Tiger Woods To Jump Off: ‘My Wife May Be Calling You’
Us Weekly magazine just posted a voicemail left by golf great Tiger Woods on a jump off’s cell phone on Nov. 24. Woods can be heard begging his jump off to change her caller ID after his wife, Elin Nordegren-Woods, went through his phone and found her number. “My wife may be calling you,” says a nervous Woods.
Listen to the voicemail below.
In a revealing interview in the new Us Weekly (on newsstands today), Jaimee Grubbs, a Los Angeles cocktail waitress said she had a steamy 31-month fling with Tiger Woods and has 300 text messages to prove it.
Grubbs, now 24, told Us Weekly the affair with Woods, 33, began in 2007 and she had 20 sexual encounters with Woods, who wed Elin in 2004.
This new evidence, and other rumors of rampant infidelity with various trollops — along with evidence of a possible painkiller addiction — brings Tiger Woods’ integrity and wholesome apple pie image into question.
Yesterday, the Florida Highway Patrol held a news conference announcing plans to cite Woods for careless driving stemming from a single car accident in his driveway on Friday.
No other charges are expected despite the fact that evidence strongly suggests Woods was under the influence of prescription drugs and incapacitated at the scene of the accident.
Tiger’s neighbors, Jerome and Linda Adams, spoke to the media yesterday through their attorneys. The Adams explained their son, Jarius, saw Woods lying in the road and called 911.
“He was lying in the road. Mrs. Woods was beside him trying to help him and he couldn’t get up,” said Bill Sharpe, an attorney for the Adams family.
“They did not witness any domestic violence and Mr. Woods’s minor injuries were not consistent with somebody being beat up with a nine-iron.” Mr Sharpe added: “Mrs. Woods was with him, had him down on the ground . . . she was sitting there. She was really… upset, and he’s unconscious . . . she was trying to help him. She weren’t trying to do any further damage.” [link]
Woods remained holed up with his wife in their mansion in Islewood, a gated community in Orlando, Florida yesterday. The couple have two children together, 2-year-old Sam and 10-month-old Charlie.
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I am with Tiger all the way…he does not have to talk to the lazy Police or the nosey Reporters. He should however stop dealing with all the stringy headed trailer trash. Come let a sistah show him what he’s really missing. Hell he has enough cush to do whatever he feels like doing. SR’s white masters have been doing it since the beginning of time…but SR is only interested in FULL BLAST when a Black man is involved. Stop letting your self-hatred show SR…and btw stop following the lead of the White Media. DO BETTER!!
Looks like someone has been doing some outside
Wow…I am still on d fence with d cheating & leaving messages but if he did…WOW
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I am so tired of hearing about these men cheating on their wives. I really don’t care. And why was a press conference held for a ticket? Nobody held one when I got a reckless driving ticket. Good grief Tiger, go away.
Yep…it’s going down today. Tiger know he been effing around! And his wife was on the rampage, wasn’t she? LMAO! I guess it didn’t stay in Vegas….
I’m ready to read the texts and see the pictures.
I have mixed emotions about this issue. One, why get married if you can’t keep it in your pants. Marriage is sacred, treat it as such. Two, i have no respect for women who take pleasure in hurting another’s family. Yes he is wrong. But what makes her so heroic for ruining someone’s life. I hope she feels good inside. So, after it’s all said in done. Yes she got her revenge. Tiger is humiliated. His marriage is in dispair. But, she still won’t have him. This is just dumb.
ksmommy05 – I think she did it for the money. I was hearing a 750,000 to a mil payday. He cheated why shouldn’t she get paid. She obviously doesn’t have morals, but neither does he…….
This is going to be GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT for the Media……not so much for Tiger & his family.
I think rich men get married for that wholesome family status..kids, family, wife.
Maybe his wife will give him a Kobe pass & they get help & eventually get back on the right track.
two wrongs will never make a right.
Tiger is a douchebag; please don’t feel sorry for him…….
ksmommy
Why did he even get married? And all these tramps crawling out the woodwork looking for a check make me just as sick as he does.
that aint him! …………
negative and a negative = a postive……lol
Well, well ,well Mr Woods. Ain’t it interesting that the very same white people/media and white slappers you spurned the black population for, are the ones who will bring you down?
What will you say next? You can’t even pull the race card with a straight face coz the blacks don’t want to know and you damn well know those white people are not known for standing by a troubled black man…
Ah well. After the bus they have thrown you under has driven off, I have a feeling you will be hunting down a Shaniqua, enjoying a BBQ and fried chicken down with sweet koolaid. You can try to run but you will always be black. The sooner you realise it, the quicker you will have people stand by you.
I have always loved the way people of colour, whether black, brown or other, stand by each other no matter what. This is what Tiger will miss.
Ah well, what doen’t kill you makes you stronger.
Vibay – we all are looking for a check…..lol Is it so bad that she’s telling on a cheater? He obviously didn’t care about his family. Why should she?
@brucebaner1..you’re right neither one of them have any morals. @ksmommy05…I agree..after all has been said and done he still won’t be with her. She was only worth what he has already done with her..and that was the sex.
Thando – Tiger isn’t black! This isn’t our problem…..lol
@Thando
Okay…so what makes people think that Tiger is above cheating? He’s a dude ain’t he? A rich one at that. That’s what they do. He ain’t no different than any of the other “Hollywood Hoes”… Bottomline: I ain’t surprised about any of the jump-off’s.
It all comes down to people not respecting their marriage vows and their partners; famous or not.
marriage is becoming more and more of a joke in this society. people do it as the SOP…standard operating precedure
Matilda – I don’t think Tiger is going to get off so easy. His wife already busted him up. Its going to get ugly!
I feel bad for all involved. But mostly for the wife and the kids. Bad enough your husband cheated. But now the whole world knows. This entire situation is just horrible on so many levels. I dont condone but Tiger did, but i definitely can’t co-sign on this lady making money off of someone else’s misery. The media is a blessing and a curse.
Uggh! They are both slores.
@Sandra, we told you that viking wife whip that azz. SMDH I guess the only person surprised by Tiger’s cheating was his viking wife.
Yep, that sure is Tiger’s voice on that voicemail.
Don’t worry. Viking wife and Tiger will hold a press conference just like Koby and his dumb wife did and everything will go back to business as usual.
@bruce lol, I know the tramp doesnt care about the family but doesnt she care about herself? Its one thing to sneak around with a married man but to come out and claim the whore title is just extra shameful IMO. I would deny it to the end just like the first chick he was accused of messing with. No matter what this hooker says, his wife will get all the sympathy and she will get the title of jumpoff,hoe,hooker, fly-by-night-hoe, lol, you get it. But like you said, she didnt have morals to begin with so why would she be ashamed now?
@Thando,
you better tell it like it is. Black and brown folks who aren’t comfortable in their skin will always be reminded by white supremacy of who they are;
@TruGemini ,
I agree.
Memo to Tiger and all the whore mongering spouses: Talent, effort and charisma will help you acquire success but CHARACTER will help you maintain it. You are only as great as your character (i.e., who you are in the dark outside the presence of cameras, publicists, spouses, family, fans, endorsers). Selah.
As Nene Leakes would say, women, girls and whores “close your legs to married men,” even if they are rich and famous.
@ jah
I agree 100%. It seems like nobody believes in marriage anymore. People just get married because it looks nice on the outside. Divorce like it’s nothing. Cheat like it’s nothing. I mean really. Why get married if you not going to put your heart into it.
@Ks we only know Tiger cheated cause his wife snapped and jumped on him
Otherwise we would have never known what Tiger was doing outside his marriage. I said yesterday I wonder if she regrets opening up this can of worms. No I am not blaming her for his alleged whoreish ways!
these brothas gone eventually learn. they learning the hard way, but eventually they’ll figure it out. did they not learn ANYTHING from the Steve McNair incident. i am seriously starting to believe that men can’t help it. i mean seriously, to put your entire life & the lives of your wife & kids on the line? Really Tiger? all over some puzzy! to risk losing everything? seriously? i’m perplexed.
Do all think that Tiger will make an appearance at the next NAACP awards? You know how “don’t want to be Black when they are” folks do when white folks turn on them.
I was just thinking about that daisy. if only he woulda kept his ass in the house that night, no one woulda had a clue.
He loves dog faced women boy… none of these chicks are remotely attractive
Do all think that Tiger will make an appearance at the next NAACP awards? You know how “don’t want to be Black when they are” folks do when white folks turn on them
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LOL…maybe if they change the name to the National Association for the Advancement of Cablinasian People
@ AM I dont think this is a black white issue. This is a “I really should have kept it in my pants to have prevented hurting the people I love” issue.
I see there are way too many black people who are still bitter at Tiger because the man identified himself as multi-racial instead of black. C’mon people–that way of thinking is old and tired.
im so tired of hearin bout tiger…ok men cheat, women cheat, that baby bump on keyshia cole is the only truth right now!
Uh uh, this shyt was coming out no matter what. You think this tramp was saving all these messages and “evidence” to put in her scrap book marked I love Tiger? This heffa knew exactly how many times she had sex with Tiger and I’m sure she has some clothing with his DNA on it. No doubt she Lewinskeyed (sp?) his azz. Men are so friggin stupid. His wife should have cracked his head to the white meat.
8-( SMH @ whores of the 21st century. Give the smut a check, and she’ll tell all. Even save voicemails, text messages, and let’s not forget cum stained dresses (Lewinski). I’m not surprised one bit. But I guarantee that Tiger didn’t know that his wife would get gangsta on his a** with a golf club.
Anyway,
Did anyone see Bad Girls Club????
@mirsmommy
I watched it and it seemed like it was a boring season at first because I thought they were going to be basing the show around Jay leno chin/Natalie…but it looks good when Portia smacked Natalie I was so mad..because she was my fav….I can’t stand the other black girl…and Annie ….but Flo seems cool…..(but when the previews showed her throw Amber on the floor I was like she is gangsta)
But I think Annie had something to do with Portia hitting Jay leno chin/Natalie……But the first episode was okay.
@danjas
I know that there are many honest, good men in this world. But sometimes I feel that most men can help cheating either, even some of the ones who claim to be God fearing. Its like they succumb to some type of possessive spirit that lives within their penile appendage.
Tigger Tigger Tigger. Who’da thunk it? Good luck bruh.
@ missy
I was ready to pop the ish outta Natalie, and minimize that chin 5 minutes after they introduced her!
Annie’s timid behind was pissin me off! How do you let someone talk to you like that and boss you around??? Flo does seem cool. Portia is a pretty girl, but she had on WAY too much make-up. Amber, SMH, no comment. I forgot the other girls’ names. Can’t wait for the drama to begin….
VIBABY Says:
Uh uh, this shyt was coming out no matter what. You think this tramp was saving all these messages and “evidence” to put in her scrap book marked I love Tiger? This heffa knew exactly how many times she had sex with Tiger and I’m sure she has some clothing with his DNA on it. No doubt she Lewinskeyed (sp?) his azz. Men are so friggin stupid. His wife should have cracked his head to the white meat.
@mirs
Annie seems like the type to let others fight her battle….And I can’t remember the other girls name either..I know it is the blonde chick who lost her virginity in church… and the other black girl who was trying to get into every camera shot…so she wont get lost in the mix
@mirsmommy
I watched it too!! I didn’t want to miss it. I just want to know what is the criteria for these girls to be “bad girls”. All I see is a bunch of women who think they are the finest thing smoking, women who are hot in the a$$, women who drink too much, and only jump hard when it is a bunch of them together….but oh well! I like the show, but that Natalie chick is so wack. She runs LA???? lol She is sooooo not the ish! I like the other girls though, for now.
THIS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING OVER AND OVER ON THIS BLOG
WOMEN SOME MEN ARE SERIAL CHEATERS AND IRREGARDLESS OF WHO THE WOMAN IS HE’S CHEATING WITH-THE PROBLEM IS YOUR HUSBAND
HE ACTIVELY SEEKS THESE WOMEN TO HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH WHILE HE HAS GOODY TWO SHOE YOU SITTING AT HOME MOTHERING HIS CHILDREN AND TAKING CARE OF THE HOUSE WHILE HE TROLLOPS AROUND TOWN BEHAVING LIKE A SINGLE MAN
YADA,YADA, THE WOMEN KNEW HE WERE MARRIED AND YES THEY ARE WRONG BUT THE POINT IS-EVERY WOMAN ISN’T GOING TO TURN HIM DOWN AND SEND HIM HOME TO YOU -THAT’S JUST PLAIN DELUSIONAL TO THINK SO & CONFRONTING THESE WOMEN AND TRYING TO BEAT THEIR AZZ WITH CHILDREN AT HOME AND THE POSSIBILITY OF LANDING IN JAIL IS NOT A SANE OPTION
SO AGAIN I SAY-RID YOURSELF OF THE CHEATER AND ALL THE HOES WILL FOLLOW
TIGER WOODS IS A CHEATER-AND HE’S SHAMED HIS WIFE AND DISGRACED HIS FAMILY FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE-YEAH YOU GO THE RING & THE MONEY BUT RIGHT NOW THAT THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS YOUR BUSINESS-IS THAT ENOUGH TO COMFORT YOU???PROBABLY NOT
^^^^^^ Preach the truth!!!
@ missy & tyzgurl
If I were the other girls, I wouldn’t stand too close to the chick that lost her virginity in church. Her a** might get struck by lightning. Natalie is EXTRA WACK. How you claiming you run LA, but couldn’t get served a drink without ID, and scammed the bouncer dude at the door of the club with Annie’s ID?!?
I would also like to know what it takes to be a “Bad Girl”, because I know plenty of real “Bad Girls” that would of beat the brakes of off Natalie’s wack a**.
yea mia2, they lookin for book deals and 15 min of fame! rule #1 in the mistress book is KEEP A DMN SECRET!! duh!
mia2bmore Says:
What Tiger needs to learn is you can’t be a millionaire and cheat with a ****tail waitress! She looking for a come up. So as soon as she gets a chance she’s going to do what she needs to do to get money! Who keeps texts and voicemails from 2 years ago! Crazy I tell you!
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He married a Nanny, why not cheat with a c ocktail waitress, as long as she is not a sista Tiger does not care what her occupation is. She kept the voicemails because she was waiting for her payday. Why didn’t she blackmail/or in his case/whitemail him, she would have got more money. With his so called squeaky clean image he would have paid millions in hush money.
and another thing.. his sneakiness about the whole thing. yes i know married men who cheat have to cover their tracks. but just the simple fact that he allegedly called this chic & tried to get her to take HER name off HER voicemail just to save his lying @ss. ninja are you serious? that alone gets him no forgiveness if i was his wife. if anything i’m gonna think of that while filling out them papers down at the court house. cause now i can REALLY never trust you again. deceitful @ss. i guess cheating & lying really does go hand n hand.
As much as GOD wants his people to be saved, not everyone will be saved. Men/women who think cheating is normal for a guy, please don’t be fooled…..
“If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; it is better for you to enter life crippled or lame, than to have two hands or two feet and be cast into the eternal fire…..”
MATTHEW 18:8-9
ALL OF YOU WOMEN ON HERE TALKING ABOUT HOES KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOED TO MARRIED MEN-TRUST AND BELIEVE IF THEY ALL DID
YOUR HUSBAND WOULD PAY A PROSTITUTE TO CHEAT-WHY CAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE FUG HE “WANTS” TO DO RATHER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT-IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S ADAM AND ALL THESE WOMEN ARE EVES WHO ARE TEMPTING HIM WITH AN APPLE
HE IS ACTIVELY SEEKING TO CHEAT!
YEAH I KNOW YALL AREN’T SAYING YOU WOULD LET HIM OFF THE HOOK-BUT LET’S GET REAL WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN-YOU WOULD WHUP HIS AZZ (MAYBE) YOU WOULD CUSS HIM OUT, THREATEN TO LEAVE OR MAYBE LEAVE FOR A LITTLE BIT-BUT WHEN IT ‘S ALL SAID AND DONE MOST OF YOU WOULD TAKE HIS AZZ BACK
THAT’S WHY YALL GO SO HARD WITH THE JUMP OFFS-BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER TO LAY NEXT TO YOUR CHEATING SPOUSE IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME
@INTENSEMOCHA……….^^^^^^^^^^ Preach the Truth!!!!
@INTENSEMOCHA…….
Please school these women!!!!
Its something about rich dudes and their fascination with picking up waitresses. OJ/Steve/Tiger.
(in my chris rock voice…) “tiger tiger woods yall”.
well…put all your golf clubs up before elin getcho azz dawg. that is MY advice to him…
@mirsmommy &y tyzgurl
I feel this season is a watered down version of all the other season….sBecause this season it is more pre madonna’s who think they are bad then actual bad grils…….and when those bouncers pushed Natalie out of the club i was LMAO ….
And i see how Oxygen is basing the show around Natalie and CB ….hmmmm
It takes two to cheat, she KNEW he was married, she did not care, she wanted a payday…she KNEW he was not going to leave his wife, she is just pissed that she was NOT the ONLY mistress…that is why she got BITTER…TIGER was STUPID, for even thinking that his peen was good enough to keep her silent…when this BITTER…and UGLY jump off got wind of someone else getting some of that LOOT she was MAD, cause she felt she could get more…HE does not know how to play the game…who leaves a message and says that?
But the media just wants to prove he is not perfect, but correct me if Im wrong…when did he even say he was perfect?
Tiger cheated thats all to it. This story is receiving too much coverage. I can really care less. This is between him and his wife.
I cannot stand Tiger Woods and I think he deserves what he gets. Karma’s a b*tch.
Don’t know if someone already mentioned this, but I heard that chick was on a VH1 reality show (Tool Academy). She’s looking for fame any way possible.
Ho, sit down
missy Says:
@mirsmommy &y tyzgurl
I feel this season is a watered down version of all the other season….sBecause this season it is more pre madonna’s who think they are bad then actual bad grils…….and when those bouncers pushed Natalie out of the club i was LMAO ….
And i see how Oxygen is basing the show around Natalie and CB ….hmmmm
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It does seem a little watered down, so far. You could tell the one bouncer wanted to snatch her up bad as hell!! Yea, I noticed the CB insert in there, too. I wish they would let that man live.
The only chick that doesn’t come off as a prima donna is Flo. She look like she’ll go hard on a woman or man.
brucebaner1 Says:
Tiger is a douchebag; please don’t feel sorry for him
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AMEN!! Black people should be the last people to feel sorry for him. He does not deserve our sympathy at all.
@Mahogany she was on tool academy and she was the side chick because ol’dude had a girlfriend for four years and he kicked her to the curb for his girlfirend who he had a relationship for four years with…..
A disturbing thought just occurred! Do you think a sex-vid is lurking somewhere. I would so love too see it. Maybe it will put to rest questions on why he does not think he is black
Sometimes I look at some flat backed sistahs and wonder if they really are black, then some white sisters like Kim have black behinds
@EJLOVE……you said ” It takes two to cheat ”
EXACTLY!!!!! This is why women need to learn to get rid of the TWO of them.
Don’t just get mad at the other lady, and then take your boyfriend/fiance/ husband/babydaddy back. Get rid of him too!!
intensemocha Says:
ALL OF YOU WOMEN ON HERE TALKING ABOUT HOES KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOED TO MARRIED MEN-TRUST AND BELIEVE IF THEY ALL DID
YOUR HUSBAND WOULD PAY A PROSTITUTE TO CHEAT-WHY CAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE FUG HE “WANTS” TO DO RATHER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT-IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S ADAM AND ALL THESE WOMEN ARE EVES WHO ARE TEMPTING HIM WITH AN APPLE
HE IS ACTIVELY SEEKING TO CHEAT!
YEAH I KNOW YALL AREN’T SAYING YOU WOULD LET HIM OFF THE HOOK-BUT LET’S GET REAL WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN-YOU WOULD WHUP HIS AZZ (MAYBE) YOU WOULD CUSS HIM OUT, THREATEN TO LEAVE OR MAYBE LEAVE FOR A LITTLE BIT-BUT WHEN IT ‘S ALL SAID AND DONE MOST OF YOU WOULD TAKE HIS AZZ BACK
THAT’S WHY YALL GO SO HARD WITH THE JUMP OFFS-BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER TO LAY NEXT TO YOUR CHEATING SPOUSE IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME
X 10!
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@mirsmommy
It does seem a little watered down, so far. You could tell the one bouncer wanted to snatch her up bad as hell!! Yea, I noticed the CB insert in there, too. I wish they would let that man live.
The only chick that doesn’t come off as a prima donna is Flo. She look like she’ll go hard on a woman or man.
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I’m surprised he didn’t get any backlash from what ol’ girl said in the limo
….Any who did you see in the previews when ol’ girl get spat in her face with water :damn: …..i was wondering if that was flo or a new chick because her face didn’t seem familiar….And i know Annie ain’t got the cohonas to do that…
And if those cameras weren’t there i think ol girl would have gotten roughed up worse then that…
@ missy
Yes I did see when the girl spat in her face….Now that is definite means for an a** whoopin and a half!!!! I’m not sure who that was either, but I think it was Flo. I’m waiting to see the fight between Portia and Natalie, and Flo and Amber(?). If those cameras weren’t there, Natalie woulda caught a serious beat down from the bouncer.
Did you see Annie telling Amber to let Natalie hit her first????
Annie tryin to get rid of Natalie, but she damn sure ain’t gon handle it herself!!!!
tell me tiger didnt send that girl a text saying “im going to wear that out” say it aint sooo
@LadyJ please say you made that up…..I’m holding back my laughter until you confirm.
OMG!
Tiger just released a statement…..
The shyt is true!
LadyJustice *\o/* Says:
tell me tiger didnt send that girl a text saying “im going to wear that out” say it aint sooo
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@misrmommy …i saw that i feel annie is the aileia (sp?) of this season…Manipulate others to do their dirty work…And honestly i like amber at first because she called Natalie’s chin out but she started to get annoying trying to fight other peoples battle…
Flo and Amber has me so amped up to see ….. when they showed flo lifting amber up by her hair and slamming her down i was like
I feel many of these girls are going to be fighting other peoples battle..
@ katgirl33
Did he really?
YES @77…..i read that ish too….he still a brother. whether he like it or not.
what canabilasian dude you know who talk like that? oh wait…he is the world’s ONLY canbilasian dude….
If she didn’t go upside his head, she should have!
I heard the tape (on the news, wouldn’t open for me here), and hell yeah that’s him……tryin to be a slick azz
yes ladyj is telling the truff. tiger sent a text saying
“girl, i will wear that out…when was the last time you got fkk’d…”
yes he did.
mirsmommy Says:
Did he really?
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Just posted to TMZ 6 mins ago
oh and he asked ole girl to send him some naked pics too. i remember THAT convo from yesterday….DEAD
@ kwall & katgirl33
@ missy
Yes, I cannot wait to see Flo and Amber go at it!!! I said Flo look like she will give it to anybody!!
I’m sorry but this shyt is just too funny….
My huband better not cheat!! Besides, every man ain’t out here trying to sling his pee-pee in some silly female’s vagina or azz. So stop the dumbness.
intensemocha – good points!
Where are ya’ll getting all these details??
“girl, i will wear that out…when was the last time you got fkk’d…”
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Y’all telling me Mr.Tiger Woods sending chicks ish like this
By some of the comments, you can tell who have commited adultery or opened their legs to married cheaters. Karma is a b****.
@92 i can’t say for fear of being banned….
but check TMZ. and google “tiger woods text message” to see if you can find.
the ish will have you lol…
waterlily_76 writes
LOL…maybe if they change the name to the National Association for the Advancement of Cablinasian People
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LMAO
LadyJustice *\o/* writes:
tell me tiger didnt send that girl a text saying “im going to wear that out” say it aint sooo
*******
LMAO
he also said….”Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take a picture.”
and i think i can say where cause i see it in sandra’s blog roll….huffington post
Attorneymom, you are so right – real trife, isn’t it? I’m so glad I was raised with enough self esteem and self love to know better, aren’t you?
I am so not an advocate for cheating – I think that he shoudl have his balls cut off and handed to him! THEN his wife should take him to court.
YES HE SAID THAT. BAAHAHAHAHAHA
omg 
that is too funny. he doesnt even look like he knows how to have sex….. 
OH HEAR YOU BIATCHES GO WITH THAT NONSENSE
JUST CAUSE I CALL OUT DUMB WOMEN WHO TAKE ISSUE WITH ANOTHER WOMEN INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH THE PRIMARY ISSUE THEIR MAN
THEN I SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN-HOW ELEMENTARY IS THAT CAUSE IDON’T GET ALL MAD AND WANT TO KILL THE JUMP OFF I MUST BE DEFENDING THE HOE
BIATCHES READ THE WORDS REACH DEEPER MY DEARS-WHAT I CAN’T STAND IS WOMEN WHO ALLOW MEN TO GET AWAY WITH THINGS THAT MEN WOULD NEVER ALLOW THEM TO DO
FUG A HOE OR A JUMP OFF-GET THAT NICCA AND YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOES TO BEGIN WITH
THE REASON THAT WOMEN IS IN YOUR MARRIAGE IS BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND INVITED HER IN!
Damn I heard the message…first comment was via phone
!!!!
Tiger needs his ass beat down for this. He ass then ****ed up now…lying about he aint cheating when he leaving messages…dumb ass!!!
Well…BOOM goes the DYNAMITE
!!!!
@ReadTheBlog, see the guilt is eating at them. They are starting to call us names. Silly women, tricks are for whores. Close your legs to married men.
Who cares about him cheating??? More important things in the world than him cheating. He married a babysitter….he basically wanted kids and knew she would be a good mom. Next issue?
Memo to Jumpoffs/whores/concubines/fornicators: CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN. They could not hit unless you open your legs. Blank stare.
ACTUALLY IF YOUR HUSBAND IS SO FUGGIN FAITHFUL AND YOU AINT WORRIED
AINT TRICK SHOULD BE THE LAST OF YOUR ISSUES MY DEAR
AND I MUST HAVE STEPPED ON YOUR TOES-BECAUSE MY COMMENTS WERE DIRECTED AT WOMEN WHOSE HUSBANDS CONTINOUSLY CHEAT ON THEM
SO OBVIOUSLY IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH WHAT I POSTED THEN YOUR HUSBAND MUST BE STEPPING OUT ON YOU-AINT IT WITH ME BIATCH
THAT’S WHAT HAVING A CHEATING SPOUSE WILL DO TO YOU-HAVE YOU PARANOID LOOKING AT EVERY WOMAN SIDEWAYS, THE MAIL CARIER, YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS CO-WORKERS ETC.LOL
I GUESS THAT’S WHAT YOU TELL YOURSELF WHEN YOUR HUSBAND COMES HOME AND BREATHES HIS TRICKS PUZZY BREATH IN YOUR FACE-HUH AS HE WHISPERS HE LOVES YOU
AND GOOD LUCK WITH THAT-KEEPING YOUR HUSBAND FAITHFUL BY SENDING A WARNING TO ALL THE TRICKS TO KEEP THEIR LEGS CLOSED
I’M CERTAIN THAT WILL WORK
Soror Attorneymom, you are a mess.
@mia (#50), i thought the same thing. i mean, men of tiger’s money have CERTIFIED h*es who don’t kiss and tell. smh at him and steve whatshisname that got shot.
last, my husband was tore up about this. he said he had to pull over after listening to tiger’s voicemail on sports talk radio! he thinks tiger is an angel.
why are we surprised? sandra is still trying to plug the drug angle but this was never about drugs. the blogs outed tiger a week before this incident. if he had just said he had a lil argument with his wife and got disoriented, this would have been accepted and over. he basically forced an intrusion into his personal life by staying silent.
someone mentioned that rich men are exposed to a variety of different types but they still want a FAMILY. a man like tiger must have a family base for show and probably wanted to do the right thing. these guys are exposed to more *ss on a daily basis than any of us will ever be.
@intense, you keep saying the same thing (and i co-sign) but nobody is listening. elin knows what she got into and she ain’t going nowhere either.
Intensemocha….
Strangely, I understand both of your point of views. You know its hard to tell people about how to deal with their spouse when it comes to infidelity. so don’t be surprised that people are not taking it well. It’s such a very touchy subject with married women in particular. Understandably so.
Skee Wee, Soror MsG!!!
@ LadyJ…I read it and I honestly cant breave
Is it so funny because Tiger said it? He just doesnt strike me as the “wear that out” type. 
@VIBABY – 114
i guess looks can be deceiving
YES! lol he looks like hes mighty boring in bed.
@INTENSEMOCHA
@ATTORNEYMOM
You two should reconcile and make your points and opinions without the cursing.
We all agree to disagree sometime.
I don’t want to see two black women cursing at each other.
MrsG, i agree infidelity is a touchy subject with married women but some of these married women need more guy friends to school them. 75% of my friends are male and I’ve learned a lot about how and why men cheat. Most of the time, it’s some sh*t going down in the marriage. The wife will then, rather than examine her marriage relationship, look outward. It’s easier to say “a trollop seduced my man” than “I and my husband may have issues we have to solve and I should start by examining myself to see if there is anything I can do better.” Then she goes to the random chick, they fight, and the husband just moves on to another random chick. If you really VALUE your marriage, your time is better spent dealing w/your husband rather than his mistress.
free Says:
MrsG, i agree infidelity is a touchy subject with married women but some of these married women need more guy friends to school them. 75% of my friends are male and I’ve learned a lot about how and why men cheat. Most of the time, it’s some sh*t going down in the marriage. The wife will then, rather than examine her marriage relationship, look outward. It’s easier to say “a trollop seduced my man” than “I and my husband may have issues we have to solve and I should start by examining myself to see if there is anything I can do better.” Then she goes to the random chick, they fight, and the husband just moves on to another random chick. If you really VALUE your marriage, your time is better spent dealing w/your husband rather than his mistress.
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I totally agree. But like you said it’s better for male friends to tell married women the deal because they will more than likely listen to them than listening to another woman.
MsG Says: I totally agree. But like you said it’s better for male friends to tell married women the deal because they will more than likely listen to them than listening to another woman.
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ok yes, that’s probably true.
Only thing Tiger is wearing out is his pointy golf shoes please dude don’t front..
kwall Says:
YES @77…..i read that ish too….he still a brother. whether he like it or not.
what canabilasian dude you know who talk like that? oh wait…he is the world’s ONLY canbilasian dude….
I am laughing so hard that I think I may throw up…Oh, my!!!
game ovah. women are way smarter than men when it comes to cheating. why would he leave a voice mssg? it’s reasons like this that you never leave a voice message. wifey can clean up and leave, or she can stay a few more years and divorce anyways, hoping to get more at that time.
just wow.
Sheesh! The trouble men get into because of that organ between their legs. I wonder if it was worth it, Tiger.
Intensemocha, I’ve been saying the same thing for years. Women always take issue with the jump off and not the man they are supposedly committed to. I’ve never understood this. The funny thing is, they will fight the other woman, and in the next moment, will be on their backs letting their cheating man jizz inside them. Some women just can’t get that through their heads. As long as woman allow this behavior, he will continue to cheat. It’s very simple.
Tiger Woods, KILLYOSELF!
This post has been full of entertaining shyt
. I’m a married Woman but I agree with intense 110%. The jumpoff is wrong, but your Husband is the one who has betrayed you, not her. She owes you nothing, and no matter what you do to her another chick just like her will be there to take her place. Keep the responsibilities where they should be……..with the person that vowed to love and honor you 
intensemocha Says:
I GUESS THAT’S WHAT YOU TELL YOURSELF WHEN YOUR HUSBAND COMES HOME AND BREATHES HIS TRICKS PUZZY BREATH IN YOUR FACE-HUH AS HE WHISPERS HE LOVES YOU
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Well Damn
Elin Woods tried to beat the black off of Tiger!
LMAO @ TIGER WOODS….SMH@ THE WOMEN WHO NOW WANTS TO RELEASE VM’S AND ISH