Jacko’s Daughter, Paris Jackson, Says Wearing Masks Was ‘Stupid’

Michael Jackson’s adopted daughter, Paris Jackson, 13, was a guest onEllen‘ where she promoted her first acting role and the book that the movie is based on. Paris was a substitute for troubled actress Lindsay Lohan who blew off her scheduled appearance on Ellen today.

During the interview, Paris all but confirmed our suspicions that she was fake crying during her father’s emotional star-studded funeral in 2009.

As it turns out, Paris has been practicing crying on cue since she was a toddler.

Paris told Ellen that she caught the acting bug after watching Jackson act in the Disney full length music video Moonwalker as a kid. “We did improvs together, and I would cry on the spot,” she said. “You could cry on the spot? That’s impressive!” remarked Ellen, who added “Then he didn’t know if you were really crying or if you were acting.” To which Paris replied: Apparently I was faking it a lot of times.

Paris also talked about her restrictive childhood when Jackson forced his 3 children to wear masks to protect their identities.

“Do you remember wearing a mask and going this is kind of weird?” Ellen asked Paris, who said, “Yeah, I’m like, ‘This is stupid, why am I wearing a mask?’ But, I, kind of realized the older I got, like he only tried to protect us and he’d explain that to us too.”

Paris revealed the most memorable thing her famous father told her.

“He said, ‘If I die tomorrow, always remember what I told you,'” Paris recalled. “I took his advice and I remembered everything he told me.”

Click to watch the interview HERE.

The Ellen Show featuring Paris Jackson airs on Thursday, Dec. 15.



 


420 Responses to “Jacko’s Daughter, Paris Jackson, Says Wearing Masks Was ‘Stupid’”

  1. 1
    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    :coffee:

  2. 2
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :coffee: <—— sippin' w/CD!

  3. 3
    EB says:

    I prefer when MJ kids were silent :coffee:

  4. 4
    chubbswifey says:

    :rofl: @ CD’s gravi.

  5. 5
    Eazy Does It says:

    Im sure her whole life has been like a movie

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    mizzdallas says:

    If her daddy was alive she would not be saying ish and stil wearing mask she need to sit down somewhere .. I miss MJ! :sad:

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    TPtotalpackage says:

    I know MJ is rolling over and moon walking back and forth in his grave!!!! He kept those children out of the public eye for a reason. I do believe they needed some type of normalcy as far as schooling and social interaction with other kids, but this media circus Katherine has subjected to them probably with Joe Jackson in her ear is unacceptable. The mess is going to come back to haunt them..mark my words!

  9. 9
    Mamacita says:

    “adopted daughter” why you always gotta do that Sandra? :no:

  10. 10
    NaijaGal says:

    I’m watching Pop Up Video and they did Pretty Girl Rock…the director wanted one of the homages to be Beyonce instead of TLC and Keri said :hailnaw:

  11. 11
    pointhimout says:

    Yeah, she and the oldest kid need to sit down. I wanna hear from the nieces and nephews, not these…kids.

  12. 12
    Ms.Fashion says:

    uhhh anyway……………:rolleyes:

  13. 13
    LuvMySailor says:

    Meh, I’ve been emotional wihtout actual tears falling but with them in my eyes.

    She still loved and loves her father. If she didn’t she would not have admitted she rememebrs everyting he told her, keep posters of him in her room as I’ve heard Katherin Jackson say in interivews, or have him buried with half a of a broken heart necklace where she wears the other half from time to time as was reported by People magazine.

    She’s beautiful either way

  14. 14

    ION think I want to watch that hearing her talk about her Dad is a little odd

  15. 15
    HoneyDip aka QueenSJ says:

    Eazy Does It says:

    Im sure her whole life has been like a movie
    _____________________________________________________________
    So true…

  16. 16
    TPtotalpackage says:

    I had plenty of typo’s in that post..but ya’ll catch my drift. I get over emotional in all things Michael related.

  17. 17
    Mannie says:

    SR is messy…You reach so far into the air your arm must pop outta socket every 2 hours…why wouldn’t she cry over the death of her father?

    SMH just special…

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    iscream says:

    Rich or poor kids will always find something to complain about. I guess your father trying to protect you was stupid. Not as stupid as you making your feelings on it public.

  19. 19
    LuvMySailor says:

    Considering how the media slaughtered him in life (yet turned around and praised him in death) I can see why MJ kept them out of the spotlight.

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    Eazy Does It says:

    Katherine should have followed in MJ’s direction in regards to raising them. Hopefully they dont end up like preacher’s kids that get out into the world and lose their minds

  21. 21
    JMO says:

    :nono: No, no, no… Ellen did this all wrong… I want to see an interview with the other kids and ask how its going considering they are siblings AND cousins at the same time :think:

  22. 22
    LuvMySailor says:

    @TPtotalpackage

    So do I! It especially burns me when I hear people, especially non-pigmented people, say MJ wanted to be white. Universal vitilago is a real condition where skin bleaching is a medical opition because you are going to loose all your pigmenation anyway.

    I cheered when Steve Harvey ripped Bill O’Reilly about his racist comments againt MJ after his death

  23. 23
    EB says:

    Did anybody see MJ kids and Katherine in the new people magazine? :rofl:

  24. 24
    Mamacita says:

    She’s 13. I don’t expect her to like wearing masks. What normal human being would?

  25. 25
    Dawn Sheen says:

    *WAILS* I miss Michael… them kids could be sea monkeys who walked around in Harris Teeter bags… all hail viva la Michael Jackson. He’s our Elvis………..falls out like 50 white people.

  26. 26
    KDub says:

    I am not sure how I feel about Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet. Being so vocal. Let me think about it.

    :coffee:

  27. 27
    Dawn Sheen says:

    EB says:

    Did anybody see MJ kids and Katherine in the new people magazine?
    —–
    Yes, she is a pair of white gloves away from being a 4th Sunday Usher.

  28. 28
    KyCakes says:

    Michael Jackson’s adopted daughter, Paris Jackson, 13
    ——————————————
    :hahaha:

  29. 29
    Mamacita says:

    LuvMySailor says:

    @TPtotalpackage

    So do I! It especially burns me when I hear people, especially non-pigmented people, say MJ wanted to be white. Universal vitilago is a real condition where skin bleaching is a medical opition because you are going to loose all your pigmenation anyway.

    I cheered when Steve Harvey ripped Bill O’Reilly about his racist comments againt MJ after his death

    ———————

    Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…

  30. 30
    Genia says:

    Sandrarose Says: ……During the interview, Paris all but confirmed our suspicions that she was fake crying during her father’s emotional star-studded funeral in 2009.
    _________________________________________________________________
    :rofl:
    That statement is as deliciously wrong as fried twinkies!!!!!

  31. 31
    Genia says:

    KDub says:
    Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet. __________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: DUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. 32
    YSoSerious says:

    I don’t see anything wrong with what Paris said. Not. A. Thing. Sandra’s always so messy. :coffee:

    But so much for salvaging what’s left of her childhood. Now that the media has gotten their teeth in them kids they are gonna get chewed up and spit out just like MJ. :no:

    Morning, afternoon, whatever. :yawn:

  33. 33
    KyCakes says:

    KDub says:

    I am not sure how I feel about Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet.
    ——————————————————-
    :dead:
    Dammit, KDub… :lol:

  34. 34
    JMO says:

    Genia says:

    Sandrarose Says: ……During the interview, Paris all but confirmed our suspicions that she was fake crying during her father’s emotional star-studded funeral in 2009.
    _________________________________________________________________
    :rofl:
    That statement is as deliciously wrong as fried twinkies!!!!!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Damn I have a taste for fried twinkies now that you mentioned it!!

  35. 35
    KDub says:

    Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…

    ————————-
    I don’t think anything can ever explain that bad BSS wig, that nose that eventually could not be fixed, and those lips that looked like they belonged on a Mr. Potato Head figure. :no:

    IJS. Don’t kill me yall but…nevermind.

  36. 36
    iscream says:

    @ImEb

    I saw it and as much as I :heart: K. Jackson she could have smiled. She looked like she was thinking..

    “Hurry up and take this damn picture. I’m missing my story’s”. :lol:

  37. 37
    iheart405 says:

    What yal talmbout?? :coffee:

  38. 38
    KyCakes says:

    :wtf: is going on in your gravi, iheart? :lol:

  39. 39
    Eazy Does It says:

    @iheart that gravi…why o why

  40. 40
    caligirl says:

    Sandra – You ain’t slick “Michael Jackson’s adopted daughter, Paris Jackson” :rofl:

  41. 41
    EB says:

    @iscream

    She looked like she was saying “who kids are these?” blanket look like he could give 2 chits and the other son looked like a magician.

  42. 42
    laterthannever says:

    I’m worried about these kids, especially Pretty Paris. They’re at the top of the LA KidRoyalty foodchain (does Spielberg have any tweens?) and that’s a very dangerous place to be. Hope they use their powers for good.

  43. 43
    caligirl says:

    @iheart – What’s wrong with you and these gravi’s :rofl: :rofl: you got a endless supply of crazy pics….

  44. 44
    KyCakes says:

    Is that you in your gravi, Eazy?

  45. 45

    Sigggh……

    the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.

    at any rate….

    she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid

  46. 46
    iscream says:

    Nah Eb as long as those checks keep clearing she won’t ever have those thoughts.

    :nono:

  47. 47

    i’m concerned about this lil girl.. :coffee:

  48. 48
    iheart405 says:

    :shrugs: I aint even do nuffin :shrugs:

  49. 49
    OutsidetheBox says:

    the director wanted one of the homages to be Beyonce instead of TLC and Keri said …

    :hahaha:

  50. 50

    KDub says:

    I am not sure how I feel about Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet.
    _____________________
    :dead: u finna get me fired!!! :dead:

  51. 51
    KDub says:

    and the other son looked like a magician
    ———————————————-
    Which magician Eb? If you come back and say who I think he looked like…I am gonna cry.

  52. 52
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :wail: :wail: :wail: …… :crying1:

  53. 53
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ ihearts gravi bussin’ it wide open! :rofl:

  54. 54
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yes, she is a pair of white gloves away from being a 4th Sunday Usher.

    WTF. :dead:

  55. 55
    LuvMySailor says:

    Mamacita says:

    LuvMySailor says:

    @TPtotalpackage

    So do I! It especially burns me when I hear people, especially non-pigmented people, say MJ wanted to be white. Universal vitilago is a real condition where skin bleaching is a medical opition because you are going to loose all your pigmenation anyway.

    I cheered when Steve Harvey ripped Bill O’Reilly about his racist comments againt MJ after his death

    ———————

    Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…

    ———————————————-

    After his death, the American Media graciously reminded up how Michael’s hair catching on fire left him bald. I’m figuring the wigs is to hid that.

    Also, with vitiligo, tattoing the eyes and lips is common apparently to keep from looking like a corpse. Its calling micropigmentation

    The nose…meh his daddy and brothers teasing him messed him up eternally.

  56. 56
    Eazy Does It says:

    @Ky yeah thats me

  57. 57
    YSoSerious says:

    @THERAPIST

    Exactly. :yes:

    Besides, I thought kids were off limits here at the family-oriented Sandra Rose. :coffee:

  58. 58
    KyCakes says:

    @Eazy – You’s is a sesi bish… :yes:

  59. 59
    The Makeup Maven says:

    KyCakes says:

    @Eazy – You’s is a sesi bish… :yes:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I concur :yes:

  60. 60

    YSo!! *rubs ur tatt* hey sug! dont let this post get to u bew. i knows how u lubs MJ :hug:

  61. 61
  62. 62
    Genia says:

    therapist1911 says:

    Sigggh……

    the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.

    at any rate….

    she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid

    _________________________________________________________________
    Runs and jumps on Therapist!!!! :kiss: hey handsome!!!!

    That’s just the therapist in you scolding us uh?

  63. 63
    The Makeup Maven says:

    Heeey YSO & Genia :hug:

  64. 64
    Eazy Does It says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    KyCakes says:

    @Eazy – You’s is a sesi bish…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I concur
    ________________________________-
    :ashamed: <—–really blushing :)

  65. 65
    YSoSerious says:

    FAYLA!! :hugs:

    I’s cool, I’s cool. But if any of them crazy folks from them Bey posts come in here, my cool might get lost somewhere. :lol:

  66. 66
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :crying1: :crying1: :crying1: …… :wail:

  67. 67

    :cosign: on Eazy bn sessy :yes:

    @MAMA :yahoo: i’m so glad u got it! keep me posted :hug:

  68. 68
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I have small patches of vitiligo. :shrug: On my lips, my lower shin.

    I imagine if I was in an industry where I was photo’d endlessly I would prolly care about it. But, alas, I dont, :shrug:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Keep it up Sandra Michael gone come back all Thriller on yo azz. Talking about his “adopted” daughter. The stuff that comes off yo fingertips sometimes is cray cray.

  71. 71

    WTF is a fried twinkies????

  72. 72
    ELove says:

    I DIDN’T watch the video but I DID read some of the Comments Though… This is WHY KIDS shouldn’t be put in Adult Situations and the Entertainment Industry is as ADULT As IT GETS — IMO

    These Talk show Hosts SOLE PURPOSE is to make people their interviewing LQQK-n-SOUND Stoopid (That’s Just MY OPINION…) :coffee:

  73. 73
    YSoSerious says:

    BETTYBOOP!! :hugs:

    (steals your bangs and makes an MJ lacefront out of them)

  74. 74
    JMO says:

    therapist1911 says:

    WTF is a fried twinkies????
    _______________________________________________________________________

    a party in your mouth … at least thats how I felt when I ate one :lol:

  75. 75
    ELove says:

    And I meant to Type they’re interviewing for THE Spelling/Grammer POLICE here at SR :lol:

  76. 76
    I Go There says:

    therapist1911 says:

    WTF is a fried twinkies????
    ___________________________________

    Man those shaits are good as hell… a fried snicker is even better.

  77. 77

    YSo..sawwy bew, aint no stans cwazy as bey’s stans :nono:

    #beystansfaylubsyalltho #noshade

  78. 78

    YSoSerious says:

    @THERAPIST

    Exactly.

    Besides, I thought kids were off limits here at the family-oriented Sandra Rose.

    *****************************

    Yeah really….

    I get it it’s gossip and blah blah blah but for real I never see one positive post created outside of T.i. and Tiny

    SIGGGH

    thankffully there are other outlets that provide such information

  79. 79
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ YSO – girl, that’s my mini’liyah bang! I’m tryna make that bish a fullsized’liyah bang! :yes:

  80. 80
    iheart405 says:

    :whistle:
    Bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
    Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
    Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
    Bust it, bust it wide open
    Bust it, bust it wide open
    Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
    Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
    Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back

  81. 81
    NaijaGal says:

    My co-worker met a dude through online dating a month ago…they’re moving in together in March and in the meantime she’s trying to get knocked up

  82. 82
    JMO says:

    ELove says:

    And I meant to Type they’re interviewing for THE Spelling/Grammer POLICE here at SR :lol:
    ___________________________________________

    :haha:

  83. 83
    The Makeup Maven says:

    ELOVAH LOVAH :hug:

  84. 84
    The Makeup Maven says:

    NaijaGal says:

    My co-worker met a dude through online dating a month ago…they’re moving in together in March and in the meantime she’s trying to get knocked up
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :blink:
    :coffee:

  85. 85
    vero says:

    :shocked: @Naija

  86. 86
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Iheart bussin’ it wide open song! :rofl: :hahaha:

  87. 87
    MrsMommy says:

    You know, Sandra, it is OFFENSIVE to much of the black community to refer to Michael Jackson as JACKO.

    Please cease and desist.

  88. 88
    YSoSerious says:

    Fried Snickers = Blasphemous

    :nono:

  89. 89

    Genia says:

    therapist1911 says:

    Sigggh……

    the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.

    at any rate….

    she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid

    _________________________________________________________________
    Runs and jumps on Therapist!!!! hey handsome!!!!

    That’s just the therapist in you scolding us uh?

    *******************

    LOL yeah probably so. I’ve had to get on a couple of my teachers/staff on things they say about our children.

    *steps down off my soapbox*

    Anybody has any fried gummi savers????? lol

  90. 90
    vero says:

    :kiss: @Yso !

  91. 91

    @Naija
    She got a death warrant on her own life huh :nono:

  92. 92
    MrsMommy says:

    EB says:

    I prefer when MJ kids were silent
    ——————————————————————

    As a parent and child star, he knew what he was doing.

    Unfortunately, their grandmother, Katherine, is sort of like FLOPPY in that she is not too swift.

  93. 93
    vero says:

    :waves: @Elove & Igo

    On Topic, Sandra you’re good at twisting words :lol:

  94. 94
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oh she Black. :coffee:

  95. 95
    YSoSerious says:

    Fried Gummi Savers?! :vomit:

    VERO!! :kiss: x 7

  96. 96

    OFF TOPIC
    Why come <—- this is how I think Tasia speaks, did she give her son her last name and not Cooks :think:

  97. 97

    I Go There says:

    therapist1911 says:

    WTF is a fried twinkies????
    ___________________________________

    Man those shaits are good as hell… a fried snicker is even better.

    *************

    Ion get it….how u fry a snickers? lol why i feel like Rose Nyland…..the chocolate with melt….right??? huh and it sounds gross

  98. 98
    I Go There says:

    YSoSerious says:

    Fried Snickers = Blasphemous
    _______________________________

    YSO those things are good… you gotta try it.

  99. 99
    mizzdallas says:

    shut the phuck up!!

  100. 100
    NaijaGal says:

    I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son

  101. 101
    JMO says:

    therapist1911 says:

    Genia says:

    therapist1911 says:

    Sigggh……

    the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.

    at any rate….

    she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid

    _________________________________________________________________
    Runs and jumps on Therapist!!!! hey handsome!!!!

    That’s just the therapist in you scolding us uh?

    *******************

    LOL yeah probably so. I’ve had to get on a couple of my teachers/staff on things they say about our children.

    *steps down off my soapbox*

    Anybody has any fried gummi savers????? lol
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Oh so you bein funny?? Try the fried twinkies and fried Oreos and get back to me … You’ll thank me later :coffee:

  102. 102
    I Go There says:

    Hi Vero… how are you?

  103. 103

    shut the phuck up!!
    _________________
    Thanks cuz I was thinking it :lol:

  104. 104
    OutsidetheBox says:

    That fried follishness be good y’all. Dont sleep. Pickles, snickers, oreos. yum-yo.

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    NaijaGal says:
    My co-worker met a dude through online dating a month ago…they’re moving in together in March and in the meantime she’s trying to get knocked up
    ************************
    Oh I remember those days so happy to be in love. Naija tell her good luck and congrats for me. I’m pulling for them :rofl:

  106. 106

    I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son
    _______________________
    Well stupid is as stupid does :coffee:

    HEY EGO!

  107. 107
    iheart405 says:

    Don’t you start with ole fanny today Choco :nono:

  108. 108
    YSoSerious says:

    And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh. :no:

  109. 109
    iheart405 says:

    Fried ice cream anyone???

  110. 110
    I Go There says:

    therapist1911 says:

    I Go There says:

    therapist1911 says:

    WTF is a fried twinkies????
    ___________________________________

    Man those shaits are good as hell… a fried snicker is even better.

    *************

    Ion get it….how u fry a snickers? lol why i feel like Rose Nyland…..the chocolate with melt….right??? huh and it sounds gross
    ______________________________________

    Its a batter you put over it… The batter covers it so it doesnt melt.
    ITs good man…

  111. 111
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Call me what you want but I refuse to be serious about a man I havent even lived with. What if he smells? What if he is a hoarder? WHAT IF HE CRAZY AS FUKK? What if she dont like his kid… oy vey. :no:

    Really.

  112. 112
    Carmez79 says:

    have you ever heard the term crocodile tears? thats what my mother used to say when i faked cried. she could see right through my act when i turned on the water works to get out of trouble which is what all kids do. but when my FATHER DIED, THOSE TEARS WERE REAL! when my best friend and brother died within weeks those tears were real so how dare you say that child tears were fake bec she like all other kids will turn on the tears to get out of trouble? that does not mean she did not cry for her father. sometimes your statements amaze me to no end

  113. 113
    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    OFF TOPIC
    Why come <—- this is how I think Tasia speaks, did she give her son her last name and not Cooks
    ********************
    Dallas Barrino—I like it very catchy :thumbsup: :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Awww Ann. We aint being gluttonous with it, right folks. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    did she give her son her last name and not Cooks

    :lol: Cause of the courts or the timing. :lol: You pick.

    Tasia say how you know that nigga the daddy. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    iheart405 says:

    Fried ice cream anyone???

    _________________________________

    Mexican Restaurants serve that all day… :yes:

  117. 117
    YSoSerious says:

    <—NOT JUDGING ANYBODY.*

    *For the Sensitive Sals & Sallys

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    JMO says:

    YSoSerious says:

    And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh. :no:
    ________________________________________________________________

    I could stand to gain some weight :lol: … dont be knocking fried snacks :shotsfired:

  119. 119
    The Makeup Maven says:

    NaijaGal says:

    I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Oooh! :blink:

  120. 120

    @YSO
    And Germany on the news I’ve heard place maybe wrong but they have a shortage of BUTTER :wtf: a shortage of butter tho

    And I agree I think we AMERICANS eat all types of wrong chat!

  121. 121
    YSoSerious says:

    OTB!! :cheer:

    Of course you’re not. :grin:

  122. 122
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Sals & Sallys

    Im both. *thumbs thru suspenders all proud and chit*

    :lol:

  123. 123
    KDub says:

    A deep-fried Twinkie involves freezing the cake, dipping it into batter, and deep-frying it to create a variation on the traditional snack cake. It was described by a The New York Times story in this way: “Something magical occurs when the pastry hits the hot oil. The creamy white vegetable shortening filling liquefies, impregnating the sponge cake with its luscious vanilla flavor… The cake itself softens and warms, nearly melting, contrasting with the crisp, deep-fried crust in a buttery and suave way.
    ———————————————–
    That ish sound BEAUTIFUL.
    Words used:
    Magical
    liquefies
    impregnating

  124. 124
    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    That fried follishness be good y’all. Dont sleep. Pickles, snickers, oreos. yum-yo.
    __________________________________________________________________

    I tried fried pickles for the first time this year at essence festival!! *insert fat girl hum* Sooo good!!

  125. 125
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Naija – although I think it’s a bad idea what your co-worker is doing, hell, I don’t see it being any different than a bish meeting a dude at the club, she takes him home, he stays the night, she feeds him breakfast while he’s in the bed all dayum day, while her kids are up runnin’round, the nigga leaves, comes back that night to spend the night….THEN NEVER LEAVES! :rofl:

  126. 126
    The Makeup Maven says:

    YSoSerious says:

    NOT JUDGING ANYBODY.*

    *For the Sensitive Sals & Sallys
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl:

  127. 127
    YSoSerious says:

    @JMO

    Shut yo skinny self up and have a donut. HMPH!

    @CHOCO

    How the hell can a whole country run short on butter? Where are the cows and goats and sht? :think:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    *fat girl hum*

    hum? :dead: :dead: Im imagining a budda sized chick with a budda stance in front of a little snack cake budda worship stand… ohm ohm ohm nom nom nom :rofl

  129. 129
    KyCakes says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    NaijaGal says:

    I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Oooh! :blink:
    ———————————————–
    Yeah. I can’t fathom starting over at that age….
    My Son will be 18 when I’m 38.
    :hug: *embracing my independence*

  130. 130
    MrsMommy says:

    mizzdallas says:

    If her daddy was alive she would not be saying ish and stil wearing mask she need to sit down somewhere .. I miss MJ!

    —————————————————————-

    Yep! Being an over talkative attention whore is in! MJ knew what that was about (LaToya) and what it could all lead to (Jermaine).

  131. 131
    iheart405 says:

    <<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle :no: And never plans to either :hurl:

  132. 132
    DeevaC says:

    uhhh…I doubt she was fake crying at her fathers funeral.

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    @YSO
    I dont know the chit I hear on the news don’t even baffle me anymore Im just like :WTF: who is hoarding butter :rolleyes:

  134. 134
    iheart405 says:

    @Yso, I see the judgement in your font :coffee:

  135. 135
    NaijaGal says:

    @Tatted and those females get the same side eye…the worst part to me is purposely bringing a child into the situation but I guess…I don’t know what it’s like to be that desperate so :shrug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Does anyone freeze Little Debbie Swiss Rolls? I dont eben eat that chit but let me get a frozen one :no:

    White dude put me up on that. I think that was the first cracka I gave head to. Tell me it aint love. :hahaha:

  137. 137
    YSoSerious says:

    *insert fat girl hum*

    Fcking :dead: at this.

    :rofl:

  138. 138
    LuvMySailor says:

    Havn’t had a frind twinkie but I had a warm fried Orio with powdered sugar on top—-tongue had a orgasm.

  139. 139
    SweetP1984 says:

    I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.

  140. 140
    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    YSoSerious says:

    And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh.
    ________________________________________________________________

    I could stand to gain some weight … dont be knocking fried snacks

    ________________________________________________________________

    Tell em JMO
    I dont eat it all the time but Im not gonna turn it down either.

  141. 141
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Iheart – Is you “buss it baby” stickin’ up the middle fanga?! :blink:

  142. 142
    OutsidetheBox says:

    who is hoarding butter

    Did they check Paula Deen’s passport? Oprah?

    Chit, me! :hahaha:

    I fukkin love butter. JM. Ion eben care.

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    iheart405 says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @JMO

    Shut yo skinny self up and have a donut. HMPH!

    @CHOCO

    How the hell can a whole country run short on butter? Where are the cows and goats and sht?

    _____________

    Pork is their main meat source. Beef and all that chit is super expensive so it’s not surprising

  144. 144
    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    :offtopic:

    I just got through fukking with my nosey nappy head co worker bytch always being slick trying to listen to my calls and seeing what I’m doing on my computer. Everytime I get off the phone why 10 minutes later do this trick pony bring up the conversation I was on the phone talking about. So I called my voicemail acting like I walking to my dude and was like “Hey bae I’m so fukkin horny when I get off work I’m going to come home and suck the black off yo **** and that cocaine and heroin that you want me to sell I’m sell all that chit tonight. Just make sure you give me that 9mm so if a nicca step to me I can handle my business. Why I hung up waited like 2 minutes and then went over and asked her do you want to go get something for lunch she couldnt even say anything all she did was this —– :no: #BOOYAH BYTCH

  145. 145
    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    <<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle :no: And never plans to either :hurl:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Good … save the rest for us :hater:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Tatted, :yes:

  147. 147
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Naija – I don’t either…..so I won’t go there! :lol:

  148. 148
    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    YSoSerious says:

    And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh.
    ________________________________________________________________

    I could stand to gain some weight … dont be knocking fried snacks

    ________________________________________________________________

    Tell em JMO
    I dont eat it all the time but Im not gonna turn it down either.
    _________________________________________________________________

    :thumbsup:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @i :heart: , usa a lie. :nono: you cant tell me that fat fukka in your gravi dont eat everything fried. :no:

    Even the water fried round her/him/shim way. The clothes damn sho fried. :no:

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    SweetP1984 says:

    Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…
    ————————-
    I don’t think anything can ever explain that bad BSS wig, that nose that eventually could not be fixed, and those lips that looked like they belonged on a Mr. Potato Head figure.
    IJS. Don’t kill me yall but…nevermind.

    __________

    :cosign: @ KDUB

  151. 151
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :wtf: @ CD! :rofl: :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Does anyone freeze Little Debbie Swiss Rolls? I dont eben eat that chit but let me get a frozen one :no:

    White dude put me up on that. I think that was the first cracka I gave head to. Tell me it aint love. :hahaha:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    iheart405 says:

    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    <<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle And never plans to either
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Good … save the rest for us :hater:
    ______________
    :cuss: I'm a big guhl already so I don't need no extra fried nothing :nono:

  154. 154
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Iheart – then yo’s buss it baby is a bad bish….. :hahaha:

  155. 155
    YSoSerious says:

    @CD

    I don’t know if I feel more sorry for you or the people you work with. :hahaha:

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    KDub says:

    List of folks who might have butter at their house on overstock status and can afford to loan some out:

    Emeril Lagasse.
    Paula Deen.
    Oprah Winfrey.
    Kirstie Alley.
    Rick Ross.

  157. 157
    Genia says:

    :offtopic: Can we get some convo about the TANTRUM

    OH-NO BlackGirls Cinco threw on the set of his new show…

    cause there were to many black girls . How does a man with undenielbly black children, (daughters) have such an open distain for black women???

  158. 158
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ YSO – EXAAAACTLY (about CD) :rofl:

  159. 159
    LuvMySailor says:

    SweetP1984 says:

    I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.
    ———————————-

    I did a little explanation in a previous post. As far as his preference of White woman, I know plenty of Black males married to White females who are still proudly Black

    As far as the kids, IDK. I’m only going by what i’ve heard MJ say on radio interviews. He’s always supported black music and even got upset at Sony for not supporting black artists.

    In an interview he stated Blanket’s mother was Black. The two oldest kids, espeically Paris, look like Debbie. Blanket reminds me of him
    -

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    candibfly says:

    did this bytch say fried water? :rofl:

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    Eazy Does It says:

    OutsidetheBox says:
    White dude put me up on that. I think that was the first cracka I gave head to. Tell me it aint love
    ______________________
    :kona: you go!

  162. 162
    ELove says:

    @Tatted
    Heeyyy BABY :hug: And THAT Gravi You had up Yesterday was Ripe-n-Right Thickness (LUV The Profile…) :thumbsup:

    @Vero :kiss:
    You’re TAKING The Voluptuousness to Another-LEVEL Baby… We’re YOUR Darlings Exposed during That Pic Though :coffee:

  163. 163

    :rofl: @ ChocoD EFFIN AWESOME!

  164. 164
    JMO says:

    :rofl: :rofl: @CD & OTB

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Yso & Tatted

    The look on her face will be foreva etched in my mind. :rofl:

    I just got through calling my voicemail listening to myself Yso I feel bad for them because I am a certifiable fukkin nut ya hear me :rofl: :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ppl kill me that.

    Whicha you Black bishes was checking for MJ when he was alive and hanging babies over the balcony and chit? :waiting:

    Not’a’one!

    *woe is me font* Now we all oh he didnt even like Black women. I think we stopped liking him first. GTFOH. That chit is way :offtopic: . Now back to the real topic snacks..ugh. :lol:

  167. 167

    @OTB
    Paula has totally turned me off her and ROBUST azz Paul Bunyan husband all two fat azz pigs in one lil blanket I can’t do her

  168. 168
    iheart405 says:

    @OTB, The fat fukka in tha diaper in my gravi ain’t me :nono:

  169. 169
    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    <<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle And never plans to either
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Good … save the rest for us :hater:
    ______________
    :cuss: I'm a big guhl already so I don't need no extra fried nothing :nono:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    So umm *big gulp* … thats you in your gravi :blink: … well, the walls behind you look nice :biggrin:

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    SweetP1984 says:

    SweetP1984 says:
    I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.
    ———————————-
    I did a little explanation in a previous post. As far as his preference of White woman, I know plenty of Black males married to White females who are still proudly Black
    As far as the kids, IDK. I’m only going by what i’ve heard MJ say on radio interviews. He’s always supported black music and even got upset at Sony for not supporting black artists.
    In an interview he stated Blanket’s mother was Black. The two oldest kids, espeically Paris, look like Debbie. Blanket reminds me of him

    _____________________________________

    Thanks! I’m sorry, but that doesn’t even come close to convincing me.

    In that case, I’m guessing Sammy Sosa and Vybz Kartel get a pass for their skin bleaching as well.

  171. 171
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ ELove – Why thank you sweetie. You never ceases to amaze me w/you compliments. :hug: :kiss:

  172. 172
    NaijaGal says:

    @Genia that’s a question you’d have to ask a lot of black man including his homeboy TO

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yso I feel bad for them because I am a certifiable fukkin nut ya hear me

    :wail: :rofl: :rofl:

  174. 174
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ CD – I just would’ve :heart: to see her fuggin’ face! :rofl:
    I just got to read it and I was dying, ya heard me?! :hahaha:

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    NaijaGal says:

    “Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael :D

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :dead: :dead: @i :heart: i know. But that gravi deserved a cussing.

    Tell me it dont look like he got “fried” stock though. :rofl:

    ROFL!

  177. 177
    YSoSerious says:

    @iHEART

    I didn’t know about the pork thing. Thanks for being informative and sht. :thumbsup:

  178. 178
    JMO says:

    KDub says:

    List of folks who might have butter at their house on overstock status and can afford to loan some out:

    Emeril Lagasse.
    Paula Deen.
    Oprah Winfrey.
    Kirstie Alley.
    Rick Ross.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Have you seen Emeril lately?? :blink: … Dude looks like he ate EVERYTHING he ever made after he said BAM!

  179. 179
    The Makeup Maven says:

    NaijaGal says:

    “Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael :biggrin:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    YUP – especially on that “Off the Wall” Album cover….of course, this was before I discover puss! :biggrin:

  180. 180
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :yes: Key words: THAT MICHEAL.

    Michael after his abusove childhood and teen yrs settled in is gonna be a :no:

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    I Go There says:

    So umm *big gulp* … thats you in your gravi … well, the walls behind you look nice
    __________________________________

    See thats that Bull right there… :hahaha:

  182. 182
    Eazy Does It says:

    Did she say diaper tho?

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    SweetP1984 says:

    “Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael

    ___________

    Yes maam! :yes:

  184. 184
    The Makeup Maven says:

    JMO says:

    KDub says:

    List of folks who might have butter at their house on overstock status and can afford to loan some out:

    Emeril Lagasse.
    Paula Deen.
    Oprah Winfrey.
    Kirstie Alley.
    Rick Ross.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Have you seen Emeril lately?? :blink: … Dude looks like he ate EVERYTHING he ever made after he said BAM!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: DON’T MAKE ME HATE’CHU TODAY JMO!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yeah Emeril a big’un. I seen him on GMA and Robin was side eyeing the hell outta his plump ass.

    She was eating it tho. :lol:

  186. 186
    KDub says:

    Mike DID like black women.

    Diana.
    Stephanie Mills.

    And that is all I got. :shrug:

  187. 187
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Did she say diaper tho?

    :yes: *dabs eyes with tisshua*

  188. 188
    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Chit was neva the same after Micheal got rid of his original bell pepper nose. :no: I believe his soul was in his nose.

  189. 189
    iheart405 says:

    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    <<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle And never plans to either
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Good … save the rest for us
    ______________
    I'm a big guhl already so I don't need no extra fried nothing
    _____________________________________________________________________

    So umm *big gulp* … thats you in your gravi … well, the walls behind you look nice

    ____________________

    Hell nawl that aint me guh :mad: I said I'm a big GIRL not a big shim :no: But those walls and that mirror are very nice :yes:

  190. 190

    OFFTOPIC
    My one sis emails me and my other sister and says ION if Im getting a gift but I want a gift card this year cuz my other sis gave us weirds gifts last years and she was like Im going to regift to one of my other sisters and I was like pass me on that cuz I thought I was the only one getting strange gifts – so Im like already got your gift but go ahead and give me a gift card this bish says okay from Dennys or BigLots??? Im like its all good cuz I got yours from Dollar Store and Walgreens yeast prevention cream and condoms :rofl:

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    LuvMySailor says:

    NaijaGal says:

    “Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael

    ——————————-
    :cosign:

  192. 192
    The Makeup Maven says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yeah Emeril a big’un. I seen him on GMA and Robin was side eyeing the hell outta his plump ass.

    She was eating it tho. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Ever notice on the Today Show how they us’ta have Al’s fat azz always host the food segment…like that nigga wasn’t strugglin’ w/his weight…and they got him taste testing chit. We all know big muhfuggas (me) NEVER taste test anything….we eats that chit whole! :lol:
    He don’t host those segments anymore…THAT MUHFUGGA CHECK THAT CHIT @ THE DOOR! :hahaha:

  193. 193
    candibfly says:

    man i used to look lovingly at that thriller album cover, even during bad i thought he was cute. then when he started with them horrible lace fronts and his nose disappeared i had to let the dream go :crying:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Damn KDubb that list stingy ass hail…

    start counting his sisters…leave Latoya out tho. We said BLACK women. And I dont care what you say, Jermaine is not a sister even though he owns the most hair products.

    Oh, and of course, Beyonce. *cluthces pearls* MJ loved Beyonce. I know that hurts yall grinchy sized hearts. :hahaha:

  195. 195
    mizzdallas says:

    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Chit was neva the same after Micheal got rid of his original bell pepper nose. I believe his soul was in his nose.

    I hate you right now!! :rofl: :dead:

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    KDub says:

    Dude looks like he ate EVERYTHING he ever made after he said BAM!
    ———————————————

    THAT is why he on my list! Emeril fat azz GAT some butter at his house. BET.

  197. 197
    mizzdallas says:

    SweetP1984 says:
    I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.

    :cosign: well said!

  198. 198
    SweetP1984 says:

    Chit was neva the same after Micheal got rid of his original bell pepper nose. I believe his soul was in his nose.

    _____________

    :tape:
    :hahaha: I must leave now.

  199. 199
    iheart405 says:

    @OTB, It did deserve a :cuss: That muhfuggah there look like he even breaths only fried air or he has an astmha attack from lack of greasy air :rofl:

  200. 200

    I believe his soul was in his nose.

    THAT is why he on my list! Emeril fat azz GAT some butter at his house. BET.
    ______________________
    :rofl:

  201. 201
    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    OFFTOPIC
    My one sis emails me and my other sister and says ION if Im getting a gift but I want a gift card this year cuz my other sis gave us weirds gifts last years and she was like Im going to regift to one of my other sisters and I was like pass me on that cuz I thought I was the only one getting strange gifts – so Im like already got your gift but go ahead and give me a gift card this bish says okay from Dennys or BigLots??? Im like its all good cuz I got yours from Dollar Store and Walgreens yeast prevention cream and condoms :rofl:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :lol:

  202. 202
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I believe his soul was in his nose.

    I think I wet my pants.. :no:

    *touches nose fondly* Thank you to my mama for instilling self confidence. I need my soul for this trip over yonder… :casket::

  203. 203
    YSoSerious says:

    My favorite MJ was during the Thriller era. But my love for him goes beyond the superficial. :yes:

  204. 204
    LuvMySailor says:

    @SweetP1984

    Nah they dont get a pass. They did it for whatever reason they did, even though I read that Sammy Sosa’s was temporary and a side effect to skin procedure he had.

    Skin bleaching is an accepting medical response to universal vitiligo. That is why Michael had, the kind that covered over 50% of the body.

    My uncle has vitiligo, but not as bad. You can actually google the Nation Vitiligo Foundation and the Mayo Clinic for treatment options. But yes skin bleaching is the recommonded for universal vitiligo.

    Around he time he died, there was a picture of Michael that made the news because it was a photo of his legs that still had brown sploches on them were the pigmentation was still holding on.

    According to Cicly Tyson, he started wearing his glove to hid the skin condition on this hand.

    Either way, may he rest in peace and may his family and society not harm his children

  205. 205
    KDub says:

    I stopped crushing on Mike looks-wise prolly after “Say, Say, Say” with Paul. Loved that video. I was out of love with him before even Thriller and Beat It. After the Paul cut…ahhh yeah… :shrug:

  206. 206
    ELove says:

    @JMO (Comment #278) BAM !!! :rofl: :rofl:

  207. 207
    OutsidetheBox says:

    he has an astmha attack from lack of greasy air

    :wail: :wail:

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSerious says:

    My favorite MJ was during the Thriller era. But my love for him goes beyond the superficial
    ____________________________

    I saw him in concert…till this day that was the Best Concert ever.

  209. 209
    EB says:

    @kdub im late, but MJ other son thats not named blanket looked like Chris angel

  210. 210
    JMO says:

    Yall are crazy!! Too many to say who I’m laughing at :rofl:

    Choco, I’ve learned my lesson doing gifts for my family and I damn sure don’t do grab bags anymore. I always give good gifts but get a hot, chitty mess in return :nono:

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    candibfly says:

    didn’t stop me from loving him, just stopped me from fantasizing about marrying him

    i was 5 and i just knew i was gonna be mrs. michael jackson :yahoo:

  212. 212
    OutsidetheBox says:

    *raises pointer finger*

    I want wanna them BigLots cards… :shrug:

    JM Ion care. Cause at the end of the day, my house decor game gone be right. And expired drugstore closeouts still work for my skin. :hahaha:

  213. 213
    ELove says:

    The COLDEST, MF-ing KOOLEST and Most NORMAL LQQKING Mike EVER was That “DESTINY” album w/ The Jacksons… THEY WERE The ISH !!! :yes:

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    KDub says:

    According to Cicely Tyson, he started wearing his glove to hide the skin condition on this hand.
    ———————————————–

    Miss Jane Pittman DID say that….on Larry Kang. I remma.

  215. 215
    NaijaGal says:

    Lifetime has a show called “I’m getting married and…” this episode features a man marrying a prostitute :wtf:

  216. 216
    KDub says:

    @Eb I KNEW that is who you were tambout. I HATECHU :rofl:

    :wail:

  217. 217
    Eazy Does It says:

    :offtopic: Dont ya’ll hate it when an ex gets mad at YOU about the story they have heard about the new boo/dip? I just want to :cuss: them out but it will only make them continue to go on and on….woosah

  218. 218
    LuvMySailor says:

    My best friend’s mother has universal vitiligo and her doctos are pushing her depigmentaiton, a fancy way of saying using bleaching cream until the darker areas of her skin match the areas already affected

  219. 219

    @JMO
    Girl when I say I give money that is what I meant but y this bish just email and say I will give the yeast cream to G (her boyfriend) :rofl: and use the condoms at my nephews bday party for balloons I didn’t think she could come back good with what I said :rofl:

  220. 220
    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Sailor you so cool to bring in all that info, but anybody still questioning why MJ was the way MJ was…you prolly cant change their minds, you feel me.

    For my vitiligo, they recommended bleaching. :no: I was like, cant I just wear lipstick… really. Let’s just imagine the pressure on Mike when his flucking skin started changing fukkin colors. This was in the 80s, folks.

  221. 221
    NaijaGal says:

    the other one is marrying a transgender who is keeping his penis…the guy used to be married to a woman so doesn’t this make him gay now????

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    NaijaGal says:
    Lifetime has a show called “I’m getting married and…” this episode features a man marrying a prostitute
    ******************
    Am I sick because I instantly started :rofl:

  223. 223
    Eazy Does It says:

    NaijaGal says:

    the other one is marrying a transgender who is keeping his penis…the guy used to be married to a woman so doesn’t this make him gay now
    __________________________
    :yes:

  224. 224

    Dont ya’ll hate it when an ex gets mad at YOU about the story they have heard about the new boo/dip? I just want to them out but it will only make them continue to go on and on….woosah
    __________________
    Yeah but Im so unbothered by ex’s that they know that chit will get a rise out of them more than I, Him: I heard you was with so and so Me: SO :shrugs: :rofl:

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    SweetP1984 says:

    @SweetP1984
    Nah they dont get a pass. They did it for whatever reason they did, even though I read that Sammy Sosa’s was temporary and a side effect to skin procedure he had.
    Skin bleaching is an accepting medical response to universal vitiligo. That is why Michael had, the kind that covered over 50% of the body.
    My uncle has vitiligo, but not as bad. You can actually google the Nation Vitiligo Foundation and the Mayo Clinic for treatment options. But yes skin bleaching is the recommonded for universal vitiligo.
    Around he time he died, there was a picture of Michael that made the news because it was a photo of his legs that still had brown sploches on them were the pigmentation was still holding on.
    According to Cicly Tyson, he started wearing his glove to hid the skin condition on this hand.
    Either way, may he rest in peace and may his family and society not harm his children

    _______________

    Sounds somewhat plausible. I’ll probably look into a bit more, but I don’t think it really matters what I or anyone else thinks. People are more than welcome to do whatever they want to their skin and bodies as long as it’s not affecting others. I just couldn’t help but to point out what I believe- in my opinion, that he wanted to be white, but only God and Michael know the real answer.

    Thanks again! :)

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Miss Jane Pittman

    :no: You might as well book your plot. Some chit is just sacred. :dead:

    Cicely is a national monument. Olda than Dr. Kang even! :dead:

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    iheart405 says:

    :dead: @OTB calling Ms. Tyson a national monument :rofl:

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    I want wanna them BigLots cards…
    ___________________
    :lol: I have nothing agaisnt BIG LOTS but she aint gifting me no damn card there :lol:

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    Eazy Does It says:

    @ Choco I just told him all that you just told me hurt you more to say then anything huh? :shrugs:

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    KDub says:

    the other one is marrying a transgender who is keeping his penis…the guy used to be married to a woman so doesn’t this make him gay now????
    —————————————————
    Ask:
    Eddie Murphy
    Mister Cee
    The family of Teddy Pendergrass

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Dont ya’ll hate it when an ex gets mad at YOU about the story they have heard about the new boo/dip? I just want to them out but it will only make them continue to go on and on….woosah
    __________________
    Yeah but Im so unbothered by ex’s that they know that chit will get a rise out of them more than I, Him: I heard you was with so and so Me: SO
    ************:
    :cosign:

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    @Easy
    Tell him to be Easy :rofl: <——- see what I did there

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    YSoSerious says:

    @OTB

    Exactly. :yes:

    Just for that, I won’t make any Beysus jokes today. Pinkie swear. :)

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    The family of Teddy Pendergrass

    :wail:

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    iheart405 says:

    I hate Kdub so much :rofl:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Yso

    You couldnt wait to throw that gravi up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Memba Eddie the one who said Teddy P scares the bitches into liking him..

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    Carrington says:

    Sandra Mae – I love what you do, but sometimes you take $hit just a little too far!

    To intimate that this girl was fake-crying at her father’s funeral is uncalled for and crosses the line between baiting and distasteful. I realize that you are trying to get comments, but be careful.

    Most ACTORS can cry on que, but does that mean that when they lose a parent, child, or sibling that their tears were automatically faked?

    I am a Jackson relative and I know first hand why Michael chose to keep them disquised – for one, until they took them off, we had NO idea who they were, or what they looked like until they were about 6 or 7, this meant that they could go to the mall, to the ice cream shop, or on an outting to the park with their nanny or family members without people wanting to touch “Michael Jackson’s kids”.

    Once, while with my grandmother and Michael’s mother Katherine in Hurtsboro, Alabama we drove to Columbus, Georgia and, as we walked through Sears., my grandmother made me walk behind Katie Mae and I couldn’t understand why because I WANTED to be seen with my Katherine Jackson. No one noticed who she was – until we got to the register and the cashier looked at her credit card. When she started screaming, people came from everywhere, opening cameras and film in the store, it was complete chaos and scared my little 9 year old a$$ to DEATH! I NEVER wanted to experience that again.

    If that ONE day was any indication of what it was like for Michael’s kids, I understand completely.

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    KDub says:

    I am SORRY for calling Cicely, Miss Jane Pittman…

    You are correct.

    Mama Flora is to be respected.

    Apologies!

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    YSoSerious says:

    @CD

    What? :coffee:

    (goes to find more like it)

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    iheart405 says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @iHEART

    I didn’t know about the pork thing. Thanks for being informative and sht.

    ____________

    I lived there for almost 4 years and a bish used to bar-b-q ALL them time cause pork was so cheap. I could get a whole rack of ribs for 4 dollars :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ann didnt you break that pinky last week in an accident with @Man. :lol:

    Just cant trust you , yo. :hahaha:

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    iheart405 says:

    Gonna find me a MJ gravi where he still had his soul (nose)

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    candibfly says:

    i have this pic of mj (maybe during the thriller era) gettin out of a pool in some swim trunks *faints* :yahoo:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @CARRINGTON

    You a Jackson huh?

    (screams and faints at your feet)

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    Carrington says:

    No, THEY are Jackson’s. I’m not related to Joe, I’m related to Katie Mae on the Scruse/Bridges side.

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    candibfly says:

    we got celebrity relatives on SR? who in here related to my boo El? :waiting:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Mama Flora is to be respected

    Just wont do right. :hahaha: :rofl:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @OTB

    Yo ass cain’t hold water, can you? :cuss:

    (takes back my pinkie swear and waits anxiously for the daily Bey bump post)

    :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Give it up Candi. I havent heard anyone here talk of excessive addiction…will ‘ceptin that one girl who obsessed with pillow pets…

    :hahaha:

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    Creamychic says:

    comes in to ask how do you fry twinkies and snickers , :waiting:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    But ann, :hahaha: Im a Jackson for real, for real, thats one of my gubments…and I wore pretty shoes today… :waiting:

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    YSoSerious says:

    Oh, well then. Ahem.

    (stands up, straightens clothes and snatches CARRINGTON’S glasses before running)

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    candibfly says:

    are u referring to his powdered vitamin regime :-|

    don’t talk her up tho :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’m not related to Joe

    :rofl: Did Carrington font this like, “hell naw I aint no kin to Joe. My ppl ILL upstanding and righteous.” hmph. :hahaha:

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    I Go There says:

    Carrington says:

    No, THEY are Jackson’s. I’m not related to Joe, I’m related to Katie Mae on the Scruse/Bridges side.
    _________________________________________________

    Damn homie…
    No BS?
    IF you know all the Steps to Remember the Times I will and forever will be your new best friend… swear fo gawd.

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    Carrington says:

    @ Candi –

    ALL celebrities have relatives. LMAO!

    In most cases, people don’t want to believe it because many of those relatives have to make payment arrangements to keep the cell phone on until payday and people just automatically assume that if your relative is rich, you’re supposed to be too – NOT!

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    Anna says:

    Lilo had a progress court date today. The judge said she was doing good, and if she serves 12 more days at the morge she will not be restricted to only California. I guess the judge didn’t see her paparazi pics in Hawaii last week. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    powdered vitamin regime

    Denial… not just a river in Egypt. :rofl:

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    <—-Knows all the steps to Remember The Time. :coffee:

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    I guess the judge didn’t see her paparazi pics in Hawaii last week.
    _______________
    :lol:

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    JMO says:

    Creamychic says:

    comes in to ask how do you fry twinkies and snickers , :waiting:
    _________________________________________________________________

    I’ve only had them in Vegas … you must try them though

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    YSoSerious says:

    @CANDI

    I have several cousins that share in some of El’s…um…proclivities. I can hook you up. :yes:

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    Creamychic says:

    Carrington says:

    @ Candi –

    ALL celebrities have relatives. LMAO!

    In most cases, people don’t want to believe it because many of those relatives have to make payment arrangements to keep the cell phone on until payday and people just automatically assume that if your relative is rich, you’re supposed to be too – NOT!

    ______________________________________________________________________

    I can relate so well to this,

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    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <—-Knows all the steps to Remember The Time.
    _____________________________________________

    Well Hello Dimplez
    Those are some nice heels you have on

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    JMO says:

    Anna says:

    Lilo had a progress court date today. The judge said she was doing good, and if she serves 12 more days at the morge she will not be restricted to only California. I guess the judge didn’t see her paparazi pics in Hawaii last week. :lol:
    ________________________________________________________________________

    I swear if I ever have to :shank: a bish, I hope I’m in Cali and my attorney is Gloria Allred :coffee:

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    YSoSerious says:

    DIMPZ!! :hugs:

    That is why you and I will never part. :yes:

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    candibfly says:

    yso i don’t wanna meet no random junkies health enthusiasts, i said i wondered who was kin to El. i got a letter i need to deliver :yes:

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    iheart405 says:

    :offtopic: kinda….

    So while my son and I where riding home the other day, a Michael Jackson song comes on and he says “which Michael Jackson is this mom?” So I asked him what he was talking about and he says ” you know, is it the white one or the black one?” I tell him there was only one and he got mad and said “no there is 2 MJ’s and only one of them is dead” :rofl: I felt so bad having to burst his bubble and tell him that the white and black MJ are the same people :rofl:

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    Hey IGO! :hug:

    I kill it everytime I play the Michael Jackson Wii game. :yes: Them kids be mad as hell. :hahaha: :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    2 more days and I’m on vacation until January 2012 :party:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    KABOOM GUESS WHO STEPPED IN THE ROOM!****

    Time for the real nucca roll call.

    Hey Everybody

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    YSoSerious says:

    IGO!! :karate:

    Watch yo self with Dimpz. :coffee:

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    <—-Ain't even speaking to JMO's ass today. :no: :nono:

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    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey IGO!

    I kill it everytime I play the Michael Jackson Wii game. Them kids be mad as hell
    _____________________________________________

    Now I cant be messed with on Beat it… but i still need to get my Remeber the Times together.

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    Carrington says:

    @Iheart405 –

    That’s comedy! LMAO! A friend of mine called me to tell me she argued with her 10 year old son that Michael Jackson was NOT a girl.

    It finally connected for him when she said, “Well, why is HER name MICHAEL?” LMAO!

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    YSoSerious says:

    :dead: @CANDI

    My cousin will get that letter to El. All you need is a five and they will do the rest. Trust. :yes:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Howmany, the first thing that came to my mind was Somaya from Love and hip hop :rofl:

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    @ I GO…..You don’t want NONE with my Thriller though. :no: I’d be fouls as hell to even challUNGE you. :karate:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @JMO

    You dont get no vacation from this blog doe :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSerious says:

    IGO!!

    Watch yo self with Dimpz.
    _______________________________

    If Dimpz want to come by the crib and get her MJ on in a Thriller Jacket and a Thong then thats her business.

    So quit
    Showin’ How Funky Strong Is Your Fight … :lol:

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    @I GO THERE

    That gravie is helping me through the day. :yes: :thumbsup:

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    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ I GO…..You don’t want NONE with my Thriller though. I’d be fouls as hell to even challUNGE you
    ___________________________________________

    Hell naw… I BET I would out do you on Triller.

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    YSoSerious says:

    @IGO

    Who said anything about a thong? :hahaha:

    But really, watch yo self. :coffee:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    My lil cuz be going HAM on that MJ experience. I told his momma one day tell yo shorty I dont have any pull with no entertainment people lil nicca was sweating and chit like he was trying out for SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

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    JMO says:

    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @JMO

    You dont get no vacation from this blog doe :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: … I just finished grad school too so I’m gonna be bored outta my mind!! I’ll be posting though #addict

    :hug: @Dimpz

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    iheart405 says:

    @Dimpz, My son is the KING of that MJ game :lol: Funny thing is he has absolutley NO rhythm at all :nono: but he be pissing kids off at SAS (his after school program) because he beats all of them on that game and then brags about it

    :danban: <<<< Has more rhythm than my son

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    FeFe says:

    <—–wishes I knew the routine to 'Remember the Time'…that video is so cold blooded!

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    I Go There says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @I GO THERE

    That gravie is helping me through the day
    _____________________________________________

    All Day Homie…

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    Eazy Does It says:

    I really dance TOO hard to that MJ game as well, im shamed! My niece and nephew are too competitive with me when we play. I take no mercy

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    candibfly says:

    re: vacation post

    my first response was bytch don’t nobody care (i’m hatin like shyt) but then i decided to get myself together and say girl have fun on ur vacation! *fake smile* :hug:

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    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    @Howmany, the first thing that came to my mind was Somaya from Love and hip hop :rofl:
    _________________________________________________________

    :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    first time i played mj experience on wii my knee was fugged up for like a week after and i felt muscles i never knew i had :(

    ion take no mercy on my nephew tho, i whooped him in that games :danban: <— moonwalking

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    JMO says:

    candibfly says:

    re: vacation post

    my first response was bytch don’t nobody care (i’m hatin like shyt) but then i decided to get myself together and say girl have fun on ur vacation! *fake smile* :hug:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :lol: … at least your honest and not evil #NoYSO

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @IGO

    Who said anything about a thong?

    But really, watch yo self.
    ________________________________

    You bout to pull out that blade… let me stop :lol:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Carrington, Funny how MJ gained all these new fans when he passed away. My son is 7 and swear sup and down that he is the knower of all things MJ :lol: A Jackson 5 song came on and he said “hey mom, that’s MJ singing when he was a kid. Betcha didn’t know that did you” I just SMH and went on with what I was doing

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    you know, is it the white one or the black one?” I tell him there was only one and he got mad and said “no there is 2 MJ’s and only one of them is dead” I felt so bad having to burst his bubble and tell him that the white and black MJ are the same people
    __________________
    :hugs: Awww himmmm

    :lol: @ JMO IKTR

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    JMO says:

    Where is a new post?? Is Sandra at court again??

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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW just becuz don’t mind me :coffee:

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    Eazy Does It says:

    JMO says:

    Where is a new post?? Is Sandra at court again??
    ___________________
    or doc. appt?

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @JMO

    Yeah probably as a defendant :rofl:

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    @JMO
    Tell me about it I think my EWWWWWWWWWWW had a lot to do with this lonely azz post begging for a new topic she out XMAS shopping someone tweet her azz and tell her her blog is waiting for her to babysit :coffee:

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    Eazy Does It says:

    She got served them papers :hahaha:

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    JMO says:

    :offtopic:

    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food? :blink:

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    Anna says:

    JMO says:

    Where is a new post?? Is Sandra at court again??

    ~~~~~~~
    She is a sketch artist for RHOA.

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    JMO says:

    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @JMO

    Yeah probably as a defendant :rofl:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @JMO
    Tell me about it I think my EWWWWWWWWWWW had a lot to do with this lonely azz post begging for a new topic she out XMAS shopping someone tweet her azz and tell her her blog is waiting for her to babysit :coffee:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
    ____________________
    :rofl:

    We are having italian but get his you get $5 dollars back on every $25 you spend Im about to be loaded :rofl: I got $70 dollar in gift cards coming back to me from Macaroni Grill :champ:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Paris, hush yo mouth! He was protecting you.

    Had he not done that, the media and everybody else would’ve been going in on all of yall. #realtalk :coffee:

    And :stop: stop doing interviews, you’re the child of a legend :smack:

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    candibfly says:

    she gon be like the lady on good times and nobody wanted to eat her food cause they thought she used canned dog food :hahaha:

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    iheart405 says:

    @JMO, I think you must work with my sister in law :rofl: Bish let that damn blind azz dog walk all around the house running into walls and chit and then be mad when we come to visit but don’t wanna stay for dinner :blink:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @JMO

    You :stop: it right nah and let her be great.

    Sidenote: Yall azzes is fukked.com :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    people just automatically assume that if your relative is rich, you’re supposed to be too

    Dont you know it. :lol: I love the episode of the Cosby’s where Claire and Cliff tell the Children, “We rich…y’all poor” :hahaha:

    #late

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    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food
    ______________________________________________

    Somebody is going to have dog hair dip tomorrow…. :lol:

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    she gon be like the lady on good times and nobody wanted to eat her food cause they thought she used canned dog food
    ________________
    :grill:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    So Jmo, you gonna say you’re full tomorrow, huh? :rofl:

    CD, gravi?

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    candibfly says:
    she gon be like the lady on good times and nobody wanted to eat her food cause they thought she used canned dog food
    ****************
    :rofl: I saw that one a couple of weeks ago. They had me cracking up sitting at that table scared to eat her food.

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    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
    ____________________
    :rofl:

    We are having italian but get his you get $5 dollars back on every $25 you spend Im about to be loaded :rofl: I got $70 dollar in gift cards coming back to me from Macaroni Grill :champ:
    ___________________________________________________

    Ole lucky azz :lol: … I have a friend that works for the parent company of Macaroni Grill, Chilis etc and she gets to eat there free. Too bad she lives in Texas :lol: cuz she hates going there when were all together

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Twin :yahoo:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Yall

    I believe he was locked out of the bathroom stall and was simply trying to get back in. I can relate and I’m sure you know how that feels also :coffee:

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    YSoSerious says:

    YALL!! :hugs:

    They gone pimp MJ’s kids just like they pimped him. Katherine ain’t as innocent as some like to think.

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    candibfly says:

    *grabs a bullhorn* twin :yahoo:

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    FeFe says:

    uggghhhh…I don’t wanna WORK today! December is the busiest, stupidest month in my department! :wail:

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    MzTisch says:

    AFTA-NOON

    @ Choco,

    I heard somewhere that the shortage of butter is from a new diet craze that’s out.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Yall

    I believe he was locked out of the bathroom stall and was simply trying to get back in. I can relate and I’m sure you know how that feels also :coffee:

    :dead:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?

    :rofl: rofl:

    they always volunteer first! Foreign folks and “nasty folks” :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    They got me messed up :nono: … They claim I’m too picky but they forever talking about stuff their pets do … “Nawl, I’m good. I had a big breakfast” <– my line for tomorrow

    If something isn't being delivered and I'm not the first to open it, I'll pass!

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    iheart405 says:

    :danban: Doing my fat girl rock cause I haven’t had macaroni grill in a couple of years :drool:

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    candibfly says:

    oh i didn’t think u were rich, i just never heard anyone else on here say they were related to anyone of notoriety

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    @JMO
    Yeah thats a nice azz perk to have…

    @Tizch
    So what are they doing with the butter that chit is gross

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    stop doing interviews, you’re the child of a legend

    Cause you know lil Jayonce aint gone be working and chit. Where they do that at. Not in the illuminati. :nono:

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    KyCakes says:

    JMO says:

    :offtopic:

    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
    ——————————————————
    :hahaha: You made me scream out loud….

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Butter shortness :hahaha: #notfunnythoughilikecakes

    :dance: Yso *does the prep* :lol:

    That must be Fandice :rofl:

    *throws a VIRGO’s rock rock at yall* :shrug:

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    candibfly says:

    i like to be first in line (or behind someone i actually like at work) cause ion want them sneezing on the food and puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    December is the busiest, stupidest month in my department!

    Thats cause bitvhes like me been on SR all year. :no: :hahaha:

    :pc:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    *runs really fast into the post*

    STILL NO NEW POST, EH?!?! DAYUM!

    *runs really fast out of the post* lurkmode

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Heeey Howmanylicks :hug:

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    JMO says:

    KyCakes says:

    JMO says:

    :offtopic:

    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
    ——————————————————
    :hahaha: You made me scream out loud….
    _________________________________________________

    :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item

    Today. Folks at our end of the year lunch grabbing the calamari with they fangas :no: biting it, and double dipping in the sauce :no:

    My water was good tho.

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    FeFe says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    December is the busiest, stupidest month in my department!

    Thats cause bitvhes like me been on SR all year. :no: :hahaha: :pc:
    ________
    And that’s probably why all my chit’s hitting the fan now! Dang SR.com! :mad:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    :wail: Get yo azz back in here Tatted and suffer with the rest of us

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    JMO says:

    candibfly says:

    i like to be first in line (or behind someone i actually like at work) cause ion want them sneezing on the food and puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item :no:
    __________________________________________________________________

    See you understand … licking their fingers and picking ish up :nono:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *doing your look* :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    JMO says:

    :offtopic:
    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
    ——————————————————
    Why did I picture your co-workers dog being the Old Man’s Dog that be tryna fugg Chris off of Family Guy! :lol:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :nopotluck:

    I DO NOT mess around, no ma’am :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ CD – I’m back, I’m back. I can’t stay away from you bishes! :nono:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    hey tatted!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Yall remember that dead dog from Martin reenacting :nino:

    :rofl: :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Smurfette – WHAT IS MY LOOK??? :lol:

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    OFF TOPIC I joined NETFLIX for free this month membership will be over by next month #FREE TRIAL :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    How are you doing Howmanylicks??? :waiting:

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    I Go There says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    :nopotluck:

    I DO NOT mess around, no ma’am
    _________________________________

    Dont tell me you the lady that looks over everybody food and ask who made what…then turn your nose up

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hahaha: Im too mad I got to buy another damn tree.

    I just been looking for the tree and im like we got the box…where the damn tree… :shrug:

    Then I ‘membered that i got frustrated cause i didnt wanna take all them lights off and threw the damn tree away, like aww chit I’ll get another one come Dec. 2011. And now looky here, its Dec. 14th, and my chirren dont got no tree. BUT I did put all the other stuff up. #Itry

    They aint getting chit anyway, so dont call CPS. We gone be Jehovah’s this yr. :yes:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Oh and AUntie, you ain’t slick talmbout she was faking them tears at the funeral. Shame shame shame :no:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ OTB :rofl:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Tatted, Marilyn Monroeish innocent (but not really) look :yes:

    Igo, nope I don’t even bother! I coordinate all food coming up in this place. No joke.

    BTW-I can’t stand people who do that! Like, go buy some food if you got to be all rude with it :shrug: DJM

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    Yall still crazy says:

    1st I thought: How the hail you lose a tree?! :rofl:

    Then I read the rest :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Smurfette – OH REALLY?? I can dig the Marilyn Monroe (innocent but still a smutslut look) :yes:

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    JMO says:

    :offtopic:
    Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
    ——————————————————
    Why did I picture your co-workers dog being the Old Man’s Dog that be tryna fugg Chris off of Family Guy! :lol:

    ____________________________________________
    Yall still crazy says:

    Yall remember that dead dog from Martin reenacting
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    #itsallintheeyes :wink:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    dead dog from Martin

    :hahaha: I loved that.

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    Eazy Does It says:

    thats make me remember that episode off Everybody Hates Chris when the mama was handing out cans for christmas..we celebrating Hanukkah this year

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    candibfly says:

    i do that in my head, like bytch prob dug in her nose while mashing these potatos, but i politely decline and go to the next dish :yes:

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    KyCakes says:

    JMO says:

    candibfly says:

    i like to be first in line (or behind someone i actually like at work) cause ion want them sneezing on the food and puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item :no:
    __________________________________________________________________

    See you understand … licking their fingers and picking ish up :nono:
    ————————————————–
    I make sure and tell EVERYONE in our office that I am setting up the potlucks. Then I stand there like a hawk, making sure mofos are using the tongs and spoons I put in EVERY DISH….I get real ig0nant when someone doesn’t follow the rules…. :yes: I do…..

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :newpost :newpost: :newpost:

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    I Go There says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    OFF TOPIC I joined NETFLIX for free this month membership will be over by next month #FREE TRIAL
    ______________________________________

    Until Netflix gets porn Im not fking with them. :lol:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Tatted

    I know the feeling. I was talking to my dude one night and you fools popped in my head and I started laughing he said what’s so funny “why my dumb azz said Yso Serious or Choco said something funny earlier.
    He was like who the fugg u talm bout gurl. :ashamed:

    Note to self: What’s said on the blog stays on the blog dummy :smack:

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hahaha: Im too mad I got to buy another damn tree.

    I just been looking for the tree and im like we got the box…where the damn tree… :shrug:

    Then I ‘membered that i got frustrated cause i didnt wanna take all them lights off and threw the damn tree away, like aww chit I’ll get another one come Dec. 2011. And now looky here, its Dec. 14th, and my chirren dont got no tree. BUT I did put all the other stuff up. #Itry

    They aint getting chit anyway, so dont call CPS. We gone be Jehovah’s this yr. :yes:
    ————————————————————–
    You know you wrong changing religions right before Christmas… :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    IKR @Tatt. Im a Martha Stewart annoying ass bit ch when it comes to holiday decor (all of em: halloween, xmas, “autumn”, vlaentines..) but this yr, I just wont feeling it. :no:

    I deduced it down to them chirren. They done took all my flucking holiday cheer.

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    YSoSerious says:

    @OTB

    You threw out the whole damn tree though? :hahaha:

    (stops dialing CPS but keeps the number handy)

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    The onliest thing I HAVE to have for Christmas is a real tree.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Cakes, please go to Jmo’s job tomorrow to regulate :coffee:

    :whistle: cues Warren G’s REGULATOR

    mOUNT UP

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Everybody Hates Chris

    :hahaha: This is my kids FAVORITE show. They always tombout ma you acting like Rochelle… i reckon they can relate :rofl:

    Girl Rochelle the chit. I be so proud when they say that!

    And yes, i do walk round the house cutting all the lights off. Betta go out the door. Light free out there. :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Them boobs are so big :lol:

    SamYell :waves: <—OTB's missing tree

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ CD – I’m always laughing at some chit somebody done said from the blog.

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    Until Netflix gets porn Im not fking with them
    ____________________
    Make your own porn :lol:

    @CHOCOD
    Don’t feel bad my friend feels like he knows the regulars on here cuz Im always talking about the days events on the blog he’ll call me atwork “What you doing on the blogs” :yes: :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    The onliest thing I HAVE to have for Christmas is a real tree.
    _________________________________________________________

    man Im battling my neighbor…. this dude has lights everywhere.
    I put up a few and then he put up more… Im going to the store to get another set but Ill be damn if I go broke trying to out do Sir LightALOT.

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @OTB

    Oh my lawwwwwd we are separated at birth my kids call me Rochelle. They say I’m cheap, always overreacting and hollering. My sister runs to you like the end of the Color Purple :love:

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    Im a bachelorette and two puppies and chirren that don’t live me with my home is never decorated for any holiday and I don’t feel an ounce of guilt #TEAMNUDEMOM :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    You threw out the whole damn tree though?

    Whole damn thang. Im so shamed right now. i got the box cause I think I knew I was dead ass wrong and didnt want the chirren to know.. :lol: :ashamed:

    And Im going real this yr @Sam. :yes: I can throw it away with good conscious. :yes:

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    Awww I just appreciate all the effort my neighbors put in decorating their homes makes me feel like I dont need to add any lights so many other have them :rofl: #OLDANDSETINMYWAYZ :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- DON'T DO SHATT FOR XMAS…NOT EVEN COOK. :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @CD :hahaha: MY SISTER!!! :makeidada:

    :love:

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    OMG@ Tatted Im mad Im not cooking for XMAS this year real talk but Im going to Mothers :coffee: :grin:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Sir LightALOT

    dxljh fcl hflhvlfhl:rofl:rofl: He done sucked you in that chit! :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    #TEAMNUDEMOM

    :dead: Thats enough decor bish! :rofl: :rofl:

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    Thats enough decor bish!
    ___________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – I’m just not a Xmas person. Ion’get shatt I want anyway! :lol:

    #selfishandIdontcare

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:
    I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine
    I got a love and I know that it’s all mine, oh, oh oh oh
    Do what you want but you’re never gonna break me
    Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me, oh, oh oh oh

    I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine
    I got a love and I know that it’s all mine, oh, oh oh oh
    Wish that you could but you ain’t gonna own me
    Do anything you want you can’t slow me down, oh, oh oh oh

    Take me away, a secret place
    A sweet escape, take me away
    Take me away to better days
    Take me away, a hiding place

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    Dont tell me you the lady that looks over everybody food and ask who made what…then turn your nose up
    ___________________________
    Aww chit that’s me :hahaha:

    Good afternoon errrbody :waves:

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    @Yall :danban: <–what the hell does danban mean?

    @OTB I got that from my momma. She did not do fake trees neva.

    @IGo I know better than to try and fvck with these yt folk around here with decorations. This one dude got this huge animated santa that looks more appropriate for Halloween on his roof. :creepyasfvck:

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Sir LightALOT
    He done sucked you in that chit
    _____________________________________________

    Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker… :lol:

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    tellem says:

    @KDub… :cosign:

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    I Go There says:

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    @Yall <–what the hell does danban mean?

    @OTB I got that from my momma. She did not do fake trees neva.

    @IGo I know better than to try and fvck with these yt folk around here with decorations. This one dude got this huge animated santa that looks more appropriate for Halloween on his roof. :creepyasfvck
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Yeah he got a big Santa and Lights all out to the damn street… I hate him.

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    MzTisch says:

    @Choco

    Sorry boo! I had to finish up some homework. I’m not sure…I’ll google it.

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    YSoSerious says:

    My favorite thing about the holidays is decorating and cooking/eating. I can pretty much do without everything else.

    I only do Xmas now for the kids.

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    Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker…
    ___________________
    Ha I play poker really good SERIOUS BIZNESS and Im not talking strip use to play with a friend and I use to take that game real serious and we played with poker chips

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    MzTisch says:

    Apparently, there is an increase in the use of a low-carb fat rich diet…..

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    @Tatted
    Tis all good I buy me what I want for XMAS Im more into Valentines Day

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    YSoSerious says:

    @IGO

    Your little rivalry sounds like something from a movie and I find it rather adorable. Don’t get used to that. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker…

    :hahaha: You gotta be great at something suga. Dont fret! :hahaha:

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    So Tizch low carb means eat more butter :shrugs: Someone is tripping over there

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ IGo

    Don’t let him get to you. I was having battles with my neighbor every year until I actually saw the lighting coordinators truck parked in the back. Bish was cheating for years. Hiring a professional. :no:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    @Yall :danban: <–what the hell does danban mean?

    :shrug: IONO, maybe it's in Auntie's accent :shrug: :rofl:

    #maybeshewasthinkingamericanbandstand :lol:

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    JMO says:

    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Tatted

    I know the feeling. I was talking to my dude one night and you fools popped in my head and I started laughing he said what’s so funny “why my dumb azz said Yso Serious or Choco said something funny earlier.
    He was like who the fugg u talm bout gurl. :ashamed:

    Note to self: What’s said on the blog stays on the blog dummy :smack:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: … I’ve done that but I wasn’t gonna say anything :ashamed:

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    The onliest thing I HAVE to have for Christmas is a real tree.
    _________________________________________________________

    man Im battling my neighbor…. this dude has lights everywhere.
    I put up a few and then he put up more… Im going to the store to get another set but Ill be damn if I go broke trying to out do Sir LightALOT.
    ______________________________________________________________

    :rofl: … Sir LightAlot

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    ELove says:

    Ms Choco
    I’m DAMN Good at poker ALSO (Well REALLY at Any Card Games…) I don’t gamble Money though and I haven’t played seriously since My Favorite Aunt passed away 3 years ago

    Me and Two of My Boyz use to Play Puzzy-Poker w/ Females Though :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ IGo

    Don’t let him get to you. I was having battles with my neighbor every year until I actually saw the lighting coordinators truck parked in the back. Bish was cheating for years. Hiring a professional
    _____________________________________________________________

    Im too damn competitive… I try to control it but I dont like losing.
    so I got into this light sht with dude just to be asking myself “WTF am I doing” … Damn my perfect Imperfections…. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker…
    ___________________
    Ha I play poker really good SERIOUS BIZNESS and Im not talking strip use to play with a friend and I use to take that game real serious and we played with poker chips
    ________________________________________

    Choco you dont want none of this… for real.

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @IGO

    Your little rivalry sounds like something from a movie and I find it rather adorable. Don’t get used to that
    ____________________________________________________

    Awww… that was sweet
    but Im sure you’ll be trying to slap me tomorrow.

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    Me and Two of My Boyz use to Play Puzzy-Poker w/ Females Though
    ___________________
    :nono: Hate to ask but a lil curious :grin:

    @EGO
    Oh sweets I do Im competitive and a quick learn I will beat your azz right after you’ve taught me how to play! Oh and take all your pokers chips :nana:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @IGO

    And you know this mayne. :yes:

    I love poker but all my people want to play is Spades. :(

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    I Go There says:

    @EGO
    Oh sweets I do Im competitive and a quick learn I will beat your azz right after you’ve taught me how to play! Oh and take all your pokers chips
    _________________________________________________________

    Okay Ill have your azz naked standing in the corner holding a damn lamp shade cause you ran outta money…

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    I Go There says:

    Im okay with spades…Not great but okay.

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    I love poker but all my people want to play is Spades.
    __________________________

    IKR , I just learned how to play, but they always want to play Spades. I kills em in MOM aka DAD though.

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    Okay Ill have your azz naked standing in the corner holding a damn lamp shade cause you ran outta money…
    ________________
    See thats just it Im not running outta money Im taking yours if I do :wink: :lol: corner naked and lampshade :rofl:

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    ELove says:

    Ms Choco
    We SET a Predetermined number on WINS (Say 5 or 10 or 15 Wins) Everybody that loses must take a 1/2 a Shot to a Full-SHOT of WHATEVER They’re Drinking… And WE Make DAMN SURE that All of the FEMALES are Extremely Fine-n-Sexxy to Us Though :coffee:

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    We SET a Predetermined number on WINS (Say 5 or 10 or 15 Wins) Everybody that loses must take a 1/2 a Shot to a Full-SHOT of WHATEVER They’re Drinking… And WE Make DAMN SURE that All of the FEMALES are Extremely Fine-n-Sexxy to Us Though
    _________________________
    Straight Treachery :rofl:

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    Lady_L says:

    TPtotalpackage says:

    I know MJ is rolling over and moon walking back and forth in his grave!!!! He kept those children out of the public eye for a reason. I do believe they needed some type of normalcy as far as schooling and social interaction with other kids, but this media circus Katherine has subjected to them probably with Joe Jackson in her ear is unacceptable. The mess is going to come back to haunt them..mark my words!

    —————————–
    I follow you on twitter and you are funny as hell on here as you are on twitter, especially when you talk about Camryn.

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