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Beyoncé’s Fake Baby Bump Watch: People’s exhibit ‘A’

Sandra Rose September 14, 2011

A loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous emailed us this graphic which clearly shows that Beyoncé is a fraud.

The photo on the left was taken in Croatia last week. The photo on the right was snapped yesterday at the grand opening of designer Tori Burch’s Madison Avenue flagship store in NYC.

Case closed!

prynsexxx

I love her blk dress.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@Sandra, please let it go!
Daisy

I like the hair in kini the best
prynsexxx

So Sandy, whatchu gone do with your life now?
joni

i love that 2 piece.. and the black dress is HOT!
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

She looks like female, light skinned Jay-z with them lips in the picture on the right. I guess that say is true, you start to look like people after you’ve been around them so long.
MzDimplez1123

Looks like the same Niptucked belly to me.
kingstonn

Sandra,
Surely there are dung beetles up to some new and exciting things. Pleaseeeeeeee post about them next time you want to post about this broads Uterus.

I beseech you!
Creamychic

I wanted to write something but there is nothing to write, goes back to the other post,
cheeks8683

She put a red stap on that ish too lmbo!
http://youtu.be/a3MzdAVL46E YSoSerious

Case closed huh…So are we finally gonna be free of daily Bey uterine updates?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Kingstonn
MzDimplez1123

@ Yso… <—Me answering your question
http://twitter.com/shesacoldpiece coaretained

cause that dress is skin tight…..
kingstonn

SN: when my Mom was preggo with my twin bros, she didn’t show till she was 6 months. Perhaps allow her ovaries and uterus to handle their biz before jumping to conclusions? Just a thought…
ohpretty1

Dammit man!
Yes, there was more material on the cummerbund on her pants at the VMAs. (See the close up when she rubbed her belly) It could have been for support, comfort or just the darn design of the pants. Either way, the woman IS pregnant. You can tell in the bikini and you can tell in the black dress also. She is posing with the right leg slightly extended, even with the draping, you can tell she is pregnant. Auntie, please, let it go. #love

Let us laugh and/or compliment the other beauties and tragedies attending Fashion Week events because there were plenty. Could you post those? With sugar on top?
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

Since she is carrying so low I bet its a BOY Really doesnt matter as long as the baby is healthy because no doubt it will be extremely loved

Hey Ladies :wave: Beys positive pee stick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

OMG I’m gna shoot myself in the FACE if I come to this site and see the words Beyonce, Fake, Baby or fugging bump!

LET IT GO woman!!

the crazy thing is NO ONE cares as much as u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

Helllllp!

is she is or is she aint with baby? either way, it’s all right with meeee!

#Tom&JerryReeeeemix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

come to this site again* #17

anyhoo Kingbew! *licks yo face and pulls ur hair*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

@Fayla

no u didnt pull Tom and Jerry out ur ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

HISSSS!!! *pops a cartwheel into a split* sup doe?
MzDimplez1123

His! Where the hell you been?
Honycoatd

to the underdeveloped swimming sperm egg head

I will just
MzDimplez1123

Hey Fay Fay!
prynsexxx

<——– Sandy in Bey and Jay's basement with baby BeyJay rockin the whip.

<—— Bey and Jay having a FIELD day on you….
Honycoatd

@ His one and only

If you shoot yourself in the face, what am I left to look at?
bigtyme

did folks think she was 6 months pregnant? i thought she looked to be only about 3 months. which is what both pics look like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

HIS i’m just tied of these minute to minute updates on preygonce. #holdme
STL OPINION!

OK SANDRA WE GET IT!!!!! GOSH I think you are obsessed with this kid already
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@SANDRA ROSE
“A loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous emailed us this graphic which clearly shows that Beyoncé is a fraud.”
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I didn’t know Kelly Rowland was a member of the blog.
chocolate divalicious

@His Mommy

Please shoot me first then yourself. I believe this is exhibit A in the restraining order Beyonce is going to use against you. All she has to do is pull up these multiple posts you do on her by the minute. I’m for you Sandra.
Yall still crazy

I think she’s just carrying it low and if the black dress was tighter, you’d see the “low” bump

#butimaybewrongiwaswrongonetime
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Hoburgers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

*screams at the top of my lungs* Who gives a yellow and red makes orange Roger Rabbit fluck about this chit?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Who cares if she’s faking or not??? Won’t time tell if the bish is really preggo or not????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

Dimpz!!! i need consoling..we can’t be tambout the the same person post to post esp not when i got some time to play
MzDimplez1123

I hate all yall who said yall wish she would take a break. She did, got knocked up and now it’s JayBey Babygate round this bish!
Yall still crazy

Why, when I hear “EXHIBIT A” I say it in my head (in peewee’s voice)from Pee Wee’s Big Advnture when the fat boy stole his bike.

Exhibit A
kingstonn

Hisssssssy! Don’t shoot urself! Shoot Jeffrey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

Unpre
YALLLLL :2dance:

@Man
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@SANDRA SAD JUST SAD WOMAN!! LEAVE BEY UTERUS THE FUK ALONE HOW THE FUK U SUPPOSE TO KNOW IF SHE PREG OR NOT?? HOW?? LET THE WOMAN BE SHYT!!! << THIS IS WHAT U NEED… SHYT PROLLY GET U OFF BEY CUTICAT!!!
MzDimplez1123

@ Unpre…I don’t care if she preggo or got a surrogate lined up. Lee that chick alone!

@ Fay…I wonder what her daddy is up to these days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

Dimpz! I have been so ridiculously busy the last cpl o’ days pacify me plz

FayBay! u and me both bew…lol SR cnt get enough of Beys cervix

Hony, for u I will leave my face intact suga

Ho’Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance: <–playing ABC by Jackson 5 =)
MzDimplez1123

@ Yall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Fayla and His Heyyyy ladies
MzDimplez1123
Yall still crazy

Fay, let’s do the peewee herman (on the bar) :2dance:

I embarrassed my son (doing that dance last yr in a restaurant nobody was there though when the song came on)
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

HOW MANY DAM POST HOW MANY DAM DAYS HOW MANY DAM LOANLY NIGHTS HAVE U SPEND IN THIS WOMAN SUGA WALLS UTERUS??
MzDimplez1123

@ Unpre…I askeded you to let me smang a whole 3 posts ago! YOu ignoring a bish?
http://youtu.be/rGrqW3nx5HM kimip84

I love the black dress. Hey SR fam
Yall still crazy

His, Imma be Michael, emkay (oh never mind, we just dancing, I was getting the routine ready
Honycoatd

@ His one and only
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@HIS CAN WE GET A PULLING MY HAIR OUT EMOTICON?? DAM SANDY WEN SHE GOT A GRUDGE SHE TAKE CHIT TOO FUKN FAR WERE IS RIRI TO COME TELL HER ABOUT HERSELF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@His and @Yall
Yall still crazy

Hear ye, hear ye

I will now be shortening Unpredictable’s longggg azzzzz name to just U.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@Dimpz #nobigredtho

I’m sorry bew, I missed it.

Heyyyy Yall
Yall still crazy

Hey Fi!

U, what it do?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WERE ERRBODY AT?? **LOGS THE FUK OFF**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

either I’m blind & missed her reply or @YALL is NOT doe-c-doein wit me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

Kimi! U pretty thang U

Lakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *purs Pico de Gallo all over u* hey suga!

Unpredyckz! my mini thug!

@Hony <–friendly n whatnot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Yall still crazy says:

U, what it do?
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Notta damn thang!!!! What it do with you????
Honycoatd

@ Yall

:wave: Hi and how are ya?
kingstonn

Lol. Lakes is pissssed off.
Honycoatd

If I were a boy, I would be in so many uterus right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

FeFe! Meowwwwwwwww! hey bew! *purr*
Honycoatd

I need a quickie break I will be back when I am feeling better.
Yall still crazy

U, ditto
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Oh My Goodnessss, how could I have not overlooked a doe-c-doe invitation to cut the damn rug up!?!?

:2dance: <—me and Fay in our neon matching dance troupe outfits
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@KINGSTON IM GETTING PISSD THIS CHIT RIGHT HERE!! WEN SHE OBSESS OVER A PUZZAY SHE TAKE THE SHYT TO FAR!! LIKE SHE WANNA BE THE PAPI!!
@HIS I POSTED SOME PICS ON FB… GON AND RELEASE UR STRESS AND GET UR ON!!!
Yall still crazy

Hey Honycoatd (in case Honey’s lurking—-you see I ain’t call her your name… )

I am just fine! How are you doing? Answer back after your scheduled quickie

Hmmm, maybe I can schedule me a quickie…..
Yall still crazy

Laker, Is that you or lil mama in your gravi?
QuettaV

She was bloated and full of gas at the VMA’s!
http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

Case open. Dress is styled the same way as her intimate concert…her abs on top make it seem flat but u can clearly see by her hip there’s a bump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

<—me and Fay in our neon matching dance troupe out
neon AND troupe tho?
RoderickXYZ

Damn, Sandra, you are all up in Bey’s uterus.

We may have to call Redeemed to lay hands on you because you’re obsessed with Bey’s womb bugger.
OutsidetheBox
http://youtu.be/rGrqW3nx5HM kimip84

Hey His how are you beautiful???
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

wow…….and these are the people who doesn’t like Beyonce. OH MY OPRAH
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL THAT WOULD BE I U KNOW GETN MY SESY ON AT 11 MONTHS!!
kdillon

Honestly, I do find it a bit odd that the shape and appearance changes… but who cares? If she is that miserable to carry on a fake pregancy than obviously she has problems. Beyonce went through the trouble of making a huge spectacle of her pregancy but now she is going through great distances to hide it by camoflauging it (sp). I vote no one gives her any more attention.
DCMAMAOF2

I really can’t wait until this little 1 is here. i will say that, especially in your 1st trimester, certain clothing has different effects. Some make you look more pregnant than others. But i must admit, Sandra keeps me wondering, especially about the island birth comment…hhhmmmmthinking
West Coast Chick

only because Ive just had a baby.. I will say that baby bumps do not deflat the bump just keeps growing and growing..Bey was pretty big on the VMA’s and in the black dress, she doesnt look pregnant at all but at the end of the day, thats King Bey, she can schedule her pregnancy days to be 2 out of 7 days a week.. I mean, bey runs the world, she can do whatever she wants
http://grammarminutes.webs.com Brownsugar1908

Bey also had a glittery gold dress on yesterday where one could clearly see the baby bump below the belt.

I guess no one will believe she is pregnant until she agrees to have the baby show on TLC tape her giving birth.
mjt4164

The obsession with Beyonce and her pregnancy is scary Sandra Rose get a grip or get some help
jealousCNenvy

mjt4164 says:

The obsession with Beyonce and her pregnancy is scary Sandra Rose get a grip or get some help

Thought it was just me thinkin that.
jazi65

She had popeye’s before the VMAs & cayenne pepper juice before putting on the black dress

I think she’s preggo but she played herself with that padded belly @ the award show. But she’s me now so can we hear more about Swizz’s thirsty groupies?
Sweets2u

Come on Sandra. Are we going to post about Beyonce every day??
Lady_L

jealousCNenvy says:

mjt4164 says:

The obsession with Beyonce and her pregnancy is scary Sandra Rose get a grip or get some help

Thought it was just me thinkin that.

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no it’s me too..