Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: 2 Narcissists in Love?

Not for one minute do I believe that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are really dating. But the rumor does make for interesting blog fodder.

According to TMZ, Kim and Kanye were seen leaving a movie theater together in NYC yesterday. I guess that amounts to a romance in the celebrity world. But in the real world, their “date” is a mere publicity stunt contrived by two narcissists to grab headlines.

Coincidentally, their “date” occurred on the same day (at the very hour) that Kanye dropped a new, disjointed, uptempo tune called “Theraflu” — in which he proclaims his “love” for the self-obsessed reality star.

    And I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim
    ’Round the same time she fell in love with him.
    Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing,
    Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.

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There are several things wrong with this picture: not the least of which is this: Jay Z doesn’t have the power to drop anyone from the New Jersey Nets, much less Kim’s soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries. The aging rap mogul is just a minority investor who owns less than 1% of the team.

The other thing is, typical narcissists like Kanye and Kim K have no capacity to love anyone but themselves. Both Kim and Kanye have trouble maintaining healthy relationships due to their narcissism. So if they’re hoping to use each other for narcissistic supply, they will fail miserably.

But hey, at least they will get all the narcissistic supply they need from the fawning paparazzi, right?



 



  • missmiami

    Child boo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    :lol: at the photoshop!

  • free

    i heard kanye really doesn’t have teeth at the bottom. that he has dentures. is that true? i know he was in a car accident.

  • Flawless

    attention seekers

  • CD FENTY

    <—-#TEAM HUMP

    RICH HOES STILL WINNING :rolleyes:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    I’m heartbroke…

    WHY WON’T KIM JUST LOVE ME!!!! :shrugs:

    But, Kanye my nigga. :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    YSO come get ya dude

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Ye. :no: :(

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    HEEEHEE HEY THEY DO MAKE A GOOD COUPLE :shrug: **runs**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Man

    It appears that she likes men with height…I can relate… :coffee:

  • LovesLove85

    Oh yea??

    And I dont think it matters either way bc its just a song, right???

    :shrugs:

  • Bad Influence

    NOT THIS DRY PUZZAY WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    :chase:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!” :no:

    :shrug:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE
    “Not for one minute do I believe that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are really dating. But the rumor does make for interesting blog fodder.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    This.

    Amber THOUGHT Kim was cheating with Kanye (Kim would never do such a thing) and Kanye is using this to pizz Amber off. Pure and simple.

    Kim just met up with Kanye to clear the air so as to not damamge her reputations. :yes:

  • EB

    Congrats to Kim’s vagina :coffee:

  • Eazy

    She done put that snatch on him :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN SO U OK WITH THIS?? :lol: IF ANYBODY GOING TO HAVE HER LET IT BE KANYE :shrug:

  • VDot

    Say what yall want, but I like them together. Two queens in love :heart: Hopefully, he can get the panties a little wetter than Ray J Kanye :shrug:

    And that song goes hard.

  • Gigi26

    I wonder what his mom would’ve thought of this piece right here…seems like after Alexis and ole girl he was with before the fame he just went for the outer and just said eff the inner. Hey, her box, his pipe *kanye shrug*

    Hopefully she upgraded her moves in the boudoir cuz the tape with Ray J…dead dry lay.

  • Bad Influence

    @Man because her puzzay is dry and ur kitten heels dnt help the cause… :hug:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FELINE
    “It appears that she likes men with height…I can relate…”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Your honor, I present Exhibit “A”
    …5’4″ Ray J.

    Yeah,… I got a shot with Kim if I can just meet her in real life!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    HIS WHY U SO VIOLENT :blunt: I GOT US SOME ESSSNACKS :popcorn:

  • KyCakes

    *cough cough* <———— Kim's vag

  • Bibi

    Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!” :claps:

  • CD FENTY

    <— DONT KRIS LOOK SEXY LADIES :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    KANYE A FOOL THO.. DROP THAT MOFUKA OUT THE TEAM YO! :lol:

  • Pootie Tang

    This chick and her RATED “E” FOR EVERYBODY puzzy……. :rolleyes: …is there ANY penus she wont touch??

  • KyCakes

    :rofl: @MAN and his undying loyalty to a hussy….

  • Bibi

    U guys move quick too. I just asked yall a ? downstairs :smack:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @MAVEN
    “Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Cause that nigga could be in love! Oh… so now yall don’t believe in “love” and all that other bullchit we tell yall.

    Yall all for it, till we start chasing some alleged “hoe.” Then we supposed to think “she a hoe.”

    Nigga can’t win.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    CD :no: KRIS HUMPS AINT CUTE TO ME AT ALL :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Man

    :lol: Touche’…..

    Ehh, these two deserve each other…they are both ATTENTION WHORES who cannot survive without the media or someone else with their head up each other’s arses…

  • purplexxe7

    I AM SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THIS NARCISSISTIC, TALENTLESS, STIFF IN THE BED HAVING SLORE…..UGH! YE, I KNOW U CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.

  • KyCakes

    CD FENTY says:

    <— DONT KRIS LOOK SEXY LADIES
    ———————————————
    Black and white photos have that effect…

  • Bibi

    @ Man its dopamine.. :tea:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS
    “because her puzzay is dry and ur kitten heels dnt help the cause… ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I wear height adjusters babe. HEIGHT ADJUSTERS!
    :mad:

  • bnatural

    There is only one man for Kim and that is Reggie Bush….

    Kim and Kanye=Publicity stunt :rolleyes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :smack: PUHLEEZE these two OMG I’d rather be in the other post #NO ONE CARES the celebs can feel we don’t care – they can keep trying tho #TARDS

  • Bad Influence

    :buttshake: <—-dust falling off Kims dry puzzayyy

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @MAVEN
    “Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Cause that nigga could be in love! Oh… so now yall don’t believe in “love” and all that other bullchit we tell yall.

    Yall all for it, till we start chasing some alleged “hoe.” Then we supposed to think “she a hoe.”

    Nigga can’t win.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: OKAY, I SEE YOU @ MAN! :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    ON SOME REAL SHAIT THO.. HOW WE KNOW SHE A HO3 CUZ OF THE VIDEO AND HER PREVIOUS LATIONSHIPS?? ERRBODY GOT THEM HERS JSUT PUBLIC.. :kona: <<TRYING TO NOT GET MUUURRRRRDA -JA RULE VOICE

  • buddapecan

    So everything Amber said was true????? Who knew!!! :shrug: :lol:

  • Gigi26

    Rated E for Everybody puzzay lmfaooo :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    I
    JUST
    DIED
    AT
    POOTIE TANG’S
    COMMENT

    me—> :dead: @ “E” for Everybody!!!!!!! :ghost:

  • KyCakes

    Kim’s puzz coughs out gov’t powdered milk….

    #SaharaCat

  • CFREE

    Oh brother :yawn:

  • Bad Influence

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @HIS
    “because her puzzay is dry and ur kitten heels dnt help the cause… ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I wear height adjusters babe. HEIGHT ADJUSTERS!

    awwww bew click clack over here and get this hug :hug: lmfao

  • CD FENTY

    @Ky
    Baby it aint the black and white every since he got rid of rollercoaster **** his stock has went all the way up. Having the best season of his career. :yes:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @BIBI

    Kim just fine as hail and any nigga that say they wouldn’t wife is either gay or a dayum lie. Real talk.

    :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    Damn just when I thought I would get ONE day without seeing or hearing about her *throws hands in air* I give up

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    awwww bew click clack over here and get this hug :rofl: I HATE THAT SESSY BISH!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— @ MAN MAKES ME SICK! :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I doubt Reggie is gay and we know he aint wifing her! :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS

    **refuses to hug**
    :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Did Pootie say “rated E” for Everybody! :ghost:

  • CFREE

    @Bibi got sum to say :popcorn:

    So ya’ll saying Kim puzz got a dry :sick: ? :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BIBI

    Kim just fine as hail and any nigga that say they wouldn’t wife fukk is either gay or a dayum lie. Real talk.

    :coffee:

    _____________

    I fixed that for you… :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    I say it ONCE I’ll say it TWICE. It’s not hat hoes be winning, it’s that they have THEIR EYE on the PRIZE and they are willing to do whatever it takes to get it.

    DETERMINATION IS A MOFO….. :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Harlem :kiss: :no: <— look around for your fiance

    Cfree :hug:

  • KyCakes

    CD FENTY says:

    @Ky
    Baby it aint the black and white every since he got rid of rollercoaster **** his stock has went all the way up. Having the best season of his career.
    —————————————————————
    I’ll admit it; he’s not bad looking. Maybe being with Kim made him look gross to me.

    But yeah, the best season of his career can be attributed to leaving that fire danger cooter alone….

    :welcome: <——-Really says "only you can prevent forest fires"

  • MissHarlem

    LAKES its the perception unfortunately as a woman we have to carry ourselves in a respectable kind of way. Thats why the term “lady in the streets but a freak in the bed” your business should be just that your business. We all got skeletons but I get what you saying

  • Bibi

    @Man so that’s all it takes to get wifed???

    @Choco I googled the dream. Apparently, I’m feeling some sort of guilt that may not be related to my relationship at all. :thinking:

  • CD FENTY

    Yeah us the 2012 Puffy and JHo. Why are we so forunate :rolleyes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN ITS OK :hug: HER JUST EXPLORING SHE COME BACK HOME :yes: #KEEPHOPEALIVE

  • KyCakes

    CFREE says:

    @Bibi got sum to say

    So ya’ll saying Kim puzz got a dry ?
    ——————————————————————-
    I’m saying Mucinex wouldn’t help that cooter… :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    *peeks in to :cosign: Choco* BUT its only because his moms aint going. Methinks thats the only reason he aint marry her…

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO

    Reggie shoulda went on head and wifed her! I mean dayum. He did everything but wife her!

    That nigga was runnin round the whole Earth following up behind Kim and chit.. KNOWING dayum well he wasn’t good enough for my Kim. Ol bug-eyed swole up sweet azz nigga.

    She never would have married that clown though. :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    TATTED :kiss: dont look her ass dont see me so Kiss on babe kiss on

  • Bibi

    So there’s no truth to the rumor Kanye does Teyana Taylor and dudes at his house in Hawaii??

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Bad Influence says:

    :buttshake: <—-dust falling off Kims dry puzzayyy

    ——————-
    That and crabs, used condoms, lost wrist watches, gerbils,some car keys, 12inch dildo lost 3 years ago…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Man

    I ain’t even mad atchu…I’m delusional like that about Gabriel Aubry… :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    They are only friends it has been stated time and time again.. :coffee:

  • CFREE

    TATTED! gimme sum :hug: @HIS :buttshake: <<<<< on a handstand :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HARLEM :hug: I KNEW U WOULD.. IM JUST SAYING WE CALLING HER A HO3 FOR SHAIT MOST OF US HAVE DONE.. SHE JUST PUBLIC.. :peace:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Oh how I love my BadBew. :hugs: :rofl:

  • Bibi

    Nah, I ain’t got no confessions. Guilty of being too damn boring is all..

  • SAUCEY82

    Bibi says:

    So there’s no truth to the rumor Kanye does Teyana Taylor and dudes at his house in Hawaii??
    —————————————-
    :dead:

    :ghost:

  • Bad Influence

    HARLEM!!! bish dnt play… :shank:

    i fcking love ur ass..

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Uh oh…Sandra said the N word,,,You know the rules…Everytime she says Narcissits everybody should take a sip of your drink of choice :-) If you broke like me and aint got no likka,,,Feel free to substitute with a tbspoon of tussin :pigsfly: sippin on sum sizzurppp :pigsfly:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FELINE

    Then niggas would WIFE Kim. WIFE, WALK DOWN THE AISLE, WED, SAY “I DO,” AND JUMP THE FLUCKIN BROOM.

    ALL
    OF
    THEM
    :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    Kim Kardashian Did a Walk of Shame at Kanye’s House This Morning

    Amid rumors that Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West, TMZ and The Daily Mail have published photos of Kim leaving Kanye’s apartment bulding this morning, in the same outfit she wore to the movies with him last night. This is the biggest breaking news since whatever guy Kim Kardashian slept with before Kanye West.

    This has been Kardashenanigans, a daily hourly neverending feature intended to keep Gawker’s readers up to date on the comings and goings of Kim Kardashian’s genitals.

    Jacked from Gawker

  • Pootie Tang

    @ MAN,

    keep holding out for Kim K…..by the time she ISN’T more famous than Ray J, im sure she will be more than ready and willing to give up the dry snatch to ya…..no doubt…. :yes:

  • NaijaGal

    :dead: @click clack cause I can hear the sound and see it :rofl: :hahaha:

  • CFREE

    KYCAKES :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Man
    Well apparently Reggie knows best like as in listening to his MAMA :coffee: Cuz she wasn’t having it! I wouldn’t have let my son marry Kim K!

  • Bad Influence

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Bad Influence says:

    <—-dust falling off Kims dry puzzayyy

    ——————-
    That and crabs, used condoms, lost wrist watches, gerbils,some car keys, 12inch dildo lost 3 years ago…

    :dead:

    @Man awwwwwwwwwwwwww c'mon! :hug:

    i LOVE my YSO too.. :hug:

    Cfuh-Reeeeeeeeee :buttshake:

  • Gigi26

    When your own brother calls you a slut on televison then….. :tea:

  • Usual Suspect

    Nice, :yes: I’m sure she let’s Kayne wear blouses and leggings

    :coffe: <—–Ginger Tea

  • Bibi

    @HARLEM I KNEW U WOULD.. IM JUST SAYING WE CALLING HER A HO3 FOR SHAIT MOST OF US HAVE DONE.. SHE JUST PUBLIC..

    Not I….:nono:

    Wasn’t she an escort with that Gastineau girl once upon a time?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    This has been Kardashenanigans, a daily hourly neverending feature intended to keep Gawker’s readers up to date on the comings and goings of Kim Kardashian’s genitals.

    Jacked from Gawker
    ___________________
    Publicity Stunt! They are sukas!

  • KyCakes

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Bad Influence says:

    :shakebutt: <—-dust falling off Kims dry puzzayyy

    ——————-
    That and crabs, used condoms, lost wrist watches, gerbils,some car keys, 12inch dildo lost 3 years ago…
    ————————————————————-
    :ghost: <———- Me dying slowly @Wut

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    I’m not delusional. I was talkin to Kim the other day and she assured me she would have never married Reggie Bush.

    Than she gave me the best hand job I ever had. But she must have had an appointment because when I woke she had already left.
    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    <——Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok :shrugs:

    She does what many basic broads do,EXCEPT she does it on camera.. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Some folks need to read up on our President, pick up a book!

    And that’s all Imma say about it…
    Anyhooo

    —————————

    Hay yall :waves:

    Man, :no: nobody wants this bish, they can’t GIVE her away :lol: YO :rofl:

  • Usual Suspect

    :coffee: <—–Ginger Tea and Fig Newton

  • MissHarlem

    HIS if you love me then get to that phone HMPH :eyeroll:

  • CFREE

    :coffee: <<<< sippin sizzurp w/Bren Bren :pigsfly:

  • yallcrazy

    *hey

  • I Go There

    Damn Ye… out of all this chics

    Why this one dude… Damn.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok

    She does what many basic broads do,EXCEPT she does it on camera
    WE ARE >>>HERE<<< :hug: #42

  • The Makeup Maven

    :rofl: @ Fe for fixing Man’s comment! :lol:

  • Usual Suspect

    Phrozen1der says:

    <——Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok

    ________________
    Not sure what your confusion is. Gyspy puz z y went out of style with HIV…..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I dont know if she’s a hoe or not and don’t care Im bored of all of them Diddy, Dumasshians, Nikki, Rihanna, damn keep to yourselves so mofo’s can wonder about you! Some celebs are so non regardless of their revenue!

  • CFREE

    :waves: @YALLC :2dance:

    HARLEM & YSO :cheer:

  • MissHarlem

    PHRO we clown basic broads all day everyday so Kim is no exception.

    GIGI I did forget that her own brother called her a slut and on TV to boot :no: <— SMH

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @POOTIE
    “keep holding out for Kim K…..by the time she ISN’T more famous than Ray J, im sure she will be more than ready and willing to give up the dry snatch to ya…..no doubt…. ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    She doesn’t even LIKE the limelight! It was just thrust upon her.

    We will live a low key life with “J****** Jr.” and “Kizzi.” <<our kids names

    :coffee:

  • bumblebee

    she looks very much like her mom in the pic.

  • I Go There

    Gigi26 says:

    When your own brother calls you a slut on televison then…..
    _______________________________________

    speaks volumes…. :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: IIIII LUVS MAAN!! :boobs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    MissHarlem says:

    Thats why the term “lady in the streets but a freak in the bed”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I can soooo relate! :coffee:

  • Bad Influence

    Fiance, its in the damn car lol i didnt know u hit me bewski :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Man

    I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my **** like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…

    :coffee:

  • VDot

    Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? .

    I’ve never got it. I also quit trying to understand. :shrug:

    although her se.x tape was rather boring . Maybe she was having an off day.

    :buttshake:

  • MissHarlem

    Not sure what your confusion is. Gyspy puz z y went out of style with HIV…..

    *****************
    CALI now that chit was funny

    CFREE :hug: heyyy boo

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CD

    I know we don’t see eye to eye on your wifie but comparing my Ye to p. Shiddy… :stop:

    Our e-lationship can only take so much. :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Man – I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government! :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    @Phro
    I dont like her because she’s a lying hoe. Khloe once said dyck on tv and this bytch covered her ears saying la, la, la, la. Umm bytch we saw u on taping suck a dyck and then kissing baby Mason with the dyck suckers :shrugs: At least with Evelyn Lasagna that bytch admits she is loose with her vag walls. OWN IT :coffee:

  • free

    crispy CHIK-ennnn! i can’t get this out of my head now….

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO

    That’s EXACTLY why they hate on Kim! She got world famous millionaries doin everything they can to be with her, and they cross they fingers and praying at night for some McDonald’s fries from they nigga.

    THEY JUST NEED TO UP THEY GAME!
    I mean, get your hair fixed, wash ya azz or something. :shrugs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Is it because she does what most wish they could do??
    ___________________________
    Damn it aint hard for no woman to get a FEW GOOD MEN – I don’t like how fake she is and the whole family is overexposed and annoying but uhhhhhh Im confident in my stock value :coffee:

  • CFREE

    “her own brother called her a slut and on TV ”

    OMFG i was like dayuuummmm son :blink:

    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Usual Oh so you’re saying that Kim K the only one slanging puss?? Better yet is she giving puss away to dudes who can’t afford to take care of her,or children they helped her to create? As I stated,I’m confused as to why what she does with her neither regions concerns us… :coffee:

  • Flawless

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!” :no:
    ——————–

    that’s just what some men prefer :shrugs:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @MAVEN
    “– I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    For the lurkers.
    :coffee:

  • Usual Suspect

    :waves: at Harlem. Hey Girle :smile:

  • CD FENTY

    @Yso
    That chit hurt dont it :coffee:

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Hey CFree! Long time girl…You lookin good,,,I aint seen nobody rock the mushroom curl under hairdo since JJFad in supersonic,,,But it works on you gal! #ThrowBackIsh :pigsfly:
    What’s sad about this is Ye will prob treat Kim 10x better than he did Amber,,,My bruthas,,,What can you do :pigsfly:

  • yallcrazy

    I guess it’s even though, he’s using her, she’s using him :shrug:

    WGAF :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    @Tatted – Ooh…I don’t…Tell me, tell me… :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Usual Suspect says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    <——Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok

    ________________
    Not sure what your confusion is. Gyspy puz z y went out of style with HIV…..
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :ghost:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: THE DR.PEPPER IS FLOWN.. GET THE FUK OUT THE WAY :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Man – I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government! :lol:

    __________

    IKR! I tripped off that too….calls the butler from the Fresh Prince to come open the door… :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD She lied to you? :lol:

    @Choco :rofl: I aint knocking nobody’s legitimate hustle..Ya’ll need to be mad at these basic broads fuvking for the free and living off your damn taxes… #IJS..

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    New theme song for Kim K

    “**** ain’t no pussay til it’s ran all through
    Leave to these niggas its gone be KY proof
    after three round they gone throw up and puke
    I say my pussay ain’t no good til its ran all through”
    :whistle:

  • CFREE

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Man

    I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my **** like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…
    _________________________________________________________________________

    ^^^^^ this chit right here nicca :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @MAVEN
    “– I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government” :lol:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    For the lurkers. :coffee:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :lol: OH OKAY!

  • MissHarlem

    TATTED me and you BOTH TRUST :yes:

    FIANCE yes I did hit you and was going to jump off the empire state bc you didnt respond :wail: hold me

  • Pootie Tang

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @POOTIE
    “keep holding out for Kim K…..by the time she ISN’T more famous than Ray J, im sure she will be more than ready and willing to give up the dry snatch to ya…..no doubt…. ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    She doesn’t even LIKE the limelight! It was just thrust upon her.

    We will live a low key life with “J****** Jr.” and “Kizzi.” <<our kids names
    ______________________________

    :rolleyes: Keep Hope Alive!

  • CD FENTY

    @Phro
    Yes she did :coffee:

  • Ty

    bnatural says:

    There is only one man for Kim and that is Reggie Bush
    _____________
    :yes: Reggie has sense enough to not wife her azz though just :hump:

    @ Man I bet her hands are even dry :coffee: Did she leave hand burns on your shyt :think:

  • yallcrazy

    Hey CFree! Long time girl…You lookin good,,,I aint seen nobody rock the mushroom curl under hairdo since JJFad in supersonic

    HIT IT BABY DEE

    somma lumma lumma dumma seema :whistle:

  • Gigi26

    Why is it when we call ish out its called “HATE” or “Jealousy”? Really? This bish right here I would hate on and be jealous of?! Nah. I’m good. She is the prime example of what happens when you just have the OUTSIDE and nothing on the inside. The lengths people have to go through for FAME. I’ll keep my pride and spare my family the shame and humiliation. All for what exactly? That sucka married her, and the way she played him on national tv should be enough for any dude to keep this bish at bay. Other than some suck and an occasional phuck (if they want to torture themselves with penile rug burn so be it) she has NOTHING to offer. But hey what do I know…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – DID YOU JUST SAY THE BUTLER??? :rofl:

    Or maybe I need to listen to some LTD w/their lead singer! :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    PHRO we clown basic broads all day everyday so Kim is no exception.
    __________________________
    Basically

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    “I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my **** like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Not motorboat the puzz too! LOOOL.

  • Eazy

    I wonder why celebrities go after the same ppl? Do they like to keep it in a circle or something?

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Wait a minute….

    Do ya’ll know on my lunch break just now, me and my coworker went to go look at some townhouses around the corner that are in construction that we thought were starting at around 400k…..

    Imagine our surprise when we toured the model (which looked like about a 450k townhouse) and teh damn bish said “this particular model starts at $1.5 million.”

    :shocked:

    WHAT, BISH?!!

    :kona:

  • Blackswan

    LMAO @ Wut’s song

    :rofl:

  • free

    humph was recruited and paid for his services….

  • The Makeup Maven

    Flawless says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!” :no:
    ——————–

    that’s just what some men prefer :shrug:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I see. Maybe I should follow suit. DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE! :no:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    dope lines in the song

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I don’t Kim K not because I think she’s a whore whore but because I think she’s a fake ass attention whore. That’s much worse in my book.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @GIGI
    “Why is it when we call ish out its called “HATE” or “Jealousy”? Really? This bish right here I would hate on and be jealous of?! Nah. I’m good. She is the prime example of what happens when you just have the OUTSIDE and nothing on the inside. The lengths people have to go through for FAME. I’ll keep my pride and spare my family the shame and humiliation. All for what exactly? That sucka married her, and the way she played him on national tv should be enough for any dude to keep this bish at bay. Other than some suck and an occasional phuck (if they want to torture themselves with penile rug burn so be it) she has NOTHING to offer. But hey what do I know…”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    That’s right, what the fluck do you know?
    :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    WUT u stupid :rofl: :rofl: that was my jam though

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Tatted

    :lol: :wink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I aint knocking nobody’s legitimate hustle..Ya’ll need to be mad at these basic broads fuvking for the free and living off your damn taxes… #IJS..
    _________________________________________
    Whatev!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Man

    I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my **** like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?

  • Bibi

    I don’t Kim K not because I think she’s a whore whore but because I think she’s a fake ass attention whore. That’s much worse in my book.

    :applause:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    NaijaGal says:

    WUT u stupid that was my jam though
    —————
    Girl! That was the jam… now it is forever tarnished…

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :lol:

  • NaijaGal

    yallcray :cheer:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – PUHLEEEEZE SAY VEGETABLES LIKE HALLE DID….PUHLEEEEZE! :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD :lol:

    @Choco Well long live the clowning of the basic hoes who’s game wasn’t tight enough to earn them a comfy life off of slanging puss…All hail those who can! :yes: LOLOL!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @EAZY
    “I wonder why celebrities go after the same ppl? Do they like to keep it in a circle or something?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I don’t think it’s just celebrities. It’s just be that case of people thinking “the grass is greener” type chit.

    Just human nature. :shrugs:

  • Flawless

    The Makeup Maven says:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I see. Maybe I should follow suit. DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE! :no:
    ———-

    :rofl: :cosign:

  • CFREE

    :hugs: @BREN BREN jjfad tho? :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – Why did the word “motor-boat” hav’ta come up??? :no:

  • I Go There

    I dont think Kim K is a ho… actually thinks she’s good looking.
    I just think she is boring as all hell… The chic seems as though she has the personality of an egg plant.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    YSoSrs says:

    I don’t Kim K not because I think she’s a whore whore but because I think she’s a fake ass attention whore. That’s much worse in my book.

    _______

    This is my sentiments of her as well…she needs attention to BREATHE…and for someone who is supposedly ALL OF THAT, she sure has some serious self-esteem issues…the dumb act is long played and wack as hell!

  • Gigi26

    Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?

    :tea:

  • Bad Influence

    Fianceeeeeeeeeeee :hug:

    i would never ignore the one i love… :lick:

  • yallcrazy

    Phro, would you marry her or just fukc her, or neither? Be honest…

  • MissHarlem

    If you a man and wouldnt make her your wife then at this point you admittingly understand where us women come from.

    MAN THIS COMMENT IS NOT FOR YOU WE KNOW HOW DELUSIONAL YOU ARE WITH THIS WOMAN

  • Eazy

    yallcrazy says:

    Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
    _____________________________________
    about Kim? In Lala’s presence?

  • Bad Influence

    @Gigi no, even the sperm goes in that snatch already dry…

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Hey BubbleBelly :pigsfly: uh huh uh huh uh huh heh heh

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @TATTED
    “DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE! ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    so since you gave it to your girl, she saying it’s LESS precious and delectable???
    :blink:

  • CD FENTY

    :tape:

  • yallcrazy

    Hey Naija :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?

    ^^ DAM :rofl: AND WERE AWWWF :pigsfly: LE GO YALL CATCH UP YO.. MY PIGGY GOT A SOME GASOLINA TODAY!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Tatted

    Ve-Ge-Ta-Bohls…. :lol:

  • SAUCEY82

    :offtopic:

    The word on the street is that Sheree Whitfield won’t be back for another season of “RHOA.” According to Talking With Tami, Sheree was flown out to NYC by Bravo and told that her contract would not be renewed. Womp!

    How ever will she afford to building that skating rink at Chateau Sheree now?

    OH WELL :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!

    *I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk! :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    Gigi26 says:

    Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?
    **************************
    Muthafuggin :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco Well long live the clowning of the basic hoes who’s game wasn’t tight enough to earn them a comfy life off of slanging puss…All hail those who can!
    ______________________________
    My dear SIR im afraid you need to open your eyes this chick is not living the life she wants – seriously Im not even gonna break it down to you! Cuz slanging puss for comfy life is not something I admire! #BASIC WHORE

  • Bibi

    Kim K is a beautiful but she better stop the plastic surgery cuz her face is beginning to not move. But she still a hoe :tea:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @TATTED
    “DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE! ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    so since you gave it to your girl, she saying it’s LESS precious and delectable???

    :blink:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    @ Man. THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! :coffee:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Blackswan says:

    LMAO @ Wut’s song
    ————–
    :wink: They gone invent a new condom just for women like her so men can actually feel something when they run up in her…. Its gone have suction cups on the outside of it to keep the **** from just falling out or getting lost…

  • yallcrazy

    Hey fat ass :pigsfly: You’re mama didn’t take the EBT card this month AGANE did she? :cuss:

    :rofl:

    ————————————–
    EZ, I think he said it to some guys, I can’t recall :shrug:

  • Ty

    yallcrazy says:

    Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
    __________
    Who? :popcorn:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: :lol: DONT GET MAD GET GLAD.. #RANDOM
    @SIS :wail:

  • VDot

    I dont think Kim K is a ho… actually thinks she’s good looking.
    I just think she is boring as all hell
    .

    Now this I can get behind :thumbsup:

  • NaijaGal

    @Sassy we keep telling you to come on down to the great state of TX (preferably Dallas) to get more bang for your buck

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – THAAAAAAAANK YOU! :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @IGo I too believe she would bore the paint off of walls,but I don’t want her so I could careless. My bills still come every month and she aint paying them so again I say..I don’t care and neither should anyone else..

    @Yall Neither :no:

    Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
    1. Dream because he has no neck
    2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
    3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
    4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
    5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
    6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!

    #Helpful

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @GIGI
    “Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, let’s call a spade a spade.

    Is Kim most beautifullest of all these hoes alive? Yes.
    Is Kim smart and all that other chit we really don’t care about? Yes
    Is Kim wholesome and chit and you ain’t got to worry about your boys running trains on her behind your back? Yes

    What you call all that? WIFE MATERIAL. :shrugs:

    why chicks always act surprised when the most beautiful women have multiple suitors? :shrugs: I never understood that.

  • CD FENTY

    I hope Kanyisha go to a Nets game and Hump pick that nigga up by the neck and choke slam that bytch. Disrespectful fukka :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ SAUCE and the skating rink! :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :pigsfly: Chum on Laker :pouts: I want some Gasolina :lol:

    ——————
    Ty :shrug: see the bottom of 192.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – :wail: I FEEL YOU! :wail:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco iDig

  • jazi65

    2 attention whores in need of their media fix :yawn:

  • Bibi

    Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
    1. Dream because he has no neck
    2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
    3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
    4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
    5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
    6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
    7. Dream for looking like the hamblurger with no mask as said by Charlamagne

    #helpful

  • Ty

    SAUCEY82 says:

    The word on the street is that Sheree Whitfield won’t be back for another season of “RHOA.” According to Talking With Tami, Sheree was flown out to NYC by Bravo and told that her contract would not be renewed. Womp!

    How ever will she afford to building that skating rink at Chateau Sheree now?

    OH WELL
    __________
    Girl Sheree will still be in that apartment this time next year if the college kids dont come for her spot :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
    1. Dream because he has no neck
    2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
    3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
    4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
    5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
    6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!

    #Helpful

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yeah, let’s call a spade a spade.

    Is Kim most beautifullest of all these hoes alive? Yes.
    Is Kim smart and all that other chit we really don’t care about? Yes
    Is Kim wholesome and chit and you ain’t got to worry about your boys running trains on her behind your back? Yes

    What you call all that? WIFE MATERIAL. :shrug:

    why chicks always act surprised when the most beautiful women have multiple suitors? I never understood that :shrug:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude, you go hard in tha paint! :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Bibi :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @MAVEN
    ” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS WHY THIS LEMONADE TASTE SOO YUUMY!??

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey last nite I was up late and this sex toy show came on called Adam and Eve has anyone ever heard of it anyway they were taking 50% off them thangs a bish was to lazy to stay on hold and but I want to order from them

  • Bad Influence

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo I too believe she would bore the paint off of walls,but I don’t want her so I could careless. My bills still come every month and she aint paying them so again I say..I don’t care and neither should anyone else..

    @Yall Neither

    Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
    1. Dream because he has no neck
    2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
    3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
    4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
    5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
    6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!

    #Helpful

    :dead: as fck!

  • yallcrazy

    Brendbew AKA Fat Azz

    Where are you? Come out and playyyyyyyyy :lol:

    :whistle: WARRIORS…. :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Bibi says:

    Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
    1. Dream because he has no neck
    2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
    3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
    4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
    5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
    6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
    7. Dream for looking like the hamblurger with no mask as said by Charlamagne

    #helpful

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: DAYUM, WHAAA’CHU GOT AGAINST DREAM?? That nigga turned you down or sumfin??? :rofl:

  • Eazy

    CD FENTY says:

    I hope Kanyisha go to a Nets game and Hump pick that nigga up by the neck and choke slam that bytch. Disrespectful fukka
    _____________________________________
    thats what I mean about the celebrity circle stuff..its like they wait around until the women are single and all swarm in. Ye prob couldnt hold himself together after they announced the divorce

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :yawn: woke up to this crap :rolleyes: What ya’ll talm bout :coffee: Yall off topic yet

  • Flawless

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!

    *I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk! :lol:
    —————————
    I don’t know what it is about that ran thru Gushy :tape: but Holly Weird loves it…

    hmmm Ky Silk :typing: lol

  • Bibi

    A kim le gusta la gasolina

    Dale mas gasolina
    ese cuero traga gasolina

    Dale mas gasolina :whistle:

  • Ty

    yallcrazy says:

    Chum on Laker :pouts: I want some Gasolina

    ——————
    Ty see the bottom of 192.
    ___________
    How does Melo know :popcorn: Is it true that LaLa brings other snatch into the dungeon :think: Damn it Sandra…where is da tea :crying:

  • KyCakes

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!

    *I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk!
    ———————————————————————
    Naw. She needs astro-glide :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Like so many “celebrities” these days, Kim K is famous for nothing. She can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act, can’t fck YET people claim to admire her, to stan for her.

    And even if you say you like her for her, she’s so fcking fake and full of sht, what exactly can you like about her? This is what I don’t get. I can’t like or respect anyone that has nothing to offer in my eyes.

  • Bad Influence

    Man is so fcking delusional :hahaha:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: SOMEBODY SNATCH THE FUKN DR.PEPPER FROM PHROOOO!! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Choco, what did they show they were selling? Everything?

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall :lol:

  • Gigi26

    Man youse a damn lie son! You would not throw a ring on that finger, a phuck and suck yeah and maybe she’ll live with you for 6 months but MARRY?! NAH. You’ll be the laughing stock of your homies. No real man with pride will marry that after how she did her last (second to be exact) husband. But I will argue no more, i’m confident that there’s another sucker that’ll do it. I’ll watch the special to see who’ll show up to the wedding lol. Maybe Fantasia can sing a special selection for them.

    :tea:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phro
    :thumbsup: Cuz Kim is NOT Tiffany and that’s all that matter to me! I LOVE MYSELF and MY LIFE and WHO I AM :champ:

  • CD FENTY

    @Phro
    What the Dream do to u boo. How is him wearing toddler clothes affecting yo life :coffee:

    :lol:

  • Bad Influence

    @Yso in MY opinion only aspiring hoes and birdbrain btchs are fans of smuts like Kim and Amber..

    SHOUT OUT TO MY BEAUTIFUL FLOTUS! :bow:

  • SAUCEY82

    Oh, the day is never complete without some Kardashian Kraziness! And today refuses to disappoint, ya’ll!

    Star is reporting this week that Kris Humphries is ready to tell the world that his beloved Kimmy was not faithful. He allegedly has proof that Kim was fooling around while they were engaged. Anyone want to start the guesses on who it was?

    “Kris is ready to blow the lid off all of Kim’s lies and reveal who she really is. This could be a huge blow to her reputation. It would be a good idea for her to just write him a big, fat check to keep quiet.”

    Kris wants to prove to the court that the whole marriage was a sham so that the prenup will be deemed invalid. Interesting. I wonder when he found out this cheating news – before or after the big fundraiser wedding.

    I’m not so sure I believe this one since Kim reportedly TRIED to write him a big fat check to keep quiet. A SEVEN million dollar check.

    In other Kris Humph news that will blow your mind – or your shatter your funny bone, depending on which way you look at this….

    Kris posed for a series of “sexy” photos, and Hollywood Life got a hold of an exclusive shot. See it here. And then come right back to share your reaction!

    Kris wants to make sure we know he didn’t shoot these for revenge on Kim. His rep says that isn’t the case: “The allegations that he’s seeking revenge with this photo shoot are false and we remain adamant that personal issues will be handled by his legal team and not in the media.”

    Remember the good ole days when everyone thought Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom was a fake and/or wouldn’t last because of how fast it all went down? Well, it looks they’re the couple who are going to make an honest effort and have the last laugh. Khloe is reportedly ready to give up ‘Khloe & Lamar’ to make her marriage work.

    A source says that Khloe realized how stressful filming the show has been for Lamar amid his big career change and the negative affect it’s having on his game playing and their relationship.

    “Khloe is fighting to save her marriage. She realizes the toll reality TV and being in the public eye has taken on her relationship with Lamar. Khloe wants to make Lamar and starting a family her number one priority right now!”

    I think if anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner clan would give up the reality show biz for a more normal life, it’d be Khloe.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO

    I’m with you with that nigga Dream. I think he’s Antoine Walker’s younger more retarded brother too.

  • I Go There

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Hey last nite I was up late and this sex toy show came on called Adam and Eve has anyone ever heard of it anyway they were taking 50% off them thangs a bish was to lazy to stay on hold and but I want to order from them
    _________________________________

    That shait come on EARLY in the morning… Those nights I cant sleep that shiat be on.

  • Bad Influence

    Ho’boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE I love you boo :love:

  • Pootie Tang

    @ CHOCO

    I order from them and their products are awesome….try it

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: LE GO :pigsfly:

  • Bibi

    Dream looks like he doesn’t meet my height requirements, I was helping Phro..

  • Flawless

    :dead: @ KyCakes

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @MAVEN
    ” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:

    1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
    2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
    3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
    4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
    5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
    6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
    7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
    8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
    9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT

    NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…
    :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    @YSO she offers baby voice & long drawn out words

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    Yes girl they had this chit I wanted that had the beed in the middle the penis and klit tickler for like $24 and then they had regular dyldos for 9.99 and this venus fly trap chit that looked like an alien but yeah they had some good items

  • Bad Influence

    @Choc, i stay ordering from A&E dot com…

    mhm got me a waterproof rabbit and a few other things..

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco ;)

    @CD Because it’s ninja’s like him that got these fat ass dudes buying up all my damn shirts,jackets and pants so when I get to the store aint shat left…So his behavior directly affects me! Your go… :coffee:

    :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Kris wants to prove to the court that the whole marriage was a sham so that the prenup will be deemed invalid
    ______________________________________
    He trying to get money out of her?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Pootie
    Oh tonite I will call in and order I was up late like 2:30 and that chit came on I saved their number in my contacts do you what they call the first one I described

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yes girl they had this chit I wanted that had the beed in the middle the penis and klit tickler for like $24 and then they had
    _______ MMMHHHM :pc:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @GIGI26
    “Man youse a damn lie son! You would not throw a ring on that finger, a phuck and suck yeah and maybe she’ll live with you for 6 months but MARRY?! NAH. You’ll be the laughing stock of your homies. No real man with pride will marry that after how she did her last (second to be exact) husband. But I will argue no more, i’m confident that there’s another sucker that’ll do it. I’ll watch the special to see who’ll show up to the wedding lol. Maybe Fantasia can sing a special selection for them.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga, yo man, yo daddy and yo son would ALL WIVE Kim. MARRY NIGGA, MARRY!

    Get one of the lie detectors off the net and test ‘em and see if you think I”m lying.

    Whenever a female includes the phrase “a real man” it’s automatically some bullchit they be tellin to themselves. :no: <<<SMH

    REAL MEN FLUCK AND MARRY FINE AZZ HOES. <<<FACT :shrugs:

  • CD FENTY

    @Phro

    That’s on u boo get to the store earlier. :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @MAVEN
    ” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:

    1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
    2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
    3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
    4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
    5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
    6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
    7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
    8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
    9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT

    NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…
    *******************************************************************
    :dead:

    :kona:

  • Bibi

    waterproof rabbit??? :pc:

  • Ty

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @GIGI
    “Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, let’s call a spade a spade.

    Is Kim most beautifullest of all these hoes alive? Yes.
    Is Kim smart and all that other chit we really don’t care about? Yes
    Is Kim wholesome and chit and you ain’t got to worry about your boys running trains on her behind your back? Yes

    What you call all that? WIFE MATERIAL.
    ________________
    That would be called carpet burns on your dyck

    Dry azz snatch :rollseyes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    Im so mad Im just finding out about it girl I kept falling off to sleep and then I would hear some description and price and be like WHAAATTTTT!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @NAIJA

    Really? So does the slow kid my my little one’s Pre-K class. :coffee:

  • Eazy

    5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
    ________________________
    :hahaha: :dead:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD :cuss: :lol:

  • Flawless

    The Makeup Maven says:
    1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
    2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
    3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
    4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
    5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
    6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
    7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
    8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
    9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    say that sh…

  • CFREE

    Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
    1. Dream because he has no neck
    2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
    3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
    4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
    5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
    6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!

    #Helpful
    ________________________________________________________________________

    :ghost: slams ur piana shut fa this chit :hahaha:

  • MissHarlem

    CHOCO I am a loyal customer to Adam & Eve they offer discounts all the time and all their products have reviews so thats helpful

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl: I just hollered about you being on hold and becoming impatient…

  • CD FENTY

    Aww chit we talking about toys.

    :popcorn: LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I bought myself a new pet last week he sticks on the wall. SCREAMED OUT LOUD for 10 minutes :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CFree :lol:

  • Eazy

    waterproof rabbit??? :pc:
    ________________________________
    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    That shait come on EARLY in the morning… Those nights I cant sleep that shiat be on.
    ________________________
    :yes: I swear I wanted to order but was too damn lazy I did look up their website tho :wink:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Eazy – Oooh, you caught that, huh?! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!

    *I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk!
    ———————————————————————
    Naw. She needs astro-glide
    ______________________________

    :clap:

    KY knows whats up
    :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    :mad:
    HOW MANY OF YALL WOULDA BEEN WET FOR RAY FLUCKIN J?????????

    I’LL WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS :rofl: THERE IT IS!!
    OK LATERZ YALL TALK TO YALL ON FREEKY FREEKMM FUKN FRIDAY :waves:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    PHRO!! :dead:

    (pours more Dr. Pepper with a 34th secret flavor in yo mug)

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD :lol: Do you talk shyt to the wall as you’re going at it,or are you silent??

  • Pootie Tang

    @ CHOCO

    You shouldnt order on TV. Go to the Website and order….better selection AND they have catalogs that you can view…..Nice stuff :thumbsup:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I bought myself a new pet last week he sticks on the wall.
    _________________________
    Damn bish what it’s name I want that 3 in 1 deal I gotta get the name of it

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING! :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: @YSo they’ve awoken the sleeping mystery drink

  • Eazy

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Eazy – Oooh, you caught that, huh?!
    ________________________________________
    yes, found it very hilarious :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @cd
    :blink:

    That mutahflucka stick to the wall? I dispute this is possible. You need to send out pics of you demonstrating how this works for me to believe!

  • SAUCEY82

    @LAKES
    BYE :tittays:

  • MissHarlem

    Oh and their website is more helpful (read visual) to see the products

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    1. KKardashian because the hair on her arms is long enough to french braid
    2. KKardashian because she keeps her bra on while phucking
    3. Kkardashian because she has no real talent
    4. KKardashian because she sent a national treasure like RayJ into obsicurity
    5. KKardashian because she gets away with doing ish that others would be black balled for
    6. KKardashian because everyone has benefited from their media scheme accept for the tokens in their life
    7. KKardashian because those twins are still waiting for ATL part 2, Reggie is a non F’n factor, The Dallas cowboys name doesn’t even come to mind, Lurch gets booed during games, Lamar gets booed during games,,,Everybody loses cept them
    #NonKoolaidDrinker
    #SayNoToArmo
    #WipeFromFrontToBack

  • CD FENTY

    @Phro
    I was looking at that wall biting my lip, shaking and screaming “WHY U DOIN ME LIKE THIS” :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Pootie
    I know but Im working with this iphone and my bb don’t go to those websites so I was gonna get the item #(s) and call in

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :mad:

    HOW MANY OF YALL WOULDA BEEN WET FOR RAY FLUCKIN J?????????

    I’LL WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    OKAY, SO YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE…BUT NIGGA, I HAD 9 OTHA REASONS WHY I GOT THAT GOOD/GOOD AND THAT’S ALL YOU TOOK OUTTA IT??? :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CHATTED

    Tell MinMin she ain’t got to prove nothing to nobody. :nono:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    WHY U DOIN ME LIKE THIS”
    _________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Dang the first page on the website got a rabbit for $10 :pc:
    Wheeeew

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – They REALLY don’t know. Enjoy your evening sis! :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. :rofl:

    @Choco My fleshlight almost got a proposal though the first time I used it.. :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ON TIME OUT GO TO THE DANG :spank:

    :kona: :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Harlem
    I know I perused it last night :wink:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ YSO – MinMin shole don’t, but you know there are non-believers out there. The privileged know the dilli-O! :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD :dead: :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choco My fleshlight almost got a proposal though the first time I used it..
    ____________________________
    I got one better my friend is still miffed with my hairspray can :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    HOW MANY OF YALL WOULDA BEEN WET FOR RAY FLUCKIN J?????????

    I’LL WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

    RayJ was doing his best moves on that dry azz bird…theres no excuse for her dry ass wheat germ like vagina

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @TATTED
    “OKAY, SO YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE…BUT NIGGA, I HAD 9 OTHA REASONS WHY I GOT THAT GOOD/GOOD AND THAT’S ALL YOU TOOK OUTTA IT??? ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    That’s right, cause all these women can say is that she was so dry blah blah blah.

    KNOWING COT-DAYUM WELL RAY J WAS IN THE DAYUM ROOM! GTFOH.

    Kim has the most beautiful and delicate and most amazingly moist vagina in the world. I KNOW this for FACT! (I can tell these things) It ain’t no coincidence all these niggas be in love with her and then start trying to date hoes that look sorta like her.

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @MAVEN
    ” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:

    1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
    2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
    3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
    4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
    5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
    6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
    7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
    8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
    9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT

    NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…

    __________________________________________________________________

    Main reason why I dont watch celebrity porn…. dont want to upset my sexual palate with that BS.

    :coffee:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @DatsMD

    I thought about you telling me that the other day as I watched video of a tornado playing “merry go round” with tractor trailers and sh*t right there near Dallas.

    I’ma pass on the whole Texas thing for right now. :coffee:

    Glad you’re okay though. :hug:

  • Bad Influence

    BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:

    1. KKardashian because the hair on her arms is long enough to french braid
    2. KKardashian because she keeps her bra on while phucking
    3. Kkardashian because she has no real talent
    4. KKardashian because she sent a national treasure like RayJ into obsicurity
    5. KKardashian because she gets away with doing ish that others would be black balled for
    6. KKardashian because everyone has benefited from their media scheme accept for the tokens in their life
    7. KKardashian because those twins are still waiting for ATL part 2, Reggie is a non F’n factor, The Dallas cowboys name doesn’t even come to mind, Lurch gets booed during games, Lamar gets booed during games,,,Everybody loses cept them
    #NonKoolaidDrinker
    #SayNoToArmo
    #WipeFromFrontToBack

    :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    SCREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS out of excitement :rofl: :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Do ya’ll get a certain type of material so it wont irritate your “min min”? I really dont know the 1st thing about toys

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phro
    :rofl: Fugg it improvisation and that bish worked wonders :rofl:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    But do yall really care what and who Kanye does?

  • yallcrazy

    Damn I missed alot :cuss:

    *goes back to read*

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO
    “Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!

    :smack:
    Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power. :mad:

  • I Go There

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    That shait come on EARLY in the morning… Those nights I cant sleep that shiat be on.
    ________________________
    I swear I wanted to order but was too damn lazy I did look up their website tho
    ______________________________

    :lol:

    Of course…

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl: After I used that joint I cleaned it off and put it in the covers next to me so it could spend the night… :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man :rofl: Now THAT is hilarious!!!

  • KyCakes

    :hug: IGO

  • CD FENTY

    Eazy says:
    Do ya’ll get a certain type of material so it wont irritate your “min min”? I really dont know the 1st thing about toys
    **************************************
    U poor sheltered soul :cry:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Kim has the most beautiful and delicate and most amazingly moist vagina in the world. I KNOW this for FACT! (I can tell these things)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :ghost: YOU MAKE ME SOOO SICK! :rofL:

    YOU REALLY DO! FOOOOOL! :hahaha:

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: @CD

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    After I used that joint I cleaned it off and put it in the covers next to me so it could spend the night…
    _____________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: I passed out with underneath the covers and woke up feeling some sorta way :oops: :rofl: I cleaned it off and was good job T :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one
    ____________________________________

    Oh you talking about them thangs I call “**** in a box”
    I still dont know you supposed just sit up there and Hit that… Dudes never have good sex toys.

  • Flawless

    @ Man :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    U poor sheltered soul
    ____________________
    :rofl: :rofl: I didn’t know how to answer that question

    @Eazy I think its preference

  • Bootcampgirl

    For the men, guys really use sex toys? #inquisitive

  • Eazy

    CD FENTY says:
    U poor sheltered soul
    ________________________________________
    i really dont, thats why I dont own any. too :ashamed: to ask the people at the stores out here

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:

    1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
    2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
    3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
    4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
    5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
    6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
    7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
    8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
    9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT

    NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…

    __________________________________________________________________

    Main reason why I dont watch celebrity porn…. dont want to upset my sexual palate with that BS.
    :coffee:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Essssactly. Don’t get me started BRO. SMDH <— :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CHoco :dead:

    @IGo I know if someone gets one he gotta be a cat who don’t get any or a straight freak cause you can only truly get at it two ways..MISSIONARY (see ChrisitanMingles.com for visual aides) and Sideways sexin… The fleshlight was the best thing invented bruh.. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    the song SLAP! love ****y Kanye :thumbsup:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    :dead: at this negro talking about marrying his fleshlight.

    I be watching some of the p-orns with the dudes and the fleshlights and they be really giving them things their ALL!!!

    What is so great about them? @Phro

    :waiting: for an answer for real too.

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    @BackTiddyeez :pigsfly: Sorry,,,My phone rang just as I was responding,,,I lost my reasons to hate KK list and had to start over :-( I see you heffa,,,I see you,,,And no my Mama aint take the ebt card! You knw they have her wanted posters in every likka store from here to Sandiego,,,Po thang is ascarrred to leave the house,,,That’ll teach her old azz not to steal! a .99cent packet of hair reconstructor? Seriously?smh. Sallys dont play,,,She shoulda axed Foxy Brown :pigsfly:

  • I Go There

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @PHRO
    “Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!

    Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power
    _________________________________________________

    Homie… a chic tried to make me wear a fking **** ring with a bullet under it. we sat there for about 10 mins of her trying to get this shait on me… so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin. Ill never wear one of them again.

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    ANYTHING NEGATIVE WE CAN GET A POST WHEN IT COMES TO THE CARTERS

    BUT WE CAN’T GET ANY POSTS ABOUT THE COUPLES WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, THAT FOLKS CALLED A SHAM AND SAID WOULDN’T LAST

    AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT

    LOL, OF COURSE NOT

    WIPES SHIAT STAIN SHOES OFF ON SR BLOG RUG AND WALKS OUT MAD SLAMMING THE DOOR!!!!!

  • Bootcampgirl

    Nevermind, I’m assuming this fleshlight is an actual toy :smack:

  • CD FENTY

    Has anyone heard of the TONGUE. Supposedly its suppose to give u a good tongue lashing. Anybody got any reviews. Ya girl is all ears :coffee:

  • Eazy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Eazy I think its preference
    _________________________________
    so the diff kinds(plastic, synthetic, rubber) dont bother your Ph?

  • Phrozen1der

    @Bootcamp I have a fleshlight and I know a few folks who have them joints. I needed to holla at one of my bruhs about it before I was investing in one cause I didn’t think fellaz did that.. :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Ho’boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :hug:
    ——————————
    :woohoo: Stuck on the wall :thinking:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: :rofl: at DRIVEBYE :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Dudes never have good sex toys.
    _________________________________

    IT’S A FEMALE CONSPIRACY!
    :mad:

  • Eazy

    so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin
    _____________________________________
    o yeah, so what happened next? :coffee:

  • CD FENTY

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @PHRO
    “Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!

    Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power
    _________________________________________________

    IGo says:
    Homie… a chic tried to make me wear a fking **** ring with a bullet under it. we sat there for about 10 mins of her trying to get this shait on me… so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin. Ill never wear one of them again.
    *******************
    Did it rip because yo dyck was too big or yall didnt know what the fukk yall was doing? :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @BOOTCAMP GIRL

    The fleshlight IS a male sex toy!

    Wait, a sex toy MADE for males. :yes:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Thanks Phro :hug: , I think I might have to invest in one of those as soon as I get evicted from Dry Island…

  • Flawless

    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    ANYTHING NEGATIVE WE CAN GET A POST WHEN IT COMES TO THE CARTERS

    BUT WE CAN’T GET ANY POSTS ABOUT THE COUPLES WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, THAT FOLKS CALLED A SHAM AND SAID WOULDN’T LAST

    AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT

    LOL, OF COURSE NOT

    WIPES SHIAT STAIN SHOES OFF ON SR BLOG RUG AND WALKS OUT MAD SLAMMING THE DOOR!!!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Who say’s nice things about The Carters on this site? :coffee: I did see what you are talking about though. Congrats to them !!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sassy Man that joint feels as close to the real thing possible *curls toes at the thought* :rofl:

    @IGo I’m not putting shat on my peen but a condom,all that rubberbands and vibrating this and that scares me.. :no:

    @Bootcamp It is LOL!

  • I Go There

    The fleshlight was the best thing invented bruh..
    _____________________________________________________
    :lol:

    Homie… I never got one of them thangs.
    I thought about it but never did it.

  • NaijaGal

    What is a fleshlight, please and thank you

  • Bootcampgirl

    The fleshlight IS a male sex toy! :tea:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    :jack: <<tried and true, free, always available, 100% effective, can't get lost, etc.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Bootcamp Ummmm that toy ain’t for you unless your ****ORHINO is the size of a peen :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    It rips becuz of friction my exhubby had one and it ripped almost not worth buying

    @Man
    If men stop acting like DYCKS women wouldn’t need the toy ****S!

  • Eazy

    NaijaGal says:

    What is a fleshlight, please and thank you
    ____________________________________
    thats what im saying over here :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    NaijaGal says:

    What is a fleshlight, please and thank you

    ________
    Thanks, because I honestly would like to know too…

    *waits*

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @NAIJA

    I Googled it. It’s nasty. They nasty. :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @NAIJA

    Imagine something shaped like a flashlight.

    But the top is shaped like a vagina and inside is hollow so a man could insert his penis through the “vagina lips.”…

    You know what, just google it. :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @IGo Me neither til one day I decided to be actively curious :rofl: My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    *curls toes at the thought*
    __________________________
    :rofl: also aint putting nathan on my dyck but a condom :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Phro-I know but I can use it on my future partner right. Is there pleasure in that or do you prefer to use it yourself?

  • I Go There

    CD FENTY says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @PHRO
    “Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!

    Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power
    _________________________________________________

    IGo says:
    Homie… a chic tried to make me wear a fking **** ring with a bullet under it. we sat there for about 10 mins of her trying to get this shait on me… so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin. Ill never wear one of them again.
    *******************
    Did it rip because yo dyck was too big or yall didnt know what the fukk yall was doing?
    ________________________________

    IDK… but Im sure you got a thought
    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO

    :rofl:
    If Bootcamp can use a fleshlight I ain’t say chit to “her” again!
    :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Because men are much easier to replace with a toy than women are. Most of you are just dcks with a body attached anyway. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL!
    ____________________________________
    I can only imagine how many times and how you were winded from doing it all day :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    @IGo
    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CHoco :lol:

    @Bootcamp Prepare for the beatdown of your poons life if you use that jawn on him :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Man-all va-jay-jay over here :spank:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO
    “Me neither til one day I decided to be actively curious My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL!”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    You got me crackin up over here nigga! You’s a fool!
    You bout to make me order one of the fluckas dude.

  • free

    AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT

    ******************************

    i didn’t see this! where is this one? in the long list of pics? i’m not familiar w/tumbler so i kinda had to look around.

  • NaijaGal

    Fleshlight=flashlight vagina…looked weird…does it come in other colors?

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man :dead:

    @Choco :rofl: I was “edging” the whole day after about 5 hours of that I went BONKERS on that thing…. *Adjusts halo*

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Phro-with that being said :pc: I need one of them thangs asap…

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man That shyt is SUPERB it appreciates ALL of me :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO

    Think about this, if adult toy companies made truly effective sex toys for men how many people would lose billions.

    Porn would be hurt
    Prostiution would be hurt
    sports car sales would go down cause old niggas wouldn’t be tryin to impress these young hoes.

    IT’S A CONSPIRACY! :mad:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Bootcamp :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    You know they have an iPad cover with a place for your Fleshlight? :coffee:

    #Multitasking

  • I Go There

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo Me neither til one day I decided to be actively curious My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL
    ______________________________

    Oh Damn… :lol:

    Ive been to the site but never got one

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    :dead:

    PHro has me over here crying at my desk about him and his fleshlight!!

    :rofl:

    Leave me alone!! I need to leave now!

    @Igo
    Me and Mister tried the **** ring with the bullet underneath thing too once, ring ripped apart after like 5 mins. Waste of money.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @NAIJA
    “Fleshlight=flashlight vagina…looked weird…does it come in other colors?”
    ________________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

    Only a female would ask this question!!!!!

  • I Go There

    @CD

    *sigh

    I figured as much

    how bout an :rolleyes:

    to make it complete

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :dead:

    @IGo Do that shyt bruh LOLOL!

    @Sassy It was the greatest thing my cusiosity ever did for me and it was worth the PTO taken that day.. :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    Anybody had sex using a swing? :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    curiosity*

  • MissHarlem

    I sooooo Hate PHRO (read I sooo :love: PHRO) I use to do demonstrations at passion parties and that one particular toy for men gets RAVE REVIEWS

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD On the bucket list

  • free

    free says:

    AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT

    ******************************

    i didn’t see this! where is this one? in the long list of pics? i’m not familiar w/tumbler so i kinda had to look around.

    ******************************

    oh, i did not watch the videos. i have no problem falling on my sword.

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Phro

    I feel you. The 1st time I met my double-hinged bullet, I had to take the next day off cause I stayed up ALLLLLL night with that thing. Instantly addicted!

    Now I can’t go no more than 2 days without it, even with Mister and me having sex sometimes 2-3x daily.

    It’s a shame what batteries and toys can do to ya.

  • CD FENTY

    @IGo
    How many inches are u? What’s your length x width :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Harlem My hands are numb from the thought :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Saso Real shyt :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Phro

    I do have questions about it though. I know the light in it acts as the heat source, but what gives the moisture? Do you use lubricant with it?

    Also, do you ejaculate in it? If so, how do you make sure to clean it all out?

  • Bootcampgirl

    CD FENTY says:

    Anybody had sex using a swing?
    ___________________________________
    On my bucket list too along with some bondage…

  • MissHarlem

    PHRO :rofl: *passes you lube and a towel* GET ER DONE

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MAN

    I’m allowed to acknowledge your presence today? I’m honored and sht. :coffee:

    As for the conspiracy against good male sex toys there’s only so much innovation. How many different types of things could a man stick his dck into SAFELY? :shrugs:

  • CD FENTY

    @Phro
    I seen this one video with this lady hanging from the ceiling with her legs wide apart being banged into oblivion. The best damn video I’ve ever seen in my life. I think I slobbered down my blouse :ashamed:

  • Pootie Tang

    CD FENTY says:

    Anybody had sex using a swing?
    __________________________

    THIS was the BEST SHAIT EVER!!

  • CD FENTY

    Anybody had sex using a swing?
    ___________________________________
    Bootcamp says:
    On my bucket list too along with some bondage…
    *******************
    :cosign: #TEAMBONDAGE

  • Phrozen1der

    @Saso I have one that is open on the opposite side so you can fully go out the other end. Yes ,you have to use lube or you’ll tear the skin on your peen…Mine isn’t battery operated it’s like a gelatin like feeling so I just soak it in hot water and wash it out etc.. :thumbsup:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Harlem :rofl:

    @CD DEAD as the fuvk!!! :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @PHRO

    Are you the resident Fleshlight expert? Will we be seeing demonstration videos on YouTube? :waiting:

  • I Go There

    CD FENTY says:

    @IGo
    How many inches are u? What’s your length x width
    ___________________________________________________

    :coffee:

    Why tell you that unless you bout to have a seat.

  • The Makeup Maven

    SAUCEY82 says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ON TIME OUT GO TO THE DANG
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Girl, I was just fckin’ w/@ MAN. I was just playing! :lol:

  • Pootie Tang

    CD FENTY says:

    Anybody had sex using a swing?
    ________________________

    Bedroom Swing….Playground Swing (at night of course)…… The Best… :thumbsup:

  • CD FENTY

    CD FENTY says:

    @IGo
    How many inches are u? What’s your length x width
    ___________________________________________________
    :coffee:
    IGo says:
    Why tell you that unless you bout to have a seat.
    ***************************
    In a chair or on that thang :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo I just encourage folks to have healthy sex lives….with THEMSELVES :coffee: :rofl:

  • I Go There

    CD FENTY says:

    Anybody had sex using a swing?
    ___________________________________
    Bootcamp says:
    On my bucket list too along with some bondage…
    *******************
    #TEAMBONDAGE
    _____________________________________

    You into Bondage huh?

    :coffee:

  • Bootcampgirl

    While we’re on the subject, I am also interested in being a Dominitrix (sp?) just once…

  • Eazy

    WHAT DID I COME BACK TO? :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @PHRO

    Nothing wrong with that. Sooo…what’s the name of your YouTube channel again? :pc:

  • CD FENTY

    @IGo
    Very much so :coffee:

  • Eazy

    double-hinged bullet
    __________________________________
    :pc:

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: @YSO Non-existent hahaahah…..

    Besides that stuff is for Xtube.. :coffee:

  • I Go There

    CD FENTY says:

    CD FENTY says:

    @IGo
    How many inches are u? What’s your length x width
    ___________________________________________________

    IGo says:
    Why tell you that unless you bout to have a seat.
    ***************************
    In a chair or on that thang
    ___________________________________

    CD

    Alright…. now.
    :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Eazy says:

    WHAT DID I COME BACK TO?
    ____________________________

    Fleshlight
    **** rings
    and Bondage

    BLAME CHOCO

  • SAUCEY82

    The Makeup Maven says:

    SAUCEY82 says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ON TIME OUT GO TO THE DANG
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Girl, I was just fckin’ w/@ MAN. I was just playing!

    ________________________________________________________
    Girl I figure we all know MAN likes to get people in here for a laugh :rofl:

    :hahaha:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    *is truly gonna go home and watch some fleshlight vids today*

    @Eazy
    It’s a little apparatus that has two bullets attached to one remote….

    :love:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    **ok, what’d I miss?**

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    To PHROS FLESH SHOW :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    Think I’ll name my wall dyck IGo. :hahaha:

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    So I just saw that Eva Longoria and Matt Kemp are knocking boots now. Ri is gonna lose it :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    @Phro
    Lil do he know I’m fukking him tonight :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    yallcrazy says:
    So I just saw that Eva Longoria and Matt Kemp are knocking boots now. Ri is gonna lose it
    *********************
    Matt is the PAST :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :rollseyes:

  • I Go There

    Phro

    Dont encourage her and that shait…
    CD talking a big game right now.

  • Eazy

    BLAME CHOCO
    _______________________
    heck no, im thanking Choco :cheer:

  • Eazy

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
    It’s a little apparatus that has two bullets attached to one remote….

    ______________________________
    and i thank you too, :waves: <—–debit card in hand for this online purchase :lol:

  • Mochacashmere

    yallcrazy says:

    Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
    _____________________________________________________________-

    lol, it was no ceilings

  • CD FENTY

    :whistle:
    I talk a big game cause I can back it up

  • I Go There

    CD FENTY says:

    I talk a big game cause I can back it up
    ______________________________________

    Aight I hear ya…

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD @IGo Yup….just record it… :coffee:

  • Honycoatd-

    WOW, what have I walked into or better yet who the heck getting it on in here?

    Hola Beautiful people :hug:

  • CD FENTY

    Let me stop playing with IGo for he fall in love and chit and be wanting me to meet his momma :lol:

    :coffee:

  • Honycoatd- “Be careful about making premanent decisions on temporary feelings”

    @CD Case

    not so bad if he is worth it :whistle:

  • yallcrazy

    Mochacashmere says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
    _____________________________________________________________-

    lol, it was no ceilings

    Yeah-that’s it :lol:
    —————

    Even though I picture a big crader :rofl:

    ————————
    :hug: Honycoatd

    —————-
    Aight I hear ya… :rofl:

  • I Go There

    CD FENTY says:

    Let me stop playing with IGo for he fall in love and chit and be wanting me to meet his momma
    ____________________________________________________

    Lady you just dont know

    Ill beat that box of your into submission
    have yo ass bout to lose your damn mind… That shait talking is only making it worse.

  • I Go There

    Phrozen1der says:

    @CD @IGo Yup….just record it…
    __________________________________

    homie you dont wanna see that shait…

    All you’ll hear is her talking bout

    “Wait a minute, Wait a minute

    Hold up”

  • hell_on_heels

    I used to LUV Ye, but I’m so like over him!!! I guess it’s true…..& when they get on they’ll leave u for a non black girl!!! His rhymes are as weak as his over the top only child syndrome….

  • CD FENTY

    CD FENTY says:

    Let me stop playing with IGo for he fall in love and chit and be wanting me to meet his momma
    ____________________________________________________

    IGo says:
    Lady you just dont know

    Ill beat that box of your into submission
    have yo ass bout to lose your damn mind… That shait talking is only making it worse.
    ******************************
    *Shivers*

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    Phrozen1der says:
    @CD @IGo Yup….just record it…
    __________________________________
    homie you dont wanna see that shait…
    All you’ll hear is her talking bout
    “Wait a minute, Wait a minute
    Hold up”
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Tag team time!!!!! CD, I got the upper half, you can have the bottom.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YGO

    Are you now more famous than Ray J since you have a wall dck named after you? :hahaha:

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    heck no, im thanking Choco
    ___________________________
    :hugs:

    :lol: CD and IGO :rofl: