Vivica A. Fox Says She’s Ready To Settle Down: “I waited for God to send me a good man”
Actress Vivica A. Fox says she is ready to settle down with her young beau, Slimm, a local club promoter who swept the 46-year-old off her feet when they met last year.
“I waited for God to send me a good man, and he’s a good Southern man,” she said to Wendy Williams during the show’s taping in NYC on Wednesday. Slimm sat in the audience and beamed proudly when Vivica hinted that the couple are seriously considering having a baby!
“Is he keeper? Like, do you want to have a baby? Do you want to get married?,” asked Wendy.
“Yes. Absoulutely,” Vivica responded confidently before turning to the audience and asking, “Don’t you guys think it’s time for me to have a baby?”
“YEAH!” they responded enthusiastically. Both Vivica and Wendy discussed the challenges of having a baby when you’re a woman of a certain age. Vivica confirmed she still has her periods, but she hasn’t yet begun testing to see if she’s still ovulating.
Awww, I’m so happy for Slimm! He’s such a nice guy. A true gentleman.
Watch the video after the break!
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Go VIV…i guess. I really don’t care
therapist1911 says:
Go VIV…i guess. I really don’t care
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Ditto.
So what if she is still having her periods, does not mean it’s ok to have a baby. The odds of having a down syndrome baby after 40 are high, Viv is closer to 50 than she is 40. There is nothing wrong w/a Down Syndrome child, they are very lovable. I just think that Viv should continue to be Aunt Viv.
Viv looks like she made of wax
Good for her. I guess if Mariah C. can do it, Viv can too.
Really Viv? Guess God don’t care for you that much.
Oh shyt.
A Viv post…I am never gonna make it to the awards at this rate.
I got nothin….
She looks like the human version on the lead girl chipmunk from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
And medicine has come A LONG way anytime this 58 year old woman can even think about having kids
her young beau, Slimm, a local club promoter who swept the 46-year-old off her feet when they met last year.
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He had to sweep her up she got bad knees.
her young beau, Slimm, a local club promoter who swept the 46-year-old off her feet when they met last year.
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If she claim she is 46…that would make her right ovary 48…and her left one 49….at either rate they are pre-menopausal at best.
Hey, if she likes it, I love it… CONGRATS Viv
Don’t you guys think it’s time for me to have a baby?”
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We really don’t care.
Yall better pray that you make it to see your 40s…alot of people don’t.
But adoption is always an option if giving birth is too risky… Her and Slimm seem happy… Kudos boo!
@Kwall- fertility clinics cut off age is 55, and the oldest woman to give birth recently is 66 so she still has a shot. Her breast milk may be powder by the time she gives birth, but that’s no big deal, I guess.
She need to sit her old ass down somewhere trying to have a baby at 46! Hell she’ll be in a nursing home before the kid finishes high school!! Dont do it Slimm!!!
Her breast milk may be powder by the time she gives birth, but that’s no big deal, I guess
you…that was a GOOD one…
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I
I’m glad she is happy, but Viv please have a seat…….
I am happy for any woman that claims to have found happiness after several high profile relationships have gone sour and have been subject to public scrutiny. They look genuinely happy and that’s what matters most!! Haters it’s Friday! Don’t ya’ll take a day off? DAMN!
Get it Viv!!!
smh!!! with all that plastic surgery she den had i hope the baby comes out normal!
smh!!! with all that plastic surgery she den had i hope the baby comes out normal! she
Ain’t nothing but Cobwebs in Viv’s ovaries she needs to stop. I’m so
she messed with her face 
she was sooo pretty back in the day.
she old n plastic!
I wonder if her baby would come out with those cheeks? Might work better for the baby…
With all that plastic floating around in her body, she gon’ give birth to a Baby Alive baby doll.
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk to YOU Vivica
There are SO MANY other things you could’ve asked for LIKE Some F-ing COMMON SENSE regarding putting your already Natural PRETTY FACE through all of the unnecessary TRAUMA that it’s been through
Uhhhh, nevermind, I’ll just keep it to myself
@Civil….artifical cheeks are not GENETIC
IF I WIN ON MY WAY UP ON THE STAGE CAN ALLLLLLLL MY SEXXAY BISHES FONDLE MY BOOB…THANKS IN ADVANCE
CHA CHA
*comes out of his VIP exit and heads towards the Mens room*
@Elove
What’s goin on bruh…
@AL me too
@CIVIE .. just dead
@KWALL stop right now
@EB hey lady
great!.. slim need to stop hiding behind the shades… its cold in NeW Yawk!!!!!
Can we finally get this shyt started! I’m rentin my Eldorado by the ho
ur!
Vivica IS the bionic woman! Half woman Half Jurassic= JUST AMAZING!
*flings myself at cha cha in my velcro body suit that has ‘best’ bedazzled across the front in imported teal diamonds from bermuda*
hour!
2 minutes until showtime..4Loko had to get a commercial break in too
hey @ snooty
Didn’t they break up a few mo.tba ago? Now, he’s your soulmate? She falls fast and hard. She’s as dry as the Sahara dessert. Nothing like a twenty something who’s dripping wet.
@Brown well hello
I’m back *steps across rope* had to change dress
OMG Viv do you need your temp check? 46 and a baby? Asking audience in front of your man about baby? Talking bout how fertile you are? WTF chile boo pls you sound like a desperate housewife
Repost!
Since leaving btchs in the Kcole post is whats hot in the streets lol
*Lil Jon voice* REAL NIGGA ROLL CALL
its too damn many of ya’ll!!! but I wubz all of ya
someone please compliment my white onesie made out of polar bear fur with “SR’s Baddest” airbrushed on the back. oh, dnt dnt forget the shiny Jodeci boots that I have chosen to keep my foot game proper! thx
<——–Please address Julius before approaching US in our private area
Sorry Snoots, I didnt see cuz these dam spiral curls are coverin have my face and the other side with the finger wave has baby hair down to my eyes and cheeks!
*checks watch* i have a meeting at 2 so can y’all give me my award first
Hey snoots
@His
You look good girl! Whatchu think of my hurr?
*steps back and models*
Aight ya’ll- let’s get these awards going before somebody call the cops again! You know most of the secutiry here got warrants or are out on parole and gotte head home by 2!!
Well I guess I’ll wait for everyone to make their way over here
Vivica Fox, my favorite cougar, is basically saying that Slim, like milk, does her body good. LOL.
Go Vivica!! I ain’t mad at cha.
Sidebar: Cougar better hurry up and have a baby. It is not fair to a child to have an old azz mother that can’t keep up with him or her. #justsayin
@Ace
Whaddup Dawg… Suit GAME PROPER
@Phrozen
Ahhhh Bruh (Nothing Personal…) BUT My BOO (MissHarlem) and Sexxy-Mama (@His…) WILL BE SITTING by my side… We have assigned seats together and YES, I will be sitting BETWEEN THEM
Shiiiiddddd!! Somebody better move Rihanna back 2 rows!! Do we have a quarantine section for outbreak monkey??
I didnt see cuz these dam spiral curls are coverin have my face and the other side with the finger wave has baby hair down to my eyes and cheeks!
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What age is it appropriate to have kids? We blast people if they have them to young…..we blast them if they have them late!!!
*clutches my friend contract and cries* CHA CHA u ain’t see me say hello?! do i need to serve u like i did cfree the other day!?
*Hears the Intercome, shakes twice, zips washes hands and heads back to his seat in VIP*
Damn them commercials were quick….
*runs into HIS on way back to his seat*
@His
Congratz on being nominated…I just saw your roll call so i had to speak…good luck tonight…please don’t shank anyone…
*runs to take his seat next to Dimpz*
@therapist…with all the plastic in her body the baby might come out with its own bottle
@ Choco
Hey boo…Long time no see. How the hell are ya?!?!?!
Hey His, Civil, Snooty, OTB, Peach, Phrozen, Choco! I didn’t speak earlier……and naan one of yall aint spoke to me.
**Gets paper out and write down names so I know who to get 1st just in case I don’t win any of the awards**
I better come out of this award show like Taylor Swift @ the Grammy’s. Damn arm full of awards……
Our first category for the evening….
Out of our many posters, this person has managed to backflip and somersault a special place into our hearts. Her entrances made us sit up and take notice….enroll in a Pilates class..and forced us to sharpen our booty clapping skills… the nominees for “The Best Entrance” into a Sandra Rose post are……
*drumroll*
Cfree and Candibfly…..
AND THE WINNER IS……
rips open envelope with my teeth…cheeses….(puts bass in my voice)My mugfuggin BFF candifly!!!!
*Cues Drake, “I’m Going In”……
@Saso, see this is why I fcks with u… all these heffas (*side-eye* @Candi) dnt wanna give a bish no love!
Your hair is all that and a bag of chips bewski!
*fabs voice* guhl u be killin em
I brought Serena so if somebody taller than me sits in front she can hold me in my seat over her head.
@ELove and that’s fine I’m sitting on the OTHER side of @MissHarlem with @Candi to my other side….
LOL!
Please sned my award to the Upper Room!
@his! *jingles my bff earring attached to my nose ring and twirls around in my acid wash jean mini skirt, mj thriller jacket, srunch socks up to my thighs, and penny loafers*
Free I’ve been good MA you ready for the holidays?
*pats hair* *wipes grease on seat*
Slim is cute
Hey KEZI.. waves really hard
@brown.. dead
Hey MEAN
*whispers* Hey Ace and my nigga Meaniepie!
ok lemme pay attention!
Aight bishes, lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My man’s visitng hours (58-56019) start at 2 and I GOTS to go see my man and let him know his anus is still safe with me!!
*Stands and claps for the Award Winner barely dodging the 126in heal on her stilleto*
you never said if you got the email
@ Choco
That’s good to here. Yes ma’am, I am more than ready for the holidays. Got my vacation coming up, all my shopping done, gifts wrapped, tree been up since Thanksgiving, dinner lined up…I’m ready baby!!!
And you?
YAY for Candi!!!!!!!!! :congrats:
**crosses OTB and Choco off my list of ninjas to get**
*faking surprise* OMG.
First of all I would like to thank Baby Jesus in the gordon gartrelle shirt and jordache jeans for allowing me to be so fly! It really takes a lot of work and training to do the complicated routines I come up with *goes into a 20 minute monologue until sandman sims tackles me off the stage*
@ His…………I spoke and you ignored a bish!
@Candi *whispering* u did not acknowledge my damn outfit!
congratulations tho heffa!
**Cues ALL I DO IS WIN** GO CANDI!!!! My BISH!!!
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats Candi!!
Aight- Yvonne…who’s next?
OutsidetheBox says:
*pats hair* *wipes grease on seat*
Free! Mean!
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HEY BOO!!!! Grease? Ma’am, any reason why you are still using petroleum based products?!?!?!?!?
@DAISY WAISY.. HEy you
Slim is cute
Daps @Mean Waddup my ninja?!
Turns to @Candi to help her stand to make her walk to the stage
Damn FREEE guhl no I’m just starting this weekend you got me feeling SLOW
Hey HIS….
**crosses His off the list**
@Phrozen
KOOL… You do KNOW that her seat will be empty the Vast Majority of the TIME because she’ll be sitting IN MY LAP !!!
Dimpz I lubz yew! i sawwy!!!
StillASassyOne says:
Aight bishes, lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My man’s visitng hours (58-56019) start at 2 and I GOTS to go see my man and let him know his anus is still safe with me!!
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I.cant.stand.you
hmmm, are the possible birth defects still the same if she does surrogate? if not, she doesn’t have to carry the baby.
I didn’t hear u Civil….Sometimes my Kitty gets a lil loud MY BAD!!!
**crosses Civil off also**
*looks over at dimpz*
don’t think i aint notice that sexy ass outfit change…
we may end up cutting this award night short…you keep it up…
Fuh-Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
how u been sugah?
heyyy OTBizzle
is my Cha up in hea *taps foot*
My man’s visitng hours (58-56019) start at 2 and I GOTS to go see my man and let him know his anus is still safe with me!!
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Y you do all that
Congratulations Candi! And congratulations to our other nominee CFree. Please continue to razzle and dazzle us with your pole climbing skills….
Coming to the stage, performing her latest hit “Bubblegum”…please put your hands together and help me welcome Rasheeda!!!
<——-Change into my outfit…all black everything
*brushes the dirt off my black and white panda bear fur jumpsuit and skates around the stage in my jet fueled roller blades and crashes thru the ring of fire I was supposed to jump thru*
Daps Phrozen back!!! Whats gud ninja!!
**
Phrozen**I know Mean better speak 2 me like he LUV a bish! *gets shank out*
u dnt EVER “hey his” me!!
rasheeda
what was the budget for this production?!
am i late as usual?
@Elove
*speeds up in stretch yugo runs over red carpet push people without tickets aside*
I’m late! Pardon me scuse me!
*Azz just pressing up on people as I squeeze in isle*
I’m here! What I miss…. Congrats Candi!!!
@ Ace…………….Dammit! I just changed.
@therapist…are you and Bey competing for most costume changes?? I think you’re winning
**dances to Rasheeda**
Yvonne
Guhl we are black folks and our attn span is short please keep the nominees consistent before nicca’s start getting antsy in heuh!
@Candi, bish i have on a panda bear fur white onesie! get cho ass outta here..if u had complimented my ensamble u would have known this!
Snooty Pooty….
Hey hun
**crosses Snooty off also** Damn the list is empty so that means if a ninja doesn’t walk away like Taylor E’REBODY will be at Heaven’s Gate.
oh so mean u just go show off now that u can cross out and bold and italicize huh?
@Mean Chillen chillen…!
@Snooty Hey girl! He is but I would take Blue from RHOA (he is always in the studio with Kandi) he is FINE and
@MzDimplez
YEAH… She ignored me Too
@candi —->
ewww rasheeda?
*stands up on seat*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
speeds up in stretch yugo runs over red carpet push people without tickets aside*
Its so quiet in here and all you can hear is me laughing 
OMG
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@Civil…u know how me and my boo do! (Throughs the ROC SIGN UP)
@Phrozen KCole apologized to the people like me who liked her better with her gap this am on Rickey
*daps my eyes* thanks for all the congrats guys. i work hard on my routines. i have to run 7 miles every morning (in my head) to get in shape for the acrobatics i do and i sew all of the fabulous creations u see me in everyday
(more fake surprise)
Yay Candi.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*throwing tomatoes @ Rasheeda* i sho hope (toya)baby gumbo and (shards of glass)diamond arent coming out!
i have to run 7 miles every morning (in my head)
and hemming Jesus’s baby blanket
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@Daisy
Classic!
@Kingston
Hey girl- these negroes is slow. You aight…..production been on for an hour and only one winner been announced….Candijust won for best entrance. I had to shank Mirs and make her change her hair. Mean got his kitty going all loud behind my head. Man’s ass just got dumped. Niggas is sitting on floors, fold-up chairs and milk crates in here….
Ghetto. Just Ghetto.
*reapplying Pro-style gel to my edges with a butter knife from the food table. Puts butter knife back on table and walks off*
Karate chops Rasheeda in the throat and snatches mic….
I see, folks wanna move this along…..
Our next category: These people have consistently “wowed” us with their crafty use of gravatar. Our nominees for “Gravi Artist of the Year”…
YSoSerious
Str8tCompton
WUTWUZINDAT?!?
..AND THE AWARD GOES TO…..YsoSerious….
@his i wanted to surprise u in my twin outfit. i see it wasn’t appreciated
*deflates one of my booty pop pads and sails away*
@Daisy I will take Apollo.
*smoke*
a baby and a good “southern man” yeah good luck with that Auntie Viv
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You can’t tell Viv nothing I mean she don’t even know SLIM is a SHIM
@Brown
I was gonna reply back through email. Gotta couple questions
@Brown, can we discuss the 2 white women who die for black peen in yo gravi bew?
*swoops down from the rafters to hand yso her award*
congrats!
Congrats @YSo!
ysooooooooo!
wait, how are y’all deciding who wins?
Okay going to lunch…if I win, the beautiful Snoots will accept the award on my behalf. She has my speech…I know she won’t go off script
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Yayyy!!!Yso!!!!!!!
*applause*
*Hollywood
* @Yso.
Congrats. *feigns smile*
Yayyyy @ YSO
@Candi, im soooo gna kill u
dnt sail away bish! 
CONGRATS YSO!!!
thats my bish right thurr!!!
@ AWESOME
ok
CONGRATS YSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His please don’t hate
Hey His
@ Choco…You are late boo, Christmas is nect Saturday! You need to get on the ball boo boo!
*Whispers to @Kingston*
The winners were decided a week ago when we voted via email. Ace tallied the votes and the person with the most votes won.
@Choco YIKES!
*Stands up just as the Flip Camera pans to him and begins to Clap in congratz to Yso for winning an award*
swoops down from the rafters to hand yso her award*
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GO YSO!!!!
*Yells over all the chatter and congradulation to Candi*
HAAAAAYYYY Choco!!! IS DER ANY FOOD LEFT OVER WHERE YOU ARE? IT’S JUST HOT WING SAUCE LEFT BACK HER!
*licks hot sauce wings off fingers*
*reapplying Pro-style gel to my edges with a butter knife from the food table. Puts butter knife back on table and walks off*
speaking of ghetto…. *disgusted*
I’m bout to walk out this piece like Big Meech a.k.a Rozay….
@OTB: Ur gravi is killing me softly….
I keep on thinking ur winning the category!!!
CONGRATS TO YSO AND HER CRAZY AZZ GRAVI’S!!!
@Phrozen
Cmon now he looks very metrosexual and I’m sorry but he got some SUGA in him
*leans over* Heyyyy purdi Kingstonn!!
@WUT
there is but I have to bring you a plate I’m in VIP with Ace and Dimpz 
@Choco
as a Ray Charles orgy!
I’m bout to walk out this piece like Big Meech a.k.a Rozay….
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Y you leaving
I keep on thinking ur winning the category!!!
@sassy
you know i’m slow as hail.
*looks around…*
WTF is YSO she was jsut here…
*watches a giant projections screen being rolled down on stage*
this can’t be good…
@Civie.. I have it I will stay on script
@Phrozen
He as sweet as Phaedra APOLLO
*remembers 2 make sure Man uses that butter knife that SASO has touched up her edges with*
KINGSTON!!!! YAY u made it.
*spritzes 173263455873282166548 spritz of Sta Sof Fro*
I don’t see YSOSerious so we’ll keep this train movin’….
This year, we’ve had various people forget this is a family-oriented Blog. Their crass comments and e-sexual escapades made the pope himself blush and ask Baby Jesus for forgiveness. Our nominees for “The XXX Award”…..
Choco
AlBoy
Brown
Man
West Coast Chick
And the winner is……*bites Turkey and swiss sammich*
Choco; cues “Party Like Rock Star”
CivilEngineer says:
if I win, the beautiful Snoots will accept the award on my behalf. She has my speech…I know she won’t go off script
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YsO probably off
for a gravi
Choco says:
I’m bout to walk out this piece like Big Meech a.k.a Rozay….
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Y you leaving
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I haven’t won an award yet. Somebody called me last week about a SR lifetime achievement award. Wha’d hell happened?!?!?!?
this nigga Phrozen did not just say he was
as a ray charles orgy!
*tears* I CNT LIVEEEEEE
(jerks out of her doze and feigns shock)
Who me? Really?
(pushes past Helicopter hair and kicks over somebody’s 4loko to get to the stage)
I had something prepared but now I’m at such a loss…I want to thank all those that voted for me (as if you had a choice) Google for being the devil’s playground for my idle mind…And I really want to thank all the unfortunated faced and ill bodied people that keep giving me such rich material to work with. Thank you all.
(bows and grabs her award before WUT tries to tackle it away from me)
NEXT CATEGORY!
I’M UP TO 75.00 FOR THAT ELSDORADO AND I AINT TRYNA MAKE 100
@Free
I hate buying gifts
I’m always last minute mainly cuz I give out cash for XMAS
kingstonn
*Looks over the edge of VIP and spot Auntie*
I see you!!…i knew you would make it…
CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AND YSOOOOOOOOLIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU TWO ARE SO PRECIOUS TO MY HEART I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU
Sandra how you gonna come in here and interrupt our Awards you don’t ever tell us when there is a new POST
@Kingstonn waddap?!
@Choco INDEED!
@His
Yup! #Justlikethat
@ Kingston HELLO
No surprise there.
*Has hand maid (flown in special from Inida with a body like Maliah
) throw condoms and confetti @Choc.*
Congrats bish!
Choco says:
@Free
I’m always last minute mainly cuz I give out cash for XMAS I hate buying gifts
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That’s the list I need to be on
What’s up cuz 
congrats Choc with yo nasty ass self
*Kevin Harts voice* She sumptin else, she sho do get it in!!!
**TAKES SIP OF MD 20/20 mixed with 4Loko**
did I miss it?
PHRO dont start or else I cant sit with you
cfree what did i do?!
is this about me serving u up something proper like the other day? i had to, u were ignoring me after i slide down the north pole into the splits for u
*mumbles*
i see that Cha Cha wants to die 2day!
*Gravi jumps up and give two people black eyes!!
CHOCO! CHOCO!
Aye while you up, can you pass back the wings?
*pull full sized ranch dressing bottle out of bra*
Lawd Jesus….I knew the refreshment tray was empty… Preshus done ate it all!!!
Whaddup @kingstonn
@ySoSerious —-> Good Luck BABY (I’m pulling for You…)
To ALL Of The NEW ARRIVALS —> Whaddup Though !!!
*pulls gun out from between breasts and waves it in the air*
OH SO YALL MOFOS JUST GON FORGET ABOUT MY FRUIT ROLLUP TRICK HUH!!!!!!!!!
**TAKES SIP OF MD 20/20 mixed with 4Loko**
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please put compton regional hospital on stand by
Some folks has a lot of things around them that shines for other peoples. I think that maybe some of them was in tunnels. And in that tunnel, the only light they had, was inside of them. And then long after they escape that tunnel, they sitll be shining for everybody else.
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCO YOU DID THAT ……..
chacha, that gravi…
oh yeah, i’m starting my clinical rotations in january so i won’t be on here much after the 18th. i think a party would be great.
*nervous*
@Brown, i shall not hate!
@Candi
NOT served up something proper like
CFREEEEEEEE!!! *jumps on u*
lol @Harlem thinking shes sitting with Phrozen
…..moving on…..
Some days are slower than others however we can always guarantee on one poster to get things jumping. The nominees for “Party Starter of the Year”…
Choco
Lakercrazy
ChaCha
And the award goes to…….Lakercrazy
What I miss??? Who won what????? I see Choco won the Horniest Award.
My bish!!!!
congrats choco! *hands her a basket full of the booty talk seriers, 1 – 578347829*
Gasp OH MY I won the XXX Award
WOOOW I didn’t see that coming
Walkn to PODIUM NUDE with Slilettos on Forgetting again this is a FAM ORIENTED BLOG
Taps Mic:
I just want to say that NUDITY is FREEDOM and being FREE to express your Sexuality is LIBERATING so I thank you all for this XXX award I hope to see MORE NUDITY and XXX antics on Sandra ROSE
and Thank you
YAY CHOCO!
(ducks to avoid any flying tomatoes or tossed stilettos)
What fruit roll up trick?
HIS he said me him and CANDI was sittin together you wasnt here yet with your late ass
Excuse me, pardon me, as I make my way to my center seat for the awards.
*whispers in dimpz ear*
You see chacha down there takin up 2 seats and chit…
Comment #201
And WHO are YOU sitting with (You Say…) I THINK somebody needs to go to the Keyshia Cole post and SEE what’s REALLY The Deal
*puts kingstonn’s going away party on the to do list*
GO CHOCO!!
Auntie, do you just Kanye’ our damn awards show??
SO EVEN ON AWARD DAY I GET LEFT BEHIND
**runs out of post broken hearted <<laker dictionary 1/11/11 Family Dollar 
lakesssssssssss!
MzDimplez1123 says:
What fruit roll up trick?
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I’ll show you how it works after the show…
Congrat CHOCO and Laker
Chit! Who threw the body condom?!?!
Bastids!
MZD
it’s easier if I email it to you
*throws apple @ Choco*
@Harlem, *waves hand* as if i care about all that. You best get ur ass right on over here!
Congrats Choco and Laker!
@MissHarlem
@Choco
laker u just won, say a speech!
*whispers* even though we bolded it that we was moving the party
Kevin Harts voice* She sumptin else, she sho do get it in!!!
Thanks everyone again 
@ harlem and landslide and at WUT thanks PRETTY CHA!
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candibfly says:
*puts kingstonn’s going away party on the to do list*
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@ Brown……my handle @ yahoo
@ Ace…3 baby…you din’t count the one under her.
I HAVE BEEN HOOD WINK…..OKAY OKAY….THATS HOW WE DOING IT…..
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**smacks Choco on the ass as she sashays off** Go BISH!!
Congrats Laker bew
*hands u a bouquet of plastic flowers that i let marinate in fabuloso for 2 weeks*
@Lakes! dsal icjhldsjclfdjsl vcvldsjv fgbfd bfgggds b Hola!
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@ mirs
i’m starting my clinical rotations in january.
OutsidetheBox says:
@Lakes! dsal icjhldsjclfdjsl vcvldsjv fgbfd bfgggds b Hola
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@ELove says:
Comment #201
And WHO are YOU sitting with (You Say…) I THINK somebody needs to go to the Keyshia Cole post and SEE what’s REALLY The Deal
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*Clears throat smiles a bit then adjust self* *thinking I told that ninja*
@Lakes! dsal icjhldsjclfdjsl vcvldsjv fgbfd bfgggds b Hola!
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why must i cry?!
*grabs a blackboard on an infrared light to translate Laker’s speech*
smacks Choco on the ass as she sashays off** Go BISH!!
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (c) FLO
QUE?? I WON OMG **runs to accept award fabuloso tears down my face pushes errbody out the way elbows in people faces** I JUST WANT TO THANK
**does the halle berry acceptance** 
I LUVS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL THAT VOTED FOR ME!!! 
OutsidetheBox says:
@Lakes! dsal icjhldsjclfdjsl vcvldsjv fgbfd bfgggds b Hola!
You aint chit
OutsidetheBox says:
@Lakes! dsal icjhldsjclfdjsl vcvldsjv fgbfd bfgggds b Hola!
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**walks on stage, arm in arm with Laker to accept her award**
*grabs a blackboard on an infrared light to translate Laker’s speech*
FUK ALL YALL who didn’t even hear her speech yet 
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did this b1tch say u she accepting her award like halle ddi?!
(screams at top of lungs for Laker and showers her with Suvitel dryer sheets as she passes by me)
@candi *cues my theme musik “all i do is WIN* we good bewski. Puts scotch tape down the middle of ripped friendship contract.
*Clears throat smiles a bit then adjust self* *thinking I told that ninja*
I cant breffffffffffff that nigga said “adjust self”
lakercrazy says:
SO EVEN ON AWARD DAY I GET LEFT BEHIND **runs out of post broken hearted <<laker dictionary 1/11/11 Family Dollar
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Come back Laker! You won! You won!
LOL I’m being proactive! @ Choco
*holds CHA CHA*
*whispers* Its ok bew, i voted for u for poster of the year *double D chest bump*
*writing down the names of er’bawday that i will no longer speak to after today*
btchs see my font!
throws apple @ Choco*
I knew your hating azz would #SOURBEAR 
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(screams at top of lungs for Laker and showers her with Suvitel dryer sheets as she passes by me)
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OMG OMG OMG
I can’t…
YOU KNOW WHAT….. IM GONNA MAKE IT
srv says:
Haters it’s Friday! Don’t ya’ll take a day off? DAMN!
That’s a good one, I might have to borrow that quote from you
lavender fabuloso all over the stage & chit.
YSoSerious says:
(screams at top of lungs for Laker and showers her with Suvitel dryer sheets as she passes by me)
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…so many side conversations going on, hard to focus….
sucks teeth…
This guy has kept the ladies drooling all year long…his sexiness made us all clutch our pearls and thank God for creating such a fine specimen. Our nominees for Sandra Rose’s “Sexiet Male of the Year”…..
ELove
Therapist
Ace
Civil
And the winner is….
Therapist; cues “There Goes My Baby”….
YSoSerious says:
(screams at top of lungs for Laker and showers her with Suvitel dryer sheets as she passes by me)
u aint chit either
COMMENT 226 you must be buggin because there damn sure wasnt no mention of me!! Others but not me. *sorry yall but I will be the first chick to shoot*
@otb bish shut up dam it!!!!
I ALSO WANT TO THANK ERRBODY WHO TRIED TO READ MY COMMENTS AND DIN’T MENTION THAT THEY COULDN’T READ SH!T I WROTE I GOTS MUCH LOVE FO YALL ***throws free samples of fabuloso to the audience*** 
OutsidetheBox says:
@Lakes! dsal icjhldsjclfdjsl vcvldsjv fgbfd bfgggds b Hola!
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LOL wait u ripped up the friendship contract?!
I think my F5 key about to break
@Phrozen
HOLD THAT THOUGHT Bruh… Because they will be SOME SHOOTING in this Awards show (I’ll let YOU know first…)
His_Mommy623 says:
Congrats Laker bew
*hands u a bouquet of plastic flowers that i let marinate in fabuloso for 2 weeks*
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My stomach!!!! Yall Stoooopid!
*pinches Therapist on the ass and grabs one ball as he walks 2 the stage*
Gawn and get that award sugah!
No shade @ Therapist….But uhmmm how Civil lost dat one
where is therapist?! i know he got on an extra smedium under armour tuxedo for the awards!
Fluck you and yor gravi @Cha Cha.
ELove says:
@Phrozen
HOLD THAT THOUGHT Bruh… Because they will be SOME SHOOTING in this Awards show (I’ll let YOU know first…)
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Shooting???? Somebody’s gone shoot up the awards show, besides me????
*grabs pistols*
alsdnvo’aiwerhgo’qanvio aldnvaorhgvbaioh
ajdvn;aowehngv 
@peach drop it like its hot on our way down
*walks across stage, hugs Laker, helps her walk down stairs, slips on Fabuloso and falls on ass! DAMMIT!
@Free have u SEEN Therapist…ninja is fioneee *2 snaps*
Congrats @theRAPISt I see you “Young DIGGS” <—-#SeewhatIdidthere?!
raise his
*motions for Hand Maiden to get our faboulouso samples*
phrozen, you stoopid.
The Rapist WON!
I guess in America, anything is possible.
CONGRATS!
i thought for sure man would win that one
PHRO you a mess well hell you acknowledged me so
*pulls HIS over to where I am sitting to make everybody mothaflucking happy*
PRESENTING
TITTIESAWARDS TO THERAPIST<———-
*calls up and renews his membership to the YMCA*
<——–My booo so happy for me
**CUES "EGO" as I walk to the stage to accept my award
@his
u know me sooo well 
where is therapist?! i know he got on an extra smedium under armour tuxedo for the awards!
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#BIGego
#IKnow
(jumps up on my folding chair and whistles for Therapist)
I VOTED FOR YOU!!
<—spandex thong
(swears she will swoon if he looks her way)
*calls up and renews his membership to the YMCA*
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His_Mommy623 says:
@Free have u SEEN Therapist…ninja is fioneee *2 snaps*
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Yea I seen the ninga… He pretty though. Ya’ll doing these votes like Bush ballots!!!!!
WUTWUZINDAT!? says:
The Rapist WON!
I guess in America, anything is possible.
CONGRATS!
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*record comes to a strectching STOP**
FK dat suppose to mean?????
Phrozen1der says:
@ELove!
@Mirs being upset that other people started to shoot FIRST! #IgotthedevilunderMYFeet
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And you know this, man!!!! I can’t have nobody shootin up the spot before me.
HMPH!@Harlem…I will deal with u later…u are engaed to ONE mufugga in hea!
on the other hand, i’m soooooo sick of OTBs ass
@Kingstonn
@MissHarlem But of course!
helps dimpz up *glares at ace*
nigs ain’t sh1t
*record comes to a strectching STOP**
*Bey voice* Stop the track!!!!!
@big poppa u the sexiest to me hun
@therapist u see u nakid in my dreams
Therapist; cues “There Goes My Baby”….
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Yayyyyy Therapist
MzDimplez1123 says:
Ain’t nobody gone help me up?!
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*slides down the isle knockin peopls hats of in chit to go help MzDimps*
Here I come girl
Congratulations Therapist….(booty pinch)…..
Because we did the Sexist Male award, it’s only fitting we follow up with our Sexist Female award. Our nominees….
Choco
Kingston
HisMommy
Cocoa
MsDimpz
MsSolodiva
Lekercrazy
Mean
…..and the winner is….. Mean
*cues “Oh, I Think They Like Me”….
@Therapist, *pause* are u implying that Tyson is your bew?
did i miss a post or something?
**drops program in aisle in front of podium and bends over to show that I just got a brazilian wax**
*record comes to a strectching STOP**
FK dat suppose to mean?????
Damn nicca I aint seen this side of you 
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candibfly says:
helps dimpz up *glares at ace*
nigs ain’t sh1t
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I aint tell her to leave VIP …she knew it aint safe out there…
Comment #276
OOPS… It’s actually comment #53 in THIS POST & I DID that on purpose and NOW I know you was never checking for ME
YOU already had your mind made up HUH… Imma have to think about this for a MOMENT 
Cause I’m a I’m a a diva…
**drops program in aisle in front of podium and bends over to show that I just got a brazilian wax**
and 
this chit don’t make no damn sense
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congrats mean.
*faints*
Black women never get any love *gets lynching rope and gasoline ready*
@Mean Congrats! Upon acceptance of your award STAY BACK STAGE!
Oh now I know this s**t rigged if I WASN’T nominated for the sexiest awards. This must be SR S**t’s & Giggles Awards 2010
I aint tell her to leave VIP …she knew it aint safe out there…
Spoken like a true nigga smh
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*twirls around in my rainbow colored peac0ck feather dress*
@mzdimpz i help u mamas i sawy about the fabuloso **helps candi help dimpz**
u aint gon help ur date
@ace
therapist1911 says:
WUTWUZINDAT!? says:
The Rapist WON!
I guess in America, anything is possible.
CONGRATS!
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*record comes to a strectching STOP**
FK dat suppose to mean?????
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OHHHHH!??? Win an award and NOW you talk to the fat chick in the corner?!!
I was clowning your name sweetie… Your sexy azz deserves the award
His_Mommy623 says:
@Therapist, *pause* are u implying that Tyson is your bew?
did i miss a post or something
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Told you he was pretty
STEPS TO THE MIC**
GOSH I wasn’t expecting this. This means so much to me to be voted by my peers. THis award makes all tHe vomiting, the straving, the gym, my parents worthwhile. I can begin tothank all you you that vote for me. Look for my reality show, talk show, album, and book coming in 2011. All title “Being Pretty ain’t Easy But Somebody Gotta do it and that Somebody is Me…BYTCHES!!”
To the other Nominee: RHA RHA like aDungeon Dragon…..
To those Dooubt why I won this award *cough* FREe & WUT (cues Cee-Lo…..FK U and FK U TOO)
God Bless & Have a Good Night
GAWN @Mean! Witcho sexy
self…I knew you had it in you sis…ahh BRUH…
GONE on…”YEW BETTER WERK!”
What….really…..wow
**dashes to stage, swimsuit comes completely off, and shows the world what a magnificient specimen I am!!!**
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL YALL REAL WOMEN THAT HATED ON ME FOR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL AND THE MEN WISHING THEY HAD A GIRL LIKE ME BY THEIR SIDE. IF IT WERENT FOR YALL I WOULDN’T BE STANDING UP HERE PUTTING YALL TO SHAME! ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY KITTY FOR TAKING ME TO THE TOP OF THE GAME!
CONGRATS MEAN!!!!!
*holds up sign that says ” MEAN N SURLY IS DA BADDEST BISH”*
GIRL I KNEW YOU WOULD WIN
meanNsurly says:
**drops program in aisle in front of podium and bends over to show that I just got a brazilian wax**
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Baby boom! with 2 snaps
*starts setting chit on fire*
*gets SASOs prostyle knife to stab the chit outta Mean*
I love u but yeen got no puzzay!!
that’s wtf y’all get for not nominating me in this category *flips my hair that took my 4 hours to crimp*
NO that was suppose to be a picture of Bey….but Tyson is a supermodel (snickers)
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL YALL REAL WOMEN THAT HATED ON ME FOR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL AND THE MEN WISHING THEY HAD A GIRL LIKE ME BY THEIR SIDE. IF IT WERENT FOR YALL I WOULDN’T BE STANDING UP HERE PUTTING YALL TO SHAME! ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY KITTY FOR TAKING ME TO THE TOP OF THE GAME!
this is sooo SAD 
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Mean get the fck out
MEANIE BABY!!
(starts jumping up and down on folding chair, collapses in a heap on auditorium floor, gets up like I meant to do that, blows Mean fairy dust kisses as he takes the stage)
GO MEAN!!!! GO MEAN!!!
GO Mz.Kitty POP!!!
@ the wax job
Did Mean’s dream come true and he’s on the stage with the Rapist?????
*running over to the edge of the stage, standing in front of the podium….Bending over while spreading my arse cheeks screaming YOU CAN KISS MY WHOLE ARSE HOLE NINGAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Flings hair and walks away
*sigh*
*steps out of VIP to go assist the ladies with his date*
“Now you see you done went out here and busted your ass…now come and sit down…maybe you’ll listen to me now..i tried to tell ya…but no…the man is always WRONG right…here sit down and let me examine you”
Y I text my boo and tell him I won the XXX award this nicca gonna say OH YEAH they MUST REALLY KNOW YOU – So dead at him
@ace you are no longer my geek u are AZZ WIPE NUMBA 2 **MAN IS AZZ WIPE NUMBA 1***
@dimpz even man woulda helped me up :-/
“Now you see you done went out here and busted your ass…now come and sit down…maybe you’ll listen to me now..i tried to tell ya…but no…the man is always WRONG right…here sit down and let me examine you”
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EBABY I know you not gonna think bout a damn thing because you know where my love is
I even put the guns up as I did see you mention me. Excuse me for multitasking I didnt see it 
I appreciate the love to all who booty pinch….OTB for “stop the track”
Mean….come here you the sexy bish for the night lol CONGRATS
To those Dooubt why I won this award *cough* FREe & WUT (cues Cee-Lo…..FK U and FK U TOO)
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gravi bends over and shows HER Brazillian Wax job…
She likes it rough too!!! Just like rapist do!
*looks at my harlem and candi tattoo on my ankle and cries* u don’t see me in here
Congrats Mean
Do the Pretty Bish Rock
@*
s in Ace’s face* AND I DIDN’T WIN?! *Screams like Mariah hits high notes*
cues Cee-Lo…..FK U and FK U TOO
wait did mean just turn therapist out on stage?!
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Did Mean’s dream come true and he’s on the stage with the Rapist?????
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Awwwww shyt.
Oooo Therapist. U so fresh.
**makes booty pop**
MzDimplez1123 says:
@* s in Ace’s face* AND I DIDN’T WIN?! *Screams like Mariah hits high notes*
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stop before u shatter man’s glass eye
*cries louder cause Man lookin better than Ace right now*
Mean….come here you the sexy bish for the night lol CONGRATS
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Awwww you made his award that more special
……I don’t know about y’all but I’ve been laughing all morning at these comments. Leave it to one person to have our sides in stitches and for us to die many times over because this person is crazy as hell! The nominees for “Comedian of the Year” are as followed-
YsoSerious
Kwall
Man, I just don’t care
Mean
…and the winner is Kwall
AInt NOBODY turn me out……ON STAGE
*Shoing Candi and Lakers off out of VIP*
“its ok babay…i gotchu now…It aint safe out there …i told you that…but it’ll be alright..at the end of the night We all will be winners..or atleast those with escape routes…and don’t forget there is always the after party…”
FreeToSpeakUp says:
His_Mommy623 says:
@Therapist, *pause* are u implying that Tyson is your bew?
did i miss a post or something
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Told you he was pretty
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*Eddie Murphy in Coming to America voice* That girl good.
**streaks across stage buck nak.ed and screaming**
How y’all ain’t vote ME sexiest male????
**points at 3.5 inches of lady pleasing meat**
how this post go to 48 comments to 370+ in 10 min? wow
Congrats @Kwall Obama has lifted the BAN on you only for today!
First OFF… Forgive My Rudeness
at the BEST Acceptance speech BY FAR @meanNsurly
CONGRATS to ALL of the WINNERS so far and
@Phrozen
SEE Comment #362 <— SEE what I DID (Right There Bruh…)
OK MY BOO… OF COURSE I FORGIVE YOU because I can't possibly RESIST YOU !!! NOW come sit on Daddy's LAP !!!
Congrats Kwall
*busts shots in the air for Kwall*
GO KWALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:fistspump: WE LOVE YOU!!!!!
Twirls and throws glitter
Hey Mirs boo!
**streaks across stage buck nak.ed and screaming**
How y’all ain’t vote ME sexiest male????
**points at 3.5 inches of lady pleasing meat**
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CONGRATS @ KWALL
now this nig wanna comfort her when he saw her bust her azz and ain’t move one inch. then gon tell us to leave. nigs! #aintsh1t
…and the winner is Kwall
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oh shyt
@Kwall NC STAND UP
I’m trying to get publicity for this Reality TV show, Talk SHow, Album, Calendar, and BOOK……
All title “Being Pretty ain’t Easy But Somebody Gotta do it and that Somebody is Me……..…BYTCHES!!”
Ummmmm *steps back into the row AWAY from the stage* this is about to get REAL interesting…
CONGRATS KWALL
**so happy that Therapist congratulated me, don’t even care that I didn’t win this category, throws gun away**
Is somebody coming out the closet??
oh the so called awards aka popularity contest aka people with to much time on their hands
OMG…*TEARS* I wanna take time out to thank the most High…our Lord Jesus Christ for making my GOD GIVEN TALENT..COMEDY possible…I would like to thank Sandra Mae Rose Jankins Johnson Smiff for giving me a forum and an outlet to showcase my talent….and for taking me in back when this blog first started…and for always taking me back each time I she banned my azz…I think I hold the blog record at 6 but hey I could be wrong…
*Looks at Ace, wipes tears* I gonna win an award at the after party?
CONGRATULATIONS KWAALLLLL!!!!!!
Cue “Raise Up” by Petey Pablo
#sourpuss
#knewIforgotanomination
@Elove
@theRAPIST Nikki tactics UNDERSTOOD
Is somebody coming out the closet??
Prolly SIKE 
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Daisy says:
Twirls and throws glitter
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Yes!
Rapist I saw that pause in your comment, so you sayin Mean turned you out backstage????
Kwall is my mofo ninja!!!!!
Lastly I want to thank all of the old time posters of Sandra Rose for showing up from time to time to remind me of the golden days and to some of the newbies too who help me provide comic relief to this blog…there are alot of newbies who are my FAVES too…you know who you are by if I ever responded to you or if we shared a few giggles…
Thanks YALL! (Drops mic like a REAL NUKKA…snatches my award…and BOUNCES…drives off in my El Camino…honks horn…the bish on “Thuggish Ruggish Bone” is announcing my DEPARTURE)
Aight ya’ll- I gotta go!
But if I win- Choco, Yso, or Laker got my speech.
I’ll meet ya’ll at the after party!
@ Candi…He don’t lubbed me. I’m justa playthang to him! *runs and cries in ChaCha’s lap*
Congrats KWALL
@Peaches….u referring to me??
Told ya’ll he was pretty
“let me put my left foot in the game now, put my right foot in the game now, let me show y’all what I’m workin wit, time to slide to the dance floor….hair do nails done thats us, new car paper tags thats us
new gear hot **** thats us, keep niggas like thats us”
“I told y’all ass to get down now, I told y’all ass to get down now
I told y’all ass to get down now, I told y’all ass to get down now”
@ace FUK U HOW U GON ESCORT US OUT VIP I CAN’T STAND UR AZZ!!!
@CANDI NOW HE WANA ACT LIKE HE CONCERN
NC GON HEAD AND STAND UP TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF SPIN IT AROUND YOUR HEAD LIKE A HELICOPTER!!!
Cosign with OTB Sourpuss or NOT POPULAR AT ALL
Also- if I win…..please cue:
“Don’t Make” – 8-Ball & MJG
Thanks!
meanNsurly says:
**drops program in aisle in front of podium and bends over to show that I just got a brazilian wax**
I was supposed 2 be working, then i peeked in and this ^^^^
and gone to eternal resting place
@SassO
I gotchu bew 
dammit am I in the next category???????!?!?!?
*walks over to EBABY and sits on DADDY’S lap*
CANDI sorry boo so much goin on and plus I am late because I had to get my tatt done over they spelled CANDY and not CANDI dumb mothafluckas
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Rapist I saw that pause in your comment, so you sayin Mean turned you out backstage????
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You have to watch the Reality Show and then the Talk Show that comes on after the show…and Read the BOOK ogf and listen to number 7 on the album
@Dimpz
“Don’t tell no body…but i got chu at the After party…real special treat…”
Peachpussycat says:
Is somebody coming out the closet??
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*CONGRATS KWALL! I will be covering eyes because I promised I would not read anything else you write because you almost got me fired for laughing so hard in here!!!
Congrats!
Cue “Raise Up” by Petey Pablo
I’m from the 919 MUFFUGGAS!!!!
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919 for LIFE…this one is for us..us..US…
Yvonne if I win cue 2 Legit 2 Quit since my dancers practied off that song!
It’s an honor to lose to you.*
*Not really. Just trying to be a good sport and chit.
FreeToSpeakUp says:
Told ya’ll he was pretty
“let me put my left foot in the game now, put my right foot in the game now, let me show y’all what I’m workin wit, time to slide to the dance floor….hair do nails done thats us, new car paper tags thats us
new gear hot **** thats us, keep niggas like thats us”
“I told y’all ass to get down now, I told y’all ass to get down now
I told y’all ass to get down now, I told y’all ass to get down now”
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Fk I look like getting back to a HAS BEEN
…..who wasn’teven nominated…GTFOH
therapist1911 says:
@Peaches….u referring to me??
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Yes, Imma a little new here so I don’t know if you came flyin out the closet already. So I thought I was late in knowing?? And some of your comments are a little… questionable?
*changes clothes, fixes hair and face, pulls it together* I’m aiight yall. *cuts eyes at Ace*
Sorry had to go to pick up some real food!!!!!
CONGRATS TO
CHOCO
CANDI
YSO
LAKER
THERAPIST
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MEAN
@Phrozen….it’s all business boss….all business “Bankable Productions”
[Petey Pablo]
Who am I? Petey Pab mother****er!
First to put it down for North Carolina
But guess what (what?), it’s been worth it
I’ma superstar, bought me a big ol’ car
Four-point-six, seen it ’cause
Black with the bars on the front and back
and got a button in the middle, make the trunk go eh-eh
But it ain’t ’bout that
It’s about gettin whatchu gettin and drivin all back here
Big fellas (six fellas)
Half of me and Carolina niggaz, I’m tired of y’all
Polk, Bladen, Marshall, Hoke, Greene County, Timbaland, damn
Transfer, Sandy Ridge, Browns over here (greens over here)
Pasqoutank, down on the, Odom East (lemme think)
Johnson County, Franklin, Burgaw, Newport, Warren, Shelby, Kenansville
(Man Catawba) Tarboro, Triangle, Goldsboro, Halifax, Statesville
And all my niggaz doin life behind the wall
This right here, right here, right here’s for
Not really. Just trying to be a good sport and chit.
chit funny tho
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**streaks across stage buck nak.ed and screaming**
killing three people to the left.
How y’all ain’t vote ME sexiest male????
**points at 3.5 inches of lady pleasing meat**
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Flops ova
….with the some of the negative comments sprinkled on this blog, drops of positivity are rarely sprinkled upon us. Please believe me when I say this person makes it rain!!Our nominees for the “Most Inspirational Commentator”…..
MsThickness
Daisy
Genia
….and the winner is…..MzThickness
Peachpussycat says:
therapist1911 says:
@Peaches….u referring to me??
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Yes, Imma a little new here so I don’t know if you came flyin out the closet already. So I thought I was late in knowing?? And some of your comments are a little… questionable?
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Never lived in a closet…..but all shyt n giggles.
LMAO @ Questionable comments
@Boss
thanks bew
@Peaches you just made me gasp
Well I see I lost…that’s fine! Snoots is giving me an award later…
CONGRATS KWALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
therapist1911 says:
FreeToSpeakUp says:
Told ya’ll he was pretty
“let me put my left foot in the game now, put my right foot in the game now, let me show y’all what I’m workin wit, time to slide to the dance floor….hair do nails done thats us, new car paper tags thats us
new gear hot **** thats us, keep niggas like thats us”
“I told y’all ass to get down now, I told y’all ass to get down now
I told y’all ass to get down now, I told y’all ass to get down now”
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Fk I look like getting back to a HAS BEEN
…..who wasn’teven nominated…GTFOH
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I can never be a has been baby! I’m a legend, one of SR’s greatest. But you getting back at me now… Give some of that HEAT to Lebron boo!
“You ain’t gotta give me my props or nominate me cause dammit I luvvv this” <—- Trick voice #dat
*waves Ace’s tie around like a helicopter.*
<—–really koolaid
#He’s still wearing it
therapist1911 says:
I appreciate the love to all who booty pinch….OTB for “stop the track”
Mean….come here you the sexy bish for the night lol CONGRATS
Oh Fushigi!
CONGRATS THICK!!!!
Therapist dont even pay them any attention
Begins to sing Lloy “Lay ur head on my pillow”
**gets vial of date rape and puts it in a coke**
Just drink some of this Coke Therapist. U will forget about all the mean things they are saying…..
(screams like crazy for Greatness, looks around for her all caps)
Thicka? Really? Positive? *side eye*
OTB….damn right I’m tryna build an empire. I got mouthes to feed and lifesytles to maintain
@ Mean
But what if he wants to remember?
Ok thickums won n chit
*sitting in the back by my damn self* I’m done with ALL ya’ll
No ALL CAPS
I guess all that Campaigning paid off for thickness…
Gotcha!
@Choco, why?
Thickums……CONGRATS BABE!!!
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Thickness won! move out my way while I catch this holy ghost.
andddddd Congrats to Kwall and her sassy fangaz!! gawn guhl!
Fk I look like getting back to a HAS BEEN
…..who wasn’teven nominated…GTFOH
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I can never be a has been baby! I’m a legend, one of SR’s greatest. But you getting back at me now… Give some of that HEAT to Lebron boo!
“You ain’t gotta give me my props or nominate me cause dammit I luvvv this” <—- Trick voice #dat
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Aight "Susan Lucci" ur 15 seconds is up……
um….so….yeah ok..alrighty then
Of ALL the folks I thought was gonna get into to it…Free and Therapist would have NEVER made my list.
(worries about what is yet to come)
THICKNESS!!!! YOU ARE THE ISH!!!!
CONGRATS GIRL!!!! :bandan1:
@Free: :hmm: Good point….I’m not a 1 hitter quitter tho…..it can be another round!!!
Therapist dont even pay them any attention
Begins to sing Lloy “Lay ur head on my pillow”
**gets vial of date rape and puts it in a coke**
Just drink some of this Coke Therapist. U will forget about all the mean things they are saying…..
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Girl you know you serious
@Peach
Cuz I thought I was the only one that candid
FreeToSpeakUp says:
@ Mean
But what if he wants to remember?
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then it would be my damn business and we would live happily ever after
She better upgrade to a Droid X or something, all this moving is putting a strain on my upper thighs.
@K-Dub said…
and for always taking me back each time I she banned my azz…I think I hold the blog record at 6 but hey I could be wrong…
Mean go 2 heyul! right nao!
*back 2 not fuggin with ya’ll*
@therapist, sweetie I know your all man
OOPs My dyslexia kicked in I meant
Tink Tink says:
She better upgrade to a Droid X or something, all this moving is putting a strain on my upper thighs.
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Susan Lucci
For the record: I’m only playing with you FREE just for entertainment. Hope u not taking any of this serious…..bc I’m not
therapist1911 says:
FreeToSpeakUp says:
@ Mean
But what if he wants to remember?
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then it would be my damn business and we would live happily ever after
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Sensitive aren’t we? I always press the right button…
what in de heyul kinda love connection?
Hmmmmmm….I love when they start plaining chit
yall awards still going on? im still outside with debarge, and obama and the rainbow coalition and i have all the members of the 80s band THE JETS out here on my lightskin descrimination protest.
plaining
then it would be my damn business and we would live happily ever after
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You just made me Laugh so loud in here I know they think Im crazy
@ YSO
I’m unpredicatable
@ Mean
How about YOU hit it and quit it
*hits Otb with one of her Tyre Lajuan knockoffs*
just because..
Yall are crazy and – Sensitive are we
*receives a txt msg from thickness to receive the award for her*
@Dimpz..
baby i’ll be right back i gotta go accept this for Thickness…
Walks to the Podium
Thickness Couldn’t make it tonight…so i’ll Accept this Award on her behalf..
*begins to read a thank you letter from thickness off his droid X*
I WILL LIKE TO FIRST AND FOREMOST THANK GOD FOR GIVING ME LIFE AND THE ABILITY TO INSPIRE MY FELLOW SR FAMILY MEMBERS…I WILL TO THANK SANDRA FOR ALLOWING ME TO POST AND SPREAD MY WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT. I WILL LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY CREW I COULDNT HAVE BEEN HERE WITHOUT THEM…I LOVE YOU ALL AND DAMNIT IM TRYING TO LOG IN.
*Ace returns to VIP with award in hand*
*nods at corner* Something popped offa that there shoe… *tosses Gorilla glue*
#upgradeyou
did we move to another post?
Thats right @Therapist!!! I can go and adopt sum kids from all around the world. We can be the “Modern Couple of SR!”
@His: Where did the love go bew?
@Sponge what up..you peeved for that comment
Yvonne where you at??
@Tink
Agreed
@Therapist NO Yvonne eating or sumpn
@ Eastpoint
How Did You Know
Cuz I Never Told
You Found Out
I Got A Crush On You
*happy for Thicka*
@east
DID you just say THE JETS ?!!? Even the dude with the BROWN HAIR !!!
SORRY GUYS, THIS POST IS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD. PLEASE FORM A SINGLE FILE LINE AND MOVE EXPEDTIOUSLY TO THE NSFW POST. THANKS IN ADVANCE!
therapist1911 says:
did we move to another post?
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I sure hope so. This one is taking too long to load.
**looks at Yvonne** Can we move to the next post?
@east if you sat through the 50 hour Soul Train awards you can sit through the SR awards #satdown
*googled the Jets*
<— Goes back to fixing my car so I can pull it off the red carpet since I AINT WIN SHYT
YA'LL HAVENT HEARD THE LAST OF CHA CHA!
TO ALL MY PRETTY BISHES (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
ANY OTHER OF YA'LL I FORGOT, I HAVE TO READ THE COMMENTS LATER BECAUSE THIS DAY HAS BEEN SO BUSY BUT IF YOU SHOUTED ME OUT I LUB YA TO DEAF…BE BACK LATER 
THICKNESS
CHOCO
HIS
HARLEM
CANDY
MZ DIMPLEZ
YSO
MIRDA
WEST COAST CHICK
BOSSTOWN
THE TRUTH
WUT
OH PRETTY
FREE
YVONNE
SASO
BROWN
CFREE
LAKER
OTB
KINGSTON
AND THICKNISSSIS GOOD LUCK ON THE WIN
I don’t know. I got my award so I don’t really care either.
(pats hair bow and sips purple drank while making eyes a Therapist without removing glasses)
*stands grabing hold of Dimpz hand*
“Baby time for refreshments you feel stable enough to walk around or do you want to just chill for a minute?”
(moving to NSFW post)
@Free: Just once though? What if its good? I may be lucky and he will use his Kappa cane on me…..u kno I like it rough!
*snaps* Hurry!
@Otb that was yo show tho bew
@Mean…I have no love left! I been congratulating bishes and speaking 2 bishes and I’m being ignored! I have control issues
and my Fiance has been handing out her goodies like OJ passed out stab wounds!
I rebuke the whole lot of ya!
Are y’all out of Crown?? I need a few more drinks to deal with this shyt!
shoe* typo on 515… *sigh*
OK YALL IM GONE YAL HAVE A GOOD ONE
@OTB
They were some KIND of COLORFUL (Weren’t They…)
*Steps out of the row sees the smoke, and quickly steps back into the row*
@theRAPIST make that money homie…
I have #NoComemnt that’s your biz bruh…
@brown
u cant sing unless u join on the protest
@elove
i got all 8 of them and the parents so its 10 jets here
@daisy
yeah but they aint discriminate against lightskin folks
*food all gone, managed to piss off the rapist, can’t find keys tuck into one of my rolls…. TAXI!!!
I’m out see yall!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!!
Talk to yall after Christmas!!!
DID you just say THE JETS ?!!?
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I know who they ill…brother and sister act from…Guam? I don’t remma which island…Pacific-ish…the guys looked like summo wrestlers and the sisters was all shaped like Sheri Shepherd (circus)
@kwall
they was from Tonga acording to wiki and its 17 of them so the rest just showed up to my protest along with the 8 group members and parents.
Now, Viv know that she is too old to be having a baby. She gets on my nurves with her ghetto azz. she is always trying to act way too “real” to me. She tries to hard to act like a person that “real” women can relate to but it seems really fake.. I have a message for you Viv NO ONE CAN RELATE TO YOU!
Some of these December/May romances are creepy as hell. Vivica is old enough to be this boy’s momma. Why can’t she find a nice gentleman in her age group instead of constantly robbing the cradle? Ain’t nothing a 26 year-old man can do for me except introduce me to his daddy — hello.
As for who Vivica is starting to look like, she reminds me of Dionne Warrick and the Madame (the black version) dummy. She really needs to tone down the surgical and cosmetic enhancements before she ends up looking like that damn cat lady.
(feet crunching in all the salt that was thrown here, YSotakes a quick look under the seats for loose change and left behind cell phones cause this is a rough economy as she makes her way to the main stage and slips on Choco’s condoms and confetti)
GOTDAMMIT!!
(gets up to check that the backstage is clear and that the C4 is still in place, sets timer at the back exit and hightails it out to the second location)
KABOOOOOOOOOM! WHOOOOOOOOOSH!
Well I’m definitely glad she found happiness. Slimm is a nice lil piece of man from the pic. As far has having kids, they may want to rethink that.
Ok if he is such a good young catch then why is he all incognito covered up looking like he’s in a witness protection program. If he wants to be seen out with her why the hat and shades. Viv honey please do not drop a kid with this guy. He doesn’t seem to be into you. He is covered up like he is hiding something.