After two days of shooting, tons of creativity, one star rapper, and everything in between, emerges the video for the summer’s go to song, “Jingalin” off of Ludacris’ new album Ludaversal coming later this year! Luda has deemed it his craziest video of his career. Care to see why? Watch the official behind the scenes footage here. Tune in to MTV this Sunday to watch the premiere of “Jingalin” on MTV Sucker Free and on VEVO.com.
Thanks to DTP’s Charles NcCree for the tip!
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Source: Ludaversal.com
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Jingalin,Jingalin,Jingalin….she’s JINGALIN!
good for luda. is this video why all the celebs are in France?
@ iscream: I think they’re in France for London’s Olympics which starts Friday?
This song is wack, he should have left it to LL…
I’m confused on why they now do snippets of music videos…the ish is usually no longer than 5 minutes…it’s not that serious
HI AUNTIE!!!!
There used to be a time when I would SWOOOON over anything Luda.
Now… Not so much.
NaijaGal says:
I’m confused on why they now do snippets of music videos…the ish is usually no longer than 5 minutes…it’s not that serious
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Good I won’t view the video cuz I read the comments
his face so up close scares me..
lashellebelle says:
There used to be a time when I would SWOOOON over anything Luda.
Now… Not so much.
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So I’m assuming this song is paying homage to LL’s Jingaling baby song.
Did that guy really say he had a Beyonce Sex doll at the 2.02 mark? Wow.
I’m confused why Chris Brown didn’t make an appearance since his camp is putting out statements that he is in France for the video and not Rihanna.
Sandra Rose says:
@ iscream: I think they’re in France for London’s Olympics which starts Friday?
“How Low” , “My Chick Bad” that’s the Luda I like, this here is some bullshat…
this song hasnt grown on me yet.
I don’t fck with Luda like that no more. Ever since he lead Eucalyptus around on a leash in public…Yeah.
The Song is
so need to view a movie trailer of 
Thanks 
@iscream, where you live at? On the EC, that shat is in heavy rotation….
starts off like LL’s classic, but than Luda’s 2012 version comes on…
@Bootcamp
I live in NY all I hear is YMCB and Rick Ross here. I’m sure I will here it now though.
Good Afternoon Everyone!!!!! Hope everybody is having a extra fantastic Wednesday
Hey Marquez
Wassup Boot!!!
@iscream- Oh Ok, they play those also in DE…
MarquyMarrrrqu , heyyy
Wassup Boogie!!! HOws it going
Hola Marquez
im super bored
I guess Luda a friend of the blog. Are him and Eucerin still in bliss?
Dannnncerrrrr!!! Que Pasa?
TJ is granted temp.guardianship/Katerines is suspeneded
If Imma listen to rap…I like my rappers about 10 years younger. Cause the whole I slang dope, I get the baddest bish in the club, I party til the next day is not believable and is not a good look past 35. Dats just me.
Does Sandra care about her Roses anymore
I understand it’s summer but her new post are few and far between – does she notice the audience is getting smaller
5½ years for Ore. woman who got $2.1M bogus refund
A 25-year-old woman who duped the state of Oregon into giving her a $2.1 million tax refund pleaded guilty Tuesday and was sentenced to 5 1/2 years in prison.
Krystle Marie Reyes, of Salem, entered guilty pleas to one felony count of tax evasion and three counts of felony fraud. She had faced eight felony charges.
Reyes’ court-appointed lawyer, Gale Rieder, said her client faced “overwhelming” evidence, The Oregonian reported (http://is.gd/hiVixm ).
Rieder said her client “wanted to take responsibility for what she’d done.”
“She’s remorseful and saddened by the impact on her family,” the lawyer said. “She has no criminal history.”
The woman received the refund on a debit card and spent about $150,000 before twice reporting the card lost or stolen. At that point the ruse was discovered. The state has recovered about $1.9 million of the money.
An Oregon Department of Revenue spokesman said Tuesday that the findings of an internal agency audit would be released Wednesday.
Reyes filed an electronic tax return in late January via Turbo Tax, erroneously reporting earnings of more than $3 million, authorities have said. Her request for a $2.1 million refund was initially red-flagged by an automated system.
The Oregonian quoted from a 24-page search warrant affidavit regarding what happened next.
The return was set aside for review by processing staff and managers for potential fraud. But “some time later,” the affidavit said, a Revenue employee overrode the flagged payment and the refund was issued.
By policy, three agency employees are required to verify the override, the newspaper said. However, according to the affidavit, no one responsible for reviewing the return opened the file to look at it or looked at the W-2 form Reyes filed.
Reyes previously worked at retirement facilities or senior care homes and reported income of less than $15,000 per year in 2009 and 2010, records show.
Before her June 6 arrest, Reyes’ spending spree included about $1,800 in cash to buy a 1999 Dodge Caravan and spending $851 on tires and wheels.
The affidavit says other purchases included a queen-sized air mattress, a deep fryer, an air conditioner and a cream and gray floral rug. She bought a sofa and recliner with brown leather trim.
Andrew Campbell, a senior assistant state attorney general who filed the charges against Reyes, declined to comment on Tuesday’s plea deal.
from yahoo
marquez269 says:
Wassup Boogie!!! HOws it going
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same ol same. no complaints tho
I’ve heard this song only once…and I wouldn’t be mad if I never heard it again..
Choco aka Hippie says:
Does Sandra care about her Roses anymore I understand it’s summer but her new post are few and far between – does she notice the audience is getting smaller
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iknowwwwwww .. who do we call to report this kind of abandonment
That screen shot
ermmmm…i…just….dnt…curr
10:34 AM The judge just ordered that MJ’s 3 kids NOT be removed from California without a court order. The judge added that TJ should file a petition for PERMANENT GUARDIANSHIP. The judge said in addition to giving Diana Ross notice, they must also give notice to Debbie Rowe
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WHY WOULD MISS ROSS NEED NOTICE?
luVn_liFe… says:
TJ is granted temp.guardianship/Katerines is suspeneded
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give us a cut & paste, bew !
@Boogie
Glad to hear dat too blessed to be stressed
CHOCO I NOTICE PEOPLE STOP POSTING.. SANDRA
HOW ABOUT SOME JACKSON UPDATE.. ANYTHING! DID BEY POOP TUUDAY? 
MJ should have chosen a backup guardian for situations like these.
lovezoe says:
I guess Luda a friend of the blog. Are him and Eucerin still in bliss?
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luvn whats wrong with granny tho? can we check up on that? is she otay?
*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
CHOCO I NOTICE PEOPLE STOP POSTING.. SANDRA
HOW ABOUT SOME JACKSON UPDATE.. ANYTHING! DID BEY POOP TUUDAY? 
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Did Bey poop
luVn_liFe… says:
TJ is granted temp.guardianship/Katerines is suspeneded
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Told yall they were going to say that she abandoned them. Luv pour the rest of the tea
@ZOE
Diana Ross would need notice cause MJ’s will states that she would be next after his mom to get the kids. Which I was never cool with. Not fond of Dirty Diana.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Does Sandra care about her Roses anymore I understand it’s summer but her new post are few and far between – does she notice the audience is getting smaller
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Nope she is on Twitter
MJ should have chosen a backup guardian for situations like these.
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This is why the illustrious Ms. Ross needed notice. She IS the backup. Guardian. Not sanger.
*SIGH* I got the sads cause the transcript made it seem like Mama Katie might be sick
lovezoe says:
10:34 AM The judge just ordered that MJ’s 3 kids NOT be removed from California without a court order. The judge added that TJ should file a petition for PERMANENT GUARDIANSHIP. The judge said in addition to giving Diana Ross notice, they must also give notice to Debbie Rowe
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WHY WOULD MISS ROSS NEED NOTICE?
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thx for the c&p ! is d. ross their guardian ad litem ? they’re usually attys but dont have to be.
looks like a judge is trying to get some attention and tv shine…ha good luck with that order
lovezoe says:
10:34 AM The judge just ordered that MJ’s 3 kids NOT be removed from California without a court order. The judge added that TJ should file a petition for PERMANENT GUARDIANSHIP. The judge said in addition to giving Diana Ross notice, they must also give notice to Debbie Rowe
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TJ had to be more involved with the kids if the judge suggested that. Damn whats really going on…..
lovezoe says:
MJ should have chosen a backup guardian for situations like these.
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Zackly!!!
And if MJ didn’t have nuffin to do wit them folk when he was alive you know dayum well…he ain’t meant to leave them nuffin after death. Not money, kids, lint…NUFFIN!!
Greedy mf’s….I have seen first hand how ignunt folks act over $$ when people die. Ain’t spoke to Mamma Jean in 15 years…but here u come after she dies…lookin like Miss Celie (expecting mail from Nellie) talmbout “Anythang for me?”
ohhh, backup guardian. i see.
So sad. This whole situation is heartbreaking.
BAD ‘FLU
*Oh girl…you stand by me…I’m forever yours…faithfully* 
@Lakes and Boogies and Ty
She’s on twitter all day #SMH
Im already tired of hearing about the jackson and their dumb chit!
When Janet allegedly screamed abuse at Paris the 14-year-old responded with a slap of her own, a source told TMZ, telling her aunt: ‘This is our house. Not the Jackson family house. Get the f*** out!”
Im starting to see another side of Janet also
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choc, i cant afford to get stuck on twitta rt now (happens errrtime
) , but what she talmbout ?
How come I hate being out here away from my family and comfort zone
KDub says:
If Imma listen to rap…I like my rappers about 10 years younger. Cause the whole I slang dope, I get the baddest bish in the club, I party til the next day is not believable and is not a good look past 35. Dats just me.
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totally agree wit cha mami!! Over 35 u need to be sanging bout stability and love *woo woo woo**
@TY
I didn’t see any slap. But if Paris did that, even if Janet slapped her first…Not cool. I know her father did not raise her to behave that way.
Howdy All, nothing on the topic.
@Eazy where you?, I know how you feel boo. I am in the middle of nowhere
*dresses up like the CUTE one from Total*
@NAIJA can’t you see…what you do to me….our love was meant to be…you were made for me…
Naija…purdy picture mamacita!
On topic I used to have such a crush on Luda!! Then I saw how short he is. Still respect his hustle & his music tho!
YSoSrs says:
@TY
I didn’t see any slap. But if Paris did that, even if Janet slapped her first…Not cool. I know her father did not raise her to behave that way.
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Annnddd Tete should have slapped the taste out of her mouth like Winona did Penny in Good times. I kno Janet membas those scenes..smh
@Suthern Im in houston now. Ion like it.
I miss my family very much and ready to pack my ass back to my little city. How do you cope?
@ Yso yeah true but I expect this kind of shyt from Latoya whom seems to be staying in the
for some reason 
Bad Influence says:
*dresses up like the CUTE one from Total*
I hate you but I hate me more for knowing who was the cute one 
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Mzwhang – thanks luv…yeah I think most of us are over Luda
*dresses up like the CUTE one from Total*
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Which one was THAT?
NaijaGal says:
Bad Influence says:
*dresses up like the CUTE one from Total*
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I hate you but I hate me more for knowing who was the cute one
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EAZY does it
that’s cause Houston’s trash…you there for work/school purposes?
lawd Total COULD NOT sang but dammit if all they songs wasn’t jammin
Is today extremely boring or is it just me??
that’s cause Houston’s trash
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:stop:
*puts naija on invisible font until further notice*
TY TY baby – I’m gonna have to give Ms. Latoya Jackson a round of
for staying out of the fcukery…color me surprised…maybe she’s actually grown up
@TY
Yes. Latoya’s silence speaks volumes here. Is she not with the rest of the family? Is she just waiting till the dust clears to see who will be cutting the checks from MJ’s money?
@Naija school. im still undergrad tho so im thinking it may be still time to carry my ass BACK to my old one.
@bibi it’s boring as hell. i’ve taken a walk, went to lunch, talked at a co-worker’s desk for awhile and time is still crawling. why?!
Im deburrest for the entire fammee with dis prohbem *in my Jose voice**!!! This is exactly what MJ didnt want…LaToya and Joe awfully quiet thinking:
choc, i cant afford to get stuck on twitta rt now (happens errrtime ) , but what she talmbout ?
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Boogie I cant believe she is that obsessed with it that she only does about 4 posts daily – I wouldn’t know what she is talking about Im no FAN of TWITTER chit is for the birds for me hence their logo
candi – you still fly though
…but I am no means a Houston fan at all…came with high expectations, left with great disappointment…maybe had I been there at a younger age things might’ve been different
@Bibi
EAZY – but I thought you were from Houston…where’s home guhl?
@Choco
Tell me bout the youngin or the river monster..something
came with high expectations, left with great disappointment…maybe had I been there at a younger age things might’ve been different
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This! Its so not me. I dont want to be a party, a Monday-Sunday going out girl so Im starting to find this move to be dumb. Its just not me
@KDub, c’monnnnnn if u put them 3 btchs in a line up, u clearly could find the cuter one
cause that nigga Pam wan’eem nothing to look at and the Kima chile was hungry all her life…
@Naija Beaumont is my home. 45 mins east of here.
@ Naija Maybe she is growing up but its just strange for her to have kept quiet this long. Maybe she is taking notes for a tell all book LOL
@YSO I dont think she is with the family but she usually finds a way when money is involved. I wonder is she beefing with the family too
Question: So my family is having a picnic this Saturday. It’s supposed to be BYOF(bring your own food), I have never heard of such a thing..Have any of you experienced this?
so Randy and Jermaine (the two that share babies with the same woman) wanted MJ’s estate to pay their child support…yeah Michael was much much too good to them
Eazy
YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bootcampgirl says:
Question: So my family is having a picnic this Saturday. It’s supposed to be BYOF(bring your own food), I have never heard of such a thing..Have any of you experienced this?
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All your own food or just bring a dish??
@Bootcamp
i have heard of “hey u wanna make tha tater salad? or bring some soda”
NOT EVER have i been told 2 brang my own damn food
@Eazy honestly I do my best to stay prayed up but I try to make an effort to hang out with ppl I met here or find different things to do. But baybay I am on the struggle bus, bc I miss my mama and ‘nem and this man I thought I loved broke my heart
Have you tried to find a core group of ppl you mesh with?
So is this the season for kidnapping the stars elderly mama’s?
Kat Jackson and now Vi Ripken done been abducted but later fount safe on the side of da roadway. Da fvk?
the lawd should have taken Randy and greasy Jermaine and left MJ *sigh*
@BOOT
I’ve heard of potlucks. You bring your own food but you have to share.
@NAIJA
Yes he was.
BAD!! :hugs:
#hoodpicnics
is it a random spur of the moment picnic or for a family reunion or something? either way i ain’t never heard of bringing my own damn food, all of it
Prynn
hey miss thang
BOOT – I’m actually having a class reunion of sorts and that’s supposed to be the memo…BYOS…I’d rather have chipped in money…but I guess I’ll see how it goes
EAZY – isn’t Lamar there? why’d you leave? are you an older undergrad student? cause most undergrads enjoy the ‘nightlife’…I think Kingstonn currently resides there, if she pops in one day maybe you can ask her things to do outside of clubs
Ladies, it is BRING ALL YOUR OWN FLUCKING FOOD, I have never heard of anything like that, covered dish, utensils, sodas but not all your own food. My family puts the “G” in ghetto…
that’s cause Houston’s trash
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Have you tried to find a core group of ppl you mesh with?
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Nope, I dont want to make new friends…I miss my old ones
Everybody out here just want to party, get drunk, pop bottles…etc. Aint nobody got time for that
It is sad the way the Jackson family acting. Bunch of leeches. TJ may end up being just like the rest. I hope not. I just hope it’s not all a ploy.
Bootcampgirl says:
Question: So my family is having a picnic this Saturday. It’s supposed to be BYOF(bring your own food), I have never heard of such a thing..Have any of you experienced this?
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Yep but with my fam its BYOB (bring your own bottle)
OHoney I already expressed indignation for the city of Houston
@Naiji yeah Lamar was the school I attended up until I moved here. Im older (24) so Im not trying to revisit the nightlife thing..just trying to finish up school and have a chill life.
I’m biased cause I stan for MJ and I get the whole not wanting to fck with your own family.
I’m still not inclined to believe everything I hear about the Jackson drama but I sense bullsht and shady dealings from them.
@Bootcamp
Boot/ for all that I wouldn’t go.
@Bibi
River monster is on the road working and so is youngin I haven’t sampled youngin and he sent me a pic that had me like DAYUM pretty and all
Bootcampgirl says:
Question: So my family is having a picnic this Saturday. It’s supposed to be BYOF(bring your own food), I have never heard of such a thing..Have any of you experienced this?
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don’t go.
well, it IS fambly, so go, but don’t go w/ expectations
hey O’HOEY
@EAZY, did i not speak 2 u yo?
yeen fine no more..
Bibi says:
Bootcampgirl says:
Question: So my family is having a picnic this Saturday. It’s supposed to be BYOF(bring your own food), I have never heard of such a thing..Have any of you experienced this?
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Actually I just went to a friends family reunion and they did this. It seemed like it helped alleviate one person preparing everything and each lil family pod brought a dish.. It was lots of variety of food and it didnt sem ghetto to me but
candibfly says:
OHoney I already expressed indignation for the city of Houston
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Oh, ok *takes red & blue bandana from around my face.*
@Eazy
45 minutes isn’t too bad, you can’t go home on weekends??
BOOT – I wouldn’t go though
When trying to hook someone up… its not a good ideal to start off with a disclaimer. IJS
Hisssss I’s sorry. :hugs: How are you today?
@Boot
Yeah my ghetto cuzo wanted to have a cookout with her sisters at her mothers house and then had the nerve to say they were expecting me to bring most the food FOH!
@Choco
What are you waiting for to sample the youngin??
Boot/ for all that I wouldn’t go.
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@EGO
What was the disclaimer
@Boot, u should be busy that day ma
HIS!!! :2dance: <<< a sexy dance I learned at Onyx
Dancer- she said each family had to bring EVERYTHING not just a dish
I Go There says:
When trying to hook someone up… its not a good ideal to start off with a disclaimer. IJS
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Just take the girl out….
kay…u still fine. I’s good @Eazy
hey Igo
lol @Eazy if you frequent chill spots I am pretty sure you can find a core group, not saying you gotta make besties, but just some ppl to fill up your time. I was like you when I started my program, I refused to talk to anyone, but once I realized that I won’t be going anywhere anytime soon, I said I got to make the best of it. It still hurts to be so far away, but sometimes you just gotta do your best with what you have
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Boot
Yeah my ghetto cuzo wanted to have a cookout with her sisters at her mothers house and then had the nerve to say they were expecting me to bring most the food FOH!
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helllllssss nnnaaaaaahhhhh
@Bibi
the weekends roll around and sometime Im antisocial – IDK really that’s why I think something is wrong with me becuz I have no real interest anymore – I hope it changes I like fantasizing on what could be
Im not sure
Bibi says:
@Bootcamp
That’s hilarious but last bbq I attended I had to bring chairs, drinks, bread, cake, plates & cups and hot dogs…ummm yea
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dayummmmmmmmmm
O’Honey – don’t vex on me por favor
Bad Influence says:
@Bootcamp
i have heard of “hey u wanna make tha tater salad? or bring some soda”
NOT EVER have i been told 2 brang my own damn food
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Thanks to @His my computer just received an unexpected water shower. YOUZA FOOL!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
What was the disclaimer
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the better question would have been what wasnt in the Disclaimer…
I Go There says:
When trying to hook someone up… its not a good ideal to start off with a disclaimer. IJS
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details pls 
@Dancer
that’s not even the worse of it – I DIDNT GO and then she tells me how they were arguing and chit
45 minutes isn’t too bad, you can’t go home on weekends??
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Yeah I can. Ive already been going there once a week since the move. im just trying to weigh the good in being here
@EGO
LHM – give us the concise version pls
Wait who has a Bring your own food to the cookout, where dey do dat
Hi His
how are you this fine afternoon?
Why the fuck is 2:00 taking forever to get to 3p
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Boot
Yeah my ghetto cuzo wanted to have a cookout with her sisters at her mothers house and then had the nerve to say they were expecting me to bring most the food FOH!
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Choc…maybe that was a compliment to your cooking..no?
dancerbee93 says:
Bibi says:
Bootcampgirl says:
Question: So my family is having a picnic this Saturday. It’s supposed to be BYOF(bring your own food), I have never heard of such a thing..Have any of you experienced this?
So leave that to the real cooks 
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Actually I just went to a friends family reunion and they did this. It seemed like it helped alleviate one person preparing everything and each lil family pod brought a dish.. It was lots of variety of food and it didnt sem ghetto to me but
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I think its for variety also. I hate going to family gatherings and its 3 pans of spaghetti, 4 pans of mac and cheese, etc Lawd knows everybody cant do potato salad
lovezoe says:
Dancer- she said each family had to bring EVERYTHING not just a dish
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Well dayum I guess it would be better if you just stayed yo ass home and eat in the backyard and skype everybody then….
EAZY – so why did you leave in the first place? how much longer until you get your degree? did you transfer to a school with better ranking?
@Eazy I’m 18hrs away by car, but I know how you feel
Pregunta ladies, is 26 to old to wear a midriff?
It still hurts to be so far away, but sometimes you just gotta do your best with what you have
. i need to cut it out 
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you right. and my family is ready to come pack me up now since i called
@Lashelles satin booty
@Whang hey hey heyyyy
@IGo, oh im good suga. U? *shimmies*
@MzWhang
No that was a testiment to their cheap trifling arses
OMG I get a text this morning saying HEY
Me: Who is this
Him: WOW
Me: Look if you wanna remain mystery fine by me
Him: Kevin (the Aquarius dude I met on match)
Me: FROM MATCH??? Odd of you to text me
Him ____________________
Me: In fact since I don’t remember you lets keep it like that
Why do I think all men are DUMB
That lil one makes my heart melt..
Bibi says:
@Bootcamp
That’s hilarious but last bbq I attended I had to bring chairs, drinks, bread, cake, plates & cups and hot dogs…ummm yea
U could’ve just stayed home and had it at your house
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@Suthern
I don’t think so but chit don’t let me tell it cuz I will be first to say some chit if it don’t look right
@DANCER
That’s what I’m saying. If I have to cook and bring all my own food to YOUR house I can stay and eat at MY house.
Luda…
Suthern, 26 is not old to wear a midriff…hell if you got the stomack for it wear it…imo use discretion of course
@Ky, plz change yo gravi..thanks mgmt.
@Choc
why can’t we have a new post tho SANDRA?!!!
dont fool yourselves. whenever an event is a BYOanything especially a BYOF(ood), they tryna CUT ON COSTS ! !
@Naiji yeah I transfered to a better school that has the grad prog that im going to pursue. i moved to get away and grow worldly while finishing up my degrees….now my ass dont even want to go out because i miss my comfort zone.
Bad Influence says:
@Lashelles satin booty
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Aww thanks Ky.
Gigiiiiii *moonwalks around u in a circle* hey bew
@His Why you no likey my gravi?
and to answer your question about a new post someone said Sandra is to busy on twitter
Bad Influence says:
@Ky, plz change yo gravi..thanks mgmt.
@Choc
why can’t we have a new post tho SANDRA?!!!
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U will need to Tweet that Hissy
Bootcampgirl says:
Question: So my family is having a picnic this Saturday. It’s supposed to be BYOF(bring your own food), I have never heard of such a thing..Have any of you experienced this?
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My fiance’s family had one of these and they also asked that you bring school supplies for them to give away. First time I ever heard of such.
Bi Boooooskie!! :hugs: :hugs: Heller darling!
Damn today has to be the SLOWEST day ever in life, like WTF!! I need a drink.
SuthernBelle4 says:
Pregunta ladies, is 26 to old to wear a midriff?
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Sure! As long as your waist is about a 26 as well.
STILL NO NEW POST??
FAWK IS SANDRA DOING?
thanks ladies, @belle
cut it out. I was just asking because I have friends that are over 25 still wearing it and they look great, I’m just a little nervous 
Beaumont is my home. 45 mins east of here
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Umm… do you know my baby favah?
Bun B?
Not sure what Sandra is doing but she ain’t doing it on tha Twittah.
@Choc and Ty (hey Ty!)
mayneeeee….fugg twitter (til the sun goes down)
i dnt be tweeting during the day
EAZY & LASHELL CAN WE DO A LAKEZ SAMMY
U KNOWS SINCE WE WAITING ON SANDRA 
**MUMBLES** U SESSY BIG BOOTAY BISHES!
Damn today has to be the SLOWEST day ever in life, like WTF!! I need a drink.
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When you get up to get yourn…pour me one too.
Thanks.
Ole girl from the Twilight movie done cheated on her boyfriend with a married movie director….and he found out through a damn magazine.
SESSY HIS
SUP?
Bad Influence says:
@Choc and Ty (hey Ty!)
mayneeeee….fugg twitter (til the sun goes down)
i dnt be tweeting during the day
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Hey hun…twitter makes my head hurt
@ Lakes- SURE!
Which side you want me on???
SuthernBelle4 says:
Pregunta ladies, is 26 to old to wear a midriff?
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i thought u were askn bout pregnant ladeez under 26
GIGI I HEARD THAT SH!T TOO
and they also asked that you bring school supplies for them to give away. First time I ever heard of such.
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booty shakin shake off:
line up!!
Not sure what Sandra is doing but she ain’t doing it on tha Twittah.
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Sandra might be gettin her some affa-noon delight.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
LHM – give us the concise version pls
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Ready!!!
I was downstairs getting me a drink with a homie I know and this lady that works with me comes up and says
Lady: IGO I got someone I can hook you up with
ME: oh yeah?
Lady: yeah BUT… first off she does have a few issues
Dude; Man, she has a fat ass BUT from talking to her she fking crazy
Me: Okay whats up with her
Lady: She isnt that bad….but she does have have issues with dudes and status
Dude: Man does she
Me: okay but you not telling me everything
Lady: Weeeeelllllll… Lets just say she’s learning how to be better as she is getting older.
Dude: Nah fk that… IGO ole girl is one of those girls with a list about what she wants from a dude and she is one of those that thinks you loot should go towards all the house and bills but her loot is for herself. She Cant cook… an she’s a lil sneaky
Lady: Wait my girl isnt that bad….lol but she Cant cook at all. She’s getting better though.
Dude: Man ole girl is fine as hell but dude that comes with alot of BS
a homie of mine was talking to her.. she told him that she wouldnt get with him if he was paying CS cause thats the money that could go towards the house.
Me: you know what.. Ill pass.
Ole girl from the Twilight movie done cheated on her boyfriend with a married movie director….and he found out through a damn magazine.
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I saw that chit but I also heard the Robert is allowed to see other people also but yeah that chit is messaaaayyyyy huntey
BoogieNites says:
SuthernBelle4 says:
Pregunta ladies, is 26 to old to wear a midriff?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i thought u were askn bout pregnant ladeez under 26
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Meeee tooooooooooo
Kristen Stewart is the weakest of weak sauce. Maybe she’s tryna fck her way to the top. Lawd knows she can’t act her way there.
LASHELL FRONT SO I CAN
THE BOOTAY AND MOTORBOAT THE 
#WINNING
*rolls in here with a toothpick in my mouth after that fattening lunch*
What y’all talkin’ ’bout?
@Ty
Right!!
@Boogie
KDub says:
Not sure what Sandra is doing but she ain’t doing it on tha Twittah.
<<< Sandra and her lady.
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Sandra might be gettin her some affa-noon delight.
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So does the bed really
when two ladies do it???
#seriousquestion
@EGO
She sounds like a TOOL good thing you passed! And her friend is trying to hook her up got issues also
@Fe, my love…is it yo berfday bewski?
<<I JUST SKIN MY FUKN KNEE AT LUNCH WHILE WALKING ACCROSS THE SKREET.. WHY MUST I BE SOOO FUKN CLUMBSY
I SWEAR MY KNEES BE LIKE "BISH WHY DO I STAY SCRAPING THIS CONCRETE" I STAY TRIPN 
#ATLEASTMYTEETHAREOK 
Yso you ain’t neva lied, it was painful watching her in snow white and the huntsman, her face alone annoyed my soul. But damn that ain’t the move, dude got a whole family at home…
Choco: tell me about, Messy to the 10th power
Ain’t she ain’t even cute…that’s gotta hurt
@KDUB
Did not need that visual.
@YGO
You are sooo picky. Coulda taught that crazy bitch how to fry that struggle chicken and had many strong-backed sons with her.
But didn’t Robert P. sleep with half the girls on twilight while he was with Kristen?? mmkay
@His
Yes it is my love…
*strips down to my birthday suit just for you*
Lady: Weeeeelllllll… Lets just say she’s learning how to be better as she is getting older.
RUN!!!!!!!!
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Ole girl from the Twilight movie done cheated on her boyfriend with a married movie director….and he found out through a damn magazine.
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This is SAD.
Cause chances are…that is how married movie man WIFE found out too.
@Lashelle, would u like to REALLLLLY find out *raised brow*
lashellebelle says:
KDub says:
Not sure what Sandra is doing but she ain’t doing it on tha Twittah.
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Sandra might be gettin her some affa-noon delight.
<<< Sandra and her lady.
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So does the bed really when two ladies do it???
#seriousquestion
going on or some 
yeah sure why not??
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If there is some deep serious
Lakeyyy Wakeyyy :2dance:
@Fe HAPPY BERFDAYYYYYY MAMA!!! c’mere and let me break u off something proper like… *crip walks over to u with a candle in my cleavage*
@KDUB and Gigi
His wife is a model and played Kristin mom in the movie Snow White – and she tweeted one word when US weekly chit came out “WOW
@GIGI
That permanent bitch face of Kristen’s…I can’t do it.
@His
Yeahhhhh….!!!!! thanks shuga!
So does the bed really when two ladies do it???
SOME USE A STRAP RIGHT SO IM SURE IT DOES?
@Gigi
Yeah I don’t like Kristins face either
So does the bed really when two ladies do it???
#seriousquestion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
on THE REAL L WORD, it does.
Sorry, darlin
@YGO
You are sooo picky. Coulda taught that crazy bitch how to fry that struggle chicken and had many strong-backed sons with her
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NOBODY is taught how to make struggle chicken
either you do or you dont….
AND IM OUT OF THE BABY MAKING BUSINESS… FOREVA EVA
@BIBI
Supposedly they are both “free” to see other people. I don’t think those other people are supposed to be married with kids though.
CHOCO
I STAY WITH SCARS 
i was forced to watch one of them twilight movies. i wanted to throw my tv. she’s annoying
<—-loves the real l word…altho this season is starting quite slow..
Awww Lakes….Want me to kiss your boo boo and make it all betta?
They got pics of em making out n shyt….that’s horrible.
Bibi: He was? I thought they were broken up or something? Only reason I know about this cuz its plastered all over my emails homepage
So does the bed really when two ladies do it???
#seriousquestion
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I don’t know!
I am extra dackly. So…I think?
*calls one of my lesbun homies to ask her if when her lady climbs on top of her if they make the bed
Kristen said, “I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”
Now it’s Rupert’s chance to apologize. He, like Kristen, issued a public apology to PEOPLE. “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together
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They sound stupid I wouldn’t issue a public apology
KY **SNIFFELS**
JUU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME FEEL ALL BETTER 
I Go There says:
@YGO
You are sooo picky. Coulda taught that crazy bitch how to fry that struggle chicken and had many strong-backed sons with her
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NOBODY is taught how to make struggle chicken
either you do or you dont….
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#ICant
NOBODY is taught how to make struggle chicken either you do or you dont….
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My cast iron skillet taught me how to make skruggle chicken…
Ole girl from the Twilight movie done cheated on her boyfriend with a married movie director….and he found out through a damn magazine.
E! News Kristen Stewart issuing an apology to Robert Pattinson for cheating scandal, says, “I love him”
Say that ain’t so Choco!! Cold effing blooded.
They got pics of em making out n shyt….that’s horrible
SO WAS SHE FUKN FOR ROLES?
^^ huh? i didnt see the pics now??
KyCakes says:
@IGO’s tale of woe….
Sorry, darlin
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Nah… its cool KY
besides.. I would have fked her up… trust
@Yso
They’re both begging for forgiveness now…azzholes
They sound stupid I wouldn’t issue a public apology
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I wouldn’t have either…but the fact that they did makes me wonder if this is all for some kind of publicity…
isn’t US Weekly the younger version of Enquirier…sure they may get some things right but 99% is usually bullchit
What the hell is struggle chicken??
struggle chicken
@Fe
Unfortunately for Liberty Ross the wife/model/mom was its not a publicity stunt
@NAija
Enquirer breaks many stories such as the John Edwards debacle
Nah… its cool KY
besides.. I would have fked her up… trust
HOW 
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@CHOCO & BIBI
I don’t get the public apology for cheating. Am I fcking you? No? So why the fck would I care about your apology? PR bullsht at it’s deepest. Psh.
HOLD UP THE PRODUCER AND THE CHICK BOTH APOLOGIZE? MAN I FEEL SOO SAWWY FOR THE PALE DUDE AND PRODUCERS WIFE
Bibi says:
so they actually admitted the affair
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Usually they denying denying denying until someone has proof! ie…LeAnn Rhimes
Bad Influence says:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
i always thought romi was STRAIGHT (but curious) tho.
supadupaslow
@Choco
no, I think they definitely had an affair, but I’m wondering if the motive was on some publicity tip, like they both decided to deal with the fallout for some bigger reason…
well damn…I stand corrected
Bibi says:
What the hell is struggle chicken??
@Yso
Hell I dont buy the apologies either way…you sorry u got caught not that u cheated…
lashellebelle says:
KDub says:
Not sure what Sandra is doing but she ain’t doing it on tha Twittah.
————————————————–
Sandra might be gettin her some affa-noon delight.
<<< Sandra and her lady.
______________________________
So does the bed really when two ladies do it???
#seriousquestion
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@Boogienights I was going to tell her the same thing watch Real L word Wednesdays on Showtime
Oh and Kristen Stewart’s acting in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ was so wooden I thought I was about to get a splinter up in that theater….that bitch is UN-talented!
Naija: It ain’t bullshyt when they have the pics on the front cover to prove it
Idk about publicity stunt though…cuz the wife done said “wow” on le twitter and deleted her account after…this seems pretty real to me
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
@IGO’s tale of woe….
Sorry, darlin
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Nah… its cool KY
besides.. I would have fked her up… trust
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BoogieNites says:
IGo, idunno, sounds like ur boy was puttn extras on it
________________________________
Perhaps but… im good
REALLY I am
dont need that in my life
@Lakes
OHONEY
THATS WHAT MY COWORKER WAS DOING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DAM SKREET!! 
BoogieNites says:
Ole girl from the Twilight movie done cheated on her boyfriend with a married movie director….and he found out through a damn magazine.
E! News Kristen Stewart issuing an apology to Robert Pattinson for cheating scandal, says, “I love him”
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She’s only apologizing because a) those TwiHards are out for her blood,
b) she needs her royalty check from the last movie and dont want this to affect people going to see it c) if they ever decide to move on with the Twilight series as there are plans to, she doesnt want to be replaced as she knows she has no career outside of Twilight
Fefe: I was like like WHY IS THIS BYTCH MOUF OPEN THE WHOLE MOVIE?! I was starting to get pissed. I wanted Charlize to kill her off for good
BIBI
BISH IM LOST RIGHT WITH CHUU ON THAT ONE… I THINK EITHER KDUB OR IGO WOULD BE THE PEOPLE TO ASK.. I CAN MAKE SOME GOOD STRUGLE FLAUTAS AND ENCHILADAS 
CHICKEN 
@His, i also reeeeeally wantd for the black couple to return. sadj and her chick. but NOPE !
GiGi – yeah that’s the fcuked up part…it’s one thing to get cheated on and deal with it in private, it’s another to find out with the whole world and now everybody’s in your business…I’ve always said just because a man cheats, doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you but it sure as hell means he doesn’t respect you…she should take a page from Ivanna and take everything
FeFe says:
Oh and Kristen Stewart’s acting in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ was so wooden I thought I was about to get a splinter up in that theater….that bitch is UN-talented!
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She gets roles cuz of twilight I was gonna officially protest if they made her Anna for 50 shades like some thought…
@Gigi
IKR! And for her character to possess so much “beauty” they sure picked the wrong bitch for that role!
Igo said something a while back about some good chicken that u can taste the cooks struggle LOL
Bibi says:
What the hell is struggle chicken??
_____________________________________
YOU ever watched the Help
you remeber when ole girl made that chicken
Well THAT right there was cast iron skillet of chicken filled with Struggle and Disappointment
@IGO
What’s struggle chicken???
The apology I think is damage control…Bella done fukked up. Them twilight stans probably hate her guts for doing this to whoever his name was
Ole girl from the Twilight movie done cheated on her boyfriend with a married movie director….and he found out through a damn magazine.
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Wow, he did something to provoke this. Wait and see…
Goes back to doing nothing…..
it’s one thing to get cheated on and deal with it in private, it’s another to find out with the whole world and now everybody’s in your business
YEP ITS WORST WHEN OUTSIDE PEOPLE KNOW.. PRIVACY IS EVERYTHING YO
Bibi says:
FeFe says:
Oh and Kristen Stewart’s acting in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ was so wooden I thought I was about to get a splinter up in that theater….that bitch is UN-talented!
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She gets roles cuz of twilight I was gonna officially protest if they made her Anna for 50 shades like some thought…
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I think I would have did like Stewie did on that episode of ‘Family Guy’ after he saw the movie ‘Bewitched’ ….I would have flown out to L.A. found out who the casting director was, knocked on his door and smacked the shyt out of him….she is NO Anastasia Steele!
@Igo
@boogie I did to but fans were not feeling her for some reason. Everyone is replaceable but Whitney whom the fans continue to love
My puter went on the blink after that question.
His-
Well it IS Hump Day…
who cares?? Apologize to your partner not US
ESSACLY THEY DONT OWE US SHAIT THEY OWE THEY PARTNERS RESPECT AND LOYALTY… AGAANE PRIVACY
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nah… its cool KY
besides.. I would have fked her up… trust
_____________________
HOW
_________________
Cause she wouldnt be prepared for what she was dealing with
and by the time she found out…
Well lets just say the Mcrib would be off the Menu
B/c I haven’t read all of these comments but….. am I the only one who is disturbed by the video of the 9-year old boy that was fukk’n up them babies at a daycare in Vicksburg, ‘Sip?
YouTube Daycare rampage caught on tape 9-year old
CHOCO & BIBI
I don’t get the public apology for cheating. Am I fcking you? No? So why the fck would I care about your apology? PR bullsht at it’s deepest. Psh.
________________
Thats how i feel like bish I aint harmed by nathan you do…
@Fe
i still don’t think publicity and Kristen is a one noter – Twilight 2 had me pissed off at her dumb azz acting always confused and chit
@Fefe
Hell when your check is being threatened you better sorry yo ass off
@Pryn
That video makes me so angry at the boy at his dumb effing talking aunt at the daycare provider at the dad who hit the wrong child – I mean the boy needs his azz beat the fuck up
the 9-year old boy that was fukk’n up them babies at a daycare in Vicksburg, ‘Sip?
DA FAWK IS THE 9 YR OLD DOING BY HIMSELF WITH THEM BABYS
Cause she wouldnt be prepared for what she was dealing with
and by the time she found out…
Well lets just say the Mcrib would be off the Menu
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prynsexxx says:
B/c I haven’t read all of these comments but….. am I the only one who is disturbed by the video of the 9-year old boy that was fukk’n up them babies at a daycare in Vicksburg, ‘Sip?
YouTube Daycare rampage caught on tape 9-year old
I cant deal with folks phucking with kids…puts me in bytch mode 
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@Bibi
Well lets just say the Mcrib would be off the Menu
EWWW EERRTIME I THING ABOUT MCRIB I THINK OF OZZY SON WHEN I USED TO WATCH THEY SHOW THAT MOFUKA GOT ESSTRA HAPPY WHEN THE MCRIB CAME BACK.. SAUCE DRIPN ORDER LIKE 3 AT ONE TIME
Who said something about The Real L Word?! That’s my show
<- Whitney twerking it for all the ladies
Yep. Them hardcore Twi-Hards will be howling for Bella’s blood. I can just imagine what her Twitter mentions look like.
And heard all they did was kiss. Don’t even think they got in enough action to be worth all this grief. Dummies.
TY ME NEITHERS GETS ME FUKN HAWT AND READY TO THROAK CHECK A BISH OVER MINE
IF BABY AINT URS OR UR NOT THE FATHER/MOTHER FIGURE DONT U PUT UR HANDS ON THAT BABY!
YSO I THINK THEY DID :hunch: THO.. MAAAAAN THEM FANS BE GOING BANANAS **IN MY ASHANTI VOICE**
OFF TOPIC OPRAH still thinks her chit don’t stink I just don’t like her I find her shallow, opportunistic and superficial
@BIBI
Don’t really watch the Vampire Diaries so I can’t speak to Ian’s acting abilities but he is gorgeous.
sassyyyy, i fux wit whitney. when she was a hoe doe
i loved sadj’s momma. she was hilarity ! they need ethnics on there bad. the latina frm season 1 made a cameo in a dinner scene w/ romeo. i liked her too. she a bossbish ! !
@Ty
Girl it was a lil boy. I believe I woulda kicked FIYRE and ice outta his arse bout mine.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
the 9-year old boy that was fukk’n up them babies at a daycare in Vicksburg, ‘Sip?
DA FAWK IS THE 9 YR OLD DOING BY HIMSELF WITH THEM BABYS
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Annnnnddd why is big ass at daycare tho?
@YSO
Hell I watch and can barely tell you
his acting is not what I’m watching for 
HE’s got that bad boy, intense thing on lock…. 
Dark hair light eyes…mercy
*romi
VDot says:
Who said something about The Real L Word?! That’s my show <- Whitney twerking it for all the ladies
******
I lubs me some Shane in the first few seasons
YAZZZZZZZZ I GOTS MY WHIP
Choco aka Hippie says:
OFF TOPIC OPRAH still thinks her chit don’t stink I just don’t like her I find her shallow, opportunistic and superficial
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So how do u really feel….YIKES!
“deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”
^^ CHEATING DONT REALLY MEAN U DONT LOVE THAT PERSON.. BUT IM SURE THEY :hunch: THE WAY BOTH ARE APOLOGIZING
dancerbee93 says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
the 9-year old boy that was fukk’n up them babies at a daycare in Vicksburg, ‘Sip?
DA FAWK IS THE 9 YR OLD DOING BY HIMSELF WITH THEM BABYS
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Annnnnddd why is big ass at daycare tho?
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I ain’t mad that he was at a “daycare” b/c I’m quite sure if he was left at home, alone, the authorities would have something to say. The fact that he was in a room with babies is where the problem comes in.
That lil boy would have had his teef kicked out of his skull fuggin with me.
@Bibi
She is fake as chit she was all about white america until the whites at her network lost interest in her and then all of sudden she embraces the black community thats y her dumbed down network is getting no love
OMGAWD I would beat the shyt out of that kid for doing that to my kid or any member of my family….lawd i’m hot just watching that!
Choco aka Hippie says:
OFF TOPIC OPRAH still thinks her chit don’t stink I just don’t like her I find her shallow, opportunistic and superficial
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*inserts the following names after Okra’s*
Montel Williams
Dr. Phil
Steve Harvey
Patricia Houston
All the Kardashians
Jermaine Jackson
Ray J & Brandy
Creflo $$
That Winans guy…Bebe? (the one who wrote/is writing a book about Nippy)
VDot says:
Who said something about The Real L Word?! That’s my show <- Whitney twerking it for all the ladies
^^^^^^^^^
it. whitney dont be droppin it low this season tho, and i'm soooooooo disappointed hehehehe
i did. i
You saw how he bit the baby on the neck, and kicked that baby in the back?!
I would’ve damn near killed his ass 
Woulda took his ass to the back and got a switch and set him right…HORRENDOUS
Sooooo Auntie just aint going to give us nuthing new huh???
*throws a fax machine* wtf yo?! it still ain’t time to go
WSHH has a video of a ten year old boy that was bullied and burned with a cigarette lighter on a school bus.
@Gigi
That’s why I ain’t watching it…
@Gigi
That’s why I ain’t watching it…
THAT 9 YR OLD ONLY DOING WHAT HE SEES OR WHAT IS DONE TO HIM… IMO
Kim Kardashian might be living in a celebrity fantasy world. Kim’s climb to fame began with her infamous triple X tape, and now the reality star believes she is more famous than several of Hollywood’s hottest A-listers combined:
“I’m more famous than Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined,” Kim boasted to a friend recently. “She just doesn’t seem to understand that she is not a movie star, and she is famous for all the wrong reasons.”
The Keeping up with The Kardashians star kept her fame soaring after her 2007 tape, by exposing every detail of her private life but did a 360 turn in a recent interview on the TODAY show when she played coy after being asked about her romance with Kanye West.
She was criticized by Howard Stern who described her behavior as ‘insane’. “This is a girl who got famous revealing everything about her personal life, now… she thinks she’s Jennifer Aniston, she’s on there, ‘I don’t want to talk about Kanye, I don’t want to speak about it, I don’t read the tabloids, everybody back off.’ “
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What an AIRHEAD
OH & Trina has a new video on there proclaimin’ she’s back, has a juicy vag, and the biggest a$$ in the game.
No one cares?
Oh.
I bet those babies were traumatized each time they went to that day care and their parents prob just thought it was separation anxiety
Bibi: don’t…that shyt was straight demonic.
prynsexxx says:
@Ty
Girl it was a lil boy. I believe I woulda kicked FIYRE and ice outta his arse bout mine.
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Me too and would’ve been waiting on his momma. He bit and kicked the babies….I cant watch that shyt
You saw how he bit the baby on the neck, and kicked that baby in the back?!
I HATE DAYCARES!
OOOOOOH THERE WOULD OF BEEN A FUKN 9 YEAR OLD WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A SKINED CHINESE CAT!!
@Choco
This is the climax before the big fall…Paris Hilton said that she is a modern day Marilyn Monroe or something to that effect, not long after that folks stopped caring and talking about her…Kim will wake up one day and smell her own bullshyt soon enough…
Lakes my parents had no choice but to send my brother but my father noticed how quiet my brother would become when he dropped him off and he was kind of scared. My father asked them people what they do to him cuz he couldn’t talk yet. My pops took him straight out of there and found someone else to watch him.
Anna says:
I guess ppl can read lips they can’t see. On “The Talk”, they said that Janet said to Paris(tape in the drive way) You’re a spoiled bytch. Paris said something w/the “F” word in it back to her(don’t remember what they said on “The Talk”. You can’t see their lips moving in the video, I need receipts.
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SHAKES TABLE!
Ty says:
prynsexxx says:
@Ty
Girl it was a lil boy. I believe I woulda kicked FIYRE and ice outta his arse bout mine.
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Me too and would’ve been waiting on his momma. He bit and kicked the babies….I cant watch that shyt
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And this is how it starts, and then they turn into James Holmes.
dancerbee93 says:
Sooooo Auntie just aint going to give us nuthing new huh???
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WE CMB….WE ALL WE GOT
*adds New Jack City to the 80’s baby gift bag for Lakes*
Fefe people stopped caring about Paris Hilton when she got out of jail, when she tried to do that one night stint and the judge threw her back in that bytch to serve out the remainder of her time
Unless Kim gets arrested, unfortunately she’ll still be semi relevant :rollseyes:
My mom told me when I was a baby and she had me in this daycare there was a boy who always wanted to bite on my cheeks (I have fat cheeks) and that I used to come home with red marks on my face all the time…one day I apparently slapped the cowboy shyt out of him and the daycare tried to say I was violent, they found out later what was really going on…I wish I could remember this stuff for myself!
GIGI
I DONT DO DAYCARES MY MOTHER TOOK CARE OF MY SON UNTIL HE COULD TALK AND MY LIL GIRLS FATHER TOOK CARE OF HER UNTIL SHE COULD TALK.. I WAS ONE THAT HAD TO GO TO DAYCARE AND STRAGERS BECAUSE MY MOM DID NOT HAVE ANOTHER CHOICE.. AND LET ME TELL U PAID FOR IT.. THOSE PEOPLE TREATED ME LIKE SH!T I WAS QUIET AND NVER COMPLAINT.. CANT TRUST NOBODY WITH MY BABYS 
@FeFe where you from?
@Gigi
Oh I know, I just remember her saying that shyt comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe and I was like REALLY?????? All I’m saying is that Kim is getting a bit too cocky and she’s going to continue turning people off….
Thanks for the responses ladies. I have decided that I will eat my own food in my own house with my own likka…fluck them…
FeFe, if you’re in here
@dancerbee
I like to keep that a bit quiet…I’ve gotten hate mail and crazy shyt sent to me so I don’t know WHO the fukk is lurking or checking for that….are you on Twitter?
Choco aka Hippie says:
OFF TOPIC OPRAH still thinks her chit don’t stink I just don’t like her I find her shallow, opportunistic and superficial
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I have never like OKRA!
*walks to Fefelicous with the same flowers presented in her gravi*……
“Happy Birthday Love” Enjoy the rest of your day!!!!
@Bootcamp
Thanks love! :hugs:
Fefe what pisses me off is that these A-listers would say what is she famous for (Elton John) and then get all in her face pretending to be buddy buddy with her. I’m like WTF. Say something and stick to it!
That’s why I bangs with Anna Wintour…she said “hell naw she ain’t coming to my party” and stuck to it
@PERFECTO
Thank you dear kind sir! :hugs:
FeFe says:
@dancerbee
I like to keep that a bit quiet…I’ve gotten hate mail and crazy shyt sent to me so I don’t know WHO the fukk is lurking or checking for that….are you on Twitter?
hate mail…
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Say wat now
I for one adore Oprah and am proud of everything she’s accomplished…she’s a giver and has mostly been quiet about all she’s done so kudos to her for forging forward and continuing to progress
dancerbee93 says:
Anna says:
I guess ppl can read lips they can’t see. On “The Talk”, they said that Janet said to Paris(tape in the drive way) You’re a spoiled bytch. Paris said something w/the “F” word in it back to her(don’t remember what they said on “The Talk”. You can’t see their lips moving in the video, I need receipts.
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SHAKES TABLE!
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Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
FeFe says:
@dancerbee
I like to keep that a bit quiet…I’ve gotten hate mail and crazy shyt sent to me so I don’t know WHO the fukk is lurking or checking for that….are you on Twitter?
******
yes msjuicyluver
Im asking because not too many people say “knock the cowboy shyt out” I thought that was midwest term LOL
@Fe
I know it a co-worker sent me a poll from yahoo asking men in 2012 who they are tired of hearing about Kim K was at the top of that list with 62% he also told me that real armenians wanna kick her azz
@Bootcamp
yep, and I’ll leave it at that…
@dancerbee
Sandra must think today is Friday or something. Just gone leave us in this post.
AFTA NOON ALL AND HAPPY B-DAY TO FE FE
HERE’S A LIL SOMETHING FOR THE
DAY! Fellas you will like this one because it has a lot of ummm… head game?
Part One Meet Conjure
Camron, faded beyond caring quickly opened the door and escorted Conjure into his apartment. She sauntered over to the couch in her pink baby doll mini that barely contained her full round bottom. She knew he was watch so she put an extra twist in her stride. Camron’s hunger throbbed in approval. He observed the blonde haired chick who stood about 5’10” in the six inch stilettos. Her breast screamed against the super tight pink and white cami. “This bitch was hot!” He thought as he approached her. Tonight his mind was a thousand miles away from Jayden. “I’m about to do some shyt to you, you’ve never experienced before.” The cocky vixen grinned wickedly,” When I’m done with yo azz, you will know why they call me Conjure!” Camron leaned his head back in a deep sarcastic laugh. “We shall see.” He laughed. Conjure wasn’t about to have this nigga laugh at her like that. She stood up and turned her back to him placed her knees on the couch spread wide. She looked over her shoulder as she reached between her legs and began rubbing her clit through her ruffled panties. “Damn what kid you steal them panties from?” Camron chided. A wicked smile rose on her face. “These kid’s panties are holding some nice grown azz pussy, baby.” She slid the panties to the side to expose the folds of her smoothly shaved lips that were moist already. Camron’s eyes focused on what Conjure was doing as he slid out of his clothes. “Nice pussy huh. Well fair enough, I hope it’s prepared to meet this mean as dick!” He walked up behind her and spanked her hard on her bottom and then gripped it with both hands. “So what. Did you think this was going to be some quick fuk?” he moaned as he spanked her harder. Conjure looked over her shoulder baffled at the question. “Turn over and give my dick a proper greeting.” He commanded. Conjure turned over and sat on her tingling flesh. She began to reach for him and he quickly slapped her hands away. “Your mouth.” He stated. “And make it wet.”
Anna says:
Ty says:
prynsexxx says:
@Ty
Girl it was a lil boy. I believe I woulda kicked FIYRE and ice outta his arse bout mine.
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Me too and would’ve been waiting on his momma. He bit and kicked the babies….I cant watch that shyt
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And this is how it starts, and then they turn into James Holmes.
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Watch that video. So many questions come to mind while watching that. Who hurt that lil boy? Is he being abused or is he just a menance? Is he disciplined at home (some kids aren’t)? How old are his parents? WHO are his parents? WHERE are his parents? Is he even being raised by his parents, or someone not capable of handling him?
@ Fefe 4 real
I posted my email addy here a couple of times for folks to send me some eyecandy but the most I get is folks wanting to know how to get in here (SR).
Thats phucked up
YSoSrs says:
Sandra must think today is Friday or something. Just gone leave us in this post.
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Right!! And of all posts…Its Luda… whomp whomp… I just…Cant
Part Two Conjures Head Game
Conjure stared up at Camron through the hazel contact and spit on his head and allowed it to begin to spill on both sides. Just as it was about to drip off, she slid her tongue underneath to catch the spill running her tongue from down to the base, back to the head circling it with her tongue then consuming it with her mouth with a firm suck. Camron’s knees buckled as his eye rolled from the feeling. Conjure released the head and balanced the head with just the tip of her tongue just above her lips right in front of her nose. Conjure release a blast of cool air from her lips dropping her tongue allowing his dick to fall on her lips quickly recapturing it in her mouth with a firm suck and a twist. Camron tried to grab her shoulders for support. She slapped his hands away. Camron purposefully bucked his hips lunging deep into her mouth. She tried to withdraw but he grabbed her hair. She shook her head from side to side and allowed his head to slide beyond her tonsils until her nose met the spot below his navel. The pleasure caused him to buck again. He felt himself about to lose control so he slid out of her mouth pushed her back, grabbed her legs pushing them to her chest and slid deep into her. Conjure let out a wild scream as she grabbed his shoulder as he pulled out and plunged back deep into her until their skin crashed together with a loud smack. Camron steadied his brace on the back of her legs with his fore arms and began a side to side sweep in and out of her wetness. Camron growled with the effort of each hard stroke. Conjure whimpered in the wake of the pleasure. Camron began to feel her walls begin to flutter with her impending orgasm. Just as she was about to release, he pulls out drops to his knees and captures her klit in his mouth with a hard suck sending her wildly over the edge. He immediately stands back up flips her over onto her knees and ease into her from behind. Conjure lets out a silent scream as her eyes roll back from the second orgasm. He leans in onto her back and reaches around between her legs and begins to rub her klit. Conjure bucks back. “That dick feel good to you don’t it?” he whispers to her. She moans her answer. “Say it!” he demands as he let two fingers slide into her pussy as he continues to grind into her. “Yessss!” she cries. “Oh you like having my finger and my dick in yo pussy huh?” Conjure couldn’t speak as her third orgasm rocked her body causing her to crumple on the couch and him to slide out of her. “Now turn over and thank him.” Conjure weakly turn over and began licking her satisfaction off him. “Now you may use your hands.” He said in a wicked grin. “Make me nut.” He demanded. She wrapped her fingers around him and used and a clockwise twist with her right hand and counter twist with her left as she began sucking his head. Camron bucked and rolled his hips fuking her mouth. She rolled and twisted and sucked him until he could stand no more and released all his energy down her throat. After the spasms left, Camron regained his senses. “Yo azz got to get out of here. My girl will be here shortly.” Conjure quickly gathered her things and allowed him to escort her to the door. At the door Conjure stopped and stared at Camron’s beautiful smile and loving eyes. “ Now I see why you chose the name Conjure, Jayden.” As she took off the blond wig. “ Your shyt is mesmerizing!” he snickered. She kissed him on the lips as she left for her apartment. “ I love playing games with you Camron.”
@WUT
Thanks sweets! :hugs:
@Ty
Yeah, it is fukked up especially when folks really think they KNOW you and actually care to take time out to send some fukked up shyt to your inbox…but moving on…
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
@dancerbee
I’ll accept your follow request when I get home….I still haven’t been able to figure out how to do it from my phone!
Ronald Brown, 57, of Largo, was arrested last week after federal agents found that he’d allegedly been chatting online with child triple X videos suspects about “extremely graphic discussions regarding kidnapping, sexually abusing, murdering and eating children,” according to a federal complaint obtained by the Tampa Bay Times.
Brown — whose Puppets Plus website promises “grins and giggles” for kids — was reportedly caught in online chat rooms with people the feds were investigating as part of a child ‘freaky films’ ring in Massachusetts. He allegedly fantasized about strangling, dismembering and eating his victims.
During one chat session, police claim he said he wanted to tie a child up, lock him in a closet and then eat him for Easter supper. In another, he allegedly stated that his mouth watered when he looked at a female toddler.
But it isn’t the first time he’s been eyed as suspicious. In 1998, he was investigated after police found several pairs of boys’ underwear in the front seat of his car. He maintained that they were puppet clothes.
Brown was arrested and booked on charges of conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child triple X films.
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Lemme go read
FeFe says:
@dancerbee
I’ll accept your follow request when I get home….I still haven’t been able to figure out how to do it from my phone!
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Okie dokie
“extremely graphic discussions regarding kidnapping, sexually abusing, murdering and eating children,”
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*falls to knees*
WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYY!!!! are these people living amongst us Lord!?
@PRYN
I Googled but couldn’t watch.
@WUT
How similar is your writing to Zane, whom I’ve never read? I’m asking. For reasons.
MsDivaRo says:
dancerbee93 says:
Anna says:
I guess ppl can read lips they can’t see. On “The Talk”, they said that Janet said to Paris(tape in the drive way) You’re a spoiled bytch. Paris said something w/the “F” word in it back to her(don’t remember what they said on “The Talk”. You can’t see their lips moving in the video, I need receipts.
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SHAKES TABLE!
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Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
Lawd…………..WUT, see I knew that was Jayden all along!
“extremely graphic discussions regarding kidnapping, sexually abusing, murdering and eating children,” according to a federal complaint obtained by the Tampa Bay Times.
Brown — whose Puppets Plus website promises “grins and giggles” for kids — was reportedly caught in online chat rooms with people the feds were investigating as part of a child ‘freaky films’ ring in Massachusetts. He allegedly fantasized about strangling, dismembering and eating his victims.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Ronald Brown, 57, of Largo, was arrested last week after federal agents found that he’d allegedly been chatting online with child triple X videos suspects about “extremely graphic discussions regarding kidnapping, sexually abusing, murdering and eating children,” according to a federal complaint obtained by the Tampa Bay Times.
Brown — whose Puppets Plus website promises “grins and giggles” for kids — was reportedly caught in online chat rooms with people the feds were investigating as part of a child ‘freaky films’ ring in Massachusetts. He allegedly fantasized about strangling, dismembering and eating his victims.
During one chat session, police claim he said he wanted to tie a child up, lock him in a closet and then eat him for Easter supper. In another, he allegedly stated that his mouth watered when he looked at a female toddler.
But it isn’t the first time he’s been eyed as suspicious. In 1998, he was investigated after police found several pairs of boys’ underwear in the front seat of his car. He maintained that they were puppet clothes.
Brown was arrested and booked on charges of conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child triple X films.
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Little tiny baby Jesus in your cute little argyle socks and sweater take the
Good read @ WUT thanks
Anna says:
MsDivaRo says:
dancerbee93 says:
Anna says:
I guess ppl can read lips they can’t see. On “The Talk”, they said that Janet said to Paris(tape in the drive way) You’re a spoiled bytch. Paris said something w/the “F” word in it back to her(don’t remember what they said on “The Talk”. You can’t see their lips moving in the video, I need receipts.
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SHAKES TABLE!
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Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
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Dancer, you owe that gurl a drank or her damn money back! Don’t shake unless you wanna get shook (in K.Michelle voice)Wasting good dranks and chit in here
@Fe
Im really starting to believe the gates of hell have been open forever and these numchuck fuks are deranged demons
Choco aka Hippie says:
I saw a long azz post and before I got to the name I already knew it was WUT…
Lemme go read
You know it!
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@ Ms Diva
Im trying to tell women. Play games with your lova and keep him interested in home and he wont seek it elsewhere OKAY!
@CHOCO
Jesus.
@Choco
I’m inclined to agree, that shyt is just SOOOOO demonic!
Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
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Dancer, you owe that gurl a drank or her damn money back! Don’t shake unless you wanna get shook (in K.Michelle voice)Wasting good dranks and chit in here
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Where yo receipts at??? Dont come to me bout no money unless you got receipts!! Im seasoned in this here drinking game (K. Michelle voice)
@YSO
I know SMH
@Fe
Im glad that bastard was caught and can you believe the mofo had the nerve to do a job that involves children – WOLF in SHEEPS Clothing
Choco aka Hippie says:
Good read @ WUT thanks
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*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
I saw a long azz post and before I got to the name I already knew it was WUT…
Lemme go read
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You know it!
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@ Ms Diva
Im trying to tell women. Play games with your lova and keep him interested in home and he wont seek it elsewhere OKAY!
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How’s the techy?
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
I saw a long azz post and before I got to the name I already knew it was WUT…
Lemme go read
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You know it!
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@ Ms Diva
Im trying to tell women. Play games with your lova and keep him interested in home and he wont seek it elsewhere OKAY!
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*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
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KyCakes says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Good read @ WUT thanks
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*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
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Make sure you rotate
No new post yet
@ Wut-Iz. I was so mad at you, for 5 minutes. I thought Camron was cheating on Jayden.
hey after noon!
I logged in just to say
WHY IS THIS WHACK POST STILL UP AND NOT A
? lol i’ve been looking at wedding stuff since 1 and checked back twice and this is still up…must be a dead news day
Happy birthday FeFe! i think ill go back to lurk mode now
*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
Oh nasty heffas
dancerbee93 says:
Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
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Dancer, you owe that gurl a drank or her damn money back! Don’t shake unless you wanna get shook (in K.Michelle voice)Wasting good dranks and chit in here
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Where yo receipts at??? Dont come to me bout no money unless you got receipts!! Im seasoned in this here drinking game (K. Michelle voice)
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Busted, I wasn’t expecting that. That’s why I said I was drinking a blue drink. It wasn’t blue.
@Razzle Dazzle
Thank you hon! :hugs:
*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
Oh nasty heffas
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someone is trying this rotation out RIGHT now 
@IGO you like it tho…Unless you want that psycho chic your coworker was trying to set you up with…She definitely needs to sit and rotate on something
I Go There says:
*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
Oh nasty heffas
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At least I’m not violating my desk corner….sheesh…
Some folk are neva sassi-fied
dancerbee93 says:
*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
Oh nasty heffas
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someone is trying this rotation out RIGHT now
@IGO you like it tho…Unless you want that psycho chic your coworker was trying to set you up with…She definitely needs to sit and rotate on something
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Like it? eh… Perhaps
and psycho is a relative term
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
Oh nasty heffas
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At least I’m not violating my desk corner….sheesh…
Some folk are neva sassi-fied
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you stay on that desk corner… Its like me putting my hands in my pocket and my junk jumping out of fear of getting beat again.
Anna says:
dancerbee93 says:
Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
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Dancer, you owe that gurl a drank or her damn money back! Don’t shake unless you wanna get shook (in K.Michelle voice)Wasting good dranks and chit in here
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Where yo receipts at??? Dont come to me bout no money unless you got receipts!! Im seasoned in this here drinking game (K. Michelle voice)
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Busted, I wasn’t expecting that. That’s why I said I was drinking a blue drink. It wasn’t blue.
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Anna, you ain’t got no reciepts! You know you got in before nine and got a free drank…
Triple jumper Voula Papachristou was expelled from Greece’s Olympic team Wednesday for her comments on Twitter mocking African immigrants and expressing support for a far-right party.
The Hellenic Olympic Committee said Wednesday that Papachristou is “placed outside the Olympic team for statements contrary to the values and ideas of the Olympic movement.”
Papachristou is in Athens and has not responded to calls from The Associated Press. The committee said she was to travel to London shortly before the track events start.
Papachristou’s Twitter account ((at)papaxristoutj) contains several retweets and postings of YouTube videos promoting the views of Golden Dawn, a formerly marginal extreme right party that entered the Greek Parliament in the recent two national elections — in May and June this year — by polling almost 7 percent of the vote.
But it was her attempt at a joke Sunday that went viral. Commenting on the widely reported appearance of Nile-virus-carrying mosquitoes in Athens, Papachristou wrote: “With so many Africans in Greece, the West Nile mosquitoes will be getting home food!!!”. Her tweet prompted thousands of negative comments that snowballed Wednesday.
Since anyone can access an unprotected Twitter account, Papachristou’s YouTube links and retweets inevitably became known. Several of her retweets were original tweets by Ilias Kasidiaris, the Golden Dawn spokesman and one of the party’s 18 Parliament members, who became notorious a few weeks ago for striking a woman Communist MP in the face and throwing water at another female MP during a TV talk show. Papachristou tweeted to Kassidiaris on his name day, last Friday, “Many happy years, be always strong and true!!!”
Papachristou’s initial reaction to the negative comments, on Tuesday, was to tweet: “That’s how I am. I laugh. I am not a CD to get stuck!!! And if I make mistakes, I don’t press the replay! I press Play and move on!!!”
Her attitude changed completely Wednesday and she has posted five apologetic tweets in less than two hours. The last tweet, a very long one in English, which she has also posted on her Facebook account, reads: “I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless joke I published on my personal Twitter account. I am very sorry and ashamed for the negative responses I triggered, since I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights.
“My dream is connected to the Olympic Games and I could not possibly participate if I did not respect their values. Therefore, I could never believe in discrimination between human beings and races. I would like to apologize to all my friends and fellow athletes, who I may have insulted or shamed, the National Team, as well as the people and companies who support my athletic career. Finally, I would like to apologize to my coach and my family.”
Before the publication of the last tweet, Democratic Left, one of the three parties in Greece’s coalition government, had published a statement assailing the “racist humor” and calling on the Hellenic Olympic Committee to expel Papachristou from the Olympics
“Let her make any miserable ’jokes’ on social media while watching the games on TV. She definitely cannot represent Greece in London,” the Democratic Left statement said.
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and
putting on a diaper and driving across country
I Go There says:
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
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And that may be, but y’all are capable of:
Marrying multiple Women and calling them ‘sister wives’
Chocking the chicken right after sex
Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand
AND THE BIG ONE
Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
*scoots closer to her desk and sits on her heel*
Oh nasty heffas
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At least I’m not violating my desk corner….sheesh…
Some folk are neva sassi-fied
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you stay on that desk corner… Its like me putting my hands in my pocket and my junk jumping out of fear of getting beat again.
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You just made me HOLLER….
Damn you, IGO
It’s too quiet in this office for that chit…..
MsDivaRo says:
Anna says:
dancerbee93 says:
Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
—————-
Dancer, you owe that gurl a drank or her damn money back! Don’t shake unless you wanna get shook (in K.Michelle voice)Wasting good dranks and chit in here
**********
Where yo receipts at??? Dont come to me bout no money unless you got receipts!! Im seasoned in this here drinking game (K. Michelle voice)
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Busted, I wasn’t expecting that. That’s why I said I was drinking a blue drink. It wasn’t blue.
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Anna, you ain’t got no reciepts! You know you got in before nine and got a free drank…
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Where do I go to get a free drink before 9?
KyCakes says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
I saw a long azz post and before I got to the name I already knew it was WUT…
Lemme go read
He still confusing and facinating me all at the same time.
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You know it!
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@ Ms Diva
Im trying to tell women. Play games with your lova and keep him interested in home and he wont seek it elsewhere OKAY!
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How’s the techy?
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My tecky is still in there! Still figuring him and his sexually bipolar self
@ Anna
Good, I wanted you to be mad but curious at the same time. Did you like it?
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
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And that may be, but y’all are capable of:
Marrying multiple Women and calling them ‘sister wives’
Chocking the chicken right after sex
Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand
AND THE BIG ONE
Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships
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1 Marrying multiple women- Yall ride with it and call each other wives
2 Chocking a chic after sex – Yall stay
3. Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand – Yall will ride with “It wasnt me” and then say “maybe it wasnt you”
4. Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships – This is true But it still doesnt match up to yalls BIG ONE…. ITS YOUR BABY
@Choco. Isn’t that crazy. The Olympics are for diff Countries. Is this girl stupid or something. NM I forgot, she thought it was a private tweet.
YSoSrs says:
@PRYN
I Googled but couldn’t watch.
@WUT
How similar is your writing to Zane, whom I’ve never read? I’m asking. For reasons.
I try not to read other black romance novels. I don’t want my stuff to sound like theirs or even accidentally script something they have already did.
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I am very different from Zane I think. Maybe ask someone who reads her stuff. I have only read one. Sex chronicles.
Anna says:
MsDivaRo says:
Anna says:
dancerbee93 says:
Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
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Dancer, you owe that gurl a drank or her damn money back! Don’t shake unless you wanna get shook (in K.Michelle voice)Wasting good dranks and chit in here
**********
Where yo receipts at??? Dont come to me bout no money unless you got receipts!! Im seasoned in this here drinking game (K. Michelle voice)
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Busted, I wasn’t expecting that. That’s why I said I was drinking a blue drink. It wasn’t blue.
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Anna, you ain’t got no reciepts! You know you got in before nine and got a free drank…
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Where do I go to get a free drink before 9?
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It’s a new day & age….geesh what was I thinking? 
They don’t do that chit anymore….I had a flashback to 1989 when you could get free drinks from 9-10 at a club here.
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
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And that may be, but y’all are capable of:
Marrying multiple Women and calling them ‘sister wives’
Chocking the chicken right after sex
Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand
AND THE BIG ONE
Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships
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1 Marrying multiple women- Yall ride with it and call each other wives
2 Chocking a chic after sex – Yall stay
3. Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand – Yall will ride with “It wasnt me” and then say “maybe it wasnt you”
4. Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships – This is true But it still doesnt match up to yalls BIG ONE…. ITS YOUR BABY
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Naw – You forgot:
‘Girl you the only one in my life. I’m a one Woman Man’
or
‘What makes you think I gave you those crabs?’
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
YSoSrs says:
@PRYN
I Googled but couldn’t watch.
@WUT
How similar is your writing to Zane, whom I’ve never read? I’m asking. For reasons.
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I am very different from Zane I think. Maybe ask someone who reads her stuff. I have only read one. Sex chronicles. I try not to read other black romance novels. I don’t want my stuff to sound like theirs or even accidentally script something they have already did.
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That rightthere you posted was juicer than Zane and I’ve read a few of her books. Zane who though? I’m looking for WUT-IZ-SWAGU’s book now baby!
Naw – You forgot:
‘Girl you the only one in my life. I’m a one Woman Man’
or
‘What makes you think I gave you those crabs?’
@Anna
her whole career and all her work down the drain this is why I say twitter is for the birds
Its a sad day when my son has to offer me pointers on having a conversation with his father – Me: I don’t like talking to your dad he’s always confrontational Him: Pls mom just call him if he starts arguing just put the phone down and wait until he’s not arguing and then when you hear him stop pick the phone up again SMH
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
———————————————————————
And that may be, but y’all are capable of:
Marrying multiple Women and calling them ‘sister wives’
Chocking the chicken right after sex
Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand
AND THE BIG ONE
Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships
_______________________________________________________________
1 Marrying multiple women- Yall ride with it and call each other wives
2 Chocking a chic after sex – Yall stay
3. Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand – Yall will ride with “It wasnt me” and then say “maybe it wasnt you”
4. Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships – This is true But it still doesnt match up to yalls BIG ONE…. ITS YOUR BABY
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Naw – You forgot:
‘Girl you the only one in my life. I’m a one Woman Man’
or
‘What makes you think I gave you those crabs?’
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What?
Okay- Nah boy thats my friend
or
Men do it all the time
@IGO
‘I was in the pool and it was cold’
‘That’s a hair bump’
@Choco your baby knows how to handle that man…
#OutOfTheMouthsOfBabes
MsDivaRo says:
Anna says:
MsDivaRo says:
Anna says:
dancerbee93 says:
Awww Dancerbee you done shook the table (in K.Michelle’s voice)
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I had a $5 drink slide on the floor. I need reimbursment w/money, or a refill of a blue drink.
—————-
Dancer, you owe that gurl a drank or her damn money back! Don’t shake unless you wanna get shook (in K.Michelle voice)Wasting good dranks and chit in here
**********
Where yo receipts at??? Dont come to me bout no money unless you got receipts!! Im seasoned in this here drinking game (K. Michelle voice)
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Busted, I wasn’t expecting that. That’s why I said I was drinking a blue drink. It wasn’t blue.
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Anna, you ain’t got no reciepts! You know you got in before nine and got a free drank…
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Where do I go to get a free drink before 9?
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They don’t do that chit anymore….I had a flashback to 1989 when you could get free drinks from 9-10 at a club here. It’s a new day & age….geesh what was I thinking?
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I thought I was missing something.
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
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Some are saying it’s Iman’s 57th birthday why do I think they are lying Im thinking her 65th bday
MsDivaRo says:
So TJ got temporary custody of them kids for now. Mama Kate’s guardianship has been SUSPENDED for now.
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Jermaine singing:
Why don’t you do what you do when you did what you did to me…..
I was crazy for you….you were crazy for me….
@Ky
I was laughing so hard cuz I know my son be doing that chit to him his father seems incapable of holding a conversation without him getting so heated Im so glad my son has most of my disposition
KyCakes says:
@IGO
‘I was in the pool and it was cold’
‘That’s a hair bump’
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I will never leave you alone with Keisha… I mean she’s my girl and all
or
why you always gotta go out with TONY… he makes me sick
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
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And that may be, but y’all are capable of:
Marrying multiple Women and calling them ‘sister wives’
Chocking the chicken right after sex
Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand
AND THE BIG ONE
Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships
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1 Marrying multiple women- Yall ride with it and call each other wives
2 Chocking a chic after sex – Yall stay
3. Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand – Yall will ride with “It wasnt me” and then say “maybe it wasnt you”
4. Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships – This is true But it still doesnt match up to yalls BIG ONE…. ITS YOUR BABY
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Naw – You forgot:
‘Girl you the only one in my life. I’m a one Woman Man’
or
‘What makes you think I gave you those crabs?’
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What?
Okay- Nah boy thats my friend
or
Men do it all the time
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THE NEW ISH MEN SAY NOW….”LEMME SING YOU A SONG.. I WROTE A SONG FOR YOU…YOU LOOK NICE TODAY” **IN MY STEBBIE JEH VOICE**
So yall mess with wanksters
dancerbee93 says:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I mean yall all capable of driving across the country in a diaper to get your point across.
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And that may be, but y’all are capable of:
Marrying multiple Women and calling them ‘sister wives’
Chocking the chicken right after sex
Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand
AND THE BIG ONE
Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships
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1 Marrying multiple women- Yall ride with it and call each other wives
2 Chocking a chic after sex – Yall stay
3. Looking a Woman dead in the eye and lying even when your indiscretion is seen first hand – Yall will ride with “It wasnt me” and then say “maybe it wasnt you”
4. Whle Woman can fake orgasms, Men can fake entire relationships – This is true But it still doesnt match up to yalls BIG ONE…. ITS YOUR BABY
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Naw – You forgot:
‘Girl you the only one in my life. I’m a one Woman Man’
or
‘What makes you think I gave you those crabs?’
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What?
Okay- Nah boy thats my friend
or
Men do it all the time
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THE NEW ISH MEN SAY NOW….”LEMME SING YOU A SONG.. I WROTE A SONG FOR YOU…YOU LOOK NICE TODAY” **IN MY STEBBIE JEH VOICE**
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Ole boy wouldnt do it if he didnt think it would work… Soon as he sat by that piano ole girl forgave everything he did… LOL
Im sure John Legend fk up constantly but soon as he sits at that Piano its like it never happen.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ KY and EGO
So yall mess with wanksters
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Nah Choco
funny thing is… Most of this shait Im saying
Ive read on this very blog.
Ole boy wouldnt do it if he didnt think it would work… Soon as he sat by that piano ole girl forgave everything he did… LOL
Im sure John Legend fk up constantly but soon as he sits at that Piano its like it never happen.
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Mimi is stupid so yeah Stevie knew that would work
and John Legend is a such a lil terd Im not checking for him
KyCakes says:
MsDivaRo says:
So TJ got temporary custody of them kids for now. Mama Kate’s guardianship has been SUSPENDED for now.
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Jermaine singing:
Why don’t you do what you do when you did what you did to me…..
I was crazy for you….you were crazy for me….
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needs to pay his azz a visit and scare the dogchit outta him for messing with his Momma and kids.
Mike’s
Nah Choco
funny thing is… Most of this shait Im saying
Ive read on this very blog.
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Ole boy wouldnt do it if he didnt think it would work… Soon as he sat by that piano ole girl forgave everything he did… LOL
Im sure John Legend fk up constantly but soon as he sits at that Piano its like it never happen.
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Mimi is stupid so yeah Stevie knew that would work
and John Legend is a such a lil terd Im not checking for him
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Is anybody checking for John Legend’s midget azz?
But heres what also funny about the two dumb brother Randy and Germaine not only do they share the same woman who mothered their sons they wanted the estate to pay for their child support
Choco aka Hippie says:
Ole boy wouldnt do it if he didnt think it would work… Soon as he sat by that piano ole girl forgave everything he did… LOL
Im sure John Legend fk up constantly but soon as he sits at that Piano its like it never happen.
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Mimi is stupid so yeah Stevie knew that would work
and John Legend is a such a lil terd Im not checking for him
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Nah Mimi is a smart chic… Stevie is just that dude that can get over on her. Any other guy would get cut at the door…
@DVIA
His chow chow face beard…
@EGO
are you really serious about Mimi being smart how do you think so
Choco aka Hippie says:
But heres what also funny about the two dumb brother Randy and Germaine not only do they share the same woman who mothered their sons they wanted the estate to pay for their child support
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Just when you think your heard it all. Noone can make this stuff up.
Nah Mimi is a smart chic… Stevie is just that dude that can get over on her. Any other guy would get cut at the door…
The fact that this makes sense to me means its time to go
@Anna
YEP Hollyweird
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
are you really serious about Mimi being smart how do you think so
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When it comes to Stevie she’s an idiot… but lets be real here
EVERY chic has or have had that one dude that they were plain dumb for… some woke up and left dude alone some stayed and are still going through it.. Mimi is no different. Dont mean shes dumb as a whole just dumb for dude.
@EGO
Im going to say dumb as a whole becuz of how many different baby momas he had before her