fanMAIL: Nicki Minaj and Safaree’s dysfunctional relationship
Loyal reader KC writes:
Hey Sandra,
Nicki’s boyfriend is named Safaree Lloyd Samuels, not Jamai/Jamal Willis… her lyrics reveal their co-dependent relationship.
I like how you mentioned Nicki keeping her BF close for fear of being exposed. Her terrible album actually revealed a bit about their relationship in the few of her lyrics that actually hold deeper meaning:
From “Here I Am”:
”So do you take me to be who I am?
To have and to hold, ’til death do us part?
Cause if not, it’s just best we both part,
Cause how am I supposed to finish what you start?
*You got me thinkin’ twice to just breathe,
Then you say I won’t survive if I leave,
But I got a couple of tricks up my sleeve*;
I no longer need your attention – at ease.”They go back and forth between wearing rings and not, hence the marriage part.
“How am I supposed to finish what you start”—Safaree has been her hypeman for 10 years, he probably argues that he is the one “behind” Nicki Minaj. I’m sure he writes her lyrics too, friends have long claimed that Safaree is actually a better rapper than Onika.
How long ’till she leaves him and pulls out the tricks up her sleeve?
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this was a dumb azz post…sorry
Men are always quick to claim a woman’s success…smh
For her CD to be so terrible why in the hell are you dissecting her lyrics like you give a damn?!?
#riddlemethat
KC, Sit yo a*s down somewhere.
I think that, once again, you and one of your loyal readers are reading way too much into something that isn’t even close to being your business, gossip blog or not.
not Jamai/Jamal Willis…
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So WHO ill Jamai and/or Jamal Willis…two MORE voices in her head?
Twins?
I am confuzzled………
Somebody’s a loyal fan of Nicki. You REALLY read THAT much into that song on her “terrible album”.
Girlll bye….
……….a very slow day indeed…..
How long ’till she leaves him and pulls out the tricks up her sleeve?
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What OTHER tricks she got? She can’t eat Remy’s box again…Remy is locked up!
I wonder if they have a contract. Ala Lady Gaga
LOL…I wonder if the person who wrote the letter listened to the entire album before figuring out that it was so “terrible” lol. You got alllll the way to Here I am hunh?? SMH
SLOOOOOOW DAY
Wow these people in here a very demanding as to what they want. I guess once you start feeding to animals they become more and more aggressive >:(
Ahhh Ms. Sandra
YOU already told us that Vivica and HER Man gets coverage because you KNOW Dude… Sooooo WHY are you giving THIS Funny-Named Dude exposure ?!!?
Is KC Keyshia Cole? Could Keyshia be telling Nicki’s info to pay her back for the HORRIBLE single they made together? Why does KC email u ALL the time? STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK WHEN ALL THE ANSWERS ARE REVEALED…..\
KC SIT YO AZZ DOWN!!!!!!
WHATEVER
Soooooooooo Safaree’s not gay???
he is a cutie though. nice and tall too
I hate to admit this but I have been converted to a Nicki Minaj fan
Mr.BluPhi says:
Soooooooooo Safaree’s not gay???
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So Nicki’s not gay? I can’t keep up here
Is this is right here really post-worthy???????
Heyyyyy Yall
@Loyal Reader KC
Get a life!
Hey Al! Long time no speak….read ay good books lately?
Hello everyone!!!
@lipstick- Please give me all the pertinent details on your hair. It is fab… and I am especially interested in which curl it is….
@MrBluPhi Stop it!
Mr.BluPhi says:
Soooooooooo Safaree’s not gay???
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With a name like Safaree, he didn’t have much of a choice.
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
Hey Al! Long time no speak….read ay good books lately?
Hello everyone!!!
@lipstick- Please give me all the pertinent details on your hair. It is fab… and I am especially interested in which curl it is….
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The hair I have in is Bobbi Boss Ocean Wave Indi Remi…I love the hair but it sheds like a beast and with hair this expensive it should NOT be shedding. The curl pattern and texture of the hair is FAB! Id recommened it to anyone, ONLY if you seal the wefts…that will keep the shedding down. The way you see the hair in the pic is after my stylist curled it with a flat iron. But the original waves were still kind of in the hair, so that’s why it looks curly like that…I made videos on youtube reviewing the hair. Just go to youtube and type in thelipstickbandit and my vids should come up. Girl I could talk about hair all day!
so um maybe she talkin about Drake… or Remy ma… maybe its not about rings maybe that’s code for hand cuffs? Maybe she’s talking about Rihanna… maybe she’s talking about the muffin man…
I wanna sit aorund and email dry azz chit to Sandra all fluckin day about random chit…
Phrozen who is that in your gravi.. he scares me for some reason…
Hey Princess! It has been a while. I just finished a book by Francis Ray, Like the First Time (I believe) and it was actually pretty good.
What about you, all good aorund your way? Any good books?
@ Phrozen….Im just sayin
@ Mean Kitty ..lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@lipstick I have actually watched a couple of your videos
Had me playing in eyeshadow and schidt. I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler so I’m with YSO in that I cna’t wear much and if I need to, I have to have it done… LOL!
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
Did yall hear about the skrippa shortage in Dallas for superbowl week? I blame Obama….
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Don’t blame my commander and chief… blame the clap
That’s his real name?
Are we sure they’re in a relationship and not just shopping buddies? He looks like he tries her wigs on…#noshade
@Dawn that’s me, and ummm I’m sorry to be scaring you
@MrBluPhi
@awesome. Strippers are travelling by the BUSLOAD (No, I’m serious) to get to Dallas, the problem will be dealt with accordingly…Plus, some of them ninjas will bring their own… LOL! Y’all know I work at a strip club and an offensive lineman who shall remain nameless flew thirteen plus their housemom and security to dance in our club ONE night. That got a sideeye from me all by itself but he took it even further and threw more thousands at them… Shoot, I would have negotiated and then paid them broads a flat rate but what do I know?
@lipstick I have found that the curly hair (whether it’s mid grade or loud pack) sheds….
@Civil
LOL!
They go back and forth between wearing rings and not, hence the marriage part.
They both have engagement rings????
ready to go
a SNL post would have been better than this since its a slow day or post about rick ross and company spending a million dollars at the strip club
@Al- I requested to follow you on Twitter (you, too Civil) I am NIkkeMinxx…. I read Decoded and enjoyed it… reads dome street lit ad was promptly reminded why I don’t read too much of that…. I was meaning ot tell you about two books; Who Is He To You and Inside Rain by Monique Mendsah. Did we talk about those?
Now that I have PSP & Phro in the same post I want to ask you both if you’re writing your own e-wedding vows and where you want me to book the reception…
Phrozen1der says:
@Dawn that’s me, and ummm I’m sorry to be scaring you
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back peddles… flashes boobs to change subject
@Yso
@Dawn
U telling me I’m ugly???
@Princess…#mybad I didn’t know who you were!
@Yso I have committment issues, and I will NOT be forced into a wedding so that PSP can pose in Ebony!
@Yso.. he still playing like he don’t want (rubs hands down my hips and over my body) all ‘is….
*bungie jumps onto psp*
@CandiPants… hey chica! Is the DVR ready? I heard your real man’s show is coming on soon….
i’m not that fancy yet, i don’t have dvr *lip quiver*
but i will be parked in front of the tv at 10 pm with the channel on centric wrapped up in my ‘candi and el’ forever snuggie u hear me?!
Man said tell them HOES I said Hello and don’t shoot the messenger
For typing what y’all just typed at almost the same time… I will have you two e-hitched yet.
#Determined
#Hypocrite
#ReallyLikesFancyParties
Hey Choc!
OMG, please git off dis gurl nutz. Can she eat boxes, have a gay bf, have a suspect ass, kiss on Drake, have split personalities, and go platinum without all of this daily BS? Im just sayin. You must be a fan, no?
BTW, @ KC, you need to get laid. You actually emailed this woman with this crap? Gosh
Nicki cool with me. who else really fvckin with her right now? As in present tense?
@ Princess, I didnt know who that was, like your real name was Princess. LOL
No, we didnt talk about those books. Are they good, about to google
@Choco
Tell that BYTCH that us LADIES don’t need his hellos or anything else he has to offer.
@PSP
he mad cuz he has to do an audit He is crazy 
@AL- yes, very good. I picked them up on the cheap reading for Kindle. They’re the kinds of books clubs are made for….
@Yso
@PSP
You’re too much
i’ll be a bridesmaid in the e-nuptials
I CANT STAND NUN OF YALL IM SITTING HERE TYPING MY HEART OUT ON THE MARY J POST AND ALLL YALL BISHES MOVED……
***LOADS UP FABULOSO GUN WITH RUBBER BULLETS WITH A FABULOSO CENTER TAKES AIM AND LETS IT RIP** 
YEAH THE BULLETS HURT AND THE FABULOS BURNS….NOBODY LEAVES ME IN THE DANG DARK
calm down laker, it’s slow as molasses in here too *sigh*
Phrozen1der says:
@Dawn U telling me I’m ugly???
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NEVER busrt out laughing at work… everybody said ‘WHAT i MISS” I’m so logging off for the day and NO I didn’t say you wwere long in the tooth…
@candi i sawy i just soooo fukn bored guess i go pick some more tomatoes and onions with the cuzins
@Dawn
O’ok, cause that would’ve been news to me 
@Yso
Im about to cut and paste that and send he said yall would be talkin about him
@Yso
He said you miss him
Really dysfunctional…. because this guy is supportive of his woman…and what is wrong with death do us part..is that not what you swear to on the alter…..if it was an Ike n Tina situation, cheating, not supportive whatnot then you have ground to call it dysfunctional but until then…
Dawn
did you call Phrozen Carl “The Tooth” Williams?????
You wrong as hail for that!
YSO
so you sayin you dont nee his 3.5 inches and 3 minutes of pure pleasure!!
@Brown
Good Afternoon people
Happy Monday! 
I don’t feel like discussing the post topic
once again…hey ya’ll
***attitude***
hey Wondawoman!!
whats the topic? ciara vs fifty or kim vs nene (supposedly it went down on twitter last night…did anybody see nikki on SNL? I wasnt feeling her performances (i dont fancy her songs) but that blackenstein skit was funny
someone please entertain me ***shines a batman signal (except it’s El’s face) in the sky for candib***
how my redbonededed baby????
dimpz
Hey Freee- Dymond I could’ve sworn I spoke
What happened via twitter for both beefs @Dymond??
*sees the El signal and sky dives out of a plane and lands in dymond’s lap* u called?
Hey Choc! how u boo, how was your weekend?
Dymond please enlighten those of us who dont have twitter
@Free
My weekend went by so damn fast I couldn’t believe today was Monday
Hey CFREE!
…you did speak CHOCO, so exclude yourself
@ phro
apparently 50 was bragging about being surrounded by a bevy of beauties and ciara responded sublimally and 50 called her a bytch and some mo chit
I just heard that kim and nene were going back and forth on twitter last night while the show was on, I dont have a twitter acct so i have no idea what actually went down (probably a whole lotta nuthin)
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Free
My weekend went by so damn fast I couldn’t believe today was Monday
I know what u mean, I played so hard this weekend mine really flew by.
Hey CFREE!
Dawn you asked if that was me in my gravi….Why? Do you know me? If it was somethin shady I didnt do it! I thought those midgets were of legal age! It was just for fun!
Afternoon Everyones Everyones!
They posted a winter storm warning in my city today, like catastrophic measures…(I live in Indy)…WHY did half of the office leave and ain’t a lick of NOTHING outside…YET…I mean the sun is shining outside…no snow or ice yet..and half the office cut out! LOL!
Hey DYMOND dahlin
@Choco
I don’t miss him. Never have, never will.
I’m much too good of a shot when I choose to aim at my intended targets.
@BUBBLIN SUGA
That is EXACTLY what I am saying.
candibfly says:
*sees the El signal and sky dives out of a plane and lands in dymond’s lap* u called?
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***orders an olympic size pool full of pudding for candi to dive in***
Nothing bestie
i see it’s like a desert ’round these parts
@Yso
Okay
@Boogie
YSO
Man said he know you really wanna gargle on his 3.5 well since it’s 3.5 there wont be any deep throatin so maybe it will just mae it to the middle of your tongue like a lil smokie but you get the idea!
j/k
@Dymond Ohhhhhhhh that’s who he was talking to, saying it’s my twitter and I can tweet whatever I want bish…
Hey, ya’ll hear about the woman who killed her kids for mouthing off??
I may be late with this…I’ve been working all morning, and haven’t had a chance to read anything today.
Hey boogie…can’t say that i blame them…any little thing and i’m running home
Hey there Brownsuga baby, we missed round these parts!
@BOOGIE, i feel ya. Its like that usually in places that don’t experince bad winter weather. We had a mini blizzard in the A a few weeks ago and the whole city damn near shut down for a entire week!
<<<SMH
Hey everybody just logging in.
@Boogie
I’m not laughing cause that would soooooo be me. I flucking hate snow or even the hint of it.
@Boogie How’d she kill them??? That chick aint no joke….
YSO
I already told my boss I’ll be off tue-thur since it’s sup[pose to get up to 20 below! They need to shut the base down for that shyt!
Aww CFREE I feel special!
LOL!! I normally would too…but NOTHING is going on outside…now tomorrow..I will not be here, cause I don’t do ice…I can do some snow..but I don’t fools with the ice and Indiana Drivers! I’m so SICK of the weather, like really sick of it. Every week it’s dang on SNOWING!!
@boogie,
I heard about it but didnt go google for the details….
*tries a differentt approach* hey Phrozen, how are you this afternoon?
@BUBBLIN SUGA
Ewwwwww…
(crosses of yet another tiny sausage product that I can no longer eat w/o thinking of Manuel)
hI YSO
they’re are anticpating snow here, i already said i’m teleworking
@dymond it is slow round these parts
@YSo Please answer the question from #170 in the Mary post.
@Belinda Carter I guess it could still be deepthroating if you had a shallow mouf….
hey YSO
@ phrozen the lady shot her son twice in the head in the family car ‘for talking back’ as she drove him to soccer practice. The report said she then drove to their upscale home and shot her daughter in the face inside the home.
Calyx, the girl, was 16 and a cross country running star at her high school. The 13-year-old son, Beau, was in eighth grade.
Investigators believe the teens ‘never saw it coming,’. Both were killed with a .38-calibre pistol. The arrest affidavit said the weapon was purchased five days earlier. — AP
She shot her son in the head cause he was mouthing off while she was taking him to soccer practice, and then she went home and short her daughter in the face, while she was doing her homework. The son was 13 and the daughter was 16…I mean she just off them like it was nothing…I don’t understand. She’s a army wife (they listed that like it matters, she blew her f*cking kids heads off).
@YSoSerious
Ahhhh SUGAH… YOU forgot this from the previous post (Earlier…)
And Regarding the Stripper Shortage… Don’t HOUSTON have STRIPPERS ?!!? I KNOW Damn Well they gonna be down there (Clocking Dollars…)
@PSP
I had to go see what that heffa looked like!!
I’m in Chicago and if the coming storm is as bad as I hear, everybody in my house is getting a snow day tomorrow.
Have I mentioned how much I really hate snow and winter in general?
@DYMOND ****WRAPS SELF IN A BIG AZZ FLOUR TORTILLA WITH FAJITA MEAT RICE AND BEANS FOR DYMOND TO MUNCH ON** HOW ARE U BABES??
@Boogie Im in the process of reading that article now
ITS SUPPOSE TO GET COLD AND ICY TOMOROW IN DALLAS TOO BUT DNT NOBODY GIVE A DAM AS LONG AS THE SUPERBOWL WEEKND IS GOOD
SORRY AZZ COWBOYS AINT EVEN MADE IT!!!
@PSP OMG!
@PSP What’s good with you Ma??
Awesome I dont think anybody’s mouf is that shallow! LOL
I guess I need to start callin Man Shallow Hal!
***runs in with some shredded cheese and sour cream***
LAKER
I love fajitas!!! 
how u been missy? u ready for superbowl?
That first @PSP was actually supposed to be @Dymond
@Phrozen **mumbles under my breath** Dreamkiller!
@AWESOME
I’ve always seen you in the best of lights.
But tattooing yourself on a moving bus with a needle, thread, and Indian ink…Well…It sounds kinda bad azz…Or very crazy…
Either way,
Awesome I’m gonna start callin him Shallow Hal! LOL
Regarding the stripper story
*wonders if I should pull out my 7 in clear heels*
Tx is only a few hrs from me!
@Yso It was like 60+ degrees here in Charlotte Saturday/Sunday…I’m no fool, I stayed in..that’s P-KNEW-MONIA weather!
It’s supposed to be like 40′s this week…
@DYMOND
TRYING TO GO TO NELLYS SUPERBOWL PARTY ON SATURDAY SO IF YALL SEE ME ON THE NEWS CUZ A BISH WAS ALL UP ON NELLY DON’T BE SURPRISE….BUT IF WE DN’T GET NO TICKETS I WILL BE DRIVING TO EITHER LOUISIANA **MONROW** TO VISIT THE BEWS GRANDMA OR TO OKLAHOMA TO GAMBLE AND DRANK 
@Choco
That lady LOOKS crazy! She was already taking meds for her sanity.
One of my students jus asked me “Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?” ….and she’s 16yrs old…….. and I teach math. I can’t…not today, not on a Monday….Im out.
who cares about Onika…I mean I know some of ya’ll do…but I dont
#NotAFanOfDatBtch
We been on Nicki overload round here Sandra… AND you not even showin her azz or nuthin.
What’s the point?
does that po baby come from a broken home? is she a latch key kid? how small is the bus that she gets on after school?
Laker you know the weather supposed to be bad here (OKC) right
WONDER WOMAN!!!
lets tom’bout where YOU been??
@blu.. **in Mr.’s Daddy voice** You has my sympathy..
*runs 1837 mph knocking people over to get to HIS* i’m so ready to go! hold me
Sandra, you should just press DELETE next time you get ‘Fanmail’ from ‘KC’.
@Mr.BluPhi
OMG..LMAO!!!
YSO you know you my dawg and all but man’s gravi is funny!
So you went to a lot of trouble to make a special gravi for YSO!
That’s soooooooooo sweet!
They ARE our future…If the world doesn’t end first…Which might be so bad considering the alternative.
I see it’s been quiet in here. I guess Sandra shut everyone up showing Mary J. Blight’s imperfections and chit. She looks every bit her 58 years.
His I had to go under the knife but I’m fine now
@BUBBLIN SUGA
He hates that he loves me.
One of my students jus asked me “Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?” ….and she’s 16yrs old…….. and I teach math. I can’t…not today, not on a Monday….Im out.
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@Boogie
I saw her that is the worse story ever smh
FABULOSALAKER says:
@DYMOND
IF WE DN’T GET NO TICKETS I WILL BE DRIVING TO EITHER LOUISIANA **MONROW** TO VISIT THE BEWS GRANDMA OR TO OKLAHOMA TO GAMBLE AND DRANK
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u getting the hell out of dodge huh?
@MS.LADY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
JESUS 
PLEASE GET ME SOME NELLY TICKETS PLEASE……
@ His
I actually thinks she kinda special. But I couldn’t deal…not today.
@Candi *holds yuh* why is it soooooooooooo boring?? I miss the good ol days on this site
@Brown, as long as all is well! I was looking for ya last week suga!
Heyyyy PSP!!
and Phrozen!
@ Boogie
I mean random is that…and then the dude next to her looked like “hmmmm thats a good question”…..I jus told her to please be quiet and finish the assignment …smdh
@BROWN SUGA
“His I had to go under the knife but I’m fine now”
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Can I see the new tiddy’s?
@PSP
I’d make one too but I think a Gravi of an azzhole with a hamster head sticking out of it would be too graphic for this family-oriented blog.
@ Choco
Yeah its very sad…I couldn’t even imagine.
@Blu, I understand but why can I not stop giggling at her question
CHOCODROP!
@CHOCO
@HIS IM BORED TOOO **LAYS HEAD ON THOSE BEUTIFUL MELONS PILLOW** I CAN’T IM ACTUALLY WORKING AND WONDER WOMAN JUST TOLD ME MY GAMBLING PLANS ARE DEAD TOO!!!
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
@blu.. **in Mr.’s Daddy voice** You has my sympathy..
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Yeah, she really is too old for that…smh. And she was dead serious
@PRINCESS
“YSO you know you my dawg and all but man’s gravi is funny!”
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Thanks. I thought it summed up the sentiment of the entire blog rather nicely.
umm, lemme take a look at that Mary post…those pics looking a lil rough
brb
@Man… (Comment #138)
AND She LQQKS a HARD 58 Years Old TOO !!!
@Mr.BluPhi
You good for holding your composure like that…cause I wouldn’t have been able to do it! AND she would have gotten a blank stare from me! LOL!
@man say bruh do u keep sending lil clips and chit or is ur account haked and chit again
Man I have beautiful DDs so I dont need new tiddy’s and you couldn’t see them if you were the last hermaphodite on earth
@ His
ME EITHER
@BROWN
“Man I have beautiful DDs so I dont need new tiddy’s and you couldn’t see them if you were the last hermaphodite on earth”
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Sounds like you dyin to show me. So, what I gotta do?
Regarding the general sentiment regarding me on this blog:
-It’s not that serious.
-Sandra has yet to put my continued membership on this blog up for a public vote. Just sayin.
@Man… (Comment #154)
This Blog LUVS Her !!! 
NOPE (Absolutely NOT…) Just the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of YOUR Artificially Enhanced Female LOVING Demented SELF
@ELOVE
” (Comment #138)
AND She LQQKS a HARD 58 Years Old TOO !!! ”
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I know dawg! Lookin like she been in Rykers for a stint or three! She almost make M
NICA seem “lady-like!”….. ALMOST!
@ELOVE I SOOOOO AGREE WITH U I GOTS LOTS OF LOVE FOR MY YSO SHE THE CHITNITZ EVEN THO WHE TALK BAD ABOUT MY LAKERS BUT I STILL GOTZ LOVE FOR HER MAN IS JUST CWAZY….
ok back…whew Mary
anyhoo, ya’ll tom’bout?
@Man…
YOU alwayz kill me with the Chicken-Head within Monica’s Name !!!
@YSO
“Regarding the general sentiment regarding me on this blog:
-It’s not that serious.
-Sandra has yet to put my continued membership on this blog up for a public vote. Just sayin. ”
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Nobody likes you. Go away.
@ELove
Thank you for that.
LUV is a strong word but I think most people that have gotten to know my typing like what they read.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Man I have beautiful DDs so I dont need new tiddy’s and you couldn’t see them if you were the last hermaphodite on earth”
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Sounds like you dyin to show me. So, what I gotta do?
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Once you become a full grown man and your balls drop then we can talk
Hey ELuvah
Yso is that bish *plays in her hair*
No one is paying Mans ass any mind…
Laker! make me a burrito grl! steak pls
Ahhhh My Peach… It’s OUR Lakers !!!
WHY IS EVERYONE LYIN TO YSO TALKIN BOUT THEY LIKE HER?
DOES SHE HAVE SOME SORT OF TERMINAL DISEASE THAT NO ONE HAS TOLD ME ABOUT?
OFFTOPIC I told the bew I wanted to
as soon as I got home y he text back and say he can’t cuz he’s on 
@Man
@YSO
“LUV is a strong word but I think most people that have gotten to know my typing like what they read.”
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Well, at least you recognize ain’t no luv for you round here! Don’t nobody like chit you gotta say.
Heeeyyyy Sexxy-Mama !!!
@Boogie, It’s almost a valid question..but does she have the same sense of logic when she’s solving Mr. Blu’s word problems?
@YSO
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Why are you using the “azz-licking” emoticon towards me??????
SMH.
@MAN WE MISSED UR CRAZY AZZ
U AND U KNOW THAT
HOW WAS UR WEEKND?
I SPECIALLY MISSED U MS.LADY
@YSO U KNOW MAN STUPID WE
@HIS YES SENORITA WOULD U LIKE SOME SALSA WITH THAT???
@ELOVE
@BROWN BWAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!!!
Sooo WHEN MC Lyte was talking about she “Need A Ruff-Neck” …
Was she really talking about Mary J Blige ?!!?
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
This shat was Rick James Tenna Marie at the BET Awards bad
OH those two was TRIPPINGGGGG that year..
but I sho miss Teena
*cues ooh la la la and grabs a bottle something*
@BROWN
“Sounds like you dyin to show me. So, what I gotta do?
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Once you become a full grown man and your balls drop then we can talk”
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I gots all that! You gotta show me what you got while it’s still sittin pretty and chit up on ya’!
@His
@MrBluPhi Too funny!
Did anyone see Whitney on the Celebration of Gospel last night??? How you skinny with a belly?? Might I suggest a colon cleanser,laxative or the lemonade diet?? #JustSayin
(basks in the e-doration that Manuel continues to show me)
Why would you care if people like me or not? Or is it just that you don’t want anyone to like me more than you?
Sooo WHEN MC Lyte was talking about she “Need A Ruff-Neck” …
Was she really talking about Mary J Blige ?!!?
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@HIS U ARE ONE SEXY BISH U KNOW THAT IN EVERY PIC U TEASE US A LIL N GIVE US SOME OF THAT CHICHI SHOT
<<<lays head on chest
@E, that 2nd pic of Mary (in her post) all squatting with her legs gapped open looking MAD ROUGH in the face scared me
and I’m so pissed at her last wack ass album that I just wanna beat that btch with it… I blame ugly ass Kendoo-doo
@Laker, yes and an obscene amount of sour cream, thanks bew
@ELOVE
“Sooo WHEN MC Lyte was talking about she “Need A Ruff-Neck” …
Was she really talking about Mary J Blige ?!!?”
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MC Lyte has the same “gynecologist” as ‘Chaz’ Bono.
I gots all that! You gotta show me what you got while it’s still sittin pretty and chit up on ya’
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@Phrozen
OK & I BET Her Gut is Extremely HARD (I Don’t know why I Think That…)
@PHRO
SOUNDS LIKE MY BABES AUNT SHE SKINY BUT GOT A 20 PUND GUT 
CRACK IS WACK!!!
*Sharpens darts,arrows and knives* They gon’ stop talking about MJB…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Sounds like you dyin to show me. So, what I gotta do?
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Once you become a full grown man and your balls drop then we can talk”
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I gots all that! You gotta show me what you got while it’s still sittin pretty and chit up on ya’!
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Apparently you’re under the impression I actually care what you think of me but since I don’t I’ll go ahead and tell you no now so that way you can save your keysstrokes for someone who might care and that you might actually have a chance in hell on gettin pics
*climbs on Lakers Lap*
U know I lubz u bish
@Phrozen *wipes brow* Lawddd I knew I wasnt the only one wondering why she had the hungry somalian water belly! I just knew it!
@YSO
“(basks in the e-doration that Manuel continues to show me)
Why would you care if people like me or not? Or is it just that you don’t want anyone to like me more than you?”
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You know what? You ABSOLUTELY right!
You would cut me SOOOOOOOO deep if you logged off and never came back on! THAT CHIT WOULD DAYUM NEAR KILL ME!
@Elove
@Laker
@ELOVE CUZ IT IS
MY BABES AUNT GOT ALL FUKED UP AND CHIT ONE NIGHT HER BELLY WAS STIKING OUT LIKE SHE WAS 24 MONTHS PREG!! 
@His & Ms Choco
If I SAW Mary J walking down the same side of the Street (As Me…) I WOULD Promptly get to the OTHER SIDE of the Street (No Shame Here…)
@His
SOUNDS LIKE MY BABES AUNT SHE SKINY BUT GOT A 20 PUND GUT CRACK IS WACK!!!
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@BROWN
“Apparently you’re under the impression I actually care what you think of me but since I don’t I’ll go ahead and tell you no now so that way you can save your keysstrokes for someone who might care and that you might actually have a chance in hell on gettin pics”
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Show me ‘dem “man pleasin breasts” of yours!
His_Mommy623 says:
and I’m so pissed at her last wack ass album that I just wanna beat that btch with it… I blame ugly ass Kendoo-doo
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kendu has perv face and some people with light eyes scare me
has anybody heard that they were separated and getting a divorce?
@ELOVE
yall fukn her up in heuh!
Damn she not that bad I like Mary
@E, yeah she does scare me a tad… those shades had her looking like a nigga fresh put the pen..
@CHOCO HOW U GON BE 100 POUNDS BUT LOOK LIKE U CARRING TRIPLETS
DRUGS WILL CATCH UP TO UR AZZ
Whitney stomach so big when she shyts, she’s going to CROWN!
put=out* #207
much better
@HIS
“yeah she does scare me a tad… those shades had her looking like a nigga fresh put the pen..”
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You know she thinks she’s “classy” since her weave be “blonde” and chit.
(makes note that Manuel sees this —>
as azz licking and adds it to my evidence locker)
@Phrozen, maybe when she finally does get mr hanky out, she can go save her fcked up daughter from all them 4lokos she been guzzling…lil Bobby Xtina is flaming mess!
My Peach
OK Then (Because IT DOES LQQK HARD…)
@Phrozen
YOU gonna CLOWN Whitney and Trip about A LIL Mary J Bashing
@Man… (Comment #197)
That GOOD THERAPY Dawg… Release your TRUE Inner Feelings (More Often…)
I bet Whitney got a toddler sized shyt waiting to make it’s exit… #MetamucilMuch??
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she finally does get mr hanky out,
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@Man, that blonde hair does nothing for her…. if anything it highlights her “omar from the wire” prison scar she has…
I bought her last cd and hated it so much, I called myself giving it to my mom who gave it RIGHT back to me and said “this cd sucks, go get me Sade instead” I was like listen old lady, yeen getting my damn Sade cd!!
(passes Manuel some Midol)
Them cramps sure do have you in an ornery mood today.
@HIS SHE HAD THE RIGHT PARENTS TO LEARN FROM!!!
<<<bish eyes I DROVE OUT THAT PARKING LOT AND I WAVED BYE TO HER SHE COME TO THE CAR AND I SAY "WHEN ARE U DO?" SHE GAVE ME THIS LOOK AGAIN 
AND SAID "BISH I AINT PREG NOW GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE CORNER I GOTS TO MAKE MY MONEY" HIS DANG FAMILY SCARES ME 
CRACK IS WACK!!!
@PHRO WHEN I FIRST MET HIS AUNT I THOUGHT SHE WAS PREG AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS WIGHTE **NO OFFENCE** SO HER FIRST WORDS TO ME WERE “IS THAT BISH IN THE CAR WHITE IF SOO IM FINA SLAP HER AZZ FO BEING IN MY DRIVEWAY” SHE WAS HIGH THEN A KITE SHE COMES TO THE DOOR AND I LOOK AT HER LIKE “QUE?” AND AS SOON AS I SAID “WHAT HAPPEN WHO ARE U” SHE SAID “OOHH SO U MEXICAN WE GOOD BISH WE GOOD!!”
@HIS
“that blonde hair does nothing for her…. if anything it highlights her “omar from the wire” prison scar she has…”
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That scar is where she got jumped into a gang or somethin. She sittin up in the grammy’s wit a razor in her mouf.
Ms Choco
IF Mary came up to YOU LQQKING LIKE That and ALL Sweaty (And Shyt…) You telling me You wouldn’t be AT LEAST A Little Startled (Come On NOW…)
sweaty with a razor in her mouth
@HIS
I like the way you been tryin to tempt me with your gravie pics!
@HIS BISH IT’S NOT FUNNY HIS MAMA SIDE OF THE FAM FUK ME UP FROM THE GET GO THEY ARE CRAZY AS FUK BI-POLAR CRACK HEADS AND ERRTHANG!!!
AND THE BABE MAD CUZ IM SCARED TO MEET MORE OF HIS FAM 
IF I CAN ONLY TELL U WHAT HIS FAM HAS DONE INFRONT OF ME U WONT BE ABLE TO BREAFFF!! 
@Elove
I have seen worse
@YSO
“(passes Manuel some Midol)
Them cramps sure do have you in an ornery mood today.
”
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¿¿¿
???
Are you…. are you offering to suck my di©k?
@Lakes
Spill it!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Apparently you’re under the impression I actually care what you think of me but since I don’t I’ll go ahead and tell you no now so that way you can save your keysstrokes for someone who might care and that you might actually have a chance in hell on gettin pics”
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Show me ‘dem “man pleasin breasts” of yours
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Why show you mine when you have a nice set of moobs of your own
yes @Lakes, spill it!
um Man
I do this for my bishes, not u my nigga..
and u do NOT talk 2 my YSO like that
AZZHOLE!
@BROWN
“Why show you mine when you have a nice set of moobs of your own”
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Stop giving me all this back talk! You know you wanna show ‘em. You know I wanna see ‘em. EVERYBODY WINS!
Now, let’s get to it!
How does offering you Midol = offering to fellate your stale little Snausage?
@HIS
“um Man I do this for my bishes, not u my nigga..
and u do NOT talk 2 my YSO like that AZZHOLE!”
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Oh, well I think your bishes wanna see a nice pic of you from behind. They just scared to ask you.
FIRST HIS AUNTIE CAME AT ME AND HIM WITH A MOP **SHE A CRACK HEAD** I WAS 7 MONTH AND SHE JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS SOOO MAD I SWEAR I WAS ALLL EMOTIONAL CRYING AND THIS BISH SCREMING WITH THE SAME LOOK HIS CWAZY FAMILY GOT
CAME AT ME AND SAID “THATS HIS BABYY IF NOT I WILL BEAT THE MEXICAN OUT OF U” AND THE WHOLE FAM WAS WATCHING HE HAD TO COME IN BETWEEN WILE I WAS CRYIN <<<PUNK AZZ 6 MONTHS PREGO BISH 
IS THIS!!
THEN ME AND HIS MAMA GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT I WALKED OUT OF HER HOUSE SHE CAME BEHIND ME **THE CRACK HEAD BEAST** AND PUNCHED ME IN MY MOUTH ALL CUZ A BISH WOULD LET HER RUN HER MOUTH ON ME AND MY SON AND CUZ THE ADDICT WAS MAD OVER A
THATS TWO OF MANY OCASIONS WERE HIS FAMILY MAKES ME WONDER
@YSO
”
“How does offering you Midol = offering to fellate your stale little Snausage?
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…Thought you was tryin to improve my “mood”
@HIS
BUT EMAIL IT TO ME NO SHARING WITH THE AZZ WIPE **MAN** CAN U PUT A RED THONG #BISHCANDREAM
@Laker
and u did NO time in prison? cus i would have…
@HIS
(COMMENT 236) Send it to me too!
@Lakes
What did HE do?
@His
@Elove Yup!
@Laker
@Yso, ignore that foolish man!
@Laker anything 4 u bew? *bats lashes*
@HIS FOR WHO??? THEM CRAZY CAN’T BE A MAMA CPS TOOK MY KIDZ CUZ THE PIPE MORE IMPORTAN THAN MY BLOOD BISHES….GIRL PLEASE HELL NAW I GOT KIDS AND A LIFE THEY ARE LOANLY AND MISERABLE AND NEED MY BABES ATTENTION EVEN IF ITS IN A BAD WAY!! I CUT THEM OUT OF MINE AND MY CHILDRENS LIFE NO WAY IN HAIL U WILL BE AROUND MINES WITH THAT SH!T
I don’t give a half a fluck about your “mood”.
*snatches off my His and Awesome fo’lyfe off the shoulder tee*
u don’t see me?? *cries hysterically*
@awsome to his aunt hold her down to his wanna be mama takel her azz to the pavement she came at me from behind and he saw that he gave her a warning to let go but she din’t so he literally tacke her to the ground!!
@YSO
”
“I don’t give a half a fluck about your “mood”.
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I see…
Just continue to suck it anyway.
@Laker, yeah I would have felt that way too after time had passed. BUT THAT NIGHT, sheiiiiiiit if u lucky enough to have a punch land on my mouth, a bish is digging in the purse and somebodys blood will party with mines!
im outie yall have a good one
@his girl when he came between me and his mama i already had her in my dang hand **face** but my son was behind me crying and that i don’t do
@His
He’s just bored and needs my attention to get him through the rest of the day. I have boys and can recognize that behavior when I see it. Poor thing.
@Lakes
Damn WTF girl that chit is rough! I think I would hold his family agaisnt him
I’m not sucking anything. That’s your little hamster buddy earning his food pellets.
I’m also done typing to you today. Hope you got what you needed.
@LAKER
Who’s that in your gravie?
@His NOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOO!
*pulls down bottom lip to show @his’ tat on my gums*
@YSO
“I’m not sucking anything. ”
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Wanna play hardball ‘eh? Ok, ok… I got cha.
I’m sure THIS will make you reconsider!
**flashes an extra two dollar bill**
@LAKER
Unless she’s tucking a fat dyck, you don’t need to answer.
@Laker, can u get yo bews mama to punch Man in the mouth? thanks grl!
and see ya 2morrow bew
@Yso…
stop typing to him woman!
Awesome! Hello : )
*climbs in Awesomes lap*
whew! I was scurred that we were over *tears* U can’t be ignoring me bew!
Not mad at nicky’s hustle.
Well folks I’m out til Fri!
Have a good one!
Awesome I’d really like to see them guns/tats!
@HIS
“stop typing to him woman!”
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How she goin refuse this CRISP $2 bill???
<<<< **in Yso's face**
Sup Choco! We’re gettin hammered with this snow shyt today, just a little heads up but I’m sure you know you’re next.
@His You know all I see is you babe…. See!
*pops out false eye with your gravi engraved on the back*
@Laker
You really gotta research before you procreate…
*hates Man so much*
Bye Brownnnnnnnnnnn *shakes rack*
@Awesome,
well umm..I guess I can’t ever get upset with u again…damn 
*slides my tee back on and looks for matching boyshorts*
@Awesome Yeah it’s coming tonight damn how many inches do you have in snow that is
@Ms. Carter
I’m getting toned up for my new tat. I think it’s the shyt and will def make it an SR exclusive……..
FCK SNOW!
and fck Jersey for not warning a bish b4 she moved back here!
@Choco
I’m not much for talking, you could step into my igloo though………
Steppin into Awesome igloo pleasantly surprised by how AWESOME HE IS!
solo
who cares…..