SR Interrogates: DJ Holiday (Mixtape King Of The South)

Ladies, I know how much you love DJ Holiday, the mixtape King of the South. So last night, I brought him in for questioning. I interrogated him for 60 minutes straight and I was able to extract the information that you need. I tried to get him to take his shrt off for some hawt Morning Wood pics, but he refused (he so shy). Maybe if Holiday reads the comments and sees your pleas for real “Wood” pics, he’ll change his mind.

Anyway, last week, I wrote that DJ Holiday was going ‘Hollywood’ and he quickly responded with vigorous denials. DJ Holiday is one of the top DJ’s in the industry, in addition to being Gucci Mane’s exclusive producer. As you know, Gucci is currently incarcerated, but that hasn’t stopped him! Holiday plans to drop Gucci Mane’s official mixtape on April 13 titled The BurrrPrint 2HD on Asylum Records.

Here’s what DJ Holiday had to say about the official Gucci Mane mixtape:

The label thought it would be a good idea because our mxtapes are so successful as far as what we do in the streets. You know, the whole Southeast — all over. Me and [Gucci] put together a little mixtape and it’s like a collection of everything, you know. A couple of new tracks from Ludacris, Rick Ross, Jim Jones. Just me talking on it and doing my one-two thing.

What’s unique about it is we actually recorded songs from him over the phone. I took his vocals from him rapping on the phone and matched it up to a beat from [local producer] Drumma Boy. That’s like never been done before. That’s gon’ be something different. It’s like the first track on there.

You know, I feel like I got the upper hand right now as far as the mixtape game. God’s blessed me for people all around the world to know my name and my brand and what I’m doin’. I’m definitely up and coming!


DJ Holiday’s Stats

Age: 27

Height: 5-11

Weight: 205 lbs.

Marital status: “Just say I’m married to the game”

Car: “Nissan 350Z and a 2010 Range Rover”

How you living?: “I bought a house. It’s comfortable, 4 bedrooms, 5 baths”

What type of women gets your attention:

“A woman who’s got a damn job, with a good head on her shoulders and can hold a real conversation, you know what I’m sayin’?”

How can a woman impress you:

“I tend to shoot for the girls who light up the room. Somebody who just kinda stands out. I know every n*gga in here is gonna try to holla at her. But I’m just going by my environment because it’s my club. I’m a DJ so that’s my environment. I ain’t gon’ lie. I have went to a Barnes & Nobles before, and a coffee shop just to see what’s in there. Just to get a different scenery. Just fly to L.A. for the weekend or something like that. Just to get a different view.

What turns you off about a woman?:

The one’s who’s been in heavy rotation with every rapper, NBA and football player that comes through the muthaf***ing club. And you know me, I know that because I DJ at the clubs! It’s very, very easy to pinpoint ‘em!

Follow DJ Holiday

Twitter: http://twitter.com/Djholiday

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/djholiday1



 


  • Ms.kaylamomma

    The white tee stage hasn’t played out yet??? :rolleyes:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    :hump:

  • mirsmommy

    Never heard of him, but at least he didn’t make an ignorant comment regarding his likings of women, like some ignorant men do.

  • FloridaChick813

    I dont really care for the first pic, but the 2nd and 3rd pic is jusssstttttt fine :D

  • FloridaChick813

    Ms.kaylamomma Says:

    The white tee stage hasn’t played out yet???
    ___________

    :lol: Hey, atleast its not a “long” white tee.. I really hate those :rolleyes:

  • mirsmommy

    Speaking of ignorant things that men say regarding women, does anybody watch Bridezillas? Well, I’ve seen at least two episodes where the grooms would be asked what attracted them to their brides, and the ignant a**es would say the bride’s a**es. How damn ignant is that to say about your now wife???? :shrugs:

  • nika405

    What type of women gets your attention:

    “A woman who’s got a damn job, with a good head on her shoulders and can hold a real conversation, you know what I’m sayin’?”
    ———————–
    If you are going to be saying “you know what I’m sayin’?” while we are having a conversation….you are they one who can’t “hold a “conversation”.

    #rockosalute

  • Ebony

    He’s not chocolate enough for me :coffee: I love a dark skinned man with a nice smile

  • Cinderella

    I saw him last year booed up in the club w/ Risky from Real Chance of Love.

  • LilMissRed

    awww hes *cute*

  • MissHarlem

    Hmmmmm I for one wouldn’t mind a morning wood post he looks like he has a nice body and I can appreciate that at work in the morning. I will wait on a more in depth interview to really see if he’s ignant that was his representative at the moment.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    NIKA HE MEANT TO SAY “NAHMEAN”

  • Daisy

    I guess :shrug: :coffee:

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    NIKA HE MEANT TO SAY “NAHMEAN”
    _______________

    :rofl: Ya feel me?!?

  • free

    Car: “Nissan 350Z (paid off) and a 2010 Range Rover”

    *************************************************

    lol.

  • Matilda

    @nika405

    :cosign:
    :cosign:

    Do u know what Im saying!

  • BlacJay

    I’m lost, at first he said he wants a girl that stands out, one that every ‘Nigga’ in the club would want …. then he says he hates the girls that have been through all the NBA, NFL players and rappers …. AREN’T THEY THE SAME GIRL :confused:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I have a crabbly blue chevy nova (paid off) a la Axel Foley

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Sandra, I see you’re trying hard to give us some Morning Wood. What happened to “Civil Engineer” as some Morning Wood?? :waiting:

  • http://youtube.com yesindeedio

    well he looks like he has some nice arms. maybe sandra can get him to throw on a tank, jeans and a pair of Timbs. that way he is comfy while we get to be nosey. :-)

  • kjsmommy

    He’s a cutie pie… but his youth comes out in his “club vernacular”. And please don’t use the “n word” in an interview. Doesn’t matter who you’re talking to – very ignorant.

    By the way regular posters… I’m mad at all of you. :newbie: and I never received an e-welcome packet!! Shame on all of you!! :crying:

  • FloridaChick813

    A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has :rolleyes:

  • Anna

    BlacJay Says:

    I’m lost, at first he said he wants a girl that stands out, one that every ‘Nigga’ in the club would want …. then he says he hates the girls that have been through all the NBA, NFL players and rappers …. AREN’T THEY THE SAME GIRL
    ~~~~~~
    The women he is talking about in the latter Q & A are probably women like Aunt Viv and Gabby.

  • FloridaChick813

    Ms.kaylamomma Says:

    Sandra, I see you’re trying hard to give us some Morning Wood. What happened to “Civil Engineer” as some Morning Wood??
    __________

    He does have a nice smile :thumbsup:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    :lol: @ kjsmommy. :welcome: **blows noisemaker, throws confetti** Daisy, from the welcome committee, will be around soon to ask you a few questions! :lol:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    A nice smile is all fine and dandy but that is not gonna make me scream your name like I’m being slaughtered!

  • QuettaV

    :blink:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has :rolleyes:

    ————————————————————
    This –> :blink: ‘Gay baby daddy’s boyfriend??’ Thennnnn this –> :rofl: Say whaaaaat???

  • FloridaChick813

    :pc:

    PAGING/CALLING/EMAILING/TWITTERING/FACEBOOKING/MYSPACING/SKYPING/USTREAMING DAISY!!!!!!!

    DAISY TO THE DJ HOLIDAY POST PLEASE!!!!!!!

    WE ARE IN THE NEED FOR A E-WELCOME PACKET FOR KJSMOMMY!!!!!!

  • MsGaMama_706

    A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has

    ———————–

    :surprised:

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    A nice smile is all fine and dandy but that is not gonna make me scream your name like I’m being slaughtered!
    ______________

    My boo has a big ol’ colgate smile and while he’s getting it in he is usually CHEESING :D

    Reminds me of the boy from THE WOOD who loses his virginity.. U member that??

  • Anna

    :welcome: Kjsmommy.

  • QuettaV

    I know with a nose like that He gota be smelling what the rock is cooking!!! He got a snoooooozzzzzzzeerrrrr on him!!!! oh lordy

  • FloridaChick813

    Ms.kaylamomma Says:

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has

    ————————————————————
    This –> ‘Gay baby daddy’s boyfriend??’ Thennnnn this –> Say whaaaaat???
    ______________

    :yes:

    Damn ya’ll dont listen :nono: I’ve shared this before LOL

  • Daisy

    @KJS :welcome: *e welcome packet* where ya from/repping/married/single/kids and who if anybody do u stan for in fun? :hug: welcome to the jungle I mean SR fam!!!

  • MsGaMama_706

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    :pc:

    PAGING/CALLING/EMAILING/TWITTERING/FACEBOOKING/MYSPACING/SKYPING/USTREAMING DAISY!!!!!!!

    DAISY TO THE DJ HOLIDAY POST PLEASE!!!!!!!

    WE ARE IN THE NEED FOR A E-WELCOME PACKET FOR KJSMOMMY!!!!!!

    ————————————————-

    LOL….i’m not that new ummmm maybe like….4 months or so…I feel left out also :)

    can u help a sista out!!

  • FloridaChick813

    QuettaV Says:

    I know with a nose like that He gota be smelling what the rock is cooking!!! He got a snoooooozzzzzzzeerrrrr on him!!!! oh lordy
    _____________

    :yes:

    Well im certainly glad someone is keeping it REAL today. I was thinking the same thing, I just didnt wanna be the mean one and say it. But he has a wide set face, I dont like his lips either.. H3ll, I dont like that FIRST pic. Point. Blank. Period :nono:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Flo you not doin somethin right if you smilin at me while we are goin at it! U need to be lookin at me like you are tired of havin to tell me over and over and you need to show my hard headed ass!

  • Krysi J

    He sounds like a cool dude. Is this morning wood Sandra??

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    :welcome: @ Ms.Gama **blows noisemaker, throws confetti**

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Flo you not doin somethin right if you smilin at me while we are goin at it! U need to be lookin at me like you are tired of havin to tell me over and over and you need to show my hard headed ass!
    ____________________________________
    Damn, I thought I liked it rough! :rofl:

    Good Morning Brown & Flo & SR FAM

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    mornin CHB!

  • MsGaMama_706

    Ms.kaylamomma Says:

    @ Ms.Gama **blows noisemaker, throws confetti**
    —————-

    :thumbsup:

  • TruGemini

    His facial features are very, should I say, strong and prominent… :(

  • chase

    He is a cutie but that nose is not the business…I know its what God gave him but dang…..

    350z…dudes still drive those!!!!!! I can feel the RR, I was looking at it on Thursday at the dealer….and it is nice as can be!!!

  • speakinmymind

    :welcome: kjsmommy and Ms.Gama

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Flo you not doin somethin right if you smilin at me while we are goin at it! U need to be lookin at me like you are tired of havin to tell me over and over and you need to show my hard headed ass!
    ___________

    :lol: Thats not til the final round

    That boy is tooo big, im telling you, he cant do me like that or i’ll bleed to death :ashamed:

  • FloridaChick813

    Hey CHB!!! :D

  • shannon04

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    I have a crabbly blue chevy nova (paid off) a la Axel Foley
    ———————————————————–
    too funny…

  • gypsyeyes

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I remember that story. He finally came out the closet and told you that he was gay.
    Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Dude, fine as hell to me. I like guys with big features, nose, lips, hands, feet, etc.

    He looks like he could get in :hump: but at the same time he seems to be playing the field with club groupies. A real woman like myself would have him speaking in tounges.

    #youknowwhatI’msayin?

  • shannon04

    hey kjsmommy and Ms.Gama :cheer1:

  • leapyearpisces

    See all that nasty talk is why y’all got Sandra trying to
    e-pimp our arses right now…she ain’t slick…bringing the people to us, talking about here is his twitter info etc. ain’t nobody ask for all that…LOL…she ain’t slick…she WILL NOT :nono: get a finder’s fee for me :rofl:

    In related news, I am searching and searching, but he doesn’t do it for me….i think its the nose… :shrugs:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Gypsy says:
    Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.
    ________________________________
    Now, James Evans was a real man…with them tight azz tan 1970’s courduroys on :lick:

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Corporate,

    You got one more comment, and I am calling Dr. Drew…. as my mother would say, “you so manish”….LOL….

    One mo’…just one mo’…and I am calling….

  • Ms. Thickness

    GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL

  • QuettaV

    His nose looks like you can sit and spin on it… :grin:

  • Ms. Thickness

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    Gypsy says:
    Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.
    ________________________________
    Now, James Evans was a real man…with them tight azz tan 1970’s courduroys on

    ______________________________

    HELL NAH YOU CRAZY…LMAO

  • QuettaV

    @ Ms. Thickness…. Please be careful!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL
    *****************************
    DETAILS!

  • FloridaChick813

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    Gypsy says:
    Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.
    ________________________________
    Now, James Evans was a real man…with them tight azz tan 1970’s courduroys on
    _________

    Correction: Werent they bell bottom courduroys?? :lol:

  • gypsyeyes

    @Ms. Thickness- you didn’t waist any time. I see that you are a go getter. I hope that the poor man can keep focused today cause you sound like you took no mercy on him.

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    leapyearpisces Says:

    @ Corporate,

    You got one more comment, and I am calling Dr. Drew…. as my mother would say, “you so manish”….LOL….

    One mo’…just one mo’…and I am calling….
    ______________________________
    Blame this BrownSuga & Flo…I was always thinking it but never said it. Good girl gone bad :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL
    _______________________

    GO YOUNG BISH GO!!!!!

  • leapyearpisces

    No!!!!!!!!!!!! Ms Thick for real!!!! OMG!!!!!

    LOL, why I feel like I am in middle school again and the “fast one” of your friends done told you she has had sex for the first time…LOL

    AND YES, they were fast in my day all of my classmates, except for me, my best friend and about two more girls had lost their virginity by highschool.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    chB he looks like one of those that would grab you as you walkin in the door and you just happen to be wearin a skirt and he bends you over the arm of the couch!

  • gypsyeyes

    OH sorry, Hey Flo and Brown. Waddup Quetta, CHB and Leapy Ear.

  • FloridaChick813

    QuettaV Says:

    His nose looks like you can sit and spin on it…
    ____________

    :lol:

    Now poot broccolli hoe

  • Danielle84

    No Ma’am I will pass…

  • FloridaChick813

    Hey Gypsy –

    Glad someone was listening LOL

  • leapyearpisces

    Hi Gyps!!! :hug:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Flo says: Correction: Werent they bell bottom courduroys??
    _______________________________
    I figured they were bellbottoms…but honestly, my eyes never made it down past the lower region or his muscular quads…he was really nicely built. :yes:

    *need drink of water, I’ll be back*

  • BamaBeauty

    He’s a cutie! Love the strong features!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    CHB it was there, you just need me to unlock the door!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    *needed

  • FloridaChick813

    AND YES, they were fast in my day all of my classmates, except for me, my best friend and about two more girls had lost their virginity by highschool.
    _____________

    I was the last one in my circle to do it.. I was 16 :ashamed: But hey, my little sister lost hers when she was 14 :rolleyes: so I actually felt peer pressure to do it..

    Now, I cant get enough :D

  • Ms. Thickness

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL
    *****************************
    DETAILS!

    _____________________________________________

    IN MY CLEANEST VERSION: I SENT HIM TO WALLY WORLD TO GE TO SOME AND HE BOUGHT BACK SOMETHING EXTRA (WHIP CREAM)…BABY I MADE ME A FRUIT ROLL-UP BANANA SPLIT…HIS EYES WERE ROLLING TILL HE DAMN NEAR ROSE OFF THE BED (CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE) I WAS HANDLING MY BUSINESS…THEN AFTER THAT I PUT SOME MORE WHIP CREAM ON THE BANANA AND TOOK A SEAT AND (JEEEEEEESUS) THE COLDNESS FROM THAT CREAM SENT CHILLS HE WAS LIKE DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN YOU NASTY BITCH..LMAO…FROM 11:00 TILL 1:30 BABY…NOW I AM SLEEPY AS HELL…

  • QuettaV

    DEAD @ FLORIDA

    HEY GYPSY!!! *waving*

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    @ Ms. Thickness

    You’ve made Mama proud!

  • Krysi J

    chB he looks like one of those that would grab you as you walkin in the door and you just happen to be wearin a skirt and he bends you over the arm of the couch!

    ———————————————————

    BROWN WTF??? :rofl: Sandra needs to give you a damn post of your own….for the e-fiction fantasies…u come up with shyt at the drop of a dime on here!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    but did you top it off with the bubbles???

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    krysi I am truly appalled! I don’t spit fiction (i dont spit at all cuz spitters are quitters )I only spit the truth!

  • free

    FloridaChick813 Says: A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has

    *************************************************

    he does have some big D.S.s; that’s all i’mma say.

  • gypsyeyes

    @Thickness- :danban: :champ:

    Do your thang girlfriend…

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Ms Thickness –

    LMFAO @ the fruit roll up – banana split..

    DAMN im sooooo jealous… I cant wait til me and the sweetie can start getting it IN on the regular :hump:

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    but did you top it off with the bubbles???
    ___________

    I didnt mention the bubbles yesterday mam :ashamed: I knew I was forgettin something

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    *looks at pics*

    Umm DJ Holiday. Keep your shirt on.
    Thanks your cooperation
    The Management

  • Ms. Thickness

    NO BABY WE DONT PLAY…HE LEFT HOME AT 7 A.M. FOR WORK AND WAS TEXTING ME GOOD MORNING BABY BY 7:30 A.M….LOL

  • Krysi J

    I was the last one in my circle to do it.. I was 16 But hey, my little sister lost hers when she was 14 so I actually felt peer pressure to do it..

    Now, I cant get enough
    ——————————————————–

    I was 18 going on 19…it would have been longer if people hadn’t been hating on me and my home boy staying in one of his Dad’s houses senior year. It was like I was living in a frat house, but I grew up with most of the football players and the popular dudes at school so is was like our neigborhood days all over again when they came thru…..but NOOOOooooooo “I heard this and that” My homeboys defended me just fine, but I felt that maybe my tomboy days were up, so I got myself a boyfriend……and well…..lets just say I’m thankful for my son but I wish I had ignored the haters!!! :grin:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    *wipes tears away* Another student has graduated! Hold you diploma with pride!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    believe it or not I was 19 goin on 20

  • Ms. Thickness

    WILL DO BROWNSUGA…WILL DO..

  • FloridaChick813

    free Says:

    FloridaChick813 Says: A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has

    *************************************************

    he does have some big D.S.s; that’s all i’mma say.
    __________

    D.S.S ???????

  • leapyearpisces

    QuettaV Says:

    @ Ms. Thickness…. Please be careful!

    **********************************************************

    :rofl: at you being GENINULY scared for her…LOL…..making me think of that women on Poltergeist… “don’t go into the liiiiitttee Carol Annnnnnnne”…

    Don’t go into the “fruit roll up” light Mizz Thickness…. LMAO… :rofl:

  • QuettaV

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    IN MY CLEANEST VERSION: I SENT HIM TO WALLY WORLD TO GE TO SOME AND HE BOUGHT BACK SOMETHING EXTRA (WHIP CREAM)…BABY I MADE ME A FRUIT ROLL-UP BANANA SPLIT…HIS EYES WERE ROLLING TILL HE DAMN NEAR ROSE OFF THE BED (CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE) I WAS HANDLING MY BUSINESS…THEN AFTER THAT I PUT SOME MORE WHIP CREAM ON THE BANANA AND TOOK A SEAT AND (JEEEEEEESUS) THE COLDNESS FROM THAT CREAM SENT CHILLS HE WAS LIKE DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN YOU NASTY ****..LMAO…FROM 11:00 TILL 1:30 BABY…NOW I AM SLEEPY AS HELL…

    ____________________________________________________________

    DEAD!!!!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    Krysi J Says:

    I was the last one in my circle to do it.. I was 16 But hey, my little sister lost hers when she was 14 so I actually felt peer pressure to do it..

    Now, I cant get enough
    ——————————————————–

    I was 18 going on 19…it would have been longer if people hadn’t been hating on me and my home boy staying in one of his Dad’s houses senior year. It was like I was living in a frat house, but I grew up with most of the football players and the popular dudes at school so is was like our neigborhood days all over again when they came thru…..but NOOOOooooooo “I heard this and that” My homeboys defended me just fine, but I felt that maybe my tomboy days were up, so I got myself a boyfriend……and well…..lets just say I’m thankful for my son but I wish I had ignored the haters!!!
    _____________

    Hey, I say the same thing about my son.. Cause I lost my Virginity to baby daddy :rolleyes:

    Girl my TomBoy days are still with me.. Although I can rock the hell out of a dress and some heels, most of the time I prefer some fresh kicks, jeans and a t-shirt :D

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Oooooh weeee, ya’ll don’t even want to know how young I was when I first did it, in my defense I started high school early…so that’s why I experienced everything at least 2 years sooner than everyone else.

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    believe it or not I was 19 goin on 20
    __________

    Uh huh, thats why your the way you are now ;)

  • gypsyeyes

    I was 18 and about to graduate. It was actually senior prom night and I was engaged to him. I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year. He never pressured me and on that night it was on and popping. He was to be stationed a week later so I had to get it in. We are still very close to this day but I wish I would have amarried him. He was and still is a good man.

  • Krysi J

    GET IT MRS. THICKNESS…..YOU DID THAT BOO!!! :notworthy:

    TEXTING GOODMORNING BY 7:30 AM ….. :rofl: you’ll be on his mind all damn day today babe, I hope you are ready for ROUND 2!!! *holds up sign, walks around the ring*

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Congrats to Ms. Thickness :cheer:

  • QuettaV

    kYRSI j CAN i GET A jESUS ON ON THE MAIN LINE TELL HIM WHAT U WANT SONG TODAY… i JUST DIED AND I NEED TO TELL JESUS ABOUT BROWN TODAY!……. NEXT WE GONNA BE CALLED THE FRUIT ROLL UP GALZ!!!

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    gypsyeyes Says: comment #99
    Awww, sounds so sweet and romantic! You say you wish you would have married him…I was I would have shot my first and second so called loves :mad:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Gypsy I married my high school sweetheart, luckily I ruined him enough to where everyone else he dated after me he didn’t treaat like he treated me and 10 yrs later at our reunion we started talkin again!

  • QuettaV

    gypsyeyes Says:

    I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year.

    ____________________________________________________________

    YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    *pulls out hymnal from back of pew*

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Quetta says:
    YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k
    _______________________________
    I heard that would marry my 18 yr old daughter off to an “Officer & Gentleman” if really loves her. :lolol:

  • Krysi J

    Oooooh weeee, ya’ll don’t even want to know how young I was when I first did it, in my defense I started high school early…so that’s why I experienced everything at least 2 years sooner than everyone else.

    ——————————————————–

    younger than 14?

  • FloridaChick813

    gypsyeyes Says:

    I was 18 and about to graduate. It was actually senior prom night and I was engaged to him. I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year. He never pressured me and on that night it was on and popping. He was to be stationed a week later so I had to get it in. We are still very close to this day but I wish I would have amarried him. He was and still is a good man.
    _______________

    Awwwww, the good ol’ Prom Night story :lol:

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Wth did I miss??? Fruit roll ups??? See a bish can’t even miss one day around this piece…..wth?? Explain please. :waiting:

  • FloridaChick813

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    Oooooh weeee, ya’ll don’t even want to know how young I was when I first did it, in my defense I started high school early…so that’s why I experienced everything at least 2 years sooner than everyone else.
    ____________

    #thoushallnotjudge

  • gypsyeyes

    QuettaV Says:

    gypsyeyes Says:

    I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year.

    ____________________________________________________________

    YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You are so right about that. We had lost our house and I was living with my aunt at the time and wasn’t being treated fairly. Even though we were young he took care of me from the Army.
    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    gypsyeyes Says: comment #99
    Awww, sounds so sweet and romantic! You say you wish you would have married him…I was I would have shot my first and second so called loves
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    He calls me atleast twice a month. He is married now and I don’t wanna be ‘that’ woman but oh how I envy her. We still tell each other how much we love each other but…I’m getting a lump in my throat. I was watching that show called ‘First Love Second Chance’ and boo hoo’d thru the whole thing.

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Krysi…I was 12 when I started high school…and that’s all I have to say about that.

  • QuettaV

    @ cINNAMON kISSES…. YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW… :nono:

  • Ms. Thickness

    Krysi J Says:

    GET IT MRS. THICKNESS…..YOU DID THAT BOO!!!

    TEXTING GOODMORNING BY 7:30 AM ….. you’ll be on his mind all damn day today babe, I hope you are ready for ROUND 2!!! *holds up sign, walks around the ring*
    ____________________________________________

    I ALREADY KNOW BOO..LOL..I CANT WAIT TILL MY LUNCH BREAK I NEED A NAP..LOL..MY PERSONAL TRAINER GONNA BE MAD TODAY CAUSE BABY I DONT FEEL LIKE THE GYM I AM SLEEPY…

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Gypsy I married my high school sweetheart, luckily I ruined him enough to where everyone else he dated after me he didn’t treaat like he treated me and 10 yrs later at our reunion we started talkin again!
    ______________

    Awwwww, isnt that sweet!

  • QuettaV

    @ GYPSYEYES….. :wailing: that was beeeeeeeeeautiful…

  • QuettaV

    :wail:

  • FloridaChick813

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    @Quetta says:
    YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k
    _______________________________
    I heard that would marry my 18 yr old daughter off to an “Officer & Gentleman” if really loves her.
    _____________

    WAIT!!! U have an 18 year old daughter?

  • gypsyeyes

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    @Krysi…I was 12 when I started high school…and that’s all I have to say about that.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    What the Maurypovichshowwithmamascrying?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Cinanmon I talked about this last week so where da hell you been!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    I want to know…..I want to know!!!! Tell me……im waiting….. :waiting:

  • QuettaV

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Gypsy I married my high school sweetheart, luckily I ruined him enough to where everyone else he dated after me he didn’t treaat like he treated me and 10 yrs later at our reunion we started talkin again!

    ____________________________________________________________

    You exotica heffa… that does not surprise me bout you ruining someone… Men walking aroung all crazy, crossed eyed and stuff…

  • gypsyeyes

    @Brown- I wish my story could end so well. But I digress, people move on.
    But the Bullshyt I married. If I saw him on fire on the side of the road I wouldn’t piss on him.

  • Tasia913

    Ok, so I mostly lurk, but I yall got me looking at fruit rollups in a totally different way :) LOL… My question is, do you have to be able to deep throat it to make the man go crazy? :) LOL… just asking… trying to learn some new skillz :)

  • FloridaChick813

    gypsyeyes Says:

    He calls me atleast twice a month. He is married now and I don’t wanna be ‘that’ woman but oh how I envy her. We still tell each other how much we love each other but…I’m getting a lump in my throat. I was watching that show called ‘First Love Second Chance’ and boo hoo’d thru the whole thing.
    _____________________

    :wail: Thats sad… I feel the same way about this guy I dated. He was in love with me in high school (to the point when I broke up with him, his parents had to change his school). After the BD and I broke up, I gave it another shot. We dated a couple months, he treated me like GOLD. then I broke his heart again.. And now he’s with this new chick, treating her like Gold.. And im kinda jealous :rolleyes:

  • Krysi J

    kYRSI j CAN i GET A jESUS ON ON THE MAIN LINE TELL HIM WHAT U WANT SONG TODAY… i JUST DIED AND I NEED TO TELL JESUS ABOUT BROWN TODAY!……. NEXT WE GONNA BE CALLED THE FRUIT ROLL UP GALZ!!!

    ———————————————————

    *sheds an e-tear*….that was my great grandmother’s favorite song :sad:

    *signals the choir*

    *In Sweetie’s old Mother’s board church lady voice*

    JEEEEEEEEEESus on the MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIn LINE

    Choir

    TELL HIM WHAT YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

    JEEEEEEEEEEEEsus on THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN LINE!

    TELL HIM WHAT YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

    OH JESUS ON THE MAAAAAAAIIN LINNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

    TELL HIM WHAT YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

    JESUS ON THE MAIN LINE NOOOOooooWWWWWW

    *Church drumbs speed up*

    *Sweetie starts shouting and winding her right arm up like she rolling down an old lincoln car window*

    *shouts so hard her lil white napkin hat falls off with bobby pins*

    *the WHOLE pew of MOTHER’s start shouting behind her*

    *bad azz grandchild (me) sitting on the bench is cracking up at the sight :rofl: *

    -memories :sad:

  • FloridaChick813

    gypsyeyes Says:

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    @Krysi…I was 12 when I started high school…and that’s all I have to say about that.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    What the Maurypovichshowwithmamascrying?
    ____________

    DEAD!!!!!

  • Daisy

    @gyps if I may ask why did yall divorce?

  • QuettaV

    *slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    But Quetta I he never got any from me that’s how I know his love was genuine! He’s still pissed because he wasn’t my first. But we’ve made up for it!

    Cinnamon give me your email and I’ll send you the details I’m sure people are tired of seein it

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Yes Tasia you do! they love the gurglin sound

  • QuettaV

    ** rose up from my casket**…. Kyrsi J u betta sang that song girl….

    **drops back down*

  • FloridaChick813

    Tasia913 Says:

    Ok, so I mostly lurk, but I yall got me looking at fruit rollups in a totally different way LOL… My question is, do you have to be able to deep throat it to make the man go crazy? LOL… just asking… trying to learn some new skillz
    _______________

    Awwwww man, I love to deep throat… It makes my mouth more watery, therefore makes it more pleasurable for him :thumbsup:

    My sweetie loves for me to do that. When im on my pain meds and a lil wine im able to deep throat it all and still manage to lick the balls :D But if im sober, I gag.

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ Brown….I sawwwwy I was M.I.A last week…… tell me please. :lol:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Yes Flo is does make your mouth wetter

  • Ms. Thickness

    QuettaV Says:

    *slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!
    ________________________

    YOU SOUND SO TRAUMATIZED..LMAO

  • Tasia913

    Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat :( It makes me sad… but my man still likes it :)

  • FloridaChick813

    ((Raises right hand in the air))

    Huummmmss along to Krysi J’s song..

    Side-eyeing her as a child though, for laughing a grandmama

  • QuettaV

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    Awwwww man, I love to deep throat… It makes my mouth more watery, therefore makes it more pleasurable for him

    My sweetie loves for me to do that. When im on my pain meds and a lil wine im able to deep throat it all and still manage to lick the balls But if im sober, I gag.

    ————————————————————

    SIMPLY DEAD!!!!!!!! ( there’s no comong back from this one…) :wail:

  • Ms. Thickness

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    Tasia913 Says:

    Ok, so I mostly lurk, but I yall got me looking at fruit rollups in a totally different way LOL… My question is, do you have to be able to deep throat it to make the man go crazy? LOL… just asking… trying to learn some new skillz
    _______________

    Awwwww man, I love to deep throat… It makes my mouth more watery, therefore makes it more pleasurable for him

    My sweetie loves for me to do that. When im on my pain meds and a lil wine im able to deep throat it all and still manage to lick the balls But if im sober, I gag.

    ____________________________________

    YA’LL ABOUT TO GET ME IN TROUBLE..I SWEAR I LITERALLY JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING

  • Cinnamon Kisses
  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    dammit man i swear this is the last time!

    wrap fruit roll up around his johnson
    make sure fruit roll up sticks to it, you may have to lick it
    have him stand over you in the bed
    sit on your knees and go to work
    and you suck like your life depended on it
    then wehn he explodes you suck even harder if you swallow
    you can top it off by blowing bubbles before you swallow

  • FloridaChick813

    Tasia913 Says:

    Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
    _______________

    :lol: Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga???? ;)

  • QuettaV

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    QuettaV Says:

    *slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!
    ________________________

    YOU SOUND SO TRAUMATIZED..LMAO
    ———————————————————–

    I NOW SUFFER FROM FRUIT ROLL UP DEPRESSION..

  • Tasia913

    Flo- you got me rollin…:rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Yes Flo they do

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Flo, Gypsy, Krisi…let me clarify
    Nope, I don’t have an 18yr old daughter…but if I did…I would not mind her marrying the right man….even if she married young.
    At 12 I was a freshman in H.S. and dated the same guy from age 12-17 then spent a year trying to get away from his stalker azz. Then age 18 got engaged to someone I thought was gay…and broke it off. The same year got engaged to a filmmaker from 18-21…he was no Spike Lee…so we broke up. Then I dated a guy through his college years age 21-23/24…he’s a professional athlete now…but he wanted to be a “playa-playa” so we broke up. Then from age 24 to present I’ve been with my husband.
    I know this dating resume sounds a bit codependent but such as life. :shrug:

    Then

  • gypsyeyes

    Daisy Says:

    @gyps if I may ask why did yall divorce?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    He likey the girls too much and I’m not Tiny so we weren’t doing any threesomes. No really, he wouldn’t know fidelity if it slapped him in the face. He got remarried two years ago and he seems to be doing right by her though. We were young when we married 20 and 21.

  • Tasia913

    I swear I will never look at a fruit rollup the same ever again :)

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Tasia if you attempt this make sure he sees the saliva runnin down your neck, THEY LOVE THAT!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Ohhhhhh WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *going up a yonder @ yalls azzes*

    Hi grandma….Hi uncle dan……hey micheal and princess di

    Phucking dead @ yall

  • Buddafly

    Hey Ya’ll !

    I was lurking(as usual).

    I dont wanna start with my story………..

  • Tasia913

    @ BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Tasia if you attempt this make sure he sees the saliva runnin down your neck, THEY LOVE THAT!
    ——————————————————

    thanks :) I welcome all tips that you want to give… except the blowing bubbles :) LOL – thats a lil too much for me :)

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Buddafly this is the support group for those who had bad experiences with the fruit roll up! We’re here for you

  • gypsyeyes

    @CHB- No judgement here Babe. Do you!!!!

  • QuettaV

    @ bUDDAFLY… U MIGHT AS WELL COME ON IN AND TAKE A SEAT… HERE IS A GLASS OF MOSCATO.. MY NAME IS QUETTAV AND DIED TWICE FROM ALL THESE POSTS TODAY…. THAT’S WHY I’M IN THE KORNA DRUNK!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    :rofl: on my way to the store RIGHT NOW……my kids is gonna be like momma what happened to the friut roll ups? :rofl:

  • Tasia913

    Where’s my Moscato :) that is my Friday night drink right there :)

  • QuettaV

    *TAKES THE CORK OUT ANOTHER BOTTLE**

  • Ms. Thickness

    Tasia913 Says:

    Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
    _______________

    Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????

    ____________________

    TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..

  • gypsyeyes

    I swear sometimes these post just go in a whole different direction. Thanks to Flo, Brown and Krysi J(having funerals and shyt)

  • FloridaChick813

    @ CHB – Ooh okay!!! How old are you?? If you dont mind me asking.. Am I the youngest one in here???

    Im 25

  • mirsmommy

    Heyyyy yall. Yall got me cracking up over here. :lol:

    I lost my virginity to my Hubby at age 17. We’ve been together since I was 16 and he was 18. And that’s my boo til this day. :yes:

  • Ms. Thickness

    QuettaV Says:

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    QuettaV Says:

    *slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!
    ________________________

    YOU SOUND SO TRAUMATIZED..LMAO
    ———————————————————–

    I NOW SUFFER FROM FRUIT ROLL UP DEPRESSION..

    ________________

    NOW YOU GONNA RUN EVERYTIME YOUR PASS THEM IN THE STORE

  • QuettaV

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    Tasia913 Says:

    Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
    _______________

    Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????

    ____________________

    TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..

    ————————————————————

    welcome to slob your man’s knob 101!

  • gypsyeyes

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    Tasia913 Says:

    Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
    _______________

    Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????

    ____________________

    TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Go honey, but even more. Hum like you have never hummed before. the vibration feels good to him and it allows for you to open more. and you won’t be paying the gag reflexes any attention because of the way he reacts.

  • Buddafly

    @BrownSuga

    I have not had ANY problem with my “Fruit Roll up” Game….

    But I understand FloridaChick.

    @ QuettaV Girl Thanks! some of these comments had me :wail:

  • FloridaChick813

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
    ________________

    …Well, with that being said.. U have officially been enlisted in the Freaks of Sandra Rose…

    :lol:

  • Tasia913

    @ Ms. Thickness

    Thanks ;)

    Don’t know how much he would like it if I threw up all the fruit rollup on him :) LOL..

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I could get really vulgar with what Ms. thickness just said but I will NOT!

    Gypsy I try to behave but other people take me there!

  • Tasia913

    LMAO – Yall are better then Dr. Ruth :) :rofl:

  • Tasia913

    I am gonna need a 24 hour help line for all my sex ed questions that I have :)

  • FloridaChick813

    gypsyeyes Says:

    I swear sometimes these post just go in a whole different direction.
    ____________

    Yes indeed.. These posts always go WAY LEFT FIELD!

  • QuettaV

    @ Ms Thickness… she with my experience.. it was all goood I thought I was doing the dam thing. he was shaking like a tree limb in a hurricane storm.. :sad: things went bad for me when i got the fruit roll up stuck in my throat and I got patted on my back like he was burping a baby…

  • Daisy

    Missy is the youngest sr mbr I think

    Wow deep throat fruit roll ups *clutches ears* my virgin oral ears can’t take this *still peeking* :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    :-o MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!

    I feel like I just walked in on my e-friends gettin it in!!! :lol:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    @ CHB – Ooh okay!!! How old are you?? If you dont mind me asking.. Am I the youngest one in here???

    Im 25
    ____________________________
    40..but sshhh..don’t tell nobody…cause I don’t like for people your age think I can’t relate to you. Since, I missed out on a lot of my childhood…a part of me is still very young at heart. I like the same tv shows, same music as my 17 year old nephew…but I’m very grown with a great corporate position.
    #salute

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    I could get really vulgar with what Ms. thickness just said but I will NOT!

    Gypsy I try to behave but other people take me there!
    ________

    Naw Naw Naw, your the one who opened the flood gates :nono:

  • QuettaV

    gypsyeyes Says:

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    Tasia913 Says:

    Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
    _______________

    Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????

    ____________________

    TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Go honey, but even more. Hum like you have never hummed before. the vibration feels good to him and it allows for you to open more. and you won’t be paying the gag reflexes any attention because of the way he reacts.

    ————————————————————

    *faints* still holding the wine bottle!

  • Buddafly

    @ TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT
    ____________________________________________________________
    True, Just make sure you BREATHE

  • FloridaChick813

    LMFAO @ Daisy and Mirsmommy!!!!!!!!

    ((quickly covers boobs with hand))

    :lol:

  • QuettaV

    ahh hell…. she= see…

  • QuettaV

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    LMFAO @ Daisy and Mirsmommy!!!!!!!!

    ((quickly covers boobs with hand))
    ————————————————————
    Girl I just peed from laughing.

  • FloridaChick813

    :lolol: @ CHB –

    Its all good mama.. Age aint nothing but a number.. Unless I was a 19 yr old girl and you were a 67 yr old man.. Then thats just gross..

    I have friends your age.. Matter of fact, my BD’s auntie, mama and grandmama are my “homies” for life :D

  • mirsmommy

    :lol: @ Florida

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Flo…Cool :cool:
    but eeeew to the visual of 19 & 67 :hurl:

  • Buddafly

    I swear ya’ll make my day go by faster.

    Thanks for the giggles.

  • Ms. Thickness

    30 OVER HERE

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    35

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    DIRTY 30’S!!!!!! :danban:

  • free

    FloridaChick813 Says: D.S.S ???????

    ****************************

    d*** suckers!

  • mirsmommy

    28

  • Ms. Thickness

    THANKS FOR THE INDUCTION INTO THE FREAKY HALL OF FAME..LOL.. (MY SPEECH)I HAD TO TEACH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS SOME TRICKS FOR THEIR MAN…BY LUCK I HAVE NEVER DATED A GUY THAT HAD THE AVERAGE SIZE PEEN…MAYBE A LIL MORE THAN AVERAGE AND SOME JUST LIKE HELL NAH GET AWAY FROM ME PEEN…SO I HAD TO LEARN TO ADJUST TO SATISFY MY MATE (HOLD AWARD IN AIR) THIS IS FOR ALL MY DT’S ON SANDRAROSE.COM

    (APPLAUDS, ME BOWIN) EXIT STAGE RIGHT

  • Buddafly

    32

  • Ms. Thickness

    free Says:

    FloridaChick813 Says: D.S.S ???????

    ****************************

    d*** suckers!

    EVERYDAY AND 2X’S ON SUNDAYS

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    DIRTY 30?S!!!!!!
    ______________

    Owwwwww, I cant wait :D

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    27

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    free Says:

    FloridaChick813 Says: D.S.S ???????

    ****************************

    d*** suckers!

    EVERYDAY AND 2X’S ON SUNDAYS
    _______________________________________

    :rofl: @ Ms. Thickness

    Free was referring to DJ Holiday’s lips. :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    LMFAO @ Free

    Thats funny.. I call them “**** Beaters”

    :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    LMFAO @ Ms Thickness

  • Daisy

    Wow at least I do pick up a few tips for when I say I do now I don’t have to ask my real gfriends cause my e rounds have skooled me well :lol:

  • leapyearpisces

    My crystal ball tells me there are going to be some SR babies in 2011…and if I didn’t have as set of the twins already, I wouldn’t minde being in that number, but I can’t kids too damn expensive and plus I’ve gotten spoiled now…the twins will be 8 next month, and it probably would be hard for me to go back to getting in baby mode. :shrugs:

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Sandra Rose after Dark in Broad DAYLIGHT :-o

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    What.the.hell.happened.in.here? All y’all are nasty as all hell!! :rofl: Brownsuga making the freak come out in people I thought were as quiet as church mice. Lawwwd!

  • mirsmommy

    leapyearpisces Says:

    My crystal ball tells me there are going to be some SR babies in 2011
    ________________________________________________

    :cosign: And at least one of the new SR babies better be named after me!!!! :lol:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    and somebody better name one of their twins after me! Since I aint given yall my gubment name yall just gon have to name her brownsuga! You can make it fancy and the call her Msbrownsuga Jackson, Jones, Baker, Wright whatever your last name may be!

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    leapyearpisces Says:
    That would be tripped out if 9 months from now…everybody reading this post ends up pregnant at the same time :rofl:

    Instead of the SR Freaks, SR After Dark it’s going to be the SR Nursery up in here :wink:

  • FloridaChick813

    @ leapyearpices –

    You sound like me. My son is 6. But I miss the whole “baby mode” thing.. Kinda… I been a lil nervous these past couple of weeks, cause my “Aunt Flo” is late as h3ll. But I took a test this morning and it was negative. I was a lil disappointed.

  • FloridaChick813

    Ms.kaylamomma Says:

    What.the.hell.happened.in.here? All y’all are nasty as all hell!! Brownsuga making the freak come out in people I thought were as quiet as church mice. Lawwwd!
    ____________

    LMAO, I was sayin the same thing..

    That damn Brown Suga :lol:

  • Candi Apple

    :rofl: Wow just Wow And I thought nobody was like me ALL my Earthly friends say I have a sickness.

    Now I feel better about being a header

  • mirsmommy

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    leapyearpisces Says:
    That would be tripped out if 9 months from now…everybody reading this post ends up pregnant at the same time

    Instead of the SR Freaks, SR After Dark it’s going to be the SR Nursery up in here
    ______________________________________________________

    Just don’t ask me to babysit!!! :lol:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil

  • FloridaChick813

    OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….

    Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy

    :cheer:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    BrownSuga…I think Flo is calling the kettle black

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
    _______________________________________________

    Girl, I think you did use it for good. :yes:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Fl you should name your brown and suga! “Brown, Suga, get yall bad asses inside rat now!

  • FloridaChick813

    Candi Apple Says:

    Wow just Wow And I thought nobody was like me ALL my Earthly friends say I have a sickness.

    Now I feel better about being a header
    ____________

    :lol: welcome home!

  • mirsmommy

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….

    Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy
    _________________________________________________________

    You better. :lol: We ain’t let you name them nuthin different. :lol:

  • Ms. Thickness

    THE DEVIL IS A LIAR IF I AM HAVING A BABY…I HAVE A 8 AND 6 YEAR OLD AND THEY WANT EVERYTHING ON T.V AND THEN SOME. THEY ARE SPOILED AND I LIKE TO SHOP…MY 6 YEAR OLD ASK ME FOR 50 DOLLARS SO SHE CAN BUY SOME SHOES…I JUST LOOKED AT HER LIKE “WOW”…MY MAN SAID HELL SHE GET IT FROM YOU.

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    mirsmommy Says:
    I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.

  • Krysi J

    *bursts in the Dj Holiday post e-door*

    “what da fukk is going on in here” :grin:

    @Flo….I’m 28 homiE!

  • FloridaChick813

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    BrownSuga…I think Flo is calling the kettle black
    ____________

    Whooo mee?? :-o

    No mam, never that, I give Brown her props :notworthy:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    mirsmommy Says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
    _______________________________________________

    Girl, I think you did use it for good.

    __________________________________________

    Mirs you have no idea, that fruit roll up is small time

  • mirsmommy

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    mirsmommy Says:
    I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.
    _______________________________________________________

    :nono: Cuz if they’re potty trained, then 9 times outta 10, they can talk. If they can talk, I ain’t babysittin. :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil

    _______________________

    THEY WERE USED FOR GOOD CAUSE BOO IT WAS GREAT!!!!

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    mirsmommy Says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
    _______________________________________________

    Girl, I think you did use it for good.

    __________________________________________

    Mirs you have no idea, that fruit roll up is small time
    _________________________________________________________

    :blink: Share. :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Fl you should name your brown and suga! “Brown, Suga, get yall bad asses inside rat now!
    ___________

    :lolol: and u know thissss…. mannnn…

  • Candi Apple

    Well Brown what you call big time bigtime? :popcorn:

  • mirsmommy

    Candi Apple Says:

    Well Brown what you call big time bigtime?
    ________________________________________________________

    :waiting: Well, Brown, we’re waiting :waiting:

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol: @ Krysi J

    You know.. same ol’ same ol’…

    S3x Talk

    :D

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    mirsmommy Says:

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    mirsmommy Says:
    I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.
    _______________________________________________________

    Cuz if they’re potty trained, then 9 times outta 10, they can talk. If they can talk, I ain’t babysittin.
    ________________________________
    Oh I got you…can’t have no witnesses, huh.
    I can hear them now “Mommy saw her doing….”

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Mirs I dont think the average human mind can comprehend some of the stuff I think of!

  • FloridaChick813

    :popcorn:

    *Pad and pencil ready*

  • mirsmommy

    @ Candi Apple, share some of that :pocorn: while we patiently wait on Brown.

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….

    Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy
    ___________________________________________________________

    **record scratches again** @ Florida, I was out yesterday cause I was recovering from a hole in my throat j/k. I was sick yesterday and didn’t come on SR, but are you pregnant??

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Florida,

    I know..I LOVE babies…that is why I was excited when I found out I was having twins!!! Children, now that is a different story…LOL…too me, me and kids go down hill once they learn how to talk real good..LOL…but I was blessed..my two are sweeties…

    Anyway, a lady at my job is pregnant with her mean self…she having a girl, and that girl is making her mean as hell…always complaining..etc…

    But she is making me get baby fever REALLY bad…I am right steady having to look at my bank account online to bring me back to reality…LOL

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Yeah Brown……share :lol:
    :waiting:

  • Candi Apple

    Brown dont back down now heads wanna know

  • mirsmommy

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    mirsmommy Says:

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    mirsmommy Says:
    I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.
    _______________________________________________________

    Cuz if they’re potty trained, then 9 times outta 10, they can talk. If they can talk, I ain’t babysittin.
    ________________________________
    Oh I got you…can’t have no witnesses, huh.
    I can hear them now “Mommy saw her doing….”
    _________________________________________________________

    :rofl: That, and the back talk. Shoot, you ever be around babies that can’t talk, but you just know that they be cursing you out in baby talk? :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    @ MKM –

    No mam, im not.. I took the test this morning.. I was actually a little disappointed…

    Hope your feeling better today though :thumbsup:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    it was brought to my attn a few days ago that I should write a book so i just might do that

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Mirs I dont think the average human mind can comprehend some of the stuff I think of!
    _______________________________________________________

    Go on Brown. We at work, and aint got nuthin but time. :rofl:

  • Candi Apple

    Brown go for it.

  • FloridaChick813

    @ leapyear –

    Ugggghhh, thats one thing I dred though… Being pregnant.. That is NO FUN :nono:

  • FloridaChick813

    mirsmommy Says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Mirs I dont think the average human mind can comprehend some of the stuff I think of!
    _______________________________________________________

    Go on Brown. We at work, and aint got nuthin but time.
    ___________

    I was just gonna say… Damn we dont get no work done at work.. :lol:

  • Candi Apple

    I can hear my mother now Candi why you always hanging out with the bad crowd?

    Ma they not bad just knowledgeable and fun

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ Brown……I knew pisces were BIG freaks…..but you my dear….are in a league of ur own….. :lol:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Oh yeah, Brown and Leapyear PISCES IN THE HOUSE!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Thank you Cinnamon

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Candi
    Ma they not bad just knowledgeable and fun
    ________________________________
    I like that one :yes:

  • Ms. Thickness

    CAPRICORNS ARE IN THE HOUSE

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I’m sure we all know about the tip of the tongue, opening the head, pop sickles etc

  • speakinmymind

    38 but lookin’ 22!! **two snaps in a circle**

  • QuettaV

    :dance: gooooooooo onnnnnnn BBBBBBBRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN!!!

  • Krysi J

    E-FREAKS!!!

    :rofl:

  • speakinmymind

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….

    Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy
    ——————————————
    speakinmymind is cute! you can call her speak for short! :lolol:

  • speakinmymind

    BROWN

    if you keep this up, hubby is gonna want to meet you and shake your hand!

  • Krysi J

    opening the head
    ——————————-

    :blink: what do you mean open the head??

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Yesssssssssssss maam PISCES are in da building :dance:

  • mirsmommy

    Where my Cancers at????? :woot:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    krysi you can make the hole a little wider

  • Daisy

    Leos in the house :woot:

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    5’11??? damn he short! ok, yes, 2 me his is. Dude is a total turn off after reading tthe Q&A.
    —-
    @ Ms. Thickness …Wow, go head then. Ain’t nothing like a REAL HARD hearty breakfast in the AM!!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Poor DJ Holiday, I can imagine him getting excited about how many comments his posts got, then reading it and seeing only a handful were actually about him… that has got to hurt.

    umm leapyearpisces, do twins run in your family, I need some twins in my life, so I won’t get pressured about having more babies.

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Cancers :woot:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    you can separate it with your thumb and forefinger and make it a little wider

  • speakinmymind

    @ Daisy

    LEOS in da house!! Queens of the jungle!! :woot: :woot:

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    O ish! Daisy u a LEO 2???!!!!

    Double :woot:

  • Ms. Thickness

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    I’m sure we all know about the tip of the tongue, opening the head, pop sickles etc

    YES MAAM I DO…

  • mirsmommy

    Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day??? :waiting:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    mirsmommy Says:

    Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day???
    ______________________
    an e-card & e-hug :hug:

  • Krysi J

    wait a minute, wait a minute….stop the presses

    a VIRGO is here! :yea:

  • mirsmommy

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    mirsmommy Says:

    Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day???
    ______________________
    an e-card & e-hug
    __________________________________________________

    :rofl: I was hoping on some new shoes, purses, money, etc from my e-fam. :rofl:

  • speakinmymind

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    you can separate it with your thumb and forefinger and make it a little wider
    ————————————
    i jus threw up in my mouth…jus a li’l bit! :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Cancer :woot:

    *crawls back in shell*

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    mirsmommy Says:

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    mirsmommy Says:

    Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day???
    ______________________
    an e-card & e-hug
    __________________________________________________

    I was hoping on some new shoes, purses, money, etc from my e-fam.
    ____________________________
    Sawwwy. I can only give my standard gift advice. Choose 3 items of which the person can afford or will likely buy and allow them to *surprise you* with one of the gifts.
    BTW–I’m about to order something from Dooney & Burke of my choice with my hubby’s credit card. When it comes in the mail I’m going to thank him…just as if he picked it out….blowing bubbles (c)Brown :love:

  • mirsmommy

    :rofl: @ Corporate.

  • Krysi J

    krysi you can make the hole a little wider
    ———————————————–

    :blink: make it wider for WHAT?? and whats this shyt about popsickles…yall some ol’ sticky/wet bedsheets having/c*m dripping/smelling like lil debbie snack cakes and fruit roll ups/slippery wit koolaid slurping/and whip cream licking E-freaks!! :rofl:

    :claps: BROWN you deserve a standing ovation! BravO niccah

  • mirsmommy

    Krysi J Says:

    krysi you can make the hole a little wider
    ———————————————–

    make it wider for WHAT?? and whats this shyt about popsickles…yall some ol’ sticky/wet bedsheets having/c*m dripping/smelling like lil debbie snack cakes and fruit roll ups/slippery wit koolaid slurping/and whip cream licking E-freaks!!

    BROWN you deserve a standing ovation! BravO niccah
    __________________________________________________________

    :rofl: I ain’t messin wit you!!!! :rofl:

  • speakinmymind

    @ Krysi

    i put a navy blue towel on top of the sheets before doing the fruit rollup trick. I don’t play ’bout my sheets!! :lolol: :lolol:

  • Tasia913

    @Krysi J Says:

    wait a minute, wait a minute….stop the presses

    a VIRGO is here!
    ———————————————-

    32 Virgo here ;) Love the 30’s :)

    Brown = I wanna hear about the popsicles :)

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    to me it’s no fun if i don’t see evidence of my nastiness but im just filthy dirty like that!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I need to see evidence of the war I have just fought!

  • Tasia913

    :rofl: @ krysi

  • leapyearpisces

    I haven’t scrolled through all the comments, but hell yeah, we PISCES are the biggest FREAKS..we think of that “other wordly” stuff…LOL as Brown has proven.. :wink: LOL…

  • Danielle84

    Hey Im a Cancer too!!! :-)

  • Danielle84

    Hey Im a Cancer too!!! :-)

  • cheeks8683

    He’s 5’11 u say? I get a little excited over this because here lately the most I see or have holler at me are 5’7 or 5’8. I’m 5’10 and I love to wear heels so u can see where im coming from lol!

    Her SR clique!

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    leapyearpisces Says:

    I haven’t scrolled through all the comments, but hell yeah, we PISCES are the biggest FREAKS..we think of that “other wordly” stuff…LOL as Brown has proven.. LOL…
    __________________________
    One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness. I had to laugh :rofl: he must have forgot the Freak he was dealing with :shrug:

  • cheeks8683

    *hey

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    :offtopic: did yall see on the bad girls reunion….when perez was looking a Natalie…and she was like what? He said oh nothing just looking @ your acne….maybe I could get u a good dermatologist :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    yall it’s right there on the tip of my tongue and i wanna say it sooo bad but since it used to gross me out (it doesn’t any more since I’ve reached porn start status) I won’t say it but I know men LOVE IT! *CROSSES FINGERS TO AVOID TYPIN IT*

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    SWEET CHEEKS RUN WHILE YOUR HEART AND EYES ARE STILL PURE!

  • mirsmommy

    Cinnamon Kisses Says:

    did yall see on the bad girls reunion….when perez was looking a Natalie…and she was like what? He said oh nothing just looking @ your acne….maybe I could get u a good dermatologist
    __________________________________________________

    :rofl: Yes!!!!!!!!!! He hurt Half Moon Chin’s feelings. I loved it!!!!

    Did you see where Flo tried to rip her head off????

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    yall it’s right there on the tip of my tongue and i wanna say it sooo bad but since it used to gross me out (it doesn’t any more since I’ve reached porn start status) I won’t say it but I know men LOVE IT! *CROSSES FINGERS TO AVOID TYPIN IT*
    _________________________________________________________

    Go on and type it, Brown. Stop actin like you scurred, girl. :lol:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    cheeks8683 Says:

    He’s 5?11 u say? I get a little excited over this because here lately the most I see or have holler at me are 5?7 or 5?8. I’m 5?10 and I love to wear heels so u can see where im coming from lol!

    Her SR clique!
    _____________________________
    Hey girl, I feel ya about 5’8 but I wear 5 inch heels on a regular. But height doesn’t mean as much when you lay them down. That goes for some of his thoughts on women too …don’t let him talk…just close his mouth with something wet :lick:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    CHB so you’ve done it with him standin up against the side of the bed and you were on your back lookin up at him too?????

  • speakinmymind

    **logs off** cuz BROWN is gonna have me in a neck brace!

  • cheeks8683

    @ Brown lol…y’all crack me up! I keep a tip card on what to do once I’m ready to hook someone up like that….lets just say I’m very unexperienced lol!

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Brown…yep!!!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ mirs…….yessss….. :rofl: that shyt was funny as hell……I was :rofl: the whole show

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    CHB :hug:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Speak i wont have you do anything I havent done myself!

  • cheeks8683

    @ CHB I know that’s right…when you’re horizontal its hard to distinguish height…unless of course u are a midgit…

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Brown we are>>>>here<<<<< my e-Pisces sister :hug:

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Cmon Brown…….spill it….share it :lol:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Cheeks…don’t forget to keep his mouth closed.
    An Immaculate Head game must be reciprocal dammit!

  • Candi Apple

    @Brown and CHB

    Thats my specialty :coffee: and it goes deeper that way without the gag. my e-homies

  • cheeks8683

    @ CHB indeed!!!

  • leapyearpisces

    I have so much I want to ask and add…but I am going to have to get another screenname..is that something I can reset myself or does Sandra have to do that….I am not incognito…I have been I’D’d in my real life.. :warning:

  • chase

    Ya’ll are funny today…. Got me cracking up in here….

  • mirsmommy

    speakinmymind Says:

    **logs off** cuz BROWN is gonna have me in a neck brace!
    _______________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    spill it leap year! would you like to email me and ask

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Candi Apple Says:

    @Brown and CHB

    Thats my specialty and it goes deeper that way without the gag. my e-homies
    _________________________

    I wish I didn’t have a gag reflex….but the fact I do gag and keep on going makes my hubby think I love him even more for working so hard to go deep. “He’s like you must really love this d****” :lolol:

  • Candi Apple

    After reading this post Dj Holiday gonna wanna do a live chat. See shawn garette you should have taken the ones without a real gravi

  • Candi Apple

    @CorporateHoodB-tch You can train yourself.

    I am sure he likes it though. Some men don’t like it messy and some men don’t like hands. It depends on your mate.

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Candi…although the first time I tried it…the gag turned into me :hurl: on his peen :oops: :rofl: I am much more careful now.

  • Candi Apple

    Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible

  • Candi Apple

    Not in one day but in time months, weeks it deepends

  • speakinmymind

    Candi Apple Says:

    Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible
    ——————————————–
    seeing as how i gag when i brush my tongue during toothbrushing, i don’t think i’ll ever be able to deep throat. :sad:

  • Tasia913

    C’mon Brown – spill the info on the popsicles…

  • Tasia913

    @speakinmymind Says:

    Candi Apple Says:

    Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible
    ——————————————–
    seeing as how i gag when i brush my tongue during toothbrushing, i don’t think i’ll ever be able to deep throat.
    ————————————–

    I am right there with ya… and I hate it… I can’t even swallow a pill bigger then an advil… :(

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ brown…. onlinefan just emailed me…and wants me to pass along some info….what’s ur email addy??

  • Candi Apple

    Leave the toothbursh in the most sensative area and let your body gag its life away. Repeat daily and eventually your mouth will adjust. You will go through alot of toothbrushes. I had the same problem so I understand. One day I said this has got to stop and did the process for a month or two. It works just don’t be scurd

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Cinnamon i just eemailed you, I didn’t post it on here since it has my gubment name in it

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    speakinmymind Says:

    Candi Apple Says:

    Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible
    _________________________________
    :yes: Keep it at a comfort level and then take one deep swoop at a time. You can measure you own gag level like this and your man will still appreciate the swoops.

    No matter how much I train myself…I realize I can’t perform on a full stomach cuz I have a short throat…but he can’t tell the difference cuz I have mastered it!!!

  • mirsmommy

    C’mon now, Cinnamon, Online, and Brown, yall holdin out on us. :lol:

  • speakinmymind

    Candi Apple Says:

    Leave the toothbursh in the most sensative area and let your body gag its life away. Repeat daily and eventually your mouth will adjust. You will go through alot of toothbrushes. I had the same problem so I understand. One day I said this has got to stop and did the process for a month or two. It works just don’t be scurd
    ——————————————
    i’ll try it and see. but hubby already laughs at me when i’m brushing my teeth cuz i come out the bathroom all red-eyed and sh.it

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ Brown….gotcha

    @ mirs…..it has to do with alla the nasty talk. I can’t post bcuz its not on anties blogroll…..email me ur addy and I will foward it.

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @cinnamon…email me activitycorporate @ yahoo.com

  • FloridaChick813

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    When it comes in the mail I’m going to thank him…just as if he picked it out….blowing bubbles (c)Brown
    ___________

    LMFAO :thumbsup:

  • FloridaChick813

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness.
    _______________

    Thats that shhhiiieetttt… A bish be blue in the face! :D

  • gypsyeyes

    sorry I’m late. Aries will be 37 on Thursday.
    The dirtier the better.

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Heeeey Flo…where have you been in the other post?

  • FloridaChick813

    << SCORPIO – Owwwww :danban:

    @ CHB – I was at lunch

  • LilMissRed

    Ok Ive been reading all these posts.. dayum near falling on the floor LOL’ing outloud! dare I say I’m at work!!! cause I gotz NATHAN done today trying to read these posts

  • LilMissRed

    ps.. sorry DJ.. this post may have started out about u, but it sure as h3ll didnt stay on u.. better luck next time brah!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ Corporate….did u get it??

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    ¿¿¿ da hell going on in here ???

  • FloridaChick813

    LOL @ LilMissRed && Man

  • QuettaV

    I WAS LURKING LIKE A FAGGOT IN A STRAGIHT BAR….. WHAT YALL TALKING BOUT. I NEED ANOTHER ACTIVITY BECAUSE THE FRUIT ROLL UP AINT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • Ms. Thickness

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness.

    __________________________________

    I WAS LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT

  • QuettaV

    IF THIS POST MAKE IT TO 400… I’LL BE A POOT BROCCOLLI HOE!!! :danban:

  • Ms. Thickness

    QuettaV Says:

    I WAS LURKING LIKE A FAGGOT IN A STRAGIHT BAR….. WHAT YALL TALKING BOUT. I NEED ANOTHER ACTIVITY BECAUSE THE FRUIT ROLL UP AINT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    ________________________________________

    LET HIM IN THE BACK DOOR..LOL

  • Candi Apple

    :rofl: Quetta

  • QuettaV

    AHHHH HELLL THAT BACK DOOR BEEN UNLOCKED!.. NEXT!

  • FloridaChick813

    LMFAO @ QuettaV :rofl:

    Speaking of pooting broccolli, I cant do the backdoor :nono: Its tooo…. toooo…. toooo…. painful.. :sad:

  • aqtpie

    :rofl:

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    :rofl: @ quetta

  • QuettaV

    @ FLORIDA… IT HAS TO BE AT THE RIGHT TIME WITH THE RIGHT PERSON…. HE HAS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELLLLLLL HE IS DOING!!!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ flo…..try it with you being on top….if u can’t do it from the back….and use LOTS of lube.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    @ Man

    Once again I have been a bad influence!

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    LMFAO @ QuettaV

    Speaking of pooting broccolli, I cant do the backdoor Its tooo…. toooo…. toooo…. painful..
    ___________________________
    Oh my :-o I would like to hear how gay men get used to this.
    Do they have any tips?

  • QuettaV

    GIRL GET YOU SOME VEGETABLE OIL AND SOME MELTED BUTTER AND LUBE, LUBE, LUBE…LIKE AN OIL CHANGE…… I’M JUST PLAYING…
    ———————————————————–
    :warning: Honey tried to use the warming ky jelly crap and I got 3rd degree burns in places i don’t want to say….just wanted to put that out there…. :wail:

  • FloridaChick813

    I only tried it with one person(BD), and he was rather large.. and I DAMN SURE aint tryin it with the man im with now :nono:

    Thats just gonna have to wait til I get into the “dirty 30’s” (c)Brown

    :lol:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Cinnamon….I got it :rofl: *DEAD* came back to life…put it on pause..so I can come back to it. It’s 45 min long!!!

  • Tasia913

    Oh no, not the backdoor… :) LOL

  • gypsyeyes

    ummmm, try anal eaze or astroglide.

  • Tasia913

    @FloridaChick813 Says:

    I only tried it with one person(BD),
    —————————————
    See, and you say that he is gay now, makes me wonder about all the backdooring :)LOL

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    I only tried it with one person(BD), and he was rather large.. and I DAMN SURE aint tryin it with the man im with now

    Thats just gonna have to wait til I get into the “dirty 30’s” (c)Brown
    __________________________________
    4 real tho…getting a big pickle in there is one thing….but repeated abuse of the booty…
    One girl told me she didn’t have any grip left in booty after her man finished. She couldn’t even clinch her cheeks together anymore.

  • QuettaV

    @ gypsyeyes… anal eaze wasn’t productive enough for me.. I like the sensitive ky gel.. it provided more lube and helped with the friction…. LMAO!!!

  • QuettaV

    LMAO @ Tasia913

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    *looks down upon the land of sandra rose* This is what I have started!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Oh chit! Yall talkin bout doin it in the azz!

  • Candi Apple

    I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in :rofl: it just ozzes out.

  • QuettaV

    YEP @ BROWN

  • FloridaChick813

    Tasia913 Says:

    @FloridaChick813 Says:

    I only tried it with one person(BD),
    —————————————
    See, and you say that he is gay now, makes me wonder about all the backdooring :)LOL
    __________

    Hmmm, thats what I said too… Now I just wander if he’s the giver or the receiver :hurl:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    @Brown…yes, you are to blame for Sodom and Gomorrah
    Did you see the video Cinnammon emailed?

  • QuettaV

    @ CANDI…. you just made me post a No more ENTRY sign to my azz!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

    4 real tho…getting a big pickle in there is one thing….but repeated abuse of the booty…
    One girl told me she didn’t have any grip left in booty after her man finished. She couldn’t even clinch her cheeks together anymore.
    ________________

    Not sure how true it is, or if my mom just wanted to SCARE ME STRAIGHT but her friend loved it in the a.s.s. and now she has lost all control of her muscles in her a.s.s. and cant hold her bowels, so she has to walk around with the s.h.i.t. bag.. Not sure the medical terminology..

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    :rofl: @ Brown

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    CHB I can’t view it here at work I have to look at it when I get home. Is it something you’ll think I’d like?????

  • QuettaV

    @ Corporate…. Not SOdOM AND GOMORRAH….

    *runs out the room** SLAM!!

  • Candi Apple

    Back door is a treat not an all you can eat

  • Tasia913

    @ Candi Apple Says:

    I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
    —————————————-
    :hurl: nasty…

    See, its bad enough that after having a baby your bladder gets “issues”, I’ll be damned if I have problems with the loose muscles in the booty hole :) LOL…

  • FloridaChick813

    Candi Apple Says:

    I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
    _________

    Well then, I guess my mama wasnt lying :shrug:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    Candi Apple Says:

    I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
    ________________________________________________
    :-o surgery?

    Sandra…we need a medical post on this, STAT!

    @Man…sorry, did we get to graphic for you, boo?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    so now they have to walk around with butt plugs! pacifiers for your butt!

  • LilMissRed

    oh my!!!! now anal! :popcorn:

  • Tasia913

    @FloridaChick813 Says:

    Tasia913 Says:

    @FloridaChick813 Says:

    I only tried it with one person(BD),
    —————————————
    See, and you say that he is gay now, makes me wonder about all the backdooring :)LOL
    __________

    Hmmm, thats what I said too… Now I just wander if he’s the giver or the receiver
    ————————————–

    LMAO!!!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    QuettaV Says:

    @ CANDI…. you just made me post a No more ENTRY sign to my azz!!!
    __________

    I always say… EXIT ONLY!!!!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    Tasia913 Says:

    @ Candi Apple Says:

    I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
    —————————————-
    nasty…

    See, its bad enough that after having a baby your bladder gets “issues”, I’ll be damned if I have problems with the loose muscles in the booty hole LOL…
    ________

    LMAO… Okay!!!!!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    :rofl:

  • QuettaV

    ** has ear pressed agaisnt the door trying to hear what they are talking about… not trying to go back into the room of SODOM AND GOMORRAH!!!!! :surprised:

  • CorporateHoodB-tch

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    so now they have to walk around with butt plugs! pacifiers for your butt!
    __________________
    :rofl: Of course the video has info that you and I already know…but seeing this lady doing it on the video…made me fall out my chair.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI APPLE
    “Back door is a treat not an all you can eat”
    _______________________________________________________________

    ROFLMAO!!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    How many ladies that have tried anal enjoyed it?

  • gypsyeyes

    raises hand/both hands.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    * looks around to see who else is gonna raise their hand before me… PHUCK IT I HAVE!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!

  • FloridaChick813

    LMFAO @ Gypsy and Brown

    :rofl:

    DEAD DEAD DEAD

  • QuettaV

    :D: is all I am saying!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    whhhooooeeee memories

  • QuettaV

    like it more than a faggot lurking at a straight bar….. :smile:

  • LilMissRed

    LMAO HARD!!!!!!! I have and can only do it when I’m drunk.. yeah I said it D.R.U.N.K. thats the only time I’m relaxed enuff.. so hubby knows if he wants it.. THATS the time to get it..otherwise.. its a :nono:

    This is the time I’d chime in with my ‘DONT JUDGE ME’ but shiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd with the previous posts… aint no judging poppin off up un herrrrrrr

  • FloridaChick813

    Well im feeling like the minority right about now

    :D

  • gypsyeyes

    shyt i had so much fun I lost my mind and got pregnant one night. She’s 4 now!!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol: @ QuettaV && LilMissRed

    #notjuding

    #interesting

  • Ms. Thickness

    YES…HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD THE BIG “O” FROM IT YET…YES I HAD ONE FROM BACK DOOR ACTION AND I PROMISE YOU IT FEELS 10XS BETTER THAN THE NORM

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Now FLO dont get me wrong cause that aint happenin on a regular but and yeah I have to be in the mood

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    HOLY GUACOMOLE BATMAN! YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL!!!

  • ms.truth

    on the day I decide to take a break from SR, yall want to have a good convo! aint that some mess…is this a fruit roll up convo again??

  • QuettaV

    @LILMISS…. a couple bottles of Moscato have to be on hand… if not then he knows it ain’t popping off like that!

    :nono:

  • QuettaV

    @LILMISS…. a couple bottles of Moscato have to be on hand… if not then he knows it ain’t popping off like that!

    :nono:

  • Tasia913

    @BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    HOLY GUACOMOLE BATMAN! YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL!!!
    ——————————————————-

    :rofl: I was laughing so hard I just spit my water everywhere… yes, I am a spitter, but I do strive to be a swallower ;)LOL #dontjudgeme

  • Ms. Thickness

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    HOLY GUACOMOLE BATMAN! YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL!!!

    _____________________________

    NO…BUT YOU CAN HAVE AN O FROM DOING IT

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Yall stooooopid…. :rofl:

    *raises hand* its not all the time….but I have and I liked it.

    How many of yall been to the skrip club??

  • QuettaV

    Sorry don’t know why the computer posted it twice….
    _———————————————————–

    we made it to 400.. I guess I’m a poot broccolli hoe! :blunt: *pootin’*

  • FloridaChick813

    LMAO @ BrownSuga – Girl u are a mess!!!!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    MS THICKNESS I SAID EARLIER I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!

    TASIA! SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!!!!!!!

  • Candi Apple

    Anal is enjoyable. I think its the sexiest position when looking in a mirror. But only on holidays i.e Christmas, New Years and birthday. Its a treat

  • Buddafly

    @ Candi, LMAO!

  • Tasia913

    @Cinnamon Kisses Says:

    How many of yall been to the skrip club??
    —————————————–

    Now THAT is DEFINITELY on the agenda for me and my man… :yea:

  • FloridaChick813

    LOL @ QuettaV & Tasia

    @ Cinnamon Kisses – I go all the time. My BFF is a dancer… Also, BrownSuga and I used to dance over a Sandra Roses’ from time to time (lol, inside joke) :lol:

  • QuettaV

    @ CANDI APPLE… how about Valentines Day, ST Patricks Day, and July 4th… Actually he only get’s it once a year and that is on Good Friday!!!!!!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Dead @ Quetta :rofl:

  • Daisy

    *throws holy oil at all yall* :lol:

    Yall are really going in *no pun intended*

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Candi are the 4 times a yr I make love!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    *those

  • Tasia913

    @BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    MS THICKNESS I SAID EARLIER I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!

    TASIA! SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!!!!!!!
    —————————————-
    LMAO – I am striving for a higher status :) LOL

    Now I have had an “O”s from giving oral, but an “O” from anal, hmmmmm… interesting… but I don’t think I am intrigued enough quite yet… :)

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    @ Cinnamon Kisses – I go all the time. My BFF is a dancer… Also, BrownSuga and I used to dance over a Sandra Roses’ from time to time (lol, inside joke)

    ***********************************************

    Please don’t tell ‘em the name of my strip club. I’m a silent partner. Thanks. :-D

  • Candi Apple

    :rofl: @Quetta

    Nah but Valentines day is ok

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    I go all the time too. :ashamed: its fun too let loose :lolol:

  • Ms. Thickness

    @Cinnamon Kisses Says:

    How many of yall been to the skrip club??
    —————————————–

    YES…ITS FUNNY HOW THIS POST MADE 400 AND ONLY 10 ARE ABOUT THE ACTUAL TOPIC..

  • LilMissRed

    @QuettaV :cheers:

  • Tasia913

    LMAO @ at like the last 5 comments…

  • QuettaV

    I skrip for skrimp!!!

  • Candi Apple

    @Brownsuga Yeah the rest of the time its just F’ing. :rofl:

  • QuettaV

    ahhhhhhhhhh dam Auntie Sandra is reading alllll this!!!!! :wail:

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    :rofl: @ ayntee

    @ Tasia…..it won’t disappoint him. :lol:

  • gypsyeyes

    Whatever Brown. You know what I mean.

    I’m not feeling good right now either. Anyone have Fibroids that you feel like you can’t walk sometimes? that’s what I’m feeling now. Have had them for some months now and me no likey. I hope that my ‘visitor’ has slowed up by my birthday Thursday because I don’t want to spend that day in pain.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Candi Apple Says:

    @Brownsuga Yeah the rest of the time its just F’ing
    *****************************
    Candi we have battles! Like Ali and Frazier!

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol: @ Auntie

    ((wipes sweat from forehead)) Whhhheeewwww, I thought I was gettin in trouble for a second there :)

  • FloridaChick813

    QuettaV Says:

    ahhhhhhhhhh dam Auntie Sandra is reading alllll this!!!!!
    ________

    :yes:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    my oh my my SR women are off the chain today early lol

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Gypsy I would get them all the time and wouldn’t know until they burst

    Candi We’re like Rocky and Apollo we just gone keep goin at it!

  • Candi Apple

    Ok so now the cats out the bag. Like am I the only person who likes to ummm “do it” everyday. And uumm more than 3 times if possible. I think I need to seek help. I can be mad as hell at my husband but will still “do it” and then go sleep in another room.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Sandra I sincerely apologize because here lately I have been the cause of your readers goin off topic and I feel like I have disrepescted you. I will try to adhere to your rules!

  • Candi Apple

    :rofl: @Brownsuga

  • gypsyeyes

    See y’all later.

  • Buddafly

    Tasia913 Says:

    @BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    MS THICKNESS I SAID EARLIER I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!

    TASIA! SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!!!!!!!
    —————————————-
    LMAO – I am striving for a higher status LOL

    Now I have had an “O”s from giving oral, but an “O” from anal, hmmmmm… interesting… but I don’t think I am intrigued enough quite yet…
    ___________________________________________________________

    Im with you the O’s from giving he@d is not like anal.
    I like anal sex but it is a treat in my house.

    I told ya’ll before he almost made me jump up and run out of the house naked.

  • Tasia913

    I definietly like it atleast once a day :) Nothing like a good stress reliever… especially on my lunch hour :) and again at night… oh, and don’t get me started on the morning “wood” :) LOL

  • Candi Apple

    Well it wasn’t like this was the best post look at the subject matter. :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol: @ candi apple

    (singing)

    you are not alone
    I am here with you

    Im the same way. Love s.e.x. Would love to do it everyday. Morning and night if possible. Always think about s.e.x. Loves to think about s.e.x. Also wishes to seek help for this. I feel like a nympho sometimes.

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ candi …..u aint the only one…..girlllllll u aint. :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Tasia,

    Well call the lunch one “a nooner”

    :lolol:

  • free

    Candi Apple Says: Anal is enjoyable. I think its the sexiest position when looking in a mirror. But only on holidays i.e Christmas, New Years and birthday. Its a treat

    **************************************************

    i’m scared to do this. do you have toiletry problems afterward?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    bye gypsaayyyy!

    Flo I’m a counselor…………

  • Tasia913

    @Flo :) L.O.V.E my nooners… Nothing like going back to work with a “perm-a-grin” :-D

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Gypsy –

    Hope u feel better lady!

  • ms.truth

    *raises hand*

    I have a question…how can you go longer without your neck hurting??

    I want to be superwoman come honeymoon night :yes:

  • Candi Apple

    @free After the first time it hurts. But, it really depends on the person and their tolerence to pain.

  • FloridaChick813

    ((hides behind Free))

    Im scared to do it as well

  • Ms. Thickness

    YES…MY MAN WILL WAKE UP 4 IN THE MORNING FOR IT. HE HAD TO BE TO WORK AT 6 HE SET THE ALARM FOR 4 JUST SO HE CAN GET IT…LOL..I WAS LIKE OKAY BUT ARE YOU SERIOUS.

  • Candi Apple

    You should take a dump before because if not you wont be able to control your impulse to chit. But no bathroom problems after the first time. The bathroom problems set in when you take it out of treat mode.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    ms truth I have a tempurpedic mattress so i find it’s easier when he’s standin over me and im on my knees and hands on his thighs

  • FloridaChick813

    Im out ya’ll

    See ya tomorrow

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    bye aunt flo

  • Candi Apple

    later flo

  • Ms. Thickness

    ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO HOME AND PREPARE FOR ROUND 2…GOODNITE ALL BE SAFE AND GO HOME AND ENJOY YOUR MAN AS MUCH AS I AM…GOTTA GO TO WALLY WORLD AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE FOR MY SUNDAE. LOL

  • free

    Candi Apple Says: You should take a dump before because if not you wont be able to control your impulse to chit. But no bathroom problems after the first time. The bathroom problems set in when you take it out of treat mode.

    ****************************************************

    i feel like i should do it just so he can say he got it from me once but i’mma have to get hella drunk first. after we got married he was definitely trying but playing like he wasn’t.

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Brown…

    You know you a nasty arse freak arse… when I left this piece 3 hours ago and you were talking about somebody standing over you and handing out directions and damn if I don’t come back three hours later you still talking about somebody standing over you and their thang in your mouth and you still handing out intsructions….thats just a stone cold freak right there! woo-chile you got me crying right now…i am laughing so hard…LMAO…

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • leapyearpisces

    and I am scared to see what y’all been talking about because when i left we were in the one hundreds and now we are almost in the five…and I got a glance about somebody told somebody to use the bathroom first….so I can only imagine where the posts have led….

    PS: Has anybody checked on Quetta? Because if y’all talking about what I think y’all talking about…I know she done has an all out cardiac arrest……

  • leapyearpisces

    *I know she’s had an all out cardiac arrest.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Yall are killing me today. All the anal talk is hilarious.

    Ok ok… what else have you tried that you liked that you didn’t think you would like..

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Leap year I am appalled! I was just offerin suggestions! I can’t help it that I’m such a sexual person!

  • ms.truth

    @brown…

    what if his knees get weak?? LOL!! I need a backup plan!

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    O..M..G!!! Y’all a@@ r going hard in under this post…LMAO @ all y’all!

    Man, I just don’t care™ Says: “How many ladies that have tried anal enjoyed it?”

    Both hands down…ain’ goin lie, I tried it and did not enjoy it at all!!! That is the most uncomfortable feeling. Neva again. And for a guy to enjoy it, such a turn off.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I’m done givin out free tips!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    if his knees get weak then you go in for the kill!

  • Candi Apple

    A few of my friends took a 1/2 of a muscle relaxer before they did anal for the first time.

  • leapyearpisces

    @Brown:

    Your arse aint one bit appalled….ain’t fooling me..LOL…you a freak and you proud…ain’t…mad at ya… just had me rolling….I was like I know this chick ain’t still talking about somebody standing over arse…LMAO…..

    and………has anybody check on Quetta????? LOL…

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    you suck it like your life depends on it!

  • leapyearpisces

    Hell, I will do it myself….

    Quetta….Quetta…..where are you????? You okay????

  • Tasia913

    @BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    if his knees get weak then you go in for the kill!
    —————————————————
    Now that’s what I am talking about :) LOL

  • ms.truth

    :rofl: yall are trying to have me where I don’t EVER talk again!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    leapyear I’m like 2 live Crew! Nasty As I Wanna Be! There are things I left out for the sake of others!

    QUETTA QUETTA WHERE FOR ART THOU?????

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    ALRIGHT PEEPS HAVE A GOOD ONE!

  • leapyearpisces

    One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness. I had to laugh he must have forgot the Freak he was dealing with
    ************************************************************
    Corp,

    Just saw your post…LMAO…yeah, really…that is laughable……you would think they would know by now…but i find…they still get suprised by the freakiness….LOL

  • leapyearpisces

    QUETTA QUETTA WHERE FOR ART THOU?????
    ************************************************************

    She has forsaken us all…

    Have a good one Brown…now, don’t let me lurk tomorrow morning and you still talking about somebody standing over you!!! :rofl:

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Goodnite…Brown.

    Quetta…u a’ight???

  • Krysi J

    Well Dayum

    Anal?

    So sawwwRy, they’ll never get it outta me….thats just to much :nono:

    #notjudging

    yall have fun with that….I’ll just keep the fruit rollup trick in mind for the future.

    hell…what happened to the popsickles and shyt

    that anal shyt makes me :hurl: I just see that az gay sex.

  • qtipthecat

    I agree with you Krysi.
    If a man wants asks me for that Im thinkin hes a homo.

  • mirsmommy

    Cinnamon Kisses Says:

    @ Brown….gotcha

    @ mirs…..it has to do with alla the nasty talk. I can’t post bcuz its not on anties blogroll…..email me ur addy and I will foward it.
    __________________________________________________

    I’m all extra late. mirsmommy0806@yahoo.com :lol:

  • QuettaV

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    leapyear I’m like 2 live Crew! Nasty As I Wanna Be! There are things I left out for the sake of others!

    QUETTA QUETTA WHERE FOR ART THOU?????
    ————————————————————-
    leapyearpisces Says:

    Hell, I will do it myself….

    Quetta….Quetta…..where are you????? You okay????
    ———————————————————–
    Cinnamon Kisses Says:

    Goodnite…Brown.

    Quetta…u a’ight??
    ———————————————————–
    I was drunk passed out in the KORNA!