Beyonce Fake Baby Bump Watch 2011
Beer hall singer Beyonce, 30, was spotted shopping with her mother, Tina Knowles, at the Agent Provocateur store in West Hollywood yesterday. Beyonce is on the west coast with her husband Jay Z who is currently performing with Kanye West on the Watch The Throne tour. This means that Bey, who is due to deliver something this month, is still flying on planes in her third trimester.
Any real mother knows that flying at high altitudes in her 3rd trimester puts the fetus at risk, not to mention it can be life threatening for mother and baby.
Gawker.com ran a Blind Item today about a surrogate mother who is living with her toddler in a Lower West Side apartment in Manhattan. The woman is reportedly 8 months pregnant, and looks bigger than Beyonce, who is supposed to be 9 months pregnant. Her rent is being paid for by an unidentified couple. The woman is described as “in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin.” And there is reportedly a “a full-time staff person and there is always a doctor or nurse on call.”
Photos: X17online.com
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I knew it was coming…
AWWW CHIT… on this note
The Beyonce post has arrived!!
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*Takes several seats in the VIP area.*
Beer Hall singer…CTFU
dayum Sandra!
Whoooa she’s huge
Told’jall!
“Beer hall singer Beyonce, 30″
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Beer hall singer Beyonce
Bey, who is due to deliver something this month
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(sits back and waits)
And here we go……
Oh one more and I’m done
“Bey, who is due to deliver something this month”
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Is a beer hall singer lower than a burlesque singer
Bring on the Stans
Bring on the Stans
Bring on the Stans
Sandra you are beginning to scare me. Please stop the obsession. Only time will tell if you accusations are real.
Here it is….i knew it was coming.
A real mother……how does someone who is not a mother, knows what a real mother would do? She has money, its her baby and her husband doesnt have a prob with it, why would you? Thats their business. My opeion….whats up folks?
HERSHEY.. I HATE YOUR PULSE BOUT THAT GRAVI
Bey Bey is about to pop… awwwww
I watched my Roseland DVD like a bazillion times cus thats what stans do (delusional ones) and I cant wait till she has this beautiful creation!. I 
the CARTERS
HEY OTBIZZZZZZZZZZLE
Is that Tina in the black and blue stripes? Didn’t she get her whole body stapled?
Brang ‘em out Brang ‘em
It’s hard to yell w/the bedrail in yo mouf
*biggie’s version*
Is it just me or is the Beyonce’ posts getting boring because people are not battling over STANNING OR UN-STANNING for her? It’s all calm and peaceful…..
*not a trouble maker…just missing the entertainment*
Actually Sandra they have a custom van that she is traveling around in to get to her husband’s concerts. But I guess slipping that part in would stray away from the bashing of the post. My bad.
You dont get it do you Sandra first you talked about Micheal daughter and now lil Jayone momma you gone get yoself in a real pickle talm bout kids folks.
Bootleg ass pics. I cant eben see the bish. Ugh.
What’s next? Hooch Hall Harlot Beyonce Knowles?
Cha Cha – The most beautiful-est woman I e-know
@Sandrarose…..
I can always count on your humor to make me smile everyday!!!
Naija I believe so, just last night I was in a beer hall belting out Anita Baker’s Sweet Love, not the same appreciation from a Burlesque audience but I sang my lil heart out
Yall know ain’t nothing gonna happen in these posts anymore. Its not the same if I can’t go back and forth with Chi calling her
psycho,looney,delusional, a fan**SITS IN ONE OF OTB VIP SEATS***
LETS EAT SOME :poopcorn:
awesome u can answer my querstion in this post then
Beyonces in the white shirt
Mane this chit cray
Oh Sandra 
Shait just got Real (no Mike Lowry)
Roseland DVD like a bazillion times cus thats what stans do
My boys said, yall act like thats MikeJack.
While they was over there doing the single ladies dance… 
@OTB
I’ll take two seats please one for me and one for my feet, I’m tired as hell
OMG ITS THAT SESY BISH CHACHIZZLE!!
WHERE U BEEN? U NO FB NO MORE?
Opinion
@ Sam…..Or the Creole Coochie popper as one poster lovingly called her.
Awww her fat face looks cute
#thatalligot
Whatchall wanna talk about? *kicks feet up*
Did Sandra really say Beer hall singer…lmaoooooooo. I guess that’s a downgrade from Karaoke singer/Burlesque dancer then…lol
The site Destiny’s rehab and Sandra are neck in neck with these Beyonce post. They even photo shopped a pic of Bey with the fake bump attached to her.
Eb is trying to get them shut down in her true Beyhive queen fashion.
Real stan chit…im a little mad that I donated this black and blue striped maxi…not cause I liked it, cause it look like what Bey is wearing now. FML.
#stan
Yall still crazy says:
Honey
SYITBP
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Candi!!!!!
What question?
@JMO
Exactly. The only one bringing the crazy lately is most definitely NOT a fan/stan of Beyonce Knowles-Carter-Christ.
Ya’ll!!
*hopscotch time* 
*Ms. Tina after surgery face*
TIA.
Beer hall singer Beyonce, 30
AND
Any real mother knows
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who titties them is?
JMO says:
Yall know ain’t nothing gonna happen in these posts anymore. Its not the same if I can’t go back and forth with Chi calling her psycho, looney, delusional, a fan
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Nah, the peoples champ. Get it right
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*spraypaints CHA CHA all over this blog* 
OTB
That lil momma pic is wrong in so many ways…
The Makeup Maven says:
Cha Cha – The most beautiful-est woman I e-know
humps your cheeks
You always make me smile like so 
OTB girl tell me about it… I was sitting there counting the number of time she grabbed her belly… poor child was all out of breathe and shyt I wanted to hand her a bottled water and a take 5 a few times… I was nervous like calm down, grasping for her in case she stumbled
Is it just me or is the Beyonce’ posts getting boring because people are not battling over STANNING OR UN-STANNING for her?
I thought it was cause yall came to the light..
YSoSerious says:
@JMO
Exactly. The only one bringing the crazy lately is most definitely NOT a fan/stan of Beyonce Knowles-Carter-Christ.
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<—-Wonders when OTB quit XMas cause she accepted the gift I sent her yesterday.
Maybe i'm the reason.
I disagree sandra and I anit no STAN but a mother of 3! Although it can be perfectly safe to fly during much of your third trimester (up to 36 weeks), be sure to discuss your trip plans with your healthcare provider before you book your flight. In CERTAIN high-risk cases, your healthcare provider may advise you to stay close to home throughout your pregnancy. If you’re carrying twins or multiples, have diabetes or high blood pressure, have placental abnormalities or vaginal bleeding, are under observation for preterm labor, or have a history of forming blood clots (including prior to pregnancy), the smart choice may be to postpone your travels.(But since you don’t believe she is pregnant this wouldn’t apply, right?)
Even if you’re enjoying an uncomplicated pregnancy, it’s best to avoid flying during your final month, when you’re more likely to go into labor. Many airlines, in fact, won’t let women on board who are due to deliver within seven or sometimes 30 days of the flight (they don’t want you to deliver while in the air!). Be sure to carry a note from your healthcare provider stating your expected due date to avoid disputes at the boarding gate. However, each airline has different rules about when and whether it will allow you to fly. And don’t forget to take into account how far along you’ll be on the return flight.
If you’re healthy and have no obstetric problems, you and your baby should have no trouble in the pressurized cabin of a commercial airliner. The best thing to do is to make yourself as comfortable as you can during the flight. Request a seat in the middle of the plane over the wing for the smoothest ride, or a bulkhead seat for more legroom.
Have to agree these Bey post are pretty redundant
See you in the Beyonce post @Yall
CHACHELLA!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Is it just me or is the Beyonce’ posts getting boring because people are not battling over STANNING OR UN-STANNING for her?
I thought it was cause yall came to the light..
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Mines if I catch her walking alone.
Eazy Does It says:
Whoooa she’s huge
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Compare that with her size 2 weeks ago when she was interviewed by Katie Couric.
*sets up nude hopscotch*
Cfree
Fandice, Fandice, Fandice
Honey, I toldja I’d see you here
SYITBP 
*SWOONS & FAINTS* at the mere thought of getting my face humped by Cha Cha!
SamYell JacksEm says:
Mines if I catch her walking alone.
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The test results are in..Beyonce!!! you are not that baby’s Mother!!!
IGo your ass just went…
*smooths dress back down* It is K. MICHELLE.
<——Beyonce Stan, who want it?
*bans those who write too damn much*
DID CHACHICHI IGNORE ME
WELL I BE DAM!!! **SCRATCHES OFF THE CHACHA N LAKES BCFE **BEST CHICAS FOR EVER** TATT ON MY LEFT 
ALA TINY*** 
<<broken!!!
@BETTY BOOP DONT U LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!
tellem says:
The test results are in..Beyonce!!! you are not that baby’s Mother!!!
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
OMG ITS THAT SESY BISH CHACHIZZLE!! WHERE U BEEN? U NO FB NO MORE?
Girl NO FLUCK facebook… until I feel like logging in again
People are stupid and I get tired deleting them all the time.
HAMBURGUESA NUMERO UNO …….. I just wanna love you with all my heart
CANDY CANE LANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *does the snake in red and white baby oil for you
Sandra Rose says:
Compare that with her size 2 weeks ago when she was interviewed by Katie Couric.
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I was thinking that. I know you tend to gain a lot of weight within the last month the dam!
Lawd…why did I get involved in this secret Santa Shait.
OTB, I thought your gravi was Lil Mama
I swear I never saw that generic gravi before. WTF.
Beyonce brang out the shapes in all us. 
@OTB … as a stan, do you also wear House of Dereon clothes??
Those clothes are a chitty mess and I never see Beyonce wearing them, just like I never saw a girl Nelly dates wear Apple Bottoms but they put their names on that mess and people go buy it
@WIFIE HEY MAMI HOW U DOING TODAY?
hONEY!
Why come you mad Bew? 
Yall still crazy says:
#getchoazz
*bans those who write too damn much*
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I was waiting on the cliff notes
For real tho…her face looks pregnant…
bans those who write too damn much
Well bish you slipping on Redeemed and a coupla otha mofos
OutsidetheBox says:
IGo your ass just went…
*smooths dress back down* It is K. MICHELLE
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Oh Okay… cause damn
Lakes!
They sell Dereon @ Walgreens!
Fayla says:
<——-This
Auntie u outta control..wth u gone do when the baby gets here?
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OHoney says:
Dimpz!!!
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#datmuvafukcathere
Hello tatted
SamYell stalking them tiddays
CERTAIN GRAVIS THAT NEED TO BE
CD, KYCAKES, IHEART 
THEM CHITS IS KILLIN ME
CHA CHILLA HEY MA!
cha cha *hands u some handmade earrings i made from mistletoe*
MZ DIZZNIMPLES ….GIRL you sexay and you know it !!!
YSOLITA…. we good cus the last time you told me to kiss your azz… you be on that bullshyt!
A pound a week is to be expected in the last month.
But they do not recommend it for the mom.
Just the baby.
And she wasnt small. She had on a blazer and leggings. These are horizontal stripes.
Put some horizontal stripes cross ya big ass then get back to me.
@ Lakes – You’re all i’m looking @!
@Yall……What I dew to YEW?!
Hello BBW *fugg it…rubs my hands in the dreads I dream about*
Yall still crazy says:
*bans those who write too damn much*
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The Makeup Maven says:
SamYell JacksEm says:
Mines if I catch her walking alone.
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:gasp: I meant that she would probably me be more receptive to my conversation if there weren”t
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2X!
Where you been lady?
Yall still crazy says:
*bans those who write too damn much*
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PAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAA
Igo, what did you get, a paper clip?
*hands Hoburger No. 5 my whole
* #handlewithcare
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OutsidetheBox says:
bans those who write too damn much
Well bish you slipping on Redeemed and a coupla otha mofos
@Yall she know what she did
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Lakes – You’re all i’m looking @!
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:wails:
@ Samyell – I know cot dayum well what’chu meant!
OutsidetheBox says:
Is it just me or is the Beyonce’ posts getting boring because people are not battling over STANNING OR UN-STANNING for her?
you being funny Tisch?
I thought it was cause yall came to the light..
^^^^^^^^^^
Nope, not at all. The posts on Beyonce’ used to ON and POPPING….entertainment-wise.
I don’t stan or not stan for Beyonce. I love good music. PERIOD
weren’t friends to interfere…… yeah.
just wonderin who them lopsided titties belonged to
**SWOONS SO HARD SPINS AND LANDS FACE FIRST IN UR
** WELL I FELLS AS SSHHPECIAL 
UR LADY IS A LUCKY ONE!! U ARE A GAWWWWGEOUS BABBAY GAWWWWWWGEOUS AND THAT BUTT IS A MAAAWWWWNSTER….RAAAAWWWR!!
Bigbadwolf says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Lakes – You’re all i’m looking @!
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:wails:
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I’m looking @ Lakes, but I’m dreamin’ bout’chu!
I JUST came in HERE to SAY
to MY Bey-BABIES @OTB and HOTT Cha Cha !!!
OKEY BYE
Dimpz, *stuttering* you, you, you did that last night yo, then somebody replied
to errbody, then (all dramatic-like) that’s all 
JMO says:
@OTB … as a stan, do you also wear House of Dereon clothes??
Those clothes are a chitty mess and I never see Beyonce wearing them, just like I never saw a girl Nelly dates wear Apple Bottoms but they put their names on that mess and people go buy it
UMMMMM WRONNNNNNNNNNNG Beyonce has worn Dereon…you dont eem know! Yeah one stan can answer for another
HEY FAYLA QUEEN
<–Dereon scarf, glove and hat set and nobody made me buy it… I willingly handed my money over to the cashier
*rocks back and forth… I feel a
coming on!
So Ummmmmm who do I need to contact? I just ate a Hershey’s Kiss with almonds and that thang didn’t have a trace of almond in it
so is this gon be the last post of the day?
i’m out b
As a unit we must come together and email our Sandra when Beyonce has her baby because chit gone be rough around these parts for our beloved auntie. Sandra you are an adult and you have to remember that Jayonce will be first in her parents eyes. Whenever you need a laugh, shoulder to cry on or just to vent I am here for you.
Wow…I don’t want to challenge whether this girl is pregnant or not…but SandraRose def made a good point…Beyonce is popping up in a lot of places for her to be in the final trimester of her pregnancy.
Im not saying that SHE is not pregnant…im just saying most PREGNANT women don’t tend to travel in their final months
@ Honey, Yall and OTB…I was not raised to be stingy and there was definitely enough to go around so, I decided to share with my E-Loves!
*Ungrateful heffas Choco would’ve loved it*
JMO, I’m a clothes HORSE and yes I do own HOD and Dereon as well. I own just 1 thing from Dereon, and I own at least 5 dresses by HOD.
Dereon is teeny bopper clothes. I’m a grown ass woman.
My hood dress from Dereon…very recognizable. It’s the one she wore, the one that’s like a camo hoody dress hybrid.
And I do hope yall understand that even tho I love Beyonce, her chit still stink like mine. I am a fan indeed but I get the sense that folks really don’t quite get that… IJS. Yall be scaring me and chit.
I do like me some beyonce but I can’t wait until I see less of her!!
@ Tatted *sniffles aww okay.
Cliff note unless your carring a baby and actually had a converstation with a Dr. Nonone can tell you what is or isn’t safe regarding your pregnancy. They can tell u but don’t make it right! #I’MDONE#
Oh Sandra…
I watched my Beyonce DVD for the 246879645132th time last night.
I have adhd I dont time reading a damn 18 page letter about a bunch of nothing.. geez! just get straight to the point.com
@ YallC….What did this reply to all say?
@ELOVE WELL HELLO TO U TOO…
<—- COULD BE SUCH AN E-WHORE IF ALLOWED!
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, what did you get, a paper clip
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shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
just wonderin who them lopsided titties belonged to
So glad His aint her when yall ask open ended questions like that
@CHA
I DID NOT tell you to kiss my ass. I would never say such a terrible thing to you, my love.
I said I already had some mistletoe tatted right above my ass so your mistletoe loc style wasn’t necessary. Now, if you want to give me a nice Christmas star or maybe a few candy canes then we are in bidness.
@ BBW – Don’tchu EVER thank I’onthank about’chu!
OutsidetheBox says:
JMO, I’m a clothes HORSE and yes I do own HOD and Dereon as well. I own just 1 thing from Dereon, and I own at least 5 dresses by HOD.
Dereon is teeny bopper clothes. I’m a grown ass woman.
My hood dress from Dereon…very recognizable. It’s the one she wore, the one that’s like a camo hoody dress hybrid.
And I do hope yall understand that even tho I love Beyonce, her chit still stink like mine. I am a fan indeed but I get the sense that folks really don’t quite get that… IJS. Yall be scaring me and chit.
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There are 2 different lines?? I never knew that…
I GOT HER ATTENTION
SO DREAM ON PLAYA!! 
ELove says:
I JUST came in HERE to SAY to MY Bey-BABIES @OTB and HOTT Cha Cha !!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWW FINALLY YOU PUT OUR LOVE ON TOP
<-with tongue
LAKERLOSITA…BISH did you see my reply
Hey all
Sandy just admit u love Bey its ok, u are not alone.
Hello All from The Borough of Churches!
Ms. Rose. I have not commented on this site for a While but I had to this time.
I don’t know if you are accurate about the whole Beyonce pregnancy thing but I can Definitely S-A-Y that YOU are OFF the CHARTS!
You may NOT be a Journalist in the professional sense BUT YOU are certainly Hilarious in most of your comments especially when you introduce Beyonce in your opening statements about her!
First you called her a BURLESQUE singer; then a VAUDEVILLE singer and now this . . . a BEER HALL singer!!! I have never heard of this one before . . . I was Laughing SO hard in my one-room studio that I almost FELL Off my Chair!!!
(I can’t wait until you come out with something else to describe this World-Famous Celebrity!)
Ms. Rose . . . You constantly make my day and when I get my own Talk Show I want You to be my First guest . . . Straight UP!
Agape,
GBO
Yall still crazy says:
to errbody, then (all dramatic-like) that’s all
then somebody replied
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Can you imagine all the “who is this” responses I got
@BETTY BOOP THAT PHAEDRA BISH FUKD ME UP WEN SHE SAID IT
LIKE “DAM LET ME GET A TASTE OF THEM BUUUUNS BAAAYBAYY” THAT THANG IS A “MAAAWWWWNSTER”
just get straight to the point.com
i flucking hate yall
And I do hope yall understand that even tho I love Beyonce, her chit still stink like mine. I am a fan indeed but I get the sense that folks really don’t quite get that… IJS. Yall be scaring me and chit
There are 2 different lines?? I never knew that…
Nobody does. They just follow the leader. See SR.com for more info.
@Dimpz Does it make me a bad person if I rummage through my gal’s shyt looking for my gift? *don’t answer that, I already did, found it too*
@BETTYBOOP
COULD be, you say?
shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
That’s why we put down 5 things on our list. I put all chit I know is high and I wouldn’t buy for myself they got to pick one of em.
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I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, what did you get, a paper clip
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shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
cheap perfurm is my pet peeve I tried telling my bff stop putting on that damn avon perfume that ish is strong and the smell lingers on seem like forever . that irks me to no end!
@CHICHI
AND I NEED SOME MORE FAKE LESB LUV FROM U 
U BEEN GONE TOOOO LOONG NOW ITS TIME TO BRAAANG IT BAAACK 
Honey, write a letter because I am! Imma act like it was me that missed out on MY almonds.
They gonna send me a coupon or something, watch
#whatstheserialnumberonthepackageyo
Nyedai says:
Cliff note unless your carring a baby and actually had a converstation with a Dr. Nonone can tell you what is or isn’t safe regarding your pregnancy. They can tell u but don’t make it right! #I’MDONE#
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What!!!
what are you saying? I’m confused
Agape
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@ YSO –
– Oh, so imma E-TRAMP?!?! 
@ MzD
some people write a blog as a comment…I scrolls riat past it!
Tatted, if I knew who to tell I’d tell on you so fast!
:snitch: :tattle:
I saw I was sowry yall! I mean ALL yall, not just the poster. I didn’t think my phone was gonna do that. Next time I will individually wrap yall gifts.
Bigbadwolf says:
shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
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That’s why we put down 5 things on our list. I put all chit I know is high and I wouldn’t buy for myself they got to pick one of em.
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I wish I would have done that… now I got this BULL
guess ill throw it out on the way home.
I said, not I saw.
@OTB
WHERE IS THE BISH THAT WAS GOING TO BAN THE LOOOONG FUKN POSTERS?? 
Mamacita says:
I watched my Beyonce DVD for the 246879645132th time last night.
I bet each time you saw something new
BISH IS AMAZING…. I like when she did Countdown and that shyt was going in slow motion… Or was that Run The World Girls …. I dont know but she has learned alot playing with those cameras….. Am the only one that watches the extras and shyt …. 
Bigbadwolf says:
shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
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That’s why we put down 5 things on our list. I put all chit I know is high and I wouldn’t buy for myself they got to pick one of em.
@bigbadwolf your the reason why I dont particapate in secret santa, there are so many wanna be top model bishes where I work, I be damn if I get them a hermes bag or gucci bag no ma’m!!
Who still thinks she is really preggers I think she will have a real baby to care for but I MEAN ShE AINT GOT ONE IN HER BELLY! #AUSTINPOWERS
I GOT HER ATTENTION SO DREAM ON PLAYA!!
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Is that a challenge
@BETTYBOOP
Of course not. Just a free e-spirit.
mizzdallas says:
I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, what did you get, a paper clip
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shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
cheap perfurm is my pet peeve I tried telling my bff stop putting on that damn avon perfume that ish is strong and the smell lingers on seem like forever . that irks me to no end
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This shait right here smells like a sack full of assholes.
@ Hershey – You would ratt a bish out??? No e-loyalty whatsoever??
DAAAAAAAAYUM!
@ YSO –
I Go There says:
Dimpz
Ewww, or something like that! 
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Yall still crazy says:
Igo, what did you get, a paper clip
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shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
^^^TRUNK air freshener!
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stamp* #isaidgetchoazz 
*pulls out Auntie’s
@ Sam…What’d you get?
I knew those Dereons had two lines.
<—— I'M MAKEEUP MAVEN
*whispers – I think BBW & Lakes 'boutta scrap over Tatted*
Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh
I read long comments sometimes. It depends on the comment/commenter.
I Go There says:
smells like a sack full of assholes.
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my boo uses that phrase, I’ve never heard anyone else say it
I must say you all are making my day go bye fast, laughter is good for the soul!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@CHICHI AND I NEED SOME MORE FAKE LESB LUV FROM U U BEEN GONE TOOOO LOONG NOW ITS TIME TO BRAAANG IT BAAACK
does my CIARA butt naked crawl across the floor with all my clothes on
Ya’ll aint talkin much today about Beyonce…. where that cray bish MrsMommy at wheres Jazi65
*howls
CFREE says:
SamYell stalking them tiddays
CERTAIN GRAVIS THAT NEED TO BE
CD, KYCAKES, IHEART 
THEM CHITS IS KILLIN ME
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What? ION do nuthin….
Hey I can always put back up my SEAL gravi…….
Can you imagine all the “who is this” responses I got
You know I almost sent that. But I was looking at 2am so I thought, no, that could be another Honey.
If you have drank the BEY Aint PREGGERS Kool-Aid that Sandra has made (I sipped it)…than you probally are watching each sighting of Beyonce looking for that moment to say YES she is or NO she isn’t… Mine came during her interview on 20/20 ….when she said “I can’t wait to hold THAT baby” ……. I had a pause moment and then I went ahead threw the rest of the kool-aid down the sink.
I Go There says:
mizzdallas says:
I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, what did you get, a paper clip
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shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
cheap perfurm is my pet peeve I tried telling my bff stop putting on that damn avon perfume that ish is strong and the smell lingers on seem like forever . that irks me to no end
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This shait right here smells like a sack full of assholes.
This shait right here smells like a sack full of assholes.
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GHETTO Celebrity Lines
Dereon
Fetish
Baby Phat
Juicy Couture
Fubu
G-UNIT
Im certain there are more
….when she said “I can’t wait to hold THAT baby” ……. I had a pause moment and then I went ahead threw the rest of the kool-aid down the sink.
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Tis the season of giving…my office received a card and a large candy cane filled with M&M’s. My boss wasn’t here, so I sort of ate hers, am I wrong? A bish is sweating bullets worried that someone may ask if she enjoyed her candy… #istolehercandy&imNOTshame
@ Igo naw u save that chit for next year male or female give it to em
@ Mizzdallas I was putting simple cheap chit on the list, and people was putting good chit, I ain’t no fool. Yall won’t get me like that again.
@chacha
nobody gives a puck about beyonce except sandra!
@BBW OH OH IT IS….
BRAAANG IT ON FFFFLUFFFY!!! 
Well um…I heard that some creamy chic already done stamped this tatted maven person’s ass so y’all finna fight over another chicks property.
Gone head anyway though.
@Dimpz She got me Armani Code Sport (I have the original already and you can barely tell the difference) and Burberry light blue. I also found the receipt to an iphone that had better be mines. I should probably clean up the mess I made too.
OutsidetheBox says:
There are 2 different lines?? I never knew that…
Nobody does. They just follow the leader. See SR.com for more info.
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mizzdallas says:
hey cha cha!!!
HEY BOO
YSOLITAPIZZAPITA …. Okay! I misinterpreted things…. *Your locs are drying from red and green dye i strategically placed on them to make a christmas wreath
Do yall know how much time, work and effort I put into that gift?
I tried to find something 
that was big enough for everybody and THIS is the thanks I get! 
<—-tantrum
Hershey says:
Tis the season of giving…my office received a card and a large candy cane filled with M&M’s. My boss wasn’t here, so I sort of ate hers, am I wrong? A bish is sweating bullets worried that someone may ask if she enjoyed her candy… #istolehercandy&imNOTshame
Dont be scared if your boss asked you jusy say yeah, and look her right dead in her eyes, like bish I did it and now what??
Bigbadwolf says:
@ Igo naw u save that chit for next year male or female give it to em
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Hell naw… Im gonna throw this shait out the window on the way home.
Hopefully the smell wont cause a fking 10 car pile up… cause… Damn.
I read em too @YSo.
I need the ammunition for later.
Folks get to typing a lot and real e-feelings spill forth.
Hey @Dimp bew how are yo this day
@Choc. So what? Sucka.
You can only wear that chit when we are going back to Marshalls to buy you some more new Dereon 
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*lights the bat signal for them crazy gravis*
@ YSO – You heard that?? Who might that be?? I want in on the gossip??
@ChaCha girl I watch every single option on that menu screen!
All the vids, the behind the scenes, all of it! I be mad when I finish watching all of them because I want more! 
I’m like damn you just gon give us 30 min behind the scenes? For real Bey????
Hell naw… Im gonna throw this shait out the window on the way home.
Hopefully the smell wont cause a fking 10 car pile up… cause… Damn.
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Maybe someone pee’d in it
Hershey says:
Tis the season of giving…my office received a card and a large candy cane filled with M&M’s. My boss wasn’t here, so I sort of ate hers, am I wrong? A bish is sweating bullets worried that someone may ask if she enjoyed her candy… #istolehercandy&imNOTshame
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Deny Deny Deny
Choco aka Hippie says:
This shait right here smells like a sack full of assholes.
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GHETTO Celebrity Lines
Dereon
Fetish
Baby Phat
Juicy Couture
Fubu
G-UNIT
Apple Bottoms
Coogi
Rocawear
Im certain there are more
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I see it waaay too often
Sandra Rose, how u doing sugah?
*looks @ Sam’s XMas present list and wonders if her girlfriend needs a girlfriend*
Hershey says:
Tis the season of giving…my office received a card and a large candy cane filled with M&M’s. My boss wasn’t here, so I sort of ate hers, am I wrong? A bish is sweating bullets worried that someone may ask if she enjoyed her candy… #istolehercandy&imNOTshame
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Oooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu in trouble (lil kid voice)
nobody gives a puck about beyonce except sandra!
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@I GO… what type of cologne do you wear??
mizzdallas says:
Hershey says:
Tis the season of giving…my office received a card and a large candy cane filled with M&M’s. My boss wasn’t here, so I sort of ate hers, am I wrong? A bish is sweating bullets worried that someone may ask if she enjoyed her candy… #istolehercandy&imNOTshame
Dont be scared if your boss asked you jusy say yeah, and look her right dead in her eyes, like bish I did it and now what??
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Hell naw… Im gonna throw this shait out the window on the way home.
Hopefully the smell wont cause a fking 10 car pile up… cause… Damn.
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Maybe someone pee’d in it
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Well then thats a whole other conversation…
@OTB
Yes ma’am. My mental note taking is epic, donchakno.
#DontGiveEmAmmoThenDuckWhenTheBulletsBeginToFly
CREAMY!
<—Works out in Rocawear. Had some RocaWear straitjacket jeans that a girls booty looking RIGHT!
JudgeMeIfYouMust
@JMO
Yeah I did forget about those
OutsidetheBox says:
Can you imagine all the “who is this” responses I got
You know I almost sent that. But I was looking at 2am so I thought, no, that could be another Honey.
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I’m glad you decided against that 2am text!!
I thought you’d NEVER ask.
Coogi is not a celebrity line.
Coogi Authentic is the only one with some cred in fashion circles. And Juicy Couture.
Exactly why I dont fukk with CitiTrends.
So dont nobody rock dem Sweetface velour jogging suits by J Lo no more? Hmmph
**LOOKS AT HER MIDDLE FINGER AND REALIZES THAT IM A SISTER WIFE** @BBW MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT AFTER THE WIFIE **BLOWS BESOS AT DIMPZ** LEAVES ITS OOOOOWN LIKE DONKEY KONG AFTER THAT BIZZNATCH!!
DONT NO BODY TAKE BETTY BOOP FROM ME!!!
mizzdallas says:
@chacha
nobody gives a puck about beyonce except sandra!
Well DUHHH!
She’s provocative, she keeps the crowd going! 
MzDimplez1123 says:
CREAMY!
<—Works out in Rocawear. Had some RocaWear straitjacket jeans that a girls booty looking RIGHT!
JudgeMeIfYouMust
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JMO says:
@I GO… what type of cologne do you wear??
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Prada and La nuit Del’Homme from YSL
Well then thats a whole other conversation…
:whistles: Pee Pee – ohhhh P P you can always Pee Pee on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
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As long as you don’t mind
Yes, Honey, somebody was already side eyeing me. I didnt wanna get no body in trouble.
She’s provocative, she keeps the crowd going
Prada and La nuit Del’Homme from YSL
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You mean jslkjfosiu #Fraggle Rock
@ Lakes
It’s about to go down 
Soooooooooooo I googled Sandra Rose and scrolled down a tad bit and saw the picture under Wiz Kalifa … #icant
@CD
JHo don’t even wear that sht no no, do she?
Sweetface velour jogging suits by J Lo no more
Got a fab trench and a shiny ass shirt. Real Jenny from the block type chit.
Ya’ll heffa’s tryna get me firttt from my gubament jawb before Chrismuh….I’m just going to have a blank dead expression on my face like Sheree’s son and say I ate them, you didn’t need them, say thank you :scared:
Sees YSO duckin’ my question!
“All my ladies get up I see you I do the same take you to another level NO PASSENGERS ON MY PLANE”.
For 2012 I want to see an interview with Bey and Jay. In the 10 years they have been together Never have I seen their chemistry outside of photos… And that WTT trailer when he shaded her for trying to look at the gift Kanye got him.
I Go There says:
JMO says:
@I GO… what type of cologne do you wear??
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Prada and La nuit Del’Homme from YSL
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Hmmm
… I will look into that
mizzdallas says:
Bigbadwolf says:
shait I wish…. Call me upity or whatever but dont get me some fking cologne from damn AVON… I DONT WEAR THAT SHAIT.
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That’s why we put down 5 things on our list. I put all chit I know is high and I wouldn’t buy for myself they got to pick one of em.
@bigbadwolf your the reason why I dont particapate in secret santa, there are so many wanna be top model bishes where I work, I be damn if I get them a hermes bag or gucci bag no ma’m!!
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Well then thats a whole other conversation…
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As long as you don’t mind :whistles: Pee Pee – ohhhh P P you can always Pee Pee on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It was a request… I was just helping out.
I LOOOVE THE SMELL OF CURVE SO FUK IT I LIKE THE CHEAP SHYT
I was tryna to explain sister wives to my kids last night…OWN was showing Lisa Ling’s special again.
It was rough. I miss the days when all we worried about was the birds and the bess. The fukk.
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine. High azz bullchit. I told my daughter the other day we are going to go the arts and crafts stores and you will make yo own Aeropostle chit. She actually started
I told her quit being a follower and be a trendsetter 
@ That chick I said I wasn’t talking to today…….I used to be a hue Jay stan, I got two authentic jackets for like $40.00, a jumpsuit on clearance for $20.00 and my sister bout me the jeans and a polo shirt for Xmas. Now I work out in the jackets and jumpsuit.
I got a pair of Apple Bottoms too. ION eben like them but, my guy like the way my ass looks in em.
For the record, I wear NONNA that shyt in public anymore.
JMO says:
Soooooooooooo I googled Sandra Rose and scrolled down a tad bit and saw the picture under Wiz Kalifa … #icant
asdklfkljkl;aadfjklawerklwerjklasdfjkladkladklakldjkladfjkladfkeiadfhfadjkldhkladh;akl;kghh;g;adfjjkdfakddjkdf <—– thats me hitting my head…………….. lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd take me away!
yep.. she’s ready to drop that load
sidenote: I carried small too 
@EGO
I have to give you alter EGO name on here cuz you be acting diff from EGO hmmmmm how about CookieMonster 
Bi-polar azz
OutsidetheBox says:
Coogi is not a celebrity line.
Coogi Authentic is the only one with some cred in fashion circles. And Juicy Couture.
Exactly why I dont fukk with CitiTrends.
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Yea you right
… I think I was just thinking about horrible, ghetto azz clothes I see … I noticed that I pass by a citiTrends going home and I’m going to stop in there today … I don’t know why though but I want to
*mails LAKES my Curve giftset that I’ve had for 2 years*
Thank Me Later
spmarc
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I LOOOVE THE SMELL OF CURVE SO FUK IT I LIKE THE CHEAP SHYT
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Curve for men isnt bad… I use to wear that.
In the 10 years they have been together Never have I seen their chemistry outside of photos
Wait what? So youre saying you DONT see love between them, correct? I dont follow.. but i can be a tad slow…
Hershey says:
Ya’ll heffa’s tryna get me firttt from my gubament jawb before Chrismuh….I’m just going to have a blank dead expression on my face like Sheree’s son and say I ate them, you didn’t need them, say thank you :scared:
mizzdallas says:
JMO says:
Soooooooooooo I googled Sandra Rose and scrolled down a tad bit and saw the picture under Wiz Kalifa … #icant
asdklfkljkl;aadfjklawerklwerjklasdfjkladkladklakldjkladfjkladfkeiadfhfadjkldhkladh;akl;kghh;g;adfjjkdfakddjkdf <—– thats me hitting my head…………….. lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd take me away!
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Lol..well guess I’m not a “real” mother seeing as I’m flying to Ohio for my baby shower in February.., ill be 32 weeks along and my Obstetrician isn’t a “real” doctor since she is going to approve travel long as there are no pregnancy complications.
Let me repeat to myself..I am a REAL mom…I is, I is, I is..I wishes to be…
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine.
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*raises hand* my 16 yr old grew out of Hollister, but I have a 14 yr old step daughter who is on the honor roll
I’ll be buying all the hoolister this year for her 
Well, my coworker, felt the need to share that her stomach is bubbling. She always says mess like that AND I see her feed daily. I won’t be touching SHAIT she brings to the potluck tomorrow. She looks like she eats outta her pots while cooking.
Mamacita says:
@ChaCha girl I watch every single option on that menu screen! All the vids, the behind the scenes, all of it! I be mad when I finish watching all of them because I want more! I’m like damn you just gon give us 30 min behind the scenes? For real Bey????
GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine
And whatTF wrong with her? I fukkin love the craft store.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine. High azz bullchit. I told my daughter the other day we are going to go the arts and crafts stores and you will make yo own Aeropostle chit. She actually started
I told her quit being a follower and be a trendsetter 
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My teenage cousins love those places!!
@BETTY BOOP
NEEEEEVER!! THATS MY BAYBAY HAVE U SEEN THAT APPLE SHAPE AZZ ON HER 
BISH IS BANGING AND SWEET IN THE FACE *WHISPERS** U TO MAMA U TOO!! …
@WIFIE IM JUST LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL SISTER WIFIE NUMBA 3 U KNOW TO LIGHTN OUR LOAD WIHT ACE **HE A MAAAWWWNSTER HANDLE TWO BAD BISHES**
Bey said “I can’t wait to hold THE baby” not that baby
@ ChocD
trendsetter, you’re going to ruin that baby’s teenage years! I remember when my mom wouldn’t buy me Keds, I had the plain white sneaks with no blue tag #stilltraumatized now I’m 
with and for that baby
She actually started I told her quit being a follower and be a trendsetter
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Encourage her cuz she could make ends setting trends amongst her friends #TRUE TALK
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
Bi-polar azz I have to give you alter EGO name on here cuz you be acting diff from EGO hmmmmm how about CookieMonster
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HEY HEY… just stick with EGO….
you over here telling off.
For the record, I wear NONNA that shyt in public anymore.
I rock my hood chit on wkds. Us never part. Camo and shiny are my favorite colors.
@CD … You always crack me up so I owe you a laugh… Read my comment #227
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine. High azz bullchit.
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My son had that chit on his list. He’s 14 and ain’t wore none of that chit. Along with some Snapbacks, an Ipad, some beats headphones, and a mini refridgerator. I must be getting old cause I’m like wtf is a snapback?
OutsidetheBox says:
I was tryna to explain sister wives to my kids last night…OWN was showing Lisa Ling’s special again.
It was rough. I miss the days when all we worried about was the birds and the bess. The fukk.
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right! no doubt!!!
who’s the hottie in your gravi??
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
So dont nobody rock dem Sweetface velour jogging suits by J Lo no more? Hmmph
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I’m so weak right now!!
Curve for men isnt bad… I use to wear that.
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Me too. The orange one.
@OHONEY I LIKE THE CURVE MAN ONLY NOT THE LADIES
IF THE BABE GOT IT ON I SMELL HIS NECK AND I BE ALL KINDS OF READY!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Coogi is not a celebrity line.
Coogi Authentic is the only one with some cred in fashion circles. And Juicy Couture.
Exactly why I dont fukk with CitiTrends.
It’s ok Wifie.
@ OTB…I wear it weekends, in the house, to do laundry, maybe at the grocer. I wouldn’t wear it to go hang out or nothing.
I noticed that I pass by a citiTrends going home and I’m going to stop in there today …
But why?
Just go to the hood… 
Dont buy nothing from Women’s okay? LOL
HEY HEY… just stick with EGO….
you over here telling off.
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Okay Okay
SamYell JacksEm says:
Curve for men isnt bad… I use to wear that.
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Me too. The orange one.
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Yep… and that BE Delicious from DKNY
“I can’t wait to hold THE baby”
Right.
IONO what SnapBack is either. My nassy ass had a dirty thought when I read that.
HOL UP HOL UP I saw Viv on the cover of this health mag and
something in her milk aint clean that face looks horrid someone tell her to stop 
her face
So I am having a hostile moment in my office….so last week…I was sneezing and coughing (I didn’t feel bad…yet) so I came to work anyway. Just thinking it’s an onset of a cold.
My coworker, who is an admitted germaphone, kept asking me if I was ok. I kept saying yes….because at that time…i didn’t feel ill.
The next day i cam to work…again…not feeling bad…but anticipating that I would def have to take a sick day soon. I brought in clorox wipes…hand sanitizer and my kleenex.
When I walked down the hall towards my office…I was blasted int he face with Lysol…it was soooooooooooooo strong it was over whelming…..i sort of just laughed and kept heading to my office….
I have to walk past this co-worker’s office when I come in…So as I am passing she starts standing up….I am saying good morning thinking she is coming out of her office.
As I am walking I am preparing to tell her that I am going to keep a low profile today and that I brought in all this stuff..and i am going on and on just blah blah blah blahing…
I turn around and she has her jacket covering her nose and mouth…and then she slams her office door.
I was like taken aback..because I am the nice one in the office. the one everyone loves!!! My boss sends me flowers just because…and when he was over seas during my birthday…I STILL GOT FLOWERS…I’m that girl.
So i composed my sensitive nature and rationalized…ok she’s a germaphone and her sister did just have babies less than a week ago…ok..I get it. I get it…
BUT then……
This chick, who is not my superior emails me and says: “Don’t you wanna go home…..
AGAIN.. i am like woah!!!!!! wait!!!!
So I kindly tell her
Let’s see what (my boss) thinks. I don’t feel ill…It’s just an onset of a cold…I apologize that it’s bothering you. I know you have to be cautious because of the babies. I have sanitizer, lysol sitting here as well. I am taking all precautions I can. But i am perfectly okay with you sitting with your door shut all day. Don’t you just wanna do that.
Needless to say…because I had the time on the books and my boss wasn’t there that day….I left and left her in the office by herself. I end up staying out for a week. And I did indeed end up feeling physically ill.
So when I return
When she passes me she has her body pressed up to the wall…and everytime I would sneeze…she would spray LYSOL!!!!!!!!
So my question: Am I just being an angry black woman becasue I am offended…. or should I be rational and have empathy for her germaphonic habbits?
OutsidetheBox says:
I noticed that I pass by a citiTrends going home and I’m going to stop in there today …
But why?
Just go to the hood… 
Dont buy nothing from Women’s okay? LOL
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@ chocolate divalicious- your gravi may give me nightmares
but someone told me that they sell Hollister at Ross #dress for less
I found some sweat shirts on line for 12 bucks each
*mad i dont get #227*
Is this images? Or web? Ion see no Wiz. Saw plenty Sandra.
MzDimplez1123 says:
IONO what SnapBack is either. My nassy ass had a dirty thought when I read that
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So what was the thought…
@JMO
I literally choked on my pop. You trying to kill me today aint ya
@OSTB
No, I’m saying I would like to see them interacting with each other in an interview type of setting. Pictures are snap shots. I wanna see if they finish each other sentences, if they stare at each other lovingly. Etc, etc
Sort’ve like how we saw Mimi and Nick on B. Walters.
CTFU @ JMO’s #227 OMDayum!!! my side is hurting so bad right now…please stop it!
MzDimplez1123 says:
Well, my coworker, felt the need to share that her stomach is bubbling. She always says mess like that AND I see her feed daily. I won’t be touching SHAIT she brings to the potluck tomorrow. She looks like she eats outta her pots while cooking.
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This chit made me
When I went to the nail shop and the chicks started asking ppl if they wanted their iBrowse done, I swear I thought of yall.
Bigbadwolf says:
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine. High azz bullchit.
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My son had that chit on his list. He’s 14 and ain’t wore none of that chit. Along with some Snapbacks, an Ipad, some beats headphones, and a mini refridgerator. I must be getting old cause I’m like wtf is a snapback?
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What’s a snapback?
Smonae80 says:
Bey said “I can’t wait to hold THE baby” not that baby
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The That Tomato Tomatoe ….. She didn’t say “MY”
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I told my daughter the other day we are going to go the arts and crafts stores and you will make yo own Aeropostle chit. She actually started I told her quit being a follower and be a trendsetter
BAD SANTA
You aint right!
Daisy by Marc Jacobs smells sooooo good!!!
Hershey says:
CTFU @ JMO’s #227 OMDayum!!! my side is hurting so bad right now…please stop it!
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Cracked a fuggin rib……
My daughter better be lucky Ion have no more pairs of my old school British Knights. She would be the envy of the school
@WCC its K. Michelle.
Bless you for not calling her Lil Mama.
I told that bish about blue hair and chit. What you gone do tho. 
She KIR.
MzTisch says:
Bigbadwolf says:
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine. High azz bullchit.
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My son had that chit on his list. He’s 14 and ain’t wore none of that chit. Along with some Snapbacks, an Ipad, some beats headphones, and a mini refridgerator. I must be getting old cause I’m like wtf is a snapback?
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What’s a snapback?
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Snapbacks are Baseball caps that have the plastic snaps on the back.
We use to wear them back in the day …. Starter hats.
Well they are back in style…
MzDimplez1123 says:
When I went to the nail shop and the chicks started asking ppl if they wanted their iBrowse done, I swear I thought of yall.
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@GENA NAWWW THAT BISH TRYING BE FUNNY!! WE HAVE A CO-WORKER WHO DOES THAT AND WHEN SHE DID IT TO ME IT LANDED ON THE FUN TIP OF MY TONGUE TASTING LYSOL ALL FUKN DAY!!
GUES WHO GOT LYSOL IN HER THROAK LAST WEEK??? 
When I walked down the hall towards my office…I was blasted int he face with Lysol…it was soooooooooooooo strong it was over whelming…..i sort of just laughed and kept heading to my office….
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Im a germaphobe so while I think they shouldn’t have sent the email I do spray lysol right in my area and in your face if you coming coughing and chit around me – I hate getting sick from other ppls germs :prays:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
I literally choked on my pop. You trying to kill me today aint ya
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This chick, who is not my superior emails me and says: “Don’t you wanna go home…..
Report her azz to HR #unlessyoulikeher
You feel offended, don’t you
You feel imtimidated, don’t you
Genia says:
So I am having a hostile moment in my office….so last week…I was sneezing and coughing (I didn’t feel bad…yet) so I came to work anyway. Just thinking it’s an onset of a cold.
My coworker, who is an admitted germaphone, kept asking me if I was ok. I kept saying yes….because at that time…i didn’t feel ill.
The next day i cam to work…again…not feeling bad…but anticipating that I would def have to take a sick day soon. I brought in clorox wipes…hand sanitizer and my kleenex.
When I walked down the hall towards my office…I was blasted int he face with Lysol…it was soooooooooooooo strong it was over whelming…..i sort of just laughed and kept heading to my office….
I have to walk past this co-worker’s office when I come in…So as I am passing she starts standing up….I am saying good morning thinking she is coming out of her office.
As I am walking I am preparing to tell her that I am going to keep a low profile today and that I brought in all this stuff..and i am going on and on just blah blah blah blahing…
I turn around and she has her jacket covering her nose and mouth…and then she slams her office door.
I was like taken aback..because I am the nice one in the office. the one everyone loves!!! My boss sends me flowers just because…and when he was over seas during my birthday…I STILL GOT FLOWERS…I’m that girl.
So i composed my sensitive nature and rationalized…ok she’s a germaphone and her sister did just have babies less than a week ago…ok..I get it. I get it…
BUT then……
This chick, who is not my superior emails me and says: “Don’t you wanna go home…..
AGAIN.. i am like woah!!!!!! wait!!!!
So I kindly tell her
Let’s see what (my boss) thinks. I don’t feel ill…It’s just an onset of a cold…I apologize that it’s bothering you. I know you have to be cautious because of the babies. I have sanitizer, lysol sitting here as well. I am taking all precautions I can. But i am perfectly okay with you sitting with your door shut all day. Don’t you just wanna do that.
Needless to say…because I had the time on the books and my boss wasn’t there that day….I left and left her in the office by herself. I end up staying out for a week. And I did indeed end up feeling physically ill.
So when I return
When she passes me she has her body pressed up to the wall…and everytime I would sneeze…she would spray LYSOL!!!!!!!!
So my question: Am I just being an angry black woman becasue I am offended…. or should I be rational and have empathy for her germaphonic habbits?
^^^^^
Nope, I would be offended too. She acting like you one of the zombies on 28 days later. If it’s like that she need to live in a bubble. Humans are walking germs……
No, I’m saying I would like to see them interacting with each other in an interview type of setting
Ohhh. *light bulb moment* I get it! Scream you need you some DVDs girl!
I wish I could part with my collection of all things Carter-Knowles-Christ…but its taken time to amass
Totally understand though. They dont do interviews…yet, but you can see live action of them at concerts, tennis matches, walking together on TMZ, etc.
@GENIA
I’d snatch that can of Lysol and shove it…Well. Let’s just say I’m glad I don’t work with her.
I said I wasn’t gone talk to her but, PLEASE keep it kewte JMO. I would like to have you around to talk to AFTER your vacation.
@ KY….Girllllllllllll, I swear I ain’t told you a word of a lie.
I Go There says:
MzTisch says:
Bigbadwolf says:
Is anybody else’s teenagers addicted to Aeropostle and Hollister like mine. High azz bullchit.
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My son had that chit on his list. He’s 14 and ain’t wore none of that chit. Along with some Snapbacks, an Ipad, some beats headphones, and a mini refridgerator. I must be getting old cause I’m like wtf is a snapback?
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What’s a snapback?
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Snapbacks are Baseball caps that have the plastic snaps on the back.
We use to wear them back in the day …. Starter hats.
Well they are back in style…
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Ohhhhhh! They back in style now? I remember you got talked about if you didn’t have a fitted cap from Lids.
@ GGouch….. ahhhhhh, thats a hard one….I had a coworker that came in with a cold and got me sick one time…I was STEAMING mad! some folks are just…like that.. look over her and kill her with kindness. I mean, you have to find a way to work together…unless you want me to come up there and “handle that situation” for ya
she can sleep with the fishes
Snapbacks are the cheap hats, that, had they not came back in style would still be the cheap hats. The only ones you could get away with when I was younger were 150′s. Back then it was fitted or nothing.
Yall still crazy says:
You feel offended, don’t you
Offended YES … Imtimidated uhmmmmmmmmmmm 
nooooooooooooo 
You feel imtimidated, don’t you
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You feel offended, don’t you
this one here SMH
You feel imtimidated, don’t you
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Just make them all sick and
then Say Merryyyy Christmas and give them all 
What’s a snapback?
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Genia says:
So my question: Am I just being an angry black woman becasue I am offended…. or should I be rational and have empathy for her germaphonic habbits?
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I would of felt offended she took things waaaaay over the top! I went through the same thing a couple of weeks ago when I was sick and just stayed home for a few days so I wouldn’t get anyone sick.
Well they are back in style…
I got me a snapback from MTTM when Rih wore one. Chit was shiny, gaudy and unnecessary. So my type.
I cant wait to wear my new sequin fanny pack I got..
<–not really. Blame Beyonce.
*from*
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
My daughter better be lucky Ion have no more pairs of my old school British Knights. She would be the envy of the school
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Remember LA Gear boots…I sweah-fo-gawd I loved them boots!
Ohhhhhh! They back in style now? I remember you got talked about if you didn’t have a fitted cap from Lids.
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Exactly… Everybody wanted a Fitted now these young fellas think they are doing some thing new. They’re the cheap hats but kids are paying 30 bucks for them.
#ShytStarter!
Those are some valid ass reasons though.
MzDimplez1123 says:
I said I wasn’t gone talk to her but, PLEASE keep it kewte JMO. I would like to have you around to talk to AFTER your vacation.
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@Genia, was she serious or just joking? Sometimes my co-workers and I play like that when one of us sneezes but those people at your job sound too dramatic
@GENIA
She didn’t say “our baby” either.
#BeingMessy
Humans are walking germs……
Maybe thats what the bish need. I swear when your chirren go to school and pick up the nasties, parents become immune to everything. Tell that bitch to go to the playground and stfu @GG.
WTH. I would be PEEVED!
West Coast Chick says:
What’s a snapback?
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*eagerly raises hand*
West Coast Chick says:
What’s a snapback?
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this must be a question for the lucky person with no teenagers in their home
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Nope, just a soon to be 5 year old.
THROAK
I remember I was pissed when my parents didn’t buy me Lugz in high school… Now that I think about it, I had a very strange style back then and fascination with Tommy Hilfiger
IM OUTIE SEE YALL SEEESSSYSS BISHES MANANA IF THEY GIVE ME A BREAK IN THE TOMATO FIELDS…
I Go There says:
Ohhhhhh! They back in style now? I remember you got talked about if you didn’t have a fitted cap from Lids.
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Exactly… Everybody wanted a Fitted now these young fellas think they are doing some thing new. They’re the cheap hats but kids are paying 30 bucks for them.
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WTF? Now that’s some bull…….
I remember those caps being like $5-$10 if that. The marketing they doing to our kids ain’t chit!
Yeah well I may be mean but I dont like germie folks around me they already know that here about me – Im spraying LYSOL and using hand sanitizer and looking at you crazy if you cough and then try to hand me a piece of paper
TOMATO FIELDS…
remember I was pissed when my parents didn’t buy me Lugz in high school… Now that I think about it, I had a very strange style back then and fascination with Tommy Hilfiger
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You wanna something stranger if a dude wore Lugz I would date him they had to be Timbalands OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Tommy Hilifiger
I remember when the Black lines started coming out and they spread rumors that Hilfiger was a racist so we wouldnt wear his clothes.
#BlackHistoryFacks
Fuk is wrong with wanna hear something strange and I wouldn’t date him if he wore Lugz
Ummm what i miss in this post? I been waiting all day for a Bey Baby Post….
Uggggh so who hating? Who confused? Who cousin is 7 months preg and is bigger than Bey? Who 5 months preg and don’t go shopping?
DAMMMMMMN my boss for requiring me to work?
ChaCHa, OTB….CHI did yall get your invite to the baby showeer and delievry at Madison Square Garden?
Choco aka Hippie says:
remember I was pissed when my parents didn’t buy me Lugz in high school… Now that I think about it, I had a very strange style back then and fascination with Tommy Hilfiger
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You wanna something stranger if a dude wore Lugz I would date him they had to be Timbalands OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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I used to want me a straight ruff-neck from New Yawk. Accent and all…calling me Ma n chit.
I wanted that man to be in timbs and a wife beater in the summer…..
ohhhhhh to be young again….
I was very tomboyish in school that whole TLC vibe, big pants, colorful shirts and of course my Jodeci boots with the rainbow trim at the bottom
(Dont hate ya gurl stayed ****ting on em) My friend actually use to walk around with a condom in her glasses knowing if her momma found out bytch would have been DOA. Now all these muthafuggas walking around like they in a jeggings and t-shirt cult. 
She was not joking at all. She is a true germaphobe. and I try to be empathic to it. She is the kind of germaphone that can’t drink out the same cup… So she goes through like a pack of disposible cups a day…She is that person that stands with her arms folded so that she doesn’t have to shake your hand. And you are always going to see at least threee bottles of hand sanitizer hangin around her desk or any work area that she is in. One time on this business trip…we were walking down the streets of NY…this homeless guy reached out and grabbed the edge of her shirt to get her attention and she dropped all her stuff and took off runing and screaming.
not funny…but funny.
As soon as I am in a better place about how I feel about it…I am going to take the advise of treating her with kindness. It is what it is.
Choco aka Hippie says:
remember I was pissed when my parents didn’t buy me Lugz in high school… Now that I think about it, I had a very strange style back then and fascination with Tommy Hilfiger
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You wanna something stranger if a dude wore Lugz I would date him they had to be Timbalands OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Should of known yall ass wasn’t on topic *sigh* #ShortBusRider
I used to want me a straight ruff-neck from New Yawk. Accent and all…calling me Ma n chit.
I wanted that man to be in timbs and a wife beater in the summer…..
ohhhhhh to be young again….
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Yes MC Lyte gotta get a rufff necccckkkkk
OutsidetheBox says:
Tommy Hilifiger
I remember when the Black lines started coming out and they spread rumors that Hilfiger was a racist so we wouldnt wear his clothes.
#BlackHistoryFacks
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Yep!! Thats when I stopped
therapist1911 says:
Should of known yall ass wasn’t on topic *sigh* #ShortBusRider
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her attention and she dropped all her stuff and took off runing and screaming. not funny…but funny.
But I mean Genia you know she actually has issues with it so dont take it personal take the bitter with the sweet easy come easy goooooo 
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Who remembers the OPP jackets?
Or the cartoon character clown coats? (or was that just a Chi-ton thing)
*feigns laughter* you betta be joshing. i know that bish aint have no shower without me!
delievry at Madison Square Garden?
*Bey face when she rubbed her belly at the VMAs*
Genia says:
She was not joking at all. She is a true germaphobe. and I try to be empathic to it. She is the kind of germaphone that can’t drink out the same cup… So she goes through like a pack of disposible cups a day…She is that person that stands with her arms folded so that she doesn’t have to shake your hand. And you are always going to see at least threee bottles of hand sanitizer hangin around her desk or any work area that she is in. One time on this business trip…we were walking down the streets of NY…this homeless guy reached out and grabbed the edge of her shirt to get her attention and she dropped all her stuff and took off runing and screaming.
not funny…but funny.
As soon as I am in a better place about how I feel about it…I am going to take the advise of treating her with kindness. It is what it is.
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Lemme find out you working with Monk
So no one saw Viv’s face okayyyyyyy she is starting to look like that crazy lady Jocelyn
MzTisch says:
Who remembers the OPP jackets?
Or the cartoon character clown coats? (or was that just a Chi-ton thing)
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I was PISSED I never got one of those cartoon towel coats
@Tizch
I remember the song OPP
JMO says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Tommy Hilifiger
I remember when the Black lines started coming out and they spread rumors that Hilfiger was a racist so we wouldnt wear his clothes.
#BlackHistoryFacks
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Yep!! Thats when I stopped
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Didn’t he say some chit like “He didn’t make his clothes for us” ?
@MZTISCH
I still see those.
I wanted that man to be in timbs and a wife beater in the summer…..
This slayed me..
the way you fonted “that man” WTF. 
MzTisch says:
Who remembers the OPP jackets?
Or the cartoon character clown coats? (or was that just a Chi-ton thing)********
I had one and it was black baby with WHO DOWN WITH OPP ON THE BACK. My momma even when and put my name on the front ova the pocket. Dont thank Momma knew what OPP meant being that I was in the 8th grade and chit
Lemme find out you working with Monk
@Choco
I bet u do
Nope @Tisch. That was the killer for us right.
But it was all bullchit. FUBU folks perhaps?
Genia, Just say what I said yo!
#itllbesmoothsailinghereonout
Dimpz, mofos think they can say and do what they wanna in corporate world, BUT THEY CAN’T. I’d make a mofo rethink their own thoughts!
#shootisitworthyourjob <–that's what she'd be thinking
I had one and it was black baby with WHO DOWN WITH OPP ON THE BACK. My momma even when and put my name on the front ova the pocket. Dont thank Momma knew what OPP meant being that I was in the 8th grade and chit
ahhhh the good ol days
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JMO says:
MzTisch says:
Who remembers the OPP jackets?
Or the cartoon character clown coats? (or was that just a Chi-ton thing)
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I was PISSED I never got one of those cartoon towel coats
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Don’t feel bad…me either! Weren’t they running like $100 bucks for that bull…..
My parents didn’t play into the fad thing and I’m grateful for that. We were kid-sharp. Dressing like it was picture day everyday on they arse!
JMO says:
That’s my chit still love watching those re runs
Lemme find out you working with Monk
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YSoSerious says:
@MZTISCH
I still see those.
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lies!! Where??
My momma even when and put my name on the front ova the pocket
ChocD where the fukk did you grow up?
i want you to stop reading from my herstory! 
I lubbed my mama FOREVER when she bought me some daisy dukes from the underground that had “Baby Got Back” spray painted on the BUTT in cotton candy pink and sparkles.
was she thinking.
Maybe thats why that bish wont surprised when I got knocked up. She set me up.
MzTish
Them accents will make me die yo!
Even though sometimes I don’t know what the hail is being said. I be like “say it again honey”
#thatthickaccent *shivers*
YSoSerious says:
@MZTISCH
I still see those
^^^^
Y must you lie to me?
Say it ain’t so Y-so…..
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
MzTisch says:
Who remembers the OPP jackets?
Or the cartoon character clown coats? (or was that just a Chi-ton thing)********
I had one and it was black baby with WHO DOWN WITH OPP ON THE BACK. My momma even when and put my name on the front ova the pocket. Dont thank Momma knew what OPP meant being that I was in the 8th grade and chit
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I had an eighth grade teacher names Miss Opp. She would get PIZZED when anyone associated her name with the song….Ol’ curmudgeonly yt lady that would threaten to suspend you if you even uttered the initials in her class…
MzTisch says:
JMO says:
MzTisch says:
Who remembers the OPP jackets?
Or the cartoon character clown coats? (or was that just a Chi-ton thing)
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I was PISSED I never got one of those cartoon towel coats
^^^^
Don’t feel bad…me either! Weren’t they running like $100 bucks for that bull…..
My parents didn’t play into the fad thing and I’m grateful for that. We were kid-sharp. Dressing like it was picture day everyday on they arse!
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I got one…who remembers DAMAGED?
Dressing like it was picture day everyday on they arse!
#thatthickaccent *shivers*
Just stating facts, anywho Bey is an excited expecting mom
Loved the 20/20 interview, just hate it was soo short
What is damaged???
<——————— Couldn't resist
curmudgeonly
Food for my soul.
Yall still crazy says:
MzTish
Them accents will make me die yo!
Even though sometimes I don’t know what the hail is being said. I be like “say it again honey”
#thatthickaccent *shivers
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So dayum sexy…….like, “Wassup ma?” “Where ya at, ma?” “I love ya, ma”.
Who remember rocking thang fingerwaves and french rolls. YEah buddy!!!
My hairdresser would hook my lil azz up with diamonds and lil charms and chit going down my french roll. Then switch up that chit and rock dem crimps on they azz my chit just was gorgeous yall know wet and wavy style.
My peoples is hood y’all.
OutsidetheBox says:
curmudgeonly
Food for my soul.
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@OTB – Like that one, huh?
OutsidetheBox says:
I wanted that man to be in timbs and a wife beater in the summer…..
This slayed me.. the way you fonted “that man” WTF.
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I’m just saying OTB….
Choco brought up Lugz and Timbz and it brought me back to the pre-requisites I had for a man when I was younger.
Bey is an excited expecting mom
Aint she though.
Ion even like pregnant Bey. I be glad when she drop that load and get “back.”
I aint like pregnant me either. So i can say that. Preggos no fun.
*Sits on one of Bobs crossed eyes and asks Yso what’s wrong honey*
I had fanga waves for 8th grade graduation (’93 or ’94 thereabouts).
Couldn’t nobody tell me SHT then. Back was draping and everythang. Now though…I hope that every one of those pictures is lost/burned never to surface again.
damaged is clothing.
Turr-ibly mad that I know that.
i dont think its spelled correctly tho..didnt they misspell on purpose? I never owned any. Should i feel deprived? 
underground that had “Baby Got Back” spray painted on the BUTT in cotton candy pink and sparkles. was she thinking.
Maybe thats why that bish wont surprised when I got knocked up. She set me up.
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All of this
JMO says:
What is damaged???
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Aw, damn. Am I showing my age?
Damaged was a clothing brand that was popular. They would have whole jean suits and there would be fake rips in the jeans and pockets. And that chit would be different colors. Like the jeans would be dyed red, black, yellow in different spots.
@OTB
So you around here dressing the lil ones like Vanessa Bryant girls. Them babies look like every day they are going to a Quinceanera (sweet 16 for the slow pokes)
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Who remember rocking thang fingerwaves and french rolls. YEah buddy!!!
My hairdresser would hook my lil azz up with diamonds and lil charms and chit going down my french roll. Then switch up that chit and rock dem crimps on they azz my chit just was gorgeous yall know wet and wavy style.
I didn’t have the towel jacket, but I did have the other expensive azz cotton (I guess)zipper jacket with the designs and the matching hat that cost about $100. Could.Not.Tell.Me.Nathan.
Ohhhh tham fanga waves. I asked for some a couple of yrs ago..maybe 5? i was still relaxed then. And the stylist was like
I saw an updated set in a mag but I could not explain it and she was like, “fanga waves tho?
” over and over again!
Damn I must’ve been one of the whitest black kids I knew growing up no finga waves no OPP jackets or cutsie grown girl stuff – wash press and roll was my football helmet hairstyle and effn white keds with jeans and a polo style shirt
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Who remember rocking thang fingerwaves and french rolls. YEah buddy!!!
My hairdresser would hook my lil azz up with diamonds and lil charms and chit going down my french roll. Then switch up that chit and rock dem crimps on they azz my chit just was gorgeous yall know wet and wavy style.
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I had a Damaged overall suit #stonewashed
#goodoledays
<—How y'all like the new Gravi? I'm a bust this one out for the newbies that try and get too fresh and familiar round here.
Remember when yo momma would say dont let nobody be playing in yo hair or when she got done “greasing” your scalp with that Glovers Mane she would say “more hair”.
@OTB,
I love dressing my little girl. She’s wearing a dress/skirt with tights at least 2 to 3 times a week to headstart.
They be looking at her all up and down like, “Where is this lil heffa going”
Sorry, but I don’t send my kid to headstart in pajama pants and a t-shirt.
So you around here dressing the lil ones like Vanessa Bryant girls. Them babies look like every day they are going to a Quinceanera (sweet 16 for the slow pokes)
I HATE VANESSA BRYANT YALL HEAR ME. She do them lil girls so wrong.
I wonder if @Lakes dress her little jumping beans like that?
Is Vanessa even Messican?
@CHOCO
Aw…Where did it all go wrong then?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Damn I must’ve been one of the whitest black kids I knew growing up no finga waves no OPP jackets or cutsie grown girl stuff – wash press and roll was my football helmet hairstyle and effn white keds with jeans and a polo style shirt
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So you were like the boogee gurl cousin on Crooklyn eh??
“greasing” your scalp with that Glovers Mane she would say “more hair”.
Yall still crazy says:
I had a Damaged overall suit #stonewashed
#goodoledays
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Damage was the chit wasnt it. I found a old Karl Kani and Pelle Pelle jean outfit in my closet. I put it on my daughter bed and when I got off of work it was back on mine.
Yesss Yso. They need to be checked.
OutsidetheBox says:
So you around here dressing the lil ones like Vanessa Bryant girls. Them babies look like every day they are going to a Quinceanera (sweet 16 for the slow pokes)
I HATE VANESSA BRYANT YALL HEAR ME. She do them lil girls so wrong.
I wonder if @Lakes dress her little jumping beans like that?
Is Vanessa even Messican?
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@YSO –
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Yall still crazy says:
I had a Damaged overall suit #stonewashed
#goodoledays
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Damage was the chit wasnt it. I found a old Karl Kani and Pelle Pelle jean outfit in my closet. I put it on my daughter bed and when I got off of work it was back on mine.
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So you were like the boogee gurl cousin on Crooklyn eh??
Aw…Where did it all go wrong then?
I started dating a Puerto Rican 
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Bish PING POW
@JMO
I guess I was I didn’t consider myself bougie cuz my PR bf was from the hood.
…I put it on my daughter bed and when I got off of work it was back on mine
I AM FUKKIN CRYING!!!!
Don’t forget Cross Colors yall
oh and Girbauds & Silvertabs & *drumroll* Z. Cavericci
Choco aka Hippie says:
Aw…Where did it all go wrong then?
I started dating a Puerto Rican 
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Bish PING POW
@JMO
I guess I was I didn’t consider myself bougie cuz my PR bf was from the hood.
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Ahhh my apologies … you were Nu Nu from ATL
Ahhhh see YALL some chit like Cross I considered wetbacks gear my bf was around all these nationalities in his hood and he used to point out El Salvadorians, like a lot of illegal immigrants to me and I would be appalled and I would see their gear and would be like mmmmm NO nose turned up and chit
Who remember those hard-ass up do’s…..when you used to have all those pin curls all around your head with 50-11 bobby pins?
Or making you a spiral ponytail by wetting the weave, rolling it up in rods, and microwaving that bish…..
therapist1911 says:
ChaCHa, OTB….CHI did yall get your invite to the baby showeer and delievry at Madison Square Garden?
that shyt sold out 20 seconds
I aint lying
What about dem Georgio Brutini gymshoes or as we called dem in the hood GB’s. Had a purple and yellow pair man when I walked by all dem young bytches was
who is the girl with the dope shoes 
Yall still crazy says:
Don’t forget Cross Colors yall
oh and Girbauds & Silvertabs & *drumroll* Z. Cavericci
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Yes!!!! What about Iceberg and Enyce?? Don’t they still sell that stuff?
Ahhh my apologies … you were Nu Nu from ATL
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FUGGGGGGG U CHARGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE #CUNTPUNT this bish
Choco aka Hippie says:
Aw…Where did it all go wrong then?
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Bish PING POW I started dating a Puerto Rican
@JMO
I guess I was I didn’t consider myself bougie cuz my PR bf was from the hood.
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Jmo says: Ahhh my apologies … you were Nu Nu from ATL
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MzTisch says:
Who remember those hard-ass up do’s…..when you used to have all those pin curls all around your head with 50-11 bobby pins?
Or making you a spiral ponytail by wetting the weave, rolling it up in rods, and microwaving that bish…..
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@JMO
Marsha Marsha Marsha
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
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Hell no!!! I’ve never even heard of such a thing
… Is that were the term “quick weave” came from?? #imlost
Choco aka Hippie says:
Marsha Marsha Marsha
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Ahhh my apologies … you were Nu Nu from ATL
And well, folks that.is.FUKKINg.IT.!!1
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
You have neva microwaved a ponytail or your rods?
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Hell no!!! I’ve never even heard of such a thing … Is that were the term “quick weave” came from?? #imlost
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Ummm no boo. Back in the day when girls had those permed bangs but curly ponytails-that were throwing that chit in a microwave like popcorn.
JMO says:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
You have neva microwaved a ponytail or your rods?
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Hell no!!! I’ve never even heard of such a thing … Is that were the term “quick weave” came from?? #imlost
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Nawl. I can’t speak for anyone else but this was a way to have your “hair done” in grammar and h.s. for the low-low. The hair would cost about $5.99. You wash it, roll it up with rods, and microwave it. It would dry and the curls be set.
You have your girl wrap it around your head 50-11 times with a gang of bobby pins and you set. Have a swoop bang and you in there….
Y’all taking it allllll the way back. Back into to time. Got me wanting to watch my first season of In Living Color and sht. We was just so damn bright back then.
@CD & MzT …
…. what???!! uh uh, I have never heard of that. I wonder how many girls I knew were walking around with that?? 
… dayum
Ummm no boo.
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@Yso
Classic tv at its best. You can still watch In Living Color and Martin and laugh till you fukkin cry and both of dem shows almost 20 years old.
We was just so damn bright back then
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Wiggidy Wiggidy Whack
I personally liked *Used* more than *Damaged*
JMO says:
@CD & MzT … …. what???!! uh uh, I have never heard of that. I wonder how many girls I knew were walking around with that?? … dayum
^^^^
A lot. TRUST
I remember when the “ponytail” girls would get into a fight and they’d be looking a damn fool with that nub on their head and hair on the ground after the fight
Choco, the mexicans didn’t wear that here
they used to wear tight straight legs 
I used to wanna be a Fly Girl
DJM
Dimpz, we used to rock that Used backwards yo
they used to wear tight straight legs
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Oh but not all mexicans are illegal Im talking el salvador dominica republic cubans OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
MzDimplez1123 says:
I personally liked *Used* more than *Damaged*
^^^^
I forgot about USED……
Watch they bring all this mess back…..
They already re-invented leggins and T-shirts.
These kids think that ish is new. They just don’t know we were doing that back then…
Memba bicycle shorts?
The cheerleading skirts too?
Dayum, I’m old
MzTisch says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
I personally liked *Used* more than *Damaged*
^^^^
I forgot about USED……
Watch they bring all this mess back…..
They already re-invented leggins and T-shirts.
These kids think that ish is new. They just don’t know we were doing that back then…
Memba bicycle shorts?
The cheerleading skirts too?
Dayum, I’m old
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Yall says:
And everybody would form a circle around them as they were fighting and start chanting “LET DEM HOES FIGHT”. Then someone would pick up the ponytail and start running around with it. Man those were the days 
I remember when the “ponytail” girls would get into a fight and they’d be looking a damn fool with that nub on their head and hair on the ground after the fight
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My grandma wouldn’t buy me none of this. I wouldn’t have even known how to fix my mouth to ask her.
Remember those jellies everybody wore in the summer. Those and the biking shorts with the lil neon colorful stripes going down on the sides.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Yall says:
I remember when the “ponytail” girls would get into a fight and they’d be looking a damn fool with that nub on their head and hair on the ground after the fight
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And everybody would form a circle around them as they were fighting and start chanting “LET DEM HOES FIGHT”. Then someone would pick up the ponytail and start running around with it. Man those were the days
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That’s some ig-nant chit. But, so true. Lmao. Those were the days when a fight was a fight. You got down and moved the phuk on. Be playing double-dutch with the bish the next day. We didn’t have to worry about getting shot or stabbed over some words.
“LET DEM HOES FIGHT”.
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Oh Choco, my bad, we didn’t have them kinds (races) here
Jmo, Nike tennis skirts, what?!?!!!
Yall still crazy says:
“LET DEM HOES FIGHT”.
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Oh Choco, my bad, we didn’t have them kinds (races) here
Jmo, Nike tennis skirts, what?!?!!!
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Love it!
((((FLOP-PAY!!!)))
(((FLOPPPY)))
Beer hall singer Beyonce
30 
I LOVE YOU E!!!!! :faints:
;hug:
fun times