Singer Alicia Keys and her musician hubby, Swizz Beatz, put on a unified front for the paparazzi last night at Lifetime's screening of her TV film "Five" in NYC. As you know, Mr. Beatz is the subject of numerous scandalous cheating rumors. But Alicia is sticking by her man, at least until the evidence becomes too obvious to ignore. But does she look hawt in that outfit or what? We LOVE her shoes and the animal print clutch.

Everyone's buzzing about entrepreneur/former model Kimora Lee's recent dramatic weight loss. She still looks like the same thirsty Kimora to us. How cute is it that Kimora Lee and her actor hubby, Djimon Hounsou, are still holding hands after being together for four years? That's significant when you consider Kimora's rep for being a hostile you-know-what. At least Djimon is not dumb enough to be caught cheating on her.

Photos: Splash News Online

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    awe look at the love birds

  • lashellebelle

    *in my Mr. Brown voice*

    Ooooh Kimora. You is SKINTY!

    Morning everyone :waves:

  • Ty

    I love Alicia shoes but that suit is for the mother board at church. Kimora looks off but I cant figure out what it is :think:

  • Selle

    Kimora's Asian roots are really starting to show...I think I like her face full better. Alicia looks like she has some kind of illness...for real I hope she's okay even though she's a homewrecker!

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Good Morning Everybody

    Sandra, you have taught me to look at body language when it come to couples.
    1. Alicia's smile is not saying I'm happy... just cheese!
    2. Swiss is leaning into her and she is leaning AWAY from him... things aren't cool at home at all! Bet that!

  • Selle

    Why does her husband look like he's dragging her everywhere? lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    Alicia and Gonzo -----> :yawn: snooze fest!

    Kimora and Djimon :cheer:

    Morning SR fam!

  • kingstonn

    Damn. Alicia is lookin like Linebacker Laura Govan in the face in that picture. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

    need keys shoes STAT!
    gm :waves:

  • vero

    I think Kimora's hot ! Alicia, not so much... Never been a fan of her looks anyway

    Morning People :bye:

  • cheeks8683

    Alicia Keys' outfit makes me think of Grace Jones and her character on Boomarang... :shrug:

    I love Kemora's shoes

    Morning folks!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Good morning FAM. :hi:

    1) I'd rather look @ the bauble on 'Licia's finger than her shoes or purse. :emoticon looking @ bling on finger: <--- made this up myself
    2) Kimora's shoes ARE THE BIZNIZ! :thumbsup:
    3) I have nothing else nice to say! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Fayla :yahoo:

    @kingstonn :D :rofl:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Alicia looks a little high in the third pic :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Tatted and @vero

    :2dance:

  • vero

    Morning Fefe :happy:
    tatted :kiss:
    Fayla :hug:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    OH - I do have one more thing to say:

    4) I HATE 'Licia's hair & MAKEUP! :coffee:

  • Mamacita

    Loving Alicia's suit and I need those shoes in my life! :yes:

    Kimora looks cute. Big or small she's a beautful woman...even if she is crazy!

  • http://MSN Martinigal

    Alicia and Kimora looks great.....kimora shoes is hot!

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Selle says:

    Why does her husband look like he’s dragging her everywhere? lol
    --------------------
    He does drag her! He's like "Quit cheesing and bring yo azz on here! We got somewhere ta be!" :rofl:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Good morning FeFe, Vero, Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay), WUT, Cheeks, Kangstonn, Ty, Lashelle, East, Ty and who ever else is going to come into the room AFTER I post this. :kiss:

  • bbclivy

    GOOD MORNING EVERY1. IM TIRED OF ALICIA AND ALL BLACK. DAMN HOMIE EXPAND YOUR COLOR SCHEME! SHE IS DOING A LISE RAYE ANOTHER AGGIE BISH!:mad:

    BUT AS FAR AS ALICIA WHAT GOES AROUND COME AROUND! YOU WAS THE SIDE PIECE AND NOW HE HAS ANOTHER OR OTHER SIDE PIECES! NOW SHE KNOWS HOW MASHONDA FELT!:violin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    :waves:

    @Wut and @Mamacita

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    OH, OKAY... 1 MORE THING TO SAY:

    5) What happened to Djimon shoestrings??? :shrugs:

  • prynsexxx

    Good morning EVERYBODY! :hi:

    ...and a special good morning to @Tatted :2dance:

    Kimora shoes are giving me the BIZNESS! :thumbsup:

  • http://www.tallmenshoes.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    Poor Djimon Hounsou.
    He thought he was going to be a paid jigalow but he's just a male bytch.

    That nigga ain't been caught smiling since 2007. Making me rethink being some ol rich lady's human vibrator.

  • KDub

    Akey cankles look normal in that pic.

  • Selle

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Selle says:

    Why does her husband look like he’s dragging her everywhere? lol
    ——————–
    He does drag her! He’s like “Quit cheesing and bring yo azz on here! We got somewhere ta be!”
    _______________________________________________________
    Heck yea...she better start wearing flats when she's walking with him...She thought she was getting another African American brother like Rusell that she can talk to and treat any kind of way...NO HE'S PURE AFRICAN!!! Those "foreign" men dont play that mess lol.

  • 2know the ledge

    Alicia to swizz

    Alicia: Kasseem, you can come to this thing tonight and we will put up this united front for the pap but feel me when this is over I will be making that call to common and you will see us back together.

    Swizz: so what you saying?
    Alicia: on to the next nucca, (she starts singing the chorus toempire state of mind) In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
    There's nothing you can't do, this puzay made you feel brand new I inspired you and now I will be dumping you in new york let's hear it for New York
    New York, New York

  • KDub

    Kimora lost weight in her neck?

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Good morning, Pryn Pryn :2dance: & :hug:

    HEEEEY K-DIZZLE :thumbsup:

    Heeeey Man Man! :hi:

  • lashellebelle

    @ Fe Fe

    Mornin'! I saw your post last night but you'd already left for the day.

    @Tatted

    Gooood Morning!
    What colors (eyeshadow) are we rockin' today?

  • http://www.tallmenshoes.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @KDUB
    "Kimora lost weight in her neck?"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I know she had to cut that chit off cause she was pregnant in the neck for years.

  • Mamacita

    Fe Fe :waves:

    Good Morning everyone :yahoo:

  • Ty

    :wave: @ all

    Alicia does look old but I bet its stress. Dijimon doesn't care about the cameras but he does drag her azz LOL He always has the "bring your azz on" look :rofl:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ my MALE CRUSH! :rofl:

  • KDub

    And Kimmy Son's husband is in the pic with HER and he gets listed; but you can't list Mr. Cheats in this post headline?

  • cheeks8683

    Hey tatted...I love your eyemakeup in your gravi...I just started wearing eye makeup myself and having so much fun with it :)

  • http://MSN Martinigal

    Swizz could have worn a nice pair of shoes , instead of those sneaker.

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    I love how Djimon is running from the cams but Kimora doesn't mind them. Lol. I love Kimora Lee's style. Swiss and Alicia are yet to grown on me. She always looks so tired and drained, as if Swiss sucked the life out of her.

    Good Morning Fam :waves:
    @Tatted
    @Fefe
    @Mamcita
    @East
    @leschell
    @vero
    @Cheeks
    @Fayla - my boo :kisses:
    And the rest of our lovely fam

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Lashelle -

    inner & middle Lid: gold
    outter lid: rust
    inner crease: lilac
    outter crease: violet
    brown: cream shimmer

    :wink:

  • 2know the ledge

    TAT TAT :hug: how you

  • http://www.tallmenshoes.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    Russell Simmons>>>> :ha: :cry: <<<<Djimon Hounsou

  • candibfly

    kimora is my bff (in my head)

    she looks pretty here

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    And @Kdub...didn't see you on the post! Hey hun!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    :waves: @Ty, @Prynn, & @Kdub

    @lashelle gotcha! :thumbsup: on the pic

  • Ty

    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Lashelle -

    inner & middle Lid: gold
    outter lid: rust
    inner crease: lilac
    outter crease: violet
    brown: cream shimmer
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Why do u have me looking at your gravi hard as hell trying to figure out how u did that shyt? :think:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Cheeks - thank you mama. I keep getting asked what I want for Xmas because my bew knows it has something to do w/makeup. I said, no I don't want makeup this year. I want a necklace & a charm that reads "I Luv Eyeshadow" - :lol:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Heeeeey Tainted! :hug:

  • lashellebelle

    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Lashelle -

    inner & middle Lid: gold
    outter lid: rust
    inner crease: lilac
    outter crease: violet
    brown: cream shimmer

    .............................................................

    :bow: to the Maven

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    I'm good my Male Crush! How are you??? :hug:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Ty - if you want, you can give me your email and I will send you an upclose of it....it's easy!

  • KDub

    Hey yall :yahoo:

    :wave: to errybody who spoketh to moi.

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Oooops, @ Lashelle, I meant "brow" is cream shimmer. Thank you girl. LOL

  • lashellebelle

    FeFe says:

    @lashelle gotcha! on the pic

    ........................................

    Thank you Fe Fe!!

    :love:

  • kamadiva

    At one point, Swizz was keeping his look dapper. I think his look in too toned down for a Premiere of his wife's works. Looks like she made him go..so he kept on what he had been rolling around in all day.

    I do not like this suit on Alicia. Shoes are very nice, tho!

    Also...Sandra - can you find out about the shoes Kimora has on! They are HAUTE!!

  • Ty

    antonia41300@yahoo.com add the steps too LOL

    :wave: @ Fe Fe u and that cat :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    :waves: @Tainted and @Candi

    @Man

    Russell Simmons >>>>> :gay: Djimon Honsou >>>>> :hump:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    I love Alicia Shoes... :yes:

    That's all I got!!! :coffee:

    Good morning Everyone!!! :hi:

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    Morning. :yawn:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Good morning SRB.... :hi:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    HEEEY YSO. :hug:

  • lovezoe

    Morning everyone :wave: The shoes AK has on are CUTE! Auntie, you should do a post on finding replicas for cheaper. Mama on a budget.

  • Bootcampgirl

    :waves: Good Morning everyone

    Both their shoes are the business...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuACz0pKCmE&ob=av2e ELove

    A-Keys Stylists are Working OVER-TIME making her LQQK (At Least) Half-Decent but She's STILL FAAARRRRRR From Being Sexxy Though :nono: The Over-SIZED Pant-Suits and the Skirts ending RIGHT AT The KNEES becuz of Her RHINO-LEGS !!! :lol:

    And Kimora is just Too Happy to have a REAL MAN in her Life Now... I KNOW Dude be Knocking Her Str8 LOOSE (On The Regular !!!) :coffee:

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. Both couples look fresh and happy. It so hard, almost impossible, to stay happy when you're in the limelight all the time but that's the price of fame. But then again, happiness is shortlived for us all. Have a great day family and KEEP HOPE ALIVE!

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    TATTED!! :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @ELove

    The Over-SIZED Pant-Suits and the Skirts ending RIGHT AT The KNEES becuz of Her RHINO-LEGS !!!
    _____

    :casket:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Elove! :lol:

  • Ty

    ELove says:

    A-Keys Stylists are Working OVER-TIME making her LQQK (At Least) Half-Decent but She’s STILL FAAARRRRRR From Being Sexxy Though The Over-SIZED Pant-Suits and the Skirts ending RIGHT AT The KNEES becuz of Her RHINO-LEGS !!!

    And Kimora is just Too Happy to have a REAL MAN in her Life Now… I KNOW Dude be Knocking Her Str8 LOOSE (On The Regular !!!)
    _________________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: Nothing like having a Mandingo to come in and tear your azz up :hump:

  • kamadiva

    FOUND THEM - Christian Louboutin Style# 1EN8 100 MM, Retails for $945.

    http://us.christianlouboutin.com/1en8-specchio-laminato-18583.html

    :heart:

  • NaijaGal

    Morning all :hi:
    @Tatted
    :whistle:
    Some say love it is a river
    that drowns the tender reed
    Some say love it is a razor
    that leaves your soul to bleed

    Some say love it is a hunger
    an endless aching need
    I say love it is a flower
    and you it's only seed

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Mornin Fam!

    Sup :pacifier:

  • KDub

    @ELove

    The Over-SIZED Pant-Suits and the Skirts ending RIGHT AT The KNEES becuz of Her RHINO-LEGS !!!

    -------------------------------------------
    :wail:

  • vero

    yso !!! :hug:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Ty says:

    Nothing like having a Mandingo to come in and tear your azz up
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Can a woman be a mandingo??? :thinking: because my bew tears me up on a reg. :yes:

  • NaijaGal

    :hi: YSO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Luscious

    :hunching:

  • NaijaGal

    :hi: Luscious

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    FEFE
    so we feelin frisky today huh

  • vero

    :rofl: @tatted

    Dang, never takes too long to turn a regular post into a sex show :shrugs:

  • vero

    :boobs: @Luscious

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    BRI'JEET!! :grill:

    VERO!! :hugs:

    NAIJA!! :bye:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Naija

    :whistle:
    If you ask me to
    I might just change my mind
    And let you in my life forever
    If...You...Ask Me Toooo
    If...You...Ask Me To I will give my world to you baby

  • KDub

    Can a woman be a mandingo??? because my bew tears me up on a reg.
    ------------------------------------------
    Where is Lakes for my Espanol masc/feminine agreeance...

    Mandinga is the female version of Mandingo.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    MY RIB!
    until further notice we will stop usin my gubment

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Luscious

    You see that hot bytch in my gravie...always feelin' frisky!

  • Shereezy

    Good Mornting...

    :waves:

    Im loving those shoes Kimora got on....

    AKeys looks like she is tired??? :coffee:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Vero - I wasn't doing that! I was just ass'in! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    FEFE
    She is workin that flip!
    That's a tight pu$$y................

  • http://www.tallmenshoes.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    :shocked:
    The ladies feelin frisky???

    Welp, let's get started than!
    :jack:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    KDub says:

    Mandinga is the female version of Mandingo.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Okay, I was just wondering, because even though her mom is white & hispanic & her dad is black, I thought a 'lil Mandinga was coming out!
    :rofl:

  • Anna

    kamadiva says:

    Looks like she made him go..so he kept on what he had been rolling around in all day.

    ~~~~~~~
    That sounds like what happened. LOL.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    BOOOOOOOOOOO
    *throws 6 inch height adjusters at Lil Man*

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    FEFE
    She is workin that flip!
    That’s a tight pu$$y…………….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :ghost:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Kimora is FIERCE. She made the most out of a come up and is doing well on her own now. Who wouldn't take advantage of that?! If I had the resources to start my own national business and call the shots, I would take that opportunity and run.

    I also don't get how she's "thirsty." RS is known to go after models and she felt the same way I guess. They got married BEFORE she had kids so I don't she what the problem is. Unless someone else in that post who happened to be 6 months pregnant during her wedding.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    *see what

  • http://www.tallmenshoes.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    :danban1: <<<which lady wants the first ride?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MOOORNING SR FAM :waves:
    :offtopic: WHY DOES THE CARTOON UNDERNEATH THIS POST LOOK LIKE THE GUY GOT B CUP ON THEM :boobs:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    *Unlike

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Man

    Right now you are reminding me of that part in Jamie Foxx's stand-up where he talks about going to the Playboy Mansion and started openin' up doors talkin bout "who fckin!?"....and folks just kept slamming doors back in his face saying "get out!"

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    'morning Lakes. :hi:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    :waves: @Lakes

  • KDub

    Okay, I was just wondering, because even though her mom is white & hispanic & her dad is black, I thought a ‘lil Mandinga was coming out!
    -------------------------------------------------------------
    My sweet Jesus in heaven. I googled Mandinga to see if it was a REAL word... :dead: :wail:

    Go to google and put in "Mandinga" and see what the urban dicitonary tells you....

    GOOOOOOOOOOODBYE. ALL @TATTED FAULT :wail:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    FeFe says:

    @Man

    Right now you are reminding me of that part in Jamie Foxx’s stand-up where he talks about going to the Playboy Mansion and started openin’ up doors talkin bout “who fckin!?”….and folks just kept slamming doors back in his face saying “get out!”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: :haha: :ghost:

  • http://www.tallmenshoes.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "Right now you are reminding me of that part in Jamie Foxx’s stand-up where he talks about going to the Playboy Mansion and started openin’ up doors talkin bout “who fckin!?”….and folks just kept slamming doors back in his face saying “get out!”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    **gently rubs dyck in Fe Fe's face**
    ...all you have to do is ask baby...
    :coffee:

  • KDub

    She is workin that flip!
    That’s a tight pu$$y…………….
    ----------------------------------------
    The Mandinga won't work on her then..

    *def*

    :dead:

  • 2know the ledge

    I'm good tat tat, so double L or should I say bridgette how you LOL!!!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    I didn't see anything @ KDUB - except for African Warrior!

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Clears throat and Takes deeeep breath

    Good morning to you! Good morning To you! Good morning Dear

    Tatts
    FeFe
    Lakes
    Knowledge
    Lusc
    Man
    Vero
    Naji
    andalltherestofyallifIforgotyouIamsorryyyyyy!!!!!
    Goood morningggggg toooooo youuuuuuu!!!!

    :ghost: Whew!!!! Nah that should make up for all the times I was unable to respond on time to yall! :grin:

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    @LUSCIOUS

    Got it. :grill:

    (leaves cause Man is waving his Snausage around...again)
    :kona:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @TATT AND FEE CAN WE DO A THREESOME BESO :kiss: :ashamed:
    @MAN WHATS UP :hi:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    Throws an urban dictionary at Kdub for making look that up on my work computer!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ KDUB -

    Is this what you're tom'bout?
    _________________________________________________
    Also know as the "bowling ball". The mandinga is performed by inserting your thumb and middle finger into your partner's vagina and butthole, respectively. You know if you have performed the mandinga correctly if your partner yells "Mandinga"! If she yells, "Ow!", you probably did it wrong.

    C'mon baby, let me fuck you in the butt! Well let's try this!
    MANDINGA!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :blink: No this niccah didn't!

    Folks was still askin who Bri'Jeet was but thanks to you

  • KDub

    @Tatted in google...the THIRD entry down. Urban dictionary.

    :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @WUT :boobs:
    @YSO LOOOOVAH CHICA :2dance:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuACz0pKCmE&ob=av2e ELove

    Morning to ALL of the Sexxy-Azz SR LADIES !!!

    Whaddup FELLAS ...

    @Tatted
    Your Gravi is A Work-of-ART Baby (And I'm NOT a Make-Up Guy Either) :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    :dead: @YSO and "snausage"

    @Lakes Let's get it in! :danban1:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Lakes - :hump:

  • Milan Millian

    Ya'll got me laughing already, its too early!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    **licks lolitas left cheek** HEY THERE JUICY!! :kiss: <<on the hand ofcourse!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Awwww @ Elove - thank you bewski! I'mma take that as a REAL compliment!
    :hug:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    No this niccah didn’t!

    Folks was still askin who Bri’Jeet was but thanks to you
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Right, he just came out fuggin' it all up! :rofl:

  • KDub

    It's urban dictionary FeFe...what did you expect? :rofl:

    I am mad Tatted posted the ish. I am OUTTA HERE. And do NAT try to Mandinga me on the way OUT. First red wangs and now this here ish...I cannot DEW this with yall.

    :dead: <<< and fuggin GAWN

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @tatt ur makeup is on point mama!! **humps ur right eye** :hunch:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *deletes KDUB's number from my cell phone*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    mandinga :no: and yall know yall aint caca this fukn early tho.. :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FEFE THAT DAM CAT!! :rofl: SHE ROCKING THAT DAM CUT

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ KDUB - what I do??? you tryna tell me you ain't gone try the Mandinga??? :rofl:

    @ Lakes - I'mma keep my eye open too! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Tatted
    some people may have already tried it :coffee:
    but i aint sayin no nmaes

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Brown - I'mma try that chit this wknd! :yes:
    thumbsup: <----- the beginning stages of the Mandinga! :biggrin:

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    LAKER!! :2dance:

    I hope our week is getting better. :hugs:

    @ :grill:

    Did I do something wrong?

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    I meant :thumbsup: <----- beginning stages of the Mandinga! :biggrin:

  • 2know the ledge

    goes in da :kona: b/c double L and tat tat mad at me :D

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Ahhhhhhhh (me screaming) because YSO's gravi scared the raw dawg chit outta me! :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    No ma'am you didnt

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ my Male Crush - I could NEVER be mad @ you! Brown exposed my name too!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Tatted

    :lol: that chit is hella scary!

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    :ha: @ TATTED

    I mean...I's sorry. :hugs:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ FeFe - RIGHT! I'm like, "what the fugg is that?" It looks like a demented My Lil Pony that has been touched by Chucky the Doll! :no:

    @ YSO - Oh you laffin'??? :karate:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YSO :rofl: REALLY THO WERE U FIND THAT PIC... IN T.I PRISON LETTERS!! :tape: AND YES MAMA ITS A LIL BETTER LAST WEEK WAS REALLY RUFF ON A BISH REALLY... THE BF WENT TO JAIL **HE OUT NOW* CAR GOT TOWED THE ON FRIDA CAR IS GONE **CAR ACCIDENT** THEN THE BRO IN LAW GOT STAB AND BISH BROKE OUT IN RASH ERRRWERE FROM STRESS!! :hug: ALL THIS IN 5 DAYS!! THANK GOD FOR TEQUILA!!
    **MAKES NOTE THAT SESY LOLITA IS IGNORING A BISH WHILE IM STILL ON HER LEFT CHEEK** :cry:

  • pointhimout

    ok, can someone please tell Djimond to shave that goatee? He's starting to look like the mean critter from Gremlins.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Tatted

    It's like a spud mackenzie bull terrier dog head on a my little pony body, but the whole thing is possesed..... :rofl:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    Tatted you be doing the business with your makeup!!! :bowdown:

    You got any business cards?!!! :pray:

    Hey FeFe, YSS, KDub, and WUT!!! :hi:

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    @LUSCIOUS

    Good. We must neva part. :nono:

    @TATTED

    Shole is. :hahaha:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    DAM JUST FUKN DAM I TRIED TO RE-READ WHAT I POSTED AND COULDNT... :kona:

  • 2know the ledge

    hmmmm so double L been naughty her self exposing folks gubment and all?

    tat tat :kiss: 4 not being mad at me

  • Ty

    KDub says:

    Okay, I was just wondering, because even though her mom is white & hispanic & her dad is black, I thought a ‘lil Mandinga was coming out!
    ————————————————————-
    My sweet Jesus in heaven. I googled Mandinga to see if it was a REAL word…

    Go to google and put in “Mandinga” and see what the urban dicitonary tells you….

    GOOOOOOOOOOODBYE. ALL @TATTED FAULT
    ______________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: Yall are crazy as hell. Leave to KDub to have me looking shyt up. Also known as the "bowling bowl." :rofl: Well at least I have a name for it now

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @Lakes

    Awww chica! That's crazy... :hugs: to you!

    :waves: @SunRise

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    @LAKER

    It's a My Lil Joker. Y'all don't like it? :wail:

    *Sending good vibes your way.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FEFE GIRL I HAD ONE OF THE MOST STRESFULL 5 DAYS OF MY VIDA NOW IM JUST LETING IT GO AND LET GOD DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE A CHICA LOST 8 POUNDS IN ONE WEEK OF JUST FUKN STRESS :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @YSO

    Ohhhh, I see it now...the joker face on My Little Pony... *feeling really slow right now*

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    SUNRISE!! :bye:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Lakes - DAYUM! I think a :hug: is in order for your hectic week!

    @ FeFe - Ion know...but what I do know is that ion wanna NEVER run into that dayum thing in no alley.....at night....by myself! :no:

    @ YSO - I'm starting to feel like your intentions all along was to scare me! :karate:

    @ SRB - THANK YOU BEW. No, I don't have any bizniz cards. I don't do makeup professionally. :shrugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YSO :pacifier: << SUCKING ALL THE GOOD VIBES IN!! THANKS MAMI! :)

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @TATT THANKS GIRL THIS WEEK IS A LIL BETTER COUNTING MY BLESSING THE WRECK I WAS IN ON FRIDAY MY KIDS WERE IN THE CAR AND THEY WERE NOT HARM ONLY ONE THAT WAS HURT WAS ME **DAM SEAT BELT** ALMOST CUT MY DAM NECK AND GOT A BRUISED KNEE... :steer: <<NO MORE OF THAT FOR ME!

  • Yall still crazy

    Kimora knows how to work that camera! (that's for sure). And her hubby is fine as hail to me...

    I don't see "happy" when I look at alicia and hers... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    :hi: @Yall

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    @TATTED

    Hush up. You know I have nothing but the best intentions towards you. :hugs:

    (gets out a box of Crayolas to touch up Tatted's makeup)

  • Yall still crazy

    Oh no Laker, I am glad that the babies were not hurt! Be careful.

  • Yall still crazy

    Fi Good Morning :hug: That damn cat is just tooooo much :rofl: (like she just whipped her head around like "huh? somebody said something?!" :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuACz0pKCmE&ob=av2e ELove

    @Y'all
    The ONLY "Happy" I SEE with THEM is Swizzy-The-PIMP... Dude been Settling ALL of His Outstanding Debts since hooking up With A-Keys Along With purchasing Big-Tickets ITEMS Also :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    My lil ony though Yso :dead: I dosen't look like that on my end :no:

  • Yall still crazy

    pony

    --------------------------------------
    Mr. Luv, yep he's winning! I ain't mad at him PER SE :lol: He had a goal and he attained it :shrug:

    Yeah, he gets the Pimp of the Year award :trophy:

    :thinking: Hmmmm, who else is out here successfully pimping...
    #tasiasdudeiguess :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcYQsivvbs FeFe

    @YSO

    I watched that vid of your yesterday...take that caps locked out of your tone when you speak to me! :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    @YALL

    What does it look like then? Is it something obscene/offensive? I don't want to get banned again. :wail:

    ELOVE. :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    @YALL

    What does it look like then? Is it something obscene/offensive? I don’t want to get banned again.

    *throws up the Anti-Banning gangsign* :lol: :shrug:
    I don't know...It looks like "dolly the sheep" but also like a chucky doll gone all kinds of wrong... Oh I see a tail now, I guess...

    I know there was a meaning behind it, but I don't want you getting banned :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/wHGc_v_cCIY YSoSerious

    @FEFE

    I will beat the jolly from your rancher and the laffy out your taffy. :karate:

  • Yall still crazy

    GM Brown, 165 was for you :rofl:

    #idonotlikethosewords :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YALL I WILL IM JUST GLAD MY MUNCHKINS ARE GOOD I CAN TAKE THE BRUISING AND SORE AS FUK :lol: HOW U TODAY?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuACz0pKCmE&ob=av2e ELove

    @YSO
    Whaddup BABY !!!

    @Y'all
    THAT Gravi of Hers LQQKS All Kinds of WRONG Though :nono: Some kind of Stuffed Animal Genetic DEFECT :blink:

  • http://www.globalcallingsolutions.com zurishay

    Looks like Swizz Beats has a new line of t shirts coming out that have his face on them. Hes wearing one in the picture. Congrats Swizz.... :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    YALL
    so in essence PER SE that comment was for me????
    :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Laker, I am fine, thank you.

    H-town gave some ideas for natural oils & I googled Myrtle, and it showed some other oils that take the bruise out within 2-3 days. Google it.

    Or, I heard when people get socked in the face, they cut a potato and put the potato on their skinn and it sucks the bruise out--no joke, something about the acid in the potato :shrug:

  • Yall still crazy

    *yelling in Mama voice* Brown :karate:

    I don't know what it is Mr. Luv. But it scares me :lol: I used to love My Little Pony. Oh and the carebears.

  • Yall still crazy

    Zurishay, Get out :rofl: because I was gonna post that he looks like his shirt but got shook! :lol:

    #helookssoyuckytomeSMH

  • melinla

    Against my better judgement, I followed KDub's instructions and googled "Mandinga".... Hey... KDub... we have a love/hate relationship in my head... and chit like this is why!!!!!!! :crying: :dead:

  • melinla

    @ Lakes - I'm glad you and the babies are ok. Things will get better. :hug:

  • ohpretty1

    Kimora pre-children weight. She looks great!

  • sfrenney

    Kimora's shoes are nice