Beyonce and her fake baby bump were spotted leaving that office building in NYC that she seems to visits daily. Does she have a 9-5 job in that building? There are still no photos of Bey entering or leaving a doctor's office. If she can visit a random office building every other day then surely she can visit a doctor's office? Beyonce is such a fraud. She does not look pregnant anywhere on her body.


Photo: INF PHOTO

By comparison, this is what a pregnant woman looks like. Jessica Simpson, who is carrying a real 6-month old fetus, looks every bit pregnant. She is due to give birth in the Spring. Meanwhile, Beyonce, who is in her 10th month of pregnancy, plans to "deliver" her "baby" onstage at the 2012 Grammy Awards.

Photos: Splash News and INF PHOTO

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    I like Jessica Simpson but in that picture she looks like she stank. I'm sorry

    Beyonce is swole and ready to deliver :yes:

  • JMO

    So you just gone sneak in here CD and not say there is a new post up?? :lol:

  • neen-o

    I just want to say... her purse looks empty. I hate when i see big purses that look empty. #thatisall :coffee:

  • I’m ME….

    Beyonce feet are evidently SWOLLEN as hell!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    SMH! This is not a good comparison because Jessica Simpson was fat before she got pregnant. :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    So nothing about Jessica wearing heels???? OK

    Bey looks swole as hell....

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @JMO

    :cool:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Sandra, HATER. Thanks for the post though :wink:

    Look at my lovely Bey :cheer: :cheer1:

  • Dee1127

    "Beyonce, who is in her 10th month of pregnancy, plans to “deliver” her “baby” onstage at the 2012 Grammy Awards"

    :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You need to credit your quips to KDub @Sandra. :coffee:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Beyonce and her fake baby bump were spotted leaving that office building in NYC that she seems to visits daily. Does she have a 9-5 job in that building? There are still no photos of Bey entering or leaving a doctor’s office. If she can visit a random office building every other day then surely she can visit a doctor’s office? Beyonce is such a fraud
    *******************
    Still grasping for straws Sandy Mae. :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeey JMO, CD, Cocoabana, BluPhi, Dee & dckimmie :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    OTB :hug:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    dckimmie says:

    SMH! This is not a good comparison because Jessica Simpson was fat before she got pregnant.
    -----

    HELLAR! (Madea voice)

  • EB

    When Beys baby is born SR will present it on top of pride rock.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :blink: Ummm Sandra, she looks pretty pregnant to me! :shrugs:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Hey Tatted :love:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    I love Bey ...but her feet look like they bout to bust out them shoes....

    And something about the thigh/knee area.....

    But she still has my heart...lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Tatted, I just realized you removed Tatted from your name but heyyyy

  • laterthannever

    J Simp and her awesome black J Simp pumps that I own two pair of (one for downtown- they get beat up) is a helluva lot shorter than Bianca. Hence her looking 90 months at 6.

    Beyonce is definitely going to have the baby on 2/4 or... 1/8 (4+4)? Those feet are 36 weeks feet.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Last thing.... what pregnant celeb have we ever seen leaving a doctors office????

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Meanwhile, Beyonce, who is in her 10th month of pregnancy, plans to “deliver” her “baby” onstage at the 2012 Grammy Awards.

    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • JMO

    Hey tat tat tatted up!! :hug:

  • lovezoe

    I'm 7 months and I don't even look like Jessica Simpson!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    @ Blu, her feet are an ounce of sodium away from busting out them shoes. She's still beautiful though.

    I wonder if Jay still tappin that? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Jessica Simpson has on HIGH heels Sandra... :coffee:

    #onlybeingfair

  • JMO

    :waves: at Dck in me ... where you been guhl?? *evil laugh at the name*

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Cocoabana - YEAH, I removed it a while ago! :lol: YOU STILL CALL ME TATTED THOUGH. You don't pay 'no taynshun to me! :wail:

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    I'm ME.... says:

    Beyonce feet are evidently SWOLLEN as hell!!

    ____________________________________________________

    Clearly her feet have been contoured :coffee:

  • pointhimout

    im on a conference call again. I'm not the facilitator and not really sure why I'm on it. What are u doing this weekend?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ JMO - Don't let MZD see that I didnt lower case your name! :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Point :hug:

  • LaceFace

    I :heart: JS pumps. I wore pumps up until my 8 month of pregnancy, then my ankle got swollen. :sad: but im in them now, so that make me :smile:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Jessica short. :lol:

    Po thang. :(

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ION I find Jayonce a very WEIRD couple and no comment on Simpson looking stank I mean pale :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    Heyyy Tatted :waves:

    I've been low key lurking and loving the Make up tips. I got a Buxom Lip gift set with glosses and lip stains and a Buxom Eye-liners set for Christmas from one of my co-workers and the gloss makes my lips tingle. :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :newpost:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    gimme love tatted :kiss:
    (martin vc)

  • OutsidetheBox

    Clearly her feet have been contoured

    :think: Sarcasm? Facetiousness? Braille only reader?

    Serious questions.

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Jessica got dem strong looking legs. I hope her man dont eva let her put dem babies around his neck because he will surely be put to sleep. Nite nite :zzz:

  • Ms.Fashion

    :rofl: at everything Sandrarose wrote!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    @JMO- I lurk sometimes. The man has me humping. Are you enjoying the heatwave???

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Clearly her feet have been contoured

    Sarcasm? Facetiousness? Braille only reader?

    Serious questions.

    _____________________________________________________

    I was totally joking.....
    I'm bored....

  • OutsidetheBox

    This is the new post, Kita. :rolleyes:
    :coffee:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whew @Nita. And did you mean "Its bored?" :thinking:

  • lovezoe

    So is my boo @Tatted beefing with me? No convo all day. :tears:

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    Jessica was big before she got knocked up (no shade just saying) so it's no wonder she is carrying bigger than Beyonce.

    Bey is probably one of those lucky snap back bitshes...

  • NaijaGal

    Youtube "I'm your conscious Jamie Foxx" if you want a huge laugh

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB....I WANT a new one. :shrug:

    Bish I hate you @ PumPz B4 BumPz

    Did you see the video I sent you? :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Whew lord look at them calve muscles on Jessica, she can kick a hole through a brick wall :hahaha:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    I would love to see Bey in some sweats and sneakers but this is BEY we're talking about.

  • BigCityGirl

    Afternoon Folks...

    Both Pregnant ladies look good...Its no telling when Bey is having her baby...but she is damn sure pregnant. Jessica is not on my radar..but good luck to her..

  • OutsidetheBox

    Pumps before bumps

    Forgot my signy. :hahaha:

    And im totally kidding @Nita. Totally. :)

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Who is Jessica Simpson pregnant for? She goin have so much azz after that baby come out. Niggas goin be houndin her. :yes:

  • lovezoe

    RAY J came to court today with Floyd to turn himself in!! :rofl: :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Yep I am going to have to agree with those swollen feet :hahaha:

  • LaceFace

    PumPz B4 BumPz I :heart: it lol

  • iheart405

    Them feets look swole as hell to me :shrugs:

  • lovezoe

    Beyonce looks like it hurts to BREATHE! If that isn't a sign of pregnancy...

  • Bootcampgirl

    Jessica's legs look nice, I am also ready for this baby to appear, and where the hell is this said heatwave because it's been cold has shat on the east coast, but it is in the 50's today so I'm not complaining too much..

  • Yall still crazy

    So, is Auntie saying that she's been eating alot of salt to make her feet/legs fat? :coffee:

    *waits for ole girl* #coocoocoocoo

  • OutsidetheBox

    Cocoa you got sneakers (they had a platform but eh :shrug: ) in her Love on Top vid. :lol:

    And sweats? Well, member she said she be sweating like a fukking pig on stage hence the wind fans. :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Zoe Zoe :hug: :hug:
    I would NEVER beef w/you my dear! NEVER! :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    #coocoocoocoo

    :dead:

    Pumps before bumps

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ DcKimmie - Thank you girl. I would love to see you put up a gravi w/what you did w/your makeup! :yes:

  • Roc

    Those are definitely the feet of a pregnant woman.

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Cocoa you got sneakers (they had a platform but eh ) in her Love on Top vid.

    And sweats? Well, member she said she be sweating like a fukking pig on stage hence the wind fans.
    ----

    Ole sweaty ass!

    No, I just want to see her look busted as hell. Kinda like what Rihanna looked like in that earlier post :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    We've got our heatwave :coffee:

  • JMO

    dckimmie says:

    @JMO- I lurk sometimes. The man has me humping. Are you enjoying the heatwave???
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :yes: ...

    I think of you every once in a while when I drive through downtown on lakeshore drive like ... "that chick kimmie lives around here somewhere ... lucky bish" :lol:

  • Mamacita

    Are people really STILL saying she's not pregnant?? I mean look at those feet, and that face, and those legs STUFFED in those jeans :lol: Yall can't be serious.

    I see OTB holdin it down. :grill:

  • Daisy

    @iscream Jessica wasn't big before she got prg she was bigger than Bey but not big in gen. YT folks always gave Jess a hard time abt her weight but even in some of her "fat" pcis she was only a 6/8. I believe both ladies will snap back most in Hollywood do.

  • Smonae80

    Hey everyone :waves:
    Bey looks good, not sure what u getting at Sandy, not stanning for b should've been part of your New Year's resolution

  • JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – Don’t let MZD see that I didnt lower case your name! :no:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :lol:

  • NaijaGal

    Jessica's baby daddy don't wanna sign a pre-nup

  • OutsidetheBox

    :lol: :hahaha:

    So you catch yourself saying damn Bey, sit down? :hahaha:

    I like Rih's head rag game. DJM.

    #hoodsquirrel
    #barbadosgreenmonkey

    Pumps before bumps

  • LaceFace

    someone send me a Tw33T @ diva_since_84.... im so bored at work and I have to be here til 8pm EST

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ JMO - You liked that? :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    Maven u so purdyyy..hellur
    heyyyyyyy chocD
    heyyyyy ManI

    now to this post....
    ion think folks will be satisfied unless they see live close-ups of Beyonce's coin purse in the delivery room with the baby comin out.
    But my ? is this..if the pregnancy IS fake..what could the reason(s) be?
    hmmmm.....

  • lovezoe

    @Tatted okay!! :hugs:

  • JMO

    Daisy says:

    @iscream Jessica wasn’t big before she got prg she was bigger than Bey but not big in gen. YT folks always gave Jess a hard time abt her weight but even in some of her “fat” pcis she was only a 6/8. I believe both ladies will snap back most in Hollywood do.
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Thats the requirement when they're looking for a surgeon :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey Smonae :hug:

  • Yall still crazy

    Naija, who's her bd?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Bootcamp
    :nono: Complaints 50 is better than 20-30 anyday EASTCOAST REPPN :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Mzwhang - Why thank you mama! That was really awesome of you to say that! :hug:

  • JMO

    @Tatted ... :yes: :wink:

  • Yall still crazy

    LaFace, Imma tweet you right now yo

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    OTB, no worries, I didn't even "get" your response anyway :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Anybody get :shank: over Bey-Teflon weave and her baby camel hump, yet????? :popcorn:

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Choco-those single digits at night are not the business, but they say we are supposed to be having a unusually warm winter, thank goodness for that because that snow last year was insane..

  • free

    ok jessie is wearing heels so i GOTTA GIVE ONE TO THE STANS TODAY. stillettos seem hella reckless at that point in your life but i guess....

  • free

    Unpredictable says: Anybody get over Bey-Teflon weave and her baby camel hump, yet?????

    ***************************************

    give it time, give it time....

  • Yall still crazy

    U, nope, OTB threatened somebody :coffee: #tisall :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    I'm from the West Coast and never owned a pair of Tims until I moved to the East Coast...

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    TaBew & LaceFace i left u both a msg in the prev post :coffee:

    imma start learning to hit refresh b4 i post :rollseyes:

    oh. she still aint had the baby yet huh? :yawn:

  • LaceFace

    Yall what is your name?

  • Smonae80

    Hey Makeup Maven :cheers:
    Thanks for those holiday makeup tips

  • OutsidetheBox

    Good Nita. :lol:

    You had to be there (an earlier post). :lol: Im glad you can joke tho. Are you new?

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    @maven yqw!!

    unpredictable & jmo :rofl:

    im still mad @ last-trimester stilletos

  • OutsidetheBox

    Somebody did get stabbed at Mirs. :lol:

    Google it. :coffee:

    We'on play.

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • The Makeup Maven

    Beyawnce' feet & ankles look like mine! :coffee:

  • JMO

    Unpredictable says:

    Anybody get :shank: over Bey-Teflon weave and her baby camel hump, yet????? :popcorn:
    ________________________________________________________________

    I think the girl you're referring to has been banned :rules:

  • LaceFace

    lol @ Fayla

    Im sorry boo...imma go back

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :new post: :pray:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco-those single digits at night are not the business, but they say we are supposed to be having a unusually warm winter, thank goodness for that because that snow last year was insane..
    ______________________
    :yes: So pleased we are having a mild winter I've wanted to leave the east coast cuz of winters but home is home

  • The Makeup Maven

    <----- CANKLE'D UP AND PROUD! :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    I have a party to go next week and have to get a dress, I am dreading heels.

  • Mother Jefferson

    :coffee: :kona:

  • The Makeup Maven

    MZD - don't go see post #31! PUH-LEEEZE! :pray:

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    I have been a memeber for almost about a year, but I hadly post. I just come on here everyday to read everyone else's hilarity :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    The thing with them stilettos is they not stilettos...

    Those shoes (JS's) have at least an .5 more like an inch of (hidden) platform.

    So technically a heel measures 4in, but w a 1-2in platform :shrug: youre back down to church lady heels.

    Thats why we can walk around in them all day.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smonae - No problem hun. Anytime I can be of assistance, let me know!
    :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I see, I see... may I assume @Man's role and ask why your moniker refers to "no clothes"?

    A/S/L? :lol:

    #residentnoseylady

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • caligirl

    @Dimpz - Peferct Picture...Keep right......there :yes: :waves: Hey!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Tatted....I saw. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: ONE DAMN QUESTION why did Bey wear fake belly bumps if she is really preggers that chit is sooooo BUTFUK DUMB!

  • jazi65

    Jessica looks beautiful preggers - minus those dam high heels.

    Bey just looks like she's suffering from water retention :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Cali....Thanks, I really don't like my smiling pictures though. :no:

  • JMO

    :offtopic:

    Anyone know of a site where I can browse to get ideas for long hair styles?? Preferable something curly because my hair will be getting wet ... :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Somebody did get stabbed at Mirs.
    _________

    :lol: I know, I read about that crazy shat, I was just askin cuz you know folks' inner "G" gets exposed in Bey posts sometimes. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco...Chile just :shrug: :(

  • LaceFace

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    TaBew!!!!!! i believe u, but would it be wrong if i requested a “feel test”

    LaceFace says:

    @ Fayla

    you would be soo proud of me. I havent used the creamy crack (relaxer) since April 2011.
    _____________
    well welcome to the land of au naturale..have i introduced u to Whipfinity? *flips mini-twists while batting eyes*

    ___________________________________________

    I have not been introduced to Whipfinity, but I've heard @Tatted speaking of it in other post. Tell me about it.

  • JMO

    *preferably

  • lovezoe

    @JMO- I just Google the style I want and then go from there in Images.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    :dead: @Tatted. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Choc remember that some of us still dont believe she wore bumps. :shrug:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • KDub

    You need to credit your quips to KDub @Sandra.
    ------------------------------------------
    Don't make me hafta go back and pull that Aug 2011 day after VMA announcement....when I said the birth was gonna start at the Golden Globes and last til Grammy night :nono:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dimpz
    :shrugs: They SPECHUL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Cute pic Dubbs. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Choco

  • OutsidetheBox

    JMO you could try comething like "long hair ideas" and also Youtube videos. :yes:

    They had a post on FashionBomb not too long ago... "10 ideas for Long hair" or something like that...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @OTB
    Well what about the ones who saw the fake belly deflate why did her belly deflate :rofl: Im serious but the chit is funny cuz why go to those measure WEIRD :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I tole her KDub. She know we got them eleFONT memories. :lol:

  • sexyphillygirl

    Both women look cute and I am loving this warm weather Philly is getting. Ill take it over snow, last year we had so much snow I wanted to scream. JS is still a airhead to me...a rich airhead but still a airhead.

  • Yall still crazy

    LaFace, I was just joshing you yo. ION got twitter :shrug:

    Yso, put me up to that jokey joke *looks around* :rofl:

    Yes, what is WHIPFINITY?

  • Bigbadwolf

    Bey does not look pregnant. I don't care if Jessica was fat, that's even more of a reason for her stomach to not fill out. Most fat people you can't tell they're pregnant until they are ready to have the baby. A small person's face and entire body would be swollen by now. Unless Jessica is having twins/triplets/quads, she shouldn't be bigger than a full term pregnant women.

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    I see, I see… may I assume @Man’s role and ask why your moniker refers to “no clothes”?

    A/S/L?

    #residentnoseylady

    PumPz B4 BumPz
    _____________________________

    27/F/St. Louis area.....

    In my late teens, early 20's, I was known to wear really small shorts (ala Kimbella) and small tanks etc. so my friends used to call me that.... Not too proud of it now, but hey, I was young and had the body so eh.....

  • KDub

    Awe tx @Dimpz :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Choc some of us dont believe anything deflated. :shrug:

    Some of us means ME btw. Just in case somebody font lurking. :lol:

    A silk dress is a silk dress; the construction of a structured silk dress... ahh never mind. Your mind's made up and thats cool too. Hilarious right. :lol:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    @ DcKimmie – Thank you girl. I would love to see you put up a gravi w/what you did w/your makeup! :yes:

    ____________________________

    Honey. I am not putting up a Avatar looking like Homie the Clown. I can send you a email..

  • Yall still crazy

    In my late teens, early 20?s,

    Whish one is it? Are there two of you? :grill:

  • LaceFace

    @ Yall

    :lol: I was actually looking for s tweet ..... :sad: now

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    JMO you could try comething like “long hair ideas” and also Youtube videos. :yes:

    They had a post on FashionBomb not too long ago… “10 ideas for Long hair” or something like that…
    _______________________________________________________________

    Thanks!!

  • Yall still crazy

    Aww shoot "which"... #nolakersdikshunareee :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choc some of us dont believe anything deflated.

    Some of us means ME btw. Just in case somebody font lurking.

    A silk dress is a silk dress; the construction of a structured silk dress… ahh never mind. Your mind’s made up and thats cool too. Hilarious right.
    ___________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: Girl I :heart: you all the above has me in tears yo azz aint playing either :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    JMO says:

    dckimmie says:

    @JMO- I lurk sometimes. The man has me humping. Are you enjoying the heatwave???
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :yes:

    I think of you every once in a while when I drive through downtown on lakeshore drive like … “that chick kimmie lives around here somewhere … lucky bish” :lol:
    ___________________________________________

    LOL. I'm not that lucky when that damn wind and lake effects snow is blowing!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I love it! @Nita. :lol:

    Yessss. Im scantly clad too. But only on Saturdays!

    And Sundays...after Church or my TV spiritual hour. :lol:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • Yall still crazy

    LaFace :hug: I's sorry, but you saw who made me do it right?

    #lies :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @Man, she is pregnant for (down south schidt, in the midwest it's pregnant BY) a white dude named Eric Johnson who has played pro football but dont't think he was on a 2011 roster. and he's refusing to sign aprenup so the weddingis in hold... Somewhere her daddy looked at her and said "Damn Dummy... "

    I believe her daddy busted her open though.....

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    In my late teens, early 20?s,

    Whish one is it? Are there two of you?

    ____________________

    Huh? No ma'am. Only one :) The late teens, early 20s refers to when I used to dress like a HoE :lol:

  • I Go There

    This poor baby...

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    lovezoe says:

    @JMO- I just Google the style I want and then go from there in Images.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Thanks!!

  • KDub

    Its ok @OTB. I am an original with my comedy and folks can borrow. I was the first to call Terrible Nash Teddy Ruxpin and folks just took that one and ran with it. Even Fred on that site that shall remain nameless. At least we know he reads this site though :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Why MIRS laffin' @ me??? :blink: :lol:

  • VDot

    RAY J came to court today with Floyd to turn himself in!! .

    :rofl:

    I wonder if they took a dip in his indoor/outdoor pool before heading in. Moneyteam#

  • LaceFace

    :hugs: its okay! thank you for making me smile

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lawd girl got legs for days... :blink:

    Get your feet offa the counter. :lol:

    Put the otha gravi back. You showing off @Nita. :lol:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • OutsidetheBox

    I try @Choc.

    Anytime. :lol:

  • lovezoe

    Watching some of those Ish Black Girls say videos, :rofl:

    Also :rofl: at Janet Jackson in these Nutrisystem commercials

  • Beautiful30

    Sandra that of hers may be questionable but definitely not those feet. they sure look like a woman who preggo's

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    And no, I didn't take that pic in my gravi the summer before last :biggrin:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :grin: @ OTB

  • I Go There

    Nita-No-Clothes says:

    And no, I didn’t take that pic in my gravi the summer before last
    ______________________________________________

    Nice gams....

  • caligirl

    @JMO - For my vacation hair, I check here first...

    http://www.hairsisters.com/en/milky-way/index.php?BrandM_Id=0&BrandS_Id=0&CategoryM_Id=5

    Or goole black hair styles Images

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @Tatted, cuz yo crazy azz over there tawkin bout some damn cankles. :lol:

    I got chicken ankles, just a lil bit bigger than LaLa's :lol:
    #holdsheadinshame Cuz them some lil azz ankles she got. :lol:

  • iheart405

    @JMO, go to universal hairsalons . com. They have a buch of diff styles

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hahaha: @Nita clarifying that her chit aint small gravi cute. :rofl:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Kimmie ... true! lol

    @IGO ... :karate: for calling me Rudy in that other post. I saw it! :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    iheart405 says:

    @JMO, go to universal hairsalons . com. They have a buch of diff styles
    ________________________________________________________

    :thumbsup: :pc:

  • Ty

    Nothing about this girl says that she is due any day :nono: Again, Where is the bump? If you are due any day, u cant cover that shyt up at all. Her feet "appear" to be swollen. However, if you put on a smaller shoe, your feet will look like pigs in blanket also. I think she is reading the blogs though :coffee:

    I still want to know when Angie is due :think: If she returns without a baby, we will know where baby Camelete came from :rofl:

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    OTB, so before and after church, gotcha :rofl:

    And thank ya hb! (hb, hunni bun :) I like to think that I still have it, even after my two babies destroyed my stomach :thumbsup:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :offtopic:
    Lil Kim just arrived to court to support Mayweather. Why they acting like this nicca on a murder trial and chit

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    @Kimmie … true! lol

    @IGO … for calling me Rudy in that other post. I saw it!
    _________________________________________________________

    My bad Denise.... :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ty Ive been meaning to ask why you so pressed about it?

    Bey stole a song you wrote? Serious questions..?

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yeah you said she was "Denise". :lol:

  • Ty

    VDot says:

    RAY J came to court today with Floyd to turn himself in!! .

    I wonder if they took a dip in his indoor/outdoor pool before heading in.
    _______________
    I wonder did Floyd have any request and did Ray J have a Casio keyboard in his backpack :rofl:

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    @I Go There, Thank you!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Ty Ive been meaning to ask why you so pressed about it?

    Bey stole a song you wrote? Serious questions..?

    PumPz B4 BumPz
    _________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :no: <--- smh

  • Hershey

    Why Beyonce' jeans look like she has a fat suit underneath them? :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @OTB, GTFOH with that small picture cute!!!!!! :dead:

    Awwww, where is Missy??????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    *hides his crayons and his cousinz*

    Did i hear right there was a Blu sighting?

    Where is Kingston?
    Where is Blue?
    Anyone Heard from Flo?
    Where is His? (thought she was paroled...am i wearing my vest for nothing)
    Where is Solo?
    Where is Phro?
    Where is the girl that looked like Dwight Howard?

    :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Nita-No-Clothes says:

    @I Go There, Thank you!!!
    ____________________________________

    No maam as a Lover of Legs... I thank you.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHOCD
    Notice who is joining E listers like Lil Kim and Raj J they need some shine bishazz Tyrese would be there if he could singing the effn Coka Cola song in the background

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ MIRS - I am okay w/my cankles. Sooo, you got chicken legs, huh? The kind that seems like they are gonna break at any given moment?
    :no:

    My chit too thyck and skrong for that! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Lil Kim prolly arrived at court lookin like one of the aliens from Mars Attacks. SMH. :no: But that's still my lil Asian bish tho.

  • I Go There

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Lil Kim just arrived to court to support Mayweather. Why they acting like this nicca on a murder trial and chit
    ___________________________________________

    It must not have been tooo Hot outside... cause that chic bout to melt at anytime.

  • KDub

    Lil Kim just arrived to court to support Mayweather
    ---------------------------------------------

    I want Floyd to buy himself a new circle of friends.

    Riddle me this....What do these folks have in common:
    Lil Kim
    Ray J
    50 Cent

  • OutsidetheBox

    :shrug:

    I ask everybody that. Yall know that. messy fukkas. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Fuggn :crying: :rofl: over here and no one knows why what about the front!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    *pushes Ace in the :kona: PAY HIM NO MIND! :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Mirsssssssss :hahaha: Civil posted the other day! Girl I was too giddy!

    I havent seen missy in ages. Missy say she aint like the new bishes. :hahaha:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • OutsidetheBox

    WHO THE FUKK LOOKED LIKE DWIGHT HOWARD?

    :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    What about the front? :thinking:

  • KDub

    Where is the girl that looked like Dwight Howard?
    ------------------------------------------
    Who
    In de fugg
    Looked like Mr. Foul on You?

    That had a log in to this site :rofl:

    I CCCCAAAAAANNNNOT

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ewwww Hershey :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    Ace #179..... #ontheflo' :dead:

    ...and Al done said Wendy look like Natrone Means... Fantasia looking like the Fourth Stooge (literally and figuratively) and Kdub typed a letter for Aunt Bunny to read to Fantasia...

    Fuque all yall... :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ KDub....They're all famous from being linked to someone more famous?

    Biggie
    Brandy
    Dr. Dre.

    Hell IONO. :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yep what about the front all yall take a minute to ponder easily enticed mofos :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Lil Kim just arrived to court to support Mayweather
    ———————————————

    I want Floyd to buy himself a new circle of friends.

    Riddle me this….What do these folks have in common:
    Lil Kim
    Ray J
    50 Cent
    *********************
    HAS BEENS (NICKI MINAJ voice)

    :whistle:

    Yeah, I said it, has-been
    Hang it up, flatscreen
    (Haha) Plasma
    Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
    I got the pumps, it ain’t got medicine
    I got bars, Xenocin
    I’m a bad bitch, I’m a cunt
    And I’ll kick that hoe, punt

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ MIRS – I am okay w/my cankles. Sooo, you got chicken legs, huh? The kind that seems like they are gonna break at any given moment?

    My chit too thyck and skrong for that!
    ____________

    :lol: I got thick thighs, and decent calves, but them ankles is lil. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Is that My Baby :kiss: ( :lick: + :tittays: ) + :whip: x :kiss: + :hump: = :crying:

  • Ty

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ty Ive been meaning to ask why you so pressed about it?

    Bey stole a song you wrote? Serious questions..?
    _________________________
    Why do I have to be pressed because I commented? Maybe I just felt the need to get the shyt of my chest, espcially since I dont like her. This is a Bey post right? I commented on the heffa in your gravi earlier on her post, I guess I am pressed about her too :coffee:

    Lets just say Im paying homage :rofl:

    #realtalk

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Did I tell yall to ignore Ace?!

    Why you put her on blast like that though? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Lil Kim just arrived to court to support Mayweather
    ———————————————

    I want Floyd to buy himself a new circle of friends.

    Riddle me this….What do these folks have in common:
    Lil Kim
    Ray J
    50 Cent
    *********************
    HAS BEENS (NICKI MINAJ voice)
    ___________

    But Ray J had to have "Been" in order to become a "Has-been"

  • OutsidetheBox

    Did i hear right there was a Blu sighting? Yes.

    Where is Kingston? She posted about a wekk ago asking for a new post LOL
    Where is Blue? Who dis ill?
    Anyone Heard from Flo? Yes, she cool.
    Where is His? (thought she was paroled…am i wearing my vest for nothing) HIS SAY HER LOGIN DONT WORK. Sandra say she gotta ask for her password..
    Where is Solo? Who dis ill?
    Where is Phro? IDK...MIA
    Where is the girl that looked like Dwight Howard? Again. WHO DIS ILL?

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    The most :rofl: :rofl:

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    Bey had the baby already!!!!!!! She looks happy, congrats Carter's- they ain't playing with the paparazzi or the public, they are keeping the baby out of the public eye!!! She is making this appearance after it was rumored she had the baby last week & she did!!!!!! Wait & see ;)

  • Danielle

    Bey face and those legs scream pregnant to me :shrug: Not all pregnant women get big as a house :rolleyes:

  • KDub

    Correct-o-mondo @Dimpz. But...

    Biggie is dead. You can't friend up no ghost!
    Puffy's friendship is prolly too expensive
    And who in the fugg wants to hang around the Michelin Man (Dr. Dre)

    All the friendship Floyd can afford are has-beens and hangers on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    MzD... :yahoo: *hands you a bag of fresh new gloss....*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    My Booba!!!! :blow: + :tittays: + :boobs: - :whip: / :hump: * :lick: to the tenth power = :explosion: + :crying: <------facial

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Who looks like Dwight Howard??? :rofl: :rofl: ... No she doesn't :coffee:

    Also, where is YSO?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Wait who asking Bout My Solo?

    ACE you after my Baby?

  • KDub

    Oh I forgot Brandy in my list but so has everyone else. Even her hairline forgot that azz. OH WELL.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Did I tell yall to ignore Ace?!

    Why you put her on blast like that though? :rofl:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :think:

  • iheart405

    :stop: Way min way one gat dayum minute :stop:
    Who in the fugg was granted a login that looked like Dwight Howard and was claiming to be a female :rofl: I hatechall :crying:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Lil Kim just arrived to court to support Mayweather
    ———————————————

    I want Floyd to buy himself a new circle of friends.

    Riddle me this….What do these folks have in common:
    Lil Kim
    Ray J
    50 Cent
    *********************
    HAS BEENS (NICKI MINAJ voice)
    ___________

    But Ray J had to have “Been” in order to become a “Has-been”
    ****************
    So you just gone overlook the fact that he had a significant role in The Sinbad Show as a young child actor and played the dangerous but loveable brother of Moesha. Oh.... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    I got LipGloss! :yahoo:

    @ KDubb...I'm glad Puff finally got the memo you can't "friend" a dead guy.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @OTB, Blue ill a cousin-fugger. :lol: He got cuz-wives and chit. :lol:

  • iheart405

    Al and Unpredix are Nasty :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Well folks that's it we can all live better and more prosperous lives now that BEYJAY had the lil one :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Al....he ain't tawkin bout no solo! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco I must be in full bytch mode today because I.Don't.Give.A.Fukk. :shrug: :no:

    #NotDirectedTowardsYou

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    He asked about her I can read calms down goes to recheck :coffee:

  • I Go There

    iheart405 says:

    Way min way one gat dayum minute
    Who in the fugg was granted a login that looked like Dwight Howard and was claiming to be a female I hatechall
    _______________________________________________

    Im wondering the same thing... but I refuse

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Al...You're GOOD, it's not her. :no:

  • VDot

    Riddle me this….What do these folks have in common:
    Lil Kim
    Ray J
    50 Cent

    They all like ?what what in the butt? ? :shrugs:

  • iheart405

    @MzD, Im in the same typa mood too :middlefanga: to anyone who got summn to say bout it :rollseyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    *just died a thousand deaths reading Ace, KDub, and OTB's posts*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dimpz
    I can dig it babe normally its me so yeah today Im enjoying that it isn't :hugs:

  • iheart405

    @Igo, Who that in yo gravi :thinking: Her body is the TRUFF.COM

  • Hershey

    FLOYD AINT GOING TO JAIL :danban:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ iHeart....Bad part is, I KNOW i'll feel this way until about Monday.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    KDub says:

    Oh I forgot Brandy in my list but so has everyone else. Even her hairline forgot that azz. OH WELL.
    _________

    :dead:

  • iheart405

    Hey Choco :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :hug: Choco

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ My Baby :blow: * infinite (or till that parkinsons kicks in ) :lick: + real deep hard :hump: = :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Then Ace brought his ass in her starting Shyt and left. :blink:

    Him maka me sick! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Wait D Howard is new? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    iheart405 says:

    Al and Unpredix are Nasty
    _______

    *licks lips* Yep :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ Iheart

    Let me see if I can round up some juice :grin:

  • iheart405

    Hopefully I wont feel this way for long. My grown azz got an ear infection so im just ready to :cuss: one of these whiney azz patients out

  • Hershey

    Money and privelege is everything, Money May, has to complete some intense counseling and he's not going to the pokey...sorry bubba but :cheer: Fiddy cent

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I gets no love from you bishes today... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @My Boo

    :lick: + :hunching: <----- me: face down, azz up + :blow:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Al..... :no: :coffee:

    @ IHeart....Poor baby. Just cuss they ass out.

  • iheart405

    Sorry Fe, Hey Bew :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    FeFizzle!!!!! :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :hi: Fe

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :2dance: @ Fe

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    iheart405 says:

    @MzD, Im in the same typa mood too :middlefanga: to anyone who got summn to say bout it :rollseyes:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: back to iheart, Unpredicamirs, Dimpz, Choco

    *feels the love again*

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :woot: @Fe

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ My Baby :hunching: + :lick: = :crying: <-- you riding my face

  • iheart405

    :yawn: :rollseyes:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Hey Fe :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Then Ace brought his ass in her starting Shyt and left. :blink:

    Him maka me sick! :hahaha:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    :coffee: my baby me knows me too well... :kiss: f*ck the algebra chit Al and Unpredickable got going on ...we just gonna gonna skip to the f*ckin we we get home...You still got them pain pills? might wanna go ahead and pop a few of them now...for later.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @JMO

    :2dance:

    *breaks out flashlight for Tatted because she igged me all day*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    I thought that was Beetle Juice :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @ty, I said pressed because you write a dissertation EVERY Bey post. Thats all. :shrug: Be like Jazi and keep that hate to 2 sentences or less.

    I didnt read your post on Rih? cause its the blunt and the headwrap I'm afta.

    Rih cool. But she aint no Bey.

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Who look like Dwight Howard??? LOOOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ChocD

    That gravie still makes me die a thousand more deaths...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @Ace, :hater:

    @My Boo, :hunching: <-----anal, hold the chit. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And Choc? Fukk you VERY much. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    #fronting

  • Yall still crazy

    I can dig it babe
    ------------
    Jive Turkey :coffee:

    :rofl:

    :love: Fi :love:

    #giveyouacoughdroptosuckon #thatswhatfriendsarefor :grill:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Did yall see Sandra bestie Zeralyn and her sob story about getting rammed and sent home from supposedly Keyon Martin. Said he bought her a salisbury steak and sent her ass back home. :rofl:

  • I Go There

    iheart405 says:

    @Igo, Who that in yo gravi Her body is the TRUFF.COM
    __________________________________________________

    I dont know who it is... but If you find out let me know.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    f*ck the algebra chit Al and Unpredickable got going on
    ________________________
    :lol:

  • Yardgirl

    FeFe says: Ummm Sandra, she looks pretty pregnant to me!

    ****************

    Me too! I missed saying hello to you earlier FeFe so "Heller!" :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    <----wants to know who looked like Dwight Howard as well...and I been lurking far longer than I been posting...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Al..... :rofl: @ Beetlejuice

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Fe

    What's funny about a family portrait :coffee:

  • Ty

    :wave: @ FeFe

    @ Dimpz...u just need a big glass of phuck it!

  • OutsidetheBox

    ?what what in the butt? ?

    :dead:

  • Yall still crazy

    :hunching: <—–anal, hold the chit :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @Mirs #261

    :love: back at Smurfette and Yardie!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :dead: at her calling him Missy. I hate OTB.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Salisbury Steak :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    CD, fukc the steak, that dude had staph in his azz, who would want him or that?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ChocD

    You mean a self portrait! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And why nobody wont ansa the Dwight question?

    Yall holding out.

    PumPz B4 BumPz

    :hi: @Fe!

  • Yall still crazy

    Did I see dwight howard?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Who buys Salisburry Steak disgusting

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ TY.....I feel like I had 3. :coffee: <-----Another cup

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @OTB

    If you dont take that damn sig off. :rofl: :rofl: I just cant :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    anal, hold the chit

    :dead: :dead: :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @ChocDiesel #264.. I like that Zeralyn chick. she keeps it all the way trill.. That was some Em in Seven Mile schit though....

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Yall was prolly up in there Dwightella she cute! :rofl:

    Yall be so wrong sometimes...

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Did yall see Sandra bestie Zeralyn and her sob story about getting rammed and sent home from supposedly Keyon Martin. Said he bought her a salisbury steak and sent her ass back home.
    --------

    Goldie..I mean Zeralyn is ugly as hell.

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Salisbury Steak

    ____________________

    :dead: Times 2

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ OTB it was some chick on here that had an Infant head and mand shoulders she hasnt been around in a while. Unfortunate :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    Every time I see your posts the song 'Pumps in a Bump' comes into my head...ion wanna think about Hammer in a g-string :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Dimpz!!!! :yahoo:

    Wassamatta wit u???

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hahaha: Im mad I keep forgetting it. :rofl:

    Thanks for the reminder :rofl:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Sooooooo once upon a time, the above picture was my default on Twitter. This was in late 2009, and it made a many a thirst traps for actors, rappers and athletes. Or as I like to call them Rapletes. Many men jumped into my dm box talking about nothing and how they wanted to beat and skeet. I laughed and flirted heavily but nothing ever came of it. Until, one day I was watching Tyra Banks. She had a woman on the show that was talking about how to get far with men. Her advice was to make the first move and always with a compliment. Now, I couldn’t believe this, I use that at work all the time. But, I never thought to bring it outside of the work place.

    So I decided that day to use the tip on some random person. So I had seen this particular raplete in my Timeline before. Then, one day someone Retweeted him into my timeline, (This will all be foreign to you if you don’t use Twitter) I @ him and said “Wow, your fcukkin sexy.”… Suddenly, he told me to follow him and I did.

    Immediately, we began to talk back and forth via dm until maybe a few days later he sent me his number. We chatted heavily via text and exchanged pictures. I am never one to really put my face on a nakedy picture so I didn’t.( I will say, somewhere people do have topless pics with my face, but that’s about it LOL)

    So we talked and texted maybe a week when suddenly he asked, can I fly you to Denver? Of course I agreed and within 48 hours I arrived at DIA. He had a car service pick me up and I arrived at his apartment.(FOOLISH) Within hours we were having sex, (Yes I too do hoe shit) and we went to Grand Lux. I ordered a Salisbury Steak. To this day my friend Kapri teases me about fcuking for steak.

    None the less, I hung around a few days and went back home. We talked a little after that, but that was pretty much it. The basic moral of this story is to let you know that these men are predators on social sites. They pretend to like you and will fcuk you and send your ass back home. There are no feelings involved, they see some ass they want and purchase a ticket. I honestly would have felt better if he had gave me the money and not Delta.

    As much as I like to pretend like I don’t care, and have no feelings, I do. So, I have learned to stop falling for the okie doke. Don’t be a notch on one of these losers belts. Demand that they fly you out, put you in a hotel and DO NOT FCUK them. If they get mad, oh well was nothing gained or lost. But, at least you don’t have another stupid body count.
    Don’t have a Twitter #fail, treat these men like investors. Take the highest bidder… (*Bids aren’t limited to financially, it can be whatever your are yearning for*)
    _____________________
    Hope I don't get banned

    Jacked from Zeralyn

    ION what to say

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @YALL
    "that dude had staph in his azz, who would want him or that?"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Trina.

    ...Oh, that was a rhetorical question? My bad.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    OTTB did you check out Wilbur? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Al :stop: :rofl:

    Cute pic Nita :yes:

    :blink: @ Ass Staph

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    ALBoy says:

    @ OTB it was some chick on here that had an Infant head and mand shoulders she hasnt been around in a while. Unfortunate :coffee:

    ___________

    I HATCHUUU!!!!!!!!!! :ghost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    What was her name??????????

    Please tell me @Ace. I just wanna congrat her! I wish I had a celebrity lookalike!

    :rofl:

    PumPz B4 BumPz

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FeFe - I'm not iggin' you boo! :hug: :hug: :hug:

    I AIN'T NEVA DOING THAT! :nono:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Fe says:
    @ChocD

    You mean a self portrait
    ******************
    You are very correct it was just a slip of the tongue in saying family because it is very obvious that is the same individual :coffee:

  • Ty

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @ty, I said pressed because you write a dissertation EVERY Bey post. Thats all. Be like Jazi and keep that hate to 2 sentences or less.

    I didnt read your post on Rih? cause its the blunt and the headwrap I’m afta.

    Rih cool. But she aint no Bey
    __________________
    :rofl: OTB I will say whatever, whenever, about whomever. Ding bat azz Bey is not exempt either. I am not a follower but I will keep this shyt to a minimum though :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ OTB's tag! :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl: @Man & AL

  • OutsidetheBox

    Choc aint ZERALYN a friend of ours?!?!?!??!

    :dead:

    And yall be hating me. :casket:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Man.....Wasn't Trina also preggo by Wayne and screwing Baby?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    FeFe says:

    @OTB

    Every time I see your posts the song ‘Pumps in a Bump’ comes into my head…ion wanna think about Hammer in a g-string
    ________

    :cosign:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Mizzy....Just in a funk, I'll be ok. :hug: me?

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Choco

    I like how she trying to tell us dont let this fools treat you like this after she got hammered. Got it bytch. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Fine.

    Heels before Meals

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO
    "As much as I like to pretend like I don’t care, and have no feelings, I do. So, I have learned to stop falling for the okie doke. Don’t be a notch on one of these losers belts. Demand that they fly you out, put you in a hotel and DO NOT FCUK them. If they get mad, oh well was nothing gained or lost. But, at least you don’t have another stupid body count.
    Don’t have a Twitter #fail, treat these men like investors. Take the highest bidder… (*Bids aren’t limited to financially, it can be whatever your are yearning for*)
    ________________________________________________________________________
    ___

    I guess 15498451984161984698354984843219845.168 was her magic number where she "got it."
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Faget yall, My GMa saw that video and said now she knows why they call him Hammer. :yes:

    #TrueStory

  • OutsidetheBox

    @AL. Wilbur is not gay. I installed new batteiries in my gaydar and everything.

    Let me consult the Point them out Queen...Choc? Is Wilbur the pig gay? :waiting:

    Heels before Meals

  • VDot

    anal, hold the chit .

    :hahaha: :rofl:

  • VDot

    anal, hold the chit .

    :hahaha: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @ my Tatted

    @ChocD :rofl: yes, yes it is! :rofl:

    *refuses to comment on Zeralyn because she's a FOTB*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB....Couldja ask him about Schaeffer for me too? Thank you in Advance. :coffee:

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    @Dimpz, Thank you :)

    That smile, gorgeous hunni! I wish I had a dimple or two :( ....in my facial cheeks, not my a** cheeks :lol:

  • I Go There

    Women and Money... the worse combination ever known to man.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :offtopic: ... real quick (don't even know whats the topic though)

    My friend has been dating this guy for 6 months to 1 yr (idk). She just got back from vacation (its not me! :rollseyes: :lol: ) and now she thinks he's engaged to another woman. She found out because the other woman appeared in her "people you may know" thingy on facebook and she clicked on it and saw pics of them hugging, people saying congrats and chit.

    The guy is saying she's an old friend he ran into at a party and he's not engaged to her nor messing around with her. My friend was gonna contact her but now all of a sudden her page is deactivated and he won't get the girl to call my friend and explain.

    This is the same guy who "claims" he's not ready for a r/ship and hates posting pics on fb with women :blink: I think he's lying but she's starting to believe him.

    What do yall think?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choc aint ZERALYN a friend of ours?!?!?!??!
    __________________
    :yes: Which is why I censored myself on commenting on her face :lol:

    @ChocoD
    Im not certain wtf the purpose of her groupie tale was I mean chit I would have better negotiating skills she doens't know her worth or worse her puss aint that great this was a time for less is more!

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @OTB

    Heels before Meals :no: Do "kicks before dicks" if that's the case :rofl:

    Why didnt Sandra do a twitter fail for this slore she certaintly does it for everybody else. Its ok Sandra everybody got a HOE in they group and we now know who's in yours :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Faget yall, My GMa saw that video and said now she knows why they call him Hammer. :yes:

    ____________

    :hurl: yes, yes, his chit was semi-hard and sort of big...but dammit that chit was NOT sexy or hawt in the least bit! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Ty I know thats right. You font whatever whomever whenever you want, Lady. Who said you aint no diva.

    I dont know your font well admittedly but I was really just curious. I wasnt sure if you had stated your reasons before..

    Ding bats need love too. And money. Lots and lots of money. :coffee:

    Heels before Meals

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    This is the same guy who “claims” he’s not ready for a r/ship and hates posting pics on fb with women I think he’s lying but she’s starting to believe him.
    _____________________
    Do pictures lie is all Im saying :shrugs: Hugging and kissing and congrats is a lie :shrugs:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @ I GO THERE
    "Women and Money… the worse combination ever known to man"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I venture to say that the Uncle Phil/Dad on Family Matters combo someone was day dreaming about the other day is the mathematical worse combination feasible.

  • OutsidetheBox

    That ill a cute pic @Nita.

    #fronting. :yes:

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @AL. Wilbur is not gay. I installed new batteiries in my gaydar and everything.

    Let me consult the Point them out Queen…Choc? Is Wilbur the pig gay
    __________________________________________________________________

    OTB

    Wilbur is a Gay azz pig... for real.

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Choco, don't sensor yourself. Zeralyn is a mouth breeva too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Man

    Didn't they actually date in real life? I met Uncle Phil years ago at a party, he's VERY tall...

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Choc aint ZERALYN a friend of ours?!?!?!??!
    __________________
    Which is why I censored myself on commenting on her face

    @ChocoD
    Im not certain wtf the purpose of her groupie tale was I mean chit I would have better negotiating skills she doens’t know her worth or worse her puss aint that great this was a time for less is more!

    *********************
    Exactly why share this foolery. I guess as they say its no such thing as bad publicity as long as you getting publicity huh

    As far as all this FOTB crap so are we. We on here all day errday giving hits so if we see some stank activity going on we should be able to comment on it. :cool:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Kita :hahaha:

    Choco is the PointThemOut Queen. Point is just point. :lol:

    But fren, I think Choc already said he aint right. Sorry IA. :(

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Awww hellz yeah Wilbur is gay but its okay for him to be gay he's so cute :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Awww @JMO I feel sorry for her. :( WTF.

    Lets list the ways we can save her...or you could continue to collect fukkery for our comedic benfit.. :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    This is the same guy who “claims” he’s not ready for a r/ship and hates posting pics on fb with women I think he’s lying but she’s starting to believe him.
    _____________________
    Do pictures lie is all Im saying :shrugs: Hugging and kissing and congrats is a lie :shrugs:
    ____________________________________

    :think:

  • Ty

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Heels before Meals
    _____________________________
    :dead:

    *pours everybody some phuck it* :koolaid3:

  • Yall still crazy

    :yes: Azz Staph. Go google kenyan martin staph infection or some ish like that. :shrug:

    Man, that was a staged relationship IMO that started as soon as it was reported about his booty staph issues :coffee:

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    And to the dummy that fukced him on the first night, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF, GTFOH with that public service announcement!

    Bishes like you fukc the game all up, make that fool wait, what were you rushing for-to get bedded :birdbrain:

  • I Go There

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @ I GO THERE
    “Women and Money… the worse combination ever known to man”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I venture to say that the Uncle Phil/Dad on Family Matters combo someone was day dreaming about the other day is the mathematical worse combination feasible.
    ________________________________________________

    Man

    I will NEVER IN LIFE think about that combination... NEVER.
    How bout we just stop talking bout it...

    The playoffs start this weekend.... how bout them Packers huh?

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @JMO
    "real quick (don’t even know whats the topic though)

    My friend has been dating this guy for 6 months to 1 yr (idk). She just got back from vacation (its not me! ) and now she thinks he’s engaged to another woman. She found out because the other woman appeared in her “people you may know” thingy on facebook and she clicked on it and saw pics of them hugging, people saying congrats and chit.

    The guy is saying she’s an old friend he ran into at a party and he’s not engaged to her nor messing around with her. My friend was gonna contact her but now all of a sudden her page is deactivated and he won’t get the girl to call my friend and explain.

    This is the same guy who “claims” he’s not ready for a r/ship and hates posting pics on fb with women I think he’s lying but she’s starting to believe him.

    What do yall think?"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Your friend sounds really old and desperate to be all up on a nigga back like that. Chit I the walls closing in on me just from that story about another nigga. dayum.

    She needs some good outside dyck to get her mind off that nigga.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @JMO

    He's DEFINITELY lying... :coffee:

    She'll see in due time....

  • OutsidetheBox

    Damn yall. *middle finger*

    *cries a little*

    RayJ $

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Cocoa
    She has a lonnnnnnnnnnng face and chin like a stocking cap is over her face...

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    OTB, are you talking about me :lol: I'm gonna change it again because I can't be sure :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @ I GO THERE
    “Women and Money… the worse combination ever known to man”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I venture to say that the Uncle Phil/Dad on Family Matters combo someone was day dreaming about the other day is the mathematical worse combination feasible.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    They weren't day dreaming :lol: ... u such an azz

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    The Packers can and will be beaten :coffee:

  • sexyphillygirl

    Floyd date with Big Bertha has been pushed back to June 1 smh must be nice to be rich and have your way with the court system...

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @JMO

    Tell her to RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    In life we need to take heed to signs and I do believe this is hers and its telling her to keep it moving. Tell her not to contact the other female because for all she knows he has made up a story about yo friend to the other young lady.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Outside d!ck make them hoes sick. :hahaha:

    RayJ $

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ION maybe Zeralyn should be asking for advice instead of dishing it

  • I Go There

    @JMO

    I aint never knew a chic that was engaged to a dude run and hide.
    Something is up but I dont think he is getting married.
    and last but not least... This friend of yours... how the azz look?

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "@Man

    Didn’t they actually date in real life? I met Uncle Phil years ago at a party, he’s VERY tall…"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    God I don't know nor want to think about. :no:

    Whoever hated life and brought that chit up yesterday should be banned. I been congested and coughing and chit ever since reading that.

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, hope this ain't the same chick. I know a chick who is engaged but just found out about the side pc on twitter and fb and oh it's long story. And the "cheat" is all out with it, all out on fb and twitter.

    She is still saying she's getting married :coffee:

  • KayCeiSoul

    I'on know now about her looking like she's not with child.

    She's with something.

    Her feet look like fried bread in those shoes.

    #superswole. :coffee:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Damn yall. *middle finger*

    *cries a little*

    RayJ $

    ***********************************
    :wail: :wail: :wail: Damn so that mean you ova there hustling because I'm sure dem residual checks from Moeshea aint about that life no moe :rofl: :rofl:

  • Ty

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Cocoa
    She has a lonnnnnnnnnnng face and chin like a stocking cap is over her face…
    ______________________
    :crying: Does she look like Mac Tonight :rofl:

  • VDot

    "booty staph issues"

    :hurl:

    Now the lip tattoos make a little more sense. It wouldn't be right to tell people to kiss his azz....You might mess around and get MRSA of the lips :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    What is your NEW tagline RayJ about? :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Go back to her site and scroll down and look at her NYE pic this bish look like a CLOWN to much make up :hahaha:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    "Outside d!ck make them hoes sick. "
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Speaking of which... why my "rotund" lady friend had the nerve to let ANOTHA nigga hit a few months back?????????? WTF?

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @OTB ... :lol:

    @Fefe ... She's the type that falls hard for guys and I don't get it :shrug: No one wants someone up under them all the time and I've tried explaining that to her

    @Man ... he WAS the outside dyck to get her mind off another dude :smack:

  • I Go There

    Cocoabana says:

    The Packers can and will be beaten
    _______________________________________

    Im not a Packers fan but since my Team aint in... I dont care who wins.
    I just dont want man talking about Uncle Phil and Officer Winslow like that again.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    O, I see ya'll cuttin up today!
    :steer: :gossip:

  • Yall still crazy

    Cocoabana says:

    The Packers can and will be beaten :coffee:
    :cosign:

    -------------------
    :rofl: @ Igo asking how the azz is

  • OutsidetheBox

    :lol: What you mean @Nita.

    *work font* That is a cute gravi you have used to depict that you have plenty of #fronting. :yes:

    Better? Did I make it worse? You say you been lurking...come on girl. You know how we do. :hahaha:

    Maybe we got to pull out a questionairre on your ass....

    Pillow pet or Floppy?
    Chris Brown or Chris brown?
    Beyonce or any fukking body else?

    :waiting:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Choco

    Why she just change her twitter handle to Zeralyn "I fuck for Salisbury Steaks" :rofl: I guess she trying to seem like she making fun of herself :shrugs:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @YALL
    "Jmo, hope this ain’t the same chick. I know a chick who is engaged but just found out about the side pc on twitter and fb and oh it’s long story. And the “cheat” is all out with it, all out on fb and twitter.

    She is still saying she’s getting married"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    She got a sister or a cousin or something? Good women like that hard to find.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Jmo, hope this ain’t the same chick. I know a chick who is engaged but just found out about the side pc on twitter and fb and oh it’s long story. And the “cheat” is all out with it, all out on fb and twitter.

    She is still saying she’s getting married
    ______________________________
    Lawd sometimes I look at my drama as dramaless

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, hope this ain’t the same chick. I know a chick who is engaged but just found out about the side pc on twitter and fb and oh it’s long story. And the “cheat” is all out with it, all out on fb and twitter.

    She is still saying she’s getting married :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Wouldn't that be some ish if it was??! :gossip:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    @Man … he WAS the outside dyck to get her mind off another dude
    _______________________________________________________________

    YOU Never do that.... what the hell was she thinking.
    JMO you might as well let her be she not gonna listen to you.

  • Yall still crazy

    Fi, just let her be, because if she puts another up, we may :ghost:

    Honey :yahoo:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :dead: :dead: :dead:

    I hate chall. I cant choose what to address. ^^^^^^^

    :dead:

    RayJ $

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco

    Why she just change her twitter handle to Zeralyn “I **** for Salisbury Steaks” I guess she trying to seem like she making fun of herself
    ___________________________
    Sandra should intervene this chit is looking sadder and sadder the fact that the bish orders salisbury steak in a restaurant SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS bottom barrel bish but to fuk for one makes me wanna help her :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Dude might be slick and told the chick he Is engaged to that he got stalkers or something and had her to shut it down or he might have suggested the We ought to shut it down thing :no: but yea yo girl is a Plan B :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Shuddup ChocD!

    A diva is a female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of a hustla... :danban:

    Hit it @Ty!!!

    RayJ $

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @JMO
    "he WAS the outside dyck to get her mind off another dude "
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:

    You talkin bout dat bytch Jada Pinkett with Ratfink (Marc Anthony) aint you!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Man ... :lol:

    @Choco .... :yes: The drama my friends go through has me looking like this
    :blink: <--- all the damn time

  • I Go There

    @Yall

    I had to ask... shait like that matters.

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, the dude has dreads. *fingers crossed it ain't him*

    Choco, I smh at the stories I hear and just think to myself "there is no phucking way".

    #desperatebroads

  • OutsidetheBox

    “rotund” lady friend

    Perhaps cause you refer to her as Rotund lady friend? Oh and you wouldnt go to Chruch heathen!

    :rofl: :rofl:

    HOW DID YOU FIND OUTTTT?? Dont tell me she TOLD you.

    RayJ $

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @JMO
    I by no means am free from it nor can judge anyone else but got damn I do live in reality :shrugs: Meaning I can't lie to myself about chit I don't want to deal with....

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    I need my team to beat ATL on Sunday :pray:

    @Choco, she wears entirely too much make-up, all of her wigs are synthetic, she has NO SHAPE, her damn mouth is always open and her titties look deformed.

    WHERE IS SHE SEXY AT?!?!?

  • KayCeiSoul

    Ratfink (Marc Anthony)

    ********************************************

    :dead: Man, it's for chit like this ^^^^ that no matter how far you get out of pocket, you can do no wrong with me. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Hey @Yall :2dance:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Fe-ioness. Girl one of these fools familial relations had this as their txt signy.

    Come on. You know you want one. :hahaha:

    RayJ $

  • Yall still crazy

    Igo, you and Man are typical men. Too funny :)

    Do they even sell salisbury steak in restaurants though? I ain't never seen no ish like that? I thought that was a tv dinner :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @JMO

    Responses dude has likely given your friend:

    1. Are you sure you saw the right people on this page?
    2. I don't know WHAT you are talking about?
    3. What do you mean, I told you I don't do Facebook, so you should know it's not me!
    4. Photoshop is a muthafukka
    5. Are you sure you weren't dreaming this stuff?
    6. Those pictures are old, this bish won't leave me alone and she's stuck in a delusional dream world that we are still together.
    7. She created all those Facebook pages supposedly of folks wanting to congratulate her and she posted that chit on her OWN page!
    8. I told you that bish is crazy.
    9. Girl that was NOT me.
    10. I don't have time to argue back and forth with you, believe what you want, but I KNOW what the truth is!

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @JMO

    My cousin's hairstylist went through the same thang. Found out different things about her future husband and she ignored it. His baby momma called her and said they were still fuggin and he had just gotten out of rehab :blink: He also stole her car for a week on drug binge. My cousin and her stylist were very close and she kept urging her not to marry him. The stylist gave all her clients away to other people in the shop because her and her future husband decided to move out of town. Fast forward exactly 3 months after the wedding he jumped on her, stole her car and went to another state :blink: Now the stlist sits in a shop in the hood errday waiting on walk ins because all of her old clients did not come back becausse like their new stylist.

    Moral to the Story is: BYTCH GET YO MIND RIGHT :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    If the Steelers get bout ten more injuries My Broncos have a chance

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yeah @JMO she is not going to listen. Cosigning with IGo.

    But please keep us abreast. :lol:

    RayJ $

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    Dude might be slick and told the chick he Is engaged to that he got stalkers or something and had her to shut it down or he might have suggested the We ought to shut it down thing but yea yo girl is a Plan B
    _________________________________________________________________

    For real... you mean to tell me a chic would actually believe that shait. I still dont think a woman that engaged to a dude will just sit back and not let EVERY WOMAN in his circle not know about his engagement.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    Some broads make stupid mistakes but before I say anything about them I watch my mouth becuz I've been caught in a love triangle before it's just that I knew what to expect out of it! And even tho he wasn't married still not proud of myself but ain't badgering myself either cuz trust its been done to me! Two wrongs don't make right but adjusting that Karma feels extra good

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    "“rotund” lady friend

    Perhaps cause you refer to her as Rotund lady friend? Oh and you wouldnt go to Chruch heathen!

    HOW DID YOU FIND OUTTTT?? Dont tell me she TOLD you"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Naw long story but I happened up on it talking to some other folk. So I casually asked her about it and she was like "I made a mistake and some things went down and blah blah blah."

    But I told her I was a forgiving nigga and that I need to "mark my territory" again so I needed to hit. This was a while back. So we had been fluckin pretty regularly then she goin text me with that ol "my stomach feel different" chit.

    :nono: I told that bytch she better go sit on the toilet or something witht hat chit.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ FEFE # 10 is a Classic :lol: and usually the TRUTH :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @IGO ... Don't people do that all the time? Fugg someone else to get over another person :shrug: I havent but its not rare. She just got sprung I guess ... idk

    @AL ... Plan B she is. I told her months ago that she was feeling him waaay more than he was feeling her. I don't like him AT ALL and I've told her that too

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Thanks Nita. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey @Honeyyyyyy. Not that watered down chit either. The real thang. :hug:

    RayJ $

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ Igo have you ever been around a woman desperate to be married? Reality does not matter :coffee:

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    OTB, :lightbulb:

    No ma'am, not questionnaire required :) I gotcha....

    I'm about to get off of here and do some durn work before someone comes over here and asks me to do something..... "See" you all tomorrow :bye:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    After reading ChocoD's story I will say dumb azz broads!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    I hate txt signy, it's such a waste of space.

    The ones I've seen recently are:

    1. 1 real God
    2. My god works
    3. Things only look dark because your eyez are closed

    Like seriously get over the witty tag lines in text messages! :cuss:

  • Yall still crazy

    :steer: <---Me & Honey riding out!

  • I Go There

    Yall still crazy says:

    Igo, you and Man are typical men. Too funny

    Do they even sell salisbury steak in restaurants though? I ain’t never seen no ish like that? I thought that was a tv dinner
    __________________________________________________________

    Ive never seen Salibury steak on any menu... maybe I overlooked it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    FeFe says:
    10. I don’t have time to argue back and forth with you, believe what you want, but I KNOW what the truth is!
    ______________________________________________________
    Most used excuse :lol: so I heard :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    :lol: @ Man bout to be a daddy to a short Rotund baby :lol: Played yourself should have let her go. musthavethatgoodytrap :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "Responses dude has likely given your friend:

    1. Are you sure you saw the right people on this page?
    2. I don’t know WHAT you are talking about?
    3. What do you mean, I told you I don’t do Facebook, so you should know it’s not me!
    4. Photoshop is a muthafukka
    5. Are you sure you weren’t dreaming this stuff?
    6. Those pictures are old, this bish won’t leave me alone and she’s stuck in a delusional dream world that we are still together.
    7. She created all those Facebook pages supposedly of folks wanting to congratulate her and she posted that chit on her OWN page!
    8. I told you that bish is crazy.
    9. Girl that was NOT me.
    10. I don’t have time to argue back and forth with you, believe what you want, but I KNOW what the truth is!"
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    I stand by all ten of these responses.

    Don't forget number 11

    11. "I don't love her though." <<when all else fails

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @JMO

    Sad thing is usually when you complain about someone's significant other that pushes them towards that person even more. Lawwwwd knows I wish I would have listened to people telling me about my lil boy's daddy. I wake up in cold sweats damn near every night sreaming Jeysus why didnt I listen :wail: :wail: :wail:

  • Yall still crazy

    10. I don’t have time to argue back and forth with you, believe what you want, but I KNOW what the truth is!

    WINNER WINNER :chickenhead: CHICKEN DINNER

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Hey @OTB :yahoo:
    @Yall where we goin?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ Igo I have never heard of it in a real restaurant they must have went to Golden Corral when she "ordered" ( walked up to the buffet herself and got it) salibury steak :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Alboy

    That's why I saved it for last... :wink:

    #oldestandlamestresponseinthebookthathoesbebelieving

  • OutsidetheBox

    Choccccc me and you here on that ordering Salisbury steak in a resturant with a paid nigga.

    I wish I would. I like my Prime Rib medium-well. I like my Salmon broiled. :lol:I

    RayJ $

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @rofl: #11 thats the Im caught let me see how far I can get with this thang response :lol: I would never use that :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    Dreads or not? :waiting:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    11. Oh my gawwwd they got to you didnt they dem muthafuggas just mad because they know you the #1 and then would start laughing looking at me like I thought you was smarter than that :rolleyes:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOC D
    "I wish I would have listened to people telling me about my lil boy’s daddy."
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    That nigga was dycking you everywhere huh?
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    ALBoy says:
    @ Igo I have never heard of it in a real restaurant they must have went to Golden Corral when she “ordered” ( walked up to the buffet herself and got it) salibury steak :coffee:
    ________________________________________________________________
    :lol: hey Al

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Told Man she was planning their wedding earlier last year and that she knew he couldn't let her go - he loves all the extra lovin she got

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    chall tambout? :popcorn:

    YALL & LaFace

    Whipfinity is a hair/body whip made of unrefined shea butter, argan, grapeseed, avocado, virgin coconut, & castor oils infused with rosewater & aloe vera juice. it's purrty dern good if i may say so :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ Fefe you forgot " Stop Playing" then complete silence :lol:

  • Ty

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Shuddup ChocD!

    A diva is a female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of a hustla…

    Hit it @Ty!!!
    ___________________
    :nono: I will two step to the Love Boat theme song first :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    OTB you really gon have a signature tho?? :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Yall ... No, he doesn't have dreads ... phew!

    @Choco ... :cosign:

    @KC ... :lol: Man is dumb as heyul

    @CD ... :blink: :smack:

    @IGO ... comment #389 ... :nono: you would be surprised

    @Man ... :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ Ohoney whats up baby

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Man

    Yeah, like AlBoy said, #11 is totally the last resort...like niggas break this out when the chick has completely STOPPED believing anything! :rofl:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @CHOC D
    “I wish I would have listened to people telling me about my lil boy’s daddy.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________
    Man says:
    That nigga was dycking you everywhere huh?
    ***********************
    Not everywhere boo boo :nono:

  • Yall still crazy

    OTB, butterfly my filet mignon yo

    Honey, through the manatees!

    True story, I took a friend along for dinner once, and the butterfly question came up and my friend (rip) was like huh, what?

    I had to answer for her. Too embarrased!

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    @ Igo have you ever been around a woman desperate to be married? Reality does not matter
    ______________________________________________________

    Yeah homie I guess you right... Ive been around a few in my life but I just never thought any of them were just that damn slow to believe some shait like that.

    I cant call it...
    I know this lady Mad at me right now cause I wont come to see her
    after she got married.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choccccc me and you here on that ordering Salisbury steak in a resturant with a paid nigga.

    I wish I would. I like my Prime Rib medium-well. I like my Salmon broiled.
    ____________________________
    And this chit prolly bothered Kenyon also like bish what even Trina know how to order from Cheesecake Factory :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Things only look dark because your eyez are closed

    :hahaha:

    I would be rolling my eyes soooooooooooooo hard. Omgawddd i have no fun txt frens. Kita ass dont signy. :( :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL BOY
    "#11 thats the Im caught let me see how far I can get with this thang response I would never use that"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga I swear it's 100% effective! BUT, you can only use it once! You can't use it early in the r/ship or it's a waste.

    "Baby, you right. I messed up. It's my fault. But you have to remember, I don't LOVE her. I LOVE you and only you."

    BUYS YOU ANOTHER 6 MONTHS OF THE PUZZ! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ C D is that you and your lil boy in your gravi?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Man's text

    If OTB don't stop with the Ray J money!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    ALBoy says:

    @ Fefe you forgot ” Stop Playing” then complete silence :lol:

    ______

    Or what about this "Girl what??...." :blink: <----twisted face

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OHoney says:

    FeFe says:
    10. I don’t have time to argue back and forth with you, believe what you want, but I KNOW what the truth is!
    ______________________________________________________
    Most used excuse :lol: so I heard :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________

    :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ive never seen Salibury steak on any menu…

    If yall was contributing to the Black population regulary like MOI, you would know that Piccadilly has SS. And Denny's. And Golden Corral.

    :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/missbl0ndee SunnyK

    yeah so back to Beyonce...She one Bad ass "Pregnant" Woman! and i use Pregnant Loosely cause Im not Convinced But

    Go girl :peace:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ALBoy says:

    @ C D is that you and your lil boy in your gravi?
    ___________________________________________________________

    :dead:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Al Boy

    U tryin to be cute huh? Please dont make me come :shank: yo ass Thundercat :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I know this lady Mad at me right now cause I wont come to see her
    after she got married.
    ______________________________
    See dumb chit like this is why I ponder about marriage - I mean a wedding yeah all for it but a marriage NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i like being me then Im not disappointed when you aren't pleasing me! I think its so weird that Im almost afraid of marriage

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I know this lady Mad at me right now cause I wont come to see her
    after she got married.
    ______________________________
    See dumb chit like this is why I ponder about marriage - I mean a wedding yeah all for it but a marriage NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i like being me then Im not disappointed when you aren't pleasing me! I think its so weird that Im almost afraid of marriage

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "Yeah, like AlBoy said, #11 is totally the last resort…like niggas break this out when the chick has completely STOPPED believing anything! "
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    it's good to work one good time tho. Just gotta spend it wisely.
    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I will two step to the Love Boat theme song first

    You make me sick. :rofl: :rofl: When I was reading it I thought it was gonna say Love on Top.

    Fooled a bish. :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    ALBoy says:

    @ C D is that you and your lil boy in your gravi?

    :dead:

  • Yall still crazy

    Fay, Imma need some :yes: #serious #deets

    -----------------------------------
    JMO says:

    @Yall … No, he doesn’t have dreads … phew!

    :smack: OK! :hahaha: I wou;dn't have said nothing though! Hell, we probably would have met up at the wedding / "fight" :rofl:

  • I Go There

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @CHOC D
    “I wish I would have listened to people telling me about my lil boy’s daddy.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________
    Man says:
    That nigga was dycking you everywhere huh?
    ***********************
    Not everywhere boo boo
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Damn ChocD you got dcked over?... so to speak.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    i have a ? 4 yall & pls be real! if u meet some1 with gold teefis, do u pre-judge them as ghetto or uneducated or poor or anything negative? or do u just c it as hood chit? :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @ Man bout to be a daddy to a short Rotund baby

    :hahaha:

    I was gonna suggest @MAn get that lady some Plan B after every encounter. But they say you gotta have a Uterus to buy it. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Wait why is everyone Dying over my question to CD I dont mean no harm

  • OutsidetheBox

    and then would start laughing looking at me like I thought you was smarter than that

    :dead: :dead: :dead:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @CHOC D
    “I wish I would have listened to people telling me about my lil boy’s daddy.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________
    Man says:
    That nigga was dycking you everywhere huh?
    ***********************
    Not everywhere boo boo
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    IGO says:
    Damn ChocD you got dcked over?… so to speak.
    *********************
    He's a CUNT plain and simple. Trust me he has paid for it financially and physically :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOC D

    You ain't got to lie Choc! We know that nigga was walloping that dyck all across your body and chit. Had you not thinking straight and ignoring family members and chit.

    Now, if we ain't chit else on here, we HONEST. :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @AL BOY
    “#11 thats the Im caught let me see how far I can get with this thang response I would never use that”
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga I swear it’s 100% effective! BUT, you can only use it once! You can’t use it early in the r/ship or it’s a waste.

    “Baby, you right. I messed up. It’s my fault. But you have to remember, I don’t LOVE her. I LOVE you and only you.”

    BUYS YOU ANOTHER 6 MONTHS OF THE PUZZ! :yes:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Yea ok ... 100% my azz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    i have a ? 4 yall & pls be real! if u meet some1 with gold teefis, do u pre-judge them as ghetto or uneducated or poor or anything negative? or do u just c it as hood chit? :waiting:

    __________

    Unfortunately I see it as BOTH... :coffee:

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ive never seen Salibury steak on any menu…

    If yall was contributing to the Black population regulary like MOI, you would know that Piccadilly has SS. And Denny’s. And Golden Corral.
    ___________________________________________________________

    But he flew the chic into town.. I know damn well he didnt fly her into town and take her to dennys... that would be fked up.

  • OutsidetheBox

    OTB you really gon have a signature tho??

    Honey can you think of me something eloquent? They keep vetoing every damn thang. :lol:

    He's so Proud of me

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @ Man bout to be a daddy to a short Rotund baby

    :hahaha:

    I was gonna suggest @MAn get that lady some Plan B after every encounter. But they say you gotta have a Uterus to buy it. :lol:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :coffin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB....I don't siggy buy I send you Hood Squirrels. Sent you one last night. :yes:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL

    I ain't know what that was in Choc's gravie. I thought that her son too. :shrugs:

    I asked the other day and no one responded.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    BYE AL!!! :kona:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Al

    I do not look like I have Benjamin Button sydrome and can still compete in kiddie pagents and possibly win. Second of all my son does not act like he swallows the toothpaste first and then brushes his teeth. Ya dig :biggrin:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    FeFe says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    i have a ? 4 yall & pls be real! if u meet some1 with gold teefis, do u pre-judge them as ghetto or uneducated or poor or anything negative? or do u just c it as hood chit? :waiting:

    __________

    Unfortunately I see it as BOTH… :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :cosign: ... and you left out other adjectives :coffee:

  • Ty

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    i have a ? 4 yall & pls be real! if u meet some1 with gold teefis, do u pre-judge them as ghetto or uneducated or poor or anything negative? or do u just c it as hood chit?
    ______________________
    I used to think ghetto but if they are permanent they will phuck their teeth up removing them right? Now if a person is currently getting golds, its definitely hood chit.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh so they got butterflies at Roof Crisp you mean? :( :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ Igo he wasnt planning on taking her out period just get her in town beat her to sleep send her home on the Red Eye. But she wanna eat where the ballers eatShe probably thought it was all fancy when she saw that the sneeze gaurd was gold in color Talking bout this is nice Taking pics uploading them immediatly to her facebook :no:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YALL if u cant click my name, the website is landofpure dot net :hug:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Al and MAn

    That is Momma Jones (Jim Jones momma and Russy Simmons)

    #givingyallthedamnbenefitofthedoubt

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    I couldnt really see the Lady CD I didnt mean nothin buy it but :rofl: @ Benny Buttons

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    Fay, Imma need some :yes: #serious #deets

    ———————————–
    JMO says:

    @Yall … No, he doesn’t have dreads … phew!

    :smack: OK! :hahaha: I wou;dn’t have said nothing though! Hell, we probably would have met up at the wedding / “fight” :rofl:
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    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Gold teeth :shrug:

    I think thats so common in the South thats its almost BAD to prejudge people.

    I just let ppl speak for a little while or ask them to spell something. That'll clear it up real fast whether I should leave or invest in gold rags and powerful toothpaste.

    He's so Proud of me

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Can we please move this The Tasia post this chit is taking to long to load

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    @ cd oH OKAY I dont watch much reality TV :shrug:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @JMO
    "Yea ok … 100% my azz"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    This must mean you givin up the azz 100% no?
    :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I know this lady Mad at me right now cause I wont come to see her
    after she got married.
    ______________________________
    See dumb chit like this is why I ponder about marriage – I mean a wedding yeah all for it but a marriage NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i like being me then Im not disappointed when you aren’t pleasing me! I think its so weird that Im almost afraid of marriage
    __________________________________________________

    Oh Im sure she's happy you know she always wanted that well to do brother that could take care of her and give her all the things she wanted... So she got that.
    Now she just wanna get knocked down right... Im just not about to be playing House boy... besides dude aint did nothing to me. What got me is she thought I was gonna be like "Cool Ill be that way" Silly rabbit.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    with gold teefis, do u pre-judge them as ghetto or uneducated or poor or anything negative? or do u just c it as hood chit?
    _________________________
    :yes:

    Lets move to a post with less comment k folks

  • OutsidetheBox

    AND LET ME SAY I FUKKIN LOVE MY HOODSQUIRRELS TXTS SO YOU KEEP THEM COMING @KITA!! :yahoo: :hug: :love:

    He's so Proud of me

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Goodlook @ EGO Know your worth!

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    @ Igo he wasnt planning on taking her out period just get her in town beat her to sleep send her home on the Red Eye. But she wanna eat where the ballers eatShe probably thought it was all fancy when she saw that the sneeze gaurd was gold in color Talking bout this is nice Taking pics uploading them immediatly to her facebook
    _____________________________________________

    Oh she was one of those... she wasnt even supposed to be eating.
    Now I get it. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Yall going to move or what?

  • I Go There

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Goodlook @ EGO Know your worth!
    ______________________________________

    What... Nah It didnt have nothing to do with that.
    I had already knocked her down... It would have been like going backwards. If had never had it... that would have been a different story.

    Im crazy buy not an idiot....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    :lol: @ goingbackward

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    *cancels appt to get golds installed*

    j/k we have a tenant from NO who is sooo bout it bout it (business-wise) but she's got the "quad golds" (2 up top, 2 down bottom) & it rly doesnt match up to her business acumen :shrug: but she on my team nah tho, fluck the BS :grill:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    *I KNOW DIMPZ NEED TO BE TXTN ME SUM HOOD SQUIRELL RATCHENESS IN 5 4 3 2 RAT NAH* :D

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    I just let ppl speak for a little while or ask them to spell something. That’ll clear it up real fast whether I should leave or invest in gold rags and powerful toothpaste.
    ________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • pointhimout

    freebie.

  • change

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    i have a ? 4 yall & pls be real! if u meet some1 with gold teefis, do u pre-judge them as ghetto or uneducated or poor or anything negative? or do u just c it as hood chit?
    ^^^^^^^

    if 2 or more across the front all of the above

    Hey fay fay...myelove..real bay bay

  • MsOnederful

    Cocoabana says:

    ChocD aka C.D. says:
    Did yall see Sandra bestie Zeralyn and her sob story about getting rammed and sent home from supposedly Keyon Martin. Said he bought her a salisbury steak and sent her ass back home.
    ——–
    Goldie..I mean Zeralyn is ugly as hell. <----THIS out of all those beautiful woman. he chose Zeralyn.. ummm eeeeeeeee. She does look like Goldie from flavor of love 2.. so that's a double Neg

    Agreed..Auntie don't ban us.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :coffee:

  • MsOnederful

    JMO says:

    Who looks like Dwight Howard??? … No she doesn’t
    Also, where is YSO? <-----Has this Friday off from the blog. Probably.

  • MrsMommy

    Sandie, you and me both know that the Yaki is full of sht.

    These people don't even BUY their own clothes. You telling me poor little miss thang has to FORCE her feet into some three sizes too small shoes, and cannot find a pair of STRETCH pants to fit her? .Boy is this woman an ATTENTION WHORE.

    I bet the surrogate is somewhere hollaring

  • MrsMommy

    By the way, thank you for the much awaited PILLOW-PET THREAD.

    I am a Pillow-Pet STAN.

    (((FLOP-PAY!!!!)))

  • CHA CHA

    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    Bey had the baby already!!!!!!! She looks happy, congrats Carter’s- they ain’t playing with the paparazzi or the public, they are keeping the baby out of the public eye!!! She is making this appearance after it was rumored she had the baby last week & she did!!!!!! Wait & see
    :coffee:

  • MrsMommy

    Probably the SURROGATE had the baby last week and that's why she has been hiding....

    (((FLOP-PAY!!!)))

  • imarie aka lalie

    I don't believe Bey is pregnant. Look at the top of her jeans. Why does it look so flat? If she's that far along it should definitely be rounded out. I keep reading her feet look swollen but what about the belly? It hasn't gotten any bigger as it should in the last trimester. In fact it just looks like a scarf covering NOTHING. I think she just wants to create an illusion of being fly even while pregnant. The problem is she isn't. Epic fail.

  • TwinMom

    How are they going to have a clothing line but are never caught wearing their own clothes? Oh I see how you are....you trying to get me to go buy your handbags and shoes at Wal-Mart so that you can carry Chanel.

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    Y'all gonna learn-remember I said she had the baby already, e entertainment news is speculating the same thing!!!!!!!! I luv it!!!!!

  • msmeanjeans77

    Although certain things about Beyonce's pregnancy are very questionable, I do believe that she is or was pregnant...look at her feet in those shoes, she damn near has pump fat.

  • Nikole

    I am :pray: on everything that is righteous...don't let Bey be stuffing her feet in too small shoes on purpose to make ya'll think they pregnant swole. I am KIDDING Lmao :) :kona:

  • http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

    :rolleyes: Her feet are wearing a fat suit too?

  • purplexxe7

    “Beyonce, who is in her 10th month of pregnancy, plans to “deliver” her “baby” onstage at the 2012 Grammy Awards”.......:hahaha: I swear Auntie this chick just can't catch a break. Look at her feet....I'm with Nikole...clearly they are swollen. She has gained some weight, U can she it all in her face and thighs.....U may very well be wrong on this one Auntie.