So I was browsing my favorite blogs and I saw this item about socialite Teyana Taylor falling out with the chick behind the makeup product “Dope Lips.” Apparently, Teyana was perpetrating like this was “her” line of lip products as if we don’t know that some of us always lie about owning anything.

Well, according to TaSH, who follows the broad on Twitter, Teyana and Monica fell out:

DoPeLips is NO MORE… Teyana & Monica had a falling out

@DOPELIPS IS NOW @NOMOREDRAMAPLZ BECAUSE THE OWNERS OF DOPELIPS HAD A FALLING OUT. IF YOU WANT @DOPELIPS TO COME BACK THEN TALK TO @VIICIIOUSVIIXEN & @TEYANATAYLOR GET THEM TO MAKE UP AND B FRIENDS AGAIN BUT I DOUBT U CAN. I WISH @TEYANATAYLOR & @VIICIIOUSVIIXEN WOULD WORK IT OUT BUT I DONT SEE IT HAPPENING. MAYBE U GUYS CAN CONVINCE THEM. :’-(

Can you believe this? What kind of business arrangement did these two have going? Did they draw up the contracts on toilet paper? And why would we care about convincing them to work it out? Are we shareholders in the company?

I don’t even have to guess that Monica is black. This sounds like some ghetto foolishness for real.