Kim Kardashian’s 72-day husband Kris Humphries rejected her offer for $10 million to go away quietly, Radaronline.com reports.
“After Kim filed for divorce, she offered Kris a $10 million payoff, with the agreement that he would not continue to pursue an annulment to their marriage on the grounds of fraud,” a source told Radar exclusively.
“Kris flatly rejected the offer because it has never been about money for him,” the source says. “He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience, when he finds someone special. Kris is deeply religious and he believes that the only way he can do that is if his marriage to Kim is annulled.”
It makes sense; Kim wants Kris out of the picture quickly so the media will focus on her and her quickie pregnancy instead of her quickie marriage to a man she didn’t care about.
But Kardashian’s rep denies the report.
“This is obviously yet another inaccurate report that lacks facts. No such deal was ever made,” her rep said.
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kanye gonna have to pay more than that to get this divorce, kris is smart
Whew!!!!!!!!!!!!
fresh jesus water
Good.. he should milk the cow til it dries out
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kanye gonna have to pay more than that to get this divorce, kris is smart
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Yup
KaBYeYou
Whos the baby in your gravie??
Kris AINT WRONG NOT NAN!!! he gonna make diaper booty say U.N.C.L.E!
Bissh tapOUT!
He on some, you wanna keep her, you gon have to PAY ME, type of chit.
I guess she doesn’t want it writing that she’s a fraud cause we all know she is….IJS
Is everybody still downstairs?
<——————- still waiting on my welcome packet
LMAO at this dude. At this point i would just want to get it over with!!!!!!
Meh
Keep it going Kris. Get some of Kanye money on the backend.
I mean she is worth more, why not pay him spousal support. I mean its the legal thing to do. Hey HUMP, play her like she played you. You could prolly squeeze out about 10 more mill to cover the taxes, lawyers, etc., so you can actually have 10mill, its only right.
He on some, you wanna keep her, you gon have to PAY ME, type of chit.
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And Kanye will be paying out of the ass on this one watch. smh. Kim just needs to go ahead and admit it was a fraud so that man will sign the papers.
“He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience
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Yeah
Im NOT buying that KRIS,You clearly KNEW IN GOOD Concious that this was a hoax,nahh
come on
its my nephew luVn_liFe…
he is the oldest baby i have ever seen in my life, like he dranks 40oz OE’s with a nipple on top
KABYEYOU
Since we know you are a man is you eatin the hole or what?
thats all they really want to know
still waiting on my welcome packet
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Waiting to see what new questions will be added!
I hope he can get more!!!
I’m still mad that I aint get my welcome packet…I even answered the booty question!!!
He is very religious but, he married Kim Kardashian. All you need in a church is a regular legal divorce and you can get the religious annulment through the church.
He is simply doing too much. He better watch out before they find him in a ditch with a “R” carved in his forehead.
Sam says:
KABYEYOU
Since we know you are a man is you eatin the hole or what?
thats all they really want to know
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That’s the most important question on the list! lmao
<— Kris K right now.
ysoserious says:
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*waiting on the previous convo to continue… I got 2 hours left of work*
The thing is if KIm Admits it was a Fraud,That makes the pre nup null and VOID!!
and he will get wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy ore than the 10mill
KABYEYOU says:
<——————- still waiting on my welcome packet
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Be careful what you wish for…
the women go so hard round these parts!!!
all this post hopping got me feeling some kind of way
Whether I like Kim or not, I’m not really into being spiteful and that’s how this seems. He’s been an ass since jump to me.
The thing is if KIm Admits it was a Fraud,That makes the pre nup null and VOID!!
and he will get wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy ore than the 10mill
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She needs to just do that! They are gonna be married when this new baby is like 5, still in court fighting. smdh.
KABYEYOU says:
its my nephew
he is the oldest baby i have ever seen in my life, like he dranks 40oz OE’s with a nipple on top
~ ~ ~
He damn sho looks like a lil man
luVn_liFe… says:
The thing is if KIm Admits it was a Fraud,That makes the pre nup null and VOID!!
and he will get wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy ore than the 10mill
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YESSSSSSSS!!!!
is he Catholic? cause that church thing though…either way ion care…I’m feeling like a crackhead around here…watching my back, making sure no one gets close
Diva, that gravi is killing me!!!!
DIVA WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR GRAVI?????????????????
Welcome Packet for Kabeyou
Age:
Sex:
Single, Married, Divorced, In a Relationship:
Kids:
Favorite Poster:
Favorite Sexual Postion:
Do you glaze donuts: Yes or No
Do you toss salad: Yes or No
he is the oldest baby i have ever seen in my life, like he dranks 40oz OE’s with a nipple on top
@ Diva, MLK didn’t have a national holiday in his honor for your gravi to look like that, lmao.
@Diva…..You will not get any measurements with dat Gravi.
Nakeya_j says:
She needs to just do that! They are gonna be married when this new baby is like 5, still in court fighting. smdh
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Oh the hilarity of it!!
All three of em are getting what they deserve . .
Kris Knew damn well this was for Jokes and CASH
Kim Knew she was NOT IN2 dufus
Kanye Knew Kim was Kris’ wife when he was dycking her down raw
Me too JMO
they all on topic and thangs **sighs***
@Mannie, what color is the hair?
do i eat the hole? ass in the one she shats out of?
man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….
hope that clarified yalls question
I’m feeling like a crackhead around here…watching my back, making sure no one gets close
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You prolly making yourself sweat more Naija
Relax damnit
My liner already smudged. I dont know if imma make a full day with yall LMAO
@NaiJa
you gonna make Yoself Sweat
iAmChan says:
@ Diva, MLK didn’t have a national holiday in his honor for your gravi to look like that, lmao.
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NO
Oh OHKaY@ #44
You will not get any measurements with dat Gravi.
KABYEYOU says:
do i eat the hole? ass in the one she shats out of?
man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….
hope that clarified yalls question
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Diva says:
@Mannie, what color is the hair?
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Pink Purple….Oh i know its this color called WRONG!!!!!!!!!
@JMO
sup yo
Since I didn’t get no damn welcome package mannnn
Age: 35
but single now
trick question 
Sex: female
Single, Married, Divorced, In a Relationship: all three sometimes
Kids: 3 biological
Favorite Poster: Otb
Favorite Sexual Postion: doggy
Do you glaze donuts: Yes
Do you toss salad:
@KABYE
That MORE than answers it. *puts you on Tha List*
iAmChan says:
I’m still mad that I aint get my welcome packet…I even answered the booty question!!!
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When u answered that? What you said?
@ KABYEYOU
Daps….well played sir.
KABYEYOU says:
do i eat the hole? ass in the one she shats out of?
man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….
hope that clarified yalls question
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*blushes* I like you…………..
damn KAB
man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….
^^^^
I’m about to call off sick for the rest of the day :cough:
<~~~ does not like her salad tossed no thank you
jody
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Yall know I didnt see Baby Boy so for awhile I was like WTF is Jody??
DIVA WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR GRAVI?????????????????
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EVERY GOTDAYUUUM THING!
<–No butt stuff.
all three sometimes but single
French KI$$E$ says:
<~~~ does not like her salad tossed no thank you
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We gonna need you to drop that story!!
goat76 says:
@Diva…..You will not get any measurements with dat Gravi.
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Fugg, I had to take the grandman and I down cause ya’ll was talking some terrible and his ear are sensitive…..why you ain’t answer then?
@deeznuts there isn’t a story
YYEEAAASSSS @ Kabyeyou ** if i aint licking what she like then jody is.**
I said something like that yesterday and somebody wanted to slap my font.
My friend in prison ALWAYS writes me and say “Jody” cant do it like him
Yall know I didnt see Baby Boy so for awhile I was like WTF is Jody??
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Diva says:
Welcome Packet for Kabeyou
Age: 29
Sex: m
I have friends
Kids: 1, 8 year old daughter
Favorite Poster: hard one im a go with sam strictly off the lips, im still new tho
Favorite Sexual Postion: missionary, her left leg on my right shoulder, my hands gripping both her cheeks
Do you glaze donuts: no clue what this means, im straight tho lol
Do you toss salad: answered this already
college graduate
corp thug
guess me having a degree, a good job dont matter though
KABYEYOU
You have just become these womens favorite poster…
WorkInProgress says:
DIVA WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR GRAVI?????????????????
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EVERY GOTDAYUUUM THING!
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Let Shim be great!!!!!!! ya’ll always gotta talk shyt….don’t cha
I truly dont care either way however I hope is ass get it all. Take her to the cleaners. Over this fam
@gelly i
your gravi
I’m open to the salad tossin but dude got a major side eye
afterwards. My mind won’t let my hole relax 
I be scared I’m too nervous and let one go 
Too much??? okay 
KABYEYOU says:
do i eat the hole? ass in the one she shats out of?
man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….
hope that clarified yalls question
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@harlem
hey girl keeping warm?? 
Wow
guess me having a degree, a good job dont matter though
Depends on what kind of woman your trying to get….but if you were talking about if it matter in here then nope. lol 
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<———–COUGAR
Since I didn’t get no damn welcome package mannnn
Age: 32
Sex: Male
Single, Married, Divorced, In a Relationship: Divorced
Kids: 3 (16 y/o son, 12 y/o twins boy/girl)
Favorite Posters: Fay, OTB, and Doesn’t Talk To Strangers
Favorite Sexual Postion: Yours
Do you glaze donuts: Like there is no tomorrow
Do you toss salad: One won’t, one will…May as well be me who does.
Jody goes way back before Baby Boy…….I’m aging myself
Let Shim be great!!!!!!! ya’ll always gotta talk shyt….don’t cha
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Let who be great? Not with that hair and face….
Diva says:
goat76 says:
@Diva…..You will not get any measurements with dat Gravi.
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Fugg, I had to take the grandman and I down cause ya’ll was talking some terrible and his ear are sensitive…..why you ain’t answer then?
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It ain’t 10 but its mor than 3.5 grams.
I promise, it’ll be fun!
@KABYEYOU
H UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
hard one im a go with sam strictly off the lips
aweeeeee
@ LadieLeo When u answered that? What you said?
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I said to toot it up!
Nakeya_j says:
Let Shim be great!!!!!!! ya’ll always gotta talk shyt….don’t cha
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Let who be great? Not with that hair and face….
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Preach!!!!!!
His parents are catholic, not sure if he practices but for PRACTICING catholics, it’s a HUGE deal to try and get the marriage annulled in order to marry again. I know this FIRST hand. You CANNOT get married in the Catholic church if you were married before unless that marriage is annulled and it goes through the church for approval and they have to talk to both sides of the party, etc. It’s a really big deal.
My mind won’t let my hole relax
…………
Can somebody describe Mrs. Diva’s gravi?.. I can’t see pics.. tia
KABYEYOU went to Howard U right?
Oldskool71 says:
@KABYEYOU
H UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
____________________________________________________________
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cues band*
we will do this every friday? im down lol
goat76 says:
Diva says:
goat76 says:
@Diva…..You will not get any measurements with dat Gravi.
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Fugg, I had to take the grandman and I down cause ya’ll was talking some terrible and his ear are sensitive…..why you ain’t answer then?
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It ain’t 10 but its mor than 3.5 grams.
I promise, it’ll be fun!
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I just got a little moist reading this right here
@ Oldskool71 stands out to me as well, I like her.
Imma go down the list one by one and say what I have observed about each….in a few tho.
Do you glaze donuts: Like there is no tomorrow
^^^
I’m likin the men up in here
thanks Frenchie!
Sam says:
hard one im a go with sam strictly off the lips
aweeeeee
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i am a sucker for lips and hips…….. #judgeme
Don’t be laughin at me wip
Since when did I stop being the go to fave commenter? What blasphemy is this? I gotta show tits or something? I see how y’all are.
Just scrolled back and…. what the sam adam hell is being discussed here?!?!?
Just want babyface to hit em where it hurts (Da pockets) $$ is all they seem to care about anyways.
Can somebody describe Mrs. Diva’s gravi?.. I can’t see pics
^^^^^^
looks like chit with pink strains in it
Breezy says:
Can somebody describe Mrs. Diva’s gravi?.. I can’t see pics.. tia
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Imagine Shaq with a pink purple waterfall mohawk…Oh with an eyebrow piercing and the nappiest hair going around the sides that you can possibly imagine… #helpful
@ Breezy Google “Mark Henry” images, add pink hair with waterfalls. Thus you have the gravi of Diva.
Favorite Sexual Postion: missionary, her left leg on my right shoulder, my hands gripping both her cheeks
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make it both legs and you got a deal
Breezy says:
Can somebody describe Mrs. Diva’s gravi?.. I can’t see pics.. tia
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my gravi has freeze curls as her hairdo
Don’t be laughin at me wip
…………
I’ve been there that’s why I hollered.
Yso
but we love you still 
from across the street tho cause I don’t want to get shanked 
we be scared to hug you
hey fam
s
KABYEYOU says:
Oldskool71 says:
@KABYEYOU
H UUUUUUUUUUUUUU ___________________________________________________________
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cues band*
we will do this every friday? im down lol
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That’s what I’m talmbout!!!
@ KABYEYOU I can’t eem like, that lip thing Sam got going does make a man feel some kinda way.
wip my po mind
Bad.
Hope all is going well beautiful.
ysoserious says:
Since when did I stop being the go to fave commenter? What blasphemy is this? I gotta show tits or something? I see how y’all are.
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will get you nods on my list…..* hits refresh button over and over and over*
Alright since ya’ll don’t like my gravi…I’ll change it….hatas
Diva says:
Breezy says:
Can somebody describe Mrs. Diva’s gravi?.. I can’t see pics.. tia
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my gravi has freeze curls as her hairdo
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Thats a her?????????????????????????????????????
Bad
how are you, how is dad???
Since when did I stop being the go to fave commenter? What blasphemy is this? I gotta show tits or something? I see how y’all are.
…………
sounds like they basing it off gravies and yours hunty is giving attitue all the damn day long.
Ummm Diva you sure that’s a woman ion know bout that
GellySammich says:
make it both legs and you got a deal
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writes down
@ ysoserious says:
Since when did I stop being the go to fave commenter? What blasphemy is this? I gotta show tits or something? I see how y’all are.
Tit help.
BAD!
They’s being fass today. Might need whoopings.
Mannie says:
Diva says:
Breezy says:
Can somebody describe Mrs. Diva’s gravi?.. I can’t see pics.. tia
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my gravi has freeze curls as her hairdo
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Thats a her?????????????????????????????????????
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That’s a SHIM!!!!
Diva says:
Alright since ya’ll don’t like my gravi…I’ll change it….hatas
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LMAO
Bad
hope you are being strong God is good 
ysoserious says:
BAD!
They’s being fass today. Might need whoopings.
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I love to be whipped
What up @ Bad Influence
@KAB & CHAN
Not sht. Neither one of ya. Hmph.
Sam says:
Yso
we be scared to hug you but we love you still from across the street tho cause I don’t want to get shanked
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:wave: hey Beta
iAmChan says:
@ KABYEYOU I can’t eem like, that lip thing Sam got going does make a man feel some kinda way.
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aye bro i know we just met but leave me and your man out the same posts lmao
Diva says:
ysoserious says:
BAD!
They’s being fass today. Might need whoopings.
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I love to be whipped
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Elaborate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That shyt is hot!!!!!!!!!
Imagine Shaq with a pink purple waterfall mohawk…Oh with an eyebrow piercing and the nappiest hair going around the sides that you can possibly imagine… #helpful
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Mrs. D smh lol
@Chan
Thank you boo I likes you too <—– me rapping
BAAAAAADDDDD….how are you sweets?
Diva says:
goat76 says:
Diva says:
goat76 says:
@Diva…..You will not get any measurements with dat Gravi.
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Fugg, I had to take the grandman and I down cause ya’ll was talking some terrible and his ear are sensitive…..why you ain’t answer then?
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It ain’t 10 but its mor than 3.5 grams.
I promise, it’ll be fun!
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I just got a little moist reading this right here
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Just in time, cause my mouth was a lil parched.
If I go to find y’all some titties, y’all might not like what I come back with. Forewarned.
:floored:
Why is my Twitter on fire about Tina Turner becoming a Swiss citizen? Hell she been living there since 95! They can have Tina, we just want Anna Mae back.
Hi Diva
I’ve got an hour left…then I’m off to the dr. to get something for this throak…then home to pop open a bottle of Moscato if he doesn’t give me meds and do a little
Bad Influence says:
hey fam s
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**looks at your gravii**
You are Beautiful.
@RIF, Gelly & Sam, hi huntys
s
well im here to laugh cause in afew hours i have 2 have a phone meeting to make decisions regarding his condition and such…so im nervous about what they are gna ask me cause im NOT consenting to removing him from the ventilator…i wont EVER consent 2 that
@RIF -I said something like that yesterday and somebody wanted to slap my font.
I just told you a truth, that’s all. Deal.
I answered you in that ‘Starter Wives’ post.
ysoserious says:
If I go to find y’all some titties, y’all might not like what I come back with. Forewarned.
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Wait is somebody asking for that gravi I had the otha day…..ZZZ tittays
<—————– 6'5 280 pounds
im too big to be getting whoopings, how about you just sit on my chin, im sure that will make you feel better
@KABYEYOU come again? you lost me bruh.
Diva
I’m tellin
you on a role tuday!!!!
KABYEYOU says:
<—————– 6'5 280 pounds
im too big to be getting whoopings, how about you just sit on my chin, im sure that will make you feel better
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Fugg all yalll…this is my e-bew right here *grabs hand and takes you to the corner* sucker for tall men!!!!! *fans*
Diva, Beta, Yso & OldSkool
sup @Chan
@Mannie, thank you very much
@ ysoserious I retract my tits statement. Aint nothing worse than a visual of a bad pair of those.
Well now. Things might be getting even more interesting.
FRENCH Hey boo. Girl its jack frost out this bitch I do not favor 17 degrees with my island ass
Beep beep Toot toot
Bad Influence says:
@RIF, Gelly & Sam, hi huntys s
well im here to laugh cause in afew hours i have 2 have a phone meeting to make decisions regarding his condition and such…so im nervous about what they are gna ask me cause im NOT consenting to removing him from the ventilator…i wont EVER consent 2 that
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ing for you
Pray on it Bad….God will give you strength with what ever decisions you have to make.
BAD
sending you love and support honey i couldn’t imagine try to be strong
@GELLY
Get up off the floor. You might want to see this.
Yso
don’t you come back up in here w/ some lop sided tits with a candy cane stuck in the middle okay
What yall on? RIF why you smacking?
Diva says:
KABYEYOU says:
<—————– 6'5 280 pounds
im too big to be getting whoopings, how about you just sit on my chin, im sure that will make you feel better
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Fugg all yalll…this is my e-bew right here *grabs hand and takes you to the corner* sucker for tall men!!!!! *fans*
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Now I got to find somebody else to hold muh dyck!!
@SAM
Dang it. Okay.
Fiance
hello beautiful 
@Diva, thank u mama…i need all the
s i can get
I’m already here YSO
<– my 151
HIS!!!!!
<–on the 4head of course
your gonna be alright honey,Take a deep breath and take it slow
HIS!!!!!
<–on the 4head of course
your gonna be alright honey,Take a deep breath and take it slow
I’ve been trying not to work today so I stepped away from my desk…came back, started reading comments…I LIKE today’s topic of choice. I’ve been tryna kick my bad habit but the comment section on this blog will have me in his bed tonight!
@ Bad Influence Praying for your strength in your time of need, maam.
*applies lipgloss*
Hey Mr. Weathers
goat76 says:
Diva says:
KABYEYOU says:
<—————– 6'5 280 pounds
im too big to be getting whoopings, how about you just sit on my chin, im sure that will make you feel better
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Fugg all yalll…this is my e-bew right here *grabs hand and takes you to the corner* sucker for tall men!!!!! *fans*
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Now I got to find somebody else to hold muh dyck!!
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Naw, I'mma still hold that….
hola Jackson
lemme taste it *head tilt*
I just told you a truth, that’s all. Deal.
____________________________________
Shout out to them freshman..on SR striaght flexing. *files nails*
EyesofScorpio is it that serious? I though topics changed and e-feelings got left behind after midnight or something. If I remembered your name, I would have said it. I don’t go back to posts from over an hour ago to dig stuff up.
I say.. you say.. we all say… whatever .. okay?
no biggie. smoke one or drink one and be happy.
DIVA
everyday I’s had to fight for kabeyou love but I’ll kill ya dead foe I’s let you walk away wit em
Miany says:
I’ve been trying not to work today so I stepped away from my desk…came back, started reading comments…I LIKE today’s topic of choice. I’ve been tryna kick my bad habit but the comment section on this blog will have me in his bed tonight!
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With all kind of condiments
@RIF
*me snickering*
That makes me feel better Diva!!!
Miany don’t let these heathens influence you!
DIVA!
*looks for your church hat to cover your comments today*
Shout out to them freshman..on SR striaght flexing. *files nails*
Barker the Beauty!
*whispers encouraging words in your ear* 
We here, bew. Strength.
KABYEYOU says: do i eat the hole? ass in the one she shats out of?
man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….
hope that clarified yalls question
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Sam says:
DIVA
everyday I’s had to fight for kabeyou love but I’ll kill ya dead foe I’s let you walk away wit em
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You betta get to killing…….cause beybah I’m on that font like stank on shyt….
@LuVn, hey mama
@Chan, u are appreciated
Welp ladies and gents, my boss told me I can roll, and seeing as how I’d rather be at home eating crab legs, I’m out! lol Have a happy, fun, safe, sexy weekend everyone!!!….And I don’t have my kid this weekend….*thinks of all types of stuff to get into* Bye Guys!!!
Hey Mr. Weathers
__________________
*windmill into a
*
lol luvn is silly
ysoserious says:
DIVA!
*looks for your church hat to cover your comments today*
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Chile just pray for Sis. Diva today……the devil trying to get after me :rofl *fans with church fan from front pew*
well im here to laugh cause in afew hours i have 2 have a phone meeting to make decisions regarding his condition and such…so im nervous about what they are gna ask me cause im NOT consenting to removing him from the
ventilator…i wont EVER consent 2 that
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Oh wow I can’t imagine how u are feeling right now but stay strong!! Wishing your father a full recovery
@ OutsidetheBox
I C What you did there, lol.
shit im bout to G O toooo!
Shout out to them freshman..on SR striaght flexing.
—-
I did say I was leaving right, but I saw this^^^ and my brain straigh started dancing and said “pop a molly I’m sweatin, whoooo” lol ok bye for real!
diva
crab legs
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Mmmmm Imma see if I can find a friend to hit the Ocean Buffet with! YUM!
WHAT GEllY??
@Bad, Still
for your father. Everything is in the lord’s hands, stay strong.
FIANCE my love my boo thang my everything
*cracks knuckles* mofos cant be serious today bc Im on one
@oTb . . .
You Know you can get em at PubliX,they season and steam em for you
Diva says:
Chile just pray for Sis. Diva today……the devil trying to get after me :rofl *fans with church fan from front pew*
@GOAT
last friday we were getting menajed by Milky this week Diva
we winning bro * secret hand shake*
Sam says:
diva
you…but I’ll fugg you up over a tall good looking nigga 
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Sam you know I
if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their dick
*applies WHIP to Kim’s missing edges thats receding*
Its snowing in DC…Blown…Should have snowed last night so i could have been off today…
Wait Mrs. Diva, I thought Marquez was your e-boo?
NaijaGal says:
if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their dick
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This is true….saying you got a big dyck and alls you got is a dayum dickle…don’t waste my fuggin time….
***RUNS IN WITH MY APP TO BE KAD’S CHICK***
WHERE HE AT?
*BATS LASHES* HEY BEW!!!
Diva okay okay
I’ll just take em around back
@NAIJA
Man can’t afford them kinda lawsuits.
Breezy says:
Wait Mrs. Diva, I thought Marquez was your e-boo?
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Well shyt…do you see that nigga anywhere around this blog? nope, me neither……. so I is exploring my e-options.
NaijaGal says:
if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their dick
__________________
Yeah then women should get sued for lying on the puss…
Diva
what the hell is wrong with you today
You Know you can get em at PubliX,they season and steam em for you
I just didnt wanna do any clean up..have to air out the house and chit 
And (real reason) my kids eat crabs.
________________________
You ever fed kids some blue crabs (which is what I want)
Waste of money! But they swear they be eating good. 
Breezy says
Wait Mrs. Diva, I thought Marquez was your e-boo?
~ ~ ~
YeaH that’s the thing bout these good “sister wives”
Shout out to them freshman..on SR striaght flexing.
—-
I did say I was leaving right, but I saw this^^^ and my brain straigh started dancing and said “pop a molly I’m sweatin, whoooo” lol ok bye for real!
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That Trinidad James is a mess. When me and my friends saw the video we thought it was a parody. He’s coming here tomorrow for a concert, with $70 tixs. Talking bout you get a bottle too…hell I need that bottle to be $68.99.
Sam says:
Diva okay okay
I’ll just take em around back
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When I get mine….you can have seconds…..you gonna have him once I’mma have him all the time……
KABYEYOU says:
@GOAT
last friday we were getting menajed by Milky this week Diva
we winning bro * secret hand shake*
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Hell Yeah…
Where is Milky….
if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their dick
—–
*while waiting on her bf so we can go get crabs*
EVERY INCH OF THIS SENTENCE!!!! All in court, like, Judge he told me it was 9 inches and I get to the house and get his clothes off and it looks like 3 or 4. What I’ma do with that?! hahahahahahahah. No they should wear warning signs.
@GYPS
I’m putting my money on you cause you can look Kaybe in the eye in the right fck me pumps.
Sam says:
Diva
what the hell is wrong with you today
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The DEBIL…….and ya’ll Roses done turnt me OUT!
if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their dick
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Naija I saw that story and laughed so hardddd. Folks is thristy.
And (real reason) my kids eat crabs.
Oh gotcha OTB LMAO
nnnooooo
why they passing Diva and Milky around 
@Diva.. yup me, him (fruit roll ups, cotton candy and everything else)
@Gelly…too late influence is done, I done already sent out the ‘slida text’ :embarrased:
@OTB
I LOVE blue crabs! I won a crab eating contest once!
He’s coming here tomorrow for a concert, with $70 tixs. Talking bout you get a bottle too…hell I need that bottle to be $68.99.
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goat76 says:
KABYEYOU says:
@GOAT
last friday we were getting menajed by Milky this week Diva
we winning bro * secret hand shake*
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Hell Yeah…
Where is Milky….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We done tagged teamed your azz…I’m IT!!!
*just pretend I added the second ‘s’ in embarrassed
GellySammich says:
nnnooooo
why they passing Diva and Milky around
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Dem muh dyck holdas!!
@GELLY
They passing themselves around. #GypsyPuss
This one time I was with a guy who kept bragging on his shyt. Came in with like 8 Magnums. Had me all ready for a big mac and nucca served me a slider. It was like giving a tic tac to a whale. that shyt didn’t even touch the sides. And the kicker was he was moaning so loud, I did realize that I had 123 tiles on my ceiling and that there was a crack in the left hand corner of the crown molding near my closet.
Wait Mrs. Diva, I thought Marquez was your e-boo?
_____________
Hold up! These new fellas got yall putting in applications?! Well ddaammmnnnnn.
*shakes hands with new guys* Do that shyt! hahahaha
Nakeya_j says:
if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their dick
—–
*while waiting on her bf so we can go get crabs*
EVERY INCH OF THIS SENTENCE!!!! All in court, like, Judge he told me it was 9 inches and I get to the house and get his clothes off and it looks like 3 or 4. What I’ma do with that?! hahahahahahahah. No they should wear warning signs.
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Some of yah need to waer a sign that says **My wall aint been shyt since 98**
Breezy & Miany, thank u
s
Trinidad James a Flying Monkey from the Wiz come to life and no one will convince me otherwise.
@MANNIE – now what puss lies have you been told
BBL
gotta go talk to this man about a DOG
I won a crab eating contest once!
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@ActionJ
I wanna luv yew…I wanna luv you down babe
do me and I’ll do do do do yew
Well shyt…do you see that nigga anywhere around this blog? nope, me neither……. so I is exploring my e-options.
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Lol big pimping I see you…
Lmaooooo @Mannie
OutsidetheBox says:
He’s coming here tomorrow for a concert, with $70 tixs. Talking bout you get a bottle too…hell I need that bottle to be $68.99.
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Where you at? $70 tho? *Bey stank face* James betta sit. What if you’on even drank!
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Jacksonville, well the regular advanced tixs were $30 and $40 at the door….but that’s still cray cray…I’m waiting for Salt N Pepa, Jill Scott, Lisa Lisa nem to come in May
Diva says:
goat76 says:
KABYEYOU says:
@GOAT
last friday we were getting menajed by Milky this week Diva
we winning bro * secret hand shake*
————————————
Hell Yeah…
Where is Milky….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We done tagged teamed your azz…I’m IT!!!
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Yes!!! Doughnut Glazing Marathon!!
I did realize that I had 123 tiles on my ceiling
<—joy and pain
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#GypsyPuss
ysoserious says:
@GYPS
I’m putting my money on you cause you can look Kaybe in the eye in the right fck me pumps.
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i love a chick in dope heels…….. she gotta keep em on till i say take em off tho
@NAIJA
Girl. I’m a hush.
**My wall aint been shyt since 98**
Some of yah need to waer a sign that says **My wall aint been shyt since 98**
—–
Mannie this is the first time I have seen you on here most of the day! Hello! How are ya! lol
Brenbew!!
NAIJAAAAAAA
I did realize that I had 123 tiles on my ceiling and that there was a crack in the left hand corner of the crown molding near my closet
^^^^
this chit right here tho
*drops fleshlight, grabs peenus pump*
*measures* a whole extra half inch 
caint tell me nothing!
@SIS
If you smell black candles…let me know.
man listen, at least you guys have 2 other hole options…what we got…you lying on your dick my next option is the next nigguh or a toy
NaijaGal says:
@MANNIE – now what puss lies have you been told
_________________
I have been told oh imm put this on you you gonna fall in love you gonna be sprung imma have you moanin…
Soon as i went in i was like why oh why did i waist my time…
Imagine throwing a hotdog down a hallway…That was the puss…
YSO that’s EXACTLY what he looks like… no joke or anything
goat76 says:
GellySammich says:
nnnooooo why they passing Diva and Milky around
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Dem muh dyck holdas!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I ain’t just gonna hold yo dyck though…….
Jacksonville
neighbor. Im in Gainesville. I might come to his show.. DJM 
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Ermahgad ! Pepto!!!!
@GELLY
No. Joke.
BAD!! I was waiting for you to say it!!
Is that his
Happy New Year. Lemme mozie on over yonder n see if you done put up sumthin wank worthy 
Oldskool71 says:
KABYEYOU says:
Oldskool71 says:
@KABYEYOU
H UUUUUUUUUUUUUU ___________________________________________________________
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cues band*
we will do this every friday? im down lol
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@BAD
:hugs: <–Me holding you up. I know, bew. I know.
KABYEYOU says:
ysoserious says:
@GYPS
I’m putting my money on you cause you can look Kaybe in the eye in the right fck me pumps.
_______________________________________
i love a chick in dope heels…….. she gotta keep em on till i say take em off tho
________________
In the right pumps I’m 6’4″ and just don’t turn on the ceiling fan cause I don’t want to get my heels cut by the blades…BRING IT!
OutsidetheBox says:
Jacksonville
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neighbor. Im in Gainesville. I might come to his show.. DJM
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Neighbor…..is Rocky Cola still there?
Trinidad James need a damn dentist his ass should be ashamed to even talk far less than “rap” to a crowd. How insulting
@OTB
where you at? Man I can put BACK some crabs and ion need no claw cracker 
i uses my teef!
Im in the mid-atlantic region
Nakeya_j says:
Some of yah need to waer a sign that says **My wall aint been shyt since 98**
—–
Mannie this is the first time I have seen you on here most of the day! Hello! How are ya! lol
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Im good i lay low cause SR has some e-thuggs on here so i lay low and jump in when they seem to be logged off… No need to have e-beef with chicks that i dont know…
NaijaGal says:
man listen, at least you guys have 2 other hole options…what we got…you lying on your dick my next option is the next nigguh or a toy
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But that 1 hole out trumps those other 2 holes.
MissHarlem says:
Trinidad James need a damn dentist his ass should be ashamed to even talk far less than “rap” to a crowd. How insulting
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It’ll be a lot of other yuck mouths going to see him so they’ll be cool wit it, me not so much
OutsidetheBox says:
Jacksonville
neighbor. Im in Gainesville. I might come to his show.. DJM
____________
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Do you like the Gators???
Ahhh CHIT PANDORA!
BETTY WRIGHT!!!
There was an old lady sittin’ under a tree
She called me over and she said to me
“My days left here may not be long…
I wouldn’t waste my time tellin’ you nothin’ wrong!
But love is a flower that needs the sun and the rain
A little bit of pleasure’s worth a whole lot of pain!
If you learn this secret.. how to forgive
A longer and better life you’ll live”
No pain..No pain.. no pain..No pain
No gain..No gain… mmmmm
*stevie wonder head nod*
Be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the streets..
You can’t show your teeth to every guy you meet
It’s alright to be a little sweet
But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets
In the right pumps I’m 6’4? and just don’t turn on the ceiling fan cause I don’t want to get my heels cut by the blades…BRING IT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dayum…he 6″5
I’m feeling left out….who needs a box of glazed doughnuts?
no shade… I don’t think…
but is it always HER fault if yall falling in?
BAD ‘FLU – me luv you long time
@mannie
i have never run into a cooch that was wide open
but the worse thing ever is for a chick to talk that ” im a put it down i’s a freak talk”
and she be like
when you ask her to spit on the diznick
“WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DONT SUCK D!@#”
Is Kim going bald round them edges
Diva says:
goat76 says:
GellySammich says:
nnnooooo why they passing Diva and Milky around
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Dem muh dyck holdas!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I ain’t just gonna hold yo dyck though…….
———————————–
O’rly…..tell me what you gonna do with it.
is Rocky Cola still there?
___________________________
Mannie says:
Nakeya_j says:
Some of yah need to waer a sign that says **My wall aint been shyt since 98**
—–
Mannie this is the first time I have seen you on here most of the day! Hello! How are ya! lol
_____________
Im good i lay low cause SR has some e-thuggs on here so i lay low and jump in when they seem to be logged off… No need to have e-beef with chicks that i dont know…
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Mannie them e-thugs gone sir!!!!! Glad you hanging wif us today….
*giggles* who is cougar lover? Hilaireeous.
i have never run into a cooch that was wide open
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please don’t start
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
KABYEYOU says:
ysoserious says:
@GYPS
I’m putting my money on you cause you can look Kaybe in the eye in the right fck me pumps.
_______________________________________
i love a chick in dope heels…….. she gotta keep em on till i say take em off tho
________________
In the right pumps I’m 6’4? and just don’t turn on the ceiling fan cause I don’t want to get my heels cut by the blades…BRING IT!
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Sheeeeit!! I ain’t never chopped down no tree!! Where u at??
I HANDS DOWN HAVE THE WORSE/FUNNIEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OUT OF ANY POSTER EVER IN THIS POST
I’m not against rap. I’m not against rappers. But I AM against those thugs.
NaijaGal says:
if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their dick
___________
Can I get a recap
*Gator chomp* @Goat
How you bleed?
GellySammich says:
no shade… I don’t think…
but is it always HER fault if yall falling in?
______________
No im sure that i dude can be short enough for that to happen but if it feels like im humping air and i eventually have to say (Okay this aint gonna work just give me some head) then im sure in this case it was her fault…
I was out for drinks once or twice or thrice and was sitting down when shawt dude comes over really trying. So I stood up like I was trying to get something outta my pocket and stood next to him…
friends: Chihuahua meet great dane! BOOM!!!
Him: turns on heels puts head down and walks away!
OutsidetheBox says:
Ahhh CHIT PANDORA! BETTY WRIGHT!!!
There was an old lady sittin’ under a tree
She called me over and she said to me
“My days left here may not be long…
I wouldn’t waste my time tellin’ you nothin’ wrong!
But love is a flower that needs the sun and the rain
A little bit of pleasure’s worth a whole lot of pain!
If you learn this secret.. how to forgive
A longer and better life you’ll live”
No pain..No pain.. no pain..No pain
No gain..No gain… mmmmm
*stevie wonder head nod*
Be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the streets..
You can’t show your teeth to every guy you meet
It’s alright to be a little sweet
But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This will always be the shyt here….Betty Wright school these youngsters will you please.
GellySammich says:
no shade… I don’t think…
but is it always HER fault if yall falling in?
^^^^
RIGHT!!!
It’ll be a lot of other yuck mouths going to see him so they’ll be cool wit it, me not so much
___________________________________
His mouf is a mess tho.
Gelly & Yso, bless it’s heart. It’s trying to be down…..not working tho
*sits down gum*
No no no no Paieeeeeen no no no PaaaaaEeeeeen
Just as good..better really, but only on weekends.
*********************
Only on weekends??? We have them on every corner and 2 on each corner in the hood and they don’t never close. I went to one by my house after 11ish, they were playing 400 degrees and knee-grows was walking round with red solo cups. I was like what the what? lol
Diva says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Ahhh CHIT PANDORA! BETTY WRIGHT!!!
There was an old lady sittin’ under a tree
She called me over and she said to me
“My days left here may not be long…
I wouldn’t waste my time tellin’ you nothin’ wrong!
But love is a flower that needs the sun and the rain
A little bit of pleasure’s worth a whole lot of pain!
If you learn this secret.. how to forgive
A longer and better life you’ll live”
No pain..No pain.. no pain..No pain
No gain..No gain… mmmmm
*stevie wonder head nod*
Be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the streets..
You can’t show your teeth to every guy you meet
It’s alright to be a little sweet
But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This will always be the shyt here….Betty Wright school these youngsters will you please.
____________________
Say that
In order to get sumthin to be sumthin…You gotta go through sumthin
I HANDS DOWN HAVE THE WORSE/FUNNIEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OUT OF ANY POSTER EVER IN THIS POST
___________________
back from lunch. what I miss?
^’ 5″ 280???
Jesus be a ladder! I likes big boys 
Diva says:
Mannie says:
Nakeya_j says:
Some of yah need to waer a sign that says **My wall aint been shyt since 98**
—–
Mannie this is the first time I have seen you on here most of the day! Hello! How are ya! lol
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Im good i lay low cause SR has some e-thuggs on here so i lay low and jump in when they seem to be logged off… No need to have e-beef with chicks that i dont know…
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Mannie them e-thugs gone sir!!!!! Glad you hanging wif us today….
____________
Imma holla at yall a lil later on, if not, have a good weekend. Money calls, and I never ignore the money!
OutsidetheBox says:
*Gator chomp* @Goat
How you bleed?
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Garnet & Gold……..
I can look past you being a Gator fan tho. I still fcuks wit you
I HANDS DOWN HAVE THE WORSE/FUNNIEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OUT OF ANY POSTER EVER IN THIS POST
……………
spit em out!
I’m not against rap. I’m not against rappers. But I AM against those thugs.
__________________
*does the Thuggish Ruggish Bone body lean*
Any bitch that kisses his yuck mouth ass or even come 1 feet distance while talking to Trinidad James is def a nasty bitch who washes her puss once a week. Im certain
We’re still on the dootyhole subject eh?
Our previous sister in E- Christ STILL has the funniest comment on this subject…
CD FENTY says:
I agree. I believe somebody spread TC young pale booty cheeks and touched that lil pink booty hole and when he felt dem booty juices flowing he was hooked. WELP anyhoo
____________________________
OutsidetheBox says:
I HANDS DOWN HAVE THE WORSE/FUNNIEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OUT OF ANY POSTER EVER IN THIS POST
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gyps!
Oh GOAT: I’m a seasoned vet and have sent men home to their mama’s with their thumbs in their mouths!
Betty Wright
@SIS
I AM though. *church hum*
And it starts…Im out…Have a good weekend folks…
*chokes* *Bey stank face*
GOATTTTT I knowed you had an issue..
69!
Hey Goat
goat76 says:
OutsidetheBox says:
How you bleed?
Goat, you’s a Seminole too?
*Gator chomp* @Goat
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Garnet & Gold……..
I can look past you being a Gator fan tho. I still fcuks wit you
_____________
Bad everybody else seems to be skipping it cept Miss Congeniality over there *thumb pointin to the side thing*
Chan I know thats right!
Who the fugg ran Mannie off?
Hi Bad! How are you holding up hon? The move,you being sick and with dad. I’m praying for your strength. HUGS!
HIS
Where have you been and I “AXED” yo ass the other week what are you doing on the West Coast?
MISTRIAL ON GERALYN GRAHAM FOR MURDERING RAYLIA!! SMDH
Yew. bishes.
say it wit cho chest if you don’t come back in here
DIVA I dont think anyone did his per usual
Rude azzes….DUB can I get a recap
<<<<<<really bat signal
@DIVA
The ghosts of loose pussies past?
*thumb pointin to the side thing*
______________________________
This chit here. It was the death blow.
say it wit cho chest if you don’t come back in here
______________________
ysoserious says:
@DIVA
The ghosts of loose pussies past
^^^^^^
why :wails: :wails:
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Oh GOAT: I’m a seasoned vet and have sent men home to their mama’s with their thumbs in their mouths!
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Dem boys….I ain’t going to run to mama.
Diva says:
Who the fugg ran Mannie off?
___________
YOUR ugly ass gravi with them gills on top of its head
ysoserious says:
@DIVA
The ghosts of loose pussies past?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hollering…….whyyyyyyyyyyyyy lawd!
Has anybody in here successfully had sex in water other than the shower? Once my pretty parts are actually under water, I can’t have sex without lube. I’ve tried the pool, jacuzzi, ocean, bath.. it never works without the lube and I can’t be walking around the pool, jacuzzi or beach with lube… and I can’t ask dude to lick me off before hand because I don’t want him having to drink the pool chemicals or salt water of the ocean just to have sex.
Suggestions are welcome.
Bad Influence says:
69!
Hey Goat
————————————–
What’s up Babe
It’s time for a gravi change.
(goes to find something ratchet as fukc)
Look here dude…how you keep letting what someone says to your font and gravi run you off with inadvertent statements?
Ermahgad and The ghosts of loose pussies past
69 says:
Diva says:
Who the fugg ran Mannie off?
___________
YOUR ugly ass gravi with them gills on top of its head
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and I love yo azz too
@Bad
Got you in my prayers Shawtie!
Freshman year of college I attended WSSU
Had my eye on a chick for the first semester would see her in the commons all the time never tried talking to her, found out her good friend was in a bio class with me she put me on with her
she invited me to the crib during a hurricane i ran across the yard in hurricane force winds to get the box
get to the room there were no lights, we talked, chatted flirted, she pretty much started feeling around grabbed the man meat and it was going down, she sucked on me i sucked on her its time for action
i throw the condom on she was like its too dry * college condoms i may have had that condom since the summer before* but anyway it was dry on the outside she was like i got some vaseline on the dresser. its pitch black in the room i feel around find the first thing that felt like it could be used as lube, squirt some one my hands rub it in the condom
i start working it shes moaning she gets louder then she starts saying ” its burning its burning” i tell her i can change the stroke she was like NO ITS BURNING , i say it cant be i have a codom on she says NO NIGRA ITS HOT ITS BURNING
i get up she pushes me off and runs and SITS HER WHOLE BOTTOM IN THE TOILET she is screaming ” what did you do to me”
i grab the bottle and my cell phone off the floor and its
JUST FOR ME HAIR RELAXER
i get my clothes on and run back across the yard tell my boys about it, i couldnt look chick in her face again while i was there, they called me BIG PERM for the rest of that semester i transfered to HOWARD the next year….
dont laught at my pain yo
I go
Maybe I should have said loose…Never mind. I AM against thugs.
ysoserious says:
@DIVA
The ghosts of loose pussies past?
_______________
Screw & Hissy
RIF raw shea butter worked for… somebody
@Gelly, well y’all know I ain’t shit *stomps on that headband*
Gyps, I’m coping mama
69! I moved back to vegas bew
Nothing worse than a baggy magnum!!! Anyway what’s glazing donuts???
69 says:
goat76 says:
OutsidetheBox says:
How you bleed?
Goat, you’s a Seminole too?
*Gator chomp* @Goat
—————————-
Garnet & Gold……..
I can look past you being a Gator fan tho. I still fcuks wit you
_____________
——————————–
Hell Yeah I Am!!! What set you claiming??
SIWCC (say it w/ cho chest)
you got to be a lil more stronger in the nut area love
but we enjoyed your company tuday
@His you’re in my hood? Ummmm
wanna do brunch? You know…Acore ding to Dr Phil…Sexual relations where theres no actual penetration doesn’t count as cheating…IJS…So…Lettin a ninja slide his rod betwixt yo girls is fair game 
what happened that fast?
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nooooooooo KAB NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<— for the 3rd degree burns in her vagina
she can't have babies
NO!!!!!!! Kabeyou
OMG!!!!!
* college condoms i may have had that condom since the summer before
_________________
ysoserious says:
Maybe I should have said loose…Never mind. I AM against thugs.
___________________
See that right there but then when i come in commenting bout bish this and bish that i get the side eye… Like i said thats why i lurk mainly cause of some of these lame broads in here…
This ish used to be fun…
Not da permed pucci!
I actually did some work today
What y’all talm bout
can I get a recap
@Jackson u been picking up mushroom puff strays bew? Lmaooooo
Thank you Goat
Tyyyyyyyyyy
Ok. She was found guilty on all the other charges but, she will not face life in prison for killing that poor child (I’m convinced she killed that baby)
she can’t have babies
^^^^
This
I bet her coochie hairs was pressed than a mug
KABYEYOU YOU WIN.
*CLOSES CONTEST…NO MORE ENTRIES NECC.*
Time for a BF
I’m out…see yall folks next week have a good weekend and be safe
OutsidetheBox says:
*chokes* *Bey stank face*
GOATTTTT I knowed you had an issue..
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We can work that out!!
n*gga went from over relaxing the puss to knowing how to munch out the hole. Gotta start somewhere to end up great.
*takes application back from Kad to make corrections*
NIGGA I’M NATURAL UP TOP AND DOWN BOTTOM!
#SAYNOTOPERMS
Somebody call me??
@KAYBE
You left her puss fried, died, and laid to the side huh?
69 says:
We’re still on the dootyhole subject eh?
Our previous sister in E- Christ STILL has the funniest comment on this subject…
CD FENTY says:
I agree. I believe somebody spread TC young pale booty cheeks and touched that lil pink booty hole and when he felt dem booty juices flowing he was hooked. WELP anyhoo
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she can’t have babies
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Kay…that may have caused permanent damage. I don’t see anyone topping that story though.
FuturedocDonte says:
I actually did some work today
What y’all talm bout can I get a recap
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Doc been trying to get a recap for a minute but they acting funny today
Shyt just got real so hold tight…want some
Kabey noooooooooo
Sam says:
SIWCC (say it w/ cho chest)
you got to be a lil more stronger in the nut area love
but we enjoyed your company tuday
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I’m trying to leave..but this shyt here got me rolling!!!
I still don’t get it *blond moment*
OutsidetheBox says:
KABYEYOU YOU WIN.
*CLOSES CONTEST…NO MORE ENTRIES NECC.*
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man whenever i see anyone i knew from that one year at WSSU they bring that up lol i guess you live and you learn LMAO
i blame trojan for not using the proper lube in that expired ass condom i was using lmao
<–Bye.
(I’m convinced she killed that baby)
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Im trying to keep my spirit. But you know that evil greedy b!tch kilt that baby. /death rant
Don’t you have to mix up Just 4 Me? Why was it just sitting on the dresser?
Rofl @ Brenbew
n*gga went from over relaxing the puss to knowing how to munch out the hole. Gotta start somewhere to end up great.
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Over relaxing?
:ontopic: kris humphries irks me to no end. He needs to move on with his life already. I think kim kardashian just makes bad romantic decisions. the only difference is that her decisions are broadcasted while ours are hidden.
@Harlem
It’s week 5…..deposit your coins accordingly!
NIGGA I’M NATURAL UP TOP AND DOWN BOTTOM!
Did SAM just font that you have to be a lil stronger in the nut area?!!
chit is funny and I dont even know whats going on
Ermahgad stop posting!!!
See that right there but then when i come in commenting bout bish this and bish that i get the side eye… Like i said thats why i lurk mainly cause of some of these lame broads in here…
This ish used to be fun…
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But.. but.
OTB or BAD: can i get a quick recap on why we are at 399+ comments on a
Kum Kar-trash-ian post?..
I bet that girl went natural and didnt look at perm ever in her life AGANE
PRYN I thought bout you this morning about the money. I put mine in last week for this week and whatever else I save before Thursday I am gonna add that too. I been brown baggin it to work
<——— thats why i eats the box to get it wet now, i dont trust lube
who in the hell is this Ermahgad
:wails:
Nigah literally kilt tha pucci.
<—is weepoing. TIssue just w e t.
407+ comments on the Kum Trashian POST!! WHATDA!!!
I’m serious. Check yo Dm’s…Lets do lunch…On you
YSO
I found your auntie on here. She’s coming up in my gravi. I hates to embarrass you n chit, but you know it’s all out of love.
I must be sleepy cuz that got me
Why yes I did Ms harlem
JMO
CD used to have us gasping for air with the chit she would font.
@Bad
I don’t know why i thought you were heading to Texas 
Imma come see you gurl once you get all settled and thangs…I’ll just go see Nikke first and then go eat some crabs with OTB, to give you some time 
YOU IN VEGAS???
so, Kabyeyou… if you ever in the Bay Area, we can have an affair okay? .. okay.
My only requirements are that we pop in to the clinic to take the quickie 20 min tests and we use condoms.
Also, I will put it on a sticky note to mark all hazardous hair products with a red marker before we meet. I will take the person’s advice up top to bring some shea butter since I’m still working on the sex in the water thing.
Let’s plan for summer?
@69
Anything for my attention huh? Huh.
SAM you have officially joined my I cant stand her ass list boo
Men and Women alike can not be sensitive on a blog. Especially here when we bored and fonting bs we like sharks in the water
I think kim kardashian just makes bad romantic decisions. the only difference is that her decisions are broadcasted while ours are hidden.
^^^ I could get with u until she did a whole made for tv special..I’ve heard of chics marrying a man for his money but…..I dunno many regular chicks who marry to earn money (especially if they’re already rich)
RIF
making plans and chit
I read and re-read, and I’m lost….but
Happy Friday!
@ SAM well, I backed off and let you have the lips gravi to yourself. Can I get a one night stand on SR at least?
OTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t ignore me!!!
BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t ignore me!!!
The recappers ain’t here
mostly sex talk anyway. please. jump right on in.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
so, Kabyeyou… if you ever in the Bay Area, we can have an affair okay? .. okay.
My only requirements are that we pop in to the clinic to take the quickie 20 min tests and we use condoms.
Also, I will put it on a sticky note to mark all hazardous hair products with a red marker before we meet. I will take the person’s advice up top to bring some shea butter since I’m still working on the sex in the water thing.
Let’s plan for summer?
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bet as soon as i get back from the dominican republic my next trip will be to cali……. hold on i think im in San jose for a conference in April…….
Well I’m honored Ms Harlem
I would like to think the european caucasian baby jesus for this moment cause without him none of this would be possible.
Re-capp
Freaky Friday you know how that shat goes
Best I could do.
Signed
Deez!!
Recap coming…
*thank**
RIF
I’m waiting on otb anyways 
yes RIF thank you have at it
ysoserious says:
@69
Anything for my attention huh? Huh.
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Don’t act like you don’t appreciate my conversation. We’re going to have a good day today, ok?
im the only dude again in here, someone ran manny off, goat got milky and diva bent over somewhere, and the other dude who was throwing up gang signs in his avi is out….
let me get back to doing reports for work, see yall later!
yall helped me get through these BS People learning meetings
SAM git with that just git
Dub recaps..I’ll give a news letter:
Headline: Kris H. IS NOT LETTING GO OF HIS DRY PAST.
-He wanna full anullment so he can try to convince God? Somebody? Himself! that he didnt scrape the epidermis offa his dick while in Kim’s mound.
Editors Note: Of course, the Kartrashians say it aint true. They acting like they dont pay niggas to play. Chile. Boo. :eyeroll:
Community Action: We got together to be chit today and donated WHIP for Kim’s edges…even tho her baby daddy dont like Black ppl. Especially rappers. #selfhate
Little Know Fact: Did you know that KABYEYOU is like a 6+ footer? Get into that. BUT he likes the pubes bone straight so..
Mannie came to play. Then he took his jumprope and went home. Same ole same ole.
…
Feel free to add to the wire.
@69
Ummm….:rofl:
YOU CANT COME IN HERE LIKE SWEET DACK WILLIE AND GO RUNNING OUT LIKE LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!
THE END
#NOTHUG CAUSE I LIKE YOU!
why won’t yall let say it be great :wails:
My only requirements are that we pop in to the clinic to take the quickie 20 min tests and we use condoms.
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Oraquick ($39) and condoms.
Make him pay for both. #helpful
Gouchhhhhhhhhh
european caucasian baby jesus
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We cant have nothing! :eyeroll:
im the only dude again in here
@OTB Thats straight subliminal shade thrown at you. No worries tho bruh, we all know you the realest and only brutha here that matters
ok, “K” I’ll be out of town week of Apr 1 but, I can pencil you in anytime after that.
Pencils in to go repent sometime in March. Father Wayne not gonna like this.
goat76 says:
Re-capp
Freaky Friday you know how that shat goes
Best I could do.
Signed
Deez!!
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OTB biiittttttttchhhhhh GET OUT *wheelchair dude in players club voice* if I dont kill you for then he took his jumprope and went hom
why must I like all the cray people
YNH ummmm I hate you too for that sweet dick willie comment
Mannie came to play. Then he took his jumprope and went home. Same ole same ole.
&
YOU CANT COME IN HERE LIKE SWEET DACK WILLIE AND GO RUNNING OUT LIKE LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!
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became a 
and met Sweet baby Jesus
I _____________________!
uuumm DTTS is a professional freeze cup eater
what else happened
I think YSO may have almost thought about sex once
Bad stomach hurts or something cuz she talking about the Bismol
Bad Influence says:
I wanna c*m on ur chest so bad
Ever tried scat? 
We cant have nothing!
^^^
Kab….Screw is here with ratchett gravi
Is that a Decatur Flavor
Hello Genia!
Where’s Ermahgad??
Miany I see what you are saying. But i’m not sure if she married him for money because it doesnt appear that he has much. Idk, i’m just speculating.
*grabs crotch*
One thing about it Brebew..IT NEVER GOES SOFT. *files nails*
Ermahgad <— what is this
i ain’t ate no lunch fckin around w/ yall today
*giggles*
*RECAP*
This post is about Kris H and Kim K. She offered him 10 mil to go away but that is only enough to keep him in crayons and paste for like a year so he turned it down. Some said milk Kimye’s accounts as dry as her cooch some don’t give a sht.
Kabye and Goat were getting serviced by Diva who lost her church hat and ain’t tryna find it no time soon. Chan had to leave and Cougar Lover is somewhere deep in a Fleshlight cause he doesn’t measure up.
Speaking of, Mannie said that men should sue for loose pussy if women can sue for short dicks, as OTB suggested. This is funny on more than one level to more than one person though my comments seemed to have been the ones run him off. Again.
Oh, His is going through some things and needs your prayers. If you could throw in one to help her be sht, that would be appreciated.
This recap has been brought to you by YSoSerious, a thuggish, ruggish, bitch apparently.
Thank you.
Little Know Fact: Did you know that KABYEYOU is like a 6+ footer? Get into that. BUT he likes the pubes bone straight so..
What in dey hell does that mean…WHITE PUN-NANA? or…straight pubes as in RELAXER applied?…which begs another question: Are white people’s pubes straight like petting a wet seal?
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d*mn, dude is out.
so, I’m back to having my first daydream only e-girl on e-girl with people’s gravi in here.
Omg between u bishes and Brenbew, I cannot.
You talk about good luvin, lets talk about the luver in me shoooo do wop
Little Know Fact: Did you know that KABYEYOU is like a 6+ footer? Get into that. BUT he likes the pubes bone straight
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Lil Miss Sunshine
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Does Ermahgad =
? Cos that’s how it sounds when I say it.
MissHarlem says:
Ermahgad <— what is this
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It's valley girl for OMG!!! GEEEEEESSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..Miss Harlem, i expect more from the beautiful ones.
@GELLY
Fck you. <–Just thought about sex again. So there. Hmph.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
d*mn, dude is out.
so, I’m back to having my first daydream only e-girl on e-girl with people’s gravi in here.
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I’m still here…Hold muh dyck!!
Gouch u shattap
Bad, Gelly, YSO, OTB, YNH
Stop it
So nobody gonna answer my Soul Train scramble question?!! WTF
*wheelchair dude in players club voice*
^^^ ST Louis Sis.
I can’t goat. Gravis in here gave me a bad visual of you.
GG
I knew you loveded me 
girl scramble and font with hash tags that have more than one word always read like ghigjigjigj. My eyes cant do it too lazy
@69
I am having a good day. Can’t you tell?
Dang YSO… you cut me deep
more meetings smh how you let us out of a meeting just to tell us we have another one.. ON A FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i am back as long as i am in this meeting
@reading no doubt!!!! lol
But real talk that mock neck and them Public Enemy beads should be tougher than that!
#fightthepower
oh yay… playboy is back.
**disclaimer just in cast my boyfriend is reading: I am just joking**
**double disclaimer so SR can slip Mr. “K” my addy: I am not joking**
**triple disclaimer: I drink on the job so please don’t pay me no mind!”
@GELLY
Somebody dropped a tampon. Use it to stop up the wound.
Genia says:
MissHarlem says:
Ermahgad <— what is this
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It's valley girl for OMG!!! GEEEEEESSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..Miss Harlem, i expect more from the beautiful ones.
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Oooo; thanks cause I was sitting here spelling ish backwards and sideways trying to figure it out
Are white people’s pubes straight like petting a wet seal?
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Umm no.. Its coarse too but yeah kinda 
Where is errybody???
we was gonna have matching finger bandaids and everything =/
@OTB swirlin and gurlin too????
But real talk that mock neck and them Public Enemy beads should be tougher than that!
@GYPS
Go away cause I can’t with you.
that mock neck and them Public Enemy beads
I can’t breathe. Mock neck though?
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ReadingIsFundamental says:
oh yay… playboy is back.
**disclaimer just in cast my boyfriend is reading: I am just joking**
**double disclaimer so SR can slip Mr. “K” my addy: I am not joking**
**triple disclaimer: I drink on the job so please don’t pay me no mind!”
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LMAO, what your man gotta do with me
@NAIJA
You see how they are? Smh.
GYPSY you see this —>
join it. Thanks in advance
I aint shyt!!!
I gotta step away!!!
*kicks the do’ open*
WTH is goins on off up in hurr??
The bish said public enemy beads yall. *weeps* Why must we be so..so…not chit.
So Kab, where are you located…I’m asking for a friend. Friend also wants to know if you like hot bubble baths and candles. She so nosey!
Dammmmm bishes REALLY do jump one-dyck sight unseen huh
wow 
* e-dyck
just scrolled up to look at the gravi again? YNH you are officially out of order
OutsidetheBox says:
Are white people’s pubes straight like petting a wet seal?
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Umm no.. Its coarse too but yeah kinda
:stop:
u know what?? i am TIED of findin out chit about yew i aint know on the blog mk? u fuggin wit CACB’s n chit?? 
@FAY
There are a few recaps if you can scroll up some.
*wipes tears* the screen so blurry
@PUMPKIN
It’s mostly jokes. When emails get passed around is when it gets “real”.
public enemy beads tho
I’m too young to die I really am
@YNH you soooo pretty
*looks at gravi again* mock neck
woooooooo wait public enema *John Witherspoon voice*
FAYYYY I denounced they asses! B E E N. That one that was in my tess box?!?! RUINED IT FOR ALL OF EM. I’ll slap a CACB on sight! :eyeroll:
Why wouldnt the bish give him an annulment? Would that then mean she ows him alamony or sumthin. I dont get it, sorry if someone already answered that, i havent read the comments yet. I think she thought she loved him in the begining of their relationship, but by the time she snapped out of the lust it was to late. Like 10 mil in wedding planning late.
@Pumpkin-it’s all jokes. I prefer my dack au naturale no chemicals and in real life. This is just passing the time.
#NoIGO
this is why he be coming up in here sayin it with his chest movin his arms up and down like kevin hart son makin them weird noises :wails: yall won’t let me be great!!!!!!
Dammmmm bishes REALLY do jump one-dyck sight unseen huh wow
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Wayyy minute nigh. Dont shake the table.
Folks just carameling.
OutsidetheBox says:
FAYYYY I denounced they asses! B E E N. That one that was in my tess box?!?! RUINED IT FOR ALL OF EM. I’ll slap a CACB on sight!
@ Yso I think some folks IS serious (as per they’re own words)but I hope there won’t be anotha e-mail fiasco… the thirst is real mam
**him*** be great
damn I’m hungry
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
@Pumpkin-it’s all jokes. I prefer my dack au naturale no chemicals and in real life. This is just passing the time.
#NoIGO
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YOUR NAME HERE! says:
So Kab, where are you located…I’m asking for a friend. Friend also wants to know if you like hot bubble baths and candles. She so nosey!
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what man doesnt like to be Catered to?
and i am in VA
YNH you are officially out of order
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She STAY doing misconduct™
Bish said no IGO ok I gotta walk out and get some air
Hey I was just playin w/ Kabeyou
I got my aries 
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
@Pumpkin-it’s all jokes. I prefer my dack au naturale no chemicals and in real life. This is just passing the time.
#NoIGO
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i thought thats what we all were doing
DEJA VU
I will pass on the info!!!
PUMPKIN all the mofos fonting in here aint about that email dick like we doing how we used to do a very MILD manner
@ OTB table has not been shook
@ No Igo
*le sigh*
*life
Fa sho @Fay
You know thats my BD’s CACB baby mama right? 
Sam I got some ketchup packets if you want em. #Icare
Ok. We all here. Chits & Giggles™.
@Harlem I meant week 4….but nonetheless. LOL
I ain’t been able to play all day b/c my Corky lookin co-worker don’t want to be sh!t today……and HE has to be in here by hisself tomorrow, wtf am I workin so hawd fuh? ……AND I got a sh!tty raise….well its the norm but it still amounts up to less than a piece of smashed copper metal. Ugh!
@WIP
Gone now. Get.
WIP
I told my cooch is an artist and she sensitive about chit 
I don’t want no ketchup man
ysoserious says:
@PUMPKIN
It’s mostly jokes. When emails get passed around is when it gets “real”.
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Ion be playing….lol
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I will pass on the info!!!
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tell her dont be scared, i only bite if she like it
i shole do OTB! that’s ytf i needs my update. that bish’s MISCONDUCT deserved SO much..attempted murdas
goat
Bitch over there text right now! Man fugg this. I’m bout to (_________insert real nigga in the workplace type behavior sh!t here_______)
Sam says:
Hey I was just playin w/ Kabeyou I got my aries
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Yeah SAM!!! geesh
don’t be messing up all the good astro vibes I been sending you way gurl!
My fun is over with you Mr. K.
I’m going back to sipping on my vodka in a water bottle.
-remembers what got me off SR last time I started playing too much.
#badmemories
@GOAT
Well that’s cause you the GOAT. Your game is not a game.
@PRYNN – there’s a new epi of awkward black girl
oldskool
I’m really tryin hard to keep my drawls on 
especially after he told me he liked me alot that I was a woman of substance 
My aries recited two poems to me on saturday I was lovestruck
Hey everybody! Fayla “Whipmaster”!
I am just glad to be working again after 2 1/2 months as an unemployed student.
PRYN all good I knew what you meant.
Why am I just watching Awkward Black Girl. I watched all episodes last night. I LOVE HER!
@Sam
*shivers* Ummmm hummmmmmm *in my Phaedra voice* I like the sound of this a lot!!! *yes*
@ Sam, o yeah, I 4got. How is that whole no drawz struggle going?
YNH – glad you’ve joined the club…epi 9 was on some real chit too *I just want Jae to win* fcuk white Jay
right @naija- white J is killing me cause he should have checked his boys at the table. Her raps kill me. I have watched the same epi cause it had me crying!
@Naija
Thanks. I’ll have to watch it it tonight/this weekend.
@Gyps
Pumpkin Mama it is a struggle but we had a long talk Saturday and i’m glad I’m waiting he seems to appreciate the fact that I’m not trying to offer up my cookies (he is fione) and that I geniunely interested in what he is talking about. He is very respectful and attentive
I can see myself with him so I want to take my time and date him
I like him I really do
Yes Oldskool me too
I will keep you posted since you were the one who urged me to go for it. I catch him saying “I can’t lose this” under his breath when there is a break in us talking. 
Awww that is so sweet. My boo thang told me the other night that he loves that I’m a hoe. I gave it up on the 1st night. Met him in 2008. I just told him my real feeling for him the other night. I love that man.His kisses make me melt
@Sam
Yes pleeeease keep me in the know cause this right cheer makes me happy when i get my astro vibes right!!!
If that is to me @sam, I know but I’m very difficult with the love thang!