Just as we suspected: those pics of a bloated, baby whale Beyonce shopping at Bergdorf Goodman were not her. As you can see from the pics below of Bey shopping at Curve in NYC, her nose is not spread across her face, and she hasn't picked up a pound anywhere other than her midsection.

In her shameless, never-ending campaign to stay relevant, Beyonce covers this month's issue of Jones Magazine. Her baby bump is not visible in this cover shot, meaning she removed her prosthetic -- or she knew she was going to be pregnant when these pics were taken. It's interesting that she's talking about motherhood when she isn't even pregnant in these pics!

“I believe that parents prepare their kids for the moment that they’re on their own: at this point, I am taking everything my dad and my mother have taught me, and I’m able to do things my way,” she says.

The cover was shot on the terrace of the Maurice in Paris, France by photographer Greg Gex.

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  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    Awwwwww she looks so cute dont she Sandra. Our Beyounce looks like she is glowing and so happy dont she Sandra.

    WHO RUN THE WORLD-Beyonce and beybey do :coffee:

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    GET EM BEY!!!!

  • leaddaway

    get dem Sandy!!! u never fail to prove me wrong!!! I wish this girl called Beyonce would go sit down somewhere

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :coffee:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Ummm u do know this photo (magazine cover) was shot back in early May I believe.

    So ummm she talked about her parents and how she taken eveery.......nevermind

    Hey morning everybody

  • NaijaGal

    :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

  • Mamacita

    Oh Sandra...

    Give it a rest! And cleary this shoot was taken a long time ago because she hasn't had that blonde for quite some time. Also, people have been asking her about kids and wanting kids for years now. I don't see what that has to do with anything.

    I do need those tights in my life tho! :yes:

  • chicanigga not Black or AA

    bey carry her sexy very well, I aint mad at'cha sista. work it.. :yes:

  • Hershey

    :coffee:

  • buddapecan

    Sooooo confused :blink:

  • Brick City Born

    Baby whale? :rofl:

  • cheeks8683

    Now Sandy every pregnant woman is different. Her cheeks look chubby! My friend gained absolutely no weight except in her stomach when she was pregnant, it looks like she stuck a basketball under her blouse but it was real.....But, I do agree she needs to have a seat for real. I'm tired of her.

  • iheart405

    Loves how Sandra posted this under "this is news?" It's only news because you are making it DAILY news for your readers :coffee:

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    Sandra calling this girl a baby whale but deleted my comment about Tiny yesterday and I didnt even call her a name :rolleyes:

  • iheart405

    ChocD what you said bout tiny :popcorn:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Naija can a sista get some a sip a dat :coffee: tho? :yawn: 3 hours of sleep is killin me right abt now!

    Mamaaaa! :hug:

    that cover pic above has her lookin a bit lil kimmish :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

  • Brick City Born

    If we ever see the kid Sandra will have a million posts about that child's features. I believe Beyonce is pregnant but i'm still amazed at how she can walk in heels her whole term. Bad Bish status!!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE

    Look like she leaving one of her "Burlesque" shows huh? Wait, is that a hotel?

    I heard she was messing with some dude play for the Giants too. Surprised you ain't post nothing on that.
    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Choc Asked why Tiny didnt dress up in the troll post... :rofl:

    Sandra is the biggest hypocrite. Ever.

  • bnatural

    :smack:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @CD :gossip: whatchu say bew?

    iheart :waves: FeFe :hug: Hershey :yes: <---bruhman head nod

  • NaijaGal

    @FAYLA :hug: feel free to have some of this :coffee: with crown royal black boo

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Cheeks
    But, I do agree she needs to have a seat for real. I’m tired of her.

    ******************

    Hey pretty girl. Are you suggesting she shouldn't go shopping like every other person in the world? What else is she doing that requires her to _/

  • Hershey

    My cheeks are chubby and I ain't pregnant :confused: fat azz cheeks don't mean chit, as much Popeye's as this heffa wolfs down she should have a fatter face, stomach and azz :yawn: this bush ain't pregnant I don't care how many pictures she takes and how full her face looks, my face been on swollen since the 25th of November and won't slim down until the middle of next month... Guess I'm pregnant with a turkey, ham and soon some black eyed peas :hurl:

  • http://www.zphib1920.org/ Adair

    She looks cute. That's a nice bag!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :wtf: :rofl:

  • iheart405

    Hey Fayla :hugs:

    :cosign: @OTB :rollseyes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Choc Asked why Tiny didnt dress up in the troll post…

    Sandra is the biggest hypocrite. Ever.

    ________________
    :dead:

    :waves: heyyyy bew! i was :rofl: readin last night folx was :shocked: at the lil tea that was spilt

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @Fayla

    @CD

    She did just like REMOVE it from the comments... :rofl: no sign of it EVER being there!

  • Mamacita

    @Faylaaaaaaaaaaa :yahoo: Giiiiiiiiiiiirl, that whip is the bomb . com!!!!!!!! I need to buy a case of it :lol:

    ---------

    I really don't get the whole "she needs to sit down" thing. She's doing normal sh*t that everyday people do. Going out to eat, getting her nails done, getting her hair done, having business meetings, etc. She can't help it that cameras follow her every move. If you're tired of seeing her then take that up with the blogger stalking her lol

  • jazi65

    The surrogate is ready to pop so Bey show up at the Oscars with her baby in tow..I wonder if they'll have matching lacefronts :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    That magazine cover doesnt look like Beyonce... good morning folks.

  • prynsexxx

    This post is all over the place and I'm so confused. Seriously, if she told the world she was pregnant, do you think she would actually shoot a cover w/o the bump. You do know this could have been taken way back when. You know like how they tape shows in advance? :smack: Cut it out Sandy, and lay off the nog.

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    @Iheart and Fay #20 :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    good morning :coffee: <<< water

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: @Hershey

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @HERSHEY
    "My cheeks are chubby and I ain’t pregnant fat azz cheeks don’t mean chit, as much Popeye’s as this heffa wolfs down she should have a fatter face, stomach and azz this bush ain’t pregnant I don’t care how many pictures she takes and how full her face looks, my face been on swollen since the 25th of November and won’t slim down until the middle of next month… Guess I’m pregnant with a turkey, ham and soon some black eyed peas "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Is that you in your gravie?
    :coffee:

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=afkvivpqjiw&sne=em Boogie!

    ...I didnt think that was her yesterday anyway...ol girl looked like a light skinned Mo'Nique in '06 :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    Fayla says:

    i was readin last night folx was at the lil tea that was spilt
    _____________________________________

    What tea? I'm too lazy to go look.

    :coffee: <-------- pour some in please

    #messy

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :rofl: @Mama! guhl not the case! :lol: lemme know when u need that case tho :coffee:

    Nikke :yahoo: what's hannin?

    Pryn & OHoney :waves:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Fay, I aint studying them. Like really. They blew my mind with that. I aint fonting to none of them no mo. Hmph. :lol:

  • free

    lmao at her legs being fatter in the skinny mag photo than they are now.... can any of the stans tell me when she is due? NOBODY seems to know.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Fayla

    You talkin' 'bout that tea about OTB loving the ladies???

    That's old news to me, from reading her comments I've picked that up for MONTHS now... :shrugs: #nobiggie

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    @Boogie

    Nah yesterday Sandra probably had on a disguise and was able to snap a pic of Beyonce with her camera phone but on this pic Julius wasnt playing that chit he kept Sandy Mae at arms length :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    That magazine cover doesnt look like Beyonce

    :hi: Nikke! Agreed, but you know what those are the only types she put in her CD too (which is where this is from)...real "edge" I guess.

    Jones has a "recycled" cover.

  • bnatural

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @HERSHEY
    “My cheeks are chubby and I ain’t pregnant fat azz cheeks don’t mean chit, as much Popeye’s as this heffa wolfs down she should have a fatter face, stomach and azz this bush ain’t pregnant I don’t care how many pictures she takes and how full her face looks, my face been on swollen since the 25th of November and won’t slim down until the middle of next month… Guess I’m pregnant with a turkey, ham and soon some black eyed peas ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Is that you in your gravie?
    :coffee:

    -------------------------------

    :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: @Pryn guhhlll :gossip: some folx aint know OTB dabbled in the puddin. they must not be loyal readers n chit :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    And this is why I love Sandra Rose :yes: Finish her :karate: :ha: Beyonce

  • OutsidetheBox

    I think thats atrocious how we can come in here and say an infant would be in a lacefront but if we go in on gravis we get banned bout talking bout each other. :hahaha: :rolleyes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    FeFe says:

    @Fayla

    You talkin’ ’bout that tea about OTB loving the ladies???

    That’s old news to me, from reading her comments I’ve picked that up for MONTHS now… #nobiggie
    _____________
    OK! pls see comment #48 u can tell who loyal readers round here n chit :grill:

  • cheeks8683

    @Cheeks
    But, I do agree she needs to have a seat for real. I’m tired of her.

    ******************

    Hey pretty girl. Are you suggesting she shouldn’t go shopping like every other person in the world? What else is she doing that requires her to
    ______________________________________________

    Aw thanks...Shopping is fine...All these interviews, the unvailing of her baby bump at the MTV awards, I dunno, I appreciate when celebs keep private matters private. We would have eventually found out she was pregnant anyway she didn't have to make a whole publicity stunt of it though. jmo, seems a bit much :shrug:

  • BigCityGirl

    Good Morning Folks..

    AND no comment...#sigh

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    WHy people still talking about Popeyes....

    That was so 2001 when she was a teenager. Move on people....move on

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "You talkin’ ’bout that tea about OTB loving the ladies???

    That’s old news to me, from reading her comments I’ve picked that up for MONTHS now… #nobiggie"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    **sits Indian style**
    Please elaborate on this. How did it come up? What details were given?
    :popcorn:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Boogie

    Nah yesterday Sandra probably had on a disguise and was able to snap a pic of Beyonce with her camera phone but on this pic Julius wasnt playing that chit he kept Sandy Mae at arms length
    _____________
    :rofl: @disguise

    wtf is my TaBew?? :crying:

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=afkvivpqjiw&sne=em Boogie!

    @CD

    ...yeah...okay :rolleyes: :lol:

  • Hershey

    @ Man, nah not me :coffee:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    cheeks8683 says:

    @Cheeks
    But, I do agree she needs to have a seat for real. I’m tired of her.

    ******************

    Hey pretty girl. Are you suggesting she shouldn’t go shopping like every other person in the world? What else is she doing that requires her to
    ______________________________________________

    Aw thanks…Shopping is fine…All these interviews, the unvailing of her baby bump at the MTV awards, I dunno, I appreciate when celebs keep private matters private. We would have eventually found out she was pregnant anyway she didn’t have to make a whole publicity stunt of it though. jmo, seems a bit much

    *************************************

    We end up finding out because of the relentless pursuit of the media into their private matters. She just beat them at thier own game...She took control

  • free

    and if she really is wearing a "rubber" to protect the baby, shouldn't the rubber plus her pregnant belly make her HUGE by now, even if she isn't due this month? she looked this size when the rubber first folded in australia.

    maybe this photo of her was ALSO taken months ago like everything else seems to be?

  • OutsidetheBox

    WHy people still talking about Popeyes….

    :hahaha: At LEAST move on to Roof Crisp! :insidejoke: #hadtobeinthethread

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    *flicks @Man like he's a gnat on my shirt*

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Outdabizbox...

    You crack me up lol

  • Hershey

    OTB, Beyaki always talking about Popeye's

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hahaha: At LEAST move on to Roof Crisp! :insidejoke: #hadtobeinthethread
    ______________

    I thought about this chit in the shower this morning and BUST out laughing! My husband was like "what's so dang funny?" ...I had to tell him b/c that's one of his fav restaurants...the actual RUTH'S CHRIS! :rofl:

  • vero

    Oh boy :rofl:

    I'll be back later though :waves: & :hug: feel free to take as many as you want !

  • cheeks8683

    When Bey did that interview and it appeared that her bump, protetic, filler, whatever the hail it was collapsed she got alot of backlash about her possibly faking the pregnacy. She had to expect her life to be put under a microscrope when she let everyone know she was pregnant, I just thought it was kinda tacky how she did it...I dunno, just seemed so "extra" to me. And I do agree she had to have had an "enhancer" on when she first revealed the bump. I just want to believe that she isn't THAT crazy ti fake a pragnacy :pray:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Cheeks what up baby how you been

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    cheeks8683 says:

    @Cheeks
    But, I do agree she needs to have a seat for real. I’m tired of her.

    ******************

    Hey pretty girl. Are you suggesting she shouldn’t go shopping like every other person in the world? What else is she doing that requires her to
    ______________________________________________

    Aw thanks…Shopping is fine…All these interviews, the unvailing of her baby bump at the MTV awards, I dunno, I appreciate when celebs keep private matters private. We would have eventually found out she was pregnant anyway she didn’t have to make a whole publicity stunt of it though. jmo, seems a bit much

    *************************************

    Therapist says:
    We end up finding out because of the relentless pursuit of the media into their private matters. She just beat them at thier own game…She took control
    *******************
    ^^^^^^
    Thank you, what the fukk is she doing besides living her damn life. I have three children and please believe I was not sitting at home with a damn hot water bottle waiting for the mista and baby to arrive. :rolleyes: This is 2011, women wear heels while pregnant, get their hair and nails done, travel, take care of home and work. Why is people acting like she is performing in the damn Ringling Brothers traveling circus.

  • OutsidetheBox

    No, actually she isnt @Hershey. :lol:

    But like everything "Beyonce" it got bigger and bigger. She spoke on Popeye's once, folks asked her about it a couple of times, now its taken on a life of its on.

    Everytime I see Bey out that bish eating watercress and lettuce sammiches. :rolleyes: People even "snitch" on what she is ordering.

    If you watched anything beyonce, which we know you didnt cause "Youre not a fan" , you would hear her talk incessantly about not loosing herself. IMO not loosing herself is not blowing up like a wet sponge.

    But yeah, I :heart: Popeyes too so what do I know. LOL

  • Mannie

    therapist1911 says:

    Ummm u do know this photo (magazine cover) was shot back in early May I believe.

    So ummm she talked about her parents and how she taken eveery…….nevermind

    Hey morning everybody

    ___________________________________

    Right this is actually from the album cover shoot she did for "4"...Ugh im just gonna lurk today...SR might :ban: me for talking reckless...

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALISE THAT IT IS POINTLESS TRYING TO TELL OTHERS HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES :shrugs:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    I thought about this chit in the shower this morning and BUST out laughing! My husband was like “what’s so dang funny?” …I had to tell him b/c that’s one of his fav restaurants…the actual RUTH’S CHRIS!
    ______________
    guhl TY!!! i have never heard of this establishment, so i couldnt get the joke :(
    now at least it makes sense :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    Who aint know OTB had heauxs? Uhm, duhhhh!

    @FayFay (Tatted's BayBay) I want some of that stuff you make please.

  • SAUCEY82

    GOOD MORNING :waves:

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    thought about this chit in the shower this morning and BUST out laughing! My husband was like “what’s so dang funny?” …I had to tell him b/c that’s one of his fav restaurants…the actual RUTH’S CHRIS!
    ______________
    Fay says:
    guhl TY!!! i have never heard of this establishment, so i couldnt get the joke
    now at least it makes sense
    **************************
    Thanks I didnt want to say anything yesterday and seem like a sped. I didnt get that chit either and errbody was :rofl: and I was sitting here like :rolleyes: and :yawn:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I stand by my estimate that Beyonce will deliver in late Dec or early Jan.

    I believe she was at least 4mths at the VMAs.

    At the roseland show she kept grabbing her damn tummy like new moms. :rolleyes:

    Old vets dont be with that chit. We just immediately take to our beds and get waitied on hand and foot.

    This bish will learn. :yes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Man, this song by Elle Varner "I only wanna give it to you" is my new #1 fave song right now :yes:

    :whistle:

    i only wanna give it to U! & i want u more than a new pair of shoes

    #bomb

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hi: @Saucey.

    I got you this time. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Fayla

    Y'all don't have Ruth's Chris Steak Houses where you live? Their food is the BOMB.COM! Their steaks literally will MELT in your mouth...they've got some delicious lobster tails too...but you gotta save up to go there, you will EASILY drop about $200 on just a date for two!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PSP
    "Who aint know OTB had heauxs? Uhm, duhhhh!"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I didn't know this. Please inform me with the details.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :kiss: @SAUCEY

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    :hi: Saucey

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    I didnt know yall mfcka's was in this post :coffee:

  • iheart405

    Hey Saucey :hi:

    I didnt know what the hail roof crisp was either,lol

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    I do love bn Tatted's real bay-bay :lol:
    Nikke guhl click my name, it will take u to the website to order :yes:

    Saucey :waves:

  • SAUCEY82

    @OTB
    Yes you did...lol :hug:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN

    **places mistletoe over each tit**
    :kiss: <left tit
    :kiss: <right tit

    Good mornin and chit.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    :hunching: :biggrin:

    :rolleyes: at Fay since she left me out the loop

  • Hershey

    OTB, I'm a fan, don't get it :twisted: just not a fan of a liar. Never will be. I've heard her speak about Popeye's more than once. Ive watched a lot of Bey and I was at the Wynn concert in Vegas, own her movies, several ringtones, a few pairs of her shoes, even the daggum doll, she lost me when the belly stopped, dropped and rolled. Maybe I'll Stan for her after she gets her baby delivered to her, who knows. But I'm a fan

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hunching:

    I don't even get a "thank you" or nothing huh? :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    @OTB- Yep! While us vets are excited about being pregnant, we are just trying to get to the due date, we know not everything will harm the baby. As long as we not falling or getting punched in the stomach we not grabbing it every five minutes.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @FayFay (Tatted's Bay Bay) Im an idiot but don't tell, I clicked and ordered right after I posted that... Dont go all BestBuy and send me a email three weeks from now telling me you aint got none.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    *ignores that low life niccah up there*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hunching:

    Ok, I typed that too fast... you likey?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    :hunching: :bowdown:

  • SAUCEY82

    @FEFE, CHOCO, IHEART, FAYLA

    NO KISSES TODAY, I HAVE NO VOICE DONT WANT TO GET YOU SICK.. BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE :hug:

  • Bigbadwolf

    Good morning :waves:

    I knew that wasn't her yesterday. They really do resemble each other, but I'll believe it, when she has her birth on TLC on Labor and Delivery :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @Fe, hail NAW that's prolly 2 fancy for round these here small town parts :(

    Luscious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    *blushes*

  • iheart405

    Brown :boobs:

  • SAUCEY82

    @LUS

    :hug:

    I know I saw my Honey, where are you???? I need to give you a BIG :hug:

  • Hershey

    Fayla, I want a sample how can I get one?

  • lovezoe

    :offtopic: Mickie D's has done it again. Playing Craig Mack beat while WE eat Big Mac's. Is that what they think we do when eating food. Singing, rapping, and listening to rap?

  • OutsidetheBox

    I want some of that stuff you make please.

    Yesssss. :yes:

    *smells hair*

    I wore my hair out today and if one more yt touch my puff then rub their fingers on the sly.... :lol: Lawd yt folks is a mess.

  • iheart405

    I want a sample to Fayla :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Anyone who just wants to "sample" Fayla's product needs to just quit bullshyttin' and order a full case...the chit is the TRUTH!

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    @Iheart

    Is that Keyshia Dior?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    :offtopic:
    So I'm up in Walmart at 3am cuz I couldnt sleep and end up in line behind what appears to be 2 meth addicts with damn near 40 items! Now I'm pissed because there's only 1 line and I have 6 items and apparently these mfckas didnt get the protocol memo about if you're in line and the person behing you has 8 or fewer items and you have 30 or more you let the person with the least amount go ahead of you! So I had to wait while these sumbishes bought 100.00 worth of sweets! Who does that shyt!

  • Hershey

    @ LoveZoe, that commercial had me googling Craig Mac, where he at?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    :offtopic: I flucks with KidFury but this Timaya on YouTube is not what it do....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    lovezoe says:

    :offtopic: Mickie D’s has done it again. Playing Craig Mack beat while WE eat Big Mac’s. Is that what they think we do when eating food. Singing, rapping, and listening to rap?
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    :hahaha: this just made me think about that joke Chris Rock did about the 'hood malls only having tennis shoe stores and condoms...like all we doing is runnin' and fckin'! :rofl:

  • iheart405

    @ChocD, why yes it is :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @OTB You still natural?

  • cheeks8683

    Cheeks what up baby how you been

    ________________________________________________________

    Im good Alboy, how have u been doing?

  • Hershey

    Twitty two meth addicts does that chit! Glad they didn't snatch yo fine azz

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @FayFay (Tatted’s Bay Bay) Im an idiot but don’t tell, I clicked and ordered right after I posted that… Dont go all BestBuy and send me a email three weeks from now telling me you aint got none.
    ____________
    :rofl: nawl guhl, I'll mail it tomorrow THANK YOU LOVE :love: yall just dont know! :kiss:

    Luscious! i aint leave u outta nuffin, whatchu tambout woman? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @FeFe I loves Chris Rock... and I aint seen this but I bet it was funny!
    ________________
    this just made me think about that joke Chris Rock did about the ‘hood malls only having tennis shoe stores and condoms…like all we doing is runnin’ and fckin’!

  • SuthernBelle4

    I should have known everyone was in the post, howdy :waves:
    Auntie you know I lubs you but Bey is with child. This is the old Bey that I loved so much, the one who had a box of Popeyes or two- Bey is on swole, but she looks cute!

  • cheeks8683

    Mickie D’s has done it again. Playing Craig Mack beat while WE eat Big Mac’s. Is that what they think we do when eating food. Singing, rapping, and listening to rap?
    ______________

    this just made me think about that joke Chris Rock did about the ‘hood malls only having tennis shoe stores and condoms…like all we doing is runnin’ and fckin’!
    ______________________________________________________________

    Have yall seen the purple and orange cartoon on youtube titled "McDonald's Biiiiiiish" friggin hilarious!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Nikke

    He did that joke in one of his movies, I think it was 'Down to Earth'...I was :dead: at that chit!

  • SuthernBelle4

    To all my natural girls would you recommend a steamer? The water is terrible where I live, but I don't want to spend all my money on a steamer and it not work.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    HERSHEY
    I was so damn pissed!
    I was already pissed cuz I couldn't sleep but I didnt get some stuff I needed to finish fixin up my place. I have never seen so much chocolate in my life! I'm a chocolate fiend and my stomach started hurtin from seein all that damn chocolate.
    S/N I did bring some chocolate wine in a sippy cup today

  • cheeks8683

    So I’m up in Walmart at 3am cuz I couldnt sleep and end up in line behind what appears to be 2 meth addicts with damn near 40 items! Now I’m pissed because there’s only 1 line and I have 6 items and apparently these mfckas didnt get the protocol memo about if you’re in line and the person behing you has 8 or fewer items and you have 30 or more you let the person with the least amount go ahead of you! So I had to wait while these sumbishes bought 100.00 worth of sweets! Who does that shyt!
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Brown they are prolly kin to that meth addict that thought it was cool to make some IN THE STORE....Why do people continue to make us oklahomans look a dang fool!

    :offtopic: does anyone watch the web series the misadventures of an akward black girl?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    Fay I'm talkin bout what errbody else talkin bout!
    Dont think Htown aint told me what you sent her for her babies!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    The web is going wild bout these recent Photos :rofl: :peace:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @Cheeks.. Misadventures? What's that about?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Suthern! :waves: i have a huetifl steamer & i loves it :yes:

    FeFe :love: i lubs u woman! yes i DO!

    OTB u betta tell them pank toes to back the fugg UP! if they want they hair smellin good they gone hafta order like errybody else :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    Cheeks I've heard about it but havne't seen it

  • Hershey

    Brown, give me your hand baby, we're going on a little trip, I've made reservations already so they're expecting us...fuggin lush put that datum cup down! This is you >--- :coffee: except it's chocolate wine in that there cup :drunk: :wino: <--- not emoticons, tags :hahaha:

  • iheart405

    @Cheeks, :stop: They was making a meth lab IN the store :huh: This is why folks still think all okies are hillbillies and chit :rollseyes:

  • SAUCEY82

    @LUS
    It could of been worse.. They could of had all those items and then didnt have enough money to pay.. You know how that go start puttin one item back at a time...lol

  • Cinderella

    The obsession/stalking continues... :coffee:

    Sidenote: Looking at some of the gravi pics, some of y'all have no business talking about other people's looks. Celebrities or fellow bloggers.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3bQrYBIp_0 LaTechGrad02

    I watch it cheeks. I'm waiting on episode 12.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: @Luscious!! but ju never said anything, didnt know u were interested. ion try to force nuffin on nobody :no:

  • cheeks8683

    @Nikkie...Just random ish that everyone can relate to....

    Walking down a hallway at work and running into the same people all day and trying to decide if you are gonna keep saying hi to them or avoid eye contact....

    Having to stand alone at a party and trying to look entertained....

    The white boss at work that keeps on asking about your hair...

    The coworker that nobody knows which nationality they are so thay get away with saying racist jokes...

    Going on a date with someone outside your race...

    People who think they can join a soroity stroll and they are not part of the organization...

    The show is great...the list goes on and on :)

  • OutsidetheBox

    Somebody please pay that chile some attn. :rolleyes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I dont use a steamer. :no:

    I think I'll get one 1 day...but I use bags and an hour for now. :yes: @Suthern :hi:

  • cheeks8683

    @ LAtech

    tell me why episode 11 had me :rofl: when she tried to freestyle game to ol' dude! And the Christmas party lol. So who do u think J should choose? White J or the co-worker?

  • Brick City Born

    Oh SNAP :kona:

  • Hershey

    :wtf: I'm not trying to e-bang so I'm going to keep my :lipssealed:

    Fayla can I get a sample, before I order? I wanna smell Gud too

  • hotmess

    yea tell me Why is her NOSE not getting any bigger with her preg...... A-Sandy maybe right

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @Cheeks.. Youtube?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Some stuff is just better left ignored...

  • chicanigga not Black or AA

    morning lovely ladies :waves: yall know who you are :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3bQrYBIp_0 LaTechGrad02

    I wanted her to choose Fred but white J really seems to like her so I'm torn. I kept going back to the freestyle. I had tears in my eyes.

  • SuthernBelle4

    @OTB hey Ms. Lady, thanks for the info, lol. @Ms. Fay that's the one I was thinking of buying did you buy the facial attachment too, how often do you use it?

  • Smonae80

    Werk it Bey
    She looks soo puurty preggars
    Hello Sr & my fellow Bey fans :waves:

  • SuthernBelle4

    wait, yall watch Awkward Black Girl too? I :heart: Issae Rae- "good friends are like nice white dreads, they are hard to come by!" :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Can we get a new post?

  • Hershey

    Rule number 1 of anger management class, when someone says some dumb chit immediately pack your bags and go to your happy place leaving all ignance and it's creator by their damn ignant self :yawn:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    :hunching: email

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    HERSHEY
    would you like to come to my happy place????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Man

    There is one...

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    hotmess says:

    yea tell me Why is her NOSE not getting any bigger with her preg…… A-Sandy maybe right
    __________________

    Thanks hun. :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @Hershey @iheart click my name & u can order a sample. I'm having a sample giveaway soon too :yes: for 3 of SR's loyal readers :bow:
    after the 1st of the year ;)

  • OutsidetheBox

    Sandra you're the one who said Bey had her nose enhanced. :coffee:

    Plastic moves now? :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    would you like to come to my happy place?

    :rofl: Lawd Brown. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    hotmess says:

    yea tell me Why is her NOSE not getting any bigger with her preg…… A-Sandy maybe right
    __________________

    Thanks hun.
    ______________________________________________
    Its surgically enhanced (maybe multiple times) how would it? #noshade just asking

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    Everday somebody on here trying to be more famous than Ray J :rolleyes:

  • missmiami

    This chick need to sit down, but her feet up and eat some pickles and ice cream. It's obvious she isn't preggers. She just making her rounds for photo opportunities. SN: Am I the only one that thinks she and Jay will have Brooklyn Carter covered up with masks, veils, etc like M.J. did Paris and Blanket? LMAO, cuz she thinks she really is that important

  • cheeks8683

    @ Nikke- yep its on youtube

    @Suthern- love the show, its about time they actually have a real one like it on tv but knowing how it is, it would most likely get cancelled

    @latech- I'm torn also. I like them both but white j seems more entertaining fred seems like he could become boring after a while, have you seen the panel interview? They posted it online yesterday I believe. I can't stand nina's trife arse! The actress that plays her says she gets hated on in real life lol

  • NaijaGal

    CHEEKS :hug: Awkward Black Girl rocks...I love that show :love: I think she should be with White J cause I think the black dude is part of the "broke wrist brigade"

  • Hershey

    Brown, he'll yes I want cum in your happy place, I mean come to, clears throat, nervously looks around :ashamed:

  • The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

    HEEEEEEEY ALL MY NIGGA BISH'S! :hug:

    *I guess a hug didn't soften that blow - I still not bring myself to use the word*

    HEEEEEY ALL MY SR FAMILY :hug:
    I just got to see some of the posts. You guys are cracking me up! Nikke, I see you with Fay Fay (Tatted Real bay bay)! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    :cuss: SANDRA WHY DO I MYSTERIOUSLY KEEP GETTIN LOGGED OUT!

    OTB
    you know I'm a humanitarian

  • Hershey

    @ CD tryna be more famous than Ray J :rofl: but they should relize they're a non mutha fuggin factor

  • OutsidetheBox

    :lol: She got a paragraph outta yo ass. :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :offtopic: I think something wrong with the blog @Sandra.

    me too @Brown. Page disappearing, logged out, etc.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hug: #niggabishesrock

  • The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

    :dead: @ Brown's email! :rofl:

  • SuthernBelle4

    @Cheeks for some reason I don't want her to be with White J the way he did her when he saw his ex-girlfriend I was done. I don't know how I feel, but @Naija why you think he apart of the broken wrist brigade :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hug: #niggabishesrock
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :hahaha: IKR! :hug: - now you doing today??? I saw your lil "disclaimer" yesterday! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :offtopic: I think something wrong with the blog @Sandra.

    me too @Brown. Page disappearing, logged out, etc.

    __________

    I've honestly been having this problem for like a week now...I thought it was my connection at work...

  • iheart405

    :offtopic:
    What’s going down in ATL for new years?? Hubby and I are going there to party and would like to know of some hot spots to hit up other than the Velvet room

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Tatt did you not know that either..? :lol: I was shocked.

    And im good! Its friday, friday, friday <---Rebecaa Black voice! for me!

  • The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

    @ OTB - NOPE Can't say that I knew that, but it's nice to know! :wink:
    I saw the categories you place the women in and I died...but secretly wondered my category (DON'T ANSWER THAT) :lol:

    AND I HATE THAT DAYUM SONG! :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Suthern i don't use it as often as i used to when i 1st got it. i used to use it erry week, now maybe once a month. my hair is just so much more healthy than when i got it a year ago. yes i did get the attachment. & i use it as well. BUT i will say OTB's method of "bagging" is the best thing u can do outside of a steamer :yes:

    I'm feel the need to give NOW. Hershey & iheart email me @liondashs06 @ :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS

    Opens wide um I mean opens arms wide to welcome Hershey to my Happy Place

  • Hershey

    Ok, I'm out of the loop Tatted, OTB and Brown, gonna skip my ass back to the Otha post cause I'm in the dark and ain't nobody tryna turn the lights on for me :crying:

  • Hershey

    Fayla @ gmail hotmail yahoo what's the rest bew?

  • Hershey

    Fayla @ gmail hotmail yahoo what's the rest bew?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Noooooo :hahaha: @Tatt those are not the categories! I was being facetious babes. :lol: ctfu. Chit was funny tho.

    Girl me too. Po tink tink Rebecca!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whattttt @Hersh? :lol:

    *flips the light switch* #helpful

    Now what you need?

  • The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

    @ OTB - Oooooh - :dead: :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Hershey! :lol: it's liondashs06@yahoo.com

    TABEW!!!!!! :love: :kiss: sup u sessy bish? had me all worried n chit!

  • Hershey

    OTB I want in on the emailing and chit my vote counts too damnit! Obama said so! Now let me rock the vote

  • cheeks8683

    CHEEKS Awkward Black Girl rocks…I love that show I think she should be with White J cause I think the black dude is part of the “broke wrist brigade”

    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: I thought that tooo!!!! Smiles entirely tooo much!

    @Cheeks for some reason I don’t want her to be with White J the way he did her when he saw his ex-girlfriend I was done.
    __________________________________________________________________

    Girl, I forgot about that, you're right! He was so out of order for that chit!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Good Morning Everyone! :hug:

    *mean mugs Fayla for not returning my email*

    What is the steamer used for?

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    Goodmorning Dimpz :waves:

  • NaijaGal

    MzDimp :hug:

  • Hershey

    Mean mugs Fayla for not giving me the rest of her email address :mad:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hi: Kita.

    Steamers: bonnet dryers that produce moist heat instead of dry heat. Warm wet air lifts the hair’s cuticle layers to help conditioners absorb faster than they would by themselves.

  • iheart405

    @Hershey any time you see :yahoo: that mea ns its @Yahoo . com

  • iheart405

    Hey Dimpz :hi:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I had onna those back in the day.

  • jealousCNenvy

    I need for Sandra to get over the fact that Bey didnt want her. Calling someone's soon to be born baby a whale is childish.
    Get over it hunny.

  • SuthernBelle4

    thanks @Ms. Fay, that's why I love the SandraRose fam, ya'll be looking out!

  • OutsidetheBox

    You know some of these naturals be maniacs. Talking about dry heat damages more etc. Girl i just do what works for me.

    I hate sitting under dryers...takes me back to the days of fingerwaves and chit. *shudders*

    I usually sleep in it or wear it covered for an hr. :yawn:

  • Hershey

    Thank iheart and thank you Fayla

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3bQrYBIp_0 LaTechGrad02

    @Cheeks, I'm going to watch the panel interview right now. Thanks for the heads up!!

  • heavenslie

    Looks like she's been injecting her lips. Please don't tell me your lips get fatter when you're pregnant.

    P.S. On the topic of Bey Bey's nose... has anyone notice how scarily thin the bridge of her nose is in the "Shocker MTV throws fade at Beyonce photo to the right in the menu of links? If that's not nose job proof I don't know what is.

    Expose the fraud!

  • 100% usa made!

    These Bey posts give great commentary. Imma hate to see them end when Bey has her baby and hides it like Nick and Mariah for months and months or makes it wear a mask like MJ used to do his kids.

  • 100% usa made!

    I really want to thank Bey's baby bump for making Platinum Status of Classic SR Posts.

  • 121ways

    ONLY THING THAT WORRIES ME IS THAT SHE WEAR THEM HEELS... MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO LAY OFF THE HIGH JOINTS.. BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT BALANCED... THAT IS ALL... IDC IF BEY ASS IS PREGNANT OR NOT.. I AM NOT GETTING NON OF HER DOLLARS... AFTERNOON.

  • Danielle

    #TeamBey #ThatsAll

  • Aekelani

    :-(