Music producer Swizz Beatz, who is married to musician Alicia Keys, is on the run from federal prosecutors, according to the Associated Press. Beatz, real name Kasseem Dean, 33, is listed as the CEO on the website of the Hong Kong-based file sharing website, Megaupload.com, which was shut down by feds today.

The Associated Press reports:

The indictment accuses the company of costing copyright holders more than $500 million in lost revenue from pirated films and other content. The indictment was unsealed Thursday, one day after websites shut down in protest of two congressional proposals intended to thwart the online piracy of copyrighted movies and TV programs.

Yesterday, Swizz Beatz was unmasked as the CEO/owner of the world's largest file sharing website by the NY Post, which alleged that Beatz got some of his celebrity friends to appear in a star-studded promotional vehicle for Megaupload.com.

High powered celebrities such as Sean "Diddy" Combs, Kanye West, Floyd Mayweather, Serena Williams and others are seen happily promoting the illegal service in the video.

But after the video appeared on YouTube last month, Universal Music Group, issued a DMCA “take-down notice” to YouTube, saying the artists’ performances were unauthorized.

Megaupload reps countersued Universal claiming to have "legally binding agreements with the performers that appear in the video..."

  • (((GLO-RAY!!!)))

    Uh, oh. Now, this is some REAL entertainment news.

  • Mother Jefferson

    :shocked: :warning:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Sucks to be Swiss and Alicia right now.

  • KDub

    Alicia already paid his bill from the IRS supposedly right? She got money to get him out.

  • Mother Jefferson

    Is Cankle Keys driving the get away car? :steer:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    He's not running from the po-po's. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :gossip:

  • KDub

    Who is the crackish man beside Beatz in the cah? He need some of Fayla's Whipfinity on his lips.

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    I wonder if Alicia will wait for him like a good little wifey? :coffee:

  • VDot

    Now why you got that pic of him in that car looking like Darkwing Duck? :ha:

  • Yall still crazy

    Kimmie, that was last night though :rofl:

  • KDub

    Oh all things good...is that Danny Glover in that car? If not add Mister to our ongoing ashy celebrities list.

  • West Coast Chick

    who is that on the run with him? Danny Glover :shocked:

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    Yall still crazy says:

    Kimmie, that was last night though

    _________________________

    True! Maybe he hit the club and got the hell out of dodge. :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Is that Danny Glover...?? :think:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Swiss is UGLY so UGLY and SO IS HIS BLOATED WIFE

  • West Coast Chick

    YSoSrs says:

    I wonder if Alicia will wait for him like a good little wifey?

    __________________________

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol: at these comments

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    KDub says:

    Oh all things good…is that Danny Glover in that car? If not add Mister to our ongoing ashy celebrities list.
    ________________________

    I watched Color Purple last night........ "I heard she got that nasty woman's disease" :rofl:

    Did we add Tracy Morgan to the ashy list? :thinking:

  • boistop

    Definitely Danny

  • West Coast Chick

    dckimmie says:

    He’s not running from the po-po’s. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.

    _____________________________

    :rofl: this is too funny :popcorn:

  • Yall still crazy

    :yahoo: I received my Whipfinity today! #bragging

    Kdub, everybody wanted you to recap the jjackson post yo :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    :dead: @ Everyone asking is that is Danny Glover in the car with Swizzy.

    Y'all know he too old for that sht. :hahaha:

  • Hershey

    :hahaha: :rofl: Sandra why does that picture look like he's really :steer: away from a hot pursuit with them alphabet boys, with ole his big bird looking azz

    #shouldastayedwithmashonda

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Now lets see what white.. I mean person is behind MP3 skull, ShareBear, Hulu, and the rest... :coffee:

  • Roc

    Dayum!!! Is that Danny Glover?

  • West Coast Chick

    Danny Glover's botton lip look guilty as hail...im juss sayin :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Swiss is UGLY so UGLY and SO IS HIS BLOATED WIFE
    ____

    :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Now lets see what white.. I mean person is behind MP3 skull, ShareBear, Hulu, and the rest… :coffee:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Let a muthflucker touch Hulkshare or Demonoid...and i will set fire YSO Style (circa 2010) ... :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    West Coast Chick says:

    dckimmie says:

    He’s not running from the po-po’s. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.

    _____________________________

    :rofl: this is too funny :popcorn:

    ____________________________

    Maybe he's the informant.... like TIP Harris :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Boistop gravi

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Speaking of ashy... Don't you hate it when a woman wears shear black stocking and don't oil her legs like you can see tha crust formin on her knee caps? :mad:

    IIIIIHATETHATSHYT!!!

  • KDub

    Kdub, everybody wanted you to recap the jjackson post yo
    --------------------------------------------------
    Messy Jesse post broke my computer! I ain't been in there since lurnch. I was lurking in it tho.

  • Yall still crazy

    :waves: Hey Fi :hug:

  • Hershey

    :rofl: @ Choco why Alicia goota be all bloated and chit? :rofl:

  • Roc

    Uh oh :popcorn:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Ace says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Now lets see what white.. I mean person is behind MP3 skull, ShareBear, Hulu, and the rest…
    ————————————————————————–

    Let a muthflucker touch Hulkshare or Demonoid…and i will set fire YSO Style (circa 2010) …
    -------------------------
    :rofl: FIIIIIIIYYYYYAAAAH!!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    I just busted out laffin' @ yall fools saying it was Danny Glover, cuz it look just like that nigga! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Danny Glover

    :lol:

    Yall aint shait.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Hershey
    Cuz when I see her in my mind I see them waterlogged legs of hers so I call her bloated and plus I honestly believe she smells like wet dog

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @Smurfette

    I'm actually rollin' outta here...y'all have kept me THOROUGHLY entertained today...

    #lurkeditout

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :thinking:
    Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @KDUB

    I was forced, yes FORCED, to recap in your absence. It just wasn't the same. :no:

  • KDub

    Did we add Tracy Morgan to the ashy list?
    ----------------------------------------
    No but him and Cholly Murphy going on. Together. Two for muffing ONE

  • Hershey

    @ DCKimmie *gasp* *clutches pearls* did you dare say something negative about T to the emm effin I. Harris? :yes: you did! That's a big :nono: don't believe me? Read the :rules: chit I bet that's the first commandment up in here

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :bye: Fe

    I meant to tell you your hair is so luxurious and draping in that pic :thumbsup:

  • Mother Jefferson

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.
    --------------
    :dead: :lick:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS LET ME TRY THIS.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAA!!! :yes:
    @ACE :hug: U OK?

  • West Coast Chick

    Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO! :rofl:

  • BigCityGirl

    This get away car picture is too much...LOL! I'm waiting for the arrest...

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :tape: at dckinme

  • DapisDaShizz

    So I;m guessing this is going to be a story of the rich getting poorer and "the man" taking it all away, smh. Funny shiz.

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :dead: :dead: :ghost: @Danny Glover picturing that fool saying I'm getting too old for this Swizz.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    No I think Alicia will put the moves on the trick from Houston just to make Swiss mad

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Yall leave Albutt alone! :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    Alicia betta get them tree truck legs in the studio and record a hit so she could bail Mashanda's babyfavah outta jail :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    YSoSrs says:

    @KDUB

    I was forced, yes FORCED, to recap in your absence. It just wasn’t the same. :no:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    I appreciated the recap :hug:

  • Yall still crazy

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.

    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    KDub says:

    Did we add Tracy Morgan to the ashy list?
    —————————————-
    No but him and Cholly Murphy going on. Together. Two for muffing ONE

    _______________

    May as well add Wood Harris (Avon Barksdale) :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    :hugs: @ACE

    Those were the days. *sigh*

    (peeks behind that big ass CENSORED sign in your Gravi)

    Oooh...You so nasty. :coffee:

  • Hershey

    @ Choco I always said if that bish ate one more pork chop or messed around and had a baby she'd be through, and that body has been a hot mess since she pershed him out, legs looking like tree trunks and chit

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    West Coast Chick says:

    Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO! :rofl:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Swiss looking like I hope no one notices me BIG AZZ DUMMY

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS - YOU GOT THIS CHIT! TRUST! :wink:

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Yall leave Albutt alone!

    _________________________

    I cant take it :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @ChocD thanks hon!

    have a good night everyone!

  • KDub

    I just busted out laffin’ @ yall fools saying it was Danny Glover, cuz it look just like that nigga!
    -----------------------------------------
    Even with only half the face showing. :rofl: I was like hole up is that him for REALZ?

  • I Go There

    Im working out at 530... who's coming with me.

    *Crickets

    lazy azz blog people.

  • caligirl

    Megaupload made news last month for the "Mega Upload Song," which featured everyone from Kanye West to will.i.am, Diddy, Chris Brown, and Kim Kardashian pledging allegiance to the site, which along with pirated movies and albums, trades in legal files — say, when a producer in London wanted to get his work to a rapper in New York City. Yesterday, "Page Six" noted that the star-power in the pro-Megaupload video was likely supplied by the site's unlikely CEO, the producer and teacher Swizz Beatz (husband of Alicia Keys), who previously was not widely known to be involved in the site, even to people who usually keep up with that sort of thing. (Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)

    New York Post

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Hershey says:

    @ DCKimmie *gasp* *clutches pearls* did you dare say something negative about T to the emm effin I. Harris? :yes: you did! That’s a big :nono: don’t believe me? Read the :rules: chit I bet that’s the first commandment up in here

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Don't worry d!ckinme knows that is a very fine line.... :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Yall still crazy says:

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.

    ___________________

    :yes:
    _______________________

    :yes: :yes: and :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ ChocD Get outta my head @ 53 I was JUST about to say that shyt

    #LethalWeapon. :rofl:

  • brownsuggababe76

    1 word #karma :lmao:

  • boistop

    Mister m-I-s-t-e-r

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – YOU GOT THIS CHIT! TRUST!
    ---------------------------------------

    YEP :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @ Choco I always said if that bish ate one more pork chop or messed around and had a baby she’d be through, and that body has been a hot mess since she pershed him out, legs looking like tree trunks and chit
    __________________
    :yes: and for some reason I just don't like them I mean I like Diddy and his Harum more than this couple

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    :hugs: @DENISE

  • KDub

    @Danny Glover picturing that fool saying I’m getting too old for this Swizz.

    ----------------------------------------------
    I GOT TEARS cause that is what he told Mel Gibson in the "Lethal Weapon" triology.

    I am going to retiyah cause I am too old for this ish man.

    :dead: as fugg.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Mister m-I-s-t-e-r
    ___________________
    :lol:

  • Roc

    Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!

    His voice gotta soung like Cedric the Entertainer in Barbershop though...Run nucca run!

  • VDot

    Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO! .

    :rofl: :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    Wait a minute... before I agree to something

    Tatted what she got?

  • West Coast Chick

    caligirl says:

    Megaupload made news last month for the “Mega Upload Song,” which featured everyone from Kanye West to will.i.am, Diddy, Chris Brown, and Kim Kardashian pledging allegiance to the site, which along with pirated movies and albums, trades in legal files — say, when a producer in London wanted to get his work to a rapper in New York City. Yesterday, “Page Six” noted that the star-power in the pro-Megaupload video was likely supplied by the site’s unlikely CEO, the producer and teacher Swizz Beatz (husband of Alicia Keys), who previously was not widely known to be involved in the site, even to people who usually keep up with that sort of thing. (Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)

    New York Post

    ___________________________

    so he and Danny Glover is NOT on the run :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    So this fool called attention to himself by doing that video?

    #DumbNiccaShyt. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    Hershey says:

    @ DCKimmie *gasp* *clutches pearls* did you dare say something negative about T to the emm effin I. Harris? :yes: you did! That’s a big :nono: don’t believe me? Read the :rules: chit I bet that’s the first commandment up in here
    _______________________

    :coffee: I just call it like I see it. But I do like TI :D If Sandra didn't ban me 6 years ago (when she had the temporary blogspot)when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple...I don't think she's going to ban me now :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    (Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)
    _____________________

    :shrugs: welp, there goes Alicia dreams of ever baggin Mashanda :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    @ Dimpz & Ad..Lakers -- :hug: :kiss:

    I'm good ....Did Dimpz talk to you about unscheduled absences? and how they are not permitted...

    @YSO

    Oh i miss 2010.....2011 was blah....i'm hoping 2012 can provide the fluckery needed to host an award show later....

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    So this fool called attention to himself by doing that video?

    #DumbNiccaShyt.
    ______________________

    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @IGO

    I'll come to spot you and wipe your forehead. I ain't doing any more than that though. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @cali
    SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT I wanted their downfall I kid I suppose :coffee:

  • Hershey

    Igo, I'm down, going to get on that elliptical at 4:30, yes I am...gonna sit all this azz and thighs on it and pick up the remote and catch the last half hour of Maury, yes I am :lol:

  • Ty

    Follow the beak...follow the beak...which way did he go :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :popcorn: awww CHIT nah!!! :popcorn:

  • VDot

    when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple… . :dead:

    Okay, between this and Danny Glover, I am seriously over here crying laughing now. :crying:

    Somebody call my mama and tell her to bury me a G please.

  • West Coast Chick

    Roc says:

    Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!

    His voice gotta soung like Cedric the Entertainer in Barbershop though…Run nucca run!

    _________________________

    :hahaha: right!!

  • Yall still crazy

    McLEAN, Va. – Federal prosecutors have shut down one of the world's largest file-sharing sites, Megaupload.com, on charges of violating piracy laws -- a day after a 24-hour blackout of popular websites such as Wikipedia drew national attention to the issue.

    "This action is among the largest criminal copyright cases ever brought by the United States," the Justice department said in a statement about the indictment.

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/19/feds-shut-down-file-sharing-website/#ixzz1jwYxwFIY

    The indictment accuses seven individuals and two corporations -- Megaupload Limited and Vestor Limited -- of costing copyright holders more than $500 million in lost revenue from pirated films and other content. It was unsealed on Thursday, and claims that at one point Megaupload was the 13th most popular website in the world.

    Megaupload was unique not only because of its massive size and the volume of downloaded content, but also because it had high-profile support from celebrities, musicians and other content producers who are most often the victims of copyright infringement and piracy. Before the website was taken down, it contained endorsements from Kim Kardashian, Alicia Keys and Kanye West, among others.

    The Hong Kong-based company listed Swizz Beatz, a musician who married Keys in 2010, as its CEO. Beatz declined to comment through a representative.

    The individuals in the criminal enterprise each faces a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison on racketeering charges, five years for conspiracy to commit copyright infringement, 20 years on money laundering charges and five years on related charges.

    Megaupload was led by colorful Australian Kim Dotcom -- aka Kim Schmitz, or Kim Tim Jim Vestor. He is a a resident of both Hong Kong and New Zealand, and a dual citizen of Finland and Germany, who legally changed his last name to "Dotcom."

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/19/feds-shut-down-file-sharing-website/#ixzz1jwZ2IETL

    The website's founder and "chief innovation officer" was once convicted of a felony but has repeatedly denied engaging in piracy, according to CNET.com -- and he made more than $42 million from the conspiracy in 2010 alone, according to the indictment.

    The indictment comes the day after a 24-hour "blackout" of Wikipedia, a protest doodle on the homepage of Google, and numerous other protests across the Internet against proposed anti-piracy legislation that many leading websites -- including Reddit, Google, Facebook, Amazon and others -- contend will make it challenging if not impossible for them to operate.

    The Protect Intellectual Property Act under consideration in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House are bills backed by the motion picture and recording industries intended to eliminate theft online once and for all. S. 968 and H.R. 3261 would require ISPs to block access to foreign websites that infringe on copyrights.

    Online piracy from China and elsewhere is a massive problem for the media industry, one that costs as much as $250 billion per year and costs the industry 750,000 jobs, according to a 2008 statement by Patrick Leahy, D-Vt.

    But how exactly the bills would counter piracy has many up in arms.

    The Associated Press contributed to this report.

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/19/feds-shut-down-file-sharing-website/#ixzz1jwZ8MMey

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE YESHH!! :hug: I SAAWWWY.. BUT LIKE I SAID AND THIS GOES FOR THE WIFIE TOO :love: YALL CAN TXT THIS CHICA "HIM" AINT RUNNING SHYT :nono:

  • KDub

    I was forced, yes FORCED, to recap in your absence. It just wasn’t the same.
    ------------------------------------------------
    I bet it was the BEST recap EVA :yahoo:

    First Naija got her reporting skills on about our new couple and now you recapping... :hug:

    Whatchall need me fo? I done passed the torch.

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    Wait a minute… before I agree to something

    Tatted what she got?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :biggrin:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    I just call it like I see it. But I do like TI If Sandra didn’t ban me 6 years ago (when she had the temporary blogspot)when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple…I don’t think she’s going to ban me now
    ***************************
    *Takes off bra and runs down the street with my muthfuggin bare feet at Sandra looking like Celia from the Color purple. Literally :crying1: :crying1: :cry: ova here. I hate that I love you fools so much :dead:

  • West Coast Chick

    Somebody call my mama and tell her to bury me a G please.

    ____________________

    :dead:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    I’ll come to spot you and wipe your forehead. I ain’t doing any more than that though
    __________________________________________

    Thanks but Im running 2 miles today.... what you got on that.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    )when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple…
    ________________________
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ IGo...I work out. I fell off for a minute but, I'm getting back on track. I'll lift free weights forever. I hates that damned cardio though. :wail:

  • Dymond

    :hi: hey errbody

    I thought I would lurk the last part of my day but I am LMAO at Choco talking about AKeys
    waterlogged....bloated....wet dog :ghost:

  • Ty

    Why do they look like they are driving a Power Wheel :rofl: The passengers neck hurts like hell LOL

  • Hershey

    @ dckimmie, damn, celie though? Really? :hahaha: :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Takes off bra and runs down the street with my muthfuggin bare feet at Sandra looking like Celia from the Color purple. Literally
    _______________________
    :rofl: bare feet tho :rofl: I just visualized that

  • I Go There

    Hershey says:

    Igo, I’m down, going to get on that elliptical at 4:30, yes I am…gonna sit all this azz and thighs on it and pick up the remote and catch the last half hour of Maury, yes I am
    ________________________________________

    good at least one person going.... :lol:

  • boistop

    I just call it like I see it. But I do like TI If Sandra didn’t ban me 6 years ago (when she had the temporary blogspot)when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple…I don’t think she’s going to ban me now

    ___________________________________
    funeralize me now

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey Dymond :hug:

    :whistle:
    Supersonic
    I'm lightskinned
    dhaihdhdashfiahsdkngaishdihf
    Yeah, that's it....THAT'S IT!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    dckimmie says:

    He’s not running from the po-po’s. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.
    _________________

    The indictment came down today -- after he posted that pic. He knows he's a wanted man now. Some of his partners have been arrested in New Zealand. His lawyer is probably negotiating with the police to turn him in. :coffee:

  • DapisDaShizz

    Ok, I am over here about to pizza on myself, @DC stop it I say :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Not Miss Celie! Bish you cray. :rofl:

    Yall better stop branging up old shyt though. She may be having onna "DEM" days. :no:

  • I Go There

    @Dimplez

    I run everyday... gotta get that in.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I thought I would lurk the last part of my day but I am LMAO at Choco talking about AKeys
    waterlogged….bloated….wet dog
    _____________________
    Can you tell how much I :heart her :rofl:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :wail: :wail: :wail:

  • Roc

    Muhfukkas telling Sandra she look like Celie...guess that explains her hatred for LSLH chicks.

  • West Coast Chick

    waaaaaaaay minute @ dckimmie
    :blink: yo name is dyk in me?

    *chris brown voice* Im done

  • Yall still crazy

    McLEAN, Va. – Federal prosecutors have shut down one of the world’s largest file-sharing sites, Megaupload.com, on charges of violating piracy laws — a day after a 24-hour blackout of popular websites such as Wikipedia drew national attention to the issue.

    “This action is among the largest criminal copyright cases ever brought by the United States,” the Justice department said in a statement about the indictment.

    The indictment accuses seven individuals and two corporations — Megaupload Limited and Vestor Limited — of costing copyright holders more than $500 million in lost revenue from pirated films and other content. It was unsealed on Thursday, and claims that at one point Megaupload was the 13th most popular website in the world.

    Megaupload was unique not only because of its massive size and the volume of downloaded content, but also because it had high-profile support from celebrities, musicians and other content producers who are most often the victims of copyright infringement and piracy. Before the website was taken down, it contained endorsements from Kim Kardashian, Alicia Keys and Kanye West, among others.

    The website's founder and "chief innovation officer" was once convicted of a felony but has repeatedly denied engaging in piracy, according to CNET.com -- and he made more than $42 million from the conspiracy in 2010 alone, according to the indictment.

    The indictment comes the day after a 24-hour "blackout" of Wikipedia, a protest doodle on the homepage of Google, and numerous other protests across the Internet against proposed anti-piracy legislation that many leading websites -- including Reddit, Google, Facebook, Amazon and others -- contend will make it challenging if not impossible for them to operate.

    The Protect Intellectual Property Act under consideration in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House are bills backed by the motion picture and recording industries intended to eliminate theft online once and for all. S. 968 and H.R. 3261 would require ISPs to block access to foreign websites that infringe on copyrights.

    Online piracy from China and elsewhere is a massive problem for the media industry, one that costs as much as $250 billion per year and costs the industry 750,000 jobs, according to a 2008 statement by Patrick Leahy, D-Vt.

    But how exactly the bills would counter piracy has many up in arms.

    The Associated Press contributed to this report.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    So yall never saw that pic? Whatever :rofl: That was before she got the nice freeze curls.. :D

  • Eazy Does It

    :rofl: DC is funny :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    @IGT

    May i ask who that talented professional in your gravi is? :coffee: :pc:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ IGO...I do it 3x a week but, I HATE IT! I gotta start back doing my Jillian Michaels too but working out to that bish feels like you done invited Satan into your home and sold your soul to him. :wail:

  • West Coast Chick

    Roc says:

    Muhfukkas telling Sandra she look like Celie…guess that explains her hatred for LSLH chicks.

    _________________________________

    :wail: :wail: :dead:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :cry: :cry: :cry:

  • Ty

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Speaking of ashy… Don’t you hate it when a woman wears shear black stocking and don’t oil her legs like you can see tha crust formin on her knee caps?
    ________________
    :dead: :rofl:

  • KDub

    JESUS. If Pryn come back tell her to call my own mama. And my kids. I am :dead: I tole chall azzes yassday that yall get real cray at 4:30 erryday.

  • I Go There

    Yall are going in today huh?

    Dayum... :lol:

  • Dymond

    Hey there Tattra :hug: :kiss:
    Hey Dimpz :hug:
    Hey Yso :dance:
    Hey Lakes :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Im so glad I got Kim's offline info! :yes: :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE :rofl:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :crying1: :crying1: :crying1:

    @DC I have seen it that's why I cant get my chit together now because I AM FUGGIN DONE PEOPLE

  • Hershey

    @ Boistop I :love: your gravi, Rasputia was the chit! :hahaha:

    Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I'm force fed huge lunches...well forced was a little extreme...but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime :crying:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <---- HATES DICKINME! :rofl:

  • caligirl

    Being named CEO does not make him 100% coupable....The servers were in Ashburn,VA (big up to Loundoun County)...hundreds of miles for Tucan Sam home of record. He probably didn't load the files....etc...he's good and lawyred up.

  • Dymond

    Hey Ya'llcrazee :hug:
    Hey WCC :danban:
    Sup Kdubz and Ace

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DYMOND OH HOW I MISSD THEM :kiss: ONE MORE CUZ U BE LEAVING ME :kiss:
    @DIMPZ I RUN WITH U MAMA.. LETS GO GET US A NEW SPORTS BRA!! **TAKES ACE DEBIT CART** :grin:

  • I Go There

    Ace says:

    @IGT

    May i ask who that talented professional in your gravi is
    __________________________________________________________

    Dude I have no ideal but I was thinking about puttin a pic up and I decided that everybody loves back shots.... SO

  • KDub

    So yall never saw that pic? Whatever That was before she got the nice freeze curls
    ---------------------------------------
    You know I done been here since blogspot days and YES I remma...

    My azz also remma I hold the award for most bannings at around 6-7 so Imma hush :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    :crying1: :crying1: :crying1:

    @DC I have seen it that’s why I cant get my chit together now because I AM FUGGIN DONE PEOPLE
    _________________

    So you know what's the hell I'm talmbout :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :pray: she do her name change before Auntie starts getting "gutted".

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @KDUB

    Aw thanks. But we we always need you and your font around here. Who else will translate Stevie's Braille-Mails and tell Deemed to stop her Bible boolean searches? :hugs:

    @IGO

    I ain't got sht on your two mile run but a bottle of water and a good luck. :rofl:

  • caligirl

    @Kdub - Did you have some bbq today..All I had was applesauce.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    West Coast Chick says:

    waaaaaaaay minute @ dckimmie
    :blink: yo name is dyk in me?

    *chris brown voice* Im done
    _____________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • Hershey

    @ Roc :rofl: :rofl: splains it all don't it? :wink:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: @KDub #8 LMAO!!!

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    card* :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    Dimpz, I been doing Jillian Michaels on the Wii (ok, I only started last weekend & only did it twice :ashamed: but hey its a start)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Lakes! :hug: Make sure he didn't lose it again. :no:

    Hey Dymond! :kiss:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I’m force fed huge lunches…well forced was a little extreme…but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime
    ____________________________________

    I dont workout with women... yall cry to much.
    :lol:

    J/K yeah I need a workout partner... just dont be looking at my azz.

  • The Makeup Maven

    <--- GETS A HUG & A KISS FROM DYMOND? Awww chit! :danban:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I would exercise if I had a gym partner!! Im not motivated AT ALL

    @YSO ... :lol:

    @Ace ... anything you remember about 2010 that you care to share with us newbies?? :popcorn:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    _____________________________________

    DONT WE KNOW IT.... :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall, I get about 30mins in and feel like I can see my mortality rate right before my eyes. Ask Ace, I be sweaty and panting and looking like a damned fool. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    funeralize me now
    _______________
    Funeralize :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    Who was singing SUPERSONIC?!!? :whistle: Hit it Baby D :whistle:

    ---------------------
    FAYLA :cheer: It came! I got it! I used it! I even licked it! :lol:

    I think you can now call it a lube too :shrug: :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    I. HATE. ALL. Y'ALL. :dead: & :ghost:

  • West Coast Chick

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!

    ____________________________________

    her words, not mine :coffee:

    :rofl:

    Sup Dymond!!!! :danban:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Real talk fugg exercise where can I get a cheap pescription of Adderol. :coffee:

  • I Go There

    @IGO

    I ain’t got sht on your two mile run but a bottle of water and a good luck.
    _________________________________________

    :lol:

    damn shame...

  • KDub

    Dimpz, I been doing Jillian Michaels on the Wii
    -------------------------------------
    THAT BISH IS THE DEBIL YOU HEAR ME? On all things GOOD I hate Jillian azz. My homegirl gonna tell me I don't really workout cause I use DVD's.

    I gave her that DVD and went back over there and that heffa had the bish on her bookcase wrapped up and ready to get the hail outta her house when I went back.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I’m force fed huge lunches…well forced was a little extreme…but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime
    ____________________________________

    I dont workout with women… yall cry to much.
    :lol:

    J/K yeah I need a workout partner… just dont be looking at my azz.
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Got damn you a fuggin COPY CAT!!! :rofl:

  • caligirl

    Yall still crazy says:

    Dimpz, I been doing Jillian Michaels on the Wii (ok, I only started last weekend & only did it twice but hey its a start)

    _______
    I'mma set my son's (my new) Wii up in the basement...He packed it away like it was pure trash when his got the 360. Talkn bout it was out of style...

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Danny Glover....Darkwing Duck...... :coffin:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    caligirl says:
    (Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)
    ____________________

    It says he's not among those already charged (4 people have been charged). It doesn't say he's not in the indictment. 7 people in total are named in the indictment but I doubt that the NY Post was given all the names. So RUN, Squidz, RUN! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :dead: @ Don't we know it?

    I worked out with another female for about 2 weeks, I said never again too. :no:

    You got ass like that? I see. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    _____________________________________

    DONT WE KNOW IT….
    ______________
    :rofl:

    I want to start painting peens real talk I love that body part and Im a painter so I wanted to start I just gotta get my free hand right but I will begin a penis series

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    ____________________

    :hug:

  • Dymond

    My 2 fav pills start with an A: adderall and ambien

    good ole days :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DIMPZ AWW DAM U SOUND LIKE ME :rofl: I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO PASS OUT!! MY HEART IS GOING TO BURST!! :ashamed:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    (looks at IGO's ass and gives it a :smack: )

    :grin:

  • caligirl

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Real talk fugg exercise where can I get a cheap pescription of Adderol.

    ________
    You can go without eating for days....

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    _____________________________________

    DONT WE KNOW IT…. :lol:
    _______________________________________________

    :rofl: :dead: :casket: :ghost:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I’m force fed huge lunches…well forced was a little extreme…but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime
    ____________________________________

    I dont workout with women… yall cry to much.

    J/K yeah I need a workout partner… just dont be looking at my azz.
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Got damn you a fuggin COPY CAT!!!
    _______________________________________

    you know what... your Hate is just to much today.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    @Dimpz

    I got it *hands Lakers his credit card*..ya'll just don't be callin me talkin bout how dat bish(Ms. Micheals) try to kill you OK?

    :coffee:

  • Dymond

    painting peens?
    :think:

    edible paint of course, right? :D

  • caligirl

    Dymond - :waves: love me some ambien too. Can't drink nomo, but I look forward to 10p and hot cup of tea. :yes:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine :yes:

  • Yall still crazy

    :hug: Dymond

    Being CEO does make him culpable IF they say they got a warrant out for the CEO :coffee: :rofl:

    Dimpz, Ace already tole me yo :shrug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    _____________________________________

    DONT WE KNOW IT…. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT! :rofl:

  • Dymond

    @ Tatt
    you can always get more than that if u like :D

  • KDub

    I did go to Smithfield's at lunch @Cali. I will be driving to Wilson for some real 'que this weekend though. :yes:

  • Ms.Fashion

    Roc says:

    Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!

    His voice gotta soung like Cedric the Entertainer in Barbershop though…Run nucca run!

    ____________________

    You killing me!!! :rofl:

    He do look like he saying that!!!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol: @Sandra

  • I Go There

    YSO

    why you ass slappin

  • Hershey

    Whatever Igo I wouldn't cry...chit yes I would :lol: cry first then promptly quit

  • DapisDaShizz

    @igo, I am so impressed that you asked but I have to mow the lawn, pressure wash the house, wax the car and sew some clothes. But if I didn't have to do all of that I would go, DARN.

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    DYMOND!! :dance:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Y'all ain't right. I really wish she would put up a new pic though. That pank lipstick is not da bizzness. :coffee:

  • I Go There

    I want to start painting peens real talk I love that body part and Im a painter so I wanted to start I just gotta get my free hand right but I will begin a penis series
    _______________________________________

    aw shait

    PRYKASO in the house.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE **TAKES CARD** WELL THANK U :kiss: OH WHO IS THIS LADY U SPEAK OF?? :waiting: :shank:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    _____________________________________

    DONT WE KNOW IT…. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT! :rofl:
    ____________________

    I didn't get it :(

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dymond
    No for real I want to paint them on canvas for reals yo! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ KDubb.....I be trying hard too with those DVDs. I got 3 of them and can only get 30mins. I sometimes wonder if my deformaty is against me but I get ready to kick the TV over when i'm done. :wail: :mad:

  • Yall still crazy

    Wing Wing Wing Herro? @ Ace :rofl:

    Who painted their dycksickle? :shocked: <--really just intrigued :lol:

  • Dymond

    sup Cali :waves:
    I had to tell my melanin deprived friend to STOP giving them to me otherwise I would need to be on Intervention...durn shame

    Hey Fayla Bayla :yahoo:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine :yes:
    _________________________________

    :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    _____________________________________

    DONT WE KNOW IT….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT!

    ___________________

    we all got it Tatted. :rofl: you dont like dyk in you...we get it :rofl:

    attention: I'll take Tatted's dyk, since she wont be having any, thanks :coffee:

    :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YALL :yahoo: that was hella quick yo! :hug:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    dckimmie says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HATES DICKINME!
    _____________________________________

    DONT WE KNOW IT…. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT! :rofl:
    ____________________

    I didn't get it :(
    _________________________________

    We know :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Kim...Tatted says she hates DickInMe. You know she's into the ladies right? :shrug:

  • boistop

    Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine
    -------------------------

    As long as there's an end to the means!

  • West Coast Chick

    I want some buffalo wings and some lemon pepper wings from Wing Stop :wail:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Can someone please tell me the name of a good diet pill to take. Serious posters only respond :coffee:

    And dont nobody say chit about no crack, heroin, cocaine or as they say in the hood heron

  • Ty

    Me and you, us never part. Makidada. Me and you, us have one heart. Makidada. Ain’t no ocean, ain’t no sea. Makidada. Keep my sister away from me.”

    :dance:

    :crying:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @IGO

    Why not ass slap? :shrugs:

    (gives it a squeeze too just because)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Greedy ass @ WCC. :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Igo ... we said pretty much the same thing at the same time (comments 153 & 155) however you are a little quicker with the fingers ... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Is that Rasputia?! I love that big bish! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    @Yall

    I swear i be wanting to call the police when Julian gets done with Dimpz... :mad: She be making me mentally want to fight a woman...hav'in my baby all beat like that...

  • Dymond

    PRYKASO

    LOL very clever

    Sorry Choco, I thought you meant like they paint pregnant women's bellies :lol:
    I can see there being a huge market for painted peens with gay dudes :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    PRYKASO in the house.
    ______________
    What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic :yes:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    @Igo … we said pretty much the same thing at the same time (comments 153 & 155) however you are a little quicker with the fingers …
    _____________________________________________

    Darling you have no idea.... :lol:

  • caligirl

    The indictment was handed down by a grand jury in Virginia , but was unsealed on Thursday, and stems from a federal investigation that began two years ago.

    Ira P. Rothken, a lawyer for Megaupload, said in a phone interview on Thursday afternoon that he had not yet seen the indictment, but he added: “Clearly we have due process concerns. This was done without a hearing.”

    Where is the indictment....It's unsealed so it's public knowlegde right?

  • KDub

    @ KDubb…..I be trying hard too with those DVDs. I got 3 of them and can only get 30mins.
    ---------------------------------------
    THE WORSE with the DVD's is when lil ole Miss Smarty Pants Shayla comes in and has the NERVE to point out shat like "Mama...that lady Jillian said do it 15 times...you only did it 7"

    GETCHO AZZ DE HAIL OUTTA HERE! I barely made the 7 I DID :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @DYMOND
    Oh :lol: I just got that last part

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Run Squdz Run..... :rofl:

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine
    ______________________
    what you take?

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Greedy ass @ WCC.

    _________________________

    :shrugs: heeey, I just dont wanna see no good dyk go to waste... there's bishes horny in Africa :shrugs:

    # teamnowaste :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Darling you have no idea….
    __________________
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke. :blink:

    She sure as hell didn't get that job. :no:

  • caligirl

    The indictment was handed down by a grand jury in VA 2 WEEKS ago!

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Huh? :think:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    Why not ass slap?

    (gives it a squeeze too just because)
    __________________________________________

    Alright... slappin azz will get you to grabbing things later.

  • The Makeup Maven

    <---- HATES ALL YA'LL SO MUCH RATT NOW! :rofl:

  • KDub

    I want some buffalo wings and some lemon pepper wings from Wing Stop
    --------------------------------------------
    You betta stop crying over them wangs!

    Look what happened to Rick Ross when HE was thinking about wings so hard!

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Pryti

    Fat Predators :coffee:

  • boistop

    Is that Rasputia?! I love that big bish
    ------------------
    Yes but the power rap guru is really the superstar

  • caligirl

    When I was preggers I begged my mamma to FedEx me some pork, she would have no parts of it....

  • KyCakes

    Ya'll STAY calling that girl d!ckinme... :lol:

  • Dymond

    Choco aka Hippie says:
    What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic

    :cosign: :cosign: :cosign:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Yall theres a lady at my job that talks like Kimbella BUT really loud. She's on the phone so I threw a paper ball over the wall in the cubicle and said "shut up". Shes bout to get off the phone and she's prolly gonna wanna fight. Pray i keep my job yall.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: :rofl: I wanna ask a dumb question @DIMPZ and @ACE are yall really dating

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.

    She sure as hell didn’t get that job.

    ******************
    Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    training a new bish :crying: i missed yall turribly today..still aint read no post :rollseyes: :crying:

  • I Go There

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    PRYKASO in the house.
    ______________
    What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
    ________________________________

    Oooohhhh NO you aint finna get me caught up in that mess... My Ding -a -ling been on display enough.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yall theres a lady at my job that talks like Kimbella BUT really loud. She’s on the phone so I threw a paper ball over the wall in the cubicle and said “shut up”. Shes bout to get off the phone and she’s prolly gonna wanna fight. Pray i keep my job yall.
    ___________________
    :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    And dont nobody say chit about no crack, heroin, cocaine or as they say in the hood heron

    ___________________________

    :rofl: I was juss bout to say that too :rofl:

    but seriously, my friend did weight watchers and it does work

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @ChocD googles fat predators....do they work? lol

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @Igo … we said pretty much the same thing at the same time (comments 153 & 155) however you are a little quicker with the fingers …
    _____________________________________________

    Darling you have no idea…. :lol:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :fistbump: ... hold up, :stop: ... nice try, you aint about to mess up my future moments of random laughter :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    caligirl says:

    Where is the indictment….It’s unsealed so it’s public knowlegde right?
    ___________________

    It's unsealed, meaning it was sealed while the feds investigated Megaupload over a 2 year period. In other words, it was sealed so Swizz and 'em wouldn't be tipped off that they were under federal investigation. But it's not available to the public.

  • Roc

    I took Phentermine for a quick minute when I had my son. All the fast heart beat and not sleeping wasn't worth it. It's easier to just watch your diet and/or work out.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @EGO
    I still have incriminating evidence :rofl: I need a shaft pic STAT

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Ace..Her muscled up ass looks like a Julian! :rofl:

    @ KDub....I had my 16 yr old do it with me once. It was god awful! She had no form, took a break every two minutes bytched inbetween breaks and working out and literally quit after 10 mins. :rofl:

    You ever notice how she, Jillian be working your ass like a mule but she probably only does 3 reps of each set? That heffa know normal ppl ain't sposed to be doin that shyt. :no:

  • I Go There

    @Dymond

    If I show you then I gotta show everybody else... No can do.

  • Yall still crazy

    On the Wii Jillian Michaels be talking shatt to you if you don't do it all or correctly.

    My son: Ma did you hear her?

    Me: Both yall shut up

    *does 1/2 crunch* :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    Pricasso though? :kona:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    … hold up, … nice try, you aint about to mess up my future moments of random laughter
    ___________________
    :lol:

  • I Go There

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @EGO
    I still have incriminating evidence I need a shaft pic STAT
    ______________________________________________

    you aint crazy... :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Yall theres a lady at my job that talks like Kimbella BUT really loud. She’s on the phone so I threw a paper ball over the wall in the cubicle and said “shut up”. Shes bout to get off the phone and she’s prolly gonna wanna fight. Pray i keep my job yall.

    _____________________________________
    ahh damn! my daughter does a kimbella impression that had me dying laughing :rofl: she was like, ummmmm, do you know where the brush is... in her Kimbella voice #hella funny

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Pryti

    That was at least 10 years ago but HELL YEAH they worked. If you can get over heart palpitations, hallucinations, sweaty palms, occasional fainting spells, loss of appetite your ass will be the Bell of the Ball :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Kim…Tatted says she hates DickInMe. You know she’s into the ladies right?
    __________________________

    I got if after the fact... You know I'm a little slow. :blunt: But you are the only person that know what DC-Kimmie means. You know I'm sprung.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.

    She sure as hell didn’t get that job.

    ******************
    Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    A while ago, my dad took that Alli stuff. He lost weight but it had him chittin like crazy ... He couldn't handle it so he stopped :lol:

  • DapisDaShizz

    @Pryti, :pray: for you

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    uh ChocD this is the most rinky dink website...seems scammy to me. I need your review

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Pricasso
    ___________
    Im effn blonde as chit I said PRY KASSO

  • I Go There

    Yall still crazy says:

    On the Wii Jillian Michaels be talking shatt to you if you don’t do it all or correctly.

    My son: Ma did you hear her?

    Me: Both yall shut up

    *does 1/2 crunch*
    ___________________________________

    :hahaha:

    Yall is a sissy....

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    PRYKASO in the house.
    ______________
    What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
    ________________________________

    Oooohhhh NO you aint finna get me caught up in that mess… My Ding -a -ling been on display enough.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    It's DING-A-LING! Get it right! :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    KDub says:

    I want some buffalo wings and some lemon pepper wings from Wing Stop
    ——————————————–
    You betta stop crying over them wangs!

    Look what happened to Rick Ross when HE was thinking about wings so hard!

    _______________________

    :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    you aint crazy…
    ______________________
    :rofl: :rofl: Chill baby baby chill :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ ChocD....Girl Nawl, I was scared to ask. :no:

    :rofl: @ Pryti. She gone come over making random hand gestures talking about:

    Us. As a women. Can't just be throwing! random piece of paper, at each other? I'mma hafta, check a bytch?

    :rofl:

  • Dymond

    @ He who goes there

    and why exactly would you have to show errbody if you show me? :waiting: Im not in a clique and I was kicked out of the underground movement Thank You Very Much :coffee:

    awhailnall@gmail (for future refs)

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @JMO

    I know a few people who last weight on that Alli but they ass was chitting everywhere. In the car, at work, at home before they could make it to the bathroom. I wanna loose some weight but even I have my standards. :nono: #teamnochitstains

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Thinking of Ding a ling

    SITS and SPINS :2dance:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    PRYKASO in the house.
    ______________
    What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
    ________________________________

    Oooohhhh NO you aint finna get me caught up in that mess… My Ding -a -ling been on display enough.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    It’s DING-A-LING! Get it right!
    _________________________________

    And how would you know...

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I wanna ask a dumb question @DIMPZ and @ACE are yall really dating

    _________________________________

    girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
    yep, saw it all on facebook :coffee:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Dimpz

    Oh well...... hope yo friend is ok :rolleyes:

    :rofl:

  • KDub

    My cousin gave me some of them Diurex water pills talking about you can shed 5 lbs in 3 days. Them fukkas had me pissing every 10 MINUTES. That is how you loose the fuggin weight. Running to piss 4-5 times and HOUR. They gave me the shakes too. Didn't know they had caffeine in them and my dumb azz drank my regular coffee as ususal.

    Nah I will keep Jillian.

  • CFREE

    Damn Swizzy done fvcked up son :no: smh

    DYMOND!!! :yahoo:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    <---Has NOT seen IGO's Ding-a-Ling. But the day is still young. :coffee:

  • Dymond

    Hey Dap :wink:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @KDub

    Whatchall need me fo? I done passed the torch.
    _________________
    :blink: THE DEVIL IS A LIE!!! :nono: we need u more than ALL the ashy, dry weaved, hydration lip-challenged celebs combined need Whipfinity

    NUFFIN BUT DEG CAN KEEP ME FROM IT!!!! :crying:

  • I Go There

    Dymond says:

    @ He who goes there

    and why exactly would you have to show errbody if you show me? Im not in a clique and I was kicked out of the underground movement Thank You Very Much

    awhailnall@gmail (for future refs)
    ___________________________________________

    Umm sorry... the shop is closed.

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.

    She sure as hell didn’t get that job.

    ******************
    Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill
    ---------------------

    adipex. girl you could hear your heart beating. it was like being in the matrix

  • Yall still crazy

    I'm trying though Igo. If you saw me you wouldn't think that I didn't exercise though :shrug:
    -------------------------
    Pryti, You supposed to take a poll on here before you go off on work folks yo :rofl:
    ----------------------------------------
    Cali, I hope he doesn't owe you no money :lol: because there is a warrant :rofl: and :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ IGO... :no: Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows. :wail:

  • West Coast Chick

    have any of yall ever sucked your man's balls? :think:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @KDub

    Diurex huh :thinking: :computer:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    West Coast Chick says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I wanna ask a dumb question @DIMPZ and @ACE are yall really dating

    _________________________________

    girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
    yep, saw it all on facebook :coffee:
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------

    Terry Cruz is just a place holder... :coffee: HIM on borrowed time...

    tick ....tick.... ...

    :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @JMO

    I know a few people who last weight on that Alli but they ass was chitting everywhere. In the car, at work, at home before they could make it to the bathroom. I wanna loose some weight but even I have my standards. :nono: #teamnochitstains
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :yes: ... Im thinking about buying it for my bf since the damn p90x or whatever its called is collecting dust

    @dymond :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
    yep, saw it all on facebook
    ___________________
    :lol: Why did I read this in a ghetto bougie voice

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    <—Has NOT seen IGO's Ding-a-Ling. But the day is still young.
    _______________________________________________

    And you dont need to see it either....

    how bout we just get off my package.

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    Did somebody say Wing Stop? :yahoo: <---No Rick Ross.

  • Dymond

    Uh oh there's my bish! CFreeda!!! :yahoo: :danban: Whattup, playa!!!

    LMAO at Choco

    Wait Dimpz and Ace ain't dating?

    awww that makes it even cuter :love:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.

    She sure as hell didn’t get that job.

    ******************
    Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill
    ———————

    adipex. girl you could hear your heart beating. it was like being in the matrix
    ******************
    I like the Matrix. Did u loose weight :coffee:

  • KDub

    I know a few people who last weight on that Alli but they ass was chitting everywhere. In the car, at work, at home before they could make it to the bathroom. I wanna loose some weight but even I have my standards.
    ----------------------------------------
    BFF was on that mess...Said the instructions TELL your azz you need extra clothes/undergarments available and she thought it was a joke. Nah joke on you heffa. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    have any of yall ever sucked your man’s balls?
    __________________
    You know I have why :lol:

  • Dymond

    fvck u too He who goes there

    :noseintheair:

  • I Go There

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ IGO… Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows.
    _________________________________________

    I do P90X
    that right there is a killer... but I love it.

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @JMO

    My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together :rolleyes:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    thanks for the prayers everyone. she just asked if i meant to throw it and i said yes ma'am and se said "but for why?" in her kimbella voice and i said "cuz you sound dumb. shut up" and she sat down. I guess I'm the Chrissy of my office now lolol :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Chill baby baby chill :hahaha: I read this in a wrapper's voice yo :rofl:

    ------------------------------------------
    Pryti, when she comes by you , just be like "what, who did what? Let's go find this bish, that shatts crazy" and then go with her on the search for your azz :dead:

  • DapisDaShizz

    @Dym hey girlie :hi:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @IGO

    But I haven't even been on your package. :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ the Matrix

    @ WCC....That nicca crazier than Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny combined. :no:

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
    yep, saw it all on facebook
    ___________________
    Why did I read this in a ghetto bougie voice

    ____________________

    :rofl: :rofl: cuz thats how I typed it :rofl:

    >>>we here<<<< :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! FUK "HIM" :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Dymond says:

    fvck u too He who goes there

    :noseintheair:
    __________________________________

    dont be like that... you just wont respect me if I show you my nether regions all willy nilly.

  • Yall still crazy

    Yes, to the ballz question :coffee: #lightsucknothard :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    FAYLA It came! I got it! I used it! I even licked it!

    I think you can now call it a lube too
    _____________
    :dead: bury me in Whipfinity from head to toe, no clothes bc i wanna be extra lubricated for the aftalife

    I CAINT STAND U FOR THAT YALL!!! :ghost:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @ChocD yea you drop the weight fast too. The matrix is only if you dont drink water. Just keep drinking plenty of water and you wont even be able to hear it that much. You will have to pee every 15 mins tho.

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    But I haven’t even been on your package
    ____________________________________

    Now there you go

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ the Matrix

    @ WCC….That nicca crazier than Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny combined.

    ______________________________
    :rofl: but he super sexy, so you gotta give him a pass from time to time :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @JMO

    My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together :rolleyes:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I did it a few times when I first got it.... Mannnn, I haven't touched it since ... Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!! :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Pryti, when she comes by you , just be like “what, who did what? Let’s go find this bish, that shatts crazy” and then go with her on the search for your azz
    ___________________
    :rofl:

    and :rofl: @ WCC yes we are here

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    West Coast Chick says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ the Matrix

    @ WCC….That nicca crazier than Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny combined.

    ______________________________
    :rofl: but he super sexy, so you gotta give him a pass from time to time :rofl:

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------

    How bout she just "pass" him to you :coffee: Win-Win

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    Yall still crazy says:

    Yes, to the ballz question :coffee: #lightsucknothard :rofl:

    __________________

    :whistle:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Pryti

    Where can I buy it from

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Heyyyyy Dymond!! :hug: how been? u been up to no good? :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ IGO… Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows.
    _________________________________________

    I do P90X
    that right there is a killer… but I love it.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Killer is the right word... I finished something on the P90X and dude said, ok, that was a great warmup ... my face ---> :blink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Balls are mushy :yes: :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @IGO

    It's not that I want to see random willy nillies; I don't even look at them when I get them. I just like being offered the option. What's wrong with that? Never mind. Don't answer. :hahaha:

  • Yall still crazy

    Fay, it smelled like rainbow sherbet to me :shrug: So I had too :shrug:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @JMO

    My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I did it a few times when I first got it…. Mannnn, I haven’t touched it since … Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!!
    __________________________________________________________________

    I do the CardioX and Extreme AbX (or something like that) in the morning

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <--- :no: @ Ball sucking

    @ WCC...and yo ass looks like you do that. I ain't fuggin wit it though. :nono:

    :rofl: taking her to look for you.

    I'm over her lmao and shedding tears though because her response was worse than I expected. :rofl:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    It’s not that I want to see random willy nillies; I don’t even look at them when I get them. I just like being offered the option. What’s wrong with that? Never mind. Don’t answer.
    __________________________________________________

    Thank you youve already answered that question... We do not need that

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DIMPZ SO U SAYING JILL WILL HAVE ME :wail: ??

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @JMO

    My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I did it a few times when I first got it…. Mannnn, I haven’t touched it since … Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!!
    __________________________________________________________________

    I do the CardioX and Extreme AbX (or something like that) in the morning
    __________________________________________________________________

    Damn, BEFORE you go to work??

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    So...We Swiffer Sweep the balls, we don't Hoover them. *noted*

  • West Coast Chick

    dckimmie says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Yes, to the ballz question :coffee: #lightsucknothard :rofl:

    __________________

    :whistle:
    ____________________________

    :violin:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    I havent got to the balls yet even doe my man has asked on SEVERAL occasions. When I am giving him special gifts he tries to whisper all seductively "suck my balls". The first time he said I popped up like :stop: Woa dere shawty I aint sucking no balls but after he did some thangs to me that I felt could be a felony in three countries I might have to do him one :coffee:

  • caligirl

    @CHOCO - What kind of balls you playing with, my balls are nice and firm :yes:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Yall still crazy says:

    Pryti, when she comes by you , just be like “what, who did what? Let’s go find this bish, that shatts crazy” and then go with her on the search for your azz
    __________________

    haaaaaaa i HATE her. And her cubicle always smells like gravy. Thats disheartening to a bish on a diet.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Who smacks their mans azz :rofl: while sexing

  • Eazy Does It

    wondering how licking of the balls feels to men :thinking:

  • caligirl

    @JMO - Mister wante me to get that shiat, so I ordered the 10 minute work out. I used it twice :shame:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ IGO… Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows.
    _________________________________________

    I do P90X
    that right there is a killer… but I love it.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Killer is the right word… I finished something on the P90X and dude said, ok, that was a great warmup … my face —>
    __________________________________________________________

    :hahaha:

    YOU dont know how many people ive mess with on that one... that warm kill folks.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ YallC...How'd it taste though? :shrug:

    :dead: @ Ace passing ninjas around like party favors. :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DIMPZ WE GOT A GYM RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE JOB.. THEM HAAWWWT TRAINERS COME IN AND OFFER US "SPECIAL SESSIONS" AND SHYT... SINCE ITS THE NEW YEAR WHY NOT!! :grin: I CANT TAKE JILL SHE SCARE THE FUK OUTA ME!!

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @JMO

    My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I did it a few times when I first got it…. Mannnn, I haven’t touched it since … Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!!
    __________________________________________________________________

    I do the CardioX and Extreme AbX (or something like that) in the morning
    __________________________________________________________________

    Damn, BEFORE you go to work??

    __________________________________________________

    yes maam I like to keep it tight...

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Damn IGo in the morning you a beast son :no: Chit I put in my old school Tae Bo CD the other night and thought my children was gone have to the call the paramedics.

  • Yall still crazy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Balls are mushy :yes: :rofl:
    ----------------
    Under ballz are shock territory :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ Cali
    I aint ever felt no firm balls they aren't mushy but they aren't firm either I promise you the part that amuses me is the ball itself how it moves around inside the shell :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <— @ Ball sucking

    @ WCC…and yo ass looks like you do that. I ain't fuggin wit it though.

    _______________________________________
    :shrugs: whaaaaaa? whas wrong with lookin like you do a lil ball suckin? :shrugs:

    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    When I see "suck my balls" all I can here is Cartman's voice on this South Park DVD I have. :hahaha:

    #NotSexy

  • caligirl

    323 ChocD aka C.D. says:

    I havent got to the balls yet even doe my man has asked on SEVERAL occasions. When I am giving him special gifts he tries to whisper all seductively “suck my balls”.
    ________
    YOU MUST SUCK THE BALLS! That the Piece de Resistance

    Mark my word..if they are too hairy you may have to shave them #helpful

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    West Coast Chick says:

    dckimmie says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Yes, to the ballz question :coffee: #lightsucknothard :rofl:

    __________________

    :whistle:
    ____________________________

    :violin:
    _________________

    I know someone that cut put dyck and balls in the mouth at the same time. :trophy:

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Choco

    I do. :yes: Smack it like that nigga work at King of Diamonds. When we get done he be like "Man dont be doing that chit" :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Who smacks their mans azz :rofl: while sexing
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Pineapples...!

    Light tapping,squeezing and scratching is permitted...but slapping and smacking = making me feel like a bish...

    :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    HOLD UP :stop: NOW WE TALKN ABOUT BALLS..:rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    oh n on the balls question................ once cuz he :lick: :eatme: like his life depended on it one nite :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    That X960 being having my tired as hell looking at the infomercial :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Eazy Does It says:

    wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
    ___________________________________________________

    If done right I feels great... but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead....

    #Treadlightly

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    Damn IGo in the morning you a beast son :no: Chit I put in my old school Tae Bo CD the other night and thought my children was gone have to the call the paramedics.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    You just made me choke!!! :rofl: ....

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    (thinks I'm done messing with IGO)

    Anyone that does the P90X sht for breakfast just might be too much for me. :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SPANKING AZZ :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ace says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Who smacks their mans azz :rofl: while sexing
    ————————————————————————–

    Pineapples…!

    Light tapping,squeezing and scratching is permitted…but slapping and smacking = making me feel like a bish…

    :no:
    ______________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Boo would prolly end all the festivities if i smacked his a$$...imma try it tonight just to see lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <---Ass Smacker! Like I paid for it. It's been a minute though. *le sigh*

    @ WCC...I meant your body is banging you look like you do the video, not you look like a ball sucker! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    I Go There says:

    Eazy Does It says:

    wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
    ___________________________________________________

    If done right I feels great… but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead….

    #Treadlightly
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    A girl caught a knee to the jaw once...for sucking too hard.... pure reflex..and reactionary....

  • Yall still crazy

    I smacks azzes whilst having relations. #harderhardergiveittome :rofl:
    -------------------------
    Dimpz, it didn't have any taste really, that's why I said it could be lube and get licked off :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @ChocD
    I haven't but sometimes I want to I just know the reaction I would get

    BALLS TO THE WALL! I like them they are like marbles you can play with and I like how they feel in my mouth

  • West Coast Chick

    ChocD aka C.D. says:

    @Choco

    I do. Smack it like that nigga work at King of Diamonds. When we get done he be like “Man dont be doing that chit”

    ______________________

    ahahahahahahahahaha aaahahahahahah :rofl:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    (thinks I’m done messing with IGO)

    Anyone that does the P90X sht for breakfast just might be too much for me
    _______________________________________________________

    Im not some big muscular dude or nothing like that. I just like to keep in shape.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ YallC.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I ain't got nonna that going on though. :wail:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Igo ... Morning workouts on that chit??!! ... :fistbump:

    Aint nothing like a man that wants to keep it tight! If I keep it tight and toned, his azz should too!! Kudos! :wink:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    But...What if he is my btch? Can I smack it then? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <—Ass Smacker! Like I paid for it. It's been a minute though. *le sigh*

    @ WCC…I meant your body is banging you look like you do the video, not you look like a ball sucker! :hahaha:
    __________________________

    :rofl: What does a ball sucker look like?

    :coffee: I need to work out. I let myself go in the winter.

  • caligirl

    I Go There says:

    Eazy Does It says:

    wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
    ___________________________________________________

    If done right I feels great… but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead….

    _______________
    You can't go at like like they jawbreakers. I ain't give No examples,

    Choco

    you go ahead.....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Pryti
    I wanna try that tonite too :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    353 is talmbout the taste of Whipfinity, not ballz.

    #clarificationpurposesandshatt

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    @Choco

    Trust me if the FUGGING is good to them they aint gone say chit to afterwards.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OK SO NO SUKN TOO HARD ON THE BALLS... DONT TRY THAT P90X OR I PASS OUT.. AND DONT SPANK NO AZZ OR ACE FEELS LIKE A BISH!! :rofl: ALL THIS IN LESS THAN 10 MIN :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Boo would prolly end all the festivities if i smacked his a$$…imma try it tonight just to see lol
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I swear I'm trying it too just cause .... :rofl:

  • pointhimout

    uh yeah, they trippin. how mf's supposed to watch their favorite shows and get their favorite music now?

    Sandra, which is? They're reporting he's the CEO of this in one breath, but turn around and say he's working out arrangements with the IRS for back taxes and broke. You can't serve two masters Swiss.

    I wonder how much truth is there to this story as far as him being involved. How much you wanna bet "oh man hell, I was just a name on the package. I made no decisions."

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Kim....IONO what a ball sucker looks like! ;shrug: :lol:

  • caligirl

    Okay okay okay

    You ever noticed how a cat. Gently licks their milk...just like that but not too fast :wink:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YALL & Dimpz :hug: my cuz said he tasted it & :hurl: :rofl:

    i cant wait to read these salty chocolate balls post later :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    Put it on you Dimpz and be the lickee not the licker :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ Cali
    Choco you go ahead Im just a horny fiend today I swear I could sit on dyck for 24 hours just sitting there and move when I want to just having it there will please me so

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ace says:

    I Go There says:

    Eazy Does It says:

    wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
    ___________________________________________________

    If done right I feels great… but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead….

    #Treadlightly
    ——————————————————————–

    A girl caught a knee to the jaw once…for sucking too hard…. pure reflex..and reactionary….
    ______________________________________________________________

    :blink: :rofl: ... and what did she say?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    A girl caught a knee to the jaw once…for sucking too hard…. pure reflex..and reactionary….

    :casket:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    I can't believe you all on the FAMILY ORIENTED blog ackin up like this...

    I'm out of here...

    (really walking to the car now..)

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    If one can have DSL's can one also have BSL's? :think:

    #ThoughtsThatKeepMeFromGoingAnywhereInLife

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    But…What if he is my btch? Can I smack it then?
    ____________________________________________

    its Allowed then... fire away.

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @Choco @ JMO we all gonna be real mad if tomorrow we come back like "nah....he wasnt to happy bout that"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :bye: BooBear!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    This is too much!!! My night will be interesting ... :rofl:

    Goodnight everyone :waves:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHOCD
    Oh I know how to mesmerize a mofo :thumbsup:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @CALI

    So lap at the balls instead of sucking them? *noted*

  • caligirl

    I wonder how much truth is there to this story as far as him being involved. How much you wanna bet “oh man hell, I was just a name on the package. I made no decisions.”

    ____________
    That's what I been saying...his name ain't on the lease on the building in Ashburn or them servers. He going to say he was a paid ponzi in the whole thing. Just trying to pay back his taxes and child support.

  • Yall still crazy

    *licks hand* but there's no taste, so that's cool with me :thumbsup:

    Fay, add a drop of vanilla extract in my next batch yo :rofl:
    -----------------------------
    Yall, talk when yall spank! He'll be like :wtf: #bigturnon

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @Choco @ JMO we all gonna be real mad if tomorrow we come back like “nah….he wasnt to happy bout that”
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Hell yea... I already got a text talking about opening up that white hennessey tonight I brought back from my trip so I already know ... :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <----Damned near fell off the back of my chair at BSL.

    Yall talking about Smacking ass I be like Luda in Fast Five. I smack that ass and grab that ass. :ashamed:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    “nah….he wasnt to happy bout that”
    ___________________
    Right especially since I know he hate for his azz to be touched

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @CALI

    So lap at the balls instead of sucking them? *noted*
    __________________________________________________

    You sooo need help

  • ChocD aka C.D.

    Runs in and yells to all the ladies SMACK DAT ASS TONIGHT. MAKE IT RAIN ON THESE MUTHAFUGGAS. LET EM KNOW THAT'S YO DYCK AND IF YOU FIND OUT OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NO MORE DYCK LITERALLY

    :bye: Fam

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ YallC...She working on the vanilla as we type. :yes:

  • caligirl

    @YSO - A little sucking is okay, it's a art. Pratice makes perfect :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ CHOCD
    :thumbsup:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    @IGO

    I think I'm beyond help at this point unless I finally accept Jesus into my heart. :hahaha:

  • caligirl

    Remember ladies never have sex on a full stomach. :nono: much more comformatabe with a small snack.

  • I Go There

    Alright yall

    Im out... Now I might get the boys sucked on for the night
    or better yet just have someone tell me they'll do it.... just off GP.

    Later yall.

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    I think I’m beyond help at this point unless I finally accept Jesus into my heart
    __________________________________

    :lol:

    Damn

  • Eazy Does It

    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    :bye: @IGO

  • West Coast Chick

    YSoSrs says:

    @CALI

    So lap at the balls instead of sucking them? *noted*

    __________________

    dont gently suck the whole ball in your mouth?
    #realquestion

  • Yall still crazy

    I expect to her azz smacking and light ball sucking stories tomorrow :coffee:

    ----------------------------------------
    :yahoo: Edible Whipfinity #thatswhatsup :grill:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    :waves: @EAZY

    They just don't got no kinda sense, do they? :no:

  • Eazy Does It

    I learn something everyday on this blog

  • Eazy Does It

    @Yso Not at all and I love it!

  • Yall still crazy

    WCC, I don't. It's more tongue action because I think that'd hurt if you suck em :shrug: but IONO now :shrug: :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    “nah….he wasnt to happy bout that”
    ___________________
    Right especially since I know he hate for his azz to be touched

    __________________
    Its gonna be all types of discrepancies in my house tonight bout this. lmaooo but im such a troublemaker...i may just do it anyway

  • Yall still crazy

    I claim "hacking" today :innocentgirlface:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    Um...I was "hacked" too. :grin:

    (tears up all my notes)

  • Yall still crazy

    Play the smack off as a "do it harder push" to the azz :shrug:

    Say some real freaky shatt and that is gonna turn him on :yes:

    Disclaimer: X :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    caligirl says:

    Remember ladies never have sex on a full stomach.
    _________________

    Is that for the women whose men can reach into their stomachs?

  • Yall still crazy

    *picks up the shreds for future bribes* :lol:

    :waves: Good Night Yso, Pryti, EZ and WCC!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :dead: @ yall *all yall* hollering hacked like this Twitter. :hahaha:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Night all!!!

  • West Coast Chick

    Yall still crazy says:

    WCC, I don’t. It’s more tongue action because I think that’d hurt if you suck em but IONO now

    ____________________________

    my man is a fuking pervert. he likes me to suk them, we do shyt we see on porno's :rofl:

    it fun tho :shrugs:

  • West Coast Chick

    Sandra Rose says:

    caligirl says:

    Remember ladies never have sex on a full stomach.
    _________________

    Is that for the women whose men can reach into their stomachs?

    _______________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: :dead:

  • http://youtu.be/3lesVb_6MBs YSoSrs

    :dead: @SANDRA

    Not you too. :rofl:

    I can't wait to see what we come up with for Fck It Friday.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <----Gonna be church mouse quiet tomorrow. :lol:

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    Yall comments got me cracking up over here lawd! lol

  • Mannie

    Swizz Beatz, Megaupload's CEO, was not charged in the indictment which was handed down on January 5, and as of now, it is unclear how the producer/rapper's involvement with the company will play into the case. The Associated Press reported that Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom (also known as Kim Schmitz) was arrested Thursday in New Zealand along with three others.
    From MTV.com

  • neek

    :dead: :dead: :rofl:

    @Danny Glover

    yall are too much.... I love it!!!

    SR never lets me down when I need some chuckles....