Is Ciara a Shoe Whore? Claims She Spends $11K a Month On Shoes
Ciara and Solange Knowles have a few things in common: both have failing music careers and they both lie above their means by spending a grip on shoes.
In the latest issue of Pride magazine, Ciara revealed that she spends “about $11,000 a month” on her addiction, and owns “maybe a thousand pairs” of shoes. “When I go shopping, my most extravagant purchases are normally going to be shoes,” she told Pride. “I just love shoes and go for what’s hot. I like everything from Louboutin and Dr Martens to Versace and Fendi.”
According to the Atlanta singer, her habit isn’t that out of control. “A person should always be able to afford to buy extravagant shoes,” she says. “It depends on the items, but, on an average shopping trip I probably spend a minimum of $1,200. It’s not that bad! On average, I will spend about $11,000 a month [on shoes].” Read More…
Drake Isn’t Big Enough for Good Morning America?
My loyal spy over at Good Morning America emailed me a blurb about Canadian rapper Drake which I casually ignored.
I should have paid more attention because now comes word that Drake was rudely rebuffed by the network brass who clearly had no clue who he was. I wish I could post the email, but I have been warned that the network Gods would not look kindly upon me if I did.
It seems that my blog is more well known over there than Drake is.
Anyway, the gist of the email was that the network wasn’t really interested in booking Drake because they considered him to be “just another gangster rapper” — who was not worth paying the extra security for.
Word is that Drake’s camp took offense to that. It seems that Drake’s name was brought up in a programming meeting and that someone in the meeting had to clue the other folks in on who he was. Lol.
“We were interested in having Drake perform, but he was never officially booked,” a network spokesperson said yesterday, noting safety concerns. I’m told that the “safety concerns” excuse was floated around as a way to help Drake save face.
Drake’s camp disputes ABC by claiming that a booking was indeed n place. But I bet they can’t produce the signed paperwork.
The email goes into more juicy detail, but my attorney, Precious Anderson is still out on maternity leave and I just don’t want to deal with the drama.
This is the 2nd time in as many months that Drake has been denied a chance to sing off-key in a NYC outdoor concert. Drake’s June 15 concert at the South Street Pier was also cancelled after fans of former boy band Hanson began running amok in the streets.
JINX? Obama rooting for LeBron to go to the Chicago Bulls
Will LeBron James join Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami as multiple news outlets are reporting? According to Newsday, LeBron will choose the Miami Heat in tonight’s over hyped ESPN special.
According to multiple NBA sources, the two-time MVP Thursday night is expected to choose the Heat, where he would join fellow All-Stars Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh.
But other sources in the NBA say he’s staying in Celeveland because there is no way he would rip the hearts out of his hometown fans by spending an hour celebrating his departure.
Obviously they don’t know narcissists who couldn’t care less about anyone else’s feelings or needs other than their own. Note to Cleveland fans: LeBron just wants a ring. He couldn’t care less about your hearts.
Speaking of narcissist’s, Barack Obama is rooting for LeBron to choose the Chicago Bulls, which almost certainly means he won’t choose the Bulls since every team Obama roots for ends up losing. 
White House spokesman Robert Gibbs says that while the people of Cleveland may disagree with Obama’s desire to see James play in Chicago, he believes they’ll respect that the president [is] rooting for his own hometown team.
Stripper Chronicles: Kenyon Martin’s Pool Party
You have to admit that the life of a stripper is an exciting one compared to yours. There’s nothing wrong with being a wife and mother to your children. But there’s something to be said about living that carefree lifestyle where your bills are paid by the husbands and boyfriends of other women.
Anyway, the last time we heard from Dallas’ Premier exotic dancer and blogger, Zeralyn, she was peeved at NBA star Shawn Marion and rapper Slim Thug for being tightwads and not makin’ it rain down on her in the club.
Since then, Zeralyn has starred in a music video by some cat named Durrough (I hope I spelled that right). And she hit the big time by landing her own radio segment called “Stripper Chronicles” on Dallas’ K104 FM!
Slim Thugga has since apologized for his fiduciary inaction and he promises to do better this coming weekend:
Well, now Zeralyn is back with a new blog post and she has a story to tell:
So an insider *me* went to Kenyon Martins pool party this weekend and I must say it was the most yawn worthy pool (NOTE! THIS MANS HOUSE IS UH FOOL!) party I have ever been to and LAWD knows I have been to some boring shit… Well I can say that he clearly is over TRINA due to the fact that big ass pair of red lips is covered all the way up ..I couldn’t see what he chose to cover it with because I wasn’t bout to be all up on his neck like that. But y’all get the drift… I’m not sure why in the hell he had passwords to get up in that hoe considering when I arrived it was some of the homeliest chicks Dallas had to offer in attendance.
Although the cute females that were there all reminded me of Trina.. Ummm ok…But, moving along I was side tracked when I got a drunk story from a former stripper turned athlete wife who gave me a long drawn out story about her husband, some New York Jet player, that had a baby outside of their marriage… Read More…
Beyonce Survives Terrifying Car Accident in London
Lap dancer Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z narrowly missed being seriously injured in a car accident in London yesterday.
According to witnesses, Beyonce had just gotten out of a limo on her way into Harrods dept. store before joining her hubby Jay Z for a late lunch. When suddenly a taxi came careening around the corner and tore the Mercedes’s door off!
If that cab had been just a few seconds earlier, Beyonce’s lacefront wig would have went flying!
A source told The Sun newspaper: “It was terrifying to watch. It all happened so quickly, the taxi came out of nowhere.
“She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds difference and God knows what could have happened.”
Beyonce, 28, and Jay-Z, 40, were on their way to a romantic meal at Japanese eatery Zuma when the singer decided to make her impromptu stop.
After the accident, the couple were forced to dump the damaged car – and were sent a replacement to take them to the restaurant.
She was later seen looking happy and relaxed after leaving Zuma with Jay-Z. Read More…
Ladies, Can Your Sons Do This?
I am so amazed by the incredible talent displayed by our young men today! I remember back in my day when young boys busied themselves with Summer camp, or bagging groceries at the supermarket, or playing baseball, or joining the Boy Scouts of America, instead of hanging out on the street corners or robbing little old ladies.
Our young men today show how vastly different they are from the young men of my youth. But then back in my day there were more fathers — you know, real men — in the homes to show guidance and teach their boys self-respect.
Today’s young men gather in their bedrooms all over the country to teach each other the latest Hip Hop dance routines. All that hard work has paid off. These kids have better moves than a seasoned stripper. Their (single) mommies must be so proud of them!
Ladies, if you can’t pop your coochie like these boys (who don’t even have coochies), hit up @Zeralyn on Twitter for dance lessons. She will show you why your man stays in the strip clubs until dawn.
Thanks to loyal reader VipAtlStyle for the link!
Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know That…
It was all a joke! There was no disrespect intended toward Judge Marsha Revel… No, seriously.
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