Chad Ochocinco’s Girlfriend Pregnant?
Remember I told you kids awhile back that NFL star Chad Ochocinco had a young girlfriend who he is frequently seen in Atlanta with? And remember I told you from the beginning that the relationship between Chad, 33, and ‘Basketball Wives‘ cast member Evelyn Lozada, 41, was manufactured for TV?
Well, it looks like I was right again. Chad’s real girlfriend was a guest on Miss Jones’ show on Philly’s Power 99 radio station this morning, and she’s allegedly 3 months with child!!
I can’t confirm whether the woman on Miss Jones’ show is Chad’s girlfriend. But I’ll update this post a little later with a pic of Chad’s real girlfriend. Y’all gonna learn to listen to your auntie when I tell you something!
Loyal reader Atiya writes:
Hi Auntie Sandra:
Just wanted to start off by saying I love your blog and read it three times a day. Even though I don’t always agree with your opinions, you are you and I can respect that. Just an update on Ochocinco, this morning one of Philly’s best radio personalities, Miss Jones aka Jonesy on Power 99 fm, supposedly interviewed Chad’s 19 year old girlfriend, Paige. The girl is pregnant and says what you have been saying all along, that their relationship is fake. Something for you to check out. Keep up your wonderful work.
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- Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada Spend Romantic Day On the Beach
- Miss Jones says Shaunie met with Ochocinco’s 19-year-old baby mama
- Deiondra Sanders talks sex tapes, rumored Chad Ochocinco relationship
- New Couple Alert? Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco
- Celebs Out & About: Chad Ochocinco, Evelyn Lozada, Laz Alonzo, Michael Jai White
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aunty sure knows how to pick pictures lol
lol i really hope the baby mama steps to Evelyn but hey she is only 19
Chad tweeted one of his baby mamas was prg again by her new dude over the weekend.
I like him and Evelyn as a couple
Uh Oh..If it’s true…THATS JUICY!
Doesn’t he have like 4 babymamas?
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
Just because he has a baby on yhe wayvd
i think he has 9348 kids
he needs to wrap it up and gets a vesectomy
*slides down peach’s left cheek*
i heard someone mention him getting served with papers
Disclaimer
Why a manufactored relationship between these two?? Who really cares about them? They’ve both played themselves out.
please… this relationship is as fake as Evelyn’s boobs… (wait… are they fake…) Chad just does stuff for show… it’s def not from the heart… it will be over in like a year… if it take that long….
@Peach
Tell more deets!
Damn iphone!!!! Anyway i was saying just because he has someone pregnant does NOT mean him and evelyn arent really together…. I mean thats what athletes do right????
Ummmmmhhhh who didn’t know this was a manufactured relationship?
It doesn’t seem much to me like he likes her or she likes him for that matter.
Everything they do together seems forced and staged.
*hands @gem a welcome e-packet*
@Daisy I was just about to say just because she’s pregnant doesn’t mean it’s his lol.
I like him and Ev together
But are him and Ev actually together? Maybe they’re just dating? Dating doesn’t = commited relationship.
Peachpussycat says:
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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@ Peach
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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Do tell love! Do tell!
@yall Saw it on RhymeswithSnitch
She is 19!!! Are you serious? She ain’t gotta work the rest of her life, she fenna get some GOOD child support.
She is 19!!! Are you serious? She ain’t gotta work the rest of her life, she fenna get some GOOD child support.
@Jazziest Go to Rhymeswithsnitch blog. Saw it on their yesterday. Juicy!!!!
Peachpussycat says:
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
Queen_City.
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What is Kobe going to by Nessa this time, her “OWN” network? Her own reality show contract, since she is so jealouse of Khloe.
Hey PEACH FUZZY
Welcome Queen City 
He was hanging out in Atl with D.Sanders daughter for a minute also.
Wow.
Queen City
WELCOME QUEEN!!!
jazi65 says:
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yuup then they lost to bobcats…
Hey everyone!!!!
I’m new.. How do I add a gravatar?
You in Charlotte?
@ Cha Cha
And I spoke to you in the other post so don’t try to say I didn’t speak. You know people like to get pissy in here when they speak and think they’re being ignored. LOL Give me a
Hey Atiya
Anywho…fake relationship? Nothing is as fake as them oogly arse east/west tittays Evelyn got. Every time I watch that show she does or says something stupid and I be like “I KNOW this bish not struttin around like she is the sho-nuff…when she is dayum near MAIMED up under her shirt…BISH BOO BYE” I am ready for somebody on that show to wear her OWT.
Whatup Queencity
@ Jazzy I agree with you…. everything seem forced and staged with them. They kill me on twitter.
@ Peach
Checking Rhymeswithsnitch now.
What it do Kdubb!
how have you been?
Queen_City I left you a love note over in the TI post hun!
I am good @Ace. Working….kinda.
Chad is nothing but a media whore himself. He needs to worry about why his game on the field is total trash!
I feel bad for Evelyn. You clowned dude on your show, then he goes on Twitter talking about how you smashed all the homies, now you with him. It just goes to show that women will doing anything for retail. YET, she wants to clown Gloria. Laughing is catching.
@ ChaCha Hey girl
Lovezoe what is this clownin on twitter you speak of
I don’t know what to make of this story with all the supposedly’s and allegedly’s, but I thought it was terribly odd that he posted all those Valentine’s Day pics on Twitter, but he was not actually in any of them. Who does that? Were him and Evelyn together on Valentine’s Day or not?
*Throws old cell phone @ Ace*
Morning my E-luvs!
CEO? Alex? *taps mic* is this thing on?
K Dub (email me happyday3212001@yahoo.com)
I see you Jazi…with all those beautiful teeth in your pretty little mouth and yes I will go STANK in 0.3 if I dont get a HI back when I speak…
HEY EL TRUTH mama
and CFREE ..have you twirked anything so far this year 
Ace I love the way you reppin the beautiful DIMPZ..tooo sweet!
@ thetruth
I don’t do the whole Twitter thing like that but I do know that he royaly gets on my nerves and Evelyn, I can tell, is just putting on for the camera’s
The day I heard this bish say that she and Chad are the Beyonce and JayZ of football I was too done. I was offended that she even let that roll off her lips and was serious about it. *In my best Big Boi voice* Boy stop!
@ LoveZoe……….So that’s why Tammy made the comment that she flucks for handbags!
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K Dub (email me happyday3212001@ y a h o o)
I see you Jazi…with all those beautiful teeth in your pretty little mouth and yes I will go STANK in 0.3 if I dont get a HI back when I speak…
HEY EL TRUTH mama and CFREE ..have you twirked anything so far this year
Ace I love the way you reppin the beautiful DIMPZ..tooo sweet!
@PSP
I’m here. I can hear u!!
Hey Dimpz!!!!
@ CFree
I heard about it but can’t say that I’m all that interested. I’m sick of everybody and their mama having a reality show.
Hey Dimpz!
@Brownsugar Evelyn and the other chicks clowned his house on the first season. It was party at his house and they were making jokes about the house and how no celebs were there. Ocho THEN gets on Twitter after the show and talks about how her and girls are “ladies of the night”.
@ Queen City
Where you from
how you make your money
kids
male/female
fav celeb
fav Sr Poster
Depending on male/female anwser more questions will follow
If Evelyn kept her mouth shut she would be attractive to me, but she one of those chicks thats run a brutha off wit all that.
KDub!!!!!!!! What up!
Peachpussycat says:
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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Whuuut?
I ain’t heard that!!
Hello @PSP i didnt speak in the last post.
Peachpussycat says:
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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spits coffee and Cheese grits on screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Sandra allows me to post the link, I will post the screen shot.
CHA CHA my bfffffffffffffff how are you babes?
JAZZY
MZ I wished you happy Ace day yesterday and no love back
FIRST OFF
TO THE 
STAMPEEDNEWBIES!!AND CHILLE PLEASE!!! TISALL
why did i eat my lunch at 8:45 am
lawd what am i supposed to do now?!
*looks up hoping a gourmet meal will drop from the sky*
oh boy . Ev is getting a taste of her own medicine. Gloria is gonna laugh her ass off and i don’t blame her.
I love me some Chad, as you can see in my gravatar. and wth is he doing messing with a 19 year, those kids don’t have s**t.
@ Alex
I spoke to you in the other post too. I’m just sayin…. I don’t want any shots fired on one of my first days back. LOL
I really hope that this is true and that relationship between Evelyn and Ocho was just for the cameras, otherwise, this new development will only make evelyn more hateful, bitter and evil than she already is…
BUT….it will make for good television for Season 3 of BBW!!
Kobe still cheating on his wife? wth!!! and not wrapping it up. man i’m in the wrong country, i need to leave Canada and come down there to hussle these fools.
@PEACH WHAAAAAAAAAT!!! DO TELL
TEAM KOBE 
AND TEAM MRS.BRYANT SHE FINA GET PAAAAAIDDD ONE MO GAIN!!!
Peachpussycat says:
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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How do these dumb rumors get started?
Good morning Jazzy! *beautiful gravi*
Hey Alex!:hug:
How is everyone this AM?
It just goes to show that women will doing anything for retail.
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tami said they samething about her on the show
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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Falls out on the flo with @GGouch…and RUNS to google…
Jazzyiest, i feel u im just nosey and want to get into the bizness of others so I will be tuning in
Hey there CHA, im still in the bizness of twerkin mama
Awwwwww ***warm and fuzzy feeling*** Thanks for the love guys.
I feel so special…short bus, back of the campus in the trailers special. Now you know that’s REAL special right there
@Ace,
i am in Charlotte
*waits for Jazzy to acknowledge my presence*
@DIMPZ **HUMPS UR GRAVI IN ACE’S CHIT** HOW U DOING THIS A.M I ASK ACE TO REMOVE UR PIC BECAUSE I BEEN MOLESTING U ALL DAY YESTERDAY AND TODAY
*runs @ Harlem full speed, scoops her up and
* I so sorry love! 
How was your V-Day?
*sees ChaCha, swoons and faints*
@ SASO Take that Dress Off
I mean change your gravi Welcome back My Sister Changing My Gravi Now
*shines up SASO’s tiara*
@QUEEN
CRAYOLA LAMAR EADING SPECIAL??!!???
Sandra Rose says:
Peachpussycat says:
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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How do these dumb rumors get started?
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Thirsty bloggers
Lakers! *tackles Lakers and
all over her face* Who’s complaining? 
@Jazzy
I just came from checking the other post…..cause I was about to say!!!
Where are u? I know I’m late.
Peachpussycat says:
What about Kobe’ Bryant and his pregnant mistress who served him paternity papers yesterday?
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his wife might as well just divorce him and take half if this is true. she looking stupid by staying with him. Hell she might just do a Elin on his ass.
@Peach
WTF? Kobe got served with paternity papers?! What?! Vanessa is somewhere is LA burning that negro’s clothes RIGHT NA!!!!!
But for real though- who thought Kobe was really being faithful? *looks around* Everybody knows he’s been creeping ever since them rape charges got dropped. Vanessa knew it too, so she can’t possibly be surprised…..
Ah well! She’ll probably get her own private yacht or something as an “I’m sorry” gift now….
Hey Sassy!
Where was you goin looking all princess like?
@DIMPZ ***MOLESTS ACE GRAVI SOME MORE AND RUNS TONGUE ON TOP OF THEM CHICHIS** UR RIGHT EVEN ACE WAS OK WITH IT
HOW WAS UR V-DAY HUN???
I was trying to avoid roll call and just speak to the entire fam but I should know better by now so here goes nothing….
Shout out to my lovely Miss Harlem, Lakes, Genia, Candi (hopefully rocking that H-Town Hunnies baby tee), Mamacita and last but certainly not least Wonder Woman.
To all the other people I already shouted out and to any I forgot…
I’s tired now. Going to lay down….
@JAZZI HEY PUURRTY SMILE U GOT THERE BEUTIFUL **HUMPS UR LEG SINCE HIS LEFT HER MARK ON UR HEAD**
Where does Sandra get these pics? hey fam
Hey Candi!!!!
Is my tiara straight? (I wore it for my bday!)
And Al!! My militant “fighting the power” brother! I could take my dress off JUST for YOU!
*stops knawing on my arm bc i’m so hungry* hey jazzy!
*does the south side and pours out a lil purple stuff (RIP Big Mo) for my fallen mo city soldiers*
@ Laker……..It started out bad, went to pretty damned good by midday *thanks Ace! I “heart you!* Ended like any other Monday.
How was yours?
@ Wonder Woman
# 77
See what I’m saying. I knew it was coming. Refer to my post # 90
You know I’d never leave you out.
@QCG
NC stand up!!!!
Im in Shelltown..let me introduce you to my WIFE…MzDimplez..
*ushers QCG to get aquinted with his baby*
lol I heard about that Kobe rumor and not sure if its true or not but it still is a mess.
A friend of mine saw him at the world cup getting it in w/ some Becky so I guess he hasn’t learned his lesson.
Hey SASO
Hey Dimpz/Ace (I’m still confused! LOL!)
That was Saturday after my bday dinner! My mommy bought me a tiara to wear cause it was my day and I’m such her effin princess!!
@Candi
I heard on the radio this morning that your hubby got replaced on his tour by Musiq because he’s going back to rehab. Are you okay? How are you taking this?
Just because Kobe was handed a manilla envelope doesn’t mean it contained paternity papers. Smh. It could have been the results to his HIV test.
*pours the honey all over my body like that old album cover from the 70s all the guys used to drool over* OHoney!
@SASO u look fab darling
@dimpz *hands u a handbag i made of twizzlers with a heart locket that includes a pic of us when we went to the curly fry convention*
jazzyiest says:
@ thetruth
I don’t do the whole Twitter thing like that but I do know that he royaly gets on my nerves and Evelyn, I can tell, is just putting on for the camera’s
The day I heard this bish say that she and Chad are the Beyonce and JayZ of football I was too done. I was offended that she even let that roll off her lips and was serious about it. *In my best Big Boi voice* Boy stop!
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They get on my nerves too. I call them fake love cause their relationship seem so fake. She did say that..lol She just wish it was. Evelyn love throwing around the word jealous. I’m ready for Tami to go HAM on her. Nice pic by the way.
@DIMPZ TOOK UR ADVICE COOKED DINNER (STEAK AND BAKET POTATOE LOADED AND CHEESECAKE FOR DESERT) AND ONCE THE KIDDOS WHENT TO SLEEP USED SOME WHIP CREAM ON HIS DACK!! :suck: IT WAS AWWWSOME WENT TO SLEEP AT 2
**rubs more ice hot on back** #FROGFUKNOVERHERE
@ SASO Preshate that
@ Ohoney hey baby how you? How was your weekend?
Hey Alex babe! how was your v-day?!
@SANDRA TELL THEM AGAIN ALWAYS THINKING THE WORST OF MY BABY KOBE HE IS INNOCENT I TELL U BISH IS LYING
**ADJUST KOBE HALO AND TUCKS HIS HORNS IN** THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!!!
@Sandra
They would’nt bring that in public…That’s a private matter and HIPPA would be all over them….
SASO i’ve cried almost all the tears i could!
i almost bought tickets yesterday. i swear if i had bought them and showed up to see musiq’s lazy eye roaming all over the crowd there woulda been trouble! 
but *sniff* we will get thru this. i’m currently putting together a care package (me naked in a box) to send to him to cheer him up.
Queen_City Gem says:
ALBoy says:
Where you from
how you make your money
kids
male/female
fav celeb
fav Sr Poster
Depending on male/female anwser more questions will follow
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Charlotte, NC
Work full-time as an exec assistant
Yes – one
female
Kind of a tie: Kim Kardashian, Victoria Beckham, random athletes
I’ve been lurking for a while and I’ve kinda grown partial to Man (cuz he a damn fool) HOWEVER, you have definitely registered on my radar
Does this complete my welcome packet survey?
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Facials or BabiesWelcome once againOh And how can it be a tie with like sevnty gabillion celebs
narrow it down to one
Sandra Rose says:
Just because Kobe was handed a manilla envelope doesn’t mean it contained paternity papers. Smh. It could have been the results to his HIV test.
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Just read the story. If he really paid for her to live out of the country for a year, he may as well hand over that swab. SMH
*sends Candi air sandwiches and wind pudding*
Big hugs to SASO & Laker
CandiB
Al 
my weekend was all romantic and shyt! MSoSOSassy!!
Lakes, how you doin? Jazzy….
Hello to the cutest couple Dimpz and Ace
StillASassyOne says:
@Candi
we just picked her up off the floor and got her back together not too long ago. *waits to wipe away candi’s tears again*
I heard on the radio this morning that your hubby got replaced on his tour by Musiq because he’s going back to rehab. Are you okay? How are you taking this?
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@PHRO IT DOES BREAK HIPPA DON’T IT??? WERE WAS HE HANDED THIS ENVELOPE???
@SANDRA HIV?!? U GOT JOKES AUNTIE AND I EVEN PUT T.I TO CHEAR U UP THIS MORNTING OR DO U PEFER TINY???
@ lakes
Bwahahahahaha!
My hair hasn’t been the same since. What did you do for Valentine’s Day? Better yet…what did you do to your man for Valentine’s Day?
<—– Cherry Clearly Canadian
@SandraRose
“It could have been the results to his HIV test.”
Even better!! You KNOW his results were NOT good if they were so important that he had to get them in the middle of a damn game!!!!
a bytch bout to faint over here. *drinks water to make myself feel full*
Candi! *runs up Ace’s back, jumps over his head and lands on one knee in front of you*
Is you ok love? I heard about your boo! * 
so Candi doesn’t mess up her makeup crying*
@SASO
It was just another Monday.
@Phro
What up bro!!
WERE IS THIS KOBE STORY SOMEBODY HELP A BISH OUT I KNOW MY BABY IS INNOCENT NO MATTER HOW MANY YT BISHES SAY HE AINT!!!!
@alex the pain is still kinda fresh
*slides down the wall wailing* whyyyy?! he’s so talented! i blame Reagan for shoveling crack into the black community! 
MZ
nice and quiet but enjoyed it all the same
JAZZY Owwwww
@ Fab (can i call you that?) Lamar should definitely be in the “overflow” trailer with his chalk eatn ass…
@Ace Married? When/How long? Congrats? (only cuz e-marriages are so up and down)
@Alboy I answered your questionarre in the other post (forgot which one. my bad)
@JAZZI COMMENT #104 BISH IS SORE IN A GOOD WAY BUT SORE
@dimpz i’m trying to hold it together *lip quiver* but i know he will get thru this and he will come back stronger than ever. i’m going to visit him at the rehab facility and give him words of encouragement
@ Phrozen what up Mane? Did yo mama get you then britches without pockets or what?
lovezoe says: Evelyn and the other chicks clowned his house on the first season. It was party at his house and they were making jokes about the house and how no celebs were there. Ocho THEN gets on Twitter after the show and talks about how her and girls are “ladies of the night”.
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he said something else, too, that i can’t remember but was cracking me up. and now he’s falling for the okey? i don’t think so. his show is probably footing those bills.
Thetruth32 says:
It just goes to show that women will doing anything for retail.
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f*cking for a purse, lol!!
MOrning O’HOney!
@ OHoney
Ummmmmhhhhh where have you been?
This is some bull ish right here!! You don’t check in enough anymore.
@QUEEN FAB IS FINE
IS IT ME OR DOES KHLOE MAKE HIM LOOK EVEN SLOWER? 
Al if u don’t quit with that gravie and his hairline starting at the back of his neck
*Goes to confront Nancy Reagan and the kids about what they let Ronald do to Candi’s baby boo*
@ Wonder Woman why you dead
what i do 
<—-Welcomewagon
@ Candi……….With you by his side, how can he not succeed?
@alex smack that old h0e in her wrinkled cankles while u at it
got my pressure all up in this bytch.
@Dimpz, you see what I did there? I’m one of them women that speaks to the couple. I don’t walk in like heeeeeey Ace!!
@Jazzy, has it been that long? Maybe 2 weeks, I try to stop in on Friday’s when sexy….I mean….my boss is in another location but they had back-up work for me to do
FABULOSALAKER says: WERE IS THIS KOBE STORY SOMEBODY HELP A BISH OUT I KNOW MY BABY IS INNOCENT NO MATTER HOW MANY YT BISHES SAY HE AINT!!!!
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all you can see is a whitey hand giving kobe a folded manila envelope, which he calmly puts under his arm while walking to the locker room. he didn’t break stride; he didn’t engage the person, etc. the zillions of people around would have heard “you are being served” and this would have been big news by now if there was anything to it.
ALBoy says:
Oh And how can it be a tie with like sevnty gabillion celebs narrow it down to one
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It’s a tie cuz I say it’s a tie. (in my “who gone check me, Boo?” voice)
You say seventy gabillion, I say two celebs and some randoms…
SuperMan what’s the deal on the pic
Inquiring minds need to know if they can have filthy thoughts about you!
QUEEN
Al wants to know if you take face shots
@AL
UMM IS THAT U IN UR GRAVI IF SOOO HERE IS STEVE HARVIS PERSON HAIR DRESSER IM SURE SHE CAN ASSIST!!
@FREE THANKS HUN I KNOW MY BABY DON’T FUK RAW DON’T CHEAT HE IS FAITHFUL TO ME AND HER
@ thetruth
Thanks!!! Tammi is on my nerves though. I understand she’s in a really bad place in her life but she’s jealous hearted and just an all around bytch. I loved me some Tammi on the Real World but this new Tammi is horrible.
*pages Sharpie Lo to see if I can borrow his sharpie for Al*
Al we is NOT gonna have you runnin round heah lookin like that!
@ Wonder Woman. My job blocked the gravatar site so when i go to lunch, going to get on the laptop and post one.
Filthy thoughts huh 
*out to lunch*
*side eyes Wonder Woman* Didju really not speak to me today?!
SupaMan as you can see it’s slim pickens round these parts so I’m notallowed to have any vulgar, explicit thoughts about any of the other males here since they’re all taken
@ Lakes
I knew you wouldn’t let me down (Comment # 104)!!! I spent my Vday doing homework and working out and I don’t mean getting worked out either. LOL
2011 Will bring me a good man damnit!!
hey ya’ll
welcome new folks…
@Alex & Candi
I’m sorry! I didn’t know she was still grieving his re-entry into rehab. I’ll leave that topic alone. My condolences, Candi!
Hey @Ohoney & @Yallcrazy!
How are ya this fine Tuesday?
MZD I heart you but I’m tryin to be respectful of Ace so I’ll just give you an azz out, barely touchin church
*sits in the jacuzzi full of icy hot with laker with a neon sign over it that reads ‘love hurts so good’*
@thetruth & Jazzyiest
What were ya’ll saying about Tami? Im watching the episode I missed on Sunday on my work computer now.
dymond hold me! *wails louder than precious when she’s down to the last fatback sandwich*
@ Al
“You’ll never find….blom, blom, blom, blom….a hairline like mine.”
-Mike Epps
jazzyiest says:
@ thetruth
Thanks!!! Tammi is on my nerves though. I understand she’s in a really bad place in her life but she’s jealous hearted and just an all around bytch. I loved me some Tammi on the Real World but this new Tammi is horrible.
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They all get on my nerves.can’t stop watchin it tho. After Tami got my boy kicked off Real World… I’m not feelin her.
i heard about El but he is gonna recover and be better than before!!
welcome back SASO
hello all.
*makes a feeble attempt at a wave*
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Al wants to know if you take face shots
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Yeah, I know…
I purposely ignored that one…
@ Wonder Woman…Geez thanks!
Queen_City Gem says:
ALBoy says:
Oh And how can it be a tie with like sevnty gabillion celebs narrow it down to one
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It’s a tie cuz I say it’s a tie. (in my “who gone check me, Boo?” voice)
You say seventy gabillion, I say two celebs and some randoms
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@ Wonder Woman ….so its really that scarce around these parts. More for me, I mean im a one woman kind of man
Hello @ Dymond and Kingstonn
@Laker Exactly!
@Alex
@ALBoy
Nah not yet, she def. sent me a Valentines card though with pics of my nieces tho… She loves me!
candibfly says:
*sits in the jacuzzi full of icy hot with laker with a neon sign over it that reads ‘love hurts so good’*
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That icy hot is going to burn your cooter. I’m just sayin…
<—– Ciroc Red Berry, Lemonade and a Sprite mix.
My eyes hurt….need more sleep. Last night was rough..
Wassup @Candibfly , @Laker, my Brown Sugar
Hey Dymond
Good Morning Dymond and Kingston!
How are we today?
*All This Love playing in the background*
corpceo? is that you chb?
hey corpCEO…how u?
@dymond *pops in the cassette and bobs my head while el sings ugk’s ‘da game been good to me’* i feel a lil better *manages a weak smile while tears cling to my lashes ready to fall at any second*
DYMOND heyyyy babe
and 
hand of course
@ dimpz
hung. the fluck. over.
sitting in class wearing shades and chit.
Hey Kingston
@Blu I know I spoke to u somewhere…..
@ City Queen you real fiesty huh what you like 4?3? tall lil chicks Always got a lot of Mouth
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Nope, not a 4’3″ chihuahua…but not a 7′ amazon like Khloe either…
…and I wouldn’t consider it being feisty. I just say what I mean and mean what I say
@MR.BLU **JUMPS ON U AND WRAPS LEGS AROUND UR WAIST** HOW ARE U DOING LOVAH!!
@ Still
I was just commenting on her hoodratedness. It may not be a real word but it really applies to her extra ghetto azz. You’ll see. Just keep watching.
@jazzy i got my vacuum sealed chastity belt on *adjusts halo*
sup mr. blu
Yes Supa Man it’s that scarce! Can you not smell the lack of testosterone in here!
No @Kingstonn Im new here.
Im doing pretty good cant complain and u? @Dymond
That was rather rude of me not to acknowledge ALL the ladies…
GOOD MORNING LADIES….
*puts a lighter in the air and sways back and forth with my eyes closed listening to ‘all this love’*
@ Kingstonn & Dymond
Hey babes!!
LOL @ALEX…my bad. WASSSUPPPPPPPPPPPPP…. Im not all here. Shoulda called in
Hey Blu!
lmfaooo @ Laker
@YallCrazy how you be
@ALBoy Who’s #Ratchet ass hairline is that in your gravi???
I bet all his haircuts are “HALF” off………..
Hey Blu!
helllllllllo jazzy! super pretty bish..
*hands kingstonn a cup of a homemade hangover remedy in a mug with {insert new celebrity crush since u mad at drake)’s face on it*
@ Gem thats cool I think I like you but um Facials or Babies is not a personal question I am doing a study on which is seen as the better option is all
Facials last only but a moment Babies last forever
hey harlem :2kisses: on both cheeks
Mr.BluPhi says:
That was rather rude of me not to acknowledge ALL the ladies…
GOOD MORNING LADIES….
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Oh, my…I think I’m liking what I see in that gravi
@DYMOND HEY SEXY
@PHRO THEY ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE MY BABY KOBE SEAM LIKE HE CHEATING HUH??
@KINGSTON **HANDS U SOME HOT CALDO** U NEED SOME MENUDO OR A COLD CORONA???
@ Wonder Wonder….Well SuperMan is here to save the day…Im just looking for my E-Lois Lane
@Dimplez good morning…..well Im not sure if it’s still morning where you are.. so lemme say wassup.
Waiting on @ Phrozen to say something to me.
Hey Blu
*waits along with jazzy*
@ Phrozen………..It’s too early mayne! I have
Hey Dymond!! & Blu!!! Don’t be heart-broken, I’se still freed!!!
@Jazzyiest
Oh- yeah, I know Tami is a hoodrat. Watching it now and she should NEVE drink. She’s one of those violent drunks who gets tore up and starts thinking people are trying to fight her and such.
I agree with Evelyn- she’s insecure and she needs a therapist.
@Queen_City why thanks….Im in a little trouble becuz I haven’t sent @Brown my pic, and I haven’t changed my gravatar to a shirtless pic. lol
MissHarlem says:
CHA CHA my bfffffffffffffff how are you babes?
HEY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jumps on you and kisses you to the grown
AL BOY…..you is not slick…. Who is that in your gravi!
CorpCEO says:
@ Wonder Wonder….Well SuperMan is here to save the day…Im just looking for my E-Lois Lane
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*changes into polyester skirt set from the eaerly 80s with ruffled shirt, black stockins and white shoes*
Lois is here!
DYMOND wow I get two
blushes
al, i was about to ask if that was you. sooooooo sorrrrry.
@ candi
i can’t stay mad at Aubrey too long.. we’re all better now.
@ laker
my mexican friend tricked me into eating menudo.
*glares at ChaCha* I KNOW YOU SEE ME HEFFA!
hey jazzi..u look purty!!!
hey wonderful
whasup blu (that was rude of you to not speak to everybody but you can make it up with a topless pic
)
whasup AL and Phrozen
Hey Dymond and you look MAHHHHHVALESSSS SASO!
Sup Brown SUGA numero UNO!
Jumps over a taco truck and lands in LAKERS lap *hey pretty bish!
SUP Blu and PHROZEEZY FA SHIGGADELLL!
@MR.BLU AKA MR.SEXYHECANGETITALLRESESS U SHO RIGHT WERE IS THE TOPLESS PIC MAN HAD ONE UP YESTERDAY SO SHOW US LADIES SOMETHING NICE AND SEXY OR EMAIL IT TO A BISH
BLU
CHA CHA may I say that I just
your kisses
Heyyyy SR Fam
Sooooo, wut yall tawkin bout????
ALBoy says:
@ Gem thats cool I think I like you but um Facials or Babies is not a personal question I am doing a study on which is seen as the better option is all
Facials last only but a moment Babies last forever
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Doing a study
CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
CHA CHA AIN’T SPEAK TO ME.
@ Dymond I apologized already..lol. Wassup Dymond
@KINGSTON HERE TAKE THIS CORONA WITH A LIMON OR CLAMATO AND SWALLOW THE SH!T IT WILL SETTLE UR SOTMACH OR DO U WANT A SHRIP COCTEL??? #MANYHANGOVERS
@DYMOND
candibfly says:
@jazzy i got my vacuum sealed chastity belt on *adjusts halo*
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OK you’re going to need it b/c when that icy hot climbs up your urethra and finds its way up your dookie shoot I don’t want to hear about it.
MzDimplez1123 says:
*glares at ChaCha* I KNOW YOU SEE ME HEFFA!
ACTUALLLLLLLY I see ACE with his COME HITHER LOOK… I been repped for you though in the last post….. BUT I DIDNT give you kisses and hugs yet
*wraps us up together like a egg roll
KINGSTONNNNNNNNNN *dutty wines in slow motion!
@ lakers
coronaaaaaaa y limon!!!
@kingstonn whispering Whatup since she is hung the fluck over in class..
What it do to my boys Blu and Phrozen
Laker Imma need you to slow down
CHA CHA CHA BELLA
#Shoutouts to @Mirs…@Harlem….@Cha Cha
@Laker I know. Im doin overhaul at the gym. Im soooo sore. But doin it for yall.
@ Kingstonn
Awwwhhh thanks! To you too mama you know you’re a cutie.
Beautiful girls….all over the world…
-Bruno Mars
@chacha
Thanks Mama!!! *muah*
Whats Up Dymond
@Truth whaadupp
Wassup @Phroz
Mr.BluPhi says:
@Queen_City why thanks….Im in a little trouble becuz I haven’t sent @Brown my pic, and I haven’t changed my gravatar to a shirtless pic. lol
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Oh, okay…so you’s a wanted nicca, huh?
That’s cool. I ain’t surprised
When you change it to shirtless, I wanna give you a long, tight e-hug (so you can feel my boobs against your chest) *i gotta learn how to do that strikeout thing*
Just wanted to introduce myself to all the ladies. Im CEO. Im new here. Nice to meet all of you, I been lurkin for a minute and finally made it thru the gates.
@MS.LADY YES MA’M I SAWY
HOLD UP WHAT I DO??? 
hey MIRS!!!
to give you more but…………….. 
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ChaCha says:
Hey Dymond
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***dies a slow death cuz CHA CHA didnt suffocate me with her love***
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@ Harlem I would
@ Still
Oh- yeah, I know Tami is a hoodrat. Watching it now and she should NEVE drink. She’s one of those violent drunks who gets tore up and starts thinking people are trying to fight her and such.
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Yep. I normally refuse to agree with Evelyn since she’s been acting all sideways lately but she was right about that one.
CorpCEO says:
@ Wonder Woman….:oops: I umm accidently dropped my pen on the floor. Would you be so kind to pick it up…:coffee
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takes out 2 ft long pole with magnet on the end to pick up Supa Man’s pen
hey TT! *whispering back*
@ corp ceo
so you’re a dude, eh?
@Laker right!
@Jazzy @MissHarlem
@OHoney,@ChaCha,@Choco,@Kingstonn,@MrBluPhi,@Dymond,@Candi,@Brown,@Truth
@MR.SEXY **RUBS U DOWN NAKID WITH HOT OILS** LAY UR HEEEEAAAD ON MY PILLOW **OR TWO PILLOWS ON TOP**
Queen_City Gem says:
ALBoy says:
@ Gem thats cool I think I like you but um Facials or Babies is not a personal question I am doing a study on which is seen as the better option is all
Facials last only but a moment Babies last forever
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GTFOH with that *smacks that reasoning across the room*
Doing a study
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@ Gem Queen I think we might be growing apart
jazzyiest says:
candibfly says:
@jazzy i got my vacuum sealed chastity belt on *adjusts halo*
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OK you’re going to need it b/c when that icy hot climbs up your urethra and finds its way up your dookie shoot I don’t want to hear about it.
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Oh so, Mr. Blu
is the only one that saw me, huh??????? What it do, Mr. Blu????? Still waiting on that gravi 
@kingston ** hands u achill corona with limon on the side and some cocktail shrimp**
@ Kingstonn see 227
REVIVES WITH DYMOND WITH MOUTH TO MOUTH…I will neva let you go…Now let me help you up so I can smack that!
Heyyyyy Dymond
Queen
Blu just played with my emotions and tossed em aside
*cues H-Town’s Emotion’s*
ALBoy says:
@ Gem Queen I think we might be growing apart
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Perhaps
@mirsm
i see u ma
HEY MIRSSSSS!
see. i saw you.
MIRDA MIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MY BISH! BUST ONE IN THE AIR FOR THE NEWBIES!!!
CorpCEO says:
Just wanted to introduce myself to all the ladies. Im CEO. Im new here. Nice to meet all of you, I been lurkin for a minute and finally made it thru the gates.
CorpCEO says:
Just wanted to introduce myself to all the ladies. Im CEO. Im new here. Nice to meet all of you, I been lurkin for a minute and finally made it thru the gates.
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Hey Mirs!
How do you do?
That’s better. Heyyyyy Kingstonn, Laker, and my bish ChaCha
PHROOOO my cousinnnnnn
DYMOND
So Supa Man
were you round these parts when I introduced my fruit roll up trick
@ Phrozen
Took you long enough.
*takes Ace’s coffee cup* What’s in this?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Hey Mirs! How do you do?
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Heyyyy Dimpz & Ace
CORP CEO
<—shakes the DOUBLE D's (diana and debbie) Nice to meet you… I can motorboat you later if time permits 
You should know there are more Double D's where those came from…there is a whole team of them here….LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS let the man have it!
@ QueenCity I somewhat feel the same. Well welcome.
@Kingston did you get chocolate wasted?
MIRS shoot em up rat stacks style
KINGSTONN wha gwon gyal
@ Wonder Woman. No what is that all about
@Cha Cha you know just how to make a brutha feel welcome
Going to lunch folk. See y’all in a few.
rat stacks & chit.
@ laker
are they Jumbo shrimp? gimme a lime sprinkled on some hot chips, that corona, & a side of skrimp & i’ll be good..
*hears the double d call* squad up! *puts on my extra smedium baby tee that says ‘its motorboating season*
@Phro
How dare u play with my emotions by naming Choco….had me scrolling back up thinking how in the hellz did I miss my boo. D@mn You!!!
CorpCEO says:
@ Wonder Woman. No what is that all about
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Ahhhh my young inexperienced friend, you have much to learn grasshopper!
@ Mirs waht up baby girl how you?
@ Gem
its a simple question by not answering that can only mean that facials are indeed your prophylactic
choice thats fine its for a scientific study is all
*goes to console Alex* There, there boo! It’s ok.
MzDimplez1123 says:
*takes Ace’s coffee cup* What’s in this?
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*rubs fingers through Dimpz hair*
Its just a little hot cocoa. Little chilly here.
I talked with the daycare they say Lil Deuces is doing really well. All the other kids think they are cool cause they can wear little shades in class…
@ Harlem
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Soooooo CEO…do you like a talker or a moaner during sexual satisfactions? i peeped the clark kent role play earlier…who’s ur favorite character? i like to pretend i work in the shake junt from time to time
Can you come to the
and teach me @ Wonder Woman
@CHACHA **MOTOAR BOATS UR DOUBLE D’S** CAN I SHAKE MY 38 D’S??? AINT NO DOUBLE BUT ENOUGHT TO FILL UR MOUTH UP
sliding down the pole and moving my girl CHA CHA out the way a little to sayin whatup to CEO
#noshade
but Ladies it is my duty to inform you that CORPCEO mentioned he was secretly married to Rhianna…
so just make sure you got good health care …
#noshadejustlookinout
i always listen to my aunties !!!! evenly and ocho are mad desprate for attention they swear they gonna get a reality tv show about them, i might watch if their acting aint so bad !!!!
sort of
UMMMMMMMMMMM and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALBOY… you just gon ignore my font in #210
sharpens Swiss Army Blade
Al
nevermind CEO
team healthymindandbody
@Dimpz
*Sniffle* Thanks!! I’m going thru a little withdrawal over here!!
@ TT
I had one two many margaritas & patron shots last night.
@ harlem
my trini bish! when is carnival? you going?
Heyyyy AL
What it do, bew?????
@ALEX
**HOLDS U TIGHT AGAINS THE GIRLS** IT’S KAY LOVAH THE COUGAR GOT A HOLD ON U 
offtopic: did ya’ll see the e-beef lite that took place yesterday in that medical minute post about strokes or whatever? ooooooooooooo emmmmmmmmm geeeeeeeeee
proberson is a TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Cha Cha sorry baby girl! put yo weapons away just a sneak peek at yours truly
Did Alex get Choco’d?
Dawg it’s ok..it happens to us all…just ask AL…
kingstonn says:
@ TT
I had one two many margaritas & patron shots last night.
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I’m down with the margaritas but patron
@ dymond
nope, but my messy azz ’bout to go look now.
@ACE U SHOULD KNOW HUH???
ACE
you stupid but good looking
DYMOND SIGH you make me smile. W
DISCLAIMER this is all in the name of love its all in the air and I love to spread it around
FABULOSALAKER says:
@ACE U SHOULD KNOW HUH???
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i did say US ALL didn’t I?
@Mirs
@Alex: LOL! I was covering all bases!!!!!
@ ACE
im bored sooo bored
KINSTONN
noooooooooooooo I am not goin this year next week the festivities begin. Next year I am goin to play mas though and have a blast!!!!
@ACE I APOLOGIZE MY BAD PERDON DISCULPA
@MzDimpz
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dymond, i hate you for that!
Did anybody hear Mike Epps go in on Gucci, Nicki, and Rick Ross????? Too damn funny.
Dang home @Ace thats how we do
Me and Rihanna was never married. Me and her were married in my mind. Thats all.
I see being associated with Rihanna brings bag Press
@ tt
no patron?
@ trini
i wish i could go….
homie*
bad*
why did i just go back and read that?! bored as shyt!
@Dymond Nah, what happened???
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@ Harlem…you know i want to say more right? but i love my life so i will refrain ***plays Next Lifetime by Ms. Badu***
@Laker
*Re-Positions my face so ur chichi’s are closer to my mouth* Got milk?
@Ace
Why u didn’t warn me??? Choco is one hellz of a drug!!
Heyyyy Phro
Hey everybody. Hope you all having a good day!!!
On topic: So what….who cares
Off topic: I’m busy as hell at work. Need relief
@ Phrozen…u just have to read that ****…nobody was checking for that post so i guess errbody skipped it
I thought it was funny
I only wish i was there to egg it on 
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey all
CorpCEO says:
Dang home @Ace thats how we do Me and Rihanna was never married. Me and her were married in my mind. Thats all.
I see being associated with Rihanna brings bag Press
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No I just didn’t see a signed contract from the previous post…so felt the need remind you to make sure you get that signed before you get all jiggy with lovely ladies of SR.
@AL
i’m sorry simply wanted Alex to know sHe wast alone…I too have been choco’d…and living proof you can return from it…so keep your head up Alex…
@ dymond
he say ‘dirty egg with sunglasses!’
& then started questioning someone else’s sexuality..
@Dymond
I saw it last night and was like wth!!!
@ ACE…I was just having my law team review the documents and such. Get it notarized or whatever mane.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! That Medical Minute post just gave me MAXIMUM LIFE w/out the possibility of parole
“Procilvities” iCANNOT this AM! Martha, I’m COMING HOME! “You still hit like a bish”, “E.T. phone HOME”…..”You tole HARPO to beat me”….”Touch my inside parts”……… 
iCANNOT!!!!!!!!!!
@ Cha Cha – I have double D’s…can i join the big tiDDay committee??
Or is there a SR Family longevity clause?
ok nevermind
that was a bytch fit if i ever saw one!
*hands gem an application to the double d club*
@ALEX NO MILK BUT DON’T STOP
@Therapist Waddap brodie?!
*electric sliding*
Hey fam!
SOOOOOOOOOO PHRO …you aint speakin *pulls dagger out again!
LAKER motorboat me again Thanks
@ DYMOND…THAT E BEEF DESERVED
HEEE LARIIIIIIIIIIIIOUS!
hey kei
folks was picking sides and stuff!! hilarious!!
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@ kingston, alex and phrozen
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*throws rose petals in front of HIS as she walks in the room*
One of my students asked “Why do we even need soap when there’s hand sanitizer?”
Her friend says “what about when you start your period”
She says ” ohh well then use the green sanitizer.. I dunno. I guess women might need soap, but men don’t”
WTF?????? REALLY??? And she’s 16. Cmon son. smh
Queen_City Gem says:
@ Cha Cha – I have double D’s…can i join the big tiDDay committee??
Or is there a SR Family longevity clause?
OH HECKS NO…. You only have to be willing to fondle, motorboat, lick, shake , kiss and jiggle and may be even post a pic for the ladies every now and then to qualify
I see my bish CANDI already has you in processing…. I will be back later I have to go play NICK NACK PATTY WACK WITH HIS’s precious and beautiful chocolate boobs!
wassup @ HIS
hey his
@ bytch fit
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Hi Dymond
@Blu
*sighs* I hate your students….
@ blu
do you teach in HISD? cause that would explain SOOO much…
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hissssssssssypooooooooh!
Cha Cha you have mail
I LOVE BLU’S STUDENTS!
THEY ENTERTAIN ME!
kingstonn says:
@ dymond
he say ‘dirty egg with sunglasses!’
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Right!!! I see B***** is his favorite word!!!
@his
Sandra really should have banned him for callin Rene and East bytches
Hey Ladies and Gents…..
Hey His
Girls like you……….
BUT!…. *rapes the CHIT outta CHA CHA* I missed u bew!
*holds Candi* I know u heard about ya boygoing to the rehab *sigh*
heyyyy Blu (i hate yo students too lmfao), Kingstonnnnnn
sup Dymond…I see u still tryna nap with the fishes
and @Harlem …. *digs in purse*
I guess somebody lit a fuse on his tampon cuz he queened the fck out big time!
KINGSTONN me too come with me next year
kingstonn says:
@ tt
no patron?
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nope… Tried it and didn’t like it.
WHAT E-BEEF WHAT ARE WE TALKN BOUT IM LOST SOMEBODY HOLD ME AND EXPLAIN TO ME IN SPANGLISH PLEASE AND THANK YOU
OH HECKS NO…. You only have to be willing to fondle, motorboat, lick, shake , kiss and jiggle and may be even post a pic for the ladies every now and then to qualify
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smh…..
@Dymond
I could just imagine his neck rolling while he was typing that ish!!
Lakerrr *massages ur shoulders with Fabuloso* hey bew!
@Alex…THATS MY JAM!
*slides on headphones*
@ChaCha #245
@Dymond I cannot with that post….
@ brown
i remember your beef with him and then me & manuel came in with the sesame street characters.. ah, that was funny as hail.
HIS *lip quiver* the pain still hurts something turrible
but i’m making him a care package full of his favor things (me naked in a box)
why u shakin ya head at my bew’lover Cha Cha?
@ lakes
go read the medical minute post from yesterday boo
@Brown
@Therapist Hey to my kappa daddy
Hey Phrozen!
@ Kingston..I read that shyt too!
ChaCha says:
Queen_City Gem says:
@ Cha Cha – I have double D’s…can i join the big tiDDay committee??
Or is there a SR Family longevity clause?
OH HECKS NO…. You only have to be willing to fondle, motorboat, lick, shake , kiss and jiggle and may be even post a pic for the ladies every now and then to qualify
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Oh
well, all i wanna do is flash and jiggle every now and then
I ain’t fondln or lickn or rubbn or touchn nip tips….
Maybe yall should put my app in the hold stack and let me peruse the crowd a little bit more…
@Kingstonn THAT beef was CLASSIC!
@SASSY has been locked up for less then what dat nicca QUEENED out for…
@ Kei that was jus nasty man. And she was DEAD serious.
its ok @Candi…he gna get tha (hair) care that he needs to come out swinging..n chit..
Do u REALLY like him that much?
cus my sister loves him too and I dunno why 
ion get it…I liked him on the ‘Secret Garden’ joint but.. 
candibfly says:
did anybody watch heavy last night with the blk dude that weighed 597 lbs?
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I remember thinking that while he was driving home, I bet he was daydreaming about eatn like a mufugga!
I didn’t see the very end though. Did they revisit them after a few months of being at home?
@Blu
I’m sure she was dead serious
@kingston
THANKS LOOVE SINCE ERRBODY ELSE IGNORED A BISH!!!
Kingstonn and Phro
yall just dont know how hard I cried when he attempted to go off on me!
I guess yesterday he finally got his period!
#teamlatebloomers
@His
Cause ChaCha is a mess…… but she right…
@Candi
I just read your baby daddy is going back to rehab….he’s having trouble handling his sobriety…..
@Brown
When that e-beef started I backed into the corner to avoid that “Wind mill”
Damn that breakfast taco kinda gettin to ya boy…
Hi His! *Although you didn’t speak to me*
Man I have this Reese peanut butter cheesecake I was going to eat but after reading Blu’s post I’ll pass. Blu tell that girl I said fluck her and her life….kidding
MzD
Kei says:
Man I have this Reese peanut butter cheesecake I was going to eat but after reading Blu’s post I’ll pass. Blu tell that girl I said fluck her and her life….kidding
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You aint gonna eat that.. *reaches for the cheesecake*
@Kei
@His
you got me in tears!
When Man put up that Oscar the Grouch gravi I know I peed on myself a little!
His_Mommy623 says:
Do u REALLY like him that much? cus my sister loves him too and I dunno why ion get it…I liked him on the ‘Secret Garden’ joint but..
I Like It, Love Me In a Special Way, and All This Love are my jams. 
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So you don’t like the songs he did with Debarge
@Ace
It’s from the Cheesecake Factory too
Mr.BluPhi says:
Damn that breakfast taco kinda gettin to ya boy…
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You know you betta be gettn close to a bathroom real quick…
Hey Kei! How are Simba and our lil one?
@ Ace…*pops hand* Leave Kei’s cheesecake alone!
You could’ve had your own.
ya’ll some rude mofo’s
nobody speaks around here…..
@Alboy
I see you behind those frames…you look handsome
@Queen City…welcome!!! However, @Al it makes me feel special you call me Queen…so you will distinguish us?
@Laker
You have to keep up boo…but I know I had u a little preoccupied!
Hey Chi!
Ain’t they rude?
@Brown
MzDimplez1123 says:
Hey Kei! How are Simba and our lil one?
@ Ace…*pops hand* Leave Kei’s cheesecake alone!
You could’ve had your own.
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*looking puzzled*
But baby..?
Hey ChiBy
@MzD
Simba is fine I think…. Jonah is doing good kicking realy good guessing soccer or football for him. How are you?
@gem i’m not sure, i know on his last weigh in he gained weight. i knew he would tho. nig was sneakin in all them snacks (i think he even had a whole pound cake), lying about the food (man that ain’t mine).
@CorpCEO
on your pic as well. Did you know: in your profile you can’t change your screen name but you can change your nickname to whatever you like CEO aka Superman. #imjustsayin
Phro please bury with my half shirt, biker shorts with the attached mini skirt, my 3 pairs of ride, black and white slouch socks and mc hammer shoes
Hey Dimplez…..I guess you gotta be in the “in crowd”….
CorporateQueen says:
@Alboy I see you behind those frames…you look handsome
@Queen City…welcome!!! However, @Al it makes me feel special you call me Queen…so you will distinguish us?
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Alboy says he and I have “grown apart” already (whateva the eff that means)…so he prolly won’t be calling me Queen anymore
@CorpCeo
@Chibytex
Wassup?
Hey Alex….
what it do….
*cries in the corner while snacking on sun chips in my El snuggie* this is what it sounds like when doves cry
@Brown
I’m about to walk to the nearest ledge and crouch down and hang on the ledge and scream before I let go….
@Phro—- you see what I did there…I like to be helpful
CAN WE TAKE THIS TO THE DEMI MOORE POST
FIANCE
dont act like that I said I am in a loving mood so everyone gets my good vibes and loving. You not tired from how I weared you out last night girl *sheesh*
@ CorporateQueen so you tellin me I need to change mah name ok I will do it for you
@ChiByTex please go read the Medical Minute post from yesterday and then report back ASAPEDLY!
Wait I’m confused, was it you that was just saying yesterday how “smitten” he was with Evelyn cuz he had planned some elaborate Valentine’s Day for her, now it’s fake? Not that I care anyway but #justasking
Hey everybody!!!
Corporate, Kei and all the rest of ya’ll bishes!!!
candibfly says:
@gem i’m not sure, i know on his last weigh in he gained weight. i knew he would tho. nig was sneakin in all them snacks (i think he even had a whole pound cake), lying about the food (man that ain’t mine).
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I’m not surprised that he gained either.
*sideyes Ace* You can’t be taking cake from that baby!
@ Kei….That’s the baby’s name? Awwwwwwwwwww
I’m doing good. Gonna spank Ace but, other than that, i’m good.
Heyyyyy Phrozen and my Bewski DIMPZ!!
hola Brown *looks dwn ur shirt*
@MzD
Ace can have it I have other cheesecakes and yep Jonah Paul was going to name him Zechariah but don’t need 2 of them in the house.
@Corp
Yeah, I see what you did there!!
@Al! Hey suga
CorpCEO says:
@ CorporateQueen so you tellin me I need to change mah name ok I will do it for you
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I apologize it made me think people were talking to me…when they clearly weren’t.
@Chi
Nothing much. Just chillin! Where u been hiding?
We’re moving to the Demi post???
Kei says:
@MzD
Ace can have it I have other cheesecakes and yep Jonah Paul was going to name him Zechariah but don’t need 2 of them in the house.
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See babe…she said i can have it… *slides plate towards his way* cant let anything Reese go to waste…
@Kei……….Awwwwwwwwwww that’s the hubby’s name? Did you get your friend situated with his Craiglist scenario?
@His
YOU AINT SHYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Kei
I like the name Titus…Titus Lee
@Brown
@MzD
Lmao LAWD yes they went our Friday and yea that’s his name.
MOVE TO THE DEMI MOORE POST, THIS ONE IS BROKE
THAT E-BEEF WAS WACK AND SOOO UNCALLED FOR EVEN AUNTIE TOLD HIM TO CHILL OUT
AND YALL KNOW WE CUT UP IN HERE AND SANDRA DON’T SAY NUN BUT SHE CAME AT HIS AZZ!!!
@Fiance… i must look like boo boo da fool to u….I got my eye on u tho
@Ace
Titus was on our list
Ya’ll doing to much…I gotta check the medical post…then flat azz Demi Moore. *running and hope I don’t fall in my stilettos*
candibfly says:
HIS *lip quiver* the pain still hurts something turrible but i’m making him a care package full of his favor things (me naked in a box)
did anybody watch heavy last night with the blk dude that weighed 597 lbs?
I packed my gym bag after watching that show I will def be hitting it the rest of the week, he was big as shyt! The crazy thing is he had 2 kids…how the hell did he….well….nevermind dont need the visual at all lol.
@ Kei…
*pumps brakes*
So your boy hooked up with some guy?! Girl what happened?
@Kei You need to name that little baby a biblical name GOOD JOB, the way the devil been using you during his development!!!
We movin?
RESESS CHEESECAKE UMMMMM ***THOUGHT ABOUT GETN SUM BUT DONT WANT DIMPZ TO POP ME OR DO I???
@MzD
I haven’t checked my email yet to find out how far things went but I’m sure it went all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I told him to take pics #Imasicko
*moving to Demi post, grabs Kei’s hand* Com’mon chile! I need a drank of this tea you got to spill.
@Phro
Boy I know right the devil has been putting in work.
Everyone in Philly knows that he has a real girlfriend who lives here and it is not Evelyn. Chad is in Philly often. Not long ago they were seen shopping at Burberry.
@ Err body whats going on
DOS Definition Of Style
@Mama they are engaged
Sup my neegahs and neeegets
Guess who’s bizack??!!
Oh yeah I saw the Kobe story and video yesterday you cant tell what was given/thrown to him on the video. I pray its not true but I wouldnt be surprised if it is true at the same time.
@Alboy…see my comment #406
Hey West Coastttttttttt
Where have you been?
@DOS…Are yoy spam? Or do you have comment?
Sexylenalove says:
Everyone in Philly knows that he has a real girlfriend who lives here and it is not Evelyn. Chad is in Philly often. Not long ago they were seen shopping at Burberry.
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Well, keep spilling that tea
interesting 
So… El Debarge checked himself into rehab.. again…
FABULOSALAKER says: THAT E-BEEF WAS WACK AND SOOO UNCALLED FOR EVEN AUNTIE TOLD HIM TO CHILL OUT AND YALL KNOW WE CUT UP IN HERE AND SANDRA DON’T SAY NUN BUT SHE CAME AT HIS AZZ!!!
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lol, i had to go back and read it. dude came for east! SR jumped in like big sis.
that’s what happens when you don’t know somebody but want to jump on and post. it was kinda hilarious though.
No, I’m not Spam LoL!
what up @Corp.. shyt- been working.. gotta new position at work.. been training.. but Im back now to play with cha’ll ///so, what did I miss??