotlight
You all, especially Sandra and Charles, are going to miss me when I briefly return to the plantation until I get my radio show going.
He needs to give it up. I can’t call him a flop because he never had a hit.
yea… he had that “sexy lady” song and “sexy can i” with rayj… but thats about it lol
Girl sit down with that foolishness
I really feel bad for him… He needs to give up.
So we now know the identity of the guy who caught the beatdown on the bus?
Windycity please show us yearbook pics! I hope he saved all his coins from the one hit he had!
This negro is pathetic.
Who gives a damn about his one hit wonder having azz.
Good afternoon SR Fam!
He needed a beatdown for those dark butt comments he made!
Didn’t he do that Whack Azz song called “The Business” also. He is whack, but he still had 3 more hits than Rasheeda.
I see he didn’t get his chain back. LMAO!!
Punk beotch!
qtipthecat Says:
Didn’t he do that Whack Azz song called “The Business” also. He is whack, but he still had 3 more hits than Rasheeda.
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@ Attymom: CONGRATS!
LadyJustice *\o/* Says:
some one on twitter said his real name is Rob N. Beatmeson
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It’s a damn shame when you’re known as a professional a** whoopin victim.
scandalous I caught that DEAD!!!!
SR says
Isn’t Hip Hop pathetic when all we can talk about are rappers going to prison or getting stomped out?
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or brag about getting out of jail too early and gifting expensive ass cars at fundraisers
Quitta Says:
This negro is pathetic. Who gives a damn about his one hit wonder having azz.
Good afternoon SR Fam!
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Quitta!!!!!!!!!! Where you been???
Quitta Says:
This negro is pathetic. Who gives a damn about his one hit wonder having azz.
Good afternoon SR Fam!
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Quitta!!!!!!!!!! Where you been???
OMG
@ladyjustice. Somehow I looked all over your comment about that name. I just woke my baby up
I could really careless if he got beat down or not
I find lil Wayne’s bottom grill removal more interesting infact.
@LJ
@Shauny Why you gotta come at TI, at least his music is HAWT
Hey mirs mommy mommy!! *waves* Yeah I’ve been MIA cause I lost my job. So I was taking care of business and pissed off at the same time.
@Quitta Sorry to hear that
It’s a darn shame!!!! when will the circus entertainers learn!!!!
Thanks Daisy
Girl sit down with that foolishness
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could you be inside my head….
cuz if you were referring to what I think you were referring to….we are >>>>>here<<<<<< 
They are going to push him until he kills someone – mark my word!
Quitta….
don’t worry sweetie, thats the trending topic in america right now…jobs come and they go. You’ll find another one in no time.
Quitta Says:
Hey mirs mommy mommy!! *waves* Yeah I’ve been MIA cause I lost my job. So I was taking care of business and pissed off at the same time
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Awwww, Quitta, I’m so sorry to hear that. Maybe it was lost, just to be replaced with something better….
I always try to think positive. Keep ya head up.
cuz if you were referring to what I think you were referring to….we are >>>>>here<<<<<<
KRYSAAYYYYY, I SAY KRYSSAAYYYYY I WAS THINKIN THE SAME THANG!
I spit water all over my screen!
Thanks Krysi.
That’s so true, they come and they go. But it got to me because of how they did it. He said I had until Friday to leave, here I am thinking it was within 2 weeks, no he wanted me to go that same week. Then he said oh but if you like you could leave today (which was on a Monday). I made Monday my last day. They knew this all along why not tell me ahead of time. I would of gave common courtesy to let them know I’m leaving, but they couldn’t do the same for me. :mad1: I have a kid to feed.
KRYSAAYYYYY, I SAY KRYSSAAYYYYY I WAS THINKIN THE SAME THANG!
I spit water all over my screen!
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wait, wait….you tom bout what im tom bout???? we >>>>>>here<<<<<< …..
cuz if we ARE!!!
@ scandalous and KrysiJ
GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!
Thanks Mirsmommy. I will. I have my son to think about. Can’t go feeling sorry for myself, it’ll only make things worse.
KRYSI I SWEAR FO GOD WE NEED TO HANG OUT!
That’s so true, they come and they go. But it got to me because of how they did it. He said I had until Friday to leave, here I am thinking it was within 2 weeks, no he wanted me to go that same week. Then he said oh but if you like you could leave today (which was on a Monday). I made Monday my last day. They knew this all along why not tell me ahead of time. I would of gave common courtesy to let them know I’m leaving, but they couldn’t do the same for me. I have a kid to feed.
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I know babe….but you know, people have gotten pretty cold and heartless these days….simply because they are dealing with just as much and they usually take it out on other folks….he or she may lose their job in a few months…trust me….its been going around since this recession hit…SMH, its a damn shame.
i can’t breeve!!! yall gon’ get me throwed off the plantation! it hurts trying to laugh quietly…face all red, eyes watering and ish!
Hi all new to the community…..I think this is sad people might have more respect for you if you admitted it.You don’t gotta lie about it.
@ BROWN and SPEAKS
why i keep scrolling up to #14….to BURST OUT LAUGHING LIKE HE SAYING SOMETHING NEW EVERYTIME!!!
I will re-post this from the other site I wrote this on….
#DearYungTurd You should really get to your job at burger king your rap career can’t pay for all of those borrowed jewelry you have .You can’t fool anyone but yourself into believing you are famous.
xoxo Missy a concerned fan of music…
Krysi and Brown I would send yall to the KONA but that wouldnt be punishment
yall are some FOOWELLS!!!
@Scand YOU DID THAT
@Quitta, they (some white folks) unjustly kicked my off the corporate plantation. Let’s just say I am handling my business.They won’t do that to another Black person again.
Keep your head up. They now want me back. 
Krysi I really CANT STAND YOU right now
Attorneymom, Sis, you ain’t going nowhere!But I’m happy fo’ ya!
lemmeborrowadolla!
KRYSI I SWEAR FO GOD WE NEED TO HANG OUT!
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*hand on BROWN shoulder holding on for dear life from weakness*
I HOPE AIN NOBODY CAUGHT ON…cuz its extra funny as an INSIDE JOKE!!!!
it hurts so bad….everybody wondering why I keep bursting out laughing for no reason!!!
@ Quitta, I was just thinking about you yesterday and I wanted to ask around… Sorry to hear you lost your job. Was it because of the economy or you think it may have been your job performance??
I was wondering where Crislex was as well…
@Quitta- Sawwy to hear about you losing your job…You will get back on your feet eventually……
@AM- Congrats…shout me out when you on your radio show..(I probably won’t hear it though
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I got the message too @ scandalous. You so damn stoopid. You just popped in to say that and left, just like that huh?
And I caught on to what y’all were talking about from the start….
delusion de·lu·sion (d?-l&oomacr;’zh?n)
n.
A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness.
lol – Why they keep snatching hta boys chan and who was the white guy that was stealing licks at the store opening that one day. Didn’t he even get an open hand face slap?
nob*tchassness
Young Berg is not the only one in denial.
delusion de·lu·sion (d?-l&oomacr;’zh?n)
n.
A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness.
@Cinderalla STOP IT I SAY
I cant I just cant!
Krysi there must be alot of room on the inside cause we are all >>>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<<<
@ AM, yeah same here (white folks). But I’m glad to hear you’re doing/did something about it. Best of luck to you AM and thank you, I will keep my head up.
@Pretty SHUT YO MOUTH Snoop is not chillin with Beau?!?
Damn I HATE THIS JOBbbbbbbb I wanna be home watching TV!
Quitta sorry about the loss. It will get better for all of us – I CAN FEEL IT
Is it 2 Cinderella’s or did you lose your pic… :confused:
I need answers…….
CINDERELLA!!! YOU JUST MADE ME CHOKE ON MY FRUIT SNACK!
@All you ppl laffin at that inside joke: SMH and ^5
Ive been lurking lonnnngg enuff to know exactly whats so funny LMAO LMAO
missy Says:
I will re-post this from the other site I wrote this on….
#DearYungTurd You should really get to your job at burger king your rap career can’t pay for all of those borrowed jewelry you have .You can’t fool anyone but yourself into believing you are famous.
xoxo Missy a concerned fan of music…
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You is a fool.
KRYSI I NEED UR EMAIL STAT!
I was getting ready to ask the same thing @ Missy but first I had to clear my cookies before I asked.
Daisy, Brown, Speaks, Kayla’s, CindERELLA…SCANDOLOUS!!!!!
im dying…I PROMISE TO GOD im dying!!!
Who the hell is this Kid? Never seen, heard nor spoke about him. What popcorn crap does this hoodMr.Rat in training, dance, krunk, sing, and rap about. Does he hail from the Westend with Spooky n’ em?
DAYUM!! I mean really. Er’body is a celebrity..Thank you YOUTUBE: home of your business is now everybodies business.
scandalous1, KrysiJ, BrownSuga, and all the others, please get to the Kona now.
As soon as I saw scandalous1’s comment, it was ova from there. I can only imagine the facial expression that was made, when those words were typed.
Missy!!!
STOOOOOOOOOOPID!! WHO DEY HELL IS HE
KRYSI I NEED UR EMAIL STAT!
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He-he hell. F*** the
crew. You dumb bunnies won’t be laughing real soon. Now kiss what I twist and I don’t mean my ankle or wrist. Now that is all the attention you will get from me today. Carry on.
@Krysi I am DEAD and walking around heaven
Ppl dying that aint never died before on this one 
Longtime lurker, recently registered. Sometimes you gotta come out the woodwork though, cause maaaan, I aint gonna say…. yall know.
@Gouch…this is “Sexy can I?” dude. ‘Memba? he dont do “dark butts”….
Heeeyyyy Ms.kaylamomma!!! *waves* Aww aren’t you so sweet.
Too long to tell. But they gave me some bullsh*t excuse, “seniority”. But let me say it definitely wasn’t due to my performance, I was hella good. The horn goes toot toot. :lolol: I’ve been in this field for about 7 years now (paralegal), I’ve only been there for 9 months. But it is time for a change. I will use my time to find a part or full time job so I could go to school.
@Ms.kaylamomma-I am so confused with people’s user names…First 2 Msg now 2 Cinderella
mirsmommy-Sawwy …
@ggouch-young turd is the dude who like to eat girls out on their cycle(he said red is his fav color) and thinks dark skin girls are dark butts..and he had a song called sexy ladies (but we all know who he is really after the peen)
As soon as I saw scandalous1’s comment, it was ova from there. I can only imagine the facial expression that was made, when those words were typed.
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aye yall scroll back up to #14 and try NOT to fall out laughing all over again
Really, y’all should have just said you were talking about Attorneymom.
It’s not like she wouldn’t figure it out.
Heeeyyyy Miiisssssyyyy! Thanks a bunch hun!!
Heeeyyyy RTB!!! *waves* Thank you dear. I hope so.
@ gg, Here is my list of questions about the party:
1. Is Diamond going to be there to teach us her moves from Player’s Club?
2. Can there be real live adult models (preferably Joel :wink:) to instruct us on how to use these adult toys?
3. Are the models available for private tutorials? You know, I’m sloooooow, remember?
4. If not Diamond, can we get Alize’, Chocolate Cherry or Peach Puzzy from the local strip club to teach us how to do a split on the ceiling?
Look forward to hearing back from you. Thanks chica!
@AM #wewill
Is your radio show going to be on line or the airways? I wish you God speed with all your goals and dreams!! I love to see women who follow their dreams and passion :yea:
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU”
@the new Cinderlla
I am 
to dig out an offical e packet please forgive me
Krysi J says
why i keep scrolling up to #14….to BURST OUT LAUGHING LIKE HE SAYING SOMETHING NEW EVERYTIME!!!
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i keep doing the same thing and bustin out laughing all over again! these people prolly think i’m crazy lol’ing all outta control!
Thi is young burgs business song remix
Give him the penis (the penis)
Give him the penis (the penis)
If you know exactly what young turd wants to do
He wants to lick that penis on dudes
And his sexy ladies one is ridiculous
Hey sexy fellas
It was nice to know you
But i wanna lick our doooooooown your ballsss
Hey sexy fellas…
scandalous1 Says:
Girl sit down with that foolishness
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#thatisall
missy Says:
Thi is young burgs business song remix
Give him the penis (the penis)
Give him the penis (the penis)
If you know exactly what young turd wants to do
He wants to lick that penis on dudes
And his sexy ladies one is ridiculous
Hey sexy fellas
It was nice to know you
But i wanna lick our doooooooown your ballsss
Hey sexy fellas…
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dammit Krysi i can’t give it to you with out givin you my gubment name all in public!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU”
I only like that movie for that part. 
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LMAO
But Attorney, you did come out of left field with that comment. You are channeling your inner Kanye
And Scandalous outburst remided me of The Women of Brewster Place when that guy asked that lady if she took a bath with her clothes on to make it easy on Jesse’s eyes!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU”
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Please go to the Kona, and have some cold pancakes with no syrup, and some no name orange juice.
Daisy Says:
@the new Cinderlla
I am 
to dig out an offical e packet please forgive me
to comments, but a SR reader for many moons. Not the old Cinderella.
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Hello and thanks.
I’m a
mirs that was soo wrong of me but it seemed so appropriate! I really need forgiveness
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU”
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….
!!!!
*help me*
Quitta-no prob.
@mirs-I will stop…
but Yungturd does like to get the business from dudes… 
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU”
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stop it!! stop it i say!!
GETTTTTT OOUUUTTTAAAA HHHEEERRREE @ Brownsuga. Oh, my god my stomach hurts!!!
Why doesn’t he go to school, get a skill and get a real job? Clearly he will not make it in the entertainment world because he will never live down the “dark butt” comment.
AUNTIE PLEASE EMAIL KRYSI WITH MY EMAIL ADDRESS PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
I may be a
on the block, but I got what yall were talking about too. I would add my cents to it but I’m going to chill until I get old up in here. —————————-> 
@ReadABlog, Krisis aka Krysi has been on my bra strap all day. Can you tell her I am not gay and I don’t want her? So get off they bra strap. She act like I am some celeb or something. I know I am intriguing, but damn. She is worst than Miss Daisy.
dammit Krysi i can’t give it to you with out givin you my gubment name all in public!
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Now, we have 2 Cinderellas’ and 2 Ms.G s’.
—DEAD— AT YALL
yall just cant act right! smh
krysi and brown if yall had twitter yall wouldnt have to do all that lol. get with the times krysi! the whole sr fam is on twitter just about
OutsidetheBox Says:
@Pretty SHUT YO MOUTH Snoop is not chillin with Beau?!?
Damn I HATE THIS JOBbbbbbbb I wanna be home watching TV!
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I kid you not. He performed and had the whole cast rocking. Even Gma was snapping her fingers (a sight to see). You can catch the episode on abc.com, lol. GMa just put me up on that too!
:welcome Cinderella to the fun house!
@ReadABlog, Krisis aka Krysi has been on my bra strap all day. Can you tell her I am not gay and I don’t want her? So get off they bra strap. She act like I am some celeb or something. I know I am intriguing, but damn. She is worst than Miss Daisy.
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I’m truthfully sorry babe…..but you are one funny girl….and I understand that you are not gay, and Im all on your bra strap….so without hesitation I will fall back from my pursuit of you and except rejection….
forgive me PLEASE for the fatal attraction
but FORGIVE ME INDEED for the many laughs I had today at your expense 
We need some cots and blankets; everyone is acting really loopy today. We all need to take a nap while Auntie prepares us for a
you have a point Lady Justice, should I put up a blackplanet, myspace, facebook and twiiter page at the same time???? Krysi I fixed out problem!
Now see why did yall have to wait until until I go fix me some lunch to show out. All damn day it’s been dead but as soon as I leave…..
DEAD DEAD DEAD @ yall
I knew I should’ve waited because I knew I wasn’t the only one that caught that.
Hey Quitta, thanks.
Is it true that is was a women who robbed him?!?!?!
ok I see there is a Quitta and a Quetta… Hey Quitta!
Quetta girl let loose up in here, you’re in now
sorry meant to put woman
Hello Ms.kaylamomma
Hello missy
Hello QuettaV
Ya’ll got me rolling over here.
@Quetta…”get old”? Girl boo! I came up in here talking LOUD. I feel like I already know these folks, I been reading they comments so damn long!
Come on in. Stay awhile. *pats seat*
He was a guest at my Bachelor party two years ago, I’m so ashamed…LOL
BROWN blackblanet and myspace are obsolete, no point in doing all that lol
umm Krysi, Imma need u to send auntie your email address then she can give you mine
I can’t Shauny I got to wait a few days. I was put in the KORNA a couple of times today and I don’t want to go back ova there.
they feed u dry pancakes and watery orange juice. I think I seen 2 dead bodies ova there. Is there anyone missing from the SR fam?? If so I think you need to check the KORNA!!!
@AM So you not even going to thank me for my words of encouragement. You know I am your Sis in Christ *smooches*
@Shauny you welcome
you have a point Lady Justice, should I put up a blackplanet, myspace, facebook and twiiter page at the same time???? Krysi I fixed out problem!
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*catching my breath* OK Ok ok……ok gurl…..whooo….cool! :yea:
@artistman999
did he rap for yall?
r u serious???
I wouldn’t EVER admit that in public again if I were you
LOl ok thankd for that info Lady Justice so now I won’t feel like a fool tomorrow morning when I’m tell yall my blackplanet name!
@LadyJustice.. I’m so serious.. No he didn’t rap for us LOL, he is friends with one of groomsmen and he was came through with another artist from Chicago as guests. But Im still ashamed.
yes Daisy THANK YOU for telling me
@artistman-
you let him in or did he sneak in..
@Quetta-no prob
QuettaV Says:
ok I see there is a Quitta and a Quetta… Hey Quitta!
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Yes baby girl. Hey Quetta!!
@ Krysi J
Email me with your correct email addy so I can email it to Brown.
Quetta, wasn’t you over in that Korna earlier talking about getting nekkit and thangs? Ummm, hmmmmmm.
I don’t have satellite radio so I won’t be able to hear the radio show. :confused:
@shauny whatever
Can I stop laughing
@ Krysi J
Email me with your correct email addy so I can email it to Brown.
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just did it…I sent it from my work email…but I use the other email address I sent for personal purposes.
Man. I hate to leave but I gotta go to the dentist! I’ll pick up some snacks for those of you in the corner!
I don’t have satellite radio so I won’t be able to hear the radio show.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO PLEASE…..I only had enough oxygen to last me 6 mins!!!!
@missy he snuck in…LMAO
@ artistman, I thought you were saying he was a dancer at your bachelor party. I read it wrong, sorry! He was a guest, got it!!
:lolol: @ missy.
Daisy I’m still laughing too girl. I can’t stop
Hey Quitta!!! Real time……!!! Sandra be up in here reading these comments… Hey Sandra girl Loveeeeeee the website **it’s the only one I get hear at work** so u must be the real deal Sandra!!!
Krysi J…
stop before y ou get me in trouble 
@ Quetta, You was in the kona already? Oh you’re a mess honey. LOL!! And all you had was watery OJ and pancakes wait til they start serving that potted meat again.
@Ms.kaylamomma you tried to sneak that one in huh??? OK LOL
I don’t have satellite radio so I won’t be able to hear the radio show.
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OMG im not gonna get any work done.
*sigh* Bye y’all have a good evening on SR . com
11 attorneymom Says:
I updated my resume on Monster.com a day ago and folks have been calling and emailing me left and right. Folks want a great Corporate Attorney such as myself.
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Wow its so funny you say that because I was reading comments on Charles blog Monday and thought to myself. I would never hire her to work for me. Do you know how many employers search online to see a persons character. Your name is some how attached to that screen name because on ANOTHER Blog where someone called you out by your government.
No disrepect but your comments come across young acting and unprofessional. As someone who is looking for employment in a professional field you should really think harder about what you comment on blogs. Cause the same thing you shyt out you will eventually have to smell. All that bad Karma you be co signing and wishing on Monica just may come back and bite u in your ass.
how scandalous1 gon’ start all this ruckus, then just disappear?!?
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i just scrolled up and read it again…bwahahahahahahahahahahhaha roflmbao!
but for real tho’ AM, it’s just sh.its and giggles…no harm done. we’re all just working hard and need a little fun to pass the time.
Auntie you know you got some damn fools up in here!
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wait til they start serving that potted meat again
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WE GOT A SPECIAL TODAY! POTTED SHRICKEN DELIGHT! POTTED MEAT+SHRIMP+CHICKEN! YA’LL GETTIN THE SPECIAL CAUSE YALL SHOWED YALL AZZES TODAY!
@artistman-I figured because no one would invite him to their party …. and openly say they did
@Ms.kaylamomma-I was thinking that same thing…but I was like Yungturd would probably never get to the stripping part he would come inside naked “HEY BIG DADDY’S” and start gyrating like it was his last day….
#14 BINGO
@ iscream WOW!!!!!!!!!
POW!! SPLAT!! KABOOM!! (like the old Batman sitcom)
• 1. Is Diamond going to be there to teach us her moves from Player’s Club? – I contacted Lisa’s people (aka her cousin LaQUAN)…She had to many demands…i.e. Can I be the only person that wears White. Will enough of your guest understand my NEGRO DIALECT, Can you take up a collection for my daughter’s tuition.You know? stupid shyt like that.
2. Can there be real live adult models (preferably Joel :wink:) to instruct us on how to use these adult toys? – Last night, when “WE” were in “BED”, I asked him if he wanted to join us: he stated that he didn’t feel comfortable sharing (what belongs to me ) with other people. I tried telling him that mostly my circle was as sexy as me..he simply turned over and said..”not his world they aint” Sar-RE I tried
3. Are the models available for private tutorials? You know, I’m sloooooow, remember? – NO!! We are beginning early enough (party starts at 4PM) for you to still have most of your Saturday left, to find your own tutorial subejects.
4. If not Diamond, can we get Alize’, Chocolate Cherry or Peach Puzzy from the local strip club to teach us how to do a split on the ceiling? – I sent them emails…but because I used full business English, the only response I got was WHO DIS? Does anybody know any stripping med students looking for a gig?
INSERT “BUSTED” EMOTICON HERE!
*walks in….. backs out slowly*
attorneymom, are u gonna leave again?
@ thaspinaltruth
Heyyyy, where have you been???
LadyJustice *\o/* Says:
attorneymom, are u gonna leave again?
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@LJ
My abs are gonna be sore before I even get to the gym today!!!!!!!!!
@mirsmommy
I have been so busy it’s not even funny. I open up a 2 new businesses, and it is not a joke.
I must go do some actual work now. I have been lurking today and ya’ll crazy. People really think I am nutz in here cracking up all by myself.
GGOOUCH I WANNA COME TO YOUR PARTY BECAUSE I TOO WANNA BE A NAKED FLOOR TECHNICIAN! But since I’m not in your area Imma have to rely on MsKay to update me! I too am a slow learner! Will the there be videos available afterwards!!!!!
Do you accept paypal?????
What the hell have yall had today???? Yall are definitely in rare form.
Yall really going in hard today!
Damn Isc
I’m saying tho, Monster is a spam farm. I would imagine a great corporate lawyer would have a headhunter.
@ GG, I can’t take too much more of this
Damn Brown. You really punishing us with that sh*t, potted shricken delight. No thank you
LOL!
okay…not so fast.
@Cinderella
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
Quitta it’s either that or Mystery Meat!
o.k ggouch I am SO thrown off by your post. I have to read these again (including #14) to make a link…brb
Trying to find a topic changer…
Y’all Sandra has a new post up with Civil as afternoon wood… Y’all should go look…… (I didn’t bother to look)
i gotta pee but i don’t think i can make it all the way down the hall to the bathroom!!
scandalous1, KrysiJ and iscream…it’s all your fault! i’ma have to start wearing Depends at work if yall are gonna ack up like this!
@ outside…. I got a bottle of Moscato chilling if you want some let me know I’ll pop the cork!
missy Says:
@Ms.kaylamomma-I am so confused with people’s user names…First 2 Msg now 2 Cinderella
mirsmommy-Sawwy …
@ggouch-young turd is the dude who like to eat girls out on their cycle(he said red is his fav color) and thinks dark skin girls are dark butts..and he had a song called sexy ladies (but we all know who he is really after the peen)
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Eating out on cyle…that is just EVIL!! CLUTCH my PEARLS!! I simply want to
thaspinaltruth Says:
@Cinderella
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
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Some bigshot lawyer.
missy Says:
@Ms.kaylamomma-I was thinking that same thing…but I was like Yungturd would probably never get to the stripping part he would come inside naked “HEY BIG DADDY’S” and start gyrating like it was his last day…
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AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Something is going wrong. That Cinderella w/ the Biggie gravatar is NOT ME.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Quitta it’s either that or Mystery Meat!
Now I’m scared to go in the kona.
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Mystery meat
*throws dry popcorn @ Missy*
You know I went out there looking for some wood!
Moscato? I dont drink (unless its for Jeezy)…but i’ll take the coldest Sprite or Fiji you got.
@iscream27
tell us how you really feel..?
thaspinaltruth Says:
@Cinderella
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
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Some bigshot lawyer.
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FLATLINED……..
@ thaspinaltruth… jobs are hard to come by these days. I’ll post my resume on the back of a milk carton if it would get me a job.
*pats Cinderella on her shoulder* We know…but you sure that isn’t your twin….
Wait…there is to people with EXACTLY the same username. Sandra you don’t how some kind of software to prevent that?
ggouch – girl I didn’t see the original post to you questions..dang
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
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Some bigshot lawyer.
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why yall doing this to me?????
Uh oh.
No Cin, I’m new.
I don’t do e-beef, so I don’t talk about other posters. I have an idea who the culprit is though: Sandra
You all are too funny up in here.. I just had to say that.. CARRY ON
@Mizz I think Isc just did
I know AM is your girl and this is all in fun for the most part but dont act like AM doesnt bring some of the drama on herself and she def. can dish it out to me and others as well at times. I am still her sis in Christ and I wished her well but do you think she said thanks but I just turn the other cheek and keep on moving 
speakinmymind Says:
thaspinaltruth Says:
@Cinderella
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
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Some bigshot lawyer.
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FLATLINED……..
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@ kRYSij
i know right…i can’t even type skraight for laughin so hard!
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
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Some bigshot lawyer.
/\____/\_____________________CLEAR! CALL IT!
@Cinderella- I know you don’t e-beef that is why I knew that couldn’t be you….
@Outside I was trying to change the topic….. Sawwyy
@ outside… is Jezzy ( Jesus) so you get down with church wine. Nothing wrong with that. i actually like the church wine too. It goes well with those crackers they serve with it.. I asked the usher they should start serving cheddar cheese cubes by Kraft and that will set it off!!!!
Cinderella – No worries chica, Im trying to change my username as we speak.
@ Missy, my twin isn’t a member of any blogs.
I know when I come back from the gym there will be over 200 comments
I used to have to hold my laughs in. I’m so happy I could burst out and laugh right now. This don’t make no sense. I’m in tears yall.
UMMM DAISY
@Cinderella-I was just kidding….
How big shot can you be if you have to post a resume. One would think if you are that big you would have them line up at your door.
@ Brown…. don’t go towards the light hum-may.. Come on back to SR house of fun!!
Use one of the evil step-sisters name
hum-may= hun-nay.. stop making laugh so I can type straight
iscream Says:
11 attorneymom Says:
I updated my resume on Monster.com a day ago and folks have been calling and emailing me left and right. Folks want a great Corporate Attorney such as myself.
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Wow its so funny you say that because I was reading comments on Charles blog Monday and thought to myself. I would never hire her to work for me. Do you know how many employers search online to see a persons character. Your name is some how attached to that screen name because on ANOTHER Blog where someone called you out by your government.
No disrepect but your comments come across young acting and unprofessional. As someone who is looking for employment in a professional field you should really think harder about what you comment on blogs. Cause the same thing you shyt out you will eventually have to smell. All that bad Karma you be co signing and wishing on Monica just may come back and bite u in your ass.
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OMG!! ISCREAM!! Iwish there was an emoticon for my JAW DROPPING!! Vibaby, do you still have your funeral dress…cause I gotta feeling….
@ Brownsuga, I think she meant 300.
I can barely see my keyboard from laughing so hard.
lol daisy i hope u meant 300. po thang
KRYSI POO I EMAILED YOU
@ Quitta
on a serious note, sorry about your job loss and great talent always lands fast. you won’t be unemployed long.
well yall, i’m out for the day. heading to the gym to get my workout on.
chat with er’body tomorrow!
Shauny Says:
Wait…there is to people with EXACTLY the same username. Sandra you don’t how some kind of software to prevent that?
ggouch – girl I didn’t see the original post to you questions..dang
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I’m having a SEXUAL EMPOWERMENT party in a couple of weeks. Kaylamomma, is crazy honey. She just wanted to get some clarity on what the deal was..thattisall. LOL!!
I guess Sandra is enjoying this roast of AM because she hasn’t put up a new post
Sandra can we get a
plz!
Is there going to be a funeral?? u know I can perform funerals. I got my Pastors license online. I went to the school of Pastors R’ US and I graduates 53rd in my class. can I perform the service?
LOL @ Quetta. Stop! Girl I was talking bout Young!
I dont mess with “the blood” at church either tho…when i was young, I saw the ushers using that frozen concentrate mess to make the “wine”. They ruined it for me. But I DO LOVE THEM CHEESE CUBES. Yum-O! Kraft too smart. They know a sister too lazy to cut up that block cheese so they charge $2 more to cut it.
Ok Cinderella you got your name back to yourself. Raven fka Cinderella for a day.
Sandra, you are messy but thats why you are who you are!
Thank you Speak
That was encouraging.
Where is VI anyway?
ggouch – where you live, I need to come…teeheehee
attorneymom Says:
He-he hell. F*** the crew. You dumb bunnies won’t be laughing real soon. Now kiss what I twist and I don’t mean my ankle or wrist. Now that is all the attention you will get from me today. Carry on.
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I’m so disappointed
So only outside tried to look at the post with civil as morning wood….
OK, I peed on myself and I wonder if someone has some plastic that I can put over my computer chair.
ATL SHAWTY Lithonia baby. I am opening this up to any SR ATL fam members. If we can figure out how to exchange information I would love to send you invitations. I would enjoy having this crew in the house!! my friends aint ready for ya’ll
Nite! @Speak.
@gypsyeyes
You a diaper of a depend.
GGOUCH
you never said whether or not your lessons will be available via internet, pay-per-view, etc…….
I’m sure I may have to stop and rewind certain parts over and over but I’ll get it eventually!
*raises hand** I did too @ Missy but I just didn’t want to say anything….
@Missy…I guess so. Civil was cute in his lil gravi…aint that the chocolate fella who posts?
I mean you need a diaper or a depend.
UMMMM!!! I think that the funeral should be posted on Monster so that future prospects for AM will know how well she was respected on the community.
damnit ggouch, I’m all the way in the Chi. Another reason to move South
Y’all are the kids who can’t beleft alone while their mothers runtothe store. Where did it break bad for AM up in here? Just gimme a number and I’ll start reading from there-I have my suspicions on who started it but I ain’t got nothing to say just yet.
I was about to go in on Yung Berg (I mean, hell,we didn’t need another Young anybody and he spelled his wrong to boot)but this sh*t went off topic at about number 14.
Hey Daisy and MKM….
Which blogger is gonna be the first to charge for reading the comments section? Hell, Chris Tucker ain’t this funny in person and neither is Mike Epps.
And yeah, I peeked in at Scandalous #14 and didn’t want to be the fiorst to admit that was fumny all by itself. Scandakopus is oneof those sneaky funny people-don’t say much but what they do is HILARIOUS!
No for real, yall need to stop! (Actually, don’t, I have another few hours to kill)
DEAD @ GYPSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*wipes real tears from eyes*
@Outside-Yea that is him but I wouldn’t have described him like that….I call him SPC (small picture Cute)
@Ms.kaylamomma- I was just checkin’
@ GGouch… May I come to the parrrr-tah? I promise I will behave myslef for the first 20 mins then it’s on like a long john!!!! I would like to participate in the pole climbing. You know they got a petition going around trying to make this an Olympic event so all you pole climbers out there reach for that GOLD medal… I can see the news reading … Juicy Couture from ATL won the GOLD medal in the pole climbing event.. she received all 10’s when she slide down the pole and landed on her face with her butt up in the air!!!! she got 5’s for the technicallity
You wrong Gypsy. LOL!
Wait a damn minute, when was Civil the Morning Wood? (people got me in here working and I’m missing everything)
On some real stuff though, I feel a little dumb. I work for a law school…and to my knowledge most attorneys use headhunters or a specialized agency or even their Alumni division. I have never heard of them using monster or hotjobs.com? That is sooooooooo new to me and I am not being funny either. I just didn’t know they did that.
Good luck AM. If you are getting calls already you’ve done something you were supposed to obviously.
ggouch Says:
ATL SHAWTY Lithonia baby. I am opening this up to any SR ATL fam members. If we can figure out how to exchange information I would love to send you invitations. I would enjoy having this crew in the house!! my friends aint ready for ya’ll
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May I suggest creating yahoo or gmail accounts using your screen names.
BTW—why do some people go so hard on AttorneyMom? It makes me proud when any black person earns their professional degree and tries to make it this world. Oh wells…carry on.
KRYSI POO I EMAILED YOU
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Im checking now, and thanks Sandra! yall AM is going to kill us….how much yall wanna bet she did a verse over Trina’s Khia diss instrumental and posted it on her site!!!
LMAO @ Outside. Sounds like you were possessed *staring at the puter*
mizzdallas Says:
Sandra, you are messy but thats why you are who you are!
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How am I being “messy”? I just came in here to see what’s g’wan on.
Lithonia, GA??? That’s only about 3 hours away from me…. :woot: I bet hubby ain’t going to let me go though.
Can someone tape it? Make sure you invite Sandra, GG!
gypsyeyes Says:
UMMMM!!! I think that the funeral should be posted on Monster so that future prospects for AM will know how well she was respected on the community.
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uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm sombody grab her arm..i’ma grab her purse and lets just head over to the korner together.. NO!! stop fighting GYP, come on here now. LEts just go quietly..ok?
*side eye* Wutchutalkinbout @ Missy?
You mean if I catch Civil in NO he aint gonna be a chocolate drop of cuteness?
@Princess…I vote #11. *sings Gucci “I’m my best friend, and my own worst enemy…*
DEAD @ Krysi
@ QuettaV, turn your computer off and unplug it from the wall NOW!!!
Hey back @ Princess *waves*
nite nite Mirs
Aww Mirsmommy don’t go. Have a good evening hunny
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
BTW—why do some people go so hard on AttorneyMom? It makes me proud when any black person earns their professional degree and tries to make it [in] this world.
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Does it also make you proud when any black person earns a professional degree and then spends all day commenting on blogs?
Sandra Rose Says:
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
BTW—why do some people go so hard on AttorneyMom? It makes me proud when any black person earns their professional degree and tries to make it [in] this world.
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Does it also make you proud when any black person earns a professional degree and then spends all day commenting on blogs?
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SANNNNNNNNNNNNDRRRRRRRRRRRRA!! Ok you grab your purse too!!
Does it also make you proud when any black person earns a professional degree and then spends all day commenting on blogs?
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Ouch
@Outside-I just call him that out of fun….You may think he is good chocolate…..
He doesn’t get offended when I call him it though….
@Quitta…its a hard thang trying to stifle some laffter. Whew. I feel like I’ve had a work-out and I haven’t seen anybody’s gym today
@Corp…you can’t be serious?
AM be doing a little much to be talking about being “professional”…I loves my sister and I especially love when they “arrive” but AM…even from a distance…I cant embrace that. 
whooooooooooooooo Sandra!
But I wouldn’t won’t a blogging attorney to represent me. I may lose the case, because my attorney, stop to post a comment on a blog.
POINT SANDRA!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
ggouch Says:
ATL SHAWTY Lithonia baby. I am opening this up to any SR ATL fam members. If we can figure out how to exchange information I would love to send you invitations. I would enjoy having this crew in the house!! my friends aint ready for ya’ll
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May I suggest creating yahoo or gmail accounts using your screen names.
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I thought about it….. 
…. no I kid I kid….yes, my homegirl shot me an email earlier telling to do that. BUT THANK YOOOU (as I quick flash my snob card)
YEP
GGOUCH YOU IGNORIN ME??????
Nite@ Mirs.
Ok@Quitta. That a red bag you got? *loves the red bag, nothing else*
Sandra, sandra, sandra. Girl, I
you.
**ignoring Sandra’s response
changing the subject** @ Missy, so have you checked out Rupaul’s Drag Race show? 
Hey @ Outside, how’s it going?
Hey Sandy when you come to the Korna, can you please bring your camera? I want you to take pictures of some of us holding up our resumes, hell if you can post on monster and get calls I can post a picture of me holding my resume, eating my potted shricken. I know I’m gonna get a call back!!!
who in the HAIL left the gate open? I hate not being able to log on earlier/ Seems like I always miss out and have to read 200+ posts
Oh, I forgot to include Brownsuga too.
I take a nap….and yall in here going hammy on dat azz….where is Ebony with the slice a bish throat emoticon. Lmao….
Bloooood cloooot!
Smell like burnt tires up in here…..somebody got draaaaaaaagged :lolol:
@MKM…its going girl…. Really fast too! All the fu*kery up in hea’ today! I lubssss it!
So stop trying to get us off track.
Outside – Ok@Quitta. That a red bag you got? *loves the red bag, nothing else*
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Wha wha?
gypsyeyes Says:
Hey Sandy when you come to the Korna, can you please bring your camera? I want you to take pictures of some of us holding up our resumes, hell if you can post on monster and get calls I can post a picture of me holding my resume, eating my potted shricken. I know I’m gonna get a call back!!!
STOP IT!! Y’all are too much today. I’m leaving.
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Ahhhhhhhh
@Ms.kaylamomma-I catch a little bit of it here and there but the show has to much fever for me sometimes though..
Red bag of doritos…
Smell like burnt tires up in here…..somebody got draaaaaaaagged
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straight through the mud! They were so wrong for that!
A Drag Race up in here for real VI and not RuPauls either.
@ggouch (as I quick flash my snob card)…what does this mean?
**scrollingonpast* @ Missy, yea, the tribe voted off Precious… I mean…Mysstique. He looks better as a boy than a drag queen, in my opinion. Hunny, they be sashay-ing in there. I’m intrigued how some of them dress up to look so nice.
OutsidetheBox Says:
@MKM…its going girl…. Really fast too! All the fu*kery up in hea’ today! I lubssss it!
So stop trying to get us off track.
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I’m trying… this is too much for me. My bladder can’t take all this.
@ Outside, okie dokie *red bag*
300+ comments
Hey FAM!!
You ladies are a trip today…
I agree w/ u gouch… Attorneys don’t put there resume on monster, Im in the HR field and the last place I’d look for an Attorney is on monster or hotjobs.
After reading the comments, I’ve learned that when you put too much of your personal business out there, it will come back to bite you in the azz.
Hey Civil…..I was telling people you had a afternoon wood up..i was trying to change the topic because they were talking bad about AM
@Ms.kaylamomma-I wonder how they get breast…I am so curious….I know the big dude has natural breasts….but the skinny dudes be working it filling out them dress…Oh and I can’t believe some of them have kids…*SMH* and they twerkin it all over the place…
I think attorneymom is realy a parallegal wishing she was an attorney.
I’m just saying!!
Hey e-hubby Civil (bitting bottom lip..cuz you know what it mean)Uhmmm babe (I say sweetly) a lot of these chicas know your name…and I don’t like it ok? Please go handle YOUR business before it becomes OUR business..if you know what I mean (taking off earrings and grabbing the tennies) cause you know I will bring it
@Cinderella-I was thinking the same thing……
at first I was wondering why she put it up….but I was like I guess she was happy and wanted to share it with everyone…it didn’t bother me at all but she got dragged through the mud…
I hit you back BROWN….and Sandra………YOU WRONG
Lawd knows I ain mean it….it was just so hard to resist….WHERE THE HELL IS SCANDOLOUS!!!
BRANG YO AZZ BACK IN HERE and look at what you’ve DONE!
@BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU”
I see yall cutting up in here today 
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@corporat NOTHING…just being simple is all mama.
@brown NO, what did you ask me?
yall have a good one
Hey Civil *waves*
@ thaspinaltruth, double ouch on that 1.
I can’t I can’t I can’t today. Why oh why lawd!!
@brownsuga What the HAIL you mean “they”? Getchyoazz in the kona with Krysi! :lolol:
What up @outside, I see you checking for me homie! :hugs:
where is Scandalous? he started all of this sh!t and no where to be found.
Good nite Brown
Whats good Civil…..please do NOT add your 2 cents today…I’m beggin you!!
I just can’t take all this
Uh-uhhhhhh @ Spinal, so wrong.
Hey Civil *waves*
@ Gg, *whispers* Girl, you know that’s renegade’s e-hubby right? She going to slay you!! You be actin’ like Alicia and Gabby too much. Gosh!!
**in my Teeny voice** YOU GET ON MY NEERRVVVES!!
Cinderella that isn’t it. I don’t think it has anything to do with it. A lot of people on here discuss SOME of their personal business. I think it may be the way it’s actually discussed/ put out there is what gets you the results above.
Anyone that has lurked long enough or been on here a long time knows why/what is going on.
I don’t have any issues with AM but I know EXACTLY why some do, or why they question what she says, etc.
Gypsy……..I just died….(waving @ yall from the upper room)
^–^—–^————- >+O <<<<<that’s me dead.
Attorneymom actually works for an attorney and she is a mother, that’s how she came up with that screen name.
@ missy, when I was briefly on Blackplanet, this type of stuff would happen on a daily basis. A poster actually got another poster fired. She knew where the woman worked because she told everyone and when they had e-beef, she wanted revenge. I aint telling nobody where I work.
VIBABY Says:
Bloooood cloooot!
Smell like burnt tires up in here…..somebody got draaaaaaaagged
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Girl I was checking for you…you still got that funeral dress is what I asked. But as Iw as thinking about it, do you have a funeral for a ressurection? (I mean we gave her funeral weeks ago)at this point does she get a holiday?
*slowly puts hand down after waving at Civil* I don’t want my weave yanked….. *walks the other way*
@GG…I’ll try. It’s real in these streets though
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
**in my Teeny voice** YOU GET ON MY NEERRVVVES!!
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Here’s my 2nd confession for the day: I love Teeny’s voice…the way he was hollering at his dogs in the middle of his Auntie scolding him….it was pure comedy!!!
Teeny will get his own show in 5,4,3,2,….
@ Gg, *whispers* Girl, you know that’s renegade’s e-hubby right? She going to slay you!! You be actin’ like Alicia and Gabby too much. Gosh!! **in my Teeny voice** YOU GET ON MY NEERRVVVES!!_____________________________________________________
In my Squeak voice from color purple: Harpo a.k.a. CIVIL who dis woman? you said dis here our E-JUKEJOINT
Let make this post 400 comments strong. Yall ready, set, go>>>>>>>>
@Cinderella-I was just gonna say that when you put your info out there people will use it against you….That is why I don’t use my real name… “Put no name take no blame” or put up my pic..
But someone was that vengeful and got that person fired…DANG they COLDBLOODED….
Night Folks
@Civil-Have fun reading through all these…But they still didn’t change the topic…Only 2 people owned up and said they looked to see if you actually had one up….
@civil- I didn’t fall for it.
Damn someone got someone fired over a BLOG!! There are 3 SR people who know my real name on here and I’ll KILL EM DEAD (since yall going with The Color Purple) if they even think about is. teeheehee
Bloooood cloooot!
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VI I love when yall say that!!
@ Missy I didn’t check cause Civil seems to shy to put 1 up *using reverse psychology*
Nite nite artist
Y’all trying to coach him into it… huh
thaspinaltruth Says:
@mirsmommy
I have been so busy it’s not even funny. I open up a 2 new businesses, and it is not a joke.
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You wouldn’t be looking for a corporate attorney, would you.
@ Corporate, that episode was pure foolywangness. He waskilling roaches, spraying them with Raid,
I couldn’t stop laughing. The final nail in the coffin was when he said “YALL GET ON MY NERRRVEES”. I was dead, dead bury me a “G” dead.
@ggouch I told ya’ll not to have a funeral without a damn body. I dont have time to be only 3 people deep at a funeral any damn way….and they never paid @KrysiJ. Girl just say a prayer and throw some dirt…… :lolol:
@lexus
Ummm No. I’ll pass. Anybody blogging more then they are working, couldn’t help me at all.
@Krysi…keeping my mouth SHUT!! Pretty gravi btw
Nice move @ Quitta! he’s def. too shy. And i think his woman tell him what to do
What they daddy name was in Color Purple? Misat’s daddy? I need to use his voice when i say that…”I thank his woman tell him what to do…”
What is his name?
@missy – you got me with the civil Morning Wood. I checked and was all on Twitter like I don’t see it, when did SR post that…lol
DEAD @ #340. now that was it. NO MORE!!!! Please!!!!!
Cinderella Says:
thaspinaltruth Says:
@Cinderella
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
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Some bigshot lawyer
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:rofl:————-DEAD. When is my funeral?
Lexus Says:
Cinderella Says:
thaspinaltruth Says:
@Cinderella
Who put something on monster? They must be desperate for a job.
Thank you in advance.
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Some bigshot lawyer
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Would yall stop reposting this sh*t. I laugh every time I see it. Please stop it, stop it please.
@ Corporate, that episode was pure foolywangness. He waskilling roaches, spraying them with Raid, I couldn’t stop laughing. The final nail in the coffin was when he said “YALL GET ON MY NERRRVEES”. I was dead, dead bury me a “G” dead.
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Hee-larious (c) unknown…wasn’t he going to let off some type of smoke bomb to get rid of the roaches…and his Auntie told hime not to do that while she was there.
Lexus Says:
thaspinaltruth Says:
@mirsmommy
I have been so busy it’s not even funny. I open up a 2 new businesses, and it is not a joke.
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You wouldn’t be looking for a corporate attorney, would you.
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Awwwwwwww dayum Gina!!!!
I think some people use the internet as a way to pretend they are something that they aren’t. I mean behind the keypad you can be anything you want(like a attoeney). It’s like OZ when you behind the keypad.
OK, I need to get a little serious for a minute. This doesn’t bother Daisy but I can’t understand why AM is going in on her on Twitter when we all clowned her and will continue to clown her. Daisy always embraces her and she takes it to twitter trying to get personal.
I must pull an Intense.
ATTORNEY MOM: THIS WAS ALL IN FUN. NOW YOU WANNA MAKE IT PERSONAL WITH DAISY WHEN THERE IS A LOT BEING SAID IN HERE BUT YOU TOOK IT TO TWITTER. THAT WASN’T RIGHT. EVERYTHING WAS SAID IN HERE BY MULTIPLE PPL SO ATTACK IN HERE. WIPE THE DUST OFF OF THAT BRIEFCASE AND PLEAD YOUR CASE WHERE IT ALL STARTED.
thaspinaltruth Says:
I think some people use the internet as a way to pretend they are something that they aren’t. I mean behind the keypad you can be anything you want(like a attoeney). It’s like OZ when you behind the keypad.
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I just want to know who is watching the kids.
@raven
I would have to go with a nanny. It is only fitting for a big time lawyer to have a nanny.
:surprised: @gyspy
Reposting what I posted on twitter :” @Daisy5730 See how u get treated when you are nice? Why didnt she get at @iscream? Same reason PETA dont fluck with MJB…lmao “
gypsi you’re on twitter!! Shame on you. What’s your twitter name?
I think that you have a point @VI
@Krysi…keeping my mouth SHUT!! Pretty gravi btw
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thanks….but…….*points at GG, renegade, and cheeks*…they’re going to kill u later
and I agree we might…..need….to….
….apologiZZZZZZe. We were wrong yall….and the person that started it ain even here to own up to nothing 
but I did point it out, which set off the chain of events…so AM weather you accept or not…..I’m sorry babe.
LMAO @ Raven.
For the record I am proud of AM. For all her accomplishments. If any accomplishments were made.
So y’all gonna make me join twitter. Dangit.
my gov. look on the sr list that laydee justice has
*sucks teeth and crosses arms like you do when your mama aint looking*
Not me.
@Krysi I cant even *side eye* you I’m laughing so hard. Tom bout(c)Krysj “sorry”. :lolol:
Scandalous aint got time for ya’ll. He is somewhere being prettay…… *Nino Brown voice* “I never liked you anyway, Pretty Motherfucka!”
gypsyeyes Says:
OK, I need to get a little serious for a minute.
CAUSE YOU CAN GET IT AM!! We don’t play..no I kid I kid. I don’t care that you got your CRIMINAL JUSTICE CERT from AIU AM..I think you’re great!!!
ATTORNEY MOM: THIS WAS ALL IN FUN. NOW YOU WANNA MAKE IT PERSONAL WITH DAISY WHEN THERE IS A LOT BEING SAID IN HERE BUT YOU TOOK IT TO TWITTER. THAT WASN’T RIGHT. EVERYTHING WAS SAID IN HERE BY MULTIPLE PPL SO ATTACK IN HERE. WIPE THE DUST OFF OF THAT BRIEFCASE AND PLEAD YOUR CASE WHERE IT ALL STARTED.
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Reposting what I posted on twitter :” @Daisy5730 See how u get treated when you are nice? Why didnt she get at @iscream? Same reason PETA dont fluck with MJB…lmao
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HELL WHY SHE AIN CALL ME OUT…SINCE I WAS THE GAY IN PURSUIT OF HER BRA STRAP Or what the hell ever..?? Matter fact did she cALL ME OUT…?? I don’t have a twitter so IT MAKES NO SENSE if I can’t see it!! come on back to SR and let me have it AM!!!
that is so nice Krysi J for apologizing but the day that I let what ppl say that don’t personally know me bother me is the day I log off forever.It was all in fun, unless there was some truth to what was being said. I’m lead to believe there was some truth because of her leaving and taking to twitter. I sure hope she wasn’t a defense attorney(I use that term loosely) because she doesn’t have tough skin at all.
thaspinaltruth Says:
I think some people use the internet as a way to pretend they are something that they aren’t. I mean behind the keypad you can be anything you want(like a attoeney). It’s like OZ when you behind the keypad.
I know, cause behind the keypad I’m a whitegirl from Iowa..I just wish I was black and lived in ATL.
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@krysi :surprised: Did I miss that?!?! Now I have to scroll up…..shyt.
@thaspinaltruth Says:
Ummm No. I’ll pass. Anybody blogging more then they are working, couldn’t help me at all
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I know that’s right!
There was also a guy on Blackplanet (probably is still there) who started shyt w/ everyone just so that they would react. He talked about everyone w/ real pics when he looked like a skinned cat.
@Shauny-I know I got couple of people with that..
VI…get your Kleenex ready. its a great read.
For the record I am proud of AM. For all her accomplishments. If any accomplishments were made.
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looks at VI
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
I interrupt this Roast with an important message:
Rickey Smiley is being sued by the airport security guard that kept begging to take a picture with him.
Smiley reportedly made jokes about “Henry the Gay Security Guard” on his radio show.
The incident happened in Texas where, calling someone homosexual “imputes the crime of sodomy.”
@OutsidetheBox and Raven
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I couldn’t resist.
*sucks teeth and crosses arms like you do when your mama aint looking*
Not me.
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come on Outside be sorry…..cuz I’m sorry
SAWWWWY for HER MUTHHA
^say what? Ppl so sue happy.
@ggouch, I thought her criminal justice certificate came from that Everett school in the commercials?
@corporate- what the hail? Sodomy????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dont try to clean it up now @Lexus. :lolol:
thaspinaltruth Says:
I think some people use the internet as a way to pretend they are something that they aren’t. I mean behind the keypad you can be anything you want(like a attoeney). It’s like OZ when you behind the keypad
Who are you?
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I know right. I’m Barack’s Mistres.
Krysi J Says:
come on Outside be sorry…..cuz I’m sorry
SAWWWWY for HER MUTHHA
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NIght @ Corp.
*thinking* this is so immature…but
Gone 4 real this time!
@ggouch…that means you too…LOL
@ggouch, I thought her criminal justice certificate came from that Everett school in the commercials?
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*looks at GG with tears welded up in my eyes*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAKE IT STOP!!!
Looks like Rickey is gonna need a good attorney.
Since we are gonna be childish; lets list the ppl she could never defend:
No one!!!
Raven Says:
Looks like Rickey is gonna need a good attorney.
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***Dammit Raven, I just changed my pants. And you were gonna keep this to yourself because you were new***
o.k Cinderaven I see ya. Liking you already with the BIG gravi
@Raven-How you change your name so fasr….
fasr=fast
Ravennnnnn noooooo!!!!!!! Im out. Unh uh. Bye y’all.
Looks like Rickey is gonna need a good attorney.
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OK DAMMIT THATS IT…*letting out laughter as I talk* …now …..thats…..
JUST A DAMN NUFF!!!! Yalll ain have to do dat lady like that….*bursts into laughter again* ….oh shyt……….*whispering in laughter hiding behind Gyps grabs VI* you think she can still see us laughing now???
Ebony on Player’s Club
“Naw……..let me out”
I’m gon yall…..thats too much, I’m done.
see yall 2morrow!
@Krysi “They’re all gonna laugh at yoooou” That damn brownsuga
Shauny Says:
o.k Cinderaven I see ya. Liking you already with the BIG gravi
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I had fun today, you guys are addictive.
missy Says:
@Raven-How you change your name so fasr….
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At WordPress I changed my nickname.
So she is going in on Daisy? C’mon…Daisy is one of the nice ones.
gypsyeyes Says:
Raven Says:
Looks like Rickey is gonna need a good attorney.
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***Dammit Raven, I just changed my pants. And you were gonna keep this to yourself because you were new***
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I couldn’t help myself today.
Okay I just saw what Am said to Daisy…And I think she was wrong for that….but i think she feels betrayed and wants to hurt y’all how she felt y’all hurt her…(even though daisy get the brunt of it)
Any who y’all should ease up on AM ..even though she probably wont comment for a little while..If you don’t like what she says or is about ignore her comments…PLZ …..
I for one like AM she never did anything to rub me the wrong way but i’m probably in the minority…
Dauym there hasn’t been a roasting like this Amulet(mullet)….awwww the good ole days.
although I think that one was worse.
I gotta go but I enjoyed today.
to Raven, formerly known as Cinderella. Be safe everyone & have a great night.
Cinderella Says:
I gotta go but I enjoyed today.
to Raven, formerly known as Cinderella. Be safe everyone & have a great night.
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Thanks Cinderella, have a great evening.
I’m out too ya’ll. Have a good night everyone.
Who gives a damn about Yung Berg? But anyhoo, the comentary in this post is so funny. I am duly entertained. If Attorney Mom ddn’t learn her lesson before, she sure as hell learned it today. ((LOL))
missy did you join Twitter?
I didn’t see because I never followed AM on Twitter (not on purpose though) but I heard she was hurt by Isc and went hard at Daisy and I think it was misdirected because Isc was 100% real with her and Daisy didn’t say/do anything other than laugh while others just WENT IN on her.
Posters like AM, Charles (when he was on), and INSTENSE don’t bother me because we have a bit of all spectrums up in here. I also know why other people have the opinions they have of them too but it is what it is, we are all some crazy characters.
o.k I’m done with this one. AM act like you have Natalie’s chin and take this punch girl.
Cinnamon Kisses Says:
for that one.
Dauym there hasn’t been a roasting like this Amulet(mullet)
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NOPE Divinebrown is still the
@ Missy
I like AM also. I was serious about what I said to her. I wanted to say something earlier but didn’t want to come out of pocket to her. When I saw she said she posted her on monster I felt that was the perfect opportunity to voice my opinion (and I posted before I read all the comments going in).
BUTTTTTTT
All that slick talk she was doing on Twitter (a private page at that) was straight bogus. AM you need to look in the mirror because if EVERY site you go to is always going in on you then maybe its you. Maybe you just stanking (c) Mama Payne.
Her comments on that blog are outrageous and if I was looking for an attrny I would not hire her with that mouth. PLUS she lives in the same city as Monica. What if Mo has her black listed from getting a job. She doesn’t know who that woman knows.
@ shauny…..NOT THE MOON CHIN……. dead……again.
Shauny, did you see my request on twitter?
I don’t know why she ran outta here like that, but hey, Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it. She does go hard at people sometimes.
@Shauny
Thank you. I was just trying to give some honest advice. it’s a known fact that employers check facebook, twitter, ect. As an attorney she should know that. Shoot how many criminals have gone down for their myspace/facebook pages. Her real name is attached to that screen name. The same way regular posters found it and called her out anyone can do it.
@Iscream-I see where you were coming from but she probably doesn’t…everyone on urban blogs practically knows who AM is and she posts up videos showing herself so people know her name and what she looks like….so she can’t deny and say it isn’t her..
I understood where everyone was coming from..but I was just wondering why some people don’t like her and they barely had any interaction with her..I guess they don’t like her commentary…
AM I wish you the best and I hope you can find inner peace and just allow people to do what they want because at the end of the day we are our own people and sometimes when we try to help others we forget to help ourselves…And I think you shouldn’t allow people to control your emotions with their words.Just stay positive if someone comes at you out of left field and you are offended just stay positive and skip over.(I’ll try an heed my own advice)
AM stay positive in 2010 and big things will be poppin in 2010…..
gypsy – I saw and accepted you. I was looking for you but couldn’t find you (I’m blind as heck…lol)
Isc you were honest but blunt and I knew it was going to be taking for worse instead of constructive criticism and it was.
@ Isc……..YUP Divine still holds the crown.
I also think that you kept it 100 with her(AM) and you were NOT disrespectful.
By the way imma purchase your book ASAP.
Missy Said:
@Iscream-I see where you were coming from but she probably doesn’t…everyone on urban blogs practically knows who AM is and she posts up videos showing herself so people know her name and what she looks like….so she can’t deny and say it isn’t her..
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YESSSSSSS I forgot she post her face on youtube and then links it to that screen name. smh
@Shauny
Yep sure was. I even said no disrespect. but ke sa ra sa ra.
@ Cinnamon Kisses.
@Gyps thanks girl
Yes she tried to come for me but I was not going to give her anymore shine 
Whew! Ya’ll went hard.
Hey Everyone….I hate getting off @ 2 because I’m always last to post on something but here it goes…AM talks real slick to folks on the regular, when she came back her 1st statement was “f@ck everybody” blah blah blah, now knowing how bad ppl talked about her, she stayed taking little shots, then she lied and said she didn’t do a post on what happened….she’s a gotdamn liar because I read it and she linked the twitter/SFTA/charles/sr comments to it with instructions on which comment it started in. I said this before and I will say it again…Google her name and nothing but AM posts come up with her talking reckless about Monica, calling corporate enviroments “plantations” and youtube vid’s and she told Sandra she was on a year medical leave that started in the summer of 09 why the eff you going back to work so soon…There are details we all leave about ourselves here….but if you don’t keep up with your internet lies……they can come back to bite you in your e-ass…..Sorry for the long post, but I’m not sorry for any laughs I had today.
thaspinaltruth Says:
whooooooooooooooo Sandra!
But I wouldn’t won’t a blogging attorney to represent me. I may lose the case, because my attorney, stop to post a comment on a blog.
–LMAO!!
WOW!!! I’m sitting here at home rollin…# 14 started it all with that comment and I have to say that was the funniest because they just put it out there….LMBO!!!
I’m sorry to jump in and out like that fam, but my manager made a surprise visit. Had to get off before the company blocks the site…LOL..
But ya’ll know the tea….
ATTENTION ALL who even still cares.
Attrnymom has left a msg for us (I saw Krysi, Daisy, sandra, and myself be called out) on Charles blog.
Since I KNOW you are reading
A hurt dog barks the loudest. & all that ra ra about what employers monitor… well that’s something you don’t have to worry about…. 
@ Iscream
I just read it on my phone (massa blocked charles site) and AttorneyMom you can take your eagle ass on and get to stepping but in the famous words of Sandra Rose ” You’ll be back”.
And one last thing….you want to say the posters here are childish and mean, but you went after a poster here on Twitter last night, you didn’t come after the main folks dragging you, a lot of us are on Twitter too, you went for the person you thought you could hurt the most just like the BULLY your ass is, but then you got roasted even harder. I look forward to the day you return. We will all be sitting at our “low-paying” jobs waiting for you…
Me on Jeaopardy
“Alex I’d like to take people who blog all day on numerous sites doggin other people out and claim to be a coproate attorney for 1000!”
Alex: Alright Brown for 1000 and the win “This blogger started a blog called punkaaparents and expects to get hired as a (Alex starts to laugh) “Corporate Attorney”
Brown: *while music is playin in the background* Who is Attorneymom!!!!!!!!
Gone now chile!!!!!! Slide down a sliding board made out of razor blades into a pool of rubbing alchol and marinate in it for a while!!!!! I dislike those who seek attention!!!!
alchol= Alcohol
I actually read that message and my opinion on that is; as an attorney that was your statement? I don’t doubt that she has gone to law school but I can’t for the life of me understand her. She has said that she was on medical(afflac, please look at all videos posted to youtube to see where your money went) but yet you were shopping your resume. I’m not trying to dog you because yesterday was all in fun but you can’t possibly take yourself seriously. As a commenter I thought that you were cool but yesterday’s comment was quite self-indulgent and narcissistic and that is where it went down hill.
Good morning all!!
HEEEYYYY GYPSSAAYYYYYY!
good morning all!
so we’re at it again
okay, let me just say that it wasn’t that serious yesterday. scandalous1 made a comment that caught everyone off guard and i think that’s what was so funny…not that he was going in on AM. sometimes people get the giggles off the simplest things and i think that’s how the situation was yesterday. no one was talking bad about her at all. i come here to lurk, comment and laugh so my workday goes by a little smoother and as we all know, laughter is good for the soul. #carryon
Attrnymom has left a msg for us (I saw Krysi, Daisy, sandra, and myself be called out) on Charles blog.
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man SO!
I’m Sawwwwry for both their Muthahs!
Why can’t ya’ll let AM be great! I have tears in my eyes and a tiny tinkle in my pants. Thanks for the laughs!
I wondered why there were so many comments in here. I don’t know who Yung Bro is so I skipped this post. Poor AM.