Beyoncé’s Fake Baby Bump Watch: People’s exhibit ‘A’
A loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous emailed us this graphic which clearly shows that Beyoncé is a fraud.
The photo on the left was taken in Croatia last week. The photo on the right was snapped yesterday at the grand opening of designer Tori Burch’s Madison Avenue flagship store in NYC.
Case closed!
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I love her blk dress.
I like the hair in kini the best
So Sandy, whatchu gone do with your life now?
i love that 2 piece.. and the black dress is HOT!
She looks like female, light skinned Jay-z with them lips in the picture on the right. I guess that say is true, you start to look like people after you’ve been around them so long.
Looks like the same Niptucked belly to me.
Sandra,
Surely there are dung beetles up to some new and exciting things. Pleaseeeeeeee post about them next time you want to post about this broads Uterus.
I beseech you!
I wanted to write something but there is nothing to write, goes back to the other post,
She put a red stap on that ish too lmbo!
Case closed huh…So are we finally gonna be free of daily Bey uterine updates?
@ Yso…
<—Me answering your question
cause that dress is skin tight…..
SN: when my Mom was preggo with my twin bros, she didn’t show till she was 6 months. Perhaps allow her ovaries and uterus to handle their biz before jumping to conclusions? Just a thought…
Dammit man!
Yes, there was more material on the cummerbund on her pants at the VMAs. (See the close up when she rubbed her belly) It could have been for support, comfort or just the darn design of the pants. Either way, the woman IS pregnant. You can tell in the bikini and you can tell in the black dress also. She is posing with the right leg slightly extended, even with the draping, you can tell she is pregnant. Auntie, please, let it go. #love
Let us laugh and/or compliment the other beauties and tragedies attending Fashion Week events because there were plenty. Could you post those? With sugar on top?
Since she is carrying so low I bet its a BOY
Really doesnt matter as long as the baby is healthy because no doubt it will be extremely loved 
Hey Ladies
Beys positive pee stick
OMG I’m gna shoot myself in the FACE if I come to this site and see the words Beyonce, Fake, Baby or fugging bump!
the crazy thing is NO ONE cares as much as u
Helllllp!
#Tom&JerryReeeeemix
come to this site again* #17
anyhoo Kingbew! *licks yo face and pulls ur hair*
no u didnt pull Tom and Jerry out ur ass
HISSSS!!!
*pops a cartwheel into a split* sup doe?
His!
Where the hell you been?
I will just
Hey Fay Fay!
@ His one and only
If you shoot yourself in the face, what am I left to look at?
did folks think she was 6 months pregnant? i thought she looked to be only about 3 months. which is what both pics look like
HIS i’m just tied of these minute to minute updates on preygonce.
#holdme
OK SANDRA WE GET IT!!!!! GOSH I think you are obsessed with this kid already
@SANDRA ROSE
“A loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous emailed us this graphic which clearly shows that Beyoncé is a fraud.”
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I didn’t know Kelly Rowland was a member of the blog.
@His Mommy
Please shoot me first then yourself. I believe this is exhibit A in the restraining order Beyonce is going to use against you. All she has to do is pull up these multiple posts you do on her by the minute. I’m
for you Sandra.
I think she’s just carrying it low and if the black dress was tighter, you’d see the “low” bump
#butimaybewrongiwaswrongonetime
Hoburgers!
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*screams at the top of my lungs* Who gives a yellow and red makes orange Roger Rabbit fluck about this chit?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Who cares if she’s faking or not??? Won’t time tell if the bish is really preggo or not????
Dimpz!!!
i need consoling..we can’t be tambout the the same person post to post 
esp not when i got some time to play 
I hate all yall who said yall wish she would take a break. She did, got knocked up and now it’s JayBey Babygate round this bish!
Why, when I hear “EXHIBIT A” I say it in my head (in peewee’s voice)from Pee Wee’s Big Advnture when the fat boy stole his bike.
Exhibit A
Hisssssssy! Don’t shoot urself! Shoot Jeffrey!
Unpre
YALLLLL
@ Unpre…I don’t care if she preggo or got a surrogate lined up. Lee that chick alone!
@ Fay…I wonder what her daddy is up to these days.
Dimpz! I have been so ridiculously busy the last cpl o’ days
pacify me plz 
FayBay! u and me both bew…lol SR cnt get enough of Beys cervix
Hony, for u I will leave my face intact suga
Ho’Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<–playing ABC by Jackson 5 =)
Fayla and His
Heyyyy ladies
Fay, let’s do the peewee herman (on the bar)
I embarrassed my son (doing that dance last yr in a restaurant
nobody was there though 
when the song came on) 
HOW MANY DAM POST HOW MANY DAM DAYS HOW MANY DAM LOANLY NIGHTS HAVE U SPEND IN THIS WOMAN SUGA WALLS UTERUS??
@ Unpre…I askeded you to let me smang a whole 3 posts ago! YOu ignoring a bish?
I love the black dress. Hey SR fam
His, Imma be Michael, emkay
(oh never mind, we just dancing, I was getting the routine ready 
@ His one and only
@HIS
CAN WE GET A PULLING MY HAIR OUT EMOTICON?? DAM SANDY WEN SHE GOT A GRUDGE SHE TAKE CHIT TOO FUKN FAR WERE IS RIRI TO COME TELL HER ABOUT HERSELF 
Hear ye, hear ye
I will now be shortening Unpredictable’s longggg azzzzz name to just U.
@Dimpz
#nobigredtho
I’m sorry bew, I missed it.
Heyyyy Yall
Hey Fi!
U, what it do?
WERE ERRBODY AT?? **LOGS THE FUK OFF**
either I’m blind & missed her reply or @YALL is NOT doe-c-doein wit me!
Kimi! U pretty thang U
Lakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *purs Pico de Gallo all over u*
hey suga!
Unpredyckz! my mini thug!
@Hony
<–friendly n whatnot 
Yall still crazy says:
U, what it do?
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Notta damn thang!!!! What it do with you????
@ Yall
Lol. Lakes is pissssed off.
If I were a boy, I would be in so many uterus right now
FeFe! Meowwwwwwwww! hey bew! *purr*
I need a quickie break I will be back when I am feeling better.
U, ditto
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Oh My Goodnessss, how could I have not overlooked a doe-c-doe invitation to cut the damn rug up!?!?
@KINGSTON IM GETTING PISSD THIS CHIT RIGHT HERE!! WEN SHE OBSESS OVER A PUZZAY SHE TAKE THE SHYT TO FAR!!
LIKE SHE WANNA BE THE PAPI!!
ON!!!
@HIS I POSTED SOME PICS ON FB… GON AND RELEASE UR STRESS AND GET UR
I am just fine! How are you doing? Answer back after your scheduled quickie
Hmmm,
maybe I can schedule me a quickie….. 
Laker, Is that you or lil mama in your gravi?
She was bloated and full of gas at the VMA’s!
Case open. Dress is styled the same way as her intimate concert…her abs on top make it seem flat but u can clearly see by her hip there’s a bump
<—me and Fay in our neon matching dance troupe out
neon AND troupe tho?
Damn, Sandra, you are all up in Bey’s uterus.
We may have to call Redeemed to lay hands on you because you’re obsessed with Bey’s womb bugger.
Hey His
how are you beautiful???
wow…….and these are the people who doesn’t like Beyonce. OH MY OPRAH
@YALL THAT WOULD BE I
U KNOW GETN MY SESY ON AT 11 MONTHS!!
Honestly, I do find it a bit odd that the shape and appearance changes… but who cares? If she is that miserable to carry on a fake pregancy than obviously she has problems. Beyonce went through the trouble of making a huge spectacle of her pregancy but now she is going through great distances to hide it by camoflauging it (sp). I vote no one gives her any more attention.
I really can’t wait until this little 1 is here. i will say that, especially in your 1st trimester, certain clothing has different effects. Some make you look more pregnant than others. But i must admit, Sandra keeps me wondering, especially about the island birth comment…hhhmmmmthinking
Bey also had a glittery gold dress on yesterday where one could clearly see the baby bump below the belt.
I guess no one will believe she is pregnant until she agrees to have the baby show on TLC tape her giving birth.
The obsession with Beyonce and her pregnancy is scary Sandra Rose get a grip or get some help
mjt4164 says:
The obsession with Beyonce and her pregnancy is scary Sandra Rose get a grip or get some help
Thought it was just me thinkin that.
She had popeye’s before the VMAs & cayenne pepper juice before putting on the black dress
I think she’s preggo but she played herself with that padded belly @ the award show. But she’s
me now so can we hear more about Swizz’s thirsty groupies?
Come on Sandra. Are we going to post about Beyonce every day??
jealousCNenvy says:
mjt4164 says:
The obsession with Beyonce and her pregnancy is scary Sandra Rose get a grip or get some help
Thought it was just me thinkin that.
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no it’s me too..