I think I have a newfound respect for Beyonce's dad Mathew Knowles now that I've seen the woman he left his wife for. She's far from being your typical jump off. You know: the LSLH, video vixen types.

It seems that Mathew might be the father of little Nixon after all. It was revealed that Mathew paid Alexsandra Wright $10,000 toward uninsured medical bills and baby stuff earlier this month.

And now he has been ordered to pay his mistress and jump down, Alexsandra, an additional $20,750 for the month of January and $8,200 per month -- at least until the March 1st DNA test results come back.

Ol' Mathew messed up when he coughed up the cash for the baby clothes and stuff. He probably thought Alexsandra was loyal and self-respecting enough to take his money and be quiet. Lol, apparently, he doesn't know today's jump offs!

Money may not buy love or happiness, but it sure does buy better lacefront weaves.

Source: TMZ

  • Ebony

    The jump off looks like Fiona from shrek :coffee:

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    THAT IS A ROUGH PICTURE OF HER. SHE LOOKS BETTER IN OTHER PHOTOS I HAVE SEEN. THE BABY LOOKS LIKE HER THOUGH. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT BEFORE A PATERNITY TEST RESULTS.

  • H-Townmama

    This is basically an admission of guilt on his behalf. Theres no way a man will pay for medical bills and baby items if they know the baby is in no way theirs. I hope it was worth it...I hope little Nixon also gets a chance to know his dad.

  • Ebony

    If the father voluntary accepts the child as his, he can pay child support without a DNA test. Maybe Mathew Knowles did accept the child as his :shrug:

  • Ebony

    I am my mothers only child. My dad had two kids before me who didn't want to meet me. I hope Bey and Solange get to know their brother

  • Mspeng

    Sooo...if a man leaves his wife for another woman...and the woman is not light skinned with long hair then he's deserving of respect??? I guess Dwyane Wade is a respectable type then. smh

  • mjt4164

    Congrats to Bey and Solo on the birth of your new brother Papa Knowles is an idiot you know you wrap it up with the side broad mama Tina will be putting a root on you believe that lmfao children are the future

  • Ebony

    Tina looks like cheetara from thundercats :coffee:

  • H-Townmama

    :lol: @Ebony

  • mysunshine

    That baby is a cutie!

  • MandaPanda0408

    Wow is all I can say, she's not good looking and neither is he, I bet Beyonce and Solange are mad! LMAO!!!:raz:

  • Lala11_7

    :clap: JUMP DOWN?!?! YOU WRONG FOR DAT AUNTIE!!!

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    Hey....I am :yawn: I dosed off for a few....

    Yes you can pay child support and not have done a DNA test. I saw on the news how some dude was in jail for months for not paying child support and the child was not his. I heard Matthew has a test scheduled for March 1.

    I have a half brother...he's younger than me, but older than my sister. My parents were separated when I was young. I guess my dad got restless..lol. But the lady had a son and never told my dad about him. Three years ago, my brother's grandmother told him the truth on her death bed. To make a long story short, he lives here in atlanta now, we hang out all the time. We look alike (both like my dad) and I love him like I knew him all his life. My sister (she's young) has no desire to see him. She's met him before, but doesn't have a relationship with him. My mother hasn't met him, and I don't think she wants to either. But hey...I guess that's her prerogative...I just feel bad cause it's not his fault.

    Sorry for the long post...lol

  • Ebony

    BGC :cheer:

  • KaraZ

    I hope Matthew's money doesn't dry up, Cruella's not likely to let him get off scot-free.

  • Daisy

    @Ebony :popcorn: BGC

    @Rene I am sleepy and I had some crablegs at Red Lobster tonight :yea:

  • Mz.Williams

    Matthew shame on you. :offtopic: is anyone watching AI? They just played Fantasia Even Angels I love that song. I'm rooting for a comeback Tasia just leave that man alone *Kayne shrug*

  • Daisy

    @Mx Tasia sang that on Oprah I liked it as well

    @Htown I hope you feel betta

    I hate 16 n prg comes on the same time as BGC :mad:

  • Ebony

    @ Daisy

    Did you have some cheddar biscuits?

  • Ebony

    16 and pregnant is recording on the DVR :)

  • Mz.Williams

    I'm watching 16 and pregnant. This shit is crazy

  • Anna

    @ren, I know a woman. She found out that she and a co worker had so much in commen, they figured out they had the same dad. This woman got to know her sister and her nieces, the siblings this women grew up with never wanted to accept their half sibling because dad cheated on their mom and the half sister is mixed. I am like you , I would never deny my sibling due to a parents infidality. Life is short and I know too many kids who grow up not knowing their siblings and my fear is that they will date each other. :lol:

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    Ooooohhh...I could eat me a few of those cheddar bay biscuits...

  • Daisy

    @Ebony I only had one biscuit I usually eat way more than that I dont know why I was on good behavior being fat Tues and all :lol:

  • Mz.Williams

    Hell yeah @Rengade bout time the real food come I'm full

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    @Anna

    Lol...I know right? My best friend's grandfather was a man whore. We were at the funeral and her poor mother had to be dealing with at least 3 people telling her they were his kids...grown azz people...and she had no idea.

  • Ebony

    @ Daisy

    Theres only two places I bring zip lock bags to, Red Lobster and Ryans :lol:

  • Ebony

    :rofl: @ kendra taking weave advice from Natalie $450 for a weave :nono:

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    $450 for a weave! Oh hellllllllll nooooooooo....I'd rather just wear my own hair. :nono: That's half my damn rent.

  • Anna

    :ontopic: Haven't Tina and Matty Mat been living seperate lives for a while now?

  • Daisy

    @Ebony I have talked about Kendras weave ALL season

    I am ready for the fight

    Annie IRKS me :rolleyes:

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    Natalie's chin is in full effect :rofl: did y'all see her baby pic on fakeout? lol!

  • Ebony

    @ Anna

    Mathew Knowls prob go 3 more kids that no one knows about

  • Ebony

    @ Rene

    I saw the baby picks :rofl:

    Ol' Cresent moon a@@

  • kcicero

    So it is his kid...Ole Matt is just nasty...

    @Daisy5730 It has been busted and thanks for the reminder about 16 and preg...it looks like they have a somewhat black girl this season

  • Anna

    renegadesince1985 Says:

    @Anna

    Lol…I know right? My best friend’s grandfather was a man whore. We were at the funeral and her poor mother had to be dealing with at least 3 people telling her they were his kids…grown azz people…and she had no idea.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    That's sad. I grew up with a Aunt, my dads sister, she lived with my grandma, her mother, only to find out after my mother's funeral that she was my sister, my dads child. My mom and all the grown up knew. Not sure why it was a secret because my mom did not even know my dad when she was conceived. We were raised as Aunt and Niece. I always wondered why I had such a great connection with her. We did grow up together, but I think it would have been diff if I knew all along that she was my sister. I feel like she was treatd like the "black sheep" of the family.

  • Ebony

    Did ya'll hear about Sherri Shepard husband saying she needs to stop talking about what happened between them.

    I agree she needs to STFU. She got a life time show about her life.

  • Anna

    Ebony Says:

    @ Anna

    Mathew Knowls prob go 3 more kids that no one knows about
    ~~~~~~
    Yep, I agree with that. Michael Jordan was trying to be slick with Juanita and jumpoffs caused the union to break. Heard a rumor that there is a baby bump watch for his current gf. It's ok he is no longe married, but I don't see him trying to put a ring on it. :lol: Juanita left a kneegrow not wanting to ever get married again, I say good for Juanita, jumpoffs should not be getting paydays.

  • Anna

    Ebony Says:

    Did ya’ll hear about Sherri Shepard husband saying she needs to stop talking about what happened between them.

    I agree she needs to STFU. She got a life time show about her life.
    ~~~~~~~~
    I read that on Nichelle's site. I have always considered Sherri the Black Jessica Simpson or Pamela Lee Anderson, just big boobs and nothing to add to the conversation but " pity me" and airheads. Not trying to sterotype but Sherri makes me believe that women with big boobs lose oxygen to their brain cells. :lol:

  • Daisy

    @Ebony yes I saw what Sherris hubby said, I guess he told her :lol:

    @Anna Yeah I heard about the baby bump watch w/Jordans new gfriend

  • Ebony

    @ Anna

    :cosign: Sherri brings nothing to the View. I would rather have Rosie back

  • Anna

    Ebony Says:

    @ Anna

    Sherri brings nothing to the View. I would rather have Rosie back
    ~~~~~~~~
    LOL. Rosie and Donald Trump fights and putting Babs in the middle = priceless.

  • aprilshelley

    Matthew need to sit his azz down somewhere. He's gonna get what he deserves. This chick saw potential and at any cost (having unprotected sex then having a baby) was her means of a 'come up'. People fail to realize you reap what you sow still applies to this day and age. He lost his family to the first bish Tina caught him with and that didn't slow him down. She even hired a P.I. after he was caught. Seemingly she was given him another chance...Tina, u deserve much better...move on!

  • Anna

    I do like Sherri as a actress, not as a co host on a show trying to put women power in the front lines, she and her comments make me cringe and her thinking she was all that in her bathing suit debute was a "Epic Fail". I did feel bad for her though. She thinks because she is on a great show that we really cared about seeing all that? Not.

  • Daisy

    Fight Fight Fight :yea:

  • Ebony

    Sherri looks like the tazmanian devil and I was unfortunate enough to catch the bathing suit debacle :coffee:

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    @Daisy

    WTH are they even fighting about? It doesn't even make sense... :shrugs: Natalie thinks she hot shiz...she get's on my nerves with her banana face. Ughh!

  • Ebony

    These b!shes fighting over make up brushes :wtf:

  • Anna

    Ebony Says:

    Sherri looks like the tazmanian devil and I was unfortunate enough to catch the bathing suit debacle
    ~~~~~~~~~
    Wow, I could not figure out what/who she reminded me of. Tazz.

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    :rofl: messing up Kendra's $450 weave rolling around in that dirt...lol

  • Ebony

    I am not watching BGC without Natalie on there :nono:

    Natalie said : I don't ride in vans :rofl:

  • Daisy

    Wow so Natalie was trying to fight 3 at once :lol:

  • Daisy

    Although I wouldnt fight over a make up brush I aint sharing them either :coffee:

  • Ebony

    @ Daisy

    I wouldn't share sh!t either. Natalie has some bad skin

  • Anna

    Ebony Says:

    @ Daisy

    I wouldn’t share sh!t either. Natalie has some bad skin
    ~~~~~~~
    :lol: I am not even watching that show. I am watching 16 and pregnant. Too share makeup tools is a :nono: I told my daughters long ago not to share makeup. Lip stick and eye liner is the main thing. I don't like getting made up at a "clinique counter".(sp) It baffles my mind when I watch E and see them putting makeup on ppl and use already used products. WHY? I would want to bring my own makeup.

  • Ebony

    @ Anna

    I don't wear makeup, but if I did I wouldn't share :nono:

  • Anna

    In watching 16 and Pregnant, how the heck do these new babies have all these things. I had my gradbaby for Vday while my son went out with his girl. I noticed I need a swing, I did buy a car seat and a stroller for my gbaby, but are these families calling MTV when their teen is knocked up and MTV buys the Jenny crib and all the accessories to film them?

  • Daisy

    Dang I need to see Annie get hit next week in the behind the scene ep :popcorn:

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    :rofl: soooo....she hopped a ride with a stranger! And as she pulls she says..."I run LA" Biatch you are in Santa Barbera! :wtf: lol

  • Ebony

    :rofl: Natalie is funny. She could barely speak spanish

  • Daisy

    @Anna I will catch 16 n prg this wkend I need to start setting my DVR

  • Ebony

    16 and pregnant still on

  • Anna

    Ebony Says:

    16 and pregnant still on
    ~~~~~~
    Yep, they are replaying what i just saw.

  • Daisy

    @Rene I was thinking the same thing, she kills me with that I run LA crap :rolleyes: You run your mouth in LA is more like it! She was determined not to ride in van but rode off in a Mazada I do believe whats the difference :shrug:

  • Ebony

    These little girls are clueless about having babies

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    Ebony Says:

    These little girls are clueless about having babies

    That's right...they're little girls...they're not supposed to...tryna do grown stuff but don't want to deal with the consequences.

  • Daisy

    @Anna prg or not I wish I would tell my mama she has to accept something at 16 and I was hell on wheels and said alot of things to my mother but she quickly showed me the door 3x while in high school :nono: she did NOT play that shyt

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    Anywhoo...I'm out guys...hubby's about to be home and I haven't really seen him since sunday. :nite:

  • Daisy

    SMH at her reason on why she never thought she would get prg bless her heart

  • Anna

    Oh my goodness, LMB(white)AO. I asked my daughter what she was going to give up for Lent. I told her the guy who pays our salary is giving up "Sky Diving". It was a joke but , my daughter was trying hard to figure out what she was going to give up. I let her off the hook and said, "we are not Catholic". :lol: Why am I watching the news and see a guy I know trying to sell a kidney for money? Wow, he looked like he needs someone else to donate their kidney to him.

  • Ebony

    :cya: rene

    Im out too. Day 2 back with my students :nite:

  • Anna

    renegadesince1985 Says:

    Anywhoo…I’m out guys…hubby’s about to be home and I haven’t really seen him since sunday
    ````````
    Don't make him scream too loud, it upsets the neighbors. Get your groove thing.

  • Anna

    Ebony Says:

    rene

    Im out too. Day 2 back with my students
    ~~~~~~~
    Good luck going back to work with "The Children Of The Corn". :lol: I hope their parents appreciate you.

  • Daisy

    @Anna I am not Catholic but my church observes Lent alot of African american churches do these days. I had a good last meal tonight at Red Lobster :yes: Whyd did she agree to let her daughters boyfriend come stay then get mad that they had sex and he starts cursing at her in the drive way again :nono: :mad:

  • Anna

    Daisy Says:

    SMH at her reason on why she never thought she would get prg bless her heart
    ~~~~~~~~
    I saw that and I think it should have been edited. She said they broke up got back togther and had unprotected sex but it was not the first time she did not get pregnant the other times. It should have been edited because now kids are going to use the "rushin roulet" attitude.

  • Anna

    Daisy Says:

    @Anna I am not Catholic but my church observes Lent alot of African american churches do these days. I had a good last meal tonight at Red Lobster Whyd did she agree to let her daughters boyfriend come stay then get mad that they had sex and he starts cursing at her in the drive way again
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Thanks for the FYI about Lent. I too wondered why the mom changed her tune.

  • Daisy

    @Anna I am glad they didnt edit that part kids need to know all it takes is ONE time and you cant think oh I didnt get prg last mth so we can keep at it next mth w/o protection. I dont like the way she talks to her mother and her mother allows it!! NO WAY!! All this im doing xyz whether u like it or not

  • Anna

    Daisy Says:

    @Anna prg or not I wish I would tell my mama she has to accept something at 16 and I was hell on wheels and said alot of things to my mother but she quickly showed me the door 3x while in high school she did NOT play that shyt
    ~~~~~~~~
    This is why I love this show. Being pregnant is not cute and your friends will soon leave. Parents need to put the fear back in their kids and be able to disapline w/out prosecution.

  • Anna

    Daisy Says:

    @Anna I am glad they didnt edit that part kids need to know all it takes is ONE time and you cant think oh I didnt get prg last mth so we can keep at it next mth w/o protection. I dont like the way she talks to her mother and her mother allows it!! NO WAY!! All this im doing xyz whether u like it or not
    ~~~~~~~
    That is true, it should have been noted. My kids are older and that does not mean no protection. Getting pregnant should have been the least of some of their worries. What about Aids/Hiv. I too am so tired of these girls talking to their moms like they know about life. If they knew about life they would have listened to their mom.

  • Daisy

    @Anna I agree HIV/AIDS should be the main concern then not getting prg. I wonder what part of NC they are in. I have an accent but I know folks are real country (like im not) when I can hear there accent :lol: I need to go to bed but I got sucked in so I might as well finish this ep now :yawn:

  • Anna

    Daisy Says:

    @Anna I agree HIV/AIDS should be the main concern then not getting prg. I wonder what part of NC they are in. I have an accent but I know folks are real country (like im not) when I can hear there accent I need to go to bed but I got sucked in so I might as well finish this ep now
    ~~~~~~~
    I really do hope that parents are sitting down and watching this show with their teens. I even go on the shows website and there are more comments on the site with us grown folks who are commenting on this show not teens. I think we grown folks are more fixated with this show because it did happen to us and we are more vocal about it.

  • kdillon

    This has to be Matthew's child if child support has been ordered, idk.
    where is Janet?

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    I Did not read all the comments yet....BUT WHO IN THE HELL LEFT THE GATE OPEN???? I also said I think that's his baby. Matty needs to get it together.

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    He probably thought Alexsandra was loyal and self-respecting enough to take his money and be quiet. Lol, apparently, he doesn’t know today’s jump offs!
    **************************************

    I don't know if taking a small lump some and being quiet would make her self respecting. Looking out for the best interest of her child makes her self respecting. The 20k was for baby things and doctor bills. Of course he needs to pay ongoning support.

    I'm sure he was ordered to pay support because he essentially admitted to being the father by giving her money in the first place. I think he wants to take responsibility for his only son. He just didn't want it in the press. Further, it's rumored that he and Tina remained married for appearances only, sorta like Joe and Katherine, but that they actually haven't been a couple for years. If he was seperated from his wife and he had an 18 month relationship with this woman who he clearly believes didn't cheat on him (hence the 20k) I don't know if I'd call her a jump off.

    I bet he dumped her because she let herself go. Older pics of her are nice. She's not "chubby" in them like this pic.

  • brucebaner1

    If he's conducting a DNA test this fast, why would he put his name on the birth certificate? This doesn't sound right....(shrugs shoulders)

  • starr

    I knew where this chick's head was wen we those pics of the baby looking fresh out the womb showed up on tmz smh. Watch...interviews and reality tv are next on her docket smh

    My grandpops messed up and had a kid back in the day....needless to say..this gurl is now 25 or so and my aunt, uncles, and ma don't have a thing to do with her. its like she doesn't even exist, until she calls looking for $$$ And the fact that she's rude as heck when she calls doesn't help matters. Gramps was tryna to get her to the states, and the fam shut that down...letting it be known she can come, but she ain't stayin here smh But it think its more her attitude that anything else.....

    paying child support before a kid is born?....is that cali thing...never heard of that

    anyhoo....enjoy sandrarose fam. Class all day

  • biglegs36

    WTH does LSLH mean?

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @biglegs36.....lightskin long hair

  • rjk8

    How long was he sleeping with her? They said 18 months. I don't beleive it. lol She looks like momma cookie monster. Look at that forehead and those buck eyes. Lets wait a few months and see if she changes back into what Mathew saw in her because I don't see it right now.

  • intensemocha

    YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLAIM THE CHILD THAT'S VERY COMMON FOR NICCAS

    BUT THE COURTS DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WOMAN BEING A JUMP OFF OR THE FACT THAT THE WIFE WON'T ACCEPT THE CHILD

    IF THE CHILD IS PROVEN TO BE THEIRS VIA PATERNITY-THAT NICCA GOTTA RUN THAT MONEY

    AND EVERYTIME THEY LOOK AT HIS PAYCHECK OR THEIR BANK ACCOUNT AND SEE CHILD SUPPORT DEDUCTED-THAT'S A CONSTANT REMINDER

    RATHER THEY DEAL WITH THE CHILD OR NOT-IGNORING THE CHILD DOESN'T MAKE THE CHILD GO AWAY

    DUMB WOMEN-HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST INNOCENT CHILDREN-IF YOUR THAT DAMN MAD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND GET RID OF THE TRIFLING NEGRO THEREFORE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CHILD OR HIM

  • biglegs36

    Thanks Cinnamon lol! Why are her looks a topic here? Who cares what she looks like! Puzzy don't have no face! Tina looks like a half dead red lip stick bad weave wearing clown,his baby momma looks like a regular chick. So he is doing the best he can. It's not like he is cute. Take care of your baby and keep it moving.

  • intensemocha

    IT IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THE MO OF WHORES AND JUMP OFFS

    THEN WHY WOULD A MAN RISK HIS FAMILY AND MONEY-BY HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX

    SOUNDS TO ME THAT THE MAN-HAS ISSUE WITH SELF-CONTROL OR HE THINKS HE'S SO POWERFUL THAT HE'LL NEVER GET CAUGHT

    LOL-BUT I DIGRESS MEN DO WHAT THEY DO CAUSE WOMEN ALLOW THEM TO

  • biglegs36

    intensemocha! why do you type in caps? i feel like your yelling everytime i read your comments!

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    intensemocha Says:

    IF THE CHILD IS PROVEN TO BE THEIRS VIA PATERNITY-THAT NICCA GOTTA RUN THAT MONEY

    This is where I got lost, a paternity test won't be administered until March 1. I have never heard of a man paying support before the test is even done.

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    I just asked my hubby why do men who cheat on their wives still go out and have unprotected sex. His response was that men usually have a long time affair with the jump offs and they get comfortable after awhile and thats when they slip up. Thats some nasty sh*t in my opinion!

  • missknowitall

    Now is the time that Bey take a break and step out of the limelight... She'll now be the focus of her fathers sloppiness smh

  • intensemocha

    biglegs36 Says:

    intensemocha! why do you type in caps? i feel like your yelling everytime i read your comments!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I TYPE IN CAPS-DON'T LIKE IT SCROLL PAST IT....

    ANYTHING I DISLIKE I DON'T PARTAKE IN-ONE TO GROW ON MY DEAR

  • intensemocha

    I just asked my hubby why do men who cheat on their wives still go out and have unprotected sex. His response was that men usually have a long time affair with the jump offs and they get comfortable after awhile and thats when they slip up. Thats some nasty sh*t in my opinion!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    YOUR HUSBAND IS RIGHT-DESPITE WHAT WIVES WOULD LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT IT WAS A ONE-NIGHT STAND AND A MOMENT OF PASSION

    IT'S TYPICALLY SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE;HENCE THE WHOLE REASON THE SEX IS UNPROTECTED

  • yellamama

    @ Intense, you always seem to be anti-empowerment regarding women. I always read every post and yours normally come across as crass. This is an entertainment blog site and we are all entitled to our opinions, however, you just come across as mean-spirited and heartless. You are human just like the rest of us, you have a soul and emotions, and I am sure that you have experienced pain like the rest of us.

    Anywho, my heart goes out to Tina and their family. Imagine how any woman would feel for your husband to cheat repeatedly and then have a child outside of the marriage - and at their ages (50s). Tina, you and Elizabeth Edwards stay strong.

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  • aidansmom

    What happened to the backup dancer he was caught sleeping with way back when. I thought that's when Tina originally left him? Either way--cute baby, and I hope the girls (well women) take time to know their brother. My mom has a half sister who has no interest in knowing my mom or uncles. It's sad because my mom really wants to know her sister and this woman won't give it a chance.