According to Jawn Murray of AOL Black Voices:

A rep for singer Omarion has confirmed to BlackVoices.com that a press release circulating on the internet claiming that he formally announced he is "bisexual" is a hoax.

The internet was abuzz Saturday afternoon when several online blogs posted what appeared to be a press release serviced on behalf of Omarion (real name: Omari Ishmael Grandberry) addressing his sexuality.

The unedited press release read: "I pride myself in being an honest, God Fearing, respectful man. I have kept my personal life private and wanted to keep it that way. Unfortunately, other's are interested in profiting from my anguish; so before they can do that, I will clarify things. I am not at all what certain ex-band members are trying to paint me as, I am however a respectable, mature, proud, bisexual man."

The fake press announcement was attributed to Sharron Wright at Sony Music; however BlackVoices.com reported exclusively on April 19, 2008 that the singer was no longer affiliated with the label. (See: ''O' No: Singer Omarion Dropped By Record Label')

The 26-year-old former B2K member's rep, Francoise Blachette of The Purple Agency, promptly responded to BlackVoices.com inquiry for comment on the matter.

"The previously released statement regarding Omarion is false and was generated for negative publicity by an unknown person. Omarion will not contribute to anything negative said or done against him. Omarion respects all of his fans, no matter religion, sexuality, or race," she said in a statement.

Omarion then took to his Twitter page to respond as well. (See below)

  • pointhimout

    yeah, I saw that. He didn't tweet nothing else afterwards.

  • DA REAL DEAL

    “The previously released statement regarding Omarion is false and was generated for negative publicity by an unknown person.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    MMMM, I WONDER WHICH EX-BAND MEMBER :oops: I MEANT UNKNOWN PERSON ATTEMPTED TO CIRCULATE THIS NEGATIVE PUBLICITY :think:

  • RedSecret

    Someone needs a (butt)plug.. :rolleyes:

  • Eb

    He's not bisexual, he's gay :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    i'd give him more respect if he would just come out. :shrug:

  • ShoYaRight

    Wait...so he likes girls now?

  • iciaantica

    @Eb I agree! Omarion does not like women...it is extremely obvious!

  • Daisy

    Jawn Murray is gay I don't know how his wife doesn't see it

    I never thought O was gay :shrug: his fashion choices have been a little suspect lately but before then I never got the gay/suspect vibe

  • sugar.honey.iced.tea

    Mmmmmm hmmmmmm :coffee:

  • yokiyamee

    :blink: say it ain't so...Raz B almost had me fooled completely :think:

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    aint nuttin' I lOve Women too

  • http://vimeo.com/17630990 LaTechGrad02

    :offtopic: OMG Basketball Wives, a hot mess

  • xcal86

    Is this dude still relevant? Who caressss. If he wasnt black, Auntie wouldnt have post this shiet here. He be on some small article on Perez, just sayin. What a yawner!!

  • YepIsaidIt

    @Daisy, I agree; I never got that from him before either. And like u said, his fashion choices of late have been suspicious but I'll chop that up to him trying to stay relevant by copying Kanye's steez....

  • YepIsaidIt

    @LaTechGrad02, Right! I only caught the tail end but that Tami chick CLEARLY needs a one of those white jackets to protect her from herself and to protect others. Smh. She also needs that azz beat bc she obviously is assuming that just because those chicks act uppity, that they can't tear her a new one. I see why ol' boy left her. You can tell she's still salty about her failed marriag though.

  • YepIsaidIt

    I meant "marriage"

  • http://vimeo.com/17630990 LaTechGrad02

    @Yep, I was just sitting here dying over that mess at a charity event. Really? Wow, just wow.

  • YepIsaidIt

    @LaTechGrad, If it were me, I would've invited her outside to talk...which, depending on her conduct, may have ended with her raggedy azz weave scattered along side her teeth. I mean, I'm a lady, but a person can only take so much.

  • Quitta

    Yeah okay, we believe you Omari. :waiting:

  • pointhimout

    @daisy, agreed. jawn murray is flaming, as is the opinionated writer dude Toure. yet, both are married with children no less (toure for sure). exactly how does a gossiping man approach a woman for dating? giiiirrrrrrrrrrlll, i got the T. and she's inclined to say yes??? what part of the game has this become?

    I CAN'T.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    So if he was gay.....what? The witch hunt to out these celebrities is ridiculous.

    @Daisy....when did Jwan Murry get married???

    @Point...I seen Toure on the streets of NY with his wife & kid they seem so "in love".

  • pointhimout

    #21, really? beautiful kids, but as I contradict myself, I never saw him as being married to a woman. That's where it stopped for me. He's intelligent, albeit extremely opinionated with one side views. You'll never hear/read me going out of my way tryna out somebody.

    I can agree it does seem like a witch hunt to out celebrities. Personally, I'm not wrapped up into like that at all. I know in my personal life, folk wanna ask questions, but just wont. If someone does get ballsy enough to come close, it's usually with a sideway comment, but never an adult conversation or inquiry. #shrugs

  • ELove

    Screw the Witch Hunt BS... He's GAY (Plain-n-Simple...)

    The DL-Suspect and Staying-in-the CLOSET SHYT need to CEASE ASAP
    It's 2010 Already (Real...) BEING GAY shouldn't be a BIG DEAL Anymore :lol:

  • ELove

    OOPS... It's actually 2011 Already !!! (MY BAD...) :blink:

  • lipstickbandit

    He need to quit lying!!!

  • Brownsugar1908

    Stop the presses! Toure is married? With kids? Real kids? Or is he hanging with the "kids" like I do? Cluth the pearls...all 20 of them.

    Wow. like wow.

  • Brownsugar1908

    I meant to say clutch the pearls. sorry I'm tired.

  • camvtu

    Omarion is news worthy because? Ms. Rose I thought he was on "socialite" status anyway...FURTHER, who cares who is bi, gay, or straight for that matter? It's Hollywood, where everyone is suspect in some way. AND when it comes to Raz B...someone should give him a muzzle because he's giving blacks and gays a bad rap.

  • lipstickbandit

    Brownsugar1908 says:

    Stop the presses! Toure is married? With kids? Real kids? Or is he hanging with the “kids” like I do? Cluth the pearls…all 20 of them.

    Wow. like wow.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    This has me rolling lol

  • pointhimout

    Sandra, Ice Cube or TBS must be sponsoring the hell outta this site, or wrote a phat check for ad space. the screen changed colors when it first loaded and I thought u updated ya site. Get those advertisers mami.

  • pointhimout

    haha yall crazy. and yes bs1908, toure's married with two beautiful kids.

  • Kat

    Whatever Omarion.... :coffee: I wouldn't put it past anybody these days...all of these DL nicca's runnin around...

  • Daisy

    @therapist I want to say last year or in 2009. He talked about it on TJMS one day cause he said his wife approved of him escorting sherri sheppard to the gosepl award show.

    RHOA and BBall wives messy and good tv :popcorn:

    So mad GMA didn't come on this morning due to the snow "storm" in the A :mad:

    Morning

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    MOANIN FAM!
    NOHIN LIKE A GOOD DL/BISEXUAL RUMOR TO GET THE WEEK GOIN! :danban:

  • lipstickbandit

    snow day in Atl!! The bad part is I got stuck in the house with the wrong damn person.....:( What an off day this will be.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    Daisy
    I saw BBall's ex wives/ex finacee's!
    I'm mad that Evelyn and Jennifer's old azzes are still tryna be messy!
    They know good and dam well they are too old to be actin like that!
    Tami.................EPIC FAIL, hair and all

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Well, it's snowing in Atlanta. Although the city has officially shut down, I still have to work remotely. Why can't I just stay snuggled in the bed with my boo? *throws body against the dining room table*

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    lipstickbandit says:
    snow day in Atl!! The bad part is I got stuck in the house with the wrong damn person…..:( What an off day this will be.
    January 10, 2011 at 8:28 am
    ****************
    My prayers go out to you. Nothing like feeling like a prisoner in your own home...beig held hostage and what not... :lol:

  • lipstickbandit

    am I the only one that noticed Jennifer's feet last week when she was laying on the couch waiting for her husband?? I hate the fact that her and Evelyn are such bullies, I mean they are on some high school ish, it makes for good tv but it's getting annoying. I wish Evelyn would leave Suzy alone, okay, you don't like her....move along. And Suzy should not have gave Evelyn the satisfaction of apologizing to her.

  • lipstickbandit

    yvonne79 says:

    lipstickbandit says:
    snow day in Atl!! The bad part is I got stuck in the house with the wrong damn person…..:( What an off day this will be.
    January 10, 2011 at 8:28 am
    ****************
    My prayers go out to you. Nothing like feeling like a prisoner in your own home…beig held hostage and what not… :lol:
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Girl I didn't take the snow storm warning seriously...I though it was a damn joke, and the bad part is that he doesn't drive, but Im am just about willing to wake his ass up and risk my life on the icy roads and take him home. It may be worth the tailspin, cause Im really annoyed, I won't be offering him breakfast or anything of the sort.

  • Daisy

    @BSP Jen and Evelyn are indeed messy but I still like them. I think Evelyn and Chad Johnson make a cute couple. Can't wait until he appears on the show. I like all the "wives" Gloria was the only one who ever annoyed me. Tammi is a FOOL :rofl: she had me hollering!!

    @yvonne I don't have a work laptop and my internet is down so no logging on for me at all :danban:

    #teamsnow

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    yvonne79 says:

    *throws body against the dining room table*
    ________________________________________________________
    Please be kind to the body :coffee:

  • candibfly

    suuuuure it was fake ;)

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    lipstickbandit says:
    ...Girl I didn’t take the snow storm warning seriously…I though it was a damn joke, and the bad part is that he doesn’t drive, but Im am just about willing to wake his ass up and risk my life on the icy roads and take him home. It may be worth the tailspin, cause Im really annoyed, I won’t be offering him breakfast or anything of the sort.
    January 10, 2011 at 8:38 am
    ****************
    And there you have it! Bless your heart...if you do venture out, please take your time and be safe out there. Us Georgians can't drive in snow.

    Daisy: I see you rubbing it in :mad:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Hey Brown and Candi! :hug:

  • candibfly

    yvonne! :yahoo:

    why y'all gettin all the snow days?! can we get some?! lawd why must i work :crying:

    anywho, who is this boo? :popcorn:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Candi: Stop playin! You already know who the boo is.... :blink:

  • ELove

    @yvonne and @lipstick
    At the EXTREME Difference of Y'all Morning MOOD(s) :blink: ... :rofl:

    GOOD Morning Everybody !!!

  • His_Mommy623

    I'm sooooooo angered @ someone up in here! *burns friendship anklet*

    Heyyyyy Brown and Yvonne :waves: gawd I'm tired

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Hey ELove sweetie!! How are you darling? :kiss:

  • candibfly

    u a pimp, i thought there might be more than one! :D

    i had a wonderful weekend ;)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    Yea Whyvonne who is this boo

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Hey His_Mommy! What's up boo?

  • His_Mommy623

    Oh hayyyyy Eluvah :hug:

  • candibfly

    she can't be mad at me cause i ain't do nothin

    *looks at friendship nose ring*

  • lipstickbandit

    ELove says:

    @yvonne and @lipstick
    At the EXTREME Difference of Y’all Morning MOOD(s) :blink::rofl:

    GOOD Morning Everybody !!!
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Its a damn tragedy and im really upset about this fiasco I put myself into :shotsfired1:

  • Got Jokes

    I stand by my original statement as this is some hoeshyt! Announcement made (or fabricated)then taken back...as we all knew it was gonna be....when we ALL know this chile is not right as most wouldn't be under ongoing molestation claims....who would be "normal" after claims like that? Whether it is true or not...

    I pray that he finds himself and that Raz and the others do too. But that they stop all this public back and forth and get help.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    Hey His

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Candi: Well, you know.....my jersey is hanging in the rafters but I may pull a Michael Jordan when I get bored. :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yvonne.... Oh nada. I wish my mom would come make me some cream of wheat tho...How was ur weekend bew?

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @lipstickbandit: Cuz I'm bored and don't really feel like working, tell us why you're so annoyed at this "overnight" guest... :popcorn:

  • candibfly

    where are lil fizz and j boog when u need them?! :rofl:

    yvonne i look up to u :thumbsup:

  • Got Jokes

    About Basketball Wives and Heffas...shew I cannot stand Jennifer. She need to examine why she married Eric "Enemy Mine" Williams in the first place during her counseling...Instead of being worried about what party she did not get an invite for...she NEEDS to report to her nearest Eye Care Associates.

    I think behind those colored contacts the heffa got a 10 year old cataract problem...been together 10 years and can't see that nukka been hit OVER AND OVER AGAIN in the face with a bag of quarters...not nickels...Susan B. Anthony coins...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    lipstickbandit says:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Its a damn tragedy and im really upset about this fiasco I put myself into
    ______________________

    Next thing you know that niccah gon thing he need a drawer! That's a huge :nono:

  • candibfly

    tell us why you’re so annoyed at this “overnight” guest…
    -----------------------------------

    yes, please do :popcorn: *leans back in SR heated monogrammed recliner with built in cooler and snack tray*

  • ELove

    @yvonne
    Heeyyyy NOW :kiss:

    @His
    Morning Sexxy-Mama :hug:

  • Got Jokes

    am I the only one that noticed Jennifer’s feet last week when she was laying on the couch waiting for her husband??
    --------------------------------------------------
    She been stopping cahs? Am I gonna hafta to start calling that blind hoe "Betty Rubble"????

  • lipstickbandit

    yvonne79 says:

    @lipstickbandit: Cuz I’m bored and don’t really feel like working, tell us why you’re so annoyed at this “overnight” guest… :popcorn:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Basically he's a nice dude but he's short...I know it's shallow but I made a promise to myself that in 2011 I would look past certain things...well it ain't working!!! Don't get me wrong, he's a good person but the chemistry just isn't there!

  • candibfly

    short in stature or short "down there" :popcorn:

  • His_Mommy623

    @that ex bff.... I definitely wrote on ur wall and u did not holla holla :wail: I dnt take kindly to being mistreated!!

    Ok lemme get off this blackburree and get on the damn computer...these hardwoods are not cute in the winter *finds 30 pairs of socks*

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @His_Mommy: My weekend was pretty good! No complaints....went to karaoke on Friday night, my niece's birthday party, a BBQ and then some hole in the wall club on Saturday and had brunch with the family on Sunday. And now, we're stuck in the house due to the snow. Oh,happy day!!!

  • ELove

    @K-Dub SAID ---> Eric “Enemy Mine” Williams
    And HE damn near SOUNDS/TALKS Like That Too !!! :rofl:

  • lipstickbandit

    Got jokes...your comments are hilarious....but I do think Jennifer is kinda cute in a weird way...or maybe it's just her hair I like :blink:

  • candibfly

    @his i wrote on ur wall first and it took u 12 years to respond :crying:

    lawd why?! i popped locked and dropped it and errythang!

  • lipstickbandit

    candibfly says:

    short in stature or short “down there” :popcorn:
    ________________________________________________________________

    Stature. It hasn't even crossed my mind to go downstairs :hurl:

  • Got Jokes

    Next thing you know that niccah gon thing he need a drawer! That’s a huge
    ----------------------------------------------
    Or he gonna TAKE a drawer like my friend did...and when you do your laundry you gonna find his ish...this dude had socks, boxers, shorts...I was confused...had to pour some wine while I put his ish in a plastic bag...WHO DOES THAT? How he get that ish in my house...without me noticing...had me shook! Gave him his bag when he came back over...like here you forgot this stuff homie (pushed bag over to him with my foot)

    WISH I WAS DERE with @lipstick so I could help a e-sis escort his azz up OWT...like "STEP muthaflucka!"

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    lipstickbandit says:
    ....Basically he’s a nice dude but he’s short…I know it’s shallow but I made a promise to myself that in 2011 I would look past certain things…well it ain’t working!!! Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good person but the chemistry just isn’t there!
    January 10, 2011 at 8:53 am
    *****************
    The people demand to know more. Is he "short" in height? or he is coming up short in other areas and because of that, there's no chemistry?

  • candibfly

    i didn't watch basketball baby mommas but i kept hearing about someone crashing a charity event and asking why they weren't invited...ummm prob bc ur all low class b1tches (who think they're high class) who think they run sh1t? i mean that's just a guess :shrug:

  • candibfly

    i hate these staff meetings, they are pointless. where is my millionaire who will wisk me away from all this working business?! :rofl:

    be back later :(

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Kwallllllllll, um sweetie....sugafoot.....

    can you change your screen name back? pretty please with a cherry on top?

  • His_Mommy623

    ummm Kwall did u really dig up the susan b anthony coins?
    #Ihatechosooooohard! :rofl:

    @Candayyyy I did not! *takes off my "Candi be mines fo'lyfe" onesie*

  • lipstickbandit

    Got Jokes says:

    Next thing you know that niccah gon thing he need a drawer! That’s a huge
    ———————————————-
    Or he gonna TAKE a drawer like my friend did…and when you do your laundry you gonna find his ish…this dude had socks, boxers, shorts…I was confused…had to pour some wine while I put his ish in a plastic bag…WHO DOES THAT? How he get that ish in my house…without me noticing…had me shook! Gave him his bag when he came back over…like here you forgot this stuff homie (pushed bag over to him with my foot)

    WISH I WAS DERE with @lipstick so I could help a e-sis escort his azz up OWT…like “STEP muthaflucka!”

    ______________________________________________________________________

    I hate to admit it...but he doesn't drive, so Id have to not only escort him out but drive him home. It seems like men in Atlanta don't have cars. :wtf:

  • Got Jokes

    @K-Dub SAID —> Eric “Enemy Mine” Williams
    And HE damn near SOUNDS/TALKS Like That Too !!!
    ------------------------------------------------
    HE DEW....all nasally and ish...I hate him...and she okay and yeah she is a nice looking lady...but what in the WHURL made her think she could stand LOOKING at that dude? I turn it every time he even come on...so imagine waking up to his azz erryday...his face is HIT and his head and teef is shaped like Rocky Dennis aka "Mask"

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yvonne...gawd damn u did alot :lol: I layed around wondering why my back is putting a hurting on me this week :wail:

  • ELove

    WHY are Y'all getting @K-Dub started this early in the Morning... I'm TRYING to drink My Coffee without spitting it out from Laughing !!! :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    am I the only one not impressed with Jennifer and Evelyns "old ass bully btch tactics" but when Tranny Ev rolled in that fund raiser and told the door man "we aint on the list, get the fck outta here" I did chuckle a tad

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    Lipstick tell him you're really not feelin well and you need to take him him..... wait a mnute..that niccah aint got no car?!?!?!?!?!

  • lipstickbandit

    Got Jokes says:

    @K-Dub SAID —> Eric “Enemy Mine” Williams
    And HE damn near SOUNDS/TALKS Like That Too !!!
    ————————————————
    HE DEW….all nasally and ish…I hate him…and she okay and yeah she is a nice looking lady…but what in the WHURL made her think she could stand LOOKING at that dude? I turn it every time he even come on…so imagine waking up to his azz erryday…his face is HIT and his head and teef is shaped like Rocky Dennis aka “Mask”
    __________________________________________________________________

    So it's obvious he doesn't care about her and vice versa, but she doesn't want to ask for a divorce for nothing...do you think they have a prenup to whereas she has to be with him a certain amount of years to get some loot and thats why she's dragging it out?

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @His_Mommy623: Classes have resumed so all my fun and visiting has to be done on the weekend. (sigh) Sorry to hear your back is still bothering you. I bet next time your ass will get movers :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    and that damn Tammi/y (whom I kinda like) and her bad weaves and Rainbow outfits :nono: I can't allow her 2 keep looking so low budget on the telly... *sends email to Shaunie*

  • lipstickbandit

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Lipstick tell him you’re really not feelin well and you need to take him him….. wait a mnute..that niccah aint got no car?!?!?!?!?!
    _______________________________________________________________

    ::hangs head in shame:: nope, he doesn't have a car....and it's snow and bad weather outside, so it's either risk my life on the roads to take him home...or deal with looking at his face...i do have good tires though :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    Kwall you goin to hell for that Rocky Dennis comment! :rofl:
    Meanwhile back at the ranch.....why did the blind lady at church have her shirt inside out yesterday, WTF was her hubby doin while she was getting dressed?!?!?! I know had to at least glanced at her before they left and the granddaughter didnt say shyt either!

  • lipstickbandit

    I actually like Tammi, although I didn't care for her on the Real World

  • His_Mommy623

    oh and brown sugah bew, :thumbsup: on the Guy vid in ur link :lol:

    @Lipstick....if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol

  • ELove

    @lipstick SAID ----> i do have good tires though :dead:

  • lipstickbandit

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Kwall you goin to hell for that Rocky Dennis comment! :rofl:
    Meanwhile back at the ranch…..why did the blind lady at church have her shirt inside out yesterday, WTF was her hubby doin while she was getting dressed?!?!?! I know had to at least glanced at her before they left and the granddaughter didnt say shyt either!
    _______________________________________________________

    :dead:

  • His_Mommy623

    sooooooooo @Yvonne...u just gawn bring that back up?

    #Ihatechutoo!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    :blink:
    Lipstick hun you've got to do better! Let this be a lesson! He gon be callin you to come take him to cash his check! Wait... he does have a job don't he???????

  • Got Jokes

    and that damn Tammi/y (whom I kinda like) and her bad weaves and Rainbow outfits I can’t allow her 2 keep looking so low budget on the telly… *sends email to Shaunie*
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    I been thinking about Ms. Tami too...I told yall that bang on that one weave/wig irritates my SOUL...and I was thinking "heffa cantchu SELL some of those food stamps you so mad about to getchu some better hair?"

    I know MY food stamp girl sells HERS and she be casket SHARP...

  • lipstickbandit

    His_Mommy623 says:

    oh and brown sugah bew, :thumbsup: on the Guy vid in ur link :lol:

    @Lipstick….if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol

    _____________________________________________________________________

    As much as I don't want to drive in these conditions.....so be it!

  • lipstickbandit

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    :blink:
    Lipstick hun you’ve got to do better! Let this be a lesson! He gon be callin you to come take him to cash his check! Wait… he does have a job don’t he???????
    __________________________________________________________

    Brown please don't do this...you have me so tickled this early in the morning...yea he has a job and he's in school. Im telling you, it's a shortage of men in Atlanta...and you're guaranteed to make more money and have more than most guys you come in contact with down here.

  • lipstickbandit

    I need a change, im thinking about dating outside my race and getting a piece of white bread...I don't know if I can go thru it though.

  • Got Jokes

    @Lipstick….if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol
    --------------------------------------------------
    Or the nearest store....and send him in to getchu some chips and drive off...

  • His_Mommy623

    @Kwall, yesssss the Beyonce video phone bang makes my ass itch! it really does :no:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    I know MY food stamp girl sells HERS and she be casket SHARP…
    ***********
    :dead:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Lipstick if u do, pls tell me how the pank cawk is...I have considered this but I'm unsure if I can tamper with uncooked meat :think:

  • lipstickbandit

    Got Jokes says:

    @Lipstick….if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol
    ————————————————–
    Or the nearest store….and send him in to getchu some chips and drive off…
    _______________________________________________

    Im literally in tears :crying:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    lipstickbandit says:
    …and you’re guaranteed to make more money and have more than most guys you come in contact with down here.
    January 10, 2011 at 9:11 am
    *****************
    And you're right about that! Dating in Atlanta is a challenge indeed. As long as buddy is bringing SOMETHING to the table.....

  • His_Mommy623

    as usual I'm just gawn scroll past that dayum Kwall (got jokes) comments...she be on one and its tew damn early for her malarkey! :rofl: @ er'thang she just typed...

  • lipstickbandit

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Lipstick if u do, pls tell me how the pank cawk is…I have considered this but I’m unsure if I can tamper with uncooked meat :think:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    That's the thing...I can't get over the peen looking like raw chicken breast.....and it looks like they smell ( the peen ) :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    Lil Man: Yo I called you 3 hrs ago, is you comin to take me to cash my check or what??? You know Cashland close at 7.

    Lipstick: I told you I had errands to run

    Lil Man: I told you I needed to cash my check and pay my light bill and get more minutes on my phone while I'm there! I just needed to go to one place and you couldn't even do that for a niccah! Is you on my team or what?!?!?!!?!

  • His_Mommy623

    ummm @SR...where u be?

  • His_Mommy623

    @Brown.....just....go :kona:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Uncooked meat!! :cry: Why does that remind me of this time I dated this Puerto Rican guy? and we could never get to do to the "do" because it was so damned pink. I would get completely turned off and make up an excuse as to why I had to leave. Never dawned on me to use a colored condom.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    His I had the chance to dabble with the pank but I chickened out and was too concerned about other folks!
    I hate it too cuz his family had money and he was a minor league baseball player and was FOINE!

    Dont think I haven't tried to look his azz up!

  • lipstickbandit

    yvonne79 says:

    lipstickbandit says:
    …and you’re guaranteed to make more money and have more than most guys you come in contact with down here.
    January 10, 2011 at 9:11 am
    *****************
    And you’re right about that! Dating in Atlanta is a challenge indeed. As long as buddy is bringing SOMETHING to the table…..

    ___________________________________________________________________

    At this point in my life im just like....have a job and make enough to take care of yourself.....dont ask me for SHIAT! And don't look at me all the time when the check comes. Do you know one dude I met asked me to come pick him up and bring him back to my house on the first date???? So wait, I have to waste my gas...pick you up...bring you to my house...and drop you back off at your house? So you DONT have a car nor your own place? I politely cussed his a** out :coffee:

  • Got Jokes

    Kwallllllllll, um sweetie….sugafoot…..

    can you change your screen name back? pretty please with a cherry on top?

    -------------------------------------------
    I shall from home. I am lucky to be here from work...gravi's and stuff don't always work...I was TRYNA be in-cog-knee-grow...

  • lipstickbandit

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Lil Man: Yo I called you 3 hrs ago, is you comin to take me to cash my check or what??? You know Cashland close at 7.

    Lipstick: I told you I had errands to run

    Lil Man: I told you I needed to cash my check and pay my light bill and get more minutes on my phone while I’m there! I just needed to go to one place and you couldn’t even do that for a niccah! Is you on my team or what?!?!?!!?!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Not is you on my team...I can't take you! LMAO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    His why I gotta go to the kona! I aint dun nuffin!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yvonne...my current bew is PR but thank the heavens he has a beige one :lol:

    @Lipstick :dead: Chicky breast tho?

    @Brown, get yo people finder on gal! u could have been on Vh-1s Baseball babymommas (coming soon) :lol:

  • Got Jokes

    I need a change, im thinking about dating outside my race and getting a piece of white bread…I don’t know if I can go thru it though.
    -------------------------------------------------------
    You might NEED a piece of white bread...to settle your stomach the first time you see that pank dack...

    :coffee:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @lipstickbandit: Girrrllllllll,been there...done that! I'm convinced the majority of these men believe their own hype, that a woman will take care of them. Don't get me wrong, some will but nine times out of ten; it's not going down like that!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    Kwall GET THE FUGG OUT!

    why dnt u care about meeee :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    His
    I'm sure he done wifed up some other black chick since that was all he dated and had chilluns by now!
    :shakesfist:
    DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYUM!

  • lipstickbandit

    Got Jokes says:

    I need a change, im thinking about dating outside my race and getting a piece of white bread…I don’t know if I can go thru it though.
    ——————————————————-
    You might NEED a piece of white bread…to settle your stomach the first time you see that pank dack…

    :coffee:

    ____________________________________________________________________

    :dead: agreed....three of my main turn offs....a man that farts under the covers, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom (don't shake off your peen and try to put you d*ck ticklers on me or in my face) and a pink peen!!!

  • Got Jokes

    Do you know one dude I met asked me to come pick him up and bring him back to my house on the first date???? So wait, I have to waste my gas…pick you up…bring you to my house…and drop you back off at your house? ---------------------------------------------------
    Why the bartender at the bar we frequent had me and my sister HOLLERING on Sat. night about this SAME shat...said she went to go pick up this dude for a first date (I think it was a blind date too...) cause he was having "car" problems...comes to find out she was picking him up from his sister house and THEN the dude had on some house shoes to go to the movies and dinner...I CANNNNNOT.

  • lipstickbandit

    yvonne79 says:

    @lipstickbandit: Girrrllllllll,been there…done that! I’m convinced the majority of these men believe their own hype, that a woman will take care of them. Don’t get me wrong, some will but nine times out of ten; it’s not going down like that!!!

    ___________________________________________________________________

    Yvonne....you're my atl soul mate....you hit it on the head...and you know another thing...it's like 15 women to 1 man down here, everytime I go out it's a damn fish fry convention...chicks everywhere. And that's why alot of these men act the way they do cause they know if you don't like it another chick will. It really is hard out here in the A

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

    I see y'all done started early dis moanin. :rofl:

    Hey everybody! :waves:

  • His_Mommy623

    three of my main turn offs….a man that farts under the covers, doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom (don’t shake off your peen and try to put you d*ck ticklers on me or in my face) and a pink peen!!!

    *packs up my chit* I can see ya'll heffas refuse to act right this glorius Monday morning...I'm just gawn roll out...

  • lipstickbandit

    His_Mommy623 says:

    three of my main turn offs….a man that farts under the covers, doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom (don’t shake off your peen and try to put you d*ck ticklers on me or in my face) and a pink peen!!!

    *packs up my chit* I can see ya’ll heffas refuse to act right this glorius Monday morning…I’m just gawn roll out…
    ______________________________________________________________

    His don't go!!! I have tears in my eyes at all the comments though!

  • His_Mommy623

    Ysoooooo *crawls over to u* these e-slawts are tryna kill me *lays head on ur lap* please have a talk with Kwall n dem *points at Kwall*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    YSO
    they did get started early didnt they!

  • Got Jokes

    Dearest nukka that is snowed in @lipstickbandit's crib...

    Dude just getcho azz the HAIL ON someplace. Got this girl thinking about raw uncooked pank dyck you on her nerves so dayum bad...She gonna getcho azz to the nearest bus stop and go home and lock her door.

    When the next bus might actually show the fugg up in inclement weather is YOUR problem...

    BYE!

    Signed,
    The ladies of SR who are ready for your azz to get GAWN!

  • lipstickbandit

    Got Jokes says:

    Dearest nukka that is snowed in @lipstickbandit’s crib…

    Dude just getcho azz the HAIL ON someplace. Got this girl thinking about raw uncooked pank dyck you on her nerves so dayum bad…She gonna getcho azz to the nearest bus stop and go home and lock her door.

    When the next bus might actually show the fugg up in inclement weather is YOUR problem…

    BYE!

    Signed,
    The ladies of SR who are ready for your azz to get GAWN!

    ________________________________________________________________________

    :dead: I can't take it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

    (side-eyes both His and BROWN for playing innocent but :hugs: y'all anyway)

    I ain't messing with Kwall Got Jokes. I can't hang with her even when I'm fully rested. :dead:

  • His_Mommy623

    *adding on to Kwalls letter*

    also, if YOUR dyckums was worth anything she would be snuggled up with a nigga on this snow day...instead she secretly wishes u would die so she can roll ur ass out in the snow and blame it on natural causes or mother nature...please just go! thx, management :)

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yso *points at self* me??? nooooo...now that dayum Brown on the other hand..a MESS! :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    awww damn I think Waka flabbyguts flames mama dun got Sandra ya'll!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

    @His

    I think Royale finally met up with Sandra and they are snowed in together. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    *also adding to Kwall's letter*

    She under stands that you are the proud owner of new gold fronts but that's a huge turn off so the fact that you feel the need to brink them up every half hr is making your situation worse. She is hppy that you were able to save up 4 paychecks to purchase those fronts but had you saved up 2 more checks you could have bought a decent used vehicle. No you can't not buy the 2001 Lexus that you so greatly want but in due time grasshopper, in due time!

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    lipstickbandit: You're so right! These ho's are THIRSTY!! I can step out with the boo, women will see we came in together...arm in arm no less...and still try and push up on him. It's a crying shame.

    :offtopic: I moved from the dining room to the bed to work. Hell, it colder than a witches tit down there. I already have on socks, a hoodie and sweat pants. Damn you to hell tiled floor! Anyway, The boo pops his head up and just stares at me. Y'all know me all bubbly and sh!t. Good Morning love. This fool says good morning hell! I had a dream you stabbed me with a knife in the thigh. :lol:

  • candibfly

    make him walk home? :-/

  • candibfly

    i want to be snowed in with my boo too :crying:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    yvonne79 says:

    lipstickbandit: You’re so right! These ho’s are THIRSTY!! I can step out with the boo, women will see we came in together…arm in arm no less…and still try and push up on him. It’s a crying shame.
    ___________________

    You must be talking about Atlanta women?

  • His_Mommy623

    oh look it! Candays back *puts my "candi be mine fo'lyfe" onesie back on..I have forgiven u sugah :hug:

    @Brown...see? u aint chit :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    YSoSerious says:

    I think Royale finally met up with Sandra and they are snowed in together.
    ___________________

    Actually, Comcast was tripping this morning. I couldn't get online for a good minute. Good morning all! :hi:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Sandra: :yes:

  • DA REAL DEAL

    GOOD MORNING TO ALL, YOU ALL GOT ME :rofl: NEVER WATCHED BB WIVES, BUT I WILL DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT NEXT WEEK

  • His_Mommy623

    @SR OMG!!! there u go... i was so worried chile! can we get a :newpost: ?

  • lipstickbandit

    Sandra Rose says:

    yvonne79 says:

    lipstickbandit: You’re so right! These ho’s are THIRSTY!! I can step out with the boo, women will see we came in together…arm in arm no less…and still try and push up on him. It’s a crying shame.
    ___________________

    You must be talking about Atlanta women?
    ___________________________________________________________________

    How did you know? Home of the Facebook and Twitter models, groupies, and strippers!! Ahhh good old ATL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    *adding to letter*
    She is also confused by the fact that you've put gold daytons in lay a way when you have not purchsed a vehicle. She understands the fact that you have always wanted daytons but somethings are more of a priority! Baby steps lil man, baby steps!

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Morning Sandy!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    Sandra we thought Royale was all up in dem guts again!

  • candibfly

    *flings myself on his crying hysterically* i dunno what i would do without you! i got 14 his and candi tats and 23 friendship anklets with engraved scriptures from the book for friends :hug:

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @lil man...I'm gna set Browns tiddays on fire if she keep it up

  • His_Mommy623

    *slides on my Tyree Lajuan custom boots with "Candi is my world" encrusted with shards of glass and glitter on the side*

    did I mention they were 14 inch heels?

    bish u complete me :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAu2bsV9CiQ BROWNSUGAPOET

    His
    Why all the violence *cues Rodney King's scared deer in headlights look*
    Can we all get along???????

  • Got Jokes

    She is also confused by the fact that you’ve put gold daytons in lay a way when you have not purchsed a vehicle. She understands the fact that you have always wanted daytons but somethings are more of a priority! Baby steps lil man, baby steps!
    ------------------------------------------------------
    Daytons...really? For real? Not DAYTONS.....and you said they gold...

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Do they still make Daytons? :think:

  • Got Jokes

    *slides on my Tyree Lajuan custom boots
    -----------------------------------
    Not Gordon Gartrelle...Too early for him to start emailing folks behind mentioning his name or his work....That dude like Lurch...

    Will hitchu with email like "You rang".....

  • His_Mommy623

    Lmaoooooooo I literally laughed out loud @ that visual @Brown...Rodney went thru alot that night...U aint shat! :rofl:

  • candibfly

    @his is that the dude that had shoes featured on here (i couldn't post back then) that had all the crystals super glued to the shoes?!

  • His_Mommy623

    I'm tired of these bustdowns on the Everest College commercials selling their stories. My son told me last night "Mom dnt worry I'm not going 2 Everest, I'm going to a real college" I died...

    #proudmamatho :yes:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, yesssssss nigga had str8 up DESTROYED some decent pairs of shoes with all that jazzmatazz he elmers glued on dem btchs

  • Lady_L

    who gives a rats azz I mean really???