Celebs Out & About: Lady Gaga, Mario, Rosa Acosta, Ray J
Teh Ghey singer Mario and his beard Dez were spotted leaving Abe & Arthur’s in NYC last night. I;m told they waited for an hour until the paparazzi finally showed up so they could make their grand exit. 
Video entertainer Rosa Acosta was also there showing her azz while waiting for the paps. This is what the concept of entertainment has been reduced to.
Proving that the show must go on, pop singer Lady Gaga performed live in the driving rain on NBC’s “Today” at Rockefeller Center in NYC this morning.
I like Lady Gaga, even though she’s a narcissist, because she is the epitome of an entertainer.
Brandy’s brother Ray J performed live at Talay in NYC last night. If you recall, Ray J gained fame from a sex tape he put out with that other fame whore, Kim Kardashian.
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Deez bytches motivate me to stay in the GYM and DISGUST da shyt OUtta me at the same time
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Thinks Ray J is really cute.
Does Gaga ever not show her underwear? It’s getting pretty lame now.
Dez = Toucan Sam …suddenly I’m thinking of froot loops
I don’t really care for Ray J….but he looks a lil right in that pic
Mario’s beard is soooo old looking, she reminds of a trailor park senior with dentures! Rose Acosta’s face is all the wayy of…I don’t think I would want to be famous for my azz!
Ray J is such a cutie but it reads he performed. ummmm Does he have any new material out??? or is still performing One Wish??
LMAO @ mario
Krysi J says:
Deez bytches motivate me to stay in the GYM and DISGUST da shyt OUtta me at the same time
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Krysi J says:
Deez bytches motivate me to stay in the GYM and DISGUST da shyt OUtta me at the same time
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Ray J is on my list of cute ppl who are corny (Terrance J/CB)
Dez is getting in that car the WRONG way
Does anyone get into a car that way?
@ Daisy……..Yeah he’s a cornball but I love how he loves his family.
All this plastic, and silicone, and melted down jellybean sandals these women are injecting themselves with is going to catch up with them in the long run.
I foresee funerals being cheaper becuase of these montrosities. They can simply be microwaved, poured into a vase, and corked for eternity.
Deez bytches motivate me to stay in the GYM and DISGUST da shyt OUtta me at the same time
dez is to used to having her azz in the air look athe way she going in the car
KayCeiSoul says:
All this plastic, and silicone, and melted down jellybean sandals these women are injecting themselves with is going to catch up with them in the long run.
I foresee funerals being cheaper becuase of these montrosities. They can simply be microwaved, poured into a vase, and corked for eternity.
You ain’t lie 
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lady gag is too much for me just too much
Naw. I knew Ray J before that tape…now Kim…
Ray is wearing Radii’s..
I’m sorry Mario, but Dez aint it
I saw CaCa’s performance this morning; with her … looking self. It was good tho.
I like lady gaga’s music but the videos are too extra.
I like Dez’s dress its cute.
Ray J, looks like a round the way dude here.
Who’s Rosa Acosta?? Is she advertising her services or something??
@Dimpz did you cut your hair?
saucy1 says:
Does anyone get into a car that way?
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Mario’s side piece looks off. Can’t quite put my finger on what makes her weird (transgendered)?
@Krsyi & Flo—-Rosa actually looks like she could hit the gym herself. She’s some unflattering back fat and I’m not talking about her azz.
Why is dez getting in the car like that
is her body use to that position 
Someone please tell me why Gaga is looking like Liza Minelli?
lakercrazy says:
dez is to used to having her azz in the air look athe way she going in the car
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Laker: cute baby in the photo btw!
*the back fat that her hair is supposed to be covering up*
Isn’t rosa Acosta
NB
Rosa Acosta’s thighs look a little hail damaged…
Lady G needs a nose job
She def. needs some toning! Its funny though how photoshop makes these bit.ches look perfect. But REAL pictures expose all the flaws. LOL
Krysi J says:
Deez bytches motivate me to stay in the GYM and DISGUST da shyt OUtta me at the same time
Dez’s attempt to go from ashy to classy doesnt appear to be working all thaat well
dez is so used to bending over azz in the air man behind u ready to pump!!! bish stuck in that position
@isa thanks
Dez is not cute at all. Ugh.
I too, think Ray-J is attractive. I don’t like how he acts on his show, but he is a cutie.
Lady Gaga scares me more and more everyday.
ok dez’s dress is kewte!! i want one
@ OTB….A lil bit plus, i’z a fan of extensions. LOL
How are you?
GROUPIE ALERT!!! Again, somebody should be all over Derwin’s cute self.
:ontopic: Too bad Ray J doesn’t live in Atl.
If Dez is a groupie and Mario is the best she can do, then she really needs to step her groupie game up.
She looks like a trashy meth-addicted tranny prostitute – we see you with that RAINBOW DRESS on
@IsaiahsMom is that Devante in ur gravi??? I used to love me some him
Dez just came out of nowhere and now she hot…. NOT
I am really starting to think Dez is a Tranny something is so harsh about it’s body
Rosta Acosta is FUGLY for real
RayJ look cute in that pic but BLEH anyway
Me too @Dimpz
And I’m well, thank you. Your hair looks good. I pretty much always like asymmetric styles.
mstayindc – Is that Rickey Smiley in your Gravi? That man is hilarous!
@ corporatehood idk where the Game is shooting but I want to stalk Derwin when he come down here
@OTB…I agree weave doesn’t devalue a woman. Whatever, a woman chooses she just gotta keep it looking good. In my experience, men just like the woman to look their best, if some weave or some makeup is needed they don’t care. Just be well kept, right?
WTF Dez, didn’t your parental units teach you anything besides face down ass up? What female gets into a car head first, especially in a dress? What? Am I too old school?
Choco says:
I am really starting to think Dez is a Tranny something is so harsh about it’s body
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Not IT’S!!
puts me in the mind of y’all on that post about “shim” that y’all named!
Dez body lookin good!
I see she know the proper way to enter a car for a lady of her body type. 
Rosa, you lookin proper for a good pounding!
**Still detest Ray J for defiling Kim K.! Lame azz nigga.**
I’m really disappointed in Mario. I was such a fan of his and to see him playing himself for some 2 bit sack chasing groupy is just crazy to me. I mean he has to know that she wouldn’t give him the time of day of if wasn’t who he was and she probably using him as a cruch to get deeper into the industry. Oh well!
Ray J has ALWAYS been cute to me. I love him every since “One Wish”
Speaking of Rosa IT -Acosta -Ass, is there an excersise that targets back fat? Real to death question.
Ebony says:
@ corporatehood idk where the Game is shooting but I want to stalk Derwin when he come down here
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Sandra, please investigate —inquiring minds want to know. #teamderwin
Man, I just don’t care™ says: Dez body lookin good! I see she know the proper way to enter a car for a lady of her body type.
Rosa, you lookin proper for a good pounding!
This is why ya’ll can’t tell ladies from hoes!!!!!!! YUCK!!!
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OTB, I knew Ray J before Kim K. He used to take b*tches out the mall, and put em on to some real groupie game. He cakes, and he even got his chan snatched
Ask him if he remembers Beth and Tita 
Ray-J = doormat
I don’t know why these people are fooled by his acting skills
@Keara
I even think SHIM is a compliment for IT
do you see how IT is getting the car who in the hell climbs in a car like that a IT
chan = chain
my bad
Thetruth32 says:
Dez just came out of nowhere and now she hot…. NOT
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IKR? I’m sure it’s because she had a jelly-azz injection. Women like her (stone faced and awkward as fluck) fly under the radar until they get a jelly-azz injection. Then, and only then, are they detectable (beep…beep…beep) to a man’s internal satellite/GPS system.
@ OTB……… It’s still shoulder length, one side is twisted up and I have the other side curled kinda tight.
LMAO @ Man. I’mma pray for the return of Kim’s Virtue. Damn that Ray J!
@Man
How do you go from KimK who is way better looking than both of those scallywags-Dez and Rosa look good-Where AT?
lakercrazy says:
dez is so used to bending over azz in the air man behind u ready to pump!!! bish stuck in that position
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@iciaantica says:
Ray J is such a cutie but it reads he performed. ummmm Does he have any new material out??? or is still performing One Wish??
*************************************************************************Has has a new song out called Hood Girl with Moonie (Feat. Ray J)… lol
@GGOUCH
“Dez body lookin good! I see she know the proper way to enter a car for a lady of her body type.
Rosa, you lookin proper for a good pounding!
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This is why ya’ll can’t tell ladies from hoes!!!!!!! YUCK!!!”
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Naw, we know the difference. That’s what the women don’t like! Can’t fool us!
ggouch, you pretty much gonna have to get into weight lifting mode for the back fat. any time you’re working muscles in a particular area, they’r egoing ot feed off the fat reserve in said area.
So get to flexing those latissimus dorsii!
@ GGouch………..Lateral Pulldowns and pull ups work for the back fat.
@MZ DIMPLEZ
“I’mma pray for the return of Kim’s Virtue. Damn that Ray J!”
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Don’t worry, she reclaimin it everyday! She’s a lady thru and thru!
There’s a special place in hell for Ray J! Don’t you worry about him.
Is there an excersise that targets back fat rolls like her’s
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ GGouch………..Lateral Pulldowns and pull ups work for the back fat.
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That’s what’s up cutie!! Thank you!
ReadTheBlog says:
ggouch, you pretty much gonna have to get into weight lifting mode for the back fat. any time you’re working muscles in a particular area, they’r egoing ot feed off the fat reserve in said area.
So get to flexing those latissimus dorsii!
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Educate me RTB, where are the latissimus dorsii?
@CHOCO
“How do you go from KimK who is way better looking than both of those scallywags-Dez and Rosa look good-Where AT?”
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Are you LOOKING
at Dez’s body?????? Look at her hit that toot posistion! Now her face hurtin but that body is on point.
Rosa could lose a few pounds but she thick and look like she can throw it back at a nigga!
Along with the lat pulldowns that Mz Dimplez suggested for her back fat, Rosa also needs to do some squats for those dimples in the back of her thighs, too.
@ GGouch….Thank you. You’re welcome!
@ Man…..Please don’t damn Ray to the South Side of Hell for defiling Kim. LOL
@RTB no its not ricky (love him too). its a pic from the movie five heartbeats when the drugged out member came back to show the group that “he still had it” but looked a hot mess.
iciaantica says:
Mario’s beard is soooo old looking, she reminds of a trailor park senior with dentures! Rose Acosta’s face is all the wayy of…I don’t think I would want to be famous for my azz!
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lol I think that is what Kim Kardashian is famous for…
56 ggouch says:
Speaking of Rosa IT -Acosta -Ass, is there an excersise that targets back fat? Real to death question.
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A lot of women start getting it between the age of 30 and 40. So, how old is Rosa claiming to be?
Anyway, I don’t know the proper name for the machine…but it works the lats (term?). They way it is used: you stretch you arms out above your head in a “V” motion and pull the the handles down to your sides. Then pull the lower handles down low up to your side.
@ebony I was waiting on somebody to say that
@ Keara…….. yeah squats are the business! Throw some lunges in there, a chick is GOOD!
Man, I just don’t care™
Men can tell a lady from a ho, but the can’t distinguish a ho from a tranny-ho, which is why y’all get caught up :omg:
What happened to men wanting to be in the presence of beautiful, intelligent and morally upright women
mstayindc says:
@RTB no its not ricky (love him too). its a pic from the movie five heartbeats when the drugged out member came back to show the group that “he still had it” but looked a hot mess.
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“Nights like this…I-i wish…raindrops would Fa-a-a-allll”
My ALL TIME favorite movie!
@READ THE BLOG
“Men can tell a lady from a ho, but the can’t distinguish a ho from a tranny-ho, which is why y’all get caught up :omg:
What happened to men wanting to be in the presence of beautiful, intelligent and morally upright women ”
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Yeah, we know a tranny-hoes too.
Beautiful, intelligent and morally upright is cool and all. I mean, that’s a all extra and chit. As long as you bootyful we can work with everything else.
@34 THAT GRAVI IZ BEA-U-TIFUL
I can hear ol’ Eddie Kane now
“NIghts like thIS….I.I..WiSH, rain Drops would FAAaaaAAAaaaAAALLLllllLLL”
Cute pics, FLO, Khandi, and Mz.Dimpz!!
@kearalove ME TOO!!! “Cant nobody sang like Eddie Cain Jr” lmao but when he opened up that trench coat and was like “naaaaiinnn”
The lats are the muscles along the back that when body builders flex, they look like wings…they attatch at the back of the waist and run up to the humerus and triceps (upper back of arm), and working the muscle will help alleviate back fat. Your arems will probably get a little big too, in the process –
GUNS!
Dez look like that actor Adrien Brody.
aremes? I mean arms uuugh!
Jinx @ Kearalove…I see that you’ve already covered quote….so I’ll fast forward to “*whispers* How’s it feel to Be MEEeeeeee”
@Man
Yeah I see Dez’ body and that’s why I think she’s a tranny there is nothing supple about her
Hey Ggouch…
The tranny in the rainbow bright dress made my eyes bleed!!!!!!!!!
@ mstayindc “naaaaiinnn”
@ KrysiJ “*whispers* How’s it feel to Be MEEeeeeee”
Dam.n both of y’all! Now I gotta watch it this weekend!
@ Krsyi…TY
thought bubble for mario (yea I bought it so what)
Lady Gag…need I say more?
Ray J is a cutie
Rosa looks tired
Dez ugly as shat! Aint no question about that!
LLLOOVVVVEEEE Lady GAG! She’s the modern day Madonna…what will she do next?!
Amber Hose had on the exact same shoes Dez has on…lets hope they dont swap clothes like they do bodily fluids #imjussayin
Thanksssssss Krysi J
Dez lookin like her birth name was Desmond or Donald.
And with a face like that, she needs to stay in that position she’s in, face down, azz up.
Rosa Acosta needs to stick with the short hair, and work on that back fat.
@Krysi … I agree, when I sae a female with a nice tone bod, I am motivated too.
I don’t care to see Dez & Mario though – DList Celebs don’t interest me.
The necklace that Mario is wearing is hawt…luvs the new trend of black diamonds.
@Flo…you didn’t respond to my comment about the two hot bods in my gravi?
ok @iyonah LLS
I am so damn tired today GOD I could fall asleep under my desk
How does Mario have money? Why is Rosa’s back fat considered her butt? Why does Dez look like **** underneath a rainbow dress?
Ray J could get the bizness, cliffnotes, and etch-a-sketch from me!
I’m a freak in the sheets and just wouldn’t lay there like Kimmy Kakes did……I go hard in the mofuggin paint!!!!
In more interesting news….
**MY B-DAY IS NOW IN 7 DAYS**
#nowbacktoregularlyscheduledprogramming
Sometimes pull downs or excerise period won’t get rid of back fat u just have to deal or get it sucked out but Good Luck all the same
I like Madonna GaGa not so much
@snooty u can’t speak what up
meanNsurly says:
How does Mario have money? Why is Rosa’s back fat considered her butt? Why does Dez look like **** underneath a rainbow dress?
Ray J could get the bizness, cliffnotes, and etch-a-sketch from me!
I’m a freak in the sheets and just wouldn’t lay there like Kimmy Kakes did……I go hard in the mofuggin paint!!!!
HEYYYYY EVERYBODY!! I gave my employer 4 good hard work hours so now I’m treating myself to sum Sandra Rose for the next 4 hrs!
Hey SNOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So my trainer (who is a cutie pie) is really starting to rev up my workout…and I love it!! He is so serious. He even calls me at night to go over what I have eaten for the day. He suggested a vitamin regimen that is beyond awesome. My vitamin regimen is so on point…I can feel my body doing some heavy heavy detoxing.
But today, he and I are bumping heads, he wants me to take a BEFORE picture of myself in a bathing suit….THE HORROR!!!!!!!!! I am like (in my Sophie color purple voice): HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW. HE told me I was being stubborn and that I have to be fully committed. I was saying in my head: NinJa, I don’t even own a dang nabbit bathing suit…NOT TO MENTION when I am body right…I am coming for your sexy single azz…do you think I want YOU to have fat girl pictures of me laying around?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He wants to take it Saturday when we meet what can I do to get out of this without pissing him off
HEY MEAN! that is my favorite gravi of yours!!! I love RETHA and the twins
Dez looks a mess…I have lost all respect for Mario. That bish knows good and well you don not get in the car like that. My bad men/trannies don’t know the proper way to enter a car do they?
I think Ray J is a cutie but his attitude sucks. Lady GaGa is on some other type ish…but it works for her. What was the point of Rosa to make a big deal about her short hair just to be seen in tacky azz beauty store wigs now? shoot she could have at least bought a decent lace front.
ReadTheBlog says:
The lats are the muscles along the back that when body builders flex, they look like wings…they attatch at the back of the waist and run up to the humerus and triceps (upper back of arm), and working the muscle will help alleviate back fat. Your arems will probably get a little big too, in the process – GUNS!
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Like Serna williams guns or 1st Lady Michelle guns?
Hey Daisy.. Sorry Chica
I spoke in the Lebron post… You must of have missed it… How are you on this fun Friday?????
@ GGouch…you may get an extra inch or so on your arm but, not enough to go slam anyone. LOL The pulldown is a primary back exercise and it works the arm as a secondary since you use them to pull/control the bar.
Dez is not cute. She looks hard in the face. I’m sure Mario can do better. And is she borrowing Amber Rose’s shoes? Didn’t she have on some shoes like that when she had on her bright colored dress?
He wants to take it Saturday when we meet what can I do to get out of this without pissing him off
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Show up Nude
ggouch says:
He wants to take it Saturday when we meet what can I do to get out of this without pissing him off
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Ask him if you can take it in a tank top (so you can see your arms) or sports bra (so you can see your entire upper body) and some shorts (so you can see your legs). If he is a good trainer, he should understand that you are uncomfortable. Also, a good way to track your progress is by measuring your body parts before and after. HTH!
@GG: Where have u been? I hardly hear from you anymore……Hopefully you won’t forget about me now since the “Twins” are my gravi!!!
Afternoon fam…I just made it to work
@Civil
OOOOOOHHHH what did you do last nite we need some spice up in here
@Civil
What the hell u come in for?
Hey Civil .. how is everything?
HEy Civil
Hey CIVIL!!!
If I show up nude….are relationship will never be the same, because he will probally need therepy OMG…I am horrified!!! I asked about t-shirt shorts, even sports bra…he insist that it has to be in a bikini…because it is the closest thing to being nude….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I dont wanna!!!!!!!!!
Hi Civil….Hey Choco
Are my eyes deceiving me @ Mean’s gravi? O_o tell me its photoshopped!
Hey Choco…how are those bee pollen pills working for you? I’m thinking about placing an order today.
Nothing juicy…I took a nap last night and stayed up til about 6 this morning. Woke up at 9:30…beat the hell out of the alarm, didn’t wake up again until 11:15
Cutting into my ends…
And I’m still barely eating
@ ggouch
eventually so go on and show him what you working wit!
Well…since he’s single, in shape, AND insists on you showing up in a ‘kini…I’m taking that as he wants to
@Keara
Yes girl they work real good I eat so little now I’m glad tho I haven’t experienced any side effects so that is such a plus
@GG…what you talkin bout?? Catch me up
@Civil
Aww baby would you like a back rub to ease all that tension
Hey Mz how are you this Friday
@Iyonah:
Its all ‘Retha’s tiddays! Arent they lovely?
@ Choco
It’s the site with the flowers in the background right?
@Ggouch
He wants you and I bet you are probably the only one thinking you look horrible nude-we always do that to ourselves
@Keara
Yes that’s the official site let me know if they still have the customer appreciation week you get free 12 pills
What exactly is Mario doing? I mean career wise???
@ Choco…I’m ok, tired as hell for some reason though.
Heyyyy Er’body! *waves*
*scrolling back up*
Even in white Gag Lady can still manage to look dirty!
@ggouch…I know you didn’t ask for my opinion but…I make it rule to not take unflattering photos if I can help it. That’s self destructive not motivating.
I would show up in a sportsbar and some teeney tiny shorts or what you feel most comfortable in but yet skimpy as possible.
My former trainer, Chris…could win a Mr. Universe contest with looks and body…and I would never embarass myself in front of him. Hmph :/
@Mz
You know what me too and someone said it’s this weather girl I am beat
heeyyyyyy His!
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Even in white Gag Lady can still manage to look dirty!
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Just like Lisa Ray!!!!
Hey His gurrrrrlllll!
hey choco, his, man, and les how are yall doing this beutiful friday??
Hey @His!!!!!
brown how did ya exam go??
Hey Laker
Im good and tired but glad it’s Friday
Got some good last night still on cloud 9
@choco i had my man on puss* restriction i know iknow its not right he went 1 week without it last night he
like he wasent sure wen he was gonna see ms.cucat (yes i do have a name for mine) then he beat it out the frame 
it was soooooo good i was like dam i shoudl hold out on his azz more ofter
@choco how are them pills working?? lost anyweight yet?
Kimi I’ll know next week but I know for damn sure I didnt get an A and I’m pissed! Some of the crap I hadn’t even seen before! I’ll have tro send u this pic I took of his fat lazy azz!
@ Mean –
and GONE … 
So you know what event her twins were lying out at? I have never seen that pic & I am sure the urban blogs would have said something. I am in shock.
Lover hit it different last night had me thinking all types of ish
someone catch me up…or am I not missing much? lol
I’m so not in the mood to do any work and I have some to do just so damn sleepy and effn bloated
@sandra…i sure hope you gonna have a story come monday about this golf tournament ron mexico…ahhh mike vick is hosting down there this weekend. which celebrities are supposedly coming…do you know yet?
*huggin all my e-sistahs and Mean<3*
I'm awfully late because I was having amazing sex and my cat watched the whole time…smh
@his hey sweetie u aint missing nun
Hey ya’ll…what we talkin’ about up in here today, cuz this post is….
you could have left that part out about the cat
@his sounds like u had a good lunch lol i bet the cat was like dam!!!!
that cat right there is gettn the buisness
@LAKERCRAZY
“i had my man on puss* restriction ”
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His
Aint ish going on today for real smdh
Somebody need to get it poppin
lmao @ brown!
she did! and I was ashamed lol shes my fur-daughter<3
my cat watched the whole time…smh
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My dog watches me and I be wondering what he is thinking
@man i know i know but how i see it puss* feeds the world so if u wanna eat get ur chit right
Choco says:
Aint ish going on today for real smdh
Somebody need to get it poppin
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You ain’t neva lied…
I prefer to be watched by humans
If I was that type……..
Well the only things that really keeps us entertained is SMUT TALK
@brown
I mean, thats understandable but she lives here lol
so the furry ho was in the wrong place at the wrong time..
its so slow today whats wrong yall its friday and im actually working and chit were errbody at?
paging #teamfatmonkey report to post ASAP get this chit poppin
@Man
Why don’t you tell us how you sex women – I mean damn you listen to us but you don’t give any secrets away
Not the “furry” ho…
Poor kitty
@ Choco
Just ordered the sample pack (6 day/12 pills), only cost me $10!!
Didn’t see anything about a Customer Appreciation Week special though
@Yvonne are you a virgo
@choco u are so right @man give us some pointers hell ***taking note pad out**
awww im sorry brown
but please send me the pic LOL. i gotta send you that video of ol girl sleeping still
@Keara
Oh I need to go order that one for my daughter she’s out of the pack I gave her thanks…
For real Man
Tell us what you like I feel like being a FREAK tonite
Whats goin on in here??? Where is EVERYBODY?????
Choco says:
my cat watched the whole time…smh
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My dog watches me and I be wondering what he is thinking
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LMAO mine too.
where in the heyul is everybody
heyy @Flo
#TeamFatMonkey
@flo hello im here
but no one cares…smh im going back into lurk mode
@flo thanks for reporting now were the hell is errbody at once again PAGING #TEAMFATMONKEY REPORT TO THE DAM POST AND GET CHIT GOING
Hisssssssssssssss
How you doin boo???? I was gonna email you something yesterday, but then said “nawwwwwwww, fa’get about it”
@KIM WHATS THE PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND???
Awwwww @Kimi, I care
I see the new pic boo, thats hot!
@Keara
lol she is! when I’m on the computer and she wants attention, the btch str8 walks across my keyboard. After she jumps on my computer desk of course…
Kimi I care!
Shi.t, I was in the Lebron and his babymama post, talking to myself and sh.it
@Kimi
My dog is a male and I’m like does he wanna mimick us or is he just watchn girl his lil chiuahaha azz be on the bed
hey laker! Girl nothing special. I have to go to the skrip club im doing my hubbys surprise party at and finalize somethings…thats about it. I might take my niece and nephew to sea world depending on how the weather is tomorrow. what are you doing?
#TeamFatMonkey
@Flo
dnt u ever do that again! U email ur lil heart out grl!
The only “Celeb” in this post is GaGa.
It’s such a shame I have live my sex life vicariously through those lucky enough to be getting
It’s going on four years now, when will this dry spell end?!
Shi.t, I was in the Lebron and his babymama post, talking to myself and sh.it
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And what were you going to email His a invite to your COOCHIE COO
Im sorry I’m so damn bored
@Mocha
Girl I know that damn feeling I mean for me when I got tired of not getting it I would go into the archives and make a booty call
@flo and brown i know you do
i am being sensitive cause i am bored as hell today LOL.
@choco mine is a boy too and he can be dead sleep but when he hears us his a$$ is up and staring at us the whole time. It makes me feel dirty LOL
@choco
u ought be ashamed of yo self!
BROWN, that pic you sent was HI-LAR-I-OUS
@Kimi
Oh okay then I think my lil fukr wants to mimick us
@His what?
cuz of my dog
@ Mocha – 4 years?????? What in thee hell is REALLY goin on boo???
@His
I forgot I typed that 
@choco
NO! for Flo’s invite to her coochie coo heffa! lol
Should I be happy that none of the inmates picking up trash today are black??
My boss is gone for the day and there is only 3 of us here in the office. Dam.n I really want to sneak a lil sumthin sumthin in my plastic red cup over here in my office! I NEED A DRANK!
@Flo
I went 4 years when my boyfriend was shot and killed I mean I have some sporadic but I remember 9 months going by and I looked up and was WTF
Oohh and I never felt comfortable doing it in front of animals. Something about that def. makes me feel dirty.
Like, hopefully ya’lls dogs dont see ya’ll bent over one day picking something up and decide he wants to help himself
HEY HIS….AND
@ THE CAT WATCHIN
All Lady Gaga is doing is watching old Madonna videos, there will only be room for one Madge.
What does Rosa DaCosta do, why do people like her get any attention because there are hundreds of thousands of women with the same (and better) shapes?
Mario is trying to turn Dez into another Coco, blonde hair included.
Ray J is kinda cute but his voice needs some bass in it.
KA BOOOOMMM guess who stepped in the room!!!
HEYYYYYYY EVERYBODY
I will report yall azz for making me work today and its a FRIDAY that is an ultimate
#teamfatmonkey on the rise
CivilEngineer says:
Should I be happy that none of the inmates picking up trash today are black??
Yep cuz I’m sure it’s rare
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Ladies Civil is Back let’s get him
Civil we wanna know what pleases you I need some new tricks to try please be as graphic as you can
@Choco: Yes ma’am I am!!!!
@Mocha
4 years ma? I would be so batshyt in the head I’m sure I would have commited murder by now..
Miss
Hey Hey Hey!
Should I be happy that none of the inmates picking up trash today are black??
Yvonne
Me too Sexy MaMa
Sorry to hear that @Choco
Longest I went was like 10 months, and I thought I was gonna die
Like, hopefully ya’lls dogs dont see ya’ll bent over one day picking something up and decide he wants to help himself
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@Keara
Get your drink on….
what kind of raping dogs have u hung out with?
FloridaChick813 says:
Oohh and I never felt comfortable doing it in front of animals. Something about that def. makes me feel dirty.
Like, hopefully ya’lls dogs dont see ya’ll bent over one day picking something up and decide he wants to help himself
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HEYYYYY CHOCO
@Flo
Thanks girl I don’t know after a while I just got used to it
mochacashmere says:
It’s such a shame I have live my sex life vicariously through those lucky enough to be getting It’s going on four years now, when will this dry spell end?!
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Oh wow, you have hella will power
@keara, ooOooOoo pour me some, pour me some!
Hey MissHarlem and Yvonne
@MissHarlem
hey bew!
Graphic details = “special” breaks
what kind of raping dogs have u hung out with?
FLOOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSS
@Flo: Owwwwwwwwwwww!
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Mocha – 4 years?????? What in thee hell is REALLY goin on boo???
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It’s these negroids here in DC. All they want is someone to lay their pipe in and then be out. I know I can’t seperate my feelings from sex so I won’t even go there with them, so I throw up the dueces and peace out. Sex without a relationship is a no go for me….
My male professor has a FUPA
@ Flo
what kind of raping dogs have u hung out with?
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@Mocha
I’m so damn out of touch Im from the DMV but has not been on the dating scene in a while how old are the guyz you are meeting
@Brown
That is soooo nasty
@FLO
Yeah there are some sick ones out there SMH
@brown
that pic…. 
pleeeease make that your gravi!
His_Mommy623 says:
@Mocha
4 years ma? I would be so batshyt in the head I’m sure I would have commited murder by now..
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I think I’m getting there. I can’t remember shyt, I have problems concentrating, and headaches a lot, all are things that I’ve never had problems with before.
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Flo
what kind of raping dogs have u hung out with?
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None I dont think. Im not a animal person But I heard this one lady let her dog hit it from the back and he got stuck in here. She had to call 911. In My Wyclef voice someone please call 911 LOL
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@Mocha, I COMPLETELY understand honey!!!!!!!!! Cause one thing leads to another, next thing you know your calling his phone private.
@Flo
Thanks…
Flo please tell His I’m tellin the truth
@ Brown, What’s a FUPA?
But Wait @Mocha
girl sometimes that’s all you need is pipe
What is this picture you guys are referring to? You know I’m nosey as hell AND I have absolutely nothing else to do…
Clearly I’m bored and overthinking
***pretending I didn’t read Choco’s comment***
Choco says:
@Mocha
I’m so damn out of touch Im from the DMV but has not been on the dating scene in a while how old are the guyz you are meeting
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They are usually mid to late 40′s.
I bought me a blender on my lunch break
And Im heading to the liquor store when I get off. Any suggesstions??
AL it’s a fat upper pu!@y area and his is morbidly obese
Flo get some cocnut rum and mix it in with the ice and magarita mix if you want a fruity type drink
pink panties!! ask laker she liked my recipe
FloridaChick813 says:
@Brown and YES your professor has about 3 FUPA’s
@Mocha, I COMPLETELY understand honey!!!!!!!!! Cause one thing leads to another, next thing you know your calling his phone private.
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I know right!
Beggin my girlfriend to drive me past his house just to “see if he’s at home.” 
Yvonne it’s a pic of my professor
What we tombout?
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
AL it’s a fat upper pu!@y area and his is morbidly obese
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***pretending I didn’t read Choco’s comment***
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Why you acting shy tell me how you like it….
@Mocha
Okay you and I are probably around the same age – child please whip it on a nicca he’ll be back for more and more-u gotz to grab these DC men by the horns
@snooty my bad yeah I missed u n the Lebron post. I am chillin not doing anything this wkend. Good to see u round these parts
@civil who has u so love sick u can’t eat
I hope Vick gets more playin time this season w/his cute choc sexy self
4yrs heeeeeeeeeeelllllssssss naw i woulda killed somebody raped somebody quick and in a hurry i went 9 months without none and i was not happy at all!!!!!!!
Kimi please share your pink panties with me
I’m awfully late because I was having amazing sex and my cat watched the whole time…smh
Choco says:
But Wait @Mocha
girl sometimes that’s all you need is pipe
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I know but I’m a Scorpio and I would want to pipe all to myself. If I’m the girlfriend, then I have rights to the pipe.
#teamnopipesharing
WHY IS TIME GOING BY SO DAMN SLOW!!!!!!!!!!
@kim yes i did that drank was sweeeet lol and im having it for my b-day party if i cant find something different to make
@ Brown, Please go the the kona for the rest of your life! And it’s a man?!?!
Also, I think you may end up with an african wife….watch!
@Man
Some of us wanna know what you like for females to do to pleasure you graphic details….
@brown that sounds so dirty
Choco says:
***pretending I didn’t read Choco’s comment***
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Why you acting shy tell me how you like it….
@Mocha
Okay you and I are probably around the same age – child please whip it on a nicca he’ll be back for more and more-u gotz to grab these DC men by the horns
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@Choco- How old are you? If you don’t mind me asking? I’m 31…..
Where are good places to look for eligible bachelors in DC?
going to lunch with my boo so i be back hopefully the #teamfatmonkey got some pointers for new tricks and new dranks
lakercrazy says:
4yrs heeeeeeeeeeelllllssssss naw i woulda killed somebody raped somebody quick and in a hurry i went 9 months without none and i was not happy at all!!!!!!!
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@laker i did 8 months and by week #3 i was feening for the D.
@Brown, I wanted some Coconut Ciroc, can I do the same with it??
@Kimi, I LOVE pink panties.
&& #TEAMSCORPIO’S
I’m so offended that when I was 8 I PRAYED n PRAYED for a Ramona and Beezus Movie because I was addicted to Ramona Quimby books. These fckheads are gna wait til I’m 27 to make a damn movie!!
its ok, doesn’t matter I’m going to see it anyway..:yes:
anyhoo, I’m bored..
@flo coconut ciroc is good with sunny D or pineapple juice. its really sweet already
lakercrazy says:
4yrs heeeeeeeeeeelllllssssss naw i woulda killed somebody raped somebody quick and in a hurry i went 9 months without none and i was not happy at all!!!!!!!
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It’s getting bad. My vib is not really working for me anymore. Sometimes I get so frustrating I just throw it back in the drawer and go to sleep.
@OTB
lmao and hey heffa!
FloridaChick813 says:
@Kimi, I LOVE pink panties.
&& #TEAMSCORPIO’S
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#TEAMSCORPIOS
@Daisy…more like what class has me strung out
@Choco
Not tellin!
Dont hey me.
*salty* *jealous* *all that*
@Kimi – Im lookin up some recipe’s now
Hopefully i’ll be
and in the bed by 11 
OK YALL I’M BACK!
@OTB
well if ur ass would get on #TeamDontBangDopplegangers I wouldnt have to seek pleasure elsewhere bew….hmph
Hey birthbuddy *waves*
Now, @Flo that sound like a plan. I must be getting old as chit. I be looking at the clock saying, “Oooo if I do this now, I can be in the bed by 11!!!”
All excited and chit.
#needalife
Mario?
These are some rough looking women.
And is everyone a narcissist now?
@Mocha I’m 39 40 in August girl I’m tellin I have no idea I’ve been out of the dating scene but how the hell you gonna own the pipe if the pipe can get it at nite you know you gotta lure they arses to you and I hate pipesharing to…
@Civil
I bet you are a DUD in bed (let’s see if this will work)
*bats lashes*
MEAN!! *waves*
MMMEEEEAAAANNNNNN
Sup boo?
#TeamDontBangDopplegangers
On board, Hun. *T.I. salute* I told you she was perpin anyway…once I really talked to her, her stock fell. Sista gave up smarts for them looks, I’m convinced.
EFF IT THEN
@Men
Tell us what you man likes for you do to do I’m trying WHIP APPEAL a brotha
Damn that post that said @ Men was for @MEAN
OTBBBBBBBB MEANNNNNNNNN CIVILLLLLLLLLL
*officially bored*
Choco
if yo drunk ass dont retype comment #304 bew! lmao
@flo me too! i am on youtube right now looking at the tutorials and writing down everything LOL. i know my a$$ is bored today
Have any of you noticed on Friday’s Sandra leaves us to own devices…
@OTB
glad we came to this understanding bew..
@daisy no worries… I am free from school for a month so I will on the net a lot more for now……
@choco yep…and then we shut down the comments like always
@His
girl y did that crack me up you calling me drunk holds head in shame I feel so out of sorts today 
Same sh.it here!!
@CHOCO
“Have any of you noticed on Friday’s Sandra leaves us to own devices…”
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She either
1. wit her boo
2. readin our comments for ideas wit her boo
3. shopping
4. wit her side boo
Choco says:
EFF IT THEN
@Men
Tell us what you man likes for you do to do I’m trying WHIP APPEAL a brotha
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LOL.. has your guy ever woke up to #oralstimulation
It’s 3 o clock IT’s TIME FOR THE SR E-ORGY
Running around ripping clothes off
Yall are cutting ah fool up in herre (I stole dat from Zeralyn)!!!
So what is the topic of discussion?
What is #TeamDontBangDopplegangers ????
I feel left out 
Mommy623, you are looking really right in that gravi girl!!
HEY LUCIOUS!!!!!!!
@Choco
Im sorry bew. I was tryna figure that mufugga out grl!
*whispers* u been drankin Choc?
@Kimi, find anything good???
WaterLilly
Yes girl but I saw a new COBRAHEAD that is huge and I immediately thought of TEAMDEEPTHROAT girl y do I wanna puzzy whip him I must be bored I’m scheming on trying to P Whip a nicca
@Flo
OTB snatch a number from a heffa who tried 2 steal my face!
@Ggouch
Swing it, you cocoa goddess you!
Kimi I know it sounds dirty that’s why I said it
2. readin our comments for ideas wit her boo
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Thats it!!!
ok I meant snatched*
@Flo
And
@ Swing it, you cocoa goddess you!
Well…………………..
MEEAAANNNNNNN
Don’t leave the topic is U we wanna know what your tricks are to keeping your man HAPPY Civil and Man acting like fuddy duds
@His
SMH I’m so damn tired, bored, horny, sleepy, horny, tired, horny
Everyone doesnt have a fat monkey some of us have a preschooler….lol
@flo i got a few. 1 for ciroc…but its for the reg ciroc
I got a good
or maybe just a funny story…advice please!
So I have a 9yr old who is “my match” …that’s Southern speak for a child who will give you as much hail as you gave your parents…
Anyway, she is a wonderful kid: smart, helpful, nice, a real leader too, but she is also a Scorpio…anyway, the lil bish had a facebook page. :/
I had her send an update: “Goodbye Facebook. My mom is making me delete my page because I am only nine years old” I wouldn’t even let her do shorthand. No; type.it.out.
Fast forward, and my mama come over last night saying “the family” [ *Yung LA voice* Who the FLUKK are they???? ] says I was wrong. Really?
Did I mention the lil heffa didn’t Friend me? If you didnt think you were doing anything wrong, why not friend Mom? Hmmm.
WaterLilly
Yes girl but I saw a new COBRAHEAD that is huge and I immediately thought of TEAMDEEPTHROAT girl y do I wanna puzzy whip him I must be bored I’m scheming on trying to P Whip a nicca
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. He says his gag reflex is history baby!
LOL…. hmmm, might need to remove your tonsils, like this dude named boy “koolaid”
@brown i liked it
Everyone doesnt have a fat monkey some of us have a preschooler….lol
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@Choc
me too…its a dead ass friday =(
kearalove says:
@ ggouch
Well…since he’s single, in shape, AND insists on you showing up in a ‘kini…I’m taking that as he wants to eventually so go on and show him what you working wit!
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You think ….He is good looking in that rugged kind of way. He is funny and charming. and we actually work the same club on the weekend. HE is security…..and I love when he has to get all security like….I love when the women come in..by pass me and think cause their tits are out…he is going to let them in…he handles them in such away…they take their wallets out with huge smiles on thier faces. Then wehn they walk away..he clowns them. But I really want the benefit of the working relationship….and then..maybe 3 months from now…I may consider….doing….laundry together
@kimi, and what kinda liquor do I need for pink panties??
OTB
You were not wrong everyone knows there are many predators lurking on the internet my son is 12 and he don’t have one (I think)
@OTB
u absolutely were NOT wrong, AT ALL
Water
girl I be in AWE of that THICK Azz JANK!
Looking at that thing make me wanna be submissive
@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“I got a good or maybe just a funny story…advice please!
So I have a 9yr old who is “my match” …that’s Southern speak for a child who will give you as much hail as you gave your parents…
Anyway, she is a wonderful kid: smart, helpful, nice, a real leader too, but she is also a Scorpio…anyway, the lil bish had a facebook page.
I had her send an update: “Goodbye Facebook. My mom is making me delete my page because I am only nine years old” I wouldn’t even let her do shorthand. No; type.it.out.
Fast forward, and my mama come over last night saying “the family” [ *Yung LA voice* Who the FLUKK are they???? ] says I was wrong. Really?
Did I mention the lil heffa didn’t Friend me? If you didnt think you were doing anything wrong, why not friend Mom? Hmmm.”
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This gotta be the funniest chit I’ve eva heard in my life! LOOOOOOOOOL.
Well, ima tell you now. FORCING a Scorpio to do something will get you a really good and determined enemy. Yes, even at 9 years old. She has already started building alliances against you.
You might want to rething the whole Facebook page. Maybe you can monitor it?
SnootyPooty1 says:
WHAT N DEY HELL :rofll:
Everyone doesnt have a fat monkey some of us have a preschooler….lol
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Preschooler
@Ggouch
You sound as if you already like him girl go for it life is short and I know I’m last person you want advice from but oh well
**rethink**
Hate lookin retarded on here.
@OTB
I disagree with Man you re-think this you will loose every other parental battle forthcoming you may wanna stick to your gunz
I DO EVERYTHING!!!! When I say EVERYTHING I mean EVERYTHING. My momma always told me what you wont do another BISH will! So I cook, clean, lay the pipe, lay my cakes down so good that my man wanna smack my momma for producing such a good ass, and then I drink to maintain my sanity (smoke sum 2 depends on the day)! But I’m all around good guy and my man knows it! I can’t reveal my sexual tricks…..YALL AINT READY FOR ALL OF THAT!!!
@ Choco
Girl I know what you mean….gives me flashbacks of the Anaconda (that was the Aquarius)
@OTB, bish why you aint friend me on facebook?? :/ I kid, I kid!!!
Anyway, I actually have to agree a little bit with @Man. Being that I am a scorpio, and remember those days with my mama all to well. And she is a cancer. Def. be a friend, and monitor the situation. But dont take it from her completely. You gotta keep in mind that scorpio’s are VERY sneaky (by nature) and we always find a way around something. #TrueStory
And again, like @Man said, she’ll only resent you in the long run.
I used Ciroc (reg) @Flo.
I didnt think so y’all. My ppl are crazy. My lil cousin (age: 11!!!) that told on her had the nerve to come over to my house and say my baby told her Mom that she had a BF (which my baby didnt) but thats why she told on her…
BUT you didnt even tell me, you told my other cousin and eventually it got to me?!?! Umm yeah.
and I mean be a friend on facebook
Just encase anyone didnt get that, LOL
@OTB… OMG I just went through that 2 months ago with my little heffa
she kept ignoring my friend request however her friend count kept going up she is in L.A right not trying to get a sports scholarship. So I called her dad and was like our daughter has a fb page…
This lil heffa played like she deactivated her account I couldn’t find her for like two days and one day i typed her email account in and there she was the little thang changed her name but kept the same email account…
I just let her keep it because they will find away to do it. email accounts are free too. She eventually added and then i read all of her statuses she was talking crap about me to her friends saying i didn’t want to add my mom because she is not cool like your moms she is strict I was like what the heck she didn’t even bother deleting that conversation after she added me as a friend.
she is lucky that she is in cally right now because i would lay hands on her and not in the holy way….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
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This gotta be the funniest chit I’ve eva heard in my life! LOOOOOOOOOL.
Well, ima tell you now. FORCING a Scorpio to do something will get you a really good and determined enemy. Yes, even at 9 years old. She has already started building alliances against you.
You might want to rething the whole Facebook page. Maybe you can monitor it?
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#TEAMSCORPIOS!
meanNsurly says:
I DO EVERYTHING!!!! When I say EVERYTHING I mean EVERYTHING. My momma always told me what you wont do another BISH will! So I cook, clean, lay the pipe, lay my cakes down so good that my man wanna smack my momma for producing such a good ass, and then I drink to maintain my sanity (smoke sum 2 depends on the day)! But I’m all around good guy and my man knows it! I can’t reveal my sexual tricks…..YALL AINT READY FOR ALL OF THAT!!!
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Hot Damm!! Singing…*Anything you want done baby..I do it naturally…..*
@flo for pink panites you need frozen pink lemonade, vanilla ice cream, ice, any kind of vodka, and passion fruit parrot bay.
@Man! You know I know bout them Scorpio’s!
I handled it in a way that made her know I was doing it for her…there were people on her page she didnt know So I told her they were greasy old men….LOL we set up a little widget type thing thats only for kids under 13.
Besides, to obad she was born to a young mother; I will not share my social networks with my jit. #notgonnahappen
@Flo…what happened with that new dude?? #nosey
fckingggggg
@ MEAN
“My momma always told me what you wont do another BISH will!”
Kat says:
Dez is not cute. She looks hard in the face. I’m sure Mario can do better. And is she borrowing Amber Rose’s shoes? Didn’t she have on some shoes like that when she had on her bright colored dress?
July 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm
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I was thinking the exact same. Those shoes are the ones Amber had recently, them bishes shop at the same place AND share clothes! Cheap ass hoes!
@OTB: I see no reason for a 9yr old to have a FB! Who has ur child met in her life that she no longer sees that she must use FB to communicate with them? U did the right thing by making her delete it!
my man wanna smack my momma for producing such a good ass,
Dayum
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I’m ready to hear about them tricks please do share
@Water
Girl I don’t know what it is – but I will still your name and start calling it Anaconda
@GGouch and Choco
I am serious its small and I keep it bald I was told it looks like a preschooler..
I want a phat monkey and not a fragile one that cracks under pressure
@Flo and OTB
I know, I JUST KNOW bishes aint friending upon FB and not hollering..
#Ihateyall
@Flo. FB is for adults. Im not bending on that.
I already have a keylogger (dont check your email at my chit!) so I can see whats going down. I just dont like the thought of it.
Whad up niccas and bishes!!!!
SNooty I’m sorry you have a teenage one and not a grown woman one as Wesly Pipes would say!
@OTB
Would you have made her delete it if she would have befriended you?
SN- i dont have facebook, twitter or any of those things- so i might get the lingo wrong
made = mad
@Snootypooty1
friends saying i didn’t want to add my mom because she is not cool like your moms she is strict I was like what the heck she didn’t even bother deleting that conversation after she added me as a friend.
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oops
made = made
My mom friended me on FB. So on my status one day I wrote some words to a song “you aint gotta worry ’bout a club, just come and lay up under me tonight” && she called me on it quick.. tellin me I need to erase it, its making HER look bad. WTH??? I jus deleted her as a friend all together. That bish was all ON my ish. People would write on my wall, she would respond to their post with “who are you?”
#BatShytCrazy
SnootyPooty1 says:
@GGouch and Choco
I am serious its small and I keep it bald I was told it looks like a preschooler..
OMG! I don’t even know what to say LOL!
I want a phat monkey and not a fragile one that cracks under pressure
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@OTB…just constantly comment on her page with random shyt. She’ll delete it…nothing worse than mom’s on facebook
@Freeeeeee
hey bew<3
@Civil – nothing happen
I have A.D.D. when it comes to men and lose interest quick. Thats why when I find one that actually keeps me interested, I keep him 
OutsidetheBox says:
I got a good or maybe just a funny story…advice please!
So I have a 9yr old who is “my match” …that’s Southern speak for a child who will give you as much hail as you gave your parents…
Anyway, she is a wonderful kid: smart, helpful, nice, a real leader too, but she is also a Scorpio…anyway, the lil bish had a facebook page.
I had her send an update: “Goodbye Facebook. My mom is making me delete my page because I am only nine years old” I wouldn’t even let her do shorthand. No; type.it.out.
Fast forward, and my mama come over last night saying “the family” [ *Yung LA voice* Who the FLUKK are they???? ] says I was wrong. Really?
Did I mention the lil heffa didn’t Friend me? If you didnt think you were doing anything wrong, why not friend Mom? Hmmm.
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I agree 100% …I am friends with my kids on FB. My kids are 24 and 19 years old honey!! And let me tell you…. when they put something ignorant or something suspect on thier page….I gets to clowning right there in the status. …I don’t give a shyt..and I dare them to take me off!!! They don’t want it with me!!! My kids think I am a bonafied nut!!!! and they warn all thier friends ahead of time….I am 15 and 19 years older than my kids….I keep telling them…look..What you are trying to do today….I did it yesterday…literially in some cases..don’t play with me!!! SO HELL YEAH!! Be your kids friend on FB
What’s your email Summer? Chit FLO! LOL
@His…I might not need to be your FB friend.
I got too many rewards miles stacked to be playing. LOL Email please!
@OTB
“Anyway, I actually have to agree a little bit with @Man. Being that I am a scorpio, and remember those days with my mama all to well. And she is a cancer. Def. be a friend, and monitor the situation. But dont take it from her completely. You gotta keep in mind that scorpio’s are VERY sneaky (by nature) and we always find a way around something. #TrueStory
And again, like @Man said, she’ll only resent you in the long run.
“-FLO
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Trust me. You will inspire her to get more creative and more determined to do it.
Tread carefully with Scorpio’s!
omg I’m so glad my mom can barely turn on her computer,let alone sign up for FB. Altho she has been asking about it lately cus her twin sister has a page lol
FloridaChick813 says:
*short story*
My mom friended me on FB. So on my status one day I wrote some words to a song “you aint gotta worry ’bout a club, just come and lay up under me tonight” && she called me on it quick.. tellin me I need to erase it, its making HER look bad. WTH??? I jus deleted her as a friend all together. That bish was all ON my ish. People would write on my wall, she would respond to their post with “who are you?” #BatShytCrazy
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my mama too! SMH
I want a phat monkey and not a fragile one that cracks under pressure
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Girl please my ex hubby use to call mine a Fat Frog so I dont know what is worse
@BROWNSUGAPOET… I know it grown because i do grown up things with it… It appears like its a docile pussycat though…
#Iblockniggas
@OTB, I completely understand hun!!
teammomsonfacebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUCK THAT
Hey His*waves*….Flo name is Summer?
She looks like one… 
*waves* @Robyn. No, I wouldnt have.
*waves* Hey @Free
Ggouch I’m only 15 yrs older than them too. I have a 13yo Pisces who is nothing like that damn scorpio. This one is 9 though. I aint flucking with no 9 yr old on FB!
THANKS GOD MY MAMA DON’T GO WITHIN 50 FEET OF A COMPUTER!
SnootyPooty1 says:
I am serious its small and I keep it bald I was told it looks like a preschooler..
I want a phat monkey and not a fragile one that cracks under pressure
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@OTB
stop ur playing…its simpliinoochii@aol.com bish!
@choco.. LOL
I want mine to be built ford tough
It appears like its a docile pussycat though…
WTF I done heard it all
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You are killing me today
Hey OTB boo! Heeeeeey Civil, Flo, Choco and er’body I missed.
SnootyPooty1 says:
@choco.. LOL
I want mine to be built ford tough
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LMAOOO!!! I swear you are making my side hurt !!!
@Snooty
not FORD TOUGH where are you from I need to know you are wild
FAT MONKEYS UNITE! *sends signal in the sky so all fat monkey members will know where to meet*
@His, see thats how it all started. My moms sister has a page, then she wanted one
Hell I created it for her, then had to delete her as.s. 
@Choco…. LMYBO
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just pissed myself at “FAT FROG”
Has anyone else on facebook been getting friend requests from the most random people??
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
FAT MONKEYS UNITE! *sends signal in the sky so all fat monkey members will know where to meet*
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SnootyPooty1 says:
@choco.. LOL
I want mine to be built ford tough
*tears*
#TeamFordToughpusshayy
@OTB *waves back*
So is it that you dont trust her or you dont trust the other kids (hopefully kids) that she deals with. Because some kids are responsible enough to have certain privileges and not abuse them. Do you think she is responsible enough?
I was one of those kids that learned from the folks around me that were making mistakes, not that i didnt do anything foolish from time to time but my parents didnt really have to worry about allowing me certain things because they knew i was the responsible.
*sends signal in the sky so all fat monkey members will know where to meet*
I just visualized that ish
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WTF
I am from California ,,, However I currently reside in Dallas, Tx
OTB – Smmrgry @ yahoo
@Free, yup thats me!! It was either that or Sarah, I much prefer Summer
OTB – Smmrgry @ yahoo
@Free, yup thats me!! It was either that or Sarah, I much prefer Summer
Oh and when this post breaks where are we going??
I went on a delete spree last night!
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily!
@Choc
BUD WEIS ERRRRRRRRRR
@ Civil, I delete friend request every single day from older random white men :/
I have a rule though, if I dont know ya, I dont add ya
@OTB
simpliinoochii @ aol . com
stop yo playing grl..
@GGoouch
No what’s worse is when His replied to me and said I wanna see your
BUD WEEEIIISER remember them damn commercial I was reincarnated I was laughing so damn hard
Hey y’all….
@OTB, if the worse problem you have outta her is if she is or is not on facebook, I say let her keep it. In a minute (teenager coming) yall are going to have real issues so no fair using up “fight files” on something so petty. (what my mother calls the stuff she’s willing to fight over)
I would make her give you the password (privacy come with paychecks)that way you canmonitor the situation. hell, if she isn’t hiding anything then why is she hiding anything?
@civil I don’t get much sleep either but what I’ve learned is that even if you don’t think you’re hungry you should try to eat a little something anyways. No matter how you feel you have to take in some calories. If a car runs on E too much you mess up the fuel pump and injection. Same theory applies here.
Oh yeah, when we gettin’ to Vegas? LOL!
and oh yeah, I’m ready to cuss all yall out. That squirting.
I alwmost threw up all over the bish. She shot like eight in a row and that shat looked like old faithful. I’ll pass thanks.
(coming in through the smoke) #teamfatmonkey
All the preschoolers throw your hands in the air and chant ford tough ford tough and waving from side to side.. Preschoolers need love too…
Remember a hit dog will holler so dont let the look fool you….
Hmmm @Robin not that I don’t trust her. I don’t trust the site. I have a keylogger on all the computers but who knows what could slip thru.
I just think it’s a time for everything and it’s not time for FB.
I could see if she was 13 or 14.
I was a kid like that too…very mature…and some of that was to my own detriment…
@Flo Got it! @His
Oh and when this post breaks where are we going??
@Snooty
Whats the deal. A Dallasite for now, huh. Thats my cityyyy. You like it here?
who coming to Vegas?.. Lemme know and I will meet ur ass on the strip lol
Got it @His!
OutsidetheBox says:
Hmmm @Robin not that I don’t trust her. I don’t trust the site. I have a keylogger on all the computers but who knows what could slip thru.
I just think it’s a time for everything and it’s not time for FB. I could see if she was 13 or 14.
I was a kid like that too…very mature…and some of that was to my own detriment…
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I agree. She is only 9 when I think about. She has plenty of time for all of that. Sounds like she should be okay.
His_Mommy623 says:
@Choc
BUD WEIS ERRRRRRRRRR
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@OTB
Ma, I threw the email out in the universe already!
CRACKING DEY HELL UP @ Built Ford Tough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just asked my dude does he want to call my pussy Fat Frog or Fat Monkey..This mofo sat here and said…Frog makes him think green and green makes him think infected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
He said I have a BMW : built mutherflucken wRight
Snooty you’re cute so you can get away with havin a preschooler
@Choc
BUD WEIS ERRRRRRRRRR
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See what I mean Ggouch
“FAT MONKEYS UNITE! *sends signal in the sky so all fat monkey members will know where to meet*”
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**MONITORING SKY TO TRY TO FIND MEETING PLACE!**
CivilEngineer says:
Has anyone else on facebook been getting friend requests from the most random people??
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Heck yeah! Friends, friends, friends send messages(you can’t just insert yourself into my cycle) asking to get to know me and what not. Before I reply, I’ll go right back to the mutual friend and ask who is such and such. Half of them, my friends are saying not to talk to them because they’re crazy. So why do you have them as a friend???
My mom is my friend on my FB page. Half the time she’s not on there. When she is, she is straight clownin’. Her and all my aunts!!!
She shot like eight in a row and that shat looked like old faithful. I’ll pass thanks
@ His
supposedly me around the end of Aug
Frog makes him think green and green makes him think infected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay now I feel even worse about the FAT FROG I used to affiliate it with them damn FROGS people eat
@Redrobyn… Its cool the price of living that is… TX and Cally are really different so I cant compare them.. I have been here for a while now though… Where are you?
lmaooo@Man
ur ridiculous!
im baaack ok whats going on and im with civil wen we break this post were we going??
@His
You already know I’ll be there for New Years. I booked the flight and hotel tuesday
But I think you’ll be gone by then
**MONITORING SKY TO TRY TO FIND MEETING PLACE!**
@Brown
so u just gna brang dem pillows to Sincity and not holla at a bish? *sigh*
@ Choco cc: His_Mommy
Ribbbbiiitttt Riiibbbiiitttt, would the thing under their necks that pokes out when they breathe be the little man in the boat?
@Princess…I’m satisfied now. I ate, I may force myself to eat again…it’s not so bad
We going to Vegas??
Classic of the day FAT FROG and Built Ford Tough!!!!!!!
@Snooty
Oh I’ve often wanted to visit Cali you are cute and funny a PLUS
*waves* Hey Mirs. Whole lotta nothing.
Sex, chillen, FB. The regulars!
@His_Mommy623 …. I sent you a request on FB to add me my page is private…
@BROWNSUGAPOET… Thank you…
Ribbbbiiitttt Riiibbbiiitttt, would the thing under their necks that pokes out when they breathe be the little man in the boat?
I swear I owe you one 
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You BISH
Civil #451, yeah fool, we going to Vegas, you’re the DJ remember?
@choco… Cyber blushing thank you……
Cally is beautiful i miss the mountains the weather the beaches the restaurants etc….
@Smarty…so umm, was that a video? *side eye*
@ OTB, nope.
@flo
my brother is having a baby. I should be out here 4 New Years mm hmm
*chokes*
Damn bish.
*Heimlichs self*
whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I can’t even breathe today!!!!!!!!!!!
@mirsmommy…. LOL
8 times?
WTh y’all was on?
OutsidetheBox says:
*waves* Hey Mirs. Whole lotta nothing.
Sex, chillen, FB. The regulars!
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*waves back* Heyyy OTB
Yall know yall better watch the sex talk, cuz the Comment Police gon be here in a minute, if they ain’t came through already.
@ Civil…..sure have and these are ppl that I KNOW FB hasn’t suggested to me.
Mirs, where you been at lady??????
@ Mommy623 I am coming to vegas in october and again for mothers day!!! I’m gonna find you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Snooty ok I will add u!
Cally is beautiful i miss the mountains the weather the beaches the restaurants etc….
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Me too and I’ve never been
You have to be very careful with His and some others on here they will turn you out don’t be fb her
@Comment Police
Somebody said that Sandra put a Cease & Desist order on ‘em…or she will when Precious get off maternity leave.
So we cool!
White Zin (her), Grey Goose (me), kush (us) and it was on a Monday night,too. Nothing fancy about it.
See ya then bish!!!!
@Choco are you on FB I am on there everyday…LOL
Honey Snooty is a Cali girl with a texas residents…Cali girls don’t get turned out unless they want to be…at that right snooty!!!
@Civil: For some reason or another, all of my ex’s are locating me on Facebook trying to rekindle something, anything. Delete, delete, delete…
@Ggouch
lol @ find me. as if….AS IF I’d be hiding from u..
FloridaChick813 says:
Mirs, where you been at lady??????
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These damn fools got me in here workin!!!!
Got me pissed off up in here. Effin Losers. 
Flo, if ya gravi changes on me one more damn time….. I just saw your face pic earlier, now I see Kan-gay (Kanye West) again.
@Snooty
I don’t do FB, twitter I’m a BLOG HOG
@Ggouch
Whatev you bout to be turned out to you know how @His get down
@Flo we shall drink and dance the night away
@Princess – who knew you were into chicks??? I didnt
You into guys too?? Or just chicks???
*wipes mouth like dude in Boomerang*
Do ya thang @Smarty. I cant believe you thought it was nasty tho!
@mirs awww chit dont u get the mob going against us again member people lost shoes and got hit with holy water they come out with torches and chit but back to the s3x talk
@Flo Bish you know I knew
OutsidetheBox says:
@Comment Police
Somebody said that Sandra put a Cease & Desist order on ‘em…or she will when Precious get off maternity leave.
So we cool!
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lol @ find me. as if….AS IF I’d be hiding from u..
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@Ggouch
Exactly what I was talking about
SnootyPooty1 says:
@choco… Cyber blushing thank you……
Cally is beautiful i miss the mountains the weather the beaches the restaurants etc….
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yep cuz you gets none of that in D-Town
Im in OKCLFF the red bird area. I moved from downtown last year but im itching to go back.
@choco
what chu meannnnnn?
speaking of which, where the fck did Mean go? smh he stay missing lol
@Mirs, yea I changed it back to Kaney cause I made a comment earlier about
on my lunch break, and you already know 
makes a bish paranoid as hell. LOL
and I just finished my work for the day
@OTB, bish you know everything thats poppin. Guess thats what I get for not reading every comment
@OTB
U get the email?
@Choco
*throws my keyboard @ ur ass*
Have you seen these fine gravi’s?
Step ya game up dawg.
lakercrazy says:
@mirs awww chit dont u get the mob going against us again member people lost shoes and got hit with holy water they come out with torches and chit but back to the s3x talk
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@His
lol @ find me. as if….AS IF I’d be hiding from u..
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This is what I mean u be attracting females to you like bees to honey
I got it @His.
The man dont play that FB thing here tho
We used to have everything, then we hired a bunch of interns and they ruined it! 
@GGouch girl that is the truth if i have ever heard it….
Wants to know what the hell is up with the squirting!
@Civil
By boo : (
@ His
how in hell am I supposed to touch errrr get in touch with you!!!!!
@ Snooty
Maybe if you play with it ALOT it will make it fatter!
*wonders if that’s what happened to mine*
CivilEngineer says:
I get off in an hour, do you know my supervisor has given me work.
fam
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Bye @Civs.
I’ll put a lil sug avery pee in his coffee e-friend!
@rebrobyn… I live in Collin County
@flo, mostly males, the female thing kicked in after a Webbie concert last year. (I told yall about it)
“Maybe if you play with it ALOT it will make it fatter!
*wonders if that’s what happened to mine*”
@Mz
Girl I don’t wanna be the expert or anything like that but you have not lived or CAME right until you have squirted
@brown…. :thumbsup Maybe i should try to do that…. lol
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
@ His
how in hell am I supposed to touch errrr get in touch with you!!!!!
@ Snooty
Maybe if you play with it ALOT it will make it fatter!
*wonders if that’s what happened to mine*
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@ OTB mad late but helllll no there is a time for everything bad enough these kids are grown by 6
@ HIS I will be in Vegas next month and what no email?!!!!!
@ FLO so you
and dont think about a sista hmmmmmmmmmmm
Webbie and Bad bishes!!!!
&& Dead @OTB puttin a little “sug avery pee” in his coffee. Nasty bish.
OutsidetheBox says:
“Maybe if you play with it ALOT it will make it fatter!
*wonders if that’s what happened to mine*”
Its scientifically proven and chit ®Man™
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@Choco.. Okay I see…
@Princess
I dont remember that. Care to enlighten me?
@ Choco…..I have 2x but, he don’t even know what the hell he did to cause it! *How he gone be experimenting and not take damned notes?!*
@brown
come on grl, Im not hard to get in touch with..*bats lashes*
Ms. Jackson, if you</i. nasty.
Apparently thats that ****!! LOL
But I wouldnt know. Im still one of the ones “trying” to do it
@flo, lets see if man brings you the details…..
mstayindc says:
@RTB no its not ricky (love him too). its a pic from the movie five heartbeats when the drugged out member came back to show the group that “he still had it” but looked a hot mess.
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LOL!
Something about that guy just ain’t right…
Yes! My gravi is of Devante from Jodeci. I used to (still do???) LOVE that man! I know he’s all doped out and chit, but I’m still crazy about him and the group.
Roxy or Rosie or whatever her name is does need to hit the gym up–I just peeped that. She has rolls on her back and her legs are jiggly #justsaying
Her wig IS popping though! Go ma!!!
* if youre nasty!
SnootyPooty1 says:
@rebrobyn… I live in Collin County
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Oh okay. I can tell you’re not from here. Who says they live in Collin County. (im jst fckn withcha). I work in Frisco so im out your way.
Well welcome and i hope you get to liking it more than you do now.
@Harlem
my email is up in here somewhere..scroll up woman lol
Aww @ Florida. Don’t feel bad, it was like 5yrs or so ago for me and he don’t even remember how he caused it.
born and raised in cali so on that note lets jam
California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh
California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh
Of course I thought about ya’ll. #TeamFatMonkey. Duh! LOL
@Mz
See boo that’s the thing I make myself squirt most time by playing with myself my beau has when we do but I get the job done right
@Rebrobyn… hahahahaaha thank you…
Snooty how bout u try it everyday for a month and get back to me or you can get at me while doing so, whatever you prefer! I been doin it ALOOOONNNNNGGGGG time so it may take a while to fatten up!
ummm………is it just me or does the guy in the pic with Gaga look like a young Terry Crews??? BTW Hello everyone
*walks in wiping the excess juice from around his mouth”
What I miss……
You guys better all this convo in we almost at 600 and you know that means it will be SHUT DOWN
<<<Masaquered by Choco….thanks Boo! LOL
@lakercrazy… Sing it girl….. All together now
Im gonna exit thepost and log off, yall oing to squirting and I just can’t….
@Flo, wild night out at a Webbie concert, lots of flirting between me, my homegirl and her girlfirend. They took it fromme on my kitchen floor. Yep, all girl three some.
Awww his I wanna email you but I ain’t going thru 500 comments
BROWNSUGAPOET says: @ His
how in hell am I supposed to touch errrr get in touch with you!!!!!
@ Snooty
you are so bonafied Lucious!!! What in dey hell am I going to do with you…….
Maybe if you play with it ALOT it will make it fatter!
*wonders if that’s what happened to mine*
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OMG!!! I know I just lost a damn ovary I am laughing so hard
@BROWNSUGAPOET….. LOL Okay I will start tonight and give you a detailed follow up of my day to day activities…..
Maybe i’ll try using my bullet with my Ben Wa balls in and see what that do!
***mumbles lukcy bish**** @ MzDimplez
But hopefully ya’ll get it together.. I know you miss it… No??
so were we going to post chit we are maxing this chit out
MissHarlem says:
You guys better all this convo in we almost at 600 and you know that means it will be SHUT DOWN
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Did I miss a new rule!!!
@Ggouch you know i see on you FB everyday… Miss you on here though
*walks in wiping the excess juice from around his mouth”
What I miss……
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You do mean juice and not jizz
@FLO
Princess Smarty Pants had a lesbian threesome (i got hard typing that) with two friends of hers. After that, she continued to get it on with one of the friends for a period afterwards. Now she occassionally gets it on with women.
When will you learn that ever woman is lesbian?
LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYIN!
@ Florida….I passed smooooooooooooooove the fluck out afterward! Boo gone hafta get his ish together. LOL
Oohhhhh Lawd @Princess ((wipes sweat from forehead))
Thats my all time favorite fantasy!
Where is Sandra!!!!
Hey everybody that I ain’t spoke to yet!!!
@Ggouch
No rule that’s what happen the ish just bogs out it happened the other day the whole camp had to post up in the another post
California girls
INGLEWOOD in the muthaflucken building!!!!!!
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh
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ok
my email is simpliinoochii @ aol . com
and I’m hungry *goes to find a snack*
and WTF @ MEAN… I’m so over u
Hey @ Mean
Ill read the comments in a sec but as far as the POST these pics were a waste of time. Mario hasn’t had a hit in years and I could care less who he dates, Rosa Acosta isn’t a celeb and have we really gotten to the point where video dancers get paparazzi shots now? And finally Lady Gaga is a disrespectful, wanna be Madonna disgrace and ill be glad when everybody comes out the trance their in and gets the hell off her nuts. I’m sick of seeing this druggie psycho everywhere, its bad enough I can’t get on the white blogs without seeing her now she’s all over the black gossip blogs too, ugh
Snooty you do that and I want EXPLICIT details! I’m, a visual person so I need to visualize what you’re doing to make sure you’re doing it right! I will get no pleasure out of it I promise.
@Mz.
Girl do it yourself my man love watching me do that I love knowing I can make myself get off better than he can at times
@GGouch my hands are up….
Cally in the house…
*walking down memory lane*
mmm 3somes with all women…amazingggg
SnootyPooty1 says:
@Ggouch you know i see on you FB everyday… Miss you on here though
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Snooty, I forgot that you were even on here
LOL @ Choco!
I will get no pleasure out of it I promise.
lies#
LMAO @ Choco….I do it alone all the time. His ass is dying to catch me so, I never let him just to mess with his head. He’s gonna skeet all over himself the day I say screw it and let him
@BROWNSUGAPOEt…..I will get no pleasure out of it I promise.
Okay….
@gg girl get the fluck outa here thats were i was raised on lennox so INGLEWOOOOOOOD baby
@FLORIDA CHICK
“Thats my all time favorite fantasy!”
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ME TOO!
Agree’s with Choco @MzDimplez, you should learn to do it yourself and lemme know how it goes
Agree’s with Choco @MzDimplez, you should learn to do it yourself and lemme know how it goes
@HIS MOMMY
“*walking down memory lane*
mmm 3somes with all women…amazingggg
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tell me about your memories…
**sitting down “indian style” like a kindergarten child**
lakercrazy says:
@gg girl get the fluck outa here thats were i was raised on lennox so INGLEWOOOOOOOD baby
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Straight up Crozier and Inglewood HS ALUM right here baby!!!!!
Hey girl @Dimplez!
@His: Y u gotta hate?
***sitting down indian style with @Man***
handing Man
Yes tell us!!!!!
MzDimplez1123 says:
LMAO @ Choco….I do it alone all the time. His ass is dying to catch me so, I never let him just to mess with his head. He’s gonna skeet all over himself the day I say screw it and let him
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my man begss to watch me play withmyself i dont know why i dont like to see him do his thing
@ Florida….not a problem! LOL
Damn Laker small world!! That’s whats up!! Queen Street
@Snooty
I’m just here to help
*takes seat*
:popcorn; <—really pretzels
@ Laker…..I only find it interesting when he does it as part of foreplay. Him sitting around just pulling on it does nothing for me. I’m like don’t tease me with it!
@ GG no new rule but everytime we get to that number it shuts down
@Mz and Laker
I’m a FREAK and if he would busts everytime he saw that girl I would be surprising the hell out him and I love watchin a man give himself a handjob that ish is so erotic to me
***sitting down witherrbody else for story time dildo in purse ready to sneak out after story******
Mean I could never hate
Im just tired of u killing me!
I am so turned on watching the dude jack off!! Especially if he can do it with out looking!!!!!! I love it…I love it!!! I think it is so damn sexy….
This does not apply to those who are only able to use a thumb and index..
It has to be PALM to PEEN to get my motor going
@Brown.. I appreciate your assistance… thank you kindly
***sitting down witherrbody else for story time dildo in purse ready to sneak out after story******
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**double checks to make sure I have a tube of vaseline…**
ggouch says:
I am so turned on watching the dude jack off!! Especially if he can do it with out looking!!!!!! I love it…I love it!!! I think it is so damn sexy….
This does not apply to those who are only able to use a thumb and index..
It has to be PALM to PEEN to get my motor going
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@Man
I have been with 3 at one time…best **** I EVER experienced..
I didnt start it tho..
I am so turned on watching the dude jack off!! Especially if he can do it with out looking!!!!!! I love it…I love it!!!
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And all this time I thought we had nothing in common
dildo in purse ready to sneak out after story******
and it’ has to have enough head at the top!! If you are a thumb to index finger masterbator kick rocks….If your whole palm engulfes the entire peen…Kick Rocks… Your dick must by this high to ride this ride
Choco says:
@Mz and Laker
I’m a FREAK and if he would busts everytime he saw that girl I would be surprising the hell out him and I love watchin a man give himself a handjob that ish is so erotic to me
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i like to see that too!
@gg girl really small world lol i was sooooo lost wen i moved to tx i looove my inglewoooood even tho its kinda getto but its home
It has to be PALM to PEEN to get my motor going
@GGouch.. Cyber ^5 thats why i need a built ford tough…
#TeamLOVEBigDiCk
@Ggouch He works his like a stickshift but I only wanna see that ish if he’s putting out after.
Your dick must by this high to ride this ride
#again
@lakercrazy.. where are you out here in TX
Your dick must by this high to ride this ride
lawddd
Teaming W/Florida
#TeamLOVEBigDiCk
I’m too shallow(?) down below.
In theory, I want it, but when he show up with it… *runs*
@#TeamLOVEBigDiCk
Love KingCobra HEADS OMG like a BIG EFFN Mushroom I will suck til the last drop
@man already u got my back
@HIS MOMMY
“I have been with 3 at one time…best **** I EVER experienced..
I didnt start it tho..”
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**STAINLESS STELL**
Tell me about the women. What did they look like? How did they “make their move?” Was one better than the other? Was it yall dirty lil secret (that would make it better)? Were yall “friendly” and “touchy feely” afterwards?
lakercrazy says: i looove my inglewoooood even tho its kinda getto but its home
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It has gone down…not the same as when I was growing up there…we still had the riff raft..but at least the riff raft worked…now it’s turning slum
Yall when these comments close we need to go the post right under this one
OTB… girl me too but I like challenges… Its an adventure with my man all the time.. I play a game how much can i take today.. I make short term goals and long terms goals when dealing with him
#TeamLoveBigDickANDFatMonkeys
Wait now, dont get it twisted. I do believe in it being “too big” — but still, I need it to hurt sooo good
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**STAINLESS STELL**
@ Snooty
Please let me know if I can assist you further. Again, just here to help
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@HIS MOMMY
“I have been with 3 at one time…best **** I EVER experienced..
I didnt start it tho..”
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**STAINLESS STELL**
Tell me about the women. What did they look like? How did they “make their move?” Was one better than the other? Was it yall dirty lil secret (that would make it better)? Were yall “friendly” and “touchy feely” afterwards?
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#teampainispleasure
@man is sooo right! It so much better when you sneak and
Choco says:
Love KingCobra HEADS OMG like a BIG EFFN Mushroom I will suck til the last drop
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OTB… girl me too but I like challenges… Its an adventure with my man all the time.. I play a game how much can i take today.. I make short term goals and long terms goals when dealing with him
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ok we are moving to next post chit i looove me some big fat loong dic* make sure they hit the spot right!!!! #teamlovebigdick #teamfatmonkey #teaminglewooood
If Man gets excited and starts *spraying* the room, I blame ALL yall!
***sits down next to Man and laker******* waiting for His to give details
@Brown……What can brown do for me?
I make short term goals and long terms goals when dealing with him
This chit here?!!!!!
Where have you been all my blogging life @Snooty!!! I C U!!!! 
Had a mini-man once, that was the
623?
@Man,
My homegrl started it lol
I was laying on the livingroom floor FCKED UP and two of them started already and my grl str8 whispered, “dnt mention this to my brother”(cus her brother was friends with my dude) lol and then I didnt see her head anymore…all I know is we all fcked eachother…and thats all i got for u..
“@Brown……What can brown do for me?”
*rubs hands together*
Oh wait, that says @BROWN.
Sorry
Dibblin and dabblin’ trying to get something happenin’ 
Had a mini-man once, that was the ULTIMATE dealbreaker!
@MZ. DIMPLZ
“If Man gets excited and starts *spraying* the room, I blame ALL yall!”
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Why is HIS holding me in suspense like this???????????????????
“then I didnt see her head anymore…”
*weeps* tears of joy though!
@FloridaChick813…. LOL you too girl
Teampainispleasure,teampreschoolers,teamtakeitallevenifitkillsyou
@ Man sorry but, you searching for the vaseline and ish I just don’t want you to have a blowout. *no offense*
@Flo, see what I’ve been trying to tell you. If any of your friends were your “real friends” you’d have had some cooch by now.
@ Man….Maybe it’s her version of foreplay. I see she came back and answered though
You aint neva had a man so MINI that he tries to push it in you….so MINI that if you take a deep breath….its falls out… :/
#youdontknowMINI
@HIS MOMMY
“My homegrl started it lol
I was laying on the livingroom floor FCKED UP and two of them started already and my grl str8 whispered, “dnt mention this to my brother”(cus her brother was friends with my dude) lol and then I didnt see her head anymore…all I know is we all fcked eachother…and thats all i got for u..”
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AND A SECRET TOO!!!!!!
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**DIAMOND PLATED STAINLESS STEEL**
That’s a beautiful story. Please tell me you got it on with her a few more times with the agreement her brother wouldn’t know!
OTB… I have been a member of SR for a very long time i pop in and out..
school keeps me pretty busy i am on a break now though for a month
Now I have plans to go to the gay bar tomorrow night with my BD
See the trouble ya’ll get me in to!
lol @ OTB
Mz I’ve had that before and the damn thing kept poppin out so imagine my surprise when I found out he told me he got someone pregnant!!!!
If Man gets excited and starts *spraying* the room, I blame ALL yall!
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Slight turn on
I had a mini me and that mofo made me sick to my effn stomach
If any of your friends were your “real friends” you’d have had some cooch by now.
OutsidetheBox says:
You aint neva had a man so MINI that he tries to push it in you….so MINI that if you take a deep breath….its falls out…
#youdontknowMINI
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wtf@OTB
Your right! These bish’s aint sh.it!!!!
@MzDimplez1123…..
@blowout
#teamPeerPressureandPleasure!!!
#teamPeerPressureandPleasure!!!
@OTB.. where have you been… lol OMG
@MZ DIMPLEZ
“sorry but, you searching for the vaseline and ish I just don’t want you to have a blowout. *no offense*”
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LOL. Naw, no blowouts. **HINT**NOW if I had been provided with some pictures…**HINT**
So we got a month of this Nookie CHIT I mean Snooty y’all!!!
@I sure did…
S/N ladies u havent LIVED until u bump coochies *faints @ the thought*
#TeamVaginaRubbing
(even if I am on that team alone) lmao
teamadultpressureandpeenpleasureallatonce
“Or so MINI that it slipped out the condom, kinda MINI????”
See
@Mirs know what a bish tom’bout!
#damn
@OTB….Can you handle this or what??????????? you scared
guess I dont have any real friends either! *sendin txts firing friends*
“#TeamVaginaRubbing (even if I am on that team alone) lmao”
Chit! Even Man on that team!!!
@His_Mommy623 …cyber ^5
@HIS MOMMY
“S/N ladies u havent LIVED until u bump coochies *faints @ the thought*
#TeamVaginaRubbing (even if I am on that team alone) lmao
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**tears of joy**
That is so beautiful!
#TeamVaginaRubbing I’m the coach!
Acting like y’all aint never had to move him to the floor and still couldnt feel it. Hmph. No?
#damn
My Daughter’s daddy is a mini-man. Only time I got any sensation was when there was toys, tongues and fingers involved. Not no more though you gotta be atleast 8 1/2 to play here now. LOL
Or so MINI that it slipped out the condom, kinda MINI????
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No I got one better so damn mini you say put it my butt and still nothing
Just SICK
OutsidetheBox says:
“Or so MINI that it slipped out the condom, kinda MINI????”
See @Mirs know what a bish tom’bout!
Acting like y’all aint never had to move him to the floor and still couldnt feel it. Hmph. No?
#damn
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Or so effing MINI that the “program” just stopped responding, and you have to click “End Now”
*weeps with pleasure*
so u guys understand? I wish I had a vag to rub upon at this moment lmao
Whatchutom’bout?
Has never rubbed Kitties with a girl before.
“#TeamVaginaRubbing I’m the coach!”
NIgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
@mirsmommy…..OMG stop right now i cant take anymore
You have to check it out before you get intimate..
make him fill out the peen application
Dam yall my comment was 666
Has never rubbed Kitties with a girl before.
So basically, you havent lived?
I think she fixed it @Choc.
Snooty do you need me to examine now then again in a month just so you can know for sure????
Has move a ninja to the floor and was like Fluck it, this is a total waste of carpet burn.
OTB… Ms. lady you are way too much….
@MzDimples
U need too…srsly
@brown.. you live way too far…
I guess not. LOL
@ His… I’ll keep that in mind.
SnootyPooty1 says:
@mirsmommy…..OMG stop right now i cant take anymore
@Or so effing MINI that the “program” just stopped responding, and you have to click “End Now”
You have to check it out before you get intimate..
make him fill out the peen application
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“Has move a ninja to the floor and was like Fluck it, this is a total waste of carpet burn.”
Cause some of them burns are #worthit
*waves*
She was cute too.
#damn
@MZ DIMPLEZ
“Has never rubbed Kitties with a girl before.”
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What have you done with a girl before?
@ OTB….Exactly! LOL
2hrs and 45min IS NOT THAT FAR
Why u leaving grl? come back!
@OTB
lmaooo u a fcking MESS
Has move a ninja to the floor and was like Fluck it, this is a total waste of carpet burn.
@mirsmommy… I have never had one of those ever thanks GOD
@ HIS you not on that team alone
SMALL PEEN IS A
mushroom heads are great, squirtin it she chiiiitttttttttttt. 3sums are the bestest and if MAN sprays the room I might just swallow. *dont judge it is SR after dark after all*
Cause some of them burns are #worthit
Hell yeeeaaaa!!!! I just had a scab fall off of my knee that was totally worth it
OutsidetheBox says:
*waves*
She was cute too.
#damn
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Yall can’t be runnin hoez off! Bein all crass and chit.
LMAO @ Harlem
@His real talk, they be the MAIN ones.
and if MAN sprays the room I might just swallow
I love this bish!
You guys are making people leave ands stuff….
“Yall can’t be runnin hoez off! Bein all crass and chit.”
Where Krysi @??? Movie quote time!
well damn @Harlem
get em bish! u swallowing n chit lmao
@ Man…Now why she gotta be a hoe?! LOL
@Harlem
Wait, who got ran off???
Im lost :/
@MISS HARLEM
YOU BUMPED SOME KITTIE TOO!!!
this blog**
**I
OMG, you are too much.
@ggouch
I told his ass to get the fluck on before Five0 arrested me for contributing to a toddler!!! 
please
@ Ggouch ….If all he did was hold on and rub against you, his dumbass didn’t know THAT was his cuddle time?
@Flo 1st Lovely pretty ass was eating
and chit then in #682… 
ssshhhhhh I did once or twice maybe three or four or five times not sure it was back in my younger days before i found religion and lost it….
contributing to a toddler!!!
#Nocuddleforsmalpeens
I know this post is on its last leg, i’m surprised its still up lol
@Flo
possibly a bible thumper, I dunno
@ HARLEM
So are you gonna take some in your mouth then let some drop in Flo’s mouth from yours??????
I cant take anymore of this right now Oh my
@MZ DIMPLEZ
“Has never rubbed Kitties with a girl before.”
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What have you done with a girl before?
**second request:
**
ok @Brown
I see u…
Sandrarose gone wild……………..
OutsidetheBox says: #Nocuddleforsmalpeens
Flucking dying 
No wet wet either…I refuse to waste a drop of my splendid ass jucies!! on his lame ass!!! How do you live with yourself brah!!! JUST HOW!!!!!!! betcha ass won’t go get disability for that shyt!!!
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I try being shy but I am as freaky and nasty as can be just dont want it confused with hoshyt so only once in awhile. LOL
@ HARLEM
So are you gonna take some in your mouth then let some drop in Flo’s mouth from yours??????
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Wait!! Pump ya brakes!!!!! That doesnt sound too great to me
Now if he wannt squirt it on my…. well… nevermind…
No one thought it was disgusting like I did to get a small peen then tell him to put in your butt and it was worse that night plagued my soul for years
@ggouch… you are killing me today
@betcha ass won’t go get disability for that shyt!!!
@ Brown..Lawd, yall snowballin now?!
@ Man..
hmm so @ggouch has splendid ass juices… thats nice to know
@ snooty, this is what happens when Sandra leaves us alone!! every body just turns the hell out
Im out ya’ll
Have a GREAT weekend
Told yall the E-ORGY started at 3p
@MISS HARLEM
“I try being shy but I am as freaky and nasty as can be just dont want it confused with hoshyt so only once in awhile. LOL”
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Perfectly natural!
**women worry about hoeshyt too much**
So how often your man get to join in? Wait, do you prefer men or women?
@ggouch.. i see I am confessing my sins I mean skeletons…
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Will be back in good girl mode on Monday
Relax Flo it’s natural! All the women are doing it!
byeeeee Flo
add me bish!!
@FloridaChick813.. you too thanks love
@ BROWN actually I will swallow whatever MAN gives me and whats left I can tongue FLO’S azz down so we can both get that nut and some tongue action at the same time
@MZ DIMPLEZ
REF: POST 730
Does that mean you kissed another girl?
You gotta be specific with my retarded azz.
Flo add me too.. sharonbrown2007@yahoo.com
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS WOW!!!!!!!!!!
now carry on as if I’m not even here….
plagued my soul for years
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@browns..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you dont say
ok MissHarlem is showing all of her ass up in here!
Flo add me too.. sharonbrown2007@ yahoo. com
@ Man…That and exactly that other gesture. (as it looks not whatever it’s meant to be.)
HARLEM as long as you share because sharing is caring
@Les
hey bew *hugs*
where u been bish?
Ms. Harlem, I am pleasently shocked and intrigued at today’s admissions!!!! WOW!!!!
Sandra leaves this blog and yall just act the hell up SMH! Talkn bout dycks n ****s……
#TeamDaddyLongLegs
Add me too…dont know what I’m being added to but Flo add me too
clayne203 @ yahoo
@ggouch.. hmmm not me right i am innocent
@ Mean..If I get banned, imma tell Sandy that Man shot something in my eye and I couldn’t see what the hell I was typing.
#TeamCoverMyAss
@MzDimplez1123…. me too
@les
its FB
@Mean
WTF u go? hmm?
@His
Hey bew…**kisses**…working like a da m n slave…I miss uuuuuuuuu…….and Flo, and Brownnnnniiieeee, and GG, and Choco, and Ms., and Miss, and Man, and Mean…and everybody esle I forgot!
@MZ DIMPLEZ
“That and exactly that other gesture. (as it looks not whatever it’s meant to be.)”
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Beautiful. All women love other women.
Now, again, I eat crayons and ride the short bus and **** so:
SnootyPooty1 says:
@browns..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you dont say
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You lost me
@Snooty…LOL
In that case…I think its clayne28 @ gmail
Ms. Harlem, I am pleasently shocked and intrigued at today’s admissions!!!! WOW!!!!
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Why do I wanna say this same thing to you
@ Man …Yes with hand manipulation involved.
@BROWNSUGAPOET…. so much has happen since then not sure what i was referring to…. SO you make house calls huh???
@MEAN N SURLY
If you in here dawg, I think you the last person not to
I’m just sayin…
@snooty if you still around I am on FB (I dont post on my wall or anything I prefer twitter) so send me your FB info on twitter please and thank you
MissHarlem had Jungle juice for lunch…she is in rare form I see…I like, I like!
My Bootiful Les-
LOL you guys.
@ BROWN yes sharing is caring
@ GG only when we on topic I am an open book you can ask anything you want
@ HIS yes girl I am showin my nice rump ass
@ MAN dont care to be labeled but I had both genders if that answers your question
lmao@Choco
my email is my name. My names Noochii lol@ur email
GG I haven’t admitted to anything!
@MZ. DIMPLEZ
**sitting down indian style**
Please tell me your memories!
MissHarlem says:
@ BROWN actually I will swallow whatever MAN gives me and whats left I can tongue FLO’S azz down so we can both get that nut and some tongue action at the same time
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just wow jsut wow hey les were u been??
:dead @Dont know what Im being added to but add me too!
“@ BROWN actually I will swallow whatever MAN gives me and whats left I can tongue FLO’S azz down so we can both get that nut and some tongue action at the same time”
Heeeyyyyyy Snooty! ;-)
smh@man
ur a fcking trip lmao
@ Man…Which time and there was always a man involved. Still wanna hear it?
@MISS HARLEM
” dont care to be labeled but I had both genders if that answers your question”
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From my experience, that means you more a little more lesbian than bi. I SUPPORT THIS! Are you into sharing tho? You know, like regular threesomes?
@LesBinLuv … LOl Hey
Girl we are all innocent!!! I don’t care what this blogg says…if I ever got confronted about this shyt.. I would straight be like “Did you see me type that”…
answer the question…did YOUR EYES see ME TYPE this? No you didn’t!! so it wasn’t me…it wasn’t me muthaflucker it wasn’t me
@Choco
Hey bew!
@OTB and @Laker…how dare I not mention yall separately…HHHEEYYY YAALLLL! I been workin lik shat bish…I think I may hop on a plane and fly to @His tonite…I need to get away!
@MZ DIMPLEZ
“Which time and there was always a man involved. Still wanna hear it?”
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Yes, please only include pertinent details concerning the man however…
@MISS HARLEM
” dont care to be labeled but I had both genders if that answers your question”
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From my experience, that means you more a little more lesbian than bi. I SUPPORT THIS! Are you into sharing tho? You know, like regular threesomes?
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YUP…I agree with @MAN on this…just come on over…I’m here, u won’t be alone!
@His
like she didn’t say she was italian 
I feel go ghetto for that
Why was I
Lawd @ Man…I’ll just say he mainly watched which I thought was so odd at the time but, judging by your posts, I see he behaved pretty normally. LOL
That feels good @Miss…dont stop!
Hey Les! *wvaes*
Believe it or not Im still
y’all1
i had to take one of BROWNs speacial breaks and chit.
@les
want me to leave my door cracked?
cus I will..
“did YOUR EYES see ME TYPE this? No you didn’t!! so it wasn’t me…it wasn’t me muthaflucker it wasn’t me”
And thats is the damn
Everybody know that!
**yall know they got a slew of “straight” women readin this chit wet as an 80′s jherri curl!**
Ok, back in good girl mode. Gonna just read going forward.
Ok, back in good girl mode. Gonna just read going forward.
@choco
lmaooo its just a nickname I’m not italian. I’m blk, indian, german and creole (and I have to say creole cus my grandma didnt play that shyt lol)
Snooty I do make house calls and that’s only because I wanna help sooooo much
Damn Les, you enter the room and now I am all niagra and shyt!! I gots to go on that note!! Happy Licking …OOPS!! I mean happy weekend….of licking…
Oh hell just be happy!! Ta-Ta SR FAM
OTB.. add me… lol
**yall know they got a slew of “straight” women readin this chit wet as an 80’s jherri curl!**
@MAN said:
“wet as an 80’s jherri curl”….PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP IT PLEASE!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**yall know they got a slew of “straight” women readin this chit wet as an 80’s jherri curl!**
:rofl They pussy might me wet…but they are still judging!!! 
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@ MAN sharing is carin and I had 3sums both ways
@ GG I will say the same thing if you didnt see me type it than I didnt
**yall know they got a slew of “straight” women readin this chit wet as an 80’s jherri curl!**
@His
Yes…leave whatever else you’d like open as well…I’ll just help myself upon arrival!
@ggouch
Byeeee bew
u know urmy cocoa goddess =)~
OTB did u record your special break?
@les
understood
BYE BEAUTIFUL MOMMY623!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE LUCIOUS!!! BYE MEAN!!! BYE MAN!!! BYE SNOOTY!! and yes…wait for it…BYE CHOCO!!! and shout out to my inglewood family inda house have a great weekend ladies and gents
@GG
Ok, you can go now!
Let me lick it b4 u go…
Toodles bew!
@MISS HARLEM
“sharing is carin and I had 3sums both ways”
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Wait, not a “threesome” with you and two guys?
That doesn’t qualify you know.
@Snoots, sweetie , I cant find your email on the board
…what # was it?
On the real I wanna f Les now but I digress
make it hit 1000 post…has that happend before?
NM1 Found it! @Snoots
Bye GG! Have a good weekend.
@OTB
Did you add me yet…do it bish!
Snooty I made a special point to add u to my contacts!
I DONT GIVE FVCK *in my Chris Tucker voice* they can judge all they want.
@ LES I can
all night lonnnnngggg
@BROWNSUGAPOET… that is very kind of you… what you do suggest..
Bye ggouch have a fantastic weekend…
go with the message ur vag is sending u grl!
Hit dat shyt
@Choco
And how does that make you feel?????…….
Yes…leave whatever else you’d like open as well…I’ll just help myself upon arrival!”
So I missed that part of kindergarten that teaches of how to share without going #batshytcrazy cause her twat open for somebody else…#workingonitthough. *a little steamy…not the good kind*
@BROWN. I damn near aint make it to the bathroom…
@Ggouch
Cya Hot Chocolate have a good one
OTB… sharonbrown2007@ yahoo. com
@Harlem
u aint the only one…*swoons*
I bask in the art of
word..
Welp…that did it…I’ll be driving to Harlem tonite…you are in Harlem right?!
I got you @Les. Imma add it when i get to the crib.
*thinking* That bish betta KNOW I got her*
@BROWNSUGAPOET… lol okay. you can add me to Fb or tweeter
opps Twitter
@OTB
Bish stop playing, u hold a special place in my e-heart bew..
I’m just making sure u gna open up for me and not the face snatcher!!
hot and bothered is a understatement
@Les
my cooter and then do some other devilish things to me maybe I will think of you when I screw tonight
Like I want u to
back from my speacial break yall have a good weekend by by *waves*
@MISS HARLEM
“I DONT GIVE FVCK *in my Chris Tucker voice* they can judge all they want.
@ LES I can
all night lonnnnngggg”
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I bet your panties look like you spilled a whole bottle of baby oil in them!
I KNOW you fuggin something tonight. Wish I was up there to help or watch or something! I’D GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SWALLOW!!
OTB has alot of adding to do tonight, mm hmm
@ MAN hell no one guy two girls and than all three girls. WHats wrong with you?
Snooty I have MANY suggestions but I’n bout to leave!
I guess I need to get a FB instead of addin yall to my yahoo!
So when yall get random vulgar emails……guess who!
LOL
#teamvaggierubs
MAN!!!
U are fcking crazy!!
are u on steel man? lol
@His and @Harlem
One take the top, the other take the bottom and whoever stops first…gets tied to a chair being forced to watch me “pound” the other…you must wait as punishment!
DAMN I LEAVE TO WORK AND YA’LL IN HERE SEXIN AND SH!T! IM JEALOUS I NEED SOME TOO
Laker needed one too!
So when yall get random vulgar emails……guess who!
@Brown
I got ya email hun
@OTB add me bish lol
@er’body… I’m out!! (I’m going to holla at my purple rabbit) lol
Next week ya’ll *e-hugs all around*
all i have to say is wow….
@His
Never kicked to the curb…you will always be #1 bish and dont you forget it!
@HIS MOMMY
“MAN!!!
U are fcking crazy!!
are u on steel man? lol
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I think on some “titanium carbon” type chit! My left leg went numb cause all the blood went to my di©k!
@Snooty
Why u so hot and bothered?
“pound” the other…you must wait as punishment!
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Damn Damn Damn (Flo Evan’s Voice)
I e heart you guys have a great weekend will be emailing and giving my FB name so we can all add each other.
@ MAN dont tell me you gonna give me somthing to swallow and dont
@ LES I do but I will be in DC in 3 weeks
TIL MONDAY
FCK @Les bought me back for a min…cus I’m definitely diggin this idea
*cues music for Thick*
? Bounce ya ass like that like that.
Bounce that ass like that like that.
?
Bend over let me see it from the back.
Like Beyonce, like Trina, like a big bootie ass black diva… like a
stripper…up and down like flippa, bend over let me see it from the back. ?
@Choco
My specialities…while you’re engaging in activities tonight…and he’s attempting at the 4-play thing…imagine me licking…while he’s wasting your time!
Double shots of hennessy
let it get you groovy….
Gone work yo ass do ya thang, Imma do me. I done switched to dossier,
got a Swisha, got a room key.
LMAO
@MissHarlem… dont for me…
@Man
@les
ok ma, I wont forget that..
and just
@ choco
why u brang flawda evans up in this!
cause all the blood went to my di©k!
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Lovely thought and vision
I bid you all Farewell FAM going to go find a victim to rape and devour
Bye @His! I got you! MMmhmmmm.
@ OTB MAKE SURE YOU SLAP IT HARD WHEN I BEND OVA BABY…
all this ecumming has to stop
imagine me licking…while he’s wasting your time!
#narcissist!!!!!!!!!!!
@OTB
Turn that shat up! Good “f*cking” music!
imagine me licking…while he’s wasting your time!
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You betta get in my Belly (Austin Powers)
@His
I don’t know girl whenever I say Damn I think of that
Dueces ACES
SnootyPooty1 says:
all this ecumming has to stop
NEVERRRRRRRRRR!!!
Bye Everybody…hugs and licks for all…no lick for you of course @MAN and @Mean! LLS
Have a good weekend yall…Monday begins my b-day festivities so be prepared!
Good Aftenoon SR Family!
Sorry I’m late. I was doing work and my lunch time wax appt. ran over.
Is the orgie over?
@His_Mommy623………..I know im just kidding… hehehehheheehehe
ecumming? The author? Oh I very much enjoy that body of work…
Oh wait! E- CUMMING
@His
Make sure you remember…you and Flo are in for it!
So Snooty email, txt, smoke signals, morse code, paer airplane, messgae in a bottle, somethin! I need updates and pics if u just wanna be nice! I dont really do Twitter or FB because the people I talk to already know how to get n touch with me.
Seriously fam yall have a good one!
@Maya_Marie….
you missed it we are all worn out now…
So how was lunch
I’m going home now to Reality-Cum!
Dueces!
@maya *hugs*
damn mama. We all leaving now!
@Les
Byeeee baby<33
ok I'm gone fa real ya'll :licks: to my willing e-sisters.. Peesh!!
OKay email me I will send you a nice pic no naughty ones…
@brown.. you are crazyyyyyyyy but i like it….
Everyone thats leaving have a good weekend!!!!!!!!!!
@LESBIN
I’m determined to get you to try me. Or at least let me lick you a few times.
@MAYA…I MISSED IT TOO…OTB DID SLAP MY ASS THOUGH…GUESS WE GOTTA WAIT TILL MONDAY…I’M OUT GOTTA GO HOME AND GET SOME REALLLLLL LOVING…YA’LL MAKE ME WET DAMN NEAR EVERYDAY…I THINK I NEED TO CALL MY SPECIAL FRIEND WITH THE SPECIAL PARTS.
@879 Man, if you do after you get your hands and feet together I’m coming too.
@ His hi pretty lady!
@Snooty it was ok- I had to get the fat monkey waxed. I don’t do bush!
DAMN I missed it! I really wanted to e-suck Man’s dick! oh well I will be sure to be here on time next Friday!
i have nothing. hell, post is up to 880+. I had to post a freebie.
@.. Me either lol
SR Afterdark now available in the afternoon
Wooooooow!!!
@Maya_Marie… I dont do hair either
@Maya_Marie… ahhh man i guess i am the only preschoolers
@ Snooty
Girl be proud of your preschooler!!!! I’m sure you know how to work it!
@Maya_Marie… who me
We ran people out of the room they couldnt handle the truth
CTFUUUU LLS OMG I KNOW IM LATE BUT FORGET ALL YALL HEATHENS MY VIRGIN EARS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO SEE THESSE THINGS AT WORK. I ALMOST DIED READING THIS ISH;…..O HOW I MISS THE SR FAM!!!! YALL ARE TOO MUCH
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