Jessica White’s New Sidekick is Strapping
Most of us who live outside of New York couldn’t pick Jessica White out of a lineup. But she makes headline news in NYC practically every day. She’s a model, but I can’t tell you why she’s famous. She must have slept with somebody famous, or maybe she was on a reality show that got canceled?
Anyway, Ms. White was arrested last year for allegedly slapping one Vanessa Kia during an argument over a cab, according to the NY Post’s gossip column, Page Six. The alleged beat down occurred after a long night of drinking and partying.
White was told by a Manhattan judge Wednesday that charges against her would be dropped if she stays out of trouble, does community service and attends anger-management courses, according to Page Six.
Even though her charges were dropped, the Victoria’s Secret model is more cautious when she parties nowadays. She now employs a female bodyguard, Ervin Jones (that’s not a typo), to protect her from troublemakers when she’s out.
White, far left, and her muscular (but soft around the edges) female bodyguard, Ervin (center), were spotted out last week attending a sporting event with reality TV star Kelly Bensimon.
White told Page Six, “When you’re successful, you’re a victim. People see you… and they try to antagonize you.”
Come to Atlanta, Jessica. I promise you, nobody will recognize you.
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Come to Atlanta, Jessica. I promise you, nobody will recognize you.
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I know her from the T.O show! LOL
She’s more famous for appearing in the Trey Songz “neigbors know my name” video
Pretty girl tho
This is no not a shocker!!! Now if you would have posted that she had a man then I would have been
So her bodyguard is gonna fight someone with the twins bout to spill out???
I don’t see what all the hype is over Jessica White. I think she looks weird as shyt, but on the other hand, I look weird as shyt too!
#jessicawhiteisnotacutegirl2me
ok so apparently bodyguards must just shoot ppl now bc that chic aint diving & wrestlin nobody to the ground
*burns a pic of Hello Kitty*
Isn’t she the chick from New York housewives or something like that?
I recognized the housewife chick standin up before i recognized jessica
@ Fay Fay (my baybay)……WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME???
mornign all and isnt this the chick that tried to make T.O. wife her after like one date?
When she step up in the club people holla “WHOOOOO DA FUK IZZ DAAAAATTTT?
“No really WHO DA FUK IS DAT?” 
<<<Now OJ with splash of gin…
WUTWUZMISSIN
Giiiiirllllllllllllllll you be making my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
So her bodyguard is gonna fight someone with the twins bout to spill out???
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my exact thoughts
heeeey sunrise
TODAY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m gone need Fayla and Tatted to get a room!!!
We cried together….
Who is she and why does she need a bodyguard? If anything pops off body guard gone be trying to hold her shirt on windmilling the paparazzi
I see ol girl from Real Housewives of New York but i just thought she was standing next to 2 sistas with some fukked up weaves
This was the chick who was in TO’s room half-naked…. smh
@ fayfay (my baybay) I SPOKE TO YOU RATT AFTER YOU SPOKE TO ME. IT WAS A LIST OF PPL I SAID HELLO TO & YOU WERE #1 ON THE LIST & I said, I hope your day is fruit & prosperous! IT WAS ON THE “THIEVING BYTCH’S POST!”
PUH-LEEZE
ME AGAIN, CUZ’ IT AINT GONE BE A DAY THAT GOES BY THAT I’M POSTING ON SR.COM & DON’T SPEAK TO YOU!
#realtalkinthisbytch
SunRiseBlossom says:
I’m gone need Fayla and Tatted to get a room!!!
We cried together….
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OMG….YOU JUST PHUCKIN’ SLAYED ME TODAY!
Who is she and why does she need a bodyguard? If anything pops off body guard gone be trying to hold her shirt on windmilling the paparazzi
AL u be wearing me out n chit
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@SunRise, we aint gettin CHIT bc she ain’t spoke yet, plus i ain’t gone let Tatted break up my happy home with CFree, we still honeymoonin n chit
Hey PrytiBrownIs…
It’s Friday baby girl!!!
A friend of mine is from Buffalo and knows Jessie White…and said folks THERE don’t even know who she is…which is POLLY why she urges folks to google her.
Jessica would fit right in with the D-listers down here.
Tatted Diva says:
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you Bookie!!! 
OMG….YOU JUST PHUCKIN’ SLAYED ME TODAY!
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You know I
KDub says:
A friend of mine is from Buffalo and knows Jessie White…and said folks THERE don’t even know who she is…which is POLLY why she urges folks to google her.
KDub is u sayin that bish ain’t even famous in her hometown?? 
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@Prytinnocentlooking!!! What it do guhl
FAYLA SAYS:
@SunRise, we aint gettin CHIT bc she ain’t spoke yet, plus i ain’t gone let Tatted break up my happy home with CFree, we still honeymoonin n chit
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okay, let me do this AGAIN….
G’morning Fay Fay (my baybay) I HOPE THIS DAY PROVES FRUITFUL & PROSPEROUS!
BTW – I am not tryn’a break up you & Cfree’s happy home…I’M JUST TRYN’A BE A SISTER WIFE!
SunRiseBlossom says:
Tatted Diva says:
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OMG….YOU JUST PHUCKIN’ SLAYED ME TODAY!
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You know I you Bookie!!!
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AND YOU KNOW I LOVE………..YOUR ASS! ..LUBS YOU TOO!
KDub is u sayin that bish ain’t even famous in her hometown??
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Pretty murch…
This is no not a shocker!!! Now if you would have posted that she had a man then I would have been
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:lmao:
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She’s most famous for being a Victoria Secret model and Sports Illustrated. Also for dating Sean Penn. I didn’t believe the T.O thing at all. I think she was just flexing her acting chops lol lil as they are. She’s beautiful.
my Gravi won’t change????? changed my pic 30 mins ago and nothing
Aaahhh Tatted Diva… Fayla made you
down and humble yourself girl!!!
Okay… I’m done wit being an
instigator for the day…
I’m sorry… Hell I’m bored!!!
@ loveleigh….I’M HAVING THE SAME PROB….CHANGED MY SHYT LIKE 8:00 THIS A.M. AND MINE STILL WONT CHANGE!
mrsloveleigh says:
my Gravi won’t change????? changed my pic 30 mins ago and nothing
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I’m experiencing the same problem
@ SunRise…..didn’t she make me humble myself though???!!!!
Only 2 bishes bad enough for that….that’s Fay & Luscious!
@Cinderella i heard them promoting that on the radio. I wanted to go simply cuz RL is so dayum sexxxy but then i was like even thas not enuff to make me sit thru all of that washed-up-ness
Luscious says:really a roast, potatoes, onions, carrots, rice, home made gravi, rolls, cornbread cooked in the black cast iron skillet, green beans w/bacon, syrup water aka koolaid and a diet coke to balance it out
Mmmmmm that sounds good
*BIG sigh*
but I gotta check with e-Wifey to see if she cool wit it, u know i can’t lose her she be cakin me up on high-end shoppin sprees like that embezzelin bish Submarin & 
& 
like I said happy home 
Tabew u just keep a girl feelin special n chit
@kdub what u mean she “URGES” people to google her? wha-in-the-teyana taylor-hell???
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey fay lol
Fayla says:
*BIG sigh*
Tabew u just keep a girl feelin special n chit but I gotta check with e-Wifey to see if she cool wit it, u know i can’t lose her she be cakin me up on high-end shoppin sprees like that embezzelin bish Submarin & & like I said happy home
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Well, get w/her….get back w/me! and we can do this shyt!
now yall see what i been goin thru with this gravi thing
*pulls up to Luscious spot with a German Chocolate cake wearing a bib around my neck*
so uhm what time is chow-time??
German Chocolate Cake
might as well throw Pubbies on chocolate cake 
Pryti sis we not discuss you changin your gravi! I thought I/we decided you’d keep the current one!
PrytiBrownIs says:
@kdub what u mean she “URGES” people to google her? wha-in-the-teyana taylor-hell???
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That’s EXACTLY what she told T.O.’s PR women on the show. (And I had to Google her bc that was one ‘supermodel’ I’d yet to hear about.) Her attitude is beyond flucked so the incident over the cab doesn’t surprise me.
@Cinderella
Is Darren the GAY Dude from “Soul Food” Series… U KNOW the ONE that acted ALL Hard & Thuggish on that show… I THINK he’s a well-known Dance Choreographer Too
Happy FRIDAY Peeps !!!
Fayla I’m a chocolate fiend but have always hated german chocolate cake
She’s a model who dated Sean Penn. I guess that’s why she’s famous.
*pulling up next to Luscious with a fork and a clean plate*
Hell you feel like sharing?!
haaaa ok ok ok i’ll leave it for a while
Sunrise I’m depressed so if you even look at my plate wrong it’s gon be a fight!
Jesssica White has had the train ran on her by many old white men. You can even find pics of her on the internet bent over with white men slapping her ass. She’s a known hoe, and she does coccaine.
always hated german chocolate cake
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Because its not chocolate it like pot luck cake just put anything on it and there you go
Tatted Diva says:
Fayla says:
*BIG sigh*
Tabew u just keep a girl feelin special n chit but I gotta check with e-Wifey to see if she cool wit it, u know i can’t lose her she be cakin me up on high-end shoppin sprees like that embezzelin bish Submarin & & like I said happy home
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Honey, check it out….
Tell your friends, to get w/my friends
And we can be friends
****, we can do this every weekend
Is that alright w/you?
@ALBoy (Comment #63)
EXACTLY… I GUESS Germans No Absolutely Nothing about Chocolate
NU-UH AL! It just has coconut icing, iono wth kinda GC cake u been eatin, hhmmph!
Ok Luscious, how bout a plain chocolate cake with chocolate icing fresh from the oven over ice cream?
I’ll just take a regular old chocolate cake with chocolate frosting
I kind of agree with her. People are desperate for a come up. I’m not famous, but I do drive a fairly decent car. Almost hit a man not too long ago. Call me crazy but that basturd was trynna throw himself in front of my car. I jokingly yelled out I don’t have insurance. He smirked at me. Again I say I aint crazy. So yeah I could believe people try to antagonize the rich n famous. They probably have Gloria Iron face’s business card in a safe place just waiting for that opportunity to be the victim crying at her next press conference.
and non of that pasty type frostin you gotta mix
Honey, check it out….
no u DI-INT!! I’m fine with it, it’s my absentee e-Wifey that may act a donkey just by the thought of sharing all the sexiness that is me *bats eyes*
Tell your friends, to get w/my friends
And we can be friends
****, we can do this every weekend
Is that alright w/you?
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at Al and his pubes refrevfe to German chocolate cake
*refrence
Luscious i got u suga, u want the whipped kind?
If being a Vicky Secret Model dont make u famous what will??? Oh and fluckn Sean Pean too
@ Luscious….YOU GOTTA BISH SCKRATE HOOONGRY! I’mma excellent cook! I called my mom last night cuz she’s coming this weekend! She looooves my cooking. Here are her request for this weekend (in the hot ass summertime)
Fried Chicken
Greens (Turnip, Collard, Kale & Mustard mixed) w/smoked turkey legs
Sweet Potato Casserole (my shyt is legendary)
Potato Salad
5 cheese mac & cheese
homemade carrot cake from scratch
I told her I got her bcuz I don’t see her that often and I’m the only child BUT a bish ‘gone be mad in that hott ass kitchen!!!!
NU-UH AL! It just has coconut icing, iono wth kinda GC cake u been eatin, hhmmph
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Coconut is Disgusting!!!
FAY dont think i dont c u! somebody fina get
keep playn wit it
@TATTED
@ Lucious I like my G Mamas homemade Chocolate Icing cooked on the stove not that crap out of the plastic Jar
@Tatted
Care to share recipes to that Sweet potato casserole & Mac n cheese?
Im working on my skills
What it do?
Jessica who? How bout some Jessica Rabbit?
hell Fayla just give me the damn container of frosting!
I don’t like chocolate at all….
Victoria’s Secret?
Tatted I just may have to challenge you on that home made mac and cheese
CFREE says:
FAY keep playn wit it
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@Sandra
Next time you do a story on Jessica White, please post that pic of her bending down with those white men slapping her ass. That way people can get a real view of the person she is. She is a KNOWN whore in NY.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Sunrise I’m depressed so if you even look at my plate wrong it’s gon be a fight!
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Well Dayum…
But you know what Luscious… Sometimes the very thing the enemy means for our harm, God use it to bless us! Think about it… B/c of the life you were forced to live… YOU didn’t allow it to break you, YOU made the most of it! Allowed it to be your motivation to be a better person… You are where you are now not b/c of your absent Father, but b/c of God’s grace! I had a father in the household with me the entire time, but he was only there in fleshly form, I didn’t get that love and attention that most Father’s give there kids… But now I’m a mother of two and I make sure that what I didn’t have they will never lack in that area… What didn’t kill me only made me stronger!!! God made us who we are and he knew that YOU had the ability and the strength in you to handle whatever situations are allowed to meet you during your journey…
Be encouraged my girl!!!
JayYellaLover says:
I don’t like chocolate at all….
dont start that dumb chit old yellar
See C-Wifey what had happened wuz, wuz that Tatted was tryna be a sister wife, but I know my baby don’t play dat, so I was like uhm looka here girl missey poo (not really) u gone hafta see iffin my wifey wanna roll like that, but i did let her know u don’t like sharing
*said all that while i was rubbing on the donk*
Alboy, that mind of urs!
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SHE BARELY MAKES NEWS HERE AND IF SHE DOES ITS IN A FREE NEWSPAPER AND MOST DEF NOT ON THE NEWS. SHE CAN WALK DOWN THE STREET AND MOST OF US WONT RECOGNIZE HER. SHES NOT THAT SERIOUS AS YOU MAKING IT. CUT IT OUT!!
@FAYLA : didn’t understand a word
Come to Atlanta, Jessica. I promise you, nobody will recognize you.
AHHHHHH
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Fayla says:
*said all that while i was rubbing on the donk*
@ Cfree I just scan the post what is that not what you said
MIZZZZZ HARLEM!!!
Al that chocolate icin in the jar comes in very handy!
@CFREE
@ Miss H how are you baby? I been missing you
@ FoxE…(sweet potato casserole recipe)
Ingredients:
3-4 large sweet potatoes or yams
1 cup of light brown sugar
1 cup of granulated sugar (or until you like taste)
2 tablespoons of artificial vanilla flavoring
cinnamon and nutmeg to taste
2 eggs (well beaten)
1 2 oz bag of diced pecans
1 stick of butter (do not use margarine)
one-fourth cup of frozen orange juice from concentrate (or until you like taste)
Instructions:
Boil potatoes until tender.
Remove skin and beat with an electric mixer, removing strings until smooth.
Add remaining ingredients and continue to mix in an electric mixer, except pecans until mixture is smooth and free of lumps.
Add more sugar if necessary.
Add pecans and stir with a large wooden spoon.
Pour mixture in a small casserole dish and bake on 350 degree F for 1 hour or until casserole pulls from the edges.
Mac & Cheese recipe:
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 lb macaroni
8 tablespoons butter (1 stick)
1.5 tablespoon butter
1/2 cup shredded muenster cheese
3/4 cup shredded mild cheddar cheese
1/2 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese
1/2 cup shredded pepper jack cheese added
1 cup colby cheese, cubed (8 oz)
2 cups half-and-half
2 eggs, lightly beaten
seasoning salt
teaspoon fresh ground pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350.
Lightly butter a deep 2 1/2 quart baking dish.
Fill a large pot with water and bring to a rapid boil.
Add macaroni and the 1 TB oil.
Cook for 7 minutes, or until somewhat tender.
Drain well, and return to the pot.
Meanwhile, in a small saucepan, melt 8 tbsp. (1 stick) of the butter.
Stir into macaroni.
In a large bowl, combine all of the shredded cheeses, blending them.
To the macaroni, add 1 1/2 cups of shredded cheeses, half and half, the cubed cheese, the eggs, the seasoned salt and pepper.
Transfer to the prepared casserole dish, and top with remaining 1/2 cup shredded cheese.
Dot with remaining 1.5 TB of the butter.
Bake until the edges are golden brown and bubbly.
AL aint chit
Who?
CFREEEEEEEEEEE
what it do sugah?!!!
ALBOY *makes it clap* Im good how you hun? You damn sure have been missed…….
@Choco aka Hippie
Or there you are
Just the person I was looking for. How are you today dear?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Tatted I just may have to challenge you on that home made mac and cheese
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I don’t doubt ANYTHANG about you, Lusc…..
@Vero, take that d@mn hair off a ur lashes in that gravi & tell me whatchutambout
Hey Choco
@Luscious is Duncan Hines ok or do u have anotha preference
#Iaim2please
Ive only noticed her in countless commericals and from being a victoria secrect model, only because there are only a HANDFUL of dark skinned models doing what she does .. but hey who’s keeping track
@ Fay & Cfree…… I see how ya’ll rolling!!!!
It ain’t no fun if a homie can’t haaaave none!
@Jay:
What comes to mind when you see this list?
Raven Simone
Trina
Nivea
Farrah Franklin
@ Lucious warm it up and meet me on the plastic sheets its gone get sticky and very DNAeeee in here in a min Oh s/n never heat honey up for more than 10 seconds ruins the mood and leaves a crazy burn mark so Ive heard
#HEAD NOD @ FAYLA
What were you looking for me for?
Tatted you got that thing laid out like a online/book recipe!!! Lol…
It’s sounds Good too…
Hard Hitter says:
What comes to mind when you see this list?
Raven Simone – never gonna get it
Trina – has been, no wait, never been
Nivea – wonky eyed
Farrah Franklin – who
*sits on JayYellas face* now zip it!
Uhm Tabew..u aint shat! tryna woo me away from C-Wifey with food i love n chit..u play dirty!
@ His Im good baby been missing PTI For Real
Al you act like you talkin to an amateur, I been hip to the frosting over 10 yrs
@Hard Hitter
Absolutely nothing..
@Choco
Oh no reason at all, just wanted to say hey that is all.
MissHarlem says:
CFREEEEEEEEEEE what it do sugah?!!!
*makes it do what it do!*
<< bootay *looks around for wifey* 
German chocolate cake is yummy.
My Lovely Lolita:
What’s happening?
Hey Choco
)
@ FAYLA you don’t like the eyelashes?
(french girl here
Hey WCChica
what’s crackalakin?
Mmmmm that’s that Patti Labelle Over the Rainbow mac-n-cheese!! I love to make and eat it. Add a Better Than Sex cake and i’m through!
Tatted Diva says:
@ Fay & Cfree…… I see how ya’ll rolling!!!!
It ain’t no fun if a homie can’t haaaave none!
sharing is not for caring in these parts! I will fluk a bish up bout mines
CFREE says:
*sits on JayYellas face* now zip it!
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Wait, before you sit on my face… are you lightskinded?
Hey Hard Hitter…
CFREEEE we went to couple’s counseling so you dont need to look around with you she will understand
AL I know thats my fiance and all but she dont know about PTI I do so dont confuse us or you will go on time out
*cuts a slice of GC for YSo* hey girlie
@Vero, u know good d@mn well those lashes need an exorcist!! I ain’t gone eem get started on that hair
HEY @ Jay
VEROOOOOOO
Hey HH
how are you
@ Jay and Luscious
They are all ex Wayne jump-offs (with a common theme)
@JAY
Morning eveyrone else !!!!
Chall RATTIN bout?????
Fayla says:
Uhm Tabew..u aint shat! tryna woo me away from C-Wifey with food i love n chit..u play dirty!
You beta tell her, u aint marry me for my cookn
@ Lucious you know that wasnt for you that was for the crowd I know you a vet baby
@CFREE
Should should take a nice sht while you’re sitting there. JAY could use a little more color in his life obviously. :coffee>
@GayYella
naw but she’s da baddest bish u’ll NEVER have
@YSO
Morning to You BABY and German Chocolate Cake MUST BE an acquired taste because The Topping LQQKS Like Throw-Up/VOMIT (To Me…)
@ Miss H I got you baby I understand the rules
JayYellaLover says:
CFREE says:
*sits on JayYellas face* now zip it!
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Wait, before you sit on my face… are you lightskinded?
My skins are “light” pink that is…
SunRiseBlossom says:
Tatted you got that thing laid out like a online/book recipe!!! Lol…
It’s sounds Good too…
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It’s funny cuz’ I give ppl these recipes & they still can’t get it so I write them down on index cards @ home….I LOVES TO COOK! YUMMMM!
Hard Hitter says:
@ Jay and Luscious
They are all ex Wayne jump-offs (with a common theme)
Thank you for that moment in Black History fact
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CFREE says:
Fayla says:
Uhm Tabew..u aint shat! tryna woo me away from C-Wifey with food i love n chit..u play dirty!
You beta tell her, u aint marry me for my cookn
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That was my fav part of Boomerang!
Sexy Mirs whats up baby?
BROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN hey hun aint chit just chattin until the ignorance starts and that looks like that will be in 5,4,3,2….
YSOOOO heyyyy
MIRS *salute* aint chit worth asking
Thanks bew.
LUSCIOUS!!
I’ve seen some things that have me feeling some kind of way this morning. But I don’t like to talk about my SR fam.
YSoSerious says:
@CFREE
Should should take a nice sht while you’re sitting
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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YSoSerious says:
@CFREE
Should should take a nice sht while you’re sitting there. JAY could use a little more color in his life obviously. :coffee>
@FAYLA, my bish! #139
Lolita – ain’t nothing
My skins are “light” pink that is
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This made me shudder a lil bit I Love Pink!
wait
is that a light skinned picture of soulja boy?
YSO! MY RIB!
I’ve already vomitted in my mouth
ALBoy says:
Sexy Mirs whats up baby?
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Heyyyyy Bew, what it do?????? I need a good
in my life. Can you help me????
@Harlem, what it do guhl?????
@Yso, you missed the Queen Rat yesterday.
I’ve seen some things that have me feeling some kind of way this morning. But I don’t like to talk about my SR fam
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Ya’ll really don’t know who Jessica White is?
YSO whats up guhl how you been>?
@Tatted, i aint puzzay whipped i whips the puzzay!
@Yso, say what’s on ya mind.
#speakingyourmindcanbetherapeutic
ELOVE!!
More for me babe.
HARLEM!!
He’s baiting us. But I can’t today.
Sun Rise – What cracking?
wrong movie!
Tatted – good morning
I thought most of us would know one of the few Black models to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
@Tatted
Thanks!
wait is that a light skinned picture of soulja boy?
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vero says:
@CFREE
Mirs you know I can baby!
MIRS!! :shotfired:
I did! Dammit. Musta follow the trail of hot combs I left for her a while back.
@ALBOY
I’m good for me. How you? Behaving yourself?
Im rude..
Hey
Everyone!
MEEEERRRRKKKAATTTTTTT!
YSO you know how young lil kids are we was once one a long time ago. Remember when you were around adults and wanted to show off to prove that you belong and you open your mouth however the words coming out screams “im a young fluck that dont know my place” and then an adult says “stay in a childs place”. Well same chit here
<— SMH
Fayla says:
I’ve seen some things that have me feeling some kind of way this morning. But I don’t like to talk about my SR fam
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What dis be bout? speak on it!
Was anyone surprised (who saw the movie) at the escorts, scrippers, and bed scenes in the new X-Men? #caughtoffguard
Hey Harlem
@ YSo always Always
@YSO
That’s Right Sugah… Let Mello-Yello be HIMSELF (By HIMSELF…)
@AIINYC
Real Sports Knowledgeable fans stop reading SI over 10+ years ago… Once Ralph Wiley (RIP) Left their Sports Intelligence, Insight and Integrity LEFT WITH HIM (Word…)
@CFREE thought it was you who said the ‘**** on Jay’s face’
Hey FoxE
DYMOND *fans self* hey hun
HH
I’m still traumatized by that ape standin over the damn bed in the trailer from Planet of The Apes! I’ve already forogt the majority of what happened in X-Men
what up n shyt …..
@DYMOND *kisses in betwinx the girls*
*looks around before i get clowned*
@ELOVE
@ French what up Ma you felling better?
mrsloveleigh says:
She’s most famous for being a Victoria Secret model and Sports Illustrated. Also for dating Sean Penn. I didn’t believe the T.O thing at all. I think she was just flexing her acting chops lol lil as they are. She’s beautiful.
FRENCH!!!
U FEELING BETTER HONEY CAKES?
YSosays:
@CFREE
Should should take a nice sht while you’re sitting there. JAY could use a little more color in his life obviously. :coffee
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@HARLEM
Exactly. Some people was never taught to hush when grown folks is talking.
As for what I’m talking about, I’m trying not to be so…blunt today.
@al @cfree
feeling like shyt but at work……..
i need some cheering up tho …. i don’t even wanna hand out
right now
vero says:
@CFREE thought it was you who said the ‘**** on Jay’s face’
HEY CHA CHA GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!
Hey FoxE
@ Brownie that trailer looks scary as hell….I can’t wait
Devil was on this weekend and I couldnt finish it…I was by myself and chit was scary!! I had to look it up online to see how it ended #noshame
Hey Harlem (again)
re
Lolita
Why the sister had to strip and the brother was the only one to get k!led (in the most gruesome fashion)?
That ape probably has some meaning to your sub
YSO whats wrong wit being blunt
we like blunt 
Everyday I gotta prove my love 4 my C-Wifey!
*kicks door in on w/e th FLUCK u’s @ while u all in betwinx
that AINT mine*
fux goin on here??
Hey French
YSO *kanye shrug* but its Friday which is the day where being blunt is more welcomed. *prince Akeem voice* What is this witholding you speak of?
ALBoy says:
Mirs you know I can baby!
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Please do!!!!!
#ilikeitrough
@Luscious Lo-Izzle, ChaChizzleDizzle, CFreeMyMuhfugginNizzle, Fox-izzle, Fay-lizzle, Fren-chizzle, and all my SR Fam-Dizzle, what it do yall
HH I caught that!
I wasitin for the brother to come back some kind of way, I thought he was a younger version of Will I Am’s character but I guess I was mistaken!
Ion know bout the ape havin any particular type of meanin but it scared the shyt outta me when I dreamt about it!
*passes FRENCH the best hot tottie* feel better hon!
@VERO
DYMOND
here you go its friday
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*whispers and here
Dymond says:
Hey FoxE
@ Brownie that trailer looks scary as hell….I can’t wait
Devil was on this weekend and I couldnt finish it…I was by myself and chit was scary!! I had to look it up online to see how it ended #noshame
Hey Harlem (again)
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I liked the movie, didn’t think i would
i watched it (yeah a housefull was there) & i picked the right one
BTW we havent met yet, I’m Fayla <—CFree's e-WIFEY *rolls neck* nice 2 meet u *sarcasm*
Hey VERO…MY SHYT SHOULD BE LOADING ANY MIN NOW
… HELLO TO MY BEAUTIFUL BFF HARLEM WORLD IN MY WORLD …. YSO… Say it witcha chest nigga 
DYMOND OF MY EYE AND FIRE AND DESIRE…. DUBB C… WASSUPER
SUP AL BOOSKI
Can BLUNT or anyone else tell me if that is him/her in their Gravi? That is all.
MIRDA MIRZAY….BISH LETS RIDE ON SUM FOOLS
Lolita – I feel ya
I guess Green Lantern is out now. Capt A in a few weeks and then Transformers. I’m trying to keep a few stage grips employed in Hollywood so no bootleg (for now).
Sup Mirs
<—extra backup JIC u need it
***activates shank free force field***
damn His ain't even here
@ Fayla
we just friends 
Fayla says:
Everyday I gotta prove my love 4 my C-Wifey!
*kicks door in on w/e th FLUCK u’s @ while u all in betwinx that AINT mine*
fux goin on here??
I was just helping a good friend in need
*unwraps fruit roll up* now lay down baby
dymond…….. when you get a chance youtube Britney Spears “Drop Dead Beautiful” off her latest…
(edited to fit 4 u)
Dyamond, dyamond
Shinin’, shinin’
Ooh gal
You so fine
Gotta be the finest thing
That I seen in my life
I will pay whatever
Just to get a better view
And yeah, your body looks so sick
I think I caught the flu
FAY FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ….when did you get married to CFREE
Heyyyyyy Vero
ChaChizzle, I’m wit ridin on fools today, just don’t forget my booster seat
can’t wait to see it CHA CHA… might have to put up my lethal weapon !
Hard Hitter says:
Tatted – good morning
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HEEEEEEY HH…..MMMMMMMUAH!
Cha – what’s good
cfree i want a nice chocolateee man taller than 5’10 with a nice long
mami wanna call him a
CHAAA CHAAAAAAAZIZZZZZZLLLEEEEE My motherflucking bish you better say it!! Those who dont ride with will get rolled over
Dymond!!!!!!!!
What it be like???????
YSoSerious says:
Can BLUNT or anyone else tell me if that is him/her in their Gravi? That is all.
I think it is HER…. WHY YOU WANNA KNOW
@MIRS, i beent holla’d at u… yeen even notice! im crushed
@Mirs
do u use P90X? ur bod is smokin
@CHACHALALICIOUS
@Frechi are u taking Vitamin C supplements?
HH for some reason I’m not as excited about Transformers as I was the previous one. I’ll prolly do Green Lantern even though it looks kinda cheesy to me but I think planet of the apes do better than most em
Nice to meet u Fayla
since CFree apparently has an e-wifey now….does that mean she has to stay off the pole?
Say it aint so……..
@ YSo where the heck u been?
cha & mirs where we going? cause i need to bust this joint my head is spinning …….
@suga
mi amor no me siento bien……
I holla’d CFrizzleMyNizzle. Don’t cry, just rub my
HARD HITTER…. Whats good? Well I thought we were until BROWN.. ahem, LUCIOUS brought out the Peaches
#salty
YSO yes Qaddafi
I’ve renamed her
Cha Cha, have u had ur morning
If not, sprint to me and be rewarded
@CHA, u missed the nuptials dis morn, i laced my baby with the finest lavish jewels embezzled money can buy
fay la la
cause i dont listen and i’m being cheap
Cha Cha let me not be one to come in between someone so I do apologize
#respectfulandshyt
*registers FRENCH on sugardaddy.com* u should find something suitable there. #helpful
Hey Frenchichi
Tatted Diva says:
@ Luscious….YOU GOTTA BISH SCKRATE HOOONGRY! I’mma excellent cook! I called my mom last night cuz she’s coming this weekend! She looooves my cooking. Here are her request for this weekend (in the hot ass summertime)
Fried Chicken
Greens (Turnip, Collard, Kale & Mustard mixed) w/smoked turkey legs
Sweet Potato Casserole (my shyt is legendary)
Potato Salad
5 cheese mac & cheese
homemade carrot cake from scratch
I told her I got her bcuz I don’t see her that often and I’m the only child BUT a bish ‘gone be mad in that hott ass kitchen!!!!
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This is exactly why I
mah cougars
@Yso yes that’s me like Mz. Cha Cha confirmed so please answer her question cause inquiring minds do wanna know!
@CHA
No reason.
@DYMOND
Around.
@LUSCIOUS
Well.
@ Yso I see you
Fayla says:
@CHACHALALICIOUS do u use P90X? ur bod is smokin
GIRRRRRRRRL you notice…. Shytttt I BE WORKIN ON MY FITNESS
who done got e-married and why is my chacha crying
well hellllooooo there French
how u durrrin?
@AL SO WE GAVE UP ON THE ANGRY
OTAY THEN…
*gentle brushes against Mirs nips*
*looks around for my ol lady* Dayuumm!! ima get fiyad!! its too many fine azz hoburgs in hea!
SMH
FRENCH KI$$ w/tongue
LETS GO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER (Players Club) 
WHAT YOU WANNA BLOW UP FIRST 
Sup Laker
@ YSO…..HI
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
So her bodyguard is gonna fight someone with the twins bout to spill out???
They might be part of her arsenal: to distract and disarm men who might pose a danger to her client 
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DYMOND *clears throat* be careful
dymond dymond you so fine…… i was
and still feeling like shyt
but i’m here….cfree finding me a suga daddi with a nice long shlong who can help me in my time of need and u my dear?
@ALBOY
I ain’t doing nothing.
@DYMOND HEY THERE SEXY WAT IT DO?? *WRAPS SELF IN TAMAL TO BE EATN**
TATTED!!
kimip84 says:
I see ol girl from Real Housewives of New York but i just thought she was standing next to 2 sistas with some fukked up weaves
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Speaking of weaves: I watched the movie ‘Juice’ last night (RIP Tupac!) It was so refreshing to go back to an era when black women took pride in their real hair. I did not see a single horse hair throughout that movie.
Let me clarify the
if your wife/fiance has been smashing any of the people on here prior to your e-nuptials the new spouse cant regulate.
Cha – those corpulent gravis had me throwed for a second. What u been up to love?
Lolita – POTA does look like a banger. The cliff hanger in part one had me wanting more and GL does look cheesy. They’ve tried to make it look more serious in recent previews.
chachachachacha did you say blow :suck:
Sandra I’ve been hit in my breasts durin my windmill incident and that crap hurts so i need more proof this is her body guard
correction
@ Lakes Im still trying to talk them into a lil some some
SR
Shout out to Fuse for the Juice repeats.
Dymond says:
Cha Cha, have u had ur morning If not, sprint to me and be rewarded
*running full speed at 2 miles per hour so I can run and smash in to you
GURL YOU IS SO GOOD TO MEH!
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CFREE says:
@CHA, u missed the nuptials dis morn, i laced my baby with the finest lavish jewels embezzled money can buy
I was supposed to be the best woman or some shyt…. Can you make sure you get me them jewels back by 9 tonight or we all gon be in the clink
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LAKES the old creepy lady at my job ….. CAN YOU HOLD ME AND SAVE ME BY SUCKIN A NIP :tittay:
#SUCKATITTYSAVEALIFE
I aint doin’ nuthin…just hit that
u gave me and about to ravish a Laker tamale
tis all
@lakes loca wha chu doing ma
@chacha
<<here is ur 
@dymond just open the tamal and go right in nice and juicy!
@french nun mama just sitn here bored out my culo dreaming of the moscato and tequila im fina sip sip on tonight and u?
@al aight bruh work that chit out!
HH i forgot all about that endin in front if the Lincoln Memorial!
Although I’m scared shytless I’ve decided I’m gonna see it
Just checking
hmph
MissHarlem says:
Let me clarify the if your wife/fiance has been smashing any of the people on here prior to your e-nuptials the new spouse cant regulate.
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***sets up platinum pole for CFree***
@ Brown stop fighting them gay dudes
Laker can you translate what Frenchi said to me in 229 please and thanks
Hard Hitter says:
Cha – those corpulent gravis had me throwed for a second. What u been up to love?
I BEEN GOOD!
AND BROWN… knock it off… I felt partial to HH cus I was the first one to welcome him and make him feel at home…. You know what it is tho! 
@lolita suure… my love i dont feel soo good…. now thank me in an email i takes all kind of pics
AND WHO THIS BE WITH THE QUESTIONABLE GRAVI??
IS IT A HE A SHE OR WHAT!! I CANT SEE GRAVIS!! 
so HH is a man?
Cha – I think u had urself posted as ur gravi for a brief second the other day and I wanted to say “nice”.
Laker you know I aint sendin no damn pics….. well unless you’re on my “Want to bone” list
Lolita – The other day when you said ape in the dream, I thought you meant Beast (the blue one) from X-Men. I didnt know you meant Willie B – lol
HH who is Willie B
I was talkin bout the scene from POTA
@LOLITA I SEE..
“Want to bone” list
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I like the way this sounds
Oh really Al
CHALuvly..uhm it was a whirldwind romance, i don’t think anyone really saw it coming, but it did & I’m EVA so happy
@Dymond i like u, ur respectful & I will always remember that
)
but as 4 MY CWifey, suuuure she can get on the pole (long as I’m there watching
@Frenchiepoo Madame if u don’t head to the nearest kona store & pick up a bottle of Vit C
I want u to feel better Mademoiselle oiu oiu
@french
Tom Brady led the league in passing last year.
The Giants won the World Series.
To cut a taper fade right, you should go behind the edge wit a razor.
Hard Hitter says:
Cha – I think u had urself posted as ur gravi for a brief second the other day and I wanted to say “nice”.
THANKS LUV
FAYLA we have never been introduced but your wife has been the resident shake dance extradonaire. However since you guys disrespected us by not inviting the fam to the wedding I will respect you. CFREE you still have to dance though. Oh and HIS is my FIANCE.
HH there’s only one way to prove you’re a man
Hard Hitter says:
@french
Tom Brady led the league in passing last year.
The Giants won the World Series.
To cut a taper fade right, you should go behind the edge wit a razor.
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i still would like to see a pic of some sort
DID HH FILL OUT THE WELCOME PACKET>????
*licks HARLEMS happy place*
#MYBish
LUSCIOUS!
*throws a coffe mug @Dymond and pokes her in the eye*
BACK AWF bish!!!!
I know I’m super late. And the convo has gone ….to the left, to the left (Beyonce, Irreplaceable circa 2006) but…
Jessica White may not be known to most of us but she is a pretty established model. She has campaigns with Victoria Secret, Sports Illustrated, and Covergirl.
So just because you don’t know her and haven’t seen her doesn’t mean she isn’t “famous”….*shrugs*
Lolita – to pay child support
so um Dymond what you rollin yo eyes for
HH that would not be the correct way
French
Me and Cha consummated the welcome kit.
***ducks to avoid coffee mug and puts on shank free sunglasses***
Excuse you HIS!!! What the heck was that for? I was rolling my eyes @ Brown cuz she has been ignoring me
MissHarlem says:
Let me clarify the if your wife/fiance has been smashing any of the people on here prior to your e-nuptials the new spouse cant regulate.
u done brokedid my e-heart 
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Um Dymond when did I ignore you
I leave for 5 damn minutes, and His done came up in here
in folks.
you know, Brown, I spoke and chit and u ignored me
remember? remember?
***runs to the other post***
HH just checkin’
still waiting for sneak peek to what u look like
well i’m f-kisses resident french kisser up in hea
pleasure to meet you
MissHarlem says:
FAYLA we have never been introduced but your wife has been the resident shake dance extradonaire. However since you guys disrespected us by not inviting the fam to the wedding I will respect you. CFREE you still have to dance though. Oh and HIS is my FIANCE.
2 u bc His?? THAT is a baaaaad bish right thurr..if i won’t already e-married..Guuuhhl! But as for my CWifey shake dancin, I don’t fault her old life bc we r building SUCH a fantabulous one now 
We just did a quick JOP ceremony, but we finna have a BOMB reception n chit 
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Hola MissHarlem
Dammit Dymond I’m sorry! I guess I missed it
French – nice to meet you
Jesscia White was that hoe on The T.O. Show when he came home she was in his house with nothing but some lingerie on… Smh
So what if nobody in CRAPLANTA would notice because? Y’all only recognize ATL’s own slutty psuedo-celebs and crossdressed males?
Plenty of people in REAL big cities(New York, Chicago,L.A.)know who Jessica is. She was spokesmodel for Revlon or Covergirl(I forget)..she also very famously dated Sean Penn.
Jessica White is very accomplished despite her hardcore upbringing. She was a drug addict at 13. She appears regularly in Vogue, Elle and W magazines. I would recognize her… I think she’s cute and a fiesty crazy chic- my kinda girl. Plunk T.O. he just had her on their to show he dates black girls which is a LIE!