Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Officially Divorced

Sandra Rose August 23, 2010

Golf great Tiger Woods and his former wife Elin Nordegren are officially divorced. That means Tiger can go back to propping up his inflated ego with living blow up dolls, and Elin can move on with her life.

TMZ has obtained the divorce documents filed in the Tiger Woods split … in which the marriage is described as “irretrievably broken.”

According to the docs, Tiger and Elin Nordegren reached a settlement agreement way back at the beginning of July — July 3rd and 4th.

Elin says in the docs that she wants her maiden name restored — Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren.

According to the documents, both Tiger and Elin have each completed a 4-hour parenting course.

UPDATE: We’ve also obtained the final judgment papers. It states the marriage “is hereby dissolved because it is irretrievably broken.” 1. In addition, Elin’s request to restore her maiden name was granted.

Ha ha ha, she doesn’t even want his name. Good for you Elin!

Anna

Good for them. Some ppl should never marry.
OutsidetheBox

You read my mind.

Score one for dignity! Good job, Elin. Give this tiger a chance to change his stripes on his next round!
cheeks8683

And in walks Racheal otherwise known as *the original side-piece #1*
kdillon

Now we can finally stop hearing about this. Tiger was pressured into marriage anyway, he wanted to play the field…. he just paid a high price for it.
Divinebrown

They got their divorced finalized here in Panama City.

I thought that was odd.
SuthernBelle4

For some reason I think Elin knew, but oh well. I still don’t condone Tiger’s hoshyt! All I want to know is how much money she is taking back to Sweden, cause I know she going to be seeing that 3-6Mafia song all the way to the bank, “I look, I feel, I smell like MONEY!!!!!”
SuthernBelle4

oops, “singing”
Itsnotboutme

It’s never good when people get divorced. Especially when there are children involved.
It’s unfortunate for them and hopefully Tiger will become a better man from this.
Divinebrown

@ SuthernBelle…that’s Eightball and MJG BUT YOU AINT LIED ABOUT THAT!!!! I”m curious too! They aren’t releasing the details but I’m sure TMZ will get ahold of some official documents. lol
Anna

Itsnotboutme says:

It’s never good when people get divorced. Especially when there are children involved.
It’s unfortunate for them and hopefully Tiger will become a better man from this.

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It’s bad enough when ones husband cheats w/just one, he cheated w/15. I would have not stayed.
OutsidetheBox

I think its better he left, she left or whoever left. Children or not.

She has a girl child, right? No way should Elin have even considered staying.
chase

Good 4 u Elin a woman after my own heart!!!!! Take that, take that, take that Tiger….
mirsmommy

@ that sad azz pic of Tiger
crzasallgetout

Is Tiger two tone in that picture?
I’m glad Elin left. I couldn’t stay with ONE so no way in hell I’d stay with 15
Man, I just don’t care™

@DIVINE BROWN
“They got their divorced finalized here in Panama City.

I thought that was odd.”
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GTFOH. You in Panama City? That’s where my Dad lives, I was just there week before last.
dcwife1622

Hopefully Tiger will get some help or maybe not…… I’m sure the groupies are lined up. I heard he was cheap…what’s the point in being a side chick for a cheap billionaire?
Man, I just don’t care™

Mission Accomplished Elin, mission accomplished.

Next up, Lebron James. Who is now conveinantly in Florida…
crzasallgetout

@Divine
I was asking who lived in PC before we went on the 6th. It’s HOT as hell down there. The water wasn’t clear either.
crzasallgetout

what’s the point in being a side chick for a cheap billionaire?

Exactly! I guess to be able to say you slept with so and so.
SuthernBelle4

aww lawd, @Divine thanks Ms. Lady. As much as I love 8Ball and MJG (don’t make me kill…) I should know that! I just remember the song cause we hopped to the chorus at a stepshow
Man, I just don’t care™

@DC WIFE
“I heard he ~~was cheap~~ ‘didn’t overpay for cheap azz hoes.'”
Divinebrown

OH HAIIILLL NAAAAAAAAAW…Ya’ll came thru aint didn’t tell nobody! That’s why ya’ll was BOOOORRRRED b/c you didnt hang with meeeee!!!

No but seriously….

@crzasallgetout, for some reason I missed that! The water isnt clear because of THAT STANKIN AZZ NASTY GREEN ALGAE!!! There’s tons of fish and shells tho. I take my snorkel out there and have a ball.

@man….stop playin!!! If you fall thru here again, let me know!!
dcwife1622

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@DC WIFE
“I heard he was cheap ‘didn’t overpay for cheap azz hoes.’”
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Hahahahaha. I loathe you Well what does that say about him bedding cheap azz hoes? He could’ve had the best puzzy money can buy…
MOUTH

HOW MUCH DID SHE GET?
crzasallgetout

@ Divine
I asked Flo about it because she’s the only one I thought was in Florida.
Yeah we went to Shell Island to snorkel where the water was beautiful!On some club called La Vela(sp). It was nice though just HOT
Man, I just don’t care™

@DIVINE BROWN
“….stop playin!!! If you fall thru here again, let me know!!”
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Naw, real chit. My Dad works on the Naval base. Nigga was there when Obama came!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS bored too. I went to “Pier Park” where they rape a nigga out of they wallet but there wasn’t anything else to do.
Divinebrown

crzasallgetout….you coming back soon? The beach is sooooooooooo much better in Mexico Beach.

It’s hot as shiat here!!!!!!!!!! I’m used to it now!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@DC WIFE
““I heard he was cheap ‘didn’t overpay for cheap azz hoes.’”
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Hahahahaha. I loathe you Well what does that say about him bedding cheap azz hoes? He could’ve had the best puzzy money can buy…
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Sounds like he is smart to me. Puzzy is only expensive for broke niggas. The more money you got, the more freely it is offered to you.

I know, sounds azz backwards but that’s how it works.

#hoesarestupid
crzasallgetout

@ Man
Pier Park

@ Divine
Yes but not sure when. I tried to do research
Itsnotboutme

outsidethebox says:

I think its better he left, she left or whoever left. Children or not.

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I agree that the marriage should have ended. It was full of poison and obviously the holy matrimony was not a factor for Tiger.

But it is sad when children are involved. Even if they have a daughter, the daughter has to grow up knowing her father wronged her mom. And it was in front of the entire world to see.

This will be an on going family tragedy years after the media is done dragging this out.
Itsnotboutme

@ Man

What in the world are you talking about. How old are You?
Man, I just don’t care™

@ITSNOTBOUTME
“obviously the holy matrimony was not a factor for Tiger.”
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¿¿¿ ???

…and it WAS for Elin??

She couldn’t have been happier that he “cheated.”
<<< Elin after finding out Tiger "cheated."
Divinebrown

@mannnn…..YOU WERE JUST HERE!!!!!!! GTFOH!!! I got to Reggae J’s out there at Pier Park But, I gotta space it out because the bartenders will have you DUMB DRUNK!! I always leave there SLLLLLOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY!!! lmao!!! The drinks ARE NOT expensive either and there’s a live band. That’s my spot.

@ crzasallgetout….STOOOPPP!! I’m kinda tight I missed you! I did a Florida roll call a few weeks back and I put that up there.

I got to Spinnaker or the hood club KJ’s when I feel like being bothered. lmao!!
Daisy

Good for them and I pray for all involved esp the kids bless their hearts

@DB my church use to have the womens conf n PCity every yr
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@ITSNOTBOUTME
“obviously the holy matrimony was not a factor for Tiger.”
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¿¿¿ ???

…and it WAS for Elin??

She couldn’t have been happier that he “cheated.”
<<< Elin after finding out Tiger "cheated."
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You stoooopid. Bish knew she was bout to get paid.
Man, I just don’t care™

@ITSNOTBOUTME
“What in the world are you talking about. How old are You?”
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You aren’t familiar with the inverse price relationship with puzzy?
Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium

I know I know, I don’t understand these hoes either.
Divinebrown

SuthernBelle4 …yes girl!!!!!!! I love them too!!

Show me the vid of ya’ll hoppin MJG so I can get hype!! lol
dcwife1622

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@DC WIFE
““I heard he was cheap ‘didn’t overpay for cheap azz hoes.’”
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Hahahahaha. I loathe you Well what does that say about him bedding cheap azz hoes? He could’ve had the best puzzy money can buy…
_________________________________________________________________________

Sounds like he is smart to me. Puzzy is only expensive for broke niggas. The more money you got, the more freely it is offered to you.

I know, sounds azz backwards but that’s how it works.

#hoesarestupid

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Again we agree to disagree. You don’t see folks with billions driving a cheap car…so why settle for cheap Puzzy?

#menarethemoststupid

That’s why Elin walked away $100 million richer….because Tiger is stupid.
Itsnotboutme

@ Man

So you think that Elin enjoyed being betrayed, having her business dragged through the mud, people in her family looking down on the man she married (which makes her look even worse for marrying him, and having to deal with this man who committed adultery for the rest of their lives due to the child being involved.

I doubt she is kicking it and living it up and partying because her husband cheated.
Divinebrown

@Daisy…OH YEA? Whereabouts, do you know?
Itsnotboutme

@ Man

You aren’t familiar with the inverse price relationship with puzzy?
Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium

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strangely enough I get it. but uggggghhhhh.
Man, I just don’t care™

@DC WIFE
“Again we agree to disagree. You don’t see folks with billions driving a cheap car…so why settle for cheap Puzzy?

#menarethemoststupid

That’s why Elin walked away $100 million richer….because Tiger is stupid.”
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Are you comparing a car to a woman? LOL.
I could explain in exquiste detail the difference between an exotic sports car and a “exotic woman” and why one is worth more than the other.

But all you have to do is look at the history of the world and I think it will do all the explaining for me.

Tiger “gambled” that his “marriage” would increase his “brand” as far as marketing, and it did. You gamble enough and eventually you will lose. That’s how it works. In the long run she accomplished what she set out to do, Tiger will be fine and he is a shining example to other people in his posistion not to get married. Everybody wins.
SuthernBelle4

lol, @Divine I wish I could but that show we did was two years ago. I am pretty sure someone recorded it, but you would be hyped cause we was straight “gangsta”! Yes, AKAs can be trill too, lol
ajonesy

i want to agree with MAN, but the truth is, broke n*ggas can get free puzzy too … oh i’ve seen it. and pulling decent looking chicks as well.

@DC WIFE – tiger is cheap? it depends on how cheap is cheap? lmao. i’m sure there are tons of chicks that could be persuaded to sleep with him for 500.00. does that make him cheap? i think it makes him smart and these thirsty ho.es looks cheap.

imo of course lol
ajonesy

sorry man … this is a no go.

“Everybody wins.”

not true.
Man, I just don’t care™

@ITSNOTABOUTME
“You aren’t familiar with the inverse price relationship with puzzy?
Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium

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strangely enough I get it. but uggggghhhhh.
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Exactly! So, with Tiger being on his way to being a billionaire AND being one of the most famous men on the planet, naturally he shouldn’t have to pay for NATHAN for them hoes.

I would have been insulted if I were him and one of those bytches asked for something.
“Bytch, do you know who I am?”-Tiger’s CORRECT response to a bytch’s inquiry

I wonder if Obama gotta trick anything off for the hoes? I mean, he famous and chit, but not particularly “rich.”
Man, I just don’t care™

@AJONESY
“i want to agree with MAN, but the truth is, broke n*ggas can get free puzzy too … oh i’ve seen it. and pulling decent looking chicks as well.”
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Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium

That’s a general rule, not a mandate. Like any rule, there are exceptions.

But all things being equal (personality,looks,etc.), the richer/more famous/more powerful the guy, the LESS he has to do for the puzzy.
crzasallgetout

Again we agree to disagree. You don’t see folks with billions driving a cheap car…so why settle for cheap Puzzy?

Really? I do. White folks good about driving reasonable cars and have shiatloads of money. Same thing about their clothes. THAT’S HOW THEY STAY RICH. Unlike us
ajonesy

@ man. agreed. lol
Man, I just don’t care™

@AJONESY
“agreed. lol”
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I know how hoes be thinking. I got ‘mind control’ on these hoes.
ajonesy

lmao.

or maybe those hoes are just dumb as all hell lmao.
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

She was never really interested in him. She played the game long enough to get her two babie$ by a wealthy athlete. She will be sitting pretty for the next 18 years. Next.
SuthernBelle4

@crzasallgetout co-sign all the way. I read an article about the buying power of Black folks and the BILLIONS of dollars we spend is used primarily for Clothes, Cars, and Homes- in that order. It also discussed how we spend 287million on bucks so none of this mofo companies bout to peddle books to Black folks cause according to the numbers our arses don’t like to read :/
dcwife1622

crzasallgetout says:

Again we agree to disagree. You don’t see folks with billions driving a cheap car…so why settle for cheap Puzzy?

Really? I do. White folks good about driving reasonable cars and have shiatloads of money. Same thing about their clothes. THAT’S HOW THEY STAY RICH. Unlike us
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I said billionaires…not millionaires! Maybe you know some billionaires…I don’t..I agree if you are a thousandaire then you should not drive something too expensive..I have a hard time believing Billionaires don’t have luxury cars with drivers….
dcwife1622

@Man…I’m still disagreeing…The kids lose
Redeemed777

I wanna know right now what is the difference between Elin getting money from tiger AND Kelis getting money from Nas, because last time I checked, Kelis was being cursed left and right, but Elin gets a pass and congrats????????????
Man, I just don’t care™

@DC WIFE
“…I’m still disagreeing…The kids lose ”
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¿¿¿ ???

they might be the biggest winners of all.
Itsnotboutme

@man

how much time have you invested learning the how this bizness work?
Is there a class that teaches:

Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium

what is the equation for this // X + Y = Puzzy Discount

X – Y = Puzzy Premium
2
Therefore: X – Y = No Puzzy
Man, I just don’t care™

@ITSNOTBOUTME
“how much time have you invested learning the how this bizness work?
Is there a class that teaches:

Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium

what is the equation for this // X + Y = Puzzy Discount

X – Y = Puzzy Premium
2
Therefore: X – Y = No Puzzy”
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With age comes wisdom my dear. Come to me, and I can teach you many things.
ricanlbc

MANWHORE!
ELIN WAS A NANNY(AU-PAIR) SHE WAS ON THE CREEP ANYWAY. DID SHE DESERVE THIS? NO BUT NONETHELESS IT WAS A HUGE COMEUP! :0
kwall

“and take your gatdayum name with ya…”

gone head elin. gone head mama.
Anna

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@DC WIFE
“…I’m still disagreeing…The kids lose ”
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¿¿¿ ???

they might be the biggest winners of all.

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They are the winners because they don’t have to live in a house w/mommy and daddy pretending to be happy. Most kids hate that mommy and daddy stayed together for the sake of the family. There was no repairing this marriage. The kids are still young and mommy and daddy w/soon be able to be in the same room w/out the side eye. It will take time but is possible.
kwall

@DB and SuthernBelle4

i done already told yall….

i stans HARD for 8ball and mjg. three six mafia. hail even old skool geto boys…if you make music…GOOD music…and you from the souf..i fux wit it! was listening to project pat TODAY…

#icantgetenuff…so country it HURTS.
Anna

kwall says:

“and take your gatdayum name with ya…”

gone head elin. gone head mama.
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I was kind of surprised she took back her name. Most women want to keep it so all can share the same name. It’s not like we don’t know who she is.
kwall

I was kind of surprised she took back her name. Most women want to keep it so all can share the same name.
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i never took the name of my now estranged husband in the first place. i don’t think folks look at chu side ways no more if you have a diff. name than your kids.

my mom claims that is why she kept my dad last name. said she wrote down her maiden name..to test the waters…on some of my older sister school stuff and the lady called her with all KINDS of questions. said she QUICKLY re-embraced his name.

so many mixed, blended, hyrbid families these days folks don’t have time to look to see WHO last name it is…lmao…
Anna

kwall says:

I was kind of surprised she took back her name. Most women want to keep it so all can share the same name.
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i never took the name of my now estranged husband in the first place. i don’t think folks look at chu side ways no more if you have a diff. name than your kids.

my mom claims that is why she kept my dad last name. said she wrote down her maiden name..to test the waters…on some of my older sister school stuff and the lady called her with all KINDS of questions. said she QUICKLY re-embraced his name.

so many mixed, blended, hyrbid families these days folks don’t have time to look to see WHO last name it is…lmao…

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LOL, what the heck am I talking about. I took back my maiden name and when I got married again I hyphenated. (It seems like another life time ago, I forgot all about it). I hypenated because my dad is an only child and most of his kids are girls. My kids do have their dad’s last name and hubby and I don’t have any kids. I have seen 5 kids in one family and they all have a diff last name. You know ppl do judge even though it’s todays norm.
kwall

I hyphenated because my dad is an only child and most of his kids are girls.
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that’s why i kept mine too!!! my dad had only me and my sister…then a son by his second marriage. and hail up in until recently our brother was ahhh….questionable. not GAY…(if he WAS we would still love him to death…) just we never saw him with any girls until he bought the girl he married around…so he gave us quite a scare lmaooo! it is safe to say now that our name will at least live to see another generation. SHEW…lol.
Anna

kwall says:

I hyphenated because my dad is an only child and most of his kids are girls.
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that’s why i kept mine too!!! my dad had only me and my sister…then a son by his second marriage. and hail up in until recently our brother was ahhh….questionable. not GAY…(if he WAS we would still love him to death…) just we never saw him with any girls until he bought the girl he married around…so he gave us quite a scare lmaooo! it is safe to say now that our name will at least live to see another generation. SHEW…lol.
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LOL about your brother. I have a few gays/lesbian in my circle. Funny thing is they were married to the opposite sex. Some w/kids. We all knew they were gay/lesbian in 3rd grade. LOL. They just came out and their in their mid 30’s.
MzAkatude

Why do u have to “request” to use your maiden name?
prettypink

@MzAkatude – It basically means that since she legally changed her name to woods when she got married, she had it legally changed back to her maiden name in the divorce.
lexdiamonz

i agree with man pu**y is the worlds best traded currency- wars have been fought over it, great cities have toppled because of the pursuit of it and the strongest man was brought to his knees because of it the sad thing is half of the world’s women dont know the power of it and throw it away

either way it goes bish went from a NANNY to a GD millionaire have a baby by Tiger and be a millionare !!!!! that is what he get he wanted to show the “masters” he had wifed one of his daughters so accept him and he was in the background doing some hoshyt now tell me bet he a “nicca” now
like my coworker says it all fun and games to you cheat on becky
lexdiamonz

@kwall

you went back into the vault with the geto boys

what happened to scarface
AllNYC

Big deal – she took back her maiden name. Hardly anyone called her by her married name anyway.