Comedian Alex Thomas recently caught up with the chick who boasts the longest weave in the world. Holy Goldie answers all of your most pressing questions after the break! Don’t try this at home, ladies. That much weave will break ya neck!
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That chit is too long
You know, I see short and long weaves that looked busted. At least this chick keeps her’s well kept. I don’t like it necessarily but, I don’t knock a neat and clean weave.
Longest and ugliest ugh
All that weight on her EDGES!
Tertra114 says:
All that weight on her EDGES!
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Could you imagine that crap wet
lawd !
WERK BYTCH!!!
I bet the ends got all kinds of fart dust n skid mark remains
sir.
IM GLADE MY FANTASIA DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. HAYYYYY TASIA LOVE YA!!
She reminds me of a homemade Cabbage Patch doll from the 80’s
ReadingIsFundamental says:
You know, I see short and long weaves that looked busted. At least this chick keeps her’s well kept. I don’t like it necessarily but, I don’t knock a neat and clean weave.
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You see them roots
Did ya’ll see Taylor swift new ad for some disney thing as Rapunzle now her extensions was really long and it was actually pretty
Holy Goldie
that name alone is comedy
I would love to be a fly on the mirror when her stylist take them out
Jenie
Let me allow this girl to be great. It’s not my edges and it looks better than half the three inch weaves I see here in the Bay Area.
nothing going on in celebrityville huh?
Audacious2 says:
She reminds me of a homemade Cabbage Patch doll from the 80?s
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She does!
The sea lion was not the bidness
Sandra Rose says:
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Holy Goldie needs to take that bullshat out her hair asap!!
I wonder what was her inspiration behind this decision?
Apologies if this answer was found in the clip…..couldn’t muster up enough energy to watch. 
You ladies scared off all of my potential Morning Glories.
*giggles* Dont be scared to submit your pics ladies. Haters gone hate. Who cares if the hair on your arms is long enough to french braid,,,It makes you unique ala Ms goldie weave
“You selling bottled water and ain’t selling hair :huh:”.
You ladies scared off all of my potential Morning Glories
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You say that like its a bad thing..
Welp that just leaves more room for the MW
The sea lion was not the bidness
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Hrm…that would be sea cow aka manatee #helpful
*I still smile on how that manatee I mean Morn Glow brought the blog together all kumbaya and chit*
You ladies scared off all of my potential Morning Glories.
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It’s to cold for AMERICUS to be out there posin on a bale of Hay
Nasir Rahim says:
IM GLADE MY FANTASIA DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. HAYYYYY TASIA LOVE YA!!
HUH
are u mocking Caramel 
To the morning glory thing. BWAHAAAA! And to weave chick…the chick that was Tommy’s girlfriend should come outta hiding from Martin cause her shyt was long and that was the 90’s.
Sandra Rose says:
You ladies scared off all of my potential Morning Glories.
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not me I always said nice things
If/When she washes her hair, there’s no way that hair dries within a reasonable amount of time before it starts to mildew!
all that hair
looks like a hot azz mess 
all that hair
looks like a hot azz mess 
Now that is alot of yaki and she definitely looks like a used condom
Is that NB Syndrome Auntie
Unsanitary
Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:
I bet the ends got all kinds of fart dust n skid mark remains sir.
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Re: Tommys g-friend…If thats who I think it is,,,Thats all hers…And last I saw her…She was on broad way still doing her thang
If/When she washes her hair, there’s no way that hair dries within a reasonable amount of time before it starts to mildew!
She said it take 45 minutes
Naija, #30 I bet a dollar to a doughnut even AuntSan was rolling that day…
that shait look heavy azz hell. she need a midget behind her to hold it and take some weight off her head. This bish dont have any edges just forehead and hair!
I can think of a lot of Martin Lawrence weave jokes to insert here, but I will let those stay in the 90s where they belong…..but damn, she has to have long natural hair to support this foolishness, or am i wrong?
@ Sandra Rose
Imma be your next Morning Glory contestant. I gotta go cut all my hair off and oil my chest up first. It’s gonna be a spread me in different color basketball shorts tho.
I can only see the stills……..and from that
I always thought that was weave in that chicks hair. Good for her than cause that was a lot of damn hair.
Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says: I bet the ends got all kinds of fart dust n skid mark remains sir.
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I like this girls spunk. She should’ve demostrated her talent tho…always ALWAYS push your product.
Where is FayFay…all that constant tension on her scalp can NOT be a good thang.
OAN….I put a curse on EACH and ERRY one of y’all…that didn’t bother to say
May you and all of ur future generations…get corns on EVERY toe!!
Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:
I bet the ends got all kinds of fart dust n skid mark remains
sir.
If/When she washes her hair, there’s no way that hair dries within a reasonable amount of time before it starts to mildew!
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I don’t think there is any washing going on.
She said it take 45 minutes
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she a daym lie. I got 14 nches of straigh hair and the dryer tour is no less than 1.5.. amd with curls?
Well it’s cool for winter for warmth : cold: wrap it around like a scarf/shawl/turban… But for summer? Nah.
Holy Moly
Milky, I left you something downstairs
Sandra Rose says: You ladies scared off all of my potential Morning Glories.
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Then they are not ready to be models like they all aspire to be.
ALL folks in the spotlight get criticized….they let some ANON posters on a blog scare them??? Then they aint ready for that life.
She said it take 45 minutes
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she a daym lie. I got 14 nches of straigh hair and the dryer tour is no less than 1.5.. amd with curls?
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she need to stop lying my hair was down to my waist and took at least 2 hours to dry. What this bish doing taking it out and putting it in the dryer on very dry setting?
Sandra Rose says:
You ladies scared off all of my potential Morning Glories.
They knew better sending in pics with tires in the background, one was a human chia pet, the one in Americus with the John Deere wardrobe, and lawd knows that chile with that play writing degree needed help 
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No we gave them a reality check
May you and all of ur future generations…get corns on EVERY toe!!
#bringitRodeSholors
But why they look like crochet braids?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…sheddup
:hugs:
This guhl channeling Daryll Hannah
why do our people do this?
Ty, Milky,Heartland and
Those gravis
Diva says:
This guhl channeling Daryll Hannah
why do our people do this?
From SPlash!
Fay!
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Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:
Re: Tommys g-friend…If thats who I think it is,,,Thats all hers…And last I saw her…She was on broad way still doing her thang
@Milky, we having grand twins I hear!!!!!
double blessing! God is GOOD all the time and all the time God is Good!
Somebody ought to put some fire to ass end of that weave.
I wonder what is it that she feels like she accomplished something?
Holy Moly
Milky, I left you something downstairs
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thanks bew i know it’s gonna be alright. they are not my babies but i plan to help out as much as possible or until someone gets on my nerves. My son bet not neva eva eva eva eva do this shait again or he goin to be doin it by himself for real….
wait. what?? Sandra yeen gone post the MG pics i sent tho?? :rollseyes: i see how yew dew!
gm luvmuffin, how yew?
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DTTS!
Oooooooooo So the bish Repunzel is REAL, who let her down from her tower
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd whats up with the fantasia STAN….
@DTTS, yep!!! Dam shame
@ Yall…KimYe is everything hunty *twirl, twirl*
@Milky, we having grand twins I hear!!!!! double blessing! God is GOOD all the time and all the time God is Good!
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yeah bew yall will be seeing pics if they kayewt! lol or yall gon see pics with paper bags ova dey heads! lol
@Fay, I did anutha braid out!!!!! Why didn’t ya’ll tell me about this years ago?
“Happy Birthday to THE HOLY GOLDY on January 24!!” <– from her one-page website.
Besides her mixtape, she also has a calendar and exclusive merchandise coming soon. Besides being a recording artist and songwriter, she's also an Astrologist and Numerologist. Get it The Holy Goldy!
Milky says:
@Milky, we having grand twins I hear!!!!! double blessing! God is GOOD all the time and all the time God is Good!
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yeah bew yall will be seeing pics if they kayewt! lol or yall gon see pics with paper bags ova dey heads! lol
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They grandmammy is cute….so they gone be cute! TRUST
who let her down from her tower
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Her hair stinks. Every foul smell is in that bish. Cig smoke (even if she doesn’t smoke), chicken she fried yesterday, her perfume, sweat, nut, ugh!
You ladies scared off all of my potential Morning Glories
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You say that like its a bad thing..
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+1
Holy Moly Doughnut Shop might as well go do some porn and forget about that music career.
Yep, just be nice Milky, and see how it goes
He will learn from this experience.
I have a friend, who went through this with her son, and it turned out that it wasn’t his, after a year, and to this day, (this was 7 yrs ago)-No bm issues or possible bm’s. He learned his lesson the hard way
EwwHHH
ANDDDDDDDDDDD
Nasir Rahim says:
IM GLADE MY FANTASIA DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. HAYYYYY TASIA LOVE YA!!
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LOL! U lubbs U some FANNIE4REAL
@Milkayyyy…well congrats! Twins..ahhh a DOUBLE blessin!
@Divurrr I
back downstairs to give u a ride up hurrr…& u was gone. You owe me $3.47 gas money!
I think I ate too much bacon.
Fay
<–for real hyped up. I'm doing the damn thang yo 
Fantasia isn’t even in this post but somehow this person keeps mentioning her in EVERY post. Troll?
MzTisch says:
Her hair stinks. Every foul smell is in that bish. Cig smoke (even if she doesn’t smoke), chicken she fried yesterday, her perfume, sweat, nut, ugh!
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GOAT
I almost always say it with the hand gestures like Mike Epps everytime I hear that
What’s for lunch?
mzwhang90210 says:
@Milkayyyy…well congrats! Twins..ahhh a DOUBLE blessin!
@Divurrr I back downstairs to give u a ride up hurrr…& u was gone. You owe me $3.47 gas money!
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Guhl, I sawwy I wasted yo gas…can I pay you in foodstamps?
Besides her mixtape, she also has a calendar and exclusive merchandise coming soon.
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I ain’t trynna knock her hustle…but what tha hell do the pics look like on this calendar? 365 days of weave?
That woman got a head full of Ramen Noodles!
Troll?
:rollseyes: #helovesher
If/When she washes her hair, there’s no way that hair dries within a reasonable amount of time before it starts to mildew!
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I don’t think there is any washing going on.
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Lawd i hope so! My cousin sure didnt tho!
Me: Pooh! Your twists are so cute! (long down to her butt, very neatly done, beautiful really)
I dont.. I didnt know I could.
Yeah..you can.. How long you been wearing them?
Cuz you nasty.
Her: Thank you cuz!
Me: How do you wash all that?!?!
Her:
Me:
Her: About three months..
Me:
LMAO
JMO says:
That woman got a head full of Ramen Noodles!
@Divurrr
hell nah….find Shay and boost me sumfin!!
They grandmammy is cute….so they gone be cute! TRUST
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awww! thanks that’s why ur my e-bew! panches ur bootay. by the way ur hair looks nice. I was thinking about doing the same style. I have to take a pic of my length now so fay can see the growth. imma get layers cut into it next week!!
*hurt
but what tha hell do the pics look like on this calendar? 365 days of weave?
One of my dear sweet friends (GOD rest her beautiful soul
) used to braid her hair in micros all the way down to her butt. She channeled the shiat out of Susan Taylor and ended up with Susan’s infamous “hairline” or lack thereof. She was incredibly beautiful but did weird things to her hair and her eyebrows. Just shaved them suckers off and drew them back in with a pencil. I guess she was channeling her inner Latina with the shaved/penciled in eyebrows! 
That woman got a head full of Ramen Noodles!
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The chicken kind!
365 days of weave?
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Right!
What’s for lunch?
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Soup. Agane (losing pds)
Honey Mustard pretzs.
Agua.
flyygirl says:
did anyone hear about Detrick Haddon and all this affair/babymama/fiance/adultry stuff going on?
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Aweeee shat nah
do tell personally I thought that ninja was 
mzwhang90210 says:
@Divurrr
hell nah….find Shay and boost me sumfin!!
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to Walmart and find that dude Kenya hang out wif…I’mma see if that nucca will go boost some mo ADT signs 
Let me
I ain’t trynna knock her hustle…but what tha hell do the pics look like on this calendar? 365 days of weave?
More like a hooded trench coat 
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it doesnt even look like a weave
JMO says: That woman got a head full of Ramen Noodles!
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@Divurrr…go see a Dr guhl. Can’t have u gettin sick…da hell would we do wiff all the excess liquor?
@fly..I didn’t…do tell!
JMO says:
That woman got a head full of Ramen Noodles!
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Diva says:
mzwhang90210 says:
@Divurrr
hell nah….find Shay and boost me sumfin!!
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to Walmart and find that dude Kenya hang out wif…I’mma see if that nucca will go boost some mo ADT signs 
Let me
Yall azzes gonna be Catch a Predator!
did anyone hear about Detrick Haddon and all this affair/babymama/fiance/adultry stuff going on?
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Detrick Haddon’s straight?
Diva says:
mzwhang90210 says:
@Divurrr
hell nah….find Shay and boost me sumfin!!
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Let me to Walmart and find that dude Kenya hang out wif…I’mma see if that nucca will go boost some mo ADT signs
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Oh so Dvia, you don’t want to be shyt today either? ok cool. While you are there, can you just ask him to return the sign…no ask him if he even has it first.
Diva says:
Lawd God I hope I’m not getting the flu…I just coughed and it her on the right side of my chest! Ya’ll pray for me NOW!!!!
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let me hold u… wait let me put my mask on first.. let me make u anotha hottie and rub ur shoulders and neck for you!!!! start drankin some oj…
MissHarlem says:
GOAT
I almost always say it with the hand gestures like Mike Epps everytime I hear that
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I be loving that(quoting little shat from movies)
<<<<- Is in need of a cocktail Stat!
flyygirl says:
did anyone hear about Detrick Haddon and all this affair/babymama/fiance/adultry stuff going on?
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another gospel singer has Fallen in the Trap… Them gospel groupies are a killa ya here me.
Diva says:
Lawd God I hope I’m not getting the flu…I just coughed and it her on the right side of my chest! Ya’ll pray for me NOW!!!!
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Praying for healing!
I always get the flu shot and never, ever had that bug! I had it one time when I did not get the shot and boy oh boy that was all it took. I have been getting my shot for over 10 years now and have never had to contend with the mighty flu virus.
Diva says:
Lawd God I hope I’m not getting the flu…I just coughed and it her on the right side of my chest! Ya’ll pray for me NOW!!!!
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Praying for healing!
I always get the flu shot and never, ever had that bug! I had it one time when I did not get the shot and boy oh boy that was all it took. I have been getting my shot for over 10 years now and have never had to contend with the mighty flu virus.
@Divurrr…don’t nobody want no pimple-riddled ADT sign!!
I think i saw this chick on that Kevin Hart comedy special…is it One Night Stand? Anyway he brought her up outta the audience and put her hair on his head and I thought it was funny until yall done brought up it being sat on and farted on with poot stains in it
da fugg is a detrick haddon
jeniefrumdabloc
I thought he was too! I asked my husband but he says he doesn’t recall people every saying that sort of thing about him. Well apparently, Detrick wrote a long facebook post outing his wife for having an affair with another gospel artist who is also married. Detrick also has been divorced from his wife for a year now, but no one knew about it. Within that one year, he got another woman pregnant and then proposed to her. I can’t remember the gospel artists name that his wife had an affair with. It’s a lot of drama.
did anyone hear about Detrick Haddon and all this affair/babymama/fiance/adultry stuff going on?
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I know he and the ex divorced…truth be told I’m waiting for him to pull a Tonex
da fugg is a detrick haddon
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“gospel” artist
Hello ROSES
OTB
I be missin yall :wails:
Milky says:
They grandmammy is cute….so they gone be cute! TRUST
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awww! thanks that’s why ur my e-bew! panches ur bootay. by the way ur hair looks nice. I was thinking about doing the same style. I have to take a pic of my length now so fay can see the growth. imma get layers cut into it next week!!
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@Stranger, you always saying shat to make me ponder, whatever happened to To Catch a Predator?? I would sit and watch that faithfully every week.
DIVA Hope you feel better
gets you some vicks and put it on ya chest and the bottom of ya feet, then put some socks on 
and some sweats. Get you some rest
mzwhang90210 says:
@ Ditty & Ty & Nakey
@Divurrr…don’t nobody want no pimple-riddled ADT sign!!
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Gone git somewhere Whang….you wrong cause Kenya called the popo looking for hers.
goin to lurnch. bbl
I would paste the facebook post that Haddon put out there, but I’m not doing all that. It’s a strange story but I don’t really care that much search for the post and paste it here. But i’m sure yall could google it.
Sammmmmmmmmm
Boot!
@fly…say wutttttttt?
My mom (RIP) was a minister. When I tell you there is MORE drama in church folk than a lil bit…chileeeeeee
jeniefrumdabloc says:
DIVA Hope you feel better gets you some vicks and put it on ya chest and the bottom of ya feet, then put some socks on and some sweats. Get you some rest
Yep Diva and don’t forget to put some of that vicks up under your nose and around your nostrils right Jenie?
I just called the dr. that dayum sprite can’t see me until tomorrow afternoon…I told them I had pain in me chest when I cough….they don’t give two fuggs. Mutha$%%$$$
but on another note, I got some hot fries! Yummy in my prego tummy! havent’ had these in years. they are as tasty as i remember
flyygirl says:
jeniefrumdabloc
I thought he was too! I asked my husband but he says he doesn’t recall people every saying that sort of thing about him. Well apparently, Detrick wrote a long facebook post outing his wife for having an affair with another gospel artist who is also married. Detrick also has been divorced from his wife for a year now, but no one knew about it. Within that one year, he got another woman pregnant and then proposed to her. I can’t remember the gospel artists name that his wife had an affair with. It’s a lot of drama.
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I remember that shyt with Tye tribbet and his affair and they said he was messing around with another gospel artist wife ummmmm that dude James Fortune Wife.. but those couples worked out their shyt and stayed together… I did not Know deitrick and demita were divorced.
Sammmmmmm where you beez?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says: da fugg is a detrick haddon
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Ya damn heathen!
Boot, it doesn’t come on anymore ION think. I be glued to the tv too! Looking like “5,4,3,2,1 He’s gonna cry!”
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Not making light of any abuse
flyygirl says:
jeniefrumdabloc
I thought he was too! I asked my husband but he says he doesn’t recall people every saying that sort of thing about him. Well apparently, Detrick wrote a long facebook post outing his wife for having an affair with another gospel artist who is also married. Detrick also has been divorced from his wife for a year now, but no one knew about it. Within that one year, he got another woman pregnant and then proposed to her. I can’t remember the gospel artists name that his wife had an affair with. It’s a lot of drama.
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He is on my FB, Ima have to check it out.
I always thought he was gay though, even his ex look like a tranny. I get the impression that Dietrek is gay but he one of them ones is trying his best to fight the feeling 
but of course I could be wrong. I like his music very much 
Exceedingly, abundantly, above of all. According too the powers 
that worketh in you ……
He’s able
Oldskool71 says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
DIVA Hope you feel better gets you some vicks and put it on ya chest and the bottom of ya feet, then put some socks on and some sweats. Get you some rest
Yep Diva and don’t forget to put some of that vicks up under your nose and around your nostrils right Jenie?
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I guess I’m gonna be taking my azz to Walgreens in few! shyt this gone ruin my damn day!!!! I should have gotten that flu shot…I kept debating….now look what happened….
Hey Whang
you the only one who spoke to me today 
you guys are “caramelizing” me today…
I’m waiting for him to pull a Tonex
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Me too. All in due time.
Sam *running like On The Wings Of Love*
somebody compared him to tonex, so I’m the hethen? 
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My mom (RIP) was a minister. When I tell you there is MORE drama in church folk than a lil bit…chileeeeeee
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My kids and mom keep my thorughly entertained about the goings on at church!I cant believe them folks cut up like that!
Pastors favorite. Or she wear her clothes too tight..or whose kid got the part in whatever church play. A mess!
mzwhang90210 says:
Sammmmmmmmmm
Boot!
@fly…say wutttttttt?
My mom (RIP) was a minister. When I tell you there is MORE drama in church folk than a lil bit…chileeeeeee
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Yes there is more drama in the church than anywhere else and I’m a church person (Christian) and can admit that. I’ve seen some stuff. Have you ever read the book “Church Folk” ? It is truly dramatic but that stuff really happens!
@Diva They short dry coughs that’s hurting your chest? If so, it sounds like bronchitis
BOOT
I will never caramel you girl
why is everyone gay these days
Most “gospel” and “r&b men are real soft looking like that
MsDiva, I put a little Vicks on my finger and swallow it #faserious
It coats your throat.
you guys are “caramelizing” me today…
Diva says:
Oldskool71 says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
DIVA Hope you feel better gets you some vicks and put it on ya chest and the bottom of ya feet, then put some socks on and some sweats. Get you some rest
Yep Diva and don’t forget to put some of that vicks up under your nose and around your nostrils right Jenie?
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I guess I’m gonna be taking my azz to Walgreens in few! shyt this gone ruin my damn day!!!! I should have gotten that flu shot…I kept debating….now look what happened….
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Chile everytime I get that damn flu shot, I catch the flu
I hear this flu shot is not helping this recent cases of the flu 
OTB, ask Monique something she can’t answer!
#controversy
whats up yall somebody ask about lunch holla at me i got them just like new refurbished Mcribs for the low
:stop: Ty Tribbet isn’t he that one that hops around all over the stage
the ugly one 
OTB, ask Monique something she can’t answer!
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Boot, it doesn’t come on anymore ION think. I be glued to the tv too! Looking like “5,4,3,2,1 He’s gonna cry!”
they be in there with all kind of lame excuses. What use to chap my hide is how, the show was popular as hell but nobody knew who Chris Hansen was??? 
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Not making light of any abuse
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I hear this flu shot is not helping this recent cases of the flu
It’s supposedly helping people NOT die from it or get pneumonia from it. But you can still get it, you just won’t die
Oldskool71 says:
@Diva They short dry coughs that’s hurting your chest? If so, it sounds like bronchitis
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yep they are short dry coughs!!!!
the ugly one
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Yep
OutsidetheBox says:
My mom (RIP) was a minister. When I tell you there is MORE drama in church folk than a lil bit…chileeeeeee
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My kids and mom keep my thorughly entertained about the goings on at church!I cant believe them folks cut up like that!
Pastors favorite. Or she wear her clothes too tight..or whose kid got the part in whatever church play. A mess!
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I ended up having to fight one day in the sanctuary… I nicely told the teenage girl she needs to watch how she talks to my grandfater, and then she had the nerve to push me dead into the drums… It was ON a poppin from there
TURN THE OTHA CHEEK MY ASS
@fly :hugs:…didnt know u were preggers…congrats! Do u know if it’s a boy/girl? Are you excited? When’s your due date? Is this your first?
@Ditty….I’m not makin lite of pedo’s eitha but…did you see when that fat perv…got butt arse nakid…in that kitchen???
Lawdddd the look on his face when Chris Hansen came out….I..was…rollin!!
OTB
@OTB
“pastors favorite”
@DTTS swallowing vicks??? whatchu talking bout willis???
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I hear this flu shot is not helping this recent cases of the flu
It’s supposedly helping people NOT die from it or get pneumonia from it. But you can still get it, you just won’t die
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Lawd I hope my expiration date is not soon
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ty Tribbet isn’t he that one that hops around all over the stage the ugly one
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yep thats him
Miss, hey ma
OutsidetheBox says:
My mom (RIP) was a minister. When I tell you there is MORE drama in church folk than a lil bit…chileeeeeee
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My kids and mom keep my thorughly entertained about the goings on at church!I cant believe them folks cut up like that!
Pastors favorite. Or she wear her clothes too tight..or whose kid got the part in whatever church play. A mess!
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Or how about the Pastor and first lady taking in a wayward young woman, only for the pastor to divorce his wife and marry the young woman? the young woman was going around telling everyone that he was like a father to her, then turned around and married the man after his divorce! i’m sure you can fill in the blanks with this one. This happened to someone my family knows dearly. I’m never surprised at anything anymore.
Church is just as messy as the club, beauty shop, barber shop and all of that mixed….at least the folks in the clubs and such ain’t hiding their dirt behind Jesus and being all “Sanctified”
A former “Minister” friend of mine called himself showing up to my house while I was away on business……stated to the former Mrs.Chan (this story and the former title on her are not related) that he felt her “spirit” and he needed to come over and pray for her at 11:17 pm….the very night that HE dropped me off at the airport. Well, she called me before she answered the door and I heard everything and let’s just say his ministering days aren’t what they used to be.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ty Tribbet isn’t he that one that hops around all over the stage the ugly one
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Lawd knows he is butt azz ugly…..a face only a mother would love….hopping around like a jack rabbit on stage…smh
@Diva, get to the doctor asap, that flu ain’t no joke
First fatality from the flu in DE was a 3 mos old… 
Ty Tribbet isn’t he that one that hops around all over the stage the ugly one
the one that says get rid of your homosexuality as he plows another woman while married
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mzwhang90210 says:
@ Boot & Ditty
@fly …didnt know u were preggers…congrats! Do u know if it’s a boy/girl? Are you excited? When’s your due date? Is this your first?
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thanks. this is my first and i’m very excited. We aren’t finding out the gender of the baby though.
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I hear this flu shot is not helping this recent cases of the flu
It’s supposedly helping people NOT die from it or get pneumonia from it. But you can still get it, you just won’t die
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Lawd I hope my expiration date is not soon
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Stop talking crazy chick!
But it does sound like bronchitis which can really make your chest and stomach muscles hurt from the short dry coughs that just won't quit…
Bootcampgirl says:
@Diva, get to the doctor asap, that flu ain’t no joke First fatality from the flu in DE was a 3 mos old…
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The can’t see me until tomorrow afternoon
iAmChan says:
Church is just as messy as the club, beauty shop, barber shop and all of that mixed….at least the folks in the clubs and such ain’t hiding their dirt behind Jesus and being all “Sanctified”
A former “Minister” friend of mine called himself showing up to my house while I was away on business……stated to the former Mrs.Chan (this story and the former title on her are not related) that he felt her “spirit” and he needed to come over and pray for her at 11:17 pm….the very night that HE dropped me off at the airport. Well, she called me before she answered the door and I heard everything and let’s just say his ministering days aren’t what they used to be.
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i believe it. smh. lets not discount these fast tail women too. they will do anything to get close to the pastor. married or not.
Oldskool71 says:
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I hear this flu shot is not helping this recent cases of the flu
It’s supposedly helping people NOT die from it or get pneumonia from it. But you can still get it, you just won’t die
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Lawd I hope my expiration date is not soon
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Stop talking crazy chick! But it does sound like bronchitis which can really make your chest and stomach muscles hurt from the short dry coughs that just won't quit…
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I got mo life to live…….I gotta kick this shyt pronto though….breathing fast right now….
*takes McRib and throws it in the crowd*
NaijaGal says:
Ty Tribbet isn’t he that one that hops around all over the stage the ugly one
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the one that says get rid of your homosexuality as he plows another woman while married
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Lawd
Hell he looked gay to me too though
Yep, OldSkool, I have swallowed Vicks
It worked good for me. It kinda numbs the throat if it’s sore.
and Boot, I die when the guys “think” they are getting off scott free and walk out that door and the cops Charge towards them 
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Flygirl you better say that
Lord knows the shananigans that go on up in the chuchhhhhhhhh 
@fly
congrats again!
What kills me tho…is the utter gall of these “ministers” to be doin all that evil…& still steppin in the pulpit. Where is your fear of God?? I’m no saint..but ion play with God. And I’m appalled at folks who do and those who condone it!
I knew a minister who had a child with his step-daughter…had the lil boy all up in front of church sangin. Lookin JUST like a lil Rev Jr. :smh:
Hey Oldskool
Swallowing Vicks
what the 
yso what up
fast tail
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I read this in grandmama voice
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I hear this flu shot is not helping this recent cases of the flu
It’s supposedly helping people NOT die from it or get pneumonia from it. But you can still get it, you just won’t die
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It was always a chance you could still get it even if you had the shot. This year vaccine suppose to be a good match. I've heard that this dry, warmer winter is really helping the spread of the virus.
No
Whang , its a lot church folks got they tickets>>> 
gift wrapped headed straight to hell 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Swallowing Vicks what the
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When I was a little girl…my grandma gave me vicks salve to swallow. I think it was different back then….I survived alot of my grandma remedies…….castor in the ears for ear aches too!
i believe it. smh. lets not discount these fast tail women too. they will do anything to get close to the pastor. married or not.
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Think it was Snapped…where that African American minister…his son & mistress..plotted & killed his wife.
He on camera (fake) boo hooin…talkin bout “I’m a man of God so I have to forgive..but this right hurrr…was just cold!”
warmer winter <—–where this at, cus it's colder than a bish here???
Don’t try this at home, ladies. That much weave will break ya neck!
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TOLD yall azzes I almost drowned one time. Jumped in the pool at Myrtle Beach BikeFest 1997 like
Tryna be CUTE…
And had them gatdayum Janet Jackson Poetic Justice braids and almost kilt myself. Went right to the bottom like a fuggin ROCK. Neck was on hurt REST of the week!
((on the bloody factory bullhorn))
I have swallowed VICKS, and it helped! Not a lot of it, just about 2-3 peas worth.
Feel better Diva! I’ve been sick with the flu since last Sunday and I got the flu shot. It’s mandatory for me bc I work in a hospital
My former pastor got busted with 8 pounds of weed. I was pissed, cause I’m out in the streets looking for it and you got it right here in the pulpit.
What kills me tho…is the utter gall of these “ministers” to be doin all that evil…& still steppin in the pulpit
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that’s where the lines “I’m just flesh” “I’m human, not perfect” “pray for me” comes into play
Dubb
LMAO ! 
It’s mandatory for me bc I work in a hospital
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same for my momma…she’s a nurse…they told them, no rotation if you don’t get the shot…she told me they fired a nurse who’d been there for 20 years cause she refused to get a shot
BOOT I was just saying that
its Jack Frost out this bish. I hate layers ie hats etc but this week I layered up sans hat but got my hood
KDUB I remember that
its still funny bc I couldnt even jump rope with them heavy ass braids and you went and JUMPED in the pool big no scratch that HUGE mistake 
I knew a minister who had a child with his step-daughter…had the lil boy all up in front of church sangin. Lookin JUST like a lil Rev Jr. :smh:
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Oh hell no. I would of left to find another church. That’s a mess
*steals Jenny’s dog*
He looks just like my lil Ben
@
that’s why ur brain damaged 
LMAO @ Kdub!
@ Naij..when I tell you that hurts my soul when they hide behind those lame EVIL excuses…and folks applaud like lobotomized sheep…believe me it hurts …my…soul! I take it personally
GOAT I woulda been pissed too
chiittt got me on the alert when Im down to my last bud and all I had to do was go to church?!! WTF chitttttt lol
Hey Now! What ya’ll talkn bout
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
((on the bloody factory bullhorn))
I have swallowed VICKS, and it helped! Not a lot of it, just about 2-3 peas worth.
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Suuuuuuuure *side eye grin to Diva*
Sheddd It Crooked Toes! :rollseyes:
i miss all the good posts..
DTS
steals Lil Ben 
I want a dog like my gravie 
goat76 says:
My former pastor got busted with 8 pounds of weed. I was pissed, cause I’m out in the streets looking for it and you got it right here in the pulpit.
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goat76 says: My former pastor got busted with 8 pounds of weed. I was pissed, cause I’m out in the streets looking for it and you got it right here in the pulpit.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Nakey…u’ve prolly read me font about the small COUNTRY town I grew up in…no choice but that church to go to. And he wasn’t the minister of THAT church…just a deacon. But still. Nassy frog!!
You got Aunt Esther up there!
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Oldskool, I will do it in a heartbeat if I feel a lil tickle in my throat
I’m back sorry folks Hi again to all who spoke, Diva feel better
OTB
they got me really workin :wails:
PROMISE you I did not know you couldn’t swim with braids…you CAN… but your azz best stay atop the fuggin wata. BFF SEEN my azz from the PARKIN LOT…she out there hiding from po po cause we underage dranking in PUBLIC…bish dropped her drank and was like
KDUBBBBBB NOOOOOO :stop: It was too late. Bish jumped the lil hotel swimming pool FENCE to hep me out the water. Said she aint NEVER thought I was gonna surface…Told yall she my Al Cowlings 
Ya’ll in here sinning and transgressing all your life <<<<<—Ester's Favorite Line.
Wonders what she would have said about this weave.
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Jenny, I send texts to Florida saying “say hi to lil Ben for me” and they all die laughing! He is such a cutie too, like a lil mandog
Ms Whang I love your pooch victorian look very classy bish I say
Donnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Heyyy Just Look
I really do not like this cleaning lady
if she roll her eyes at me one mo time , I am reporting her azz !!!! 
bish dropped her drank and was like
KDUBBBBBB NOOOOOO :stop: It was too late. Bish jumped the lil hotel swimming pool FENCE to hep me out the water. Said she aint NEVER thought I was gonna surface…Told yall she my Al Cowlings 
oohlalalun says:
Feel better Diva! I’ve been sick with the flu since last Sunday and I got the flu shot. It’s mandatory for me bc I work in a hospital
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Thank you ma!!!!! @Sam hello and thank you!!!!
@Goat
@Dub :stop: my side is hurting.
What wrong with Diva? Hangoever?
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Kanye Tells Kim No Rap Music While Pregnant
Kanye West has banned Kim Kardashian from listening to rap music while she’s pregnant.
YO, YO, YO, MY HOMIES… LISTENUP! Gazillionaire rapper KANYE WEST just laid down this jaw-droppin’ law on baby-momma KIM KARDASHIAN’s womb – he’s declared that until the birth, the KimYe li’l sucker oven MUST be a “no rap zone!”
In a serious sit-down, no-nonsense Kanye told his lady love: “NO listening to rap music while you’re pregnant with my child!” Said a close Kanye associate: “He blew us away when he told us he’d ordered Kim to listen to nothing but classical music during her pregnancy. He said he plans to give that baby every advantage in the world, and see that it’s educated in the finest schools. The way he put it was, ‘My kid’s gonna go Ivy – and its education is going to start NOW, before it’s even born!’
And Kanye says Kim’s down with that.” Designating his darling’s womb a “no rap zone” sounds like a shocker, but in past interviews Kanye’s made it crystal clear that there’s a time and place for everything – especially the raunchy rap that made him a superstar. When he’s chillin’ in his crib, “I don’t even listen to rap,” he told one blogger years ago.
“My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. I have to be in a way more grimy environment to turn any rap music on!”
Not going to touch that one its too easy 
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Kim’s womb a no rap zone
goat76 says: My former pastor got busted with 8 pounds of weed. I was pissed, cause I’m out in the streets looking for it and you got it right here in the pulpit.
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Jenny, leave that lady alone
Hey Ms. Whang :wang:
Ace!
I’m trying to change my gravi and my damned phone won’t get enough reception for me to do shyt! 
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
da fugg is a detrick haddon
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Me thinks I saw this whack arse movie starring him and that cute lil chicken truck dude off the Game on TVone. I promptly turned from that ish. Dude was supposed to be this sexy R&B star (but he really aint sexy worth a dayum)
That’s ALL I listened to during my pregnancy!
But I love Classical music anyway. The little one plays the violin, never thought about that 
I was doing it for smarts 
Oldskool71 says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
((on the bloody factory bullhorn))
I have swallowed VICKS, and it helped! Not a lot of it, just about 2-3 peas worth.
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Suuuuuuuure *side eye grin to Diva*
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:wave: hey Oldschool
Ty,
That’s an interesting post, that makes me feel a certain kind of way tho (not good)
I mean that includes his stuff 
AND I had done the ish BEFORE so I kinda had knew better but was tryna be CUTE about all that hair….what is wrong with Goldie?
@Nakey…u’ve prolly read me font about the small COUNTRY town I grew up in…no choice but that church to go to. And he wasn’t the minister of THAT church…just a deacon. But still. Nassy frog!!
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I forgot about the small country town your from. I’m sorry. But chile, that’s why I stopped going to the church I used to go to….my son’s father was having relations with one of the pastor’s daughter….chile I was the last to know. Even her husband knew and I did not know. I was all pregnant and dumb looking. smh.
@Sam…gurllll that’s what Bo bought her to wear to the Inaugral Ball!
They “trotted” backstage too whilst the First Couple danced!
:ontopic: Why does she call herself “Holy” Goldie tho? I’m to (un-interested) lazy to googa…
Aunt Esther would call her a Heathen
@DTTS –
me some Aunt Esther.
Hey Dimpz
Whitney Houston’s mother Cissy is promoting her memoir ‘Remembering Whitney’ and sat down with People magazine ahead of the book’s release.
During her interview Cissy touched on Whitney Houston’s relationship with her former bff Robyn Crawford….
From The Daily Mail
While trying to make a name for herself as a recording artist, Whitney met Robyn Crawford.
The women became close friends in the late 1970s, and after Whitney scored her second number one album with 1987’s Whitney, Robyn moved into the singer’s Menham, New Jersey home.
Rumours swirled about something romantic between the pair, but it’s not a subject Mrs Houston cares to address – although she states clearly she wasn’t a fan of her daughter’s good friend.
‘I know nothing about that. I didn’t want her with my daughter,’ Mrs Houston told People Magazine.
She expands in an excerpt from her book: ‘There was something about the way Robyn carried herself, a kind of arrogance, that I didn’t like.’
Robyn, she admits, was one of the first to alert her to Whitney’s drug use.
She writes candidly of a meeting between them in the late 1980s: ‘She told me that Nippy was using drugs, that they both were on occasion, but that “Nippy likes it a little too much”‘.
Mrs Houston confronted her daughter, who told her Robyn was overreacting, People reports.
He said he plans to give that baby every advantage in the world, and see that it’s educated in the finest schools.
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So what else is Ye really saying here? The people who buys his music are uneducated and have less advantages?
You can listen to rap and still have every advantage in the world.
Obama.
:stop: KDUB just :stop: yall learned that day
@DTTS –
me some Aunt Esther.
Me too
Any of yall ever been divorced?
Me thinks I saw this whack arse movie starring him and that cute lil chicken truck dude off the Game on TVone. I promptly turned from that ish. Dude was supposed to be this sexy R&B star (but he really aint sexy worth a dayum)
that’s him too…I think he’s just one of those that couldn’t make it in secular world and tries to bring secular to gospel…I gave the move 5 minutes though #supportive
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Whang Bo got taste she lookin like a lady
‘Ye crazy as hail aint he?!?
I played music for all my babies too. And you know what, he right aint no rap on them little CDs they give you.
–Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
Jenny, leave that lady alone
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Nah seriously beesh need to fall back with all them looks, then the heffa got the nerve to empty my trash last, and I’m the first office.
This chick will come and empty everyone trash, sit down in another coworkers office and talk for over an hour, then bust into my office without knocking, rolleyes at me 
for what! Matter now that I think about it I should have been reported this bish ! 
Just Looking says:
@Goat
@Dub my side is hurting.
@ Sam
What wrong with Diva? Hangoever?
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throat sore, cough and chest hurt!!!! I can’t blame it on the likkor this time…….
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
That’s ALL I listened to during my pregnancy! But I love Classical music anyway. The little one plays the violin, never thought about that I was doing it for smarts
Kim, class, and education should not be in the same sentence.
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Yeah we would do it for smarts but has he forgot who he is dealing with
Her womb being a no rap zone is stupid when she has had more rappers then Def Jam
@ Sam….me too
Monique,
There are studies showing what the music does to 2-4 yr old, 5-9 yr olds, 10-14 yr old etc. all the way up to our ages. I had to do papers on this.
S/O to Tipper Gore, who was the only one responsible for putting the Black Not Safe Labels on cd’s
Our brains are delicate IJS
@Chan Yep; I have
NaijaGal says:
Me thinks I saw this whack arse movie starring him and that cute lil chicken truck dude off the Game on TVone. I promptly turned from that ish. Dude was supposed to be this sexy R&B star (but he really aint sexy worth a dayum)
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that’s him too…I think he’s just one of those that couldn’t make it in secular world and tries to bring secular to gospel…I gave the move 5 minutes though #supportive
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The movie was actually good
Just Looking!
@Just Looking
I forgot about the small country town your from. I’m sorry. But chile, that’s why I stopped going to the church I used to go to….my son’s father was having relations with one of the pastor’s daughter….chile I was the last to know. Even her husband knew and I did not know. I was all pregnant and dumb looking. smh.
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Gurlllllllllllll :hugs: nah see…that makes me MAD! Where he at now?? ..tha funky bassid…ion curr how long ago it was/wasn’t…imma get my bat…Divurrr..u brang tha “liquid courage”…get in Nakey…leggo
@Mac You watch Hollywood Husbands? When they flash Kevin’s Name- It says Sometimey Friend
Diva says:
fast tail
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I read this in grandmama voice
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lol!
@OlSkOOl . .
How are the workOut sessions going??
@ Chan…
Now ask if ive ever been married. 
Ty says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
That’s ALL I listened to during my pregnancy! But I love Classical music anyway. The little one plays the violin, never thought about that I was doing it for smarts
Kim, class, and education should not be in the same sentence.
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Yeah we would do it for smarts but has he forgot who he is dealing with
Her womb being a no rap zone is stupid when she has had more rappers then Def Jam
@ Sam….me too
So, it's probably safe to say, that that baby is gonna come out Rainbow color and Wrapping
Just lO_OKinG shit what you got 4days nahh?
The studies are famous but rap is relatively new. Who knows what it could bring.
I read to my womb too. No specific genre…so horror, love, non-fiction
‘Ye trying to be so elite…sounding/looking so dumb. :eyeroll: Fukk the music, have Kim take an IQ test.
@Diva – Feel Better
with Face Mask and Gown and Gloves
@ Diva – Why you mad
@Donna – Pretty Good Actually! Today’s my last day in office until 3/31 :woot:
Jenny, try to handle it in another way. Head on
Gurlllllllllllll nah see…that makes me MAD! Where he at now?? ..tha funky bassid…ion curr how long ago it was/wasn’t…imma get my bat…Divurrr..u brang tha “liquid courage”…get in Nakey…leggo
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He is now far away from me! lol That would be one of the reason we are not together. He is a very good father, but piss poor bf. lol.
Diva,
I had it last week. I took one garlic pill a day, 6 echinacea a day, drank green tea w/ lemon and honey for about 3 days. The fourth day I was fine like nothing had happened. I still take that concotion tho Drink plenty of fluids
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Monique,
There are studies showing what the music does to 2-4 yr old, 5-9 yr olds, 10-14 yr old etc. all the way up to our ages. I had to do papers on this.
S/O to Tipper Gore, who was the only one responsible for putting the Black Not Safe Labels on cd’s
Our brains are delicate IJS
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Say that
I remember as a little girl riding to Alabama with my parents, listening, Bobby Blue Bland, Stevie, Temptations, Al Green and I love it and now I love good soul ful music, even my daughter love her some old skool and she is just 6 
@Mac You watch Hollywood Husbands? When they flash Kevin’s Name- It says Sometimey Friend
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You know I do.
@Luvn 6 Days – 1/30 – 7:30 AM
NaijaGal yes that is where the “I’m not perfect” “judge not unless ye be judged” saying come into play. But what people forget is that the Bible clearly states that the church can judge the church and has every right to do so. So if you are committing adultry but still up in the pulpit every sunday preaching, the church has a right to tell you to SAT DOWN somewhere until you get your life together.
People like to throw those words around too much, just so that they can keep on being wicked and feel no remorse or sorrow. ok, i’m not gone preach. lol
@Mac – Now who taught you that. Don’t say Yeezy
‘Ye trying to be so elite…sounding/looking so dumb. Fukk the music, have Kim take an IQ test.
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Maybe all that ish he is talking about the kids education, he should do for Kim before the baby gets here. Because she is just as bright as a broken bulb.
Vicks is a salve for eyes. Errybody KNOW that.
Sam says:
Diva,
I had it last week. I took one garlic pill a day, 6 echinacea a day, drank green tea w/ lemon and honey for about 3 days. The fourth day I was fine like nothing had happened. I still take that concotion tho Drink plenty of fluids
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I’m abouts to run to Walgreens to get me some green tea w/lemon & honey and some vicks!!!!! I gotta get rid of this!
The studies are famous but rap is relatively new.
Just Looking says:
Gurrl we going TO BE SANGING,Dancing,praying and thanking bout chu . . 
6 Days – 1/30 – 7:30 AM
NICE . . .
@DTTS. I agree that our brains are delicate. I’ve done research papers on this too. I just don’t think he should single out rap. Some of the composers went through some angry chit while creating their compositions. Classical music can be just as dark and sinister as rap. IMO.
OutsidetheBox says:
The studies are famous but rap is relatively new. Who knows what it could bring.
I read to my womb too. No specific genre…so horror, love, non-fiction
‘Ye trying to be so elite…sounding/looking so dumb.
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Kanye knows how this music is brain washing the masses
he knows cause he is part of the agenda. 
cough NWO
Who Dat says:
Vicks is a salve for eyes. Errybody KNOW that.
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Say what now?
Fukk everyone of my coworkers who done talked to me all day but aint tell me my liner was smudging like a Black eye.
I look like my gravi. On one eye.
I think I got it to change. Don’t chall Carmelize my little dolphin teeth or whatever yall call them.
1/30 – 7:30 AM
jeniefrumdabloc says:
NaijaGal says:
Me thinks I saw this whack arse movie starring him and that cute lil chicken truck dude off the Game on TVone. I promptly turned from that ish. Dude was supposed to be this sexy R&B star (but he really aint sexy worth a dayum)
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that’s him too…I think he’s just one of those that couldn’t make it in secular world and tries to bring secular to gospel…I gave the move 5 minutes though #supportive
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The movie was actually good
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I gave it TWO commercial breaks. Maybe the good part happened AFTER that…….
@Just Looking
Diva
Ma Juuu Look stunning in Yo graVie! I gotta post quick and often, Cause my intraNet is woobly
@ Oldskool71 What did it take for your heart to heal and give you the strength to move on, love again, or whatever the case may be?
@ MzDimplez1123 What’s your story??
Now who taught you that. Don’t say Yeezy
:fistbump:
‘Ye trying to be so elite…sounding/looking so dumb. Fukk the music, have Kim take an IQ test.
Her womb being a no rap zone is stupid when she has had more rappers then Def Jam
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@Nakey…o…ok…well lucky for HIM!!
she has had more rappers then Def Jam
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THIS SHAT made me holla
Fukk everyone of my coworkers who done talked to me all day but aint tell me my liner was smudging like a Black eye
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MsDiva, I know alot of people that take that ‘get rid of the cold as soon as you feel it’ stuff, but I can’t think of the name. Cold-eeze maybe
As the pharmacist what he recommends…
@Diva – Pick up some Echinacea. Take 6 a day for 3 days. 2 in AM, Lunch, Dinner. It will help.
And load up on same with Vitamin C
#REAL TALK
@LuVn Girrrrrrrrlllll; I’m working it OUUUUT! They got me doing these crazy pushups where you bend over; walk your hands out until your body is in a V shape; (butt in the air) and you bend your arms to let your chin touch the floor and push back up into the V…i can do about 8 but after that the arms get to shaking
I’m surprised I haven’t quit yet
@ Donte….How do you google image check? I was just wondering that yesterday.
#NevTeachingMeNewShyt.
Don’t chall Carmelize my little dolphin teeth or whatever yall call them
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>>>>>>>>>>
HUSH
@Nakey…o…ok…well lucky for HIM!!
No Wang lucky for me!! I’ve done moved on and the guy I am with now, I have been with for almost 5 years and I am happy!! 
All my son’s father did was free me up for something better! 
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@Diva – Pick up some Echinacea. Take 6 a day for 3 days. 2 in AM, Lunch, Dinner. It will help.
And load up on same with Vitamin C #REAL TALK
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That’s what I said but I added garlic
MoniquetheGeek says:
@DTTS. I agree that our brains are delicate. I’ve done research papers on this too. I just don’t think he should single out rap. Some of the composers went through some angry chit while creating their compositions. Classical music can be just as dark and sinister as rap. IMO.
Oh Monique, I didn’t read the whole font write-up
, you’re right it’s not just rap, it’s other genres and the videos, I could go on and on.
#nerd
My papers didn’t cover one certain style, I enjoyed reading the case studies and findings
Say what now?
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I saw somebody swallered some Vicks…you supposed to put it on your EYES like Ray Charles momma did his eyes.
Alright Nahhhh OlSkOOl Get it gurl
Nahh U aint giving up Keep at it.Thats what the ROSES Tole My fat ass
@ Donte….How do you google image check? I was just wondering that yesterday.
#NevTeachingMeNewShyt.
and pray some 400 lb white man ain’t pretending to be u
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Go to google. Click on images. Click on the camera. Upload yo picture and hit search
Kelly Ripa is angry with her co-host Michael Strahan taking credit for their show’s bump in ratings.
KELLY RIPA is more than livid – she’s FURIOUS at newbie co-host MICHAEL STRAHAN for boasting that he’s the reason the show’s ratings have been booming, say insiders.
The former NFL defensive end has been mighty offensive as far as the 42-year-old blonde beauty is concerned because he’s claiming viewers are flocking to the show to watch him since he replaced Regis Philbin in September.
The gridiron-star – who was just named a fi¬nalist for the Pro Football Hall of Fame – is also taking credit for “Live Kelly and Michael” beating TV powerhouse “Dr. Phil” in the ratings. And he already wants a raise because of it, the insiders add.
“Kelly’s seething,” said a source close to the show. “The way she sees it, it’s basically been her show since Regis left and she was the one who championed Michael for the job!
“Now she’s left wondering what kind of monster she created.”
“Live Kelly and Michael” recently edged out “Dr. Phil” for the first time this season. Some 3.6 million people viewed “Live” during the week of Dec. 16, while 3.5 million watched “Dr. Phil,” which had been No. 1 among talk shows since the season began 13 weeks ago. What’s more, the talk fest also topped “Dr. Phil” in the critical 25- to 54-year-old female demographic, which is especially important to advertisers.
“Michael’s been puffed with pride ever since the good news came out,” said the source. “He’s full of ideas for the show. He even wants to bring his bride-to-be (Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife Nicole) onto the program.
“Now the two hosts are headed for a showdown.”
No Wang lucky for me!! I’ve done moved on and the guy I am with now, I have been with for almost 5 years and I am happy!! All my son’s father did was free me up for something better!
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@Nakey…good for u sista!
But I meant…lucky for him that u called the e-hit off. Cuz I had the
fulla 
and ammo. I was ret-ta-go!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Fukk everyone of my coworkers who done talked to me all day but aint tell me my liner was smudging like a Black eye.
I look like my gravi. On one eye.
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uggggggggggggh Coworkers aint SHYT man… Ive had that happened to me before… Niggahs will look u dead in yo face & not say a DAMN thang
Nakeya_j says:
@Nakey…o…ok…well lucky for HIM!!
No Wang lucky for me!! I’ve done moved on and the guy I am with now, I have been with for almost 5 years and I am happy!! 
All my son’s father did was free me up for something better! 
That is so good yo! Because I see friends hang on to Mr. Wrongs and waste up yrs only to discover that it wasn’t a mystery, people don’t change until they are ready to…
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But I meant…lucky for him that u called the e-hit off. Cuz I had the fulla and ammo. I was ret-ta-go!!
I am hollering!!! 
thanks hun! Glad to know you were down for the cause. But put away your glock, and lets have a drink… 
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@dimpz – love that doo
Classical music study is as old as dirt. However it might be biased. Classical pieces are just as dark and those pieces we would use to dance very eratic to further explain the drama that goes with the song. So that theory of classical music only being light and airy is as funny as caramel making sense.
FuturedocDonte says:
@ Donte….How do you google image check? I was just wondering that yesterday.
#NevTeachingMeNewShyt.
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Go to google. Click on images. Click on the camera. Upload yo picture and hit search and pray some 400 lb white man ain’t pretending to be u
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@TY
Im sure it was Michael to thank for a boost in ratings . . .
Come on Kelly 2+2=4 . .
Hell I started catching it for the 14 days i was off cause he was on there . . .
<–will swallow 2-3 pea size drops of Vicks
It coats the throat, and soothes the soreness if you're coughing.
iAmChan says:
Any of yall ever been divorced?
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Coming from a dude. I haven’t been married and kinda leaning towards not getting married or having kids.
I’ve witnessed a lot of sh1t with other peoples marriage/relationships and I don’t think I want to go down that path.
I don’t think Michael is that bold and cocky to want a raise when he just got there…and the ish is always coming “sources”
@ Oldschool sounds like they got you doing downward dog pushups…they ah killer but your arms and shoulders will be ripped in no time.
That is so good yo! Because I see friends hang on to Mr. Wrongs and waste up yrs only to discover that it wasn’t a mystery, people don’t change until they are ready to…
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I have seen too many bad relationships, and one in my household as a kid. I was not about to stick around.
@Chan Time. I married young and it lasted 14 years but I knew that I wasn’t really in love from the jump. I thought long and hard about it and he was a good man and person BUT I knew that I was never going to be able to make him happy the way he deserved because I wasn’t in love. We went to counseling and everything just to make sure. He HATED me for wanting to pull out but I couldn’t bare the thought of the rest of my life with someone I didn’t have real love for. He came to respect me after he found his new wife and said that he was so in love with me that he didn’t see what he was missing and he thanks me for letting him go to find it. I felt bad for a looong time for faking the funk for as long as I did but time helped the both of us become more aware of ourselves and what out needs were and we are great parents to a happy kid
Classical pieces are just as dark
LAWD
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and the classical artists themselves
MissHarlem says:
Classical music study is as old as dirt. However it might be biased. Classical pieces are just as dark and those pieces we would use to dance very eratic to further explain the drama that goes with the song. So that theory of classical music only being light and airy is as funny as caramel making sense.
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Did you know that Beethoven was a damn Mason
and another classical artist 
can’t think of his name but used masonic crap to come up with his music 
Learned that in a classical music class 
<–doesn't listen to dark Classical
Never have ION like it. But my lil one had to take the theory classes, and the stories that he used to come home with 
They were some drunkards, some died so poor, alot of drama 
@ Chan….I was with his ass for five years, he gave me pure hell, had a kid, he thought he was gonna perform on me and I was gonna take that shyt. He said the wrong thing, I told him to hand over my keys and it was a wrap. All I remember was it was during the World Series and we’ve been apart since.
Oh Monique, I didn’t read the whole font write-up
, you’re right it’s not just rap, it’s other genres and the videos, I could go on and on.
#nerd
The case studies are very interesting!
My papers didn’t cover one certain style, I enjoyed reading the case studies and findings
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Good luck Jenie. Let me know how yo search turn out
Me too Luv I didnt even consider the show til he joined the cast but Kelly thinks its all about her so
Classical music study is as old as dirt. However it might be biased. Classical pieces are just as dark and those pieces we would use to dance very eratic to further explain the drama that goes with the song. So that theory of classical music only being light and airy is as funny as caramel making sense.
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Girl that was well said, *Throws Pinky Finga UP? Sipping
FuturedocDonte says:
@ Donte….How do you google image check? I was just wondering that yesterday.
#NevTeachingMeNewShyt.
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Go to google. Click on images. Click on the camera. Upload yo picture and hit search and pray some 400 lb white man ain’t pretending to be u
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So I just checked and thank god ain’t nobody pretending to be me…so should I be mad or happy?
So I just checked and thank god ain’t nobody pretending to be me…so should I be mad or happy?
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LOL “RIGHT”
Thanks Just!
FuturedocDonte says:
@ Donte….How do you google image check? I was just wondering that yesterday.
#NevTeachingMeNewShyt.
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Go to google. Click on images. Click on the camera. Upload yo picture and hit search and pray some 400 lb white man ain’t pretending to be u
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So I just checked and thank god ain’t nobody pretending to be me…so should I be mad or happy?
I kid
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@ goat76 Bruh, all I can say is that I should have listened. I kinda feel like I’ve lost many years and I’m sitting here with broken pieces of life around me wondering how Imma put it back together. That was THE major kick push for me to take this new job out of the state.
@ goat76 Bruh, all I can say is that I should have listened. I kinda feel like I’ve lost many years and I’m sitting here with broken pieces of life around me wondering how Imma put it back together. That was THE major kick push for me to take this new job out of the state.
@ Auntie can you go to twitter and get the scoop from blogger @bryanboy
He is calling Kanye out for sleeping with some designer named Riccardo Tisci and saying Kim is only a beard
Thanks in advance hun
#nosey
I’ve witnessed a lot of sh1t with other peoples marriage/relationships and I don’t think I want to go down that path.
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Hon, you can’t let other people lives/disappointments/failures affect or decide what you will do with yours. It will always be something. You have to live your life. You are an unique individual and the person you meet w/ be one too. So you have to do what works for you love
On TeO
I think Kelly loves her some Michael
@Chan – Married for 15 years, divorced for 10 in June. Leaving was not easy, but I finally did. It took 5 to 7 years to re-establish MYSELF. Career, home, finances.
ONE DAY AT AT TIME.
So that theory of classical music only being light and airy is as funny as caramel making sense.
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<—-Ain't got NO plans to get married NEVAH.
@LuVn I ain’t given up girl…yall’s my support system cause goodness knows the folks round this place be trying to throw me off bringing in cakes, and donuts and stuff!
@Work Yeah that’s it! I was like WHAT???
I did one on the first go around but I’m sticking to it…like i told LuVn, I just aint trying to get buffed; toned yes
JUST
FYI Masons are not demons or satanic or anything of that sort. Thats not what the principle of a Mason is. GOD is ever present and starts and ends with GOD at every meeting etc. Now this new fear of Masons illuminati etc I dont understand bc its being attached to it.
iAmChan says:
@ goat76 Bruh, all I can say is that I should have listened. I kinda feel like I’ve lost many years and I’m sitting here with broken pieces of life around me wondering how Imma put it back together. That was THE major kick push for me to take this new job out of the state.
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Awwwwwwwwweeeee….
iAmChan says:
@ goat76 Bruh, all I can say is that I should have listened. I kinda feel like I’ve lost many years and I’m sitting here with broken pieces of life around me wondering how Imma put it back together. That was THE major kick push for me to take this new job out of the state.
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I ain’t got time for all that!!
I’m too old(not really) to be starting all over again. I don’t know how I would be able to handle that extra drama, and stress.
I’ve came this far alone,I might as well keep going.
MissHarlem says:
Classical music study is as old as dirt. However it might be biased. Classical pieces are just as dark and those pieces we would use to dance very eratic to further explain the drama that goes with the song. So that theory of classical music only being light and airy is as funny as caramel making sense.
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Hell…history is rife with folks high/derranged or drunk..not only in music…..Beethoven, Poe, Ben Franklin, Oscar Wilde, Sigmund Freud…etc.
@Ty…agreed re: Kelly. She irks me just like Kathy did.
SAM commment 340 well said hun
all I can say is that I should have listened
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The older I get the more I think we are suppossed to learn our own lessons. Life is for learning. I thiink its why were here.
Like you have to go through something to know something but that advice that you shouldve listened to…you did. Just not right away. Or something.
Harlem
hey 
@ Oldskool71 I feel that I loved too hard and God is teaching me a lesson…I don’t know everyone’s beliefs, but I was reminded that if you put anything or anyone above Him, He will snatch it all away from you to get your attention. I help her up above and beyond everything, put my all into everything, now I am broken with nothing left….BUT, this too will pass.
@ MzDimplez1123 glad you made it through and can look back with the “what was I thinking” smirk!
Hon, you can’t let other people lives/disappointments/failures affect or decide what you will do with yours. It will always be something. You have to live your life. You are an unique individual and the person you meet w/ be one too. So you have to do what works for you love.
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ONE DAY AT TIME, is all that one can do. Starting over is hard as hell. But it beats digging somebody’s eyes out with a rusty spoon and spending time in jail. JS
Sam says:
I’ve witnessed a lot of sh1t with other peoples marriage/relationships and I don’t think I want to go down that path.
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Hon, you can’t let other people lives/disappointments/failures affect or decide what you will do with yours. It will always be something. You have to live your life. You are an unique individual and the person you meet w/ be one too. So you have to do what works for you love
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I feel ya Sam, but some of the things I’ve seen and participated in won’t allow me to trust people like that. Well this is how I feel now, maybe it will change.
Sometimes it ain’t so bad to learn from others, including marriages/relationships.
The older I get the more I think we are suppossed to learn our own lessons. Life is for learning. I thiink its why were here.
Like you hear the saying “You’ll know when you’re tired” and you know what it means, BUT when you are knee deep in it, you really “get it”.
He is calling Kanye out for sleeping with some designer named Riccardo Tisci and saying Kim is only a beard
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SAY FUKKING WORS? !!!
I BELIEVE it. This is the dude who designs Givenchy! HE LOVES GIVENCHY!
Chan, that’s good to get those thoughts and feelings out into the air, it helps you heal
kdubb what up
MzD what up
@ OTB reposting it upstairs…need Sandra on the case
@Chan – Remember This…When you LOVE, DO NOT give your all, because if you give your all, then you have nothing left for you. People often say, I’m willing to give you everything; but in truth if you are always giving, you eventually become an empty shell of who you once were. TAKE CARE OF YOU
@ Just Looking
Thanks…I really needed that.
@Chan Trust that you will pick up the pieces and keep moving ahead. Sometimes you do need to re-locate away from the situation just to be able to think but please don’t let that experience keep you from loving again and don’t make the next one pay for the ex’s mess. And also know that you always got us Roses for support
hell, you got me making you sammiches and stuff
IMO
There is no such thing as loving “too hard” as that is what we were put on this earth to do is love each other. True love is not withholding, controlling nor does it hurts. There is no such thing as loving someone “more” than you love yourself because if you don’t have it you can not give it.
An example of real love is what oldskool stated she did for her ex husband. If you truly love someone you will let them be happy with or without you. If I can’t give you what your heart desires or help you reach your higher self then I need to let go. Me holding on or trying to “keep” you is ego/control not love.
Love yourself first then you will/can give it out to others
just my opinion
*Mumbles @ Chan* I dodged that bullet just to catch another one.
I’mma become Asexual
Albutt? Where the hell you been?
also when you love yourself you will know what you are willing to “put” up or how you expect yourself to be treated. I feel if you can’t treat me how or better than I treat myself I have no use for you. I can be depressed/down/lonely/stressed all by myself. Your partner is suppose to uplift you and vice versa. If you are not being of service and being served what’s the point really?
Okay sorry I think I’m done
OTB
@Dimpz Hey sweets *digs my fingers in your cheeks* yeah I’m jumping on the asexual train too cause I’m sicka this s***!
Kahlil Gibran – but let each of you be alone,even as the strings of a lute are alone, though they quiver with the same music.
I LOVE KHALIL GIBRAN
A dude in prison intro’d him to me. The dude that is in prison for the murder of Michael Jordan’s father. 
SAM
I needed your words..meant for Chan but spoke to me.