DJ accused of following men home from club and raping them
Forcible rape of men outside of prison walls is a growing crime trend in the US.
According to published reports, DaJuan Porter, 27, allegedly met men at nightclubs and followed them home, whereupon he broke into the homes and performed oral sex on the men while they slept.
Porter seems to have a problem keeping his mouth off men’s private parts unless invited to partake. He was arrested for similar crimes before. Last year, he was charged in Worcester County, Maryland, for sexually assaulting his sleeping cell mate in jail.
From Huffington Post:
The first case was reported in May, 2011, by a man who claimed a man fitting Porter’s description climbed up through his fire escape, broke in and began performing oral sex on him, according to WHP-TV.
In April, 2012, a man told police he went to Porter’s home after a gathering and fell asleep only to wake with the suspect performing a sex act on him, the Patriot News reported.
Another incident was reported in July. The alleged victim attended a party and fell asleep after drinking. He claims that he woke up as the suspect performed a sex act on him.
He too allegedly stopped the suspect immediately, according to police.
An additional alleged victim not included in last week’s charges claims Porter molested others. The man, who asked not to be identified, said Porter had been over at his house with mutual friends following a night of partying, but kicked Porter out of his house after the incident.
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Why hasn’t any of the victims put the beat down on this fool
So you just start sucking the man’s bird while he is sleep 
Is that a teardrop on his cheek
Wow its some sick folks out here
Just fawking sick !
Hi, GAGIRL87, you are in violation of the excessive smileys rule
that states only 2 smileys to a comment. This is your 2nd warning. 
“God Bless”
[Insert ass shot]
On Topic: Ewwww
@ Jenie MAYBE there PRETENDING to be sleep, MAYBE they thought they were DREAMING and it was their ole lady sucking them off MAYBE
ewwww now thats some sick shyt, isn’t there enough gay dudes around where he doesn’t have to sneak in peoples house.. Those dudes must sleep real hard to now wake up to a guy pulling your slong out..
GAGIRL87 says:
Is that a teardrop on his cheek
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Probably some type of Lesion or something , nasty Flucka!!
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Sandra Rose says:
Hi, GAGIRL87, you are in violation of the excessive smileys rule that states only 2 smileys to a comment. This is your 2nd warning.
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@ Sandra when was the 1st warning?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Why hasn’t any of the victims put the beat down on this fool
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That’s what I was wondering. I don’t know any straight guys that would not have kicked his azz, probably killed him, his he did some isht like that.
What are the chances that all 3 men were sleeping alone? And do men really sleep that hard that they can’t feel a man’s rough hands fondling their peens?
Yeah dude wouldn’t have mad it out that house , dang that’s some sick mess
ummm, okay…and he is still alive and well, huh?
Sandra Rose says:
And do men really sleep that hard that they can’t feel a man’s rough hands fondling their peens?
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That was my next comment. How the heyul did those men not feel that before the actual act took place?
yeah, so you awake to a man sucking on you and the first thought should be reaching for that pistol
Hell I wake up if someone comes into my room
this is a sick fck! it’s PLENTY of dudes out here that would let him do this WILLINGLY vs making some straight man a victim.
but why he aint
yet tho? 
Sandra Rose says:
What are the chances that all 3 men were sleeping alone? And do men really sleep that hard that they can’t feel a man’s rough hands fondling their peens?
You done sucked them off and u live to do it again 
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Nah it’s some serious things all kinds of weird bout this here story,
Only two???
***SCROLLS BACK UP AND COUNT***
…OK, my eyes are not deceiving me…
Can guys really not tell the difference between a female mouth and male mouth? IJS he had to stroke it to get it hard enough to start sucking, they didn’t know the difference between a male hand…I’m confuzzled…I guess a wet mouth is a wet mouth if your eyes are closed…
16Sandra Rose says:
What are the chances that all 3 men were sleeping alone? And do men really sleep that hard that they can’t feel a man’s rough hands fondling their peens
IJS I aint sleeping thru NO oral fixation given to me
Im waking up like Helleeer!!!
I once woke up to my roommate performing fellatio on me back in my days at jobcorps
I was horrified!!!! Absolutely horrified!!!! He wasnt doin the ish right 
How you gone just play with the head??? Chile,,,I finished myself off with my right hand, busted on his face, then politely axed him to leave my damn room-Hello 
I’ve awakened to some great head before. Needless to day, the person didnt break in. I will say it’s very possible to be getting dome while asleep and not realize it. Think of standing at the toilet pissing, only you’re not at a toilet. Finally, you realize it and wake up. Yeah, that.
You’re deep in ya sleep being orally massaged which is relaxing you more. This is a stretch. This gives a whole new meaning to taking it. He’s making himself look like a weirdo by going this route though. Apparently these are guys he’s madly attracted to who aren’t mutually attracted to him, or they aren’t into guys at all. IDK about beating or killing him. The guys were probably so caught off guard and violated, you just report it to authorities. Suffice it to say the men posed no threat to him, so he felt way comfy doing this stuff.
I’m with everyone that is say this story don’t add up…cuz I know when I’m awaken sexually, first I’m startled, then I just play along and keep my eyes closed..
umm… maybe they were drunk and slept thru the first part
**needless to say
I wonder if his victims were gay men also, cause I can’t see a straight just kicking him out.. lol
What we discussing?
i guess he knew if they were awake, they’d say no?
tashabobosha says:
Can guys really not tell the difference between a female mouth and male mouth? IJS he had to stroke it to get it hard enough to start sucking, they didn’t know the difference between a male hand…I’m confuzzled…I guess a wet mouth is a wet mouth if your eyes are closed…
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Plus, if there were no women over your house to begin with and you did not invite a female over after the party is over, more than likely it is your homeboy giving you downtown action.
Sandra Rose says:
What are the chances that all 3 men were sleeping alone? And do men really sleep that hard that they can’t feel a man’s rough hands fondling their peens?
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See that’s why I say this story got me confused. This sound like some strait jerry Springer ish where “straight” dude claims dude took advantage of him while he was asleep or drunk. On the other hand unless all these dudes know each other it cant be coincidence they all claiming the same thing
Jem Is My Name-No 1 Else Is The Same-Jem Is My Name; JEM says:
I once woke up to my roommate performing fellatio on me back in my days at jobcorps I was horrified!!!! Absolutely horrified!!!! He wasnt doin the ish right How you gone just play with the head??? Chile,,,I finished myself off with my right hand, busted on his face, then politely axed him to leave my damn room-Hello
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Now all these men weren’t sleep…
So the DJ is responsible for this shat?
I’ve awakened to some great head before. .
And I’ve given great morning they’re still sleeping head. It’s possible
Jem. You. Give. Me. Life.
there are many guys who dont have rough hands, btw. strong, but not rough. I won’t be typical PHO. Violating and forcing urself aint the bness. I’d like to think a wet mouth is a wet mouth. All parties involved have to be willing though. If bragging is ur thing, can you really brag about sex you took, paid for, or had to dupe sm1 to get?
@BK2ATLMAN (#32)
THAT’S The REAL QUESTION Though
Ms Sandra
Imma a Light-Sleeper but There are MEN & Women who ACTUALLY Do (Sleep That HARD…) And If they’ve been Out Drinking and/or Doing HARD Drugs (PERFECT Combination for Dude…)
BTW Dude LQQKS LIKE a Young BABY (Cash-Money) w/o The Ugly-AZZ Tattoos
K-Dub, you got that ol’ school techno? Tour De France maybe?
Is that a teardrop on his cheek .
@ GAGIRL – I was thinking the same thing? Tear drop or mole. I dunno
K-Dub….
Maybe some Prince? “Head”?
I’m surrised this dude aint
Most dudes I know would wake up either :shootsfired: or 
to a MAN giving them brain
Yesterday was my FIRST time meeting a homo thug I mean this dude looked like a gangster, talked like one and everything but he admitted to me an a few friends that he was bi- sexual, he said having sex w/ men was WAYYYY better than having sex with women. My face the whole time
What are the chances that all 3 men were sleeping alone? And do men really sleep that hard that they can’t feel a man’s rough hands
fondling their peens?
Yes it is possible. I fondle my hubby in his sleep and he doesn’t wake up. I had a friend that had this happen. He fell asleep and woke up to his male ”cousin” going in his pants. Lol.
Only dead people sleep that hard. Just admit you got your jollies off, now you shame(in my Momma’s voice)
CHOKE ON IT
exactly iheart. A str8 man awoke to a man giving him head and he simply put him out????
nah son, don’t sound right.
IJS..like Brenden said he must’ve wasn’t doing it right…if you doing it RIGHT..oh, yes ma’am they will WAKE UP and cook you eggs buck booty naked afterwards…(clues video evidence…the movie Baby Boy)
Oh wait, it never said those men were str8
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VDot says:
Is that a teardrop on his cheek .
@ GAGIRL – I was thinking the same thing? Tear drop or mole. I dunno
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@ VDot your guess is a$$ good a$$ mine WHAT IS THAT????
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Freda2you says:
Only dead people sleep that hard. Just admit you got your jollies off, now you shame(in my Momma’s voice)
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ELove says:
@BK2ATLMAN (#32)
THAT’S The REAL QUESTION Though
Ms Sandra
Imma a Light-Sleeper but There are MEN & Women who ACTUALLY Do (Sleep That HARD…) And If they’ve been Out Drinking and/or Doing HARD Drugs (PERFECT Combination for Dude…)
BTW Dude LQQKS LIKE a Young BABY (Cash-Money) w/o The Ugly-AZZ Tattoos
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Good point but the “victims” are all claiming they were not inebrieated and when have you known a straight man to not put a serious beatdown on someone that violated them. Who wakes up and be like can you leave?, if I was being violated, hell naw
“Must Be The Music” by Secret Weapon….
I’m just a DJ baby mixin’ for you
I will not stop until this club night is through
Must be the music….that’s turnin’ me on
Must be the music….I cannot go wrong
AND I bet he SOMEBODY’S baby deddy too
Only dead people sleep that hard. Just admit you got your jollies off, now you shame(in my Momma’s voice)
I got preggers whilst sleeping. Truly.
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Hey @ELove
@54 I respect your marriage. but can you give us more details about the cousin going in his pants? is it a first cousin or just family friend. what “tipped” him off and woke him up? #nomoresleepoversforyou
@K-Dub
this world is going straight to hell
this chyt happening in the world is unfixable 
Dis mawfawka done watched too much “Players Club”
There was a DJ in that movie.
Diamond got her box ate.
She was drunk.
Roni ate it/Took it.
oh, yes ma’am they will WAKE UP and cook you eggs buck booty naked afterwards…
And get yo lights cut back on, get yo mamas dentures out of her prepaid layaway dental plan, take yo ass shopping for some slightly irregular fits at Marshalls…And so on
now how in the hell do you rehabilitate this one… hes gonna end up dead.. Now that this story is going viral hes dead man walking.. hes safer locked up
especially the guy who said the dude broke into his house, that is a sure fire way to get
meh I could see men not reporting it, just like males don’t report being molested or being abused…shock and fear and probably questioning their manhood…I could see how this would fcuk a person’s mind
Spitters are quitters and I am sure that is what happened. Nevertheless at least when he goes back tot he pokey (no pun intended) he’ll be popular.
I mean why do we never hear stories of women going on a crunch n munch fest?
Why people accused of taking cookies always be long in the tooth do hawt people not rape?
I mean why do we never hear stories of women going on a crunch n munch fest?
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They DO…
See my “Players Club” reminder above love.
THANKS.
I bet his entire set involes Sylvester hits remixed…
You make me feel mighty real………..
I fukkin can’t!!! If those dudes were straight chances are they were so freaked out they didn’t want to risk getting exposed so they just kicked him out and never spoke to him again.
See, Mister Cee this the type of nigga you shoulda been chasing…would’ve gave you dome and kept quiet about it
But
at his lips though…nigga a head robber 
Well lookie here… :shotfired: *in a 360* Heffas!
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when Brendbew says HELLO 
I
#definitehacking
So, he brings new meaning to being a cocksucker, huh?
It’s more of an A-****-tion!!!
KDub says:
I mean why do we never hear stories of women going on a crunch n munch fest?
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They DO…
See my “Players Club” reminder above love.
THANKS.
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Roni was FINE I love an aggressive fine dyke…. I tend to play sleep face down ass up
He does have DSL though
IJS #nowiknowthatshytaintmyfault 
Jem Is My Name-No 1 Else Is The Same-Jem Is My Name; JEM says:
I once woke up to my roommate performing fellatio on me back in my days at jobcorps I was horrified!!!! Absolutely horrified!!!! He wasnt doin the ish right How you gone just play with the head??? Chile,,,I finished myself off with my right hand, busted on his face, then politely axed him to leave my damn room-Hello
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Worcester County, Maryland (Googles to see if that’s the Eastern Shore)
“Touch It” by Monifah
I got preggers whilst sleeping. Truly
hubby done said he done got it whilst i was sleeping. i cant confirm nor deny. sometimes i be OUT! #hardsleeper
I also read somewhere that he was slipping mickey’s in dudes drinks that’s why they slept so hard
Gives new meaning to “head bussa”
Jem Is My Name-No 1 Else Is The Same-Jem Is My Name; JEM says:
I once woke up to my roommate performing fellatio on me back in my days at jobcorps
I was horrified!!!! Absolutely horrified!!!! He wasnt doin the ish right 
How you gone just play with the head??? Chile,,,I finished myself off with my right hand, busted on his face, then politely axed him to leave my damn room-Hello
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Just got a SandraRoseque warning from my Boss about busting out loud for this one!!
ADDS TO LIST OF “WHO/WHAT THE FAWK IS BRENDEN”
#87 : Heterosexual or Homo
GAGIRL87 says:
Yesterday was my FIRST time meeting a homo thug I mean this dude looked like a gangster, talked like one and everything but he admitted to me an a few friends that he was bi- sexual, he said having sex w/ men was WAYYYY better than having sex with women. My face the whole time
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say what???
GAGIRL87 says:
Yesterday was my FIRST time meeting a homo thug I mean this dude looked like a gangster, talked like one and everything but he admitted to me an a few friends that he was bi- sexual, he said having sex w/ men was WAYYYY better than having sex with women. My face the whole time
so glad my legs are closed I wouldn’t doubt some of the men that I use to date have slept with men 
Thank you Jesus for deliverance 
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Just ugh
KDub says:
Only dead people sleep that hard. Just admit you got your jollies off, now you shame(in my Momma’s voice)
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I got preggers whilst sleeping. Truly.
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:lies told on this here blog
shopping for some slightly irregular fits at Marshalls…And so on
Roni was FINE I love an aggressive fine dyke…. I tend to play sleep face down ass up
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Maybe the ones he snuckled (sneak + suckled…equals snuckled) was fine.
hubby done said he done got it whilst i was sleeping. i cant confirm nor deny. sometimes i be OUT! #hardsleeper
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True story my ex tried to get it in with me while I was sleep, I woke up and jumped like “what the fukk is going on here” he was pissed as hell
Gigi26 says:
I also read somewhere that he was slipping mickey’s in dudes drinks that’s why they slept so hard
Gives new meaning to “head bussa”
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EWWWWWWW
Gigi26 says:
“head bussa”
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So some folks are still green!
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
I mean why do we never hear stories of women going on a crunch n munch fest?
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I WANT TO BE THE VICTIM OF A CRUNCH AND MUCH FEST
Uh oh… She done broke out the
…. *grabs gagirl’s hand* Come on Na. Masser find u out here it’s gone be over 
Gigi26 says:
I also read somewhere that he was slipping mickey’s in dudes drinks that’s why they slept so hard
Gives new meaning to “head bussa”
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“Putcho Mouf On Meh” by…Eddie Murphy. Oh Lord I done kilt myself.
oh, yes ma’am they will WAKE UP and cook you eggs buck booty naked afterwards…
And get yo lights cut back on, get yo mamas dentures out of her prepaid layaway dental plan, take yo ass shopping for some slightly irregular fits at Marshalls…And so on
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cuse me cuse me &ummm I need my layaway picked up from Kmart, Marshalls and TJMAXX, how do I get in contact with said person?
Oh Hey Toe Jem not Gem
@Iheart
LMAO !
GAGIRL87 says:
Yesterday was my FIRST time meeting a homo thug I mean this dude looked like a gangster, talked like one and everything but he admitted to me an a few friends that he was bi- sexual, he said having sex w/ men was WAYYYY better than having sex with women. My face the whole time
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with a
1) beatdown
2) bullet
3) beatdowm AND a bullet
My stupid cancer X loved
me while I was sleep sometimes I awoke somtimes I didnt’ he couldn’t ever get enough – come to think of it his sex drive is what kept us together that long!
S’alleb Retsam says:
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
I mean why do we never hear stories of women going on a crunch n munch fest?
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I WANT TO BE THE VICTIM OF A CRUNCH AND MUCH FEST
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Long as you don’t got a case of the Angela Simmons… (BV)
@Kdub
GTFOH
Yesterday was my FIRST time meeting a homo thug I mean this dude looked like a gangster, talked like one and everything but he admitted to me an a few friends that he was bi- sexual, he said having sex w/ men was WAYYYY better than having sex with women. My face the whole time
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But why is it better than women did he share that?
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
S’alleb Retsam says:
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
I mean why do we never hear stories of women going on a crunch n munch fest?
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I WANT TO BE THE VICTIM OF A CRUNCH AND MUCH FEST
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Long as you don’t got a case of the Angela Simmons… (BV)
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KDub says:
“Putcho Mouf On Meh” by…Eddie Murphy. Oh Lord I done kilt myself.
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I read that in sweet brown’s voice
I had an ex that I use to get aroused when she was sleep then when she woke up, I would act like i was sleeping..
she wake up looking all bewildered 
Gigi26 says:
hubby done said he done got it whilst i was sleeping. i cant confirm nor deny. sometimes i be OUT! #hardsleeper
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True story my ex tried to get it in with me while I was sleep, I woke up and jumped like “what the fukk is going on here” he was pissed as hell
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Been there done that…My ex usta to do that, cept I wasn’t sleep, I pretended to be.
Where he’s going, they will have many people to help him with his little a-****-tion! Don’t worry, and he want have slip them any mickey’s.
Gigi i be ready now. no more sleeping nekkid/no pannies! UNLESS i plan on gettin snucked (sneak fckd)
I wish I could be woken up to somebody pleasuring me….
Long as you don’t got a case of the Angela Simmons… (BV)
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Or blue waffle disease
HEY…I did get knocked while sleeping. Hubby was driving trucks back then…he used to only come home every other week. He came home and I was sick as a DOG. Had the flu and a bronchial infection. Was medicated to the HIGH heavens. Then…welp.
Sidenote: This is the SAME baby that they thought was a fibroid. Til they got her azz on the ultrasound. Nurse was like “ummm…ma’am your tumor got a heartbeat…”
Iheart says:
KDub says:
“Putcho Mouf On Meh” by…Eddie Murphy. Oh Lord I done kilt myself.
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I read that in sweet brown’s voice
ME TOO!!!!!!!!
AMBIEN AND SEX
You wake up wondering if it was all a dream!
“According to published reports, DaJuan Porter, 27, allegedly met men at nightclubs and followed them home, whereupon he broke into the homes and performed oral sex on the men while they slept.”
I find so many things wrong with this…
The minute my peen touchs the sheet wrong i’m awake….let alone letting a nicca pull it out and get it hard ….
What ya doing back there?
Don’t worry about; I’ll be done in a minute
LMAO “snucked”
Fay!!
BK2ATLMAN says:
I had an ex that I use to get aroused when she was sleep then when she woke up, I would act like i was sleeping..
she wake up looking all bewildered
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I HATECHALL!!! U’S DONE MADE ME LATE GETTING BACK FROM LUNCH!
LMAO
I had an ex that I use to get aroused when she was sleep then when she woke up, I would act like i was sleeping.. she wake up looking all bewildered
:#JERK
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S’alleb Retsam says:
AMBIEN AND SEX
You wake up wondering if it was all a dream!
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AMBIEN AND SEX
You wake up wondering if it was all a dream!
you stay up wanting more 
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Try
Hey Ky baby…Miss your hello earlier
Long as you don’t got a case of the Angela Simmons… (BV)
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Or blue waffle disease
I had an ex that I use to get aroused when she was sleep then when she woke up, I would act like i was sleeping.. she wake up looking all bewildered
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You ain’t chit!!
KyCakes says:
I wish I could be woken up to somebody pleasuring me….
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uM…. chu no eye bee willing two please chu bu
Some of yall are some disgustingpervertnastypoos
@Gigi26
The Kicker for The RAIDERS when he was at Florida State He ROUTINELY Slipped Females GHD and Had SEX WITH THEM and WAS Caught on SEVERAL OCCASIONS TOO (YUP…)
Don’t SEE the Attraction of having SEX with a COMATOSE Female
Gigi26 says:
I had an ex that I use to get aroused when she was sleep then when she woke up, I would act like i was sleeping.. she wake up looking all bewildered
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You ain’t chit!!
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Thats what she said
gives a new meaning to ‘I’m gone bust his head till the white meat show’
*raises hand
I take ambien, but I would remember getting in in…..matter of fact. Mista says I will fall the fu5kn out in midsentnce. Don’t think he’s into that kind of sex, he like a little of resistance.
#dontjudge
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
KyCakes says:
I wish I could be woken up to somebody pleasuring me….
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You’re so far away, though… 
uM…. chu no eye bee willing two please chu bu
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Ky Ky snatches yo azz
where u been gull! 
Ace says:
The minute my peen touchs the sheet wrong i’m awake….let alone letting a nicca pull it out and get it hard ….
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Points to the Organ player to start “going up yonder” and fluffs pillow in my casket
Nastypoos –
Dujuan’s allegedly an alcoholic and drug abuser. from his myspace pic, I get the strong feeling it was a gay club. Like I suspected, these were guys he was attracted to and wanted to taste. Oh and he’s currently unemployed. allegedly.
how do you call ya fam to bail you out? like how does one go about explaining this? he’ll have to move from PA now and start all over. wow. He’s gonna end up getting hurt though.
wow this man just needs to find him a boyfriend to please in that way and be done…now that his face is on national news it may be harder to do so
@JEN-AY Massa been havin me on the plantation…I’ve been downgraded to field negro status
I had to actually work fo’ I gots in a whole HEAP a trouble…
@137 so E, Kim Kardashian does nothing for you either huh, but for reasons different from mine.
Usual Prime Suspect says:
*raises hand
I take ambien, but I would remember getting in in…..matter of fact. Mista says I will fall the fu5kn out in midsentnce. Don’t think he’s into that kind of sex, he like a little of resistance.
#dontjudge
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@KY
@Naija
log your azz off right the hell now….
tashabobosha says:
oral fixation much? After reading I looked at his lips.
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He shole got them I like to suck dyck lips! Put on some lipgloss and take it to the head!
Lets do it in the morning,,,While Im sleepin put ya mouth on mine,,,Feeling yo sweet face all up in my behind
Heyyyy I wanna do it again 
hubby done said he done got it whilst i was sleeping. i cant confirm nor deny. sometimes i be OUT! #hardsleeper
*giggles* I think I like Mr Fay
BK2ATLMAN says:
I had an ex that I use to get aroused when she was sleep then when she woke up, I would act like i was sleeping.. she wake up looking all bewildered
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That is just awful and hilarious at the same time.
Ky Ky
They been working ya 
I just thought about it didn’t a woman get pregnant by a dead man recently somewhere 
Don’t SEE the Attraction of having SEX with a COMATOSE Female
I likes to be willing participant 
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My ex was pissed his plot for a sneak attack failed miserably
how do you call ya fam to bail you out? like how does one go about explaining this? he’ll have to move from PA now and start all over. wow. He’s gonna end up getting hurt though
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MA MAAA
They got me on some trumped up Dyck sucking charge
but I swear I didnt do it..
*burp
@razzle true, but life does go on. i was watching snapped one sunday, ya know staying in touch with my feminine side. this guy was a cop in NC, cheating on his high achieving girlfriend. well, his side chick killed his main chick. do you know that guy has relocated to atlanta, ga and is a cop in college park, married?
loose lips dajuan gone have to relocate also. it’s a wrap in pa, md, de, etc, that whole region. he’ll be in atlanta in 5 4 3….
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ky Ky They been working ya I just thought about it didn’t a woman get pregnant by a dead man recently somewhere
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*raises hand
I take ambien, but I would remember getting in in…..matter of fact. Mista says I will fall the fu5kn out in midsentnce. Don’t think he’s into that kind of sex, he like a little of resistance.
Hmmm
I Go There says:
Some of yall are some disgustingpervertnastypoos
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*goes to look at IGO’s Twitter profile*
Riiiggghhhhttttt
@point
EXACTLY… Absolutely NOTHING (Dead-AZZ Lay!!!)
@Gigi26
The Kicker for The RAIDERS when he was at Florida State He ROUTINELY Slipped Females GHD and Had SEX WITH THEM and WAS Caught on SEVERAL OCCASIONS TOO (YUP…)
Don’t SEE the Attraction of having SEX with a COMATOSE Female
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similar to necro??
Don’t SEE the Attraction of having SEX with a COMATOSE Female
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Ted Bundy use to make his GFs act like they were dead when he was fking them….
I like my pussy woke and active…
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OMG I dont think I will ever speak the words of consensual rape again after last night!
why can’t i find a women with this A-****-tion in atl
pointhimout says:
@razzle true, but life does go on. i was watching snapped one sunday, ya know staying in touch with my feminine side. this guy was a cop in NC, cheating on his high achieving girlfriend. well, his side chick killed his main chick. do you know that guy has relocated to atlanta, ga and is a cop in college park, married?
loose lips dajuan gone have to relocate also. it’s a wrap in pa, md, de, etc, that whole region. he’ll be in atlanta in 5 4 3….
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And he will be welcomed to the DLO entertainment company
pointhimout says:
@razzle true, but life does go on. i was watching snapped one sunday, ya know staying in touch with my feminine side. this guy was a cop in NC, cheating on his high achieving girlfriend. well, his side chick killed his main chick. do you know that guy has relocated to atlanta, ga and is a cop in college park, married?
loose lips dajuan gone have to relocate also. it’s a wrap in pa, md, de, etc, that whole region. he’ll be in atlanta in 5 4 3….
*******
And he will be welcomed to the DLO entertainment company
KY
what I do *looks at you with doe eyes* #NoLaLa
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ky Ky They been working ya I just thought about it didn’t a woman get pregnant by a dead man recently somewhere
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If I remember correctly, she was working in the mortuary, saw the deceased had a stiffy and climbed on for a quick ride into the sunset.
She then got pregnant and tried to sue his estate for child support.
The judge shot her down….
pointhimout says:
@razzle true, but life does go on. i was watching snapped one sunday, ya know staying in touch with my feminine side. this guy was a cop in NC, cheating on his high achieving girlfriend. well, his side chick killed his main chick. do you know that guy has relocated to atlanta, ga and is a cop in college park, married?
loose lips dajuan gone have to relocate also. it’s a wrap in pa, md, de, etc, that whole region. he’ll be in atlanta in 5 4 3….
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dayum well you’re right all he have to do is come to the south
BK2ATLMAN says:
why can’t i find a women with this A-****-tion in atl
if ATL guys are 
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They might be to busy
some guys can be so selfish. you should be flattered sm1 wants to suck your jank without you knowing. the person’s going making the effort to not disturb you and allowing u a good night’s sleep. I wonder if that’s what he was thinking?
from his myspace pic
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He still has Myspace.
First BlackPlanet and now Myspace.
BK2ATLMAN says:
why can’t i find a women with this A-****-tion in atl
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Um…I live in CO. We have pretty mountains and chit
the person’s making the effort…
“Private Eyes” Hall and Oates
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ky Ky They been working ya I just thought about it didn’t a woman get pregnant by a dead man recently somewhere
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@Naija you’re so good at playing innocent
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ky Ky They been working ya I just thought about it didn’t a woman get pregnant by a dead man recently somewhere
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If I remember correctly, she was working in the mortuary, saw the deceased had a stiffy and climbed on for a quick ride into the sunset.
She then got pregnant and tried to sue his estate for child support.
The judge shot her down….
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the fawk?
KDub says: Sidenote: This is the SAME baby that they thought was a fibroid. Til they got her azz on the ultrasound. Nurse was like “ummm…ma’am your tumor got a heartbeat…”
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i
when i saw this because my dumb azz obgyn could not find my baby’s heartbeat with his lil doppler (i’ve been seeing a midwife for years but she wasn’t available for this particular appointment). he wrote it up as involuntary abortion or whatever they call it. i’m all messed up so he called and booked an appointment for me to get an ultrasound. lo and behold a fibroid was blocking the baby and the ultrasound tech found the heartbeat w/no problem. never knew i had fibroids. they took them out during my c-section.
Um…I live in CO. We have pretty mountains and chit
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THIS!!
KDub says:
“Private Eyes” Hall and Oates
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Private Eyes *clap*
Are watching you *clap clap*
If I remember correctly, she was working in the mortuary, saw the deceased had a stiffy and climbed on for a quick ride into the sunset.
She then got pregnant and tried to sue his estate for child support.
The judge shot her down….
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do corpses ejaculate?
@ pointhimout
It was a play cousin (no pun). He was sleeping on the sofa and woke up while dude was trying to unzip his pants. He was totally freaked out about it. They are no longer cousins. Lol
for her to work in a place like that she should know that a cadaver will get rid of ALL bodily fluids… smh ya big dummy! *redd fox voice*
BK2ATLMAN says:
why can’t i find a women with this A-****-tion in atl
if ATL guys are 
********
They might be to busy
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I know thats right, it use to be 17 to 1 here in ATL, minus the gays and lesbians its now like 2 to 1 in women to men
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
Some of yall are some disgustingpervertnastypoos
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*goes to look at IGO’s Twitter profile*
Riiiggghhhhttttt
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My twitter is for my after Dark activities Thank you very much.
Bet nobody gonna ask him “what dat mouf do though” cuz clearly…..
@GiGi I’m a horny, heated mess….
So y’all ‘memba I told you about the dude with the extra dark jank? This kneegrow texted me asking “How come you don’t love me anymore?”
I explained that I was tired of playing Brer Rabbitt to his Tar Baby.
He said I was mean
jeniefrumdabloc says: Nah it’s some serious things all kinds of weird bout this here story, You done sucked them off and u live to do it again
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that’s cause they really laid their heads back and fantasized….
can’t wait until we get a “regular folk” morning glory from a loyal Commenter someone who aint afraid of usDId KY ignore me wave – explains why I ignore her entrance
free says:
If I remember correctly, she was working in the mortuary, saw the deceased had a stiffy and climbed on for a quick ride into the sunset.
She then got pregnant and tried to sue his estate for child support.
The judge shot her down….
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do corpses ejaculate?
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They sure do…burp, fart…alladat
KDub says:
“Private Eyes” Hall and Oates
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Private Eyes *clap*
Are watching you *clap clap*
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“Im too sexy for my shirt” by Right said Fred
this guy was a cop in NC, cheating on his high achieving girlfriend. well, his side chick killed his main chick. do you know that guy has relocated to atlanta, ga and is a cop in college park, married?
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Jermeir Stroud
Bastid
@Teals LOL. hell I guess not. unzipping pants is like sticking something in the person’s ear. it’s annoying and will wake them up quickly….I’m guessing.
I explained that I was tired of playing Brer Rabbitt to his Tar Baby.
He said I was mean
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you aint shait….
KyCakes says:
KDub says:
“Private Eyes” Hall and Oates
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Private Eyes *clap*
Are watching you *clap clap*
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Choco aka Hippie says:
DId KY ignore me wave – explains why I ignore her entrance
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I didn’t think I did…I sawwy, Choco-licious
Let me get to
so I can make it up to you….. C’mere you
free says:
jeniefrumdabloc says: Nah it’s some serious things all kinds of weird bout this here story, You done sucked them off and u live to do it again
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that’s cause they really laid their heads back and fantasized….
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He literally “Bust it wide open” and they exploded and said “Uhh dont tell nobody…Let yourself out”
kycakes, did you supply pics of this extra dark jank and I missed out? I’m like Sandra; if you think the jank has model potential, send your best polaroids to pointhimout on yahoo dot com. thee will not be judged.
so I can make it up to you….. C’mere you
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Okay #lays back legs parted so
Question of the day: Do corpses ejaculate?
This is the funniest thing a heard all day…dunno Y. Ohh the possibilities!
pointhimout says:
kycakes, did you supply pics of this extra dark jank and I missed out? I’m like Sandra; if you think the jank has model potential, send your best polaroids to pointhimout on yahoo dot com. thee will not be judged.
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KDub says:
this guy was a cop in NC, cheating on his high achieving girlfriend. well, his side chick killed his main chick. do you know that guy has relocated to atlanta, ga and is a cop in college park, married?
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Jermeir Stroud
Bastid
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Thoughts on if women should be allowed to plead ‘not guilty by reason of ****timization’…i.e., the **** told me to do it
Kdub, yeah that’s him. when I’m watching some of these stories, I have to google and look for the actual stories cuz sometimes it’s just unbelievable. I was floored when I read he was a cop in college park, ga. that young lady was doing so much out so out of his league from the jump. the guy that found her was trying to help her but she was already gone.
granny clampit said my hair looks like Lucille Ball’s today
anyway whatchall tambout now tho?
I Go There says:
I explained that I was tired of playing Brer Rabbitt to his Tar Baby.
He said I was mean
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you aint shait….
and he was like “come and cuddle” knowing got dayum good and well cuddling was not on his agenda.
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C’mon, Son. It had been six weeks since we spoke and this mofo texted me at 4AM. I just happened to be up
It’s been six weeks and I have no idea who the fawk you been dippin and divin in…Naw…I’ll pass.
Besides, I got tired of just fcukin…naw mean? I’m not built like that to be ok with an occassional booty call. Trying to put the padlock on the Pcssy. I need to wait for the right one….
im typing dumb today…she was doing so much and SO out of his league from the jump.
I explained that I was tired of playing Brer Rabbitt to his Tar Baby.
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snucked (sneak fckd) .
pointhimout says:
kycakes, did you supply pics of this extra dark jank and I missed out? I’m like Sandra; if you think the jank has model potential, send your best polaroids to pointhimout on yahoo dot com. thee will not be judged.
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Naw @PHO
Trust, you wouldn’t even be able to see it with a high intensity flash…
Egg Plant peen
*In Dave Chapelle’s voice* DARKNESS
YESSSSSSS @Free. I am GLAD that ish happened to somebody else. I was told I couldnt HAVE no more kids due to fibroids…so I am all kinds of fugged up after the midnightime ahhh episode with mister…I am like Lord one of these fibroids must be growing. I make an appointment..they like well lets see…do the ultrasound..that dayum tech SHOT out the room. I thinking… where is THIS bish going
The only person available was the nurse practioner so here SHE come INTO the room.
Ma’am this is a baby we are looking at…
Me: I gotta go call Mister….cause… I am not sure how this happened
pointhimout i got what you were saying
@216 thanks for the warning. I mean, I like to see something hanging. no, i’m not a size queen.
@Choco no resistance there, huh?
@KyCakes (#177)
Me: I gotta go call Mister….cause… I am not sure how this happened
hehehe!
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I explained that I was tired of playing Brer Rabbitt to his Tar Baby.
He said I was mean
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you aint shait….
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C’mon, Son. It had been six weeks since we spoke and this mofo texted me at 4AM. I just happened to be up and he was like “come and cuddle” knowing got dayum good and well cuddling was not on his agenda.
It’s been six weeks and I have no idea who the fawk you been dippin and divin in…Naw…I’ll pass.
Besides, I got tired of just fcukin…naw mean? I’m not built like that to be ok with an occassional booty call. Trying to put the padlock on the Pcssy. I need to wait for the right one….
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Cuddle?… Dudes cuddle?
But yeah… calling at 4 am is only for one reason.
Thats late as hell. IF you not over by 245am there is not need to come.
You want that relationship shait huh?
time for my jog to krispy kreme. working out is important. back in a minute….
KDub says: I make an appointment..they like well lets see…do the ultrasound..that dayum tech SHOT out the room. I thinking… where is THIS bish going The only person available was the nurse practioner so here SHE come INTO the room.
Ma’am this is a baby we are looking at…
Me: I gotta go call Mister….cause… I am not sure how this happened
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that’s a great story, lol!! maaaan, i was happy as hell for that fibroid! it apparently grew along with the baby too. i never had any problems that people with fibroids talk about. it’s scary that something can be growing inside you and you don’t even know.
that young lady was doing so much out so out of his league from the jump
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Denita (girl who got killed…RIP) went to NC Central. We tried at the Raleigh paper to get her as an intern but she was so dag on GOOD another paper had snapped her up. But that was a huge trial here. The judge told his azz…you created the perfect storm and get to walk away.
The judge wanted to try his azz on something so fuggin bad I am sure his dack was hard. But Shannon Crawley…she did it without being pushed to kill Denita.
C’mon, Son. It had been six weeks since we spoke and this mofo texted me at 4AM. I just happened to be up and he was like “come and cuddle” knowing got dayum good and well cuddling was not on his agenda.
It’s been six weeks and I have no idea who the fawk you been dippin and divin in…Naw…I’ll pass.
Besides, I got tired of just fcukin…naw mean? I’m not built like that to be ok with an occassional booty call. Trying to put the padlock on the Pcssy. I need to wait for the right one….
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Cuddle?… Dudes cuddle?
But yeah… calling at 4 am is only for one reason.
Thats late as hell. IF you not over by 245am there is not need to come.
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i know a few that like to cuddle
but i do agree 4 am is when you’re trying to be sleeping not 
for no booty call that’s couple’s shat
Besides, I got tired of just fcukin…naw mean? I’m not built like that to be ok with an occassional booty call. Trying to put the padlock on the Pcssy. I need to wait for the right one….
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Dayum its soooo hard for me to keep the padlock…. I kno its mind over matter but a sister need something in this pink matter!!!! Im trying to stay on #teamlegsclosed
NaijaGal says:
KDub says:
this guy was a cop in NC, cheating on his high achieving girlfriend. well, his side chick killed his main chick. do you know that guy has relocated to atlanta, ga and is a cop in college park, married?
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Jermeir Stroud
Bastid
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Thoughts on if women should be allowed to plead ‘not guilty by reason of ****timization’…i.e., the **** told me to do it
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Ole boy brought the REAL GF to church and Ole girl was fked up from then on out… One chic dead the other In jail and he is out chillin.
@point @K-Dub @NaijaGal
THAT “Snapped” was Just TOO WILD Though… That Female was STR8 KRAZY and The YT Judge actually TRIED to Blame Dude (For Everything That Happen Though…)
@Ky
Blame it on RIO!
You want that relationship shait huh?
THis is me ^^^^ Is there something wrong with me becuz Im just wanting companionship and if that works we can build a relationship – I swear I keep checking myself like bish why don’t you wanna be married or have a boyfriend – MY ANSWER: It took to long to get a divorce and Im to old for a BOYFRIEND – I WANT A MAN
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Had to actually work, ya’ll still in here :popcorn
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
granny clampit said my hair looks like Lucille Ball’s today
anyway whatchall tambout now tho?
Hey I Love Lucy (no pun)
Anyway gurl, ION what deez heffas talm bout, but Im just chillin,,,Lookin at my reflection in my glass desk,,,Girl,,,I look good as fukk #IJS Most men couldnt pull of dark lip liner, but Im doin it well if I must say so 
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
C’mon, Son. It had been six weeks since we spoke and this mofo texted me at 4AM. I just happened to be up and he was like “come and cuddle” knowing got dayum good and well cuddling was not on his agenda.
It’s been six weeks and I have no idea who the fawk you been dippin and divin in…Naw…I’ll pass.
Besides, I got tired of just fcukin…naw mean? I’m not built like that to be ok with an occassional booty call. Trying to put the padlock on the Pcssy. I need to wait for the right one….
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Cuddle?… Dudes cuddle?
But yeah… calling at 4 am is only for one reason.
Thats late as hell. IF you not over by 245am there is not need to come.
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i know a few that like to cuddle but i do agree 4 am is when you’re trying to be sleeping not for no booty call that’s couple’s shat
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I dont cuddle UNLESS you have that ENGAGEMENT BRACELET on your wrist… and I dont hand those out to anyone.
there’s a boy I now
he is what i dream of
looks into my eyes
take me to the clouds above
ooh i loose control cant seem t oget enuff
when i wake from drewming
tell me is it really love
ohh how will i know, how will i know
happy bday whitney you are missed
Oh yeah I saw that episode of SNAPPED! TRIFE and KARMA IS A BISH
@ELOVE – cause he started the chain…chick had a choice, yes but the end conclusion would not have resulted had dude not ****ed out
ELove says:
@point @K-Dub @NaijaGal
THAT “Snapped” was Just TOO WILD Though… That Female was STR8 KRAZY and The YT Judge actually TRIED to Blame Dude (For Everything That Happen Though…)
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Right!! Wasnt the side chick a 911 operator or something??
ELove says:
@point @K-Dub @NaijaGal
THAT “Snapped” was Just TOO WILD Though… That Female was STR8 KRAZY and The YT Judge actually TRIED to Blame Dude (For Everything That Happen Though…)
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Yeah Judge say it was all on him… I bet dude cant even go back to that place…. The Dead GF was popular and had alot going for her.
Im trying to stay on #teamlegsclosed
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Y??? If you are grown and are smart and use protection and not thinning your walls from so much cock – why keep your legs closed ORGASMS MAKE YOU RADIENT LOOKING
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I explained that I was tired of playing Brer Rabbitt to his Tar Baby.
He said I was mean
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you aint shait….
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C’mon, Son. It had been six weeks since we spoke and this mofo texted me at 4AM. I just happened to be up and he was like “come and cuddle” knowing got dayum good and well cuddling was not on his agenda.
It’s been six weeks and I have no idea who the fawk you been dippin and divin in…Naw…I’ll pass.
Besides, I got tired of just fcukin…naw mean? I’m not built like that to be ok with an occassional booty call. Trying to put the padlock on the Pcssy. I need to wait for the right one….
_____________________________________________________________
Cuddle?… Dudes cuddle?
But yeah… calling at 4 am is only for one reason.
Thats late as hell. IF you not over by 245am there is not need to come.
You want that relationship shait huh?
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Yeah, I do…
But with him, he was allergic to relationships. I tried to make it easy on him. I told him let’s go out to dinner occassionally, or go see a movie. I wasn’t trying to claim him, but if the only time you call me is when you want some cut, yeah, a female gon’ get tired of that chit…
Between work, school and my teenager, it’s not like I was trying to be up his azz constantly, but if you don’t care enough to step outside the bedroom, I don’t care enough to keep allowing the panties to come tumblin’ down…
I dont cuddle UNLESS you have that ENGAGEMENT BRACELET on your wrist… and I dont hand those out to anyone.
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never heard of an engagement bracelet just rings… where would one find a bracelet as such?
THis is me ^^^^ Is there something wrong with me becuz Im just wanting companionship and if that works we can build a relationship – I swear I keep checking myself like bish why don’t you wanna be married or have a boyfriend – MY ANSWER: It took to long to get a divorce and Im to old for a BOYFRIEND – I WANT A MAN
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Usual Prime Suspect says:
Had to actually work, ya’ll still in here
Earn yo coinz girl,,,Them student loans will not pay themselves
22 yrs later why you still paying for dog grooming college is beyond me, but Ill be damned if you aint have fluffy lookin fly as fukk for his home going 
Damn I miss that dog,,,Talk about getting head in your sleep,,,Now of course he never gave me head, but the way he would nuzzle his wet snout in my anal area and sniff sniff sniff was indeed the best part of wakin up 
The fault of the killing is placed on the killer the other female #FUK DUDE – any woman dumb enough to kill for a man aint worth her life
And that Mississippi case had the same result…dude is chilling married to someone else…chick is doing 2 life sentences
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
I dont cuddle UNLESS you have that ENGAGEMENT BRACELET on your wrist… and I dont hand those out to anyone.
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never heard of an engagement bracelet just rings… where would one find a bracelet as such?
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Claires???
Naw I agreed with Judge Stephens. J. Stroud azz shoulda been found of SOMETHING. One girl dead…the other got LIFE…this fugga out living LIFE.
We used to FIGHT to go snatch THAT court report up everyday while that trial was going on. Something new came out EVERYDAY. I HONESTLY thought they was gonna find something to charge him with.
@KyCakes @I Go
IF She’s NOT ALREADY Here —-> 2:30am to 5:30am NO Dyck-Time HOURS
ORGASMS MAKE YOU RADIENT LOOKING
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*goes and calls hubby*
I dont cuddle UNLESS you have that ENGAGEMENT BRACELET on your wrist… and I dont hand those out to anyone.
HMMMM cuddling requires engagement – chit I cuddled all the time with my lover
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KyCakes says:
Yeah, I do…
But with him, he was allergic to relationships. I tried to make it easy on him. I told him let’s go out to dinner occassionally, or go see a movie. I wasn’t trying to claim him, but if the only time you call me is when you want some cut, yeah, a female gon’ get tired of that chit…
Between work, school and my teenager, it’s not like I was trying to be up his azz constantly, but if you don’t care enough to step outside the bedroom, I don’t care enough to keep allowing the panties to come tumblin’ down…
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cause if a guy is interested in having that with you, he’ll put the effort in…actions speak louder than words
Why is a dude coming over at 2:30a to fuk? What year is this – 2:30a he is either asleep or he has left – he aint showing up at 2:30a #CRAY
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
I dont cuddle UNLESS you have that ENGAGEMENT BRACELET on your wrist… and I dont hand those out to anyone.
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never heard of an engagement bracelet just rings… where would one find a bracelet as such?
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i wish a negro would give me some cheap stuff like that from claires 
Claires???
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Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
ORGASMS MAKE YOU RADIENT LOOKING
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*goes and calls hubby*
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Jem Is My Name-No 1 Else Is The Same-Jem Is My Name; JEM says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
granny clampit said my hair looks like Lucille Ball’s today
anyway whatchall tambout now tho?
Hey I Love Lucy (no pun)
Anyway gurl, ION what deez heffas talm bout, but Im just chillin,,,Lookin at my reflection in my glass desk,,,Girl,,,I look good as fukk #IJS Most men couldnt pull of dark lip liner, but Im doin it well if I must say so 
u got the vaseline filled in the middle?? it ONLY looks good with the vaseline!
but how yo boochie feelin today after that last incident
@Fay-la-la I’m still whip-less
Choco aka Hippie says:
Why is a dude coming over at 2:30a to fuk? What year is this – 2:30a he is either asleep or he has left – he aint showing up at 2:30a #CRAY
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Unless he is like the DJ in post sneaking and slobbing
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
I dont cuddle UNLESS you have that ENGAGEMENT BRACELET on your wrist… and I dont hand those out to anyone.
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never heard of an engagement bracelet just rings… where would one find a bracelet as such?
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Yeah… its just a Tennis Bracelet… I dont buy rings.
NEVER WILL.
SO the best a chic can do is take that bracelet
and the security code to the crib… thats all i got.
I think all dudes like to cuddle…
Is this not the case? (not talmbout cuttbuddies, talmbout relationships).
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Not all religions have “wedding rings” as the symbols, bracelets are (real ones, nice expensive ones).
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Ky
Blame it on RIO!
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Don’t blame it on the sunshine; Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Not on the good times….Blame it on the boogie
#MJWithTheRealNose
Choco aka Hippie says:
Im trying to stay on #teamlegsclosed
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Y??? If you are grown and are smart and use protection and not thinning your walls from so much cock – why keep your legs closed ORGASMS MAKE YOU RADIENT LOOKING
<—radiating
Iheart says:
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
ORGASMS MAKE YOU RADIENT LOOKING
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*goes and calls hubby*
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scheduled for 5:30 pm EST
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i wish i could schedule bay works nights and is 800 mi away!
@Fay-la-la I’m still whip-less
info@landofpure dot net
@Dancer
Im just saying those type of things happened when I was in my late 20′s – In my 40′s dudes coming over laying down wanting dinner watchn tv and chilln and being fat and lazy – even youngin didn’t come over that late
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I explained that I was tired of playing Brer Rabbitt to his Tar Baby.
He said I was mean
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you aint shait….
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C’mon, Son. It had been six weeks since we spoke and this mofo texted me at 4AM. I just happened to be up and he was like “come and cuddle” knowing got dayum good and well cuddling was not on his agenda.
It’s been six weeks and I have no idea who the fawk you been dippin and divin in…Naw…I’ll pass.
Besides, I got tired of just fcukin…naw mean? I’m not built like that to be ok with an occassional booty call. Trying to put the padlock on the Pcssy. I need to wait for the right one….
_____________________________________________________________
Cuddle?… Dudes cuddle?
But yeah… calling at 4 am is only for one reason.
Thats late as hell. IF you not over by 245am there is not need to come.
You want that relationship shait huh?
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Yeah, I do…
But with him, he was allergic to relationships. I tried to make it easy on him. I told him let’s go out to dinner occassionally, or go see a movie. I wasn’t trying to claim him, but if the only time you call me is when you want some cut, yeah, a female gon’ get tired of that chit…
Between work, school and my teenager, it’s not like I was trying to be up his azz constantly, but if you don’t care enough to step outside the bedroom, I don’t care enough to keep allowing the panties to come tumblin’ down…
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Hey there is nothing wrong with that.
IF thats what you want and he isnt with it… its best to move it along.
No need in staying if he’s showing you that.
Now lets cuddle
Yeah… its just a Tennis Bracelet… I dont buy rings.
NEVER WILL.
SO the best a chic can do is take that bracelet
and the security code to the crib… thats all i got.
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what about getting the ring tatted on the finger?
boochie
Should have followed home Dj Mister Cee…
@FAYLA
is great for your skin also 
Someone betta tell them – that
Igo so u sayin yeen gettin married? ever?
<–(long ago) used to say "8 is my size! That's my clothing size, shoe size, and ring size"
I used to receive alot of size 8 shatt
#memories
(for infomation purposes) Still a size 8
Choco
dancerbee93 says:
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
I dont cuddle UNLESS you have that ENGAGEMENT BRACELET on your wrist… and I dont hand those out to anyone.
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never heard of an engagement bracelet just rings… where would one find a bracelet as such?
*****
Claires???
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I Never thought about Claires
I could get em in Bulk there…
Now yall heffas getting a bullet and a bracelet for christmas…
@EGO
So you just gonna ignore my question – you guyz suck today! GREAT POST FOR THAT PHRASE HUH!
QbanVee says:
Should have followed home Dj Mister Cee
I Go There says:
Now lets cuddle
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Ok my future lover
Choco aka Hippie says: The fault of the killing is placed on the killer the other female #FUK DUDE – any woman dumb enough to kill for a man aint worth her life
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exactly. if being a hoe was a felony, we probably wouldn’t have many men left to work with.
@FAYLA
Someone betta tell them – that is great for your skin also
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strengthens your enamal as well
@FAY
Im a SEXUAL BEING I DONT FIND IT CENSORING Unless you are disrespecting your body and your soul – so to me SEX is a NECESSITY and I love most things that go along with it…. I like the taste of my man’s GOO!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Igo so u sayin yeen gettin married? ever?
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I think IGO would love to have a great Woman in his life…
As long as she ain’t naming her kid Kanye..
Sorry, homie. That chit still makes me
Choco what question… I didnt see it
exactly. if being a hoe was a felony, we probably wouldn’t have many men left to work with.
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Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Im trying to stay on #teamlegsclosed
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Y??? If you are grown and are smart and use protection and not thinning your walls from so much cock – why keep your legs closed ORGASMS MAKE YOU RADIENT LOOKING
<—radiating
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you know what??? you shooooooo right!!!! I love the fact that Im older now and kno exactly what I want and send the dude on his way….But why do men get so pissed when you do that??? They act like they cool with it until I get a text tombout" can we talk about y you gotta play me like that?? Thats all you want is my meat? I really like you" GTFOH u knew from the jump girly man!!
@Fay, No need for me to hit the inbox,
Im just being whiney 
I know you mailed it on Monday so I’m expecting it today or tomorrow 
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
Yeah… its just a Tennis Bracelet… I dont buy rings.
NEVER WILL.
SO the best a chic can do is take that bracelet
and the security code to the crib… thats all i got.
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what about getting the ring tatted on the finger
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Hell naw… and NO WAY
yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
what ya’ll tombout??
@ EGO
You want that relationship shait huh?
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THis is me ^^^^ Is there something wrong with me becuz Im just wanting companionship and if that works we can build a relationship – I swear I keep checking myself like bish why don’t you wanna be married or have a boyfriend – MY ANSWER: It took to long to get a divorce and Im to old for a BOYFRIEND – I WANT A MAN
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I know the question wasn’t posed for me – but lately Im like feeling like I have no feeling and Im so lovable – Im not hurt or bitter Im just like PICKY??? I dont know you give me your assessemnt from my statement above pls
Choco aka Hippie says:
@FAYLA
Someone betta tell them – that is great for your skin also
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Reading this made me “tingle”
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Igo so u sayin yeen gettin married? ever?
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Fay
I a woman comes along and its right Ill give it up in a heartbeat.
no questions asked either
BUT she would have to like women
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
Iheart says:
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
ORGASMS MAKE YOU RADIENT LOOKING
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*goes and calls hubby*
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scheduled for 5:30 pm EST
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i wish i could schedule bay works nights and is 800 mi away!
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Oh no
for you Razzle cause I know your pain all to well 
what about getting the ring tatted on the finger
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Hell naw… and NO WAY
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bishes be tripping
Forgive me Choco, i just cant..cosign “ahem” errythang..lil fayfay lurks SR & it’s just some sht u dont want to know about ur mom’s nahmean?
just like it’s sht about her i just DONT wanna know. like right now she’s still prolly waiting to consummate her marriage & they’ve been married 4 months
<—denial tea
you know what??? you shooooooo right!!!! I love the fact that Im older now and kno exactly what I want and send the dude on his way….But why do men get so pissed when you do that??? They act like they cool with it until I get a text tombout” can we talk about y you gotta play me like that?? Thats all you want is my meat? I really like you” GTFOH u knew from the jump girly man!!
And yes being grown has a lot to do with it and they get their feelings hurt and Im like 
WHAT IS WRONG?????????????????????????
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Shorty this is unreal – in the fact Im thinking just like you – but even more so cuz I called dude that bruised my effn thigh girly man!
bishes be lying
bishes be loco
@FAY
NO worries CHICA
Who lying Naija
*along with a gut punch*
u got the vaseline filled in the middle?? it ONLY looks good with the vaseline!
but how yo boochie feelin today after that last incident
wish i could schedule bay works nights and is 800 mi away!
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Oh no for you Razzle cause I know your pain all to well
thanks iheart i be having some looooooong cold nights….well up until our three y/o smothers me 
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Igo
BUT she would have to like women
explain please
free says:
If I remember correctly, she was working in the mortuary, saw the deceased had a stiffy and climbed on for a quick ride into the sunset.
She then got pregnant and tried to sue his estate for child support.
The judge shot her down….
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I have heard it all!!! This chit right here
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ EGO
You want that relationship shait huh?
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THis is me ^^^^ Is there something wrong with me becuz Im just wanting companionship and if that works we can build a relationship – I swear I keep checking myself like bish why don’t you wanna be married or have a boyfriend – MY ANSWER: It took to long to get a divorce and Im to old for a BOYFRIEND – I WANT A MAN
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I know the question wasn’t posed for me – but lately Im like feeling like I have no feeling and Im so lovable – Im not hurt or bitter Im just like PICKY??? I dont know you give me your assessemnt from my statement above pls
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IDK Choco I cant call it.
There’s nothing wrong with wanting that to some aspect we all do
but you have to start looking at the dudes you fk with… but if this is YOU not wanting this that might mean you just havent found that one you want to with
Or maybe the dyck aint good
@FAY
EGO is a SUPERFREAK – he wants his woman to sex other women so he can watch not even participate but just sit back and watch – not a lot of females like that IMO are wifey material – but what do I know! Really EGO doesn’t want to get married – so the liking girls is the stipulation most women can’t past…
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
wish i could schedule bay works nights and is 800 mi away!
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Oh no for you Razzle cause I know your pain all to well
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thanks iheart i be having some looooooong cold nights….well up until our three y/o smothers me
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I’ve *ahem* heard that skype sex is very helpful
Dancer
you know what??? you shooooooo right!!!! I love the fact that Im older now and kno exactly what I want and send the dude on his way….But why do men get so pissed when you do that??? They act like they cool with it until I get a text tombout” can we talk about y you gotta play me like that?? Thats all you want is my meat? I really like you” GTFOH u knew from the jump girly man!!
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HIS E Pooh
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i’m mad u done made me put on my bitniz hat for nuffin! 
Iheart
Choco aka Hippie says:
@FAYLA
Someone betta tell them – that is great for your skin also
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What now?
MsDivaRo says:
free says:
If I remember correctly, she was working in the mortuary, saw the deceased had a stiffy and climbed on for a quick ride into the sunset.
She then got pregnant and tried to sue his estate for child support.
The judge shot her down….
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I have heard it all!!! This chit right here
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*smoothie just got spit all on the computer screen*
NaijaGal says:
bishes be tripping
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Forgive me Choco, i just cant..cosign “ahem” errythang..lil fayfay lurks SR & it’s just some sht u dont want to know about ur mom’s nahmean?
just like it’s sht about her i just DONT wanna know. like right now she’s still prolly waiting to consummate her marriage & they’ve been married 4 months
I’ve wondered that before to the posters on here who have older kids if they read this blog because some of you all just make my day sometimes
iheart – I’m just saying stuff to pass the time…or am I
how you been sugah
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Igo
BUT she would have to like women
explain please
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Okay Fay
If I got with a chic and was going to spend the rest of my life with her certain things would have to take place. one of them being her being into women
Its not that I would want her to bring an extra chic into the Bedroom every night or weekend but I think Every so often when SHE wants… she would bring a chic in. I dont think that asking for much… and I will be ever so devoted to her.
Ho’boygurrrlllllllllllllllllllll
@EGO
IDK either – I don’t mess with a lot of dudes I have flings occassionally it may seem like it in on here but my sex life just got going its been a while and it has abruptly stopped…- the only one man I wanted to be with is my lover – I haven’t put much thought into making that happen so Im really confused but I won’t stress over it cuz nothings really wrong
@YALLCRAY it’s past the hairline…I wonder if she has some form of alopecia
lashellebelle says:
MsDivaRo says:
free says:
If I remember correctly, she was working in the mortuary, saw the deceased had a stiffy and climbed on for a quick ride into the sunset.
She then got pregnant and tried to sue his estate for child support.
The judge shot her down….
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I have heard it all!!! This chit right here
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*smoothie just got spit all on the computer screen*
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*hands Lashelle a washcloth to clean up her mess*
yallcrazy says: Whew yall I just saw Naomi’s hairline #MIA
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that shyt looks like an indian scalped head….
Let us know when you find “her” Igo
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Lil Fayla 
I see ya’ll talking about sex…
BISHES ARE DUMB!
Iheart says:
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
wish i could schedule bay works nights and is 800 mi away!
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Oh no for you Razzle cause I know your pain all to well
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thanks iheart i be having some looooooong cold nights….well up until our three y/o smothers me
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I’ve *ahem* heard that skype sex is very helpful
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we have tango on our phones but i have to be at work @0630 so i’m out by 9 or 930 sometimes lol poor me!
bishes be begging
bishes be igging
bishes be fronting
NaijaGal says:
bishes be lying
August 9, 2012 at 2:57 pm
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NaijaGal says:
bishes be loco
who did it???????
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@FAY
EGO is a SUPERFREAK – he wants his woman to sex other women so he can watch not even participate but just sit back and watch – not a lot of females like that IMO are wifey material – but what do I know! Really EGO doesn’t want to get married – so the liking girls is the stipulation most women can’t past…
*holds mic up to Igo* sounds like she’s on to something there sir, what say u
(? submitted by a lurker
)
Choco aka Hippie says:
Really EGO doesn’t want to get married – so the liking girls is the stipulation most women can’t past
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Who told you that… and you’d be suprised at how many women are into other women… AND its not like I want it all the time but if I want it… I can have that choice.
Naija & Free
That is a hot mess, if I’ve ever seen one.
BUT hey
she’s got a wealthy married boyfriend, so what do I know? 
@DIVA
A mans semen is good protein for your skin
@Fay, I sawry
My hair just misses tha whip 
< My hair without the whip 
@CHOCO you gotta ad be, you can’t be all grammatically correct ma’am
Who told you that… and you’d be suprised at how many women are into other women… AND its not like I want it all the time but if I want it… I can have that choice.
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I know! I know
free says:
yallcrazy says: Whew yall I just saw Naomi’s hairline #MIA
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that shyt looks like an indian scalped head….
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Dammit, Nay Nay
Okay Fay
If I got with a chic and was going to spend the rest of my life with her certain things would have to take place. one of them being her being into women
Its not that I would want her to bring an extra chic into the Bedroom every night or weekend but I think Every so often when SHE wants… she would bring a chic in. I dont think that asking for much… and I will be ever so devoted to her.
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you aint scared she may like her more than you?
Trendsetter says:
I see ya’ll talking about sex…
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good for the complexion…it goes on and on!!!
Sex with a dead corpse, adding another woman in the mix,
yallcrazy says:
Let us know when you find “her” Igo
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If I find her… I aint tellin you heffas shait
Ill just vanish and IGO will be GONE.
@CHOCO you gotta ad be, you can’t be all grammatically correct ma’am
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Huh? I have typos use improper grammar Im far from grammatically correct on here
Check back in later HMMMMP *kicks the carpet*
oh damn…lemme take back my greetings…
hey Ho’boygah
it looks dry 2day anyhoo…
@YALLCRAY – you think their role play consists of a ‘feed the children plotline’
‘chall talmbout???
you aint scared she may like her more than you?
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Nah thats y I call him EGO – he’s a tricky character! But you will know where you stand with him
Okay Fay
If I got with a chic and was going to spend the rest of my life with her certain things would have to take place. one of them being her being into women
Its not that I would want her to bring an extra chic into the Bedroom every night or weekend but I think Every so often when SHE wants… she would bring a chic in. I dont think that asking for much… and I will be ever so devoted to her.
ok. so u need a woman that’s extremely sexually liberated. (read freak until the day until the dawn)
i aint mad atcha playa. play on. it’s somebody out there RET nah the fits ur criteria
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
Let us know when you find “her” Igo
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If I find her… I aint tellin you heffas shait
See ya tomorrow playa 
Ill just vanish and IGO will be GONE.
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IHEART – ready to slam my head on this desk…I’m ready to go
bishes be reaching
Hi HIS
BISHES STAY ON DUMB CHIT
BISHES SIT IN THE BACKROUND AND CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THEY READ
BISHES AINT GOT NO LIFE
BISHES AINT EVEN TOP FLIGHT!
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freak until the day until the dawn
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Aww Fi, try Tylenol Cold pills
OKAY, I’m leaving for real
Bad Influence says:
oh damn…lemme take back my greetings…
hey Ho’boygah
it looks dry 2day anyhoo…
yallcrazy says:
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
Let us know when you find “her” Igo
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If I find her… I aint tellin you heffas shait
Ill just vanish and IGO will be GONE.
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See ya tomorrow playa
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Thats fked up… but yep same time same place
FEFE
<<<chuch-like cause you sick….awwww
BISHES AIN’T ISH BUT HOES & TRICKS
#dogpound
Yall know the rest
@Smurfette
Hey IGO
@Fay hola darling? where is everybody? *lip quiver*
*blows a kiss at you from afar*
Oh chit! y yall beefin??
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Fefe
<—lysol
how u doin hun?
Good morning!!
Sandra Rose said please don’t send any more morning glory submissions unitl further notice-Thanks
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yallcrazy says:
Let us know when you find “her” Igo
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If I find her… I aint tellin you heffas shait
Ill just vanish and IGO will be GONE.
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See ya tomorrow playa
yallcrazy says:
I gotta get some ish done now
Check back in later HMMMMP *kicks the carpet*
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bye yall!!
hey Fe
HIS
Fe-Fe
Fayla
HIS iono where errybody at bew
YSO
JMO
MIRS
LAKES & DIMPZ (we know where they at but we still miss them)
CFREE
DYMOND
HARLEM
PHRO
^^^
partial MIA list
@His
@FEFE *catches it, sanitizes it and puts it right on my lips* …but on the real, have you see a doctor…people say they go, get a shot and feel much better
bishes be medicated
@Fe & Honey
s
Terrell Owens just signed a one year, $1 million contract with the Seattle Seahawks and one of his 4 baby mamas wants to make sure he doesn’t fug it up…
Terrell Owens’ baby mama Samelia Miller has used her blog in the past to defend Terrell [click here if you missed that] and now she has some advice for T.O. in the wake of his new contract.
Samelia writes,
Dear Terrell,
The Man upstairs has seen it fit to provide you with another opportunity to do what you love and enjoy. He’s provided you with another chance that so many others would never get and do not get. For what it’s worth, my advice to you is:
1. Learn to abandon the arrogance.
2. Check your ego at the door. Have fun with game day celebrations and touchdown moments.
3. Think before you speak and remember to watch what comes out of your mouth. The world is WAITING for you to say the wrong thing, so be smarter then them.
4. Remember what you have been through and what you are dealing with now. It’s time to exemplify what humility is and show the world – don’t talk about it, be about it.
5. Keep only positive people around you
So, at this time, I want to say CONGRATULATIONS to Terrell on getting this chance. So, Continue to try to do what’s right and show the world you can be not only a great athlete, but also a parent and a man. EVERYDAY!
bishes be medicated
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
Okay Fay
If I got with a chic and was going to spend the rest of my life with her certain things would have to take place. one of them being her being into women
Its not that I would want her to bring an extra chic into the Bedroom every night or weekend but I think Every so often when SHE wants… she would bring a chic in. I dont think that asking for much… and I will be ever so devoted to her.
——
you aint scared she may like her more than you?
______________________________
Im scared of alot of things
1. Neck Tatts
2. Women that dont like to wear Garders
3. Women that wont suck dyck
4. A women loving me an then leaving
BUT a chic liking someone more than me isnt one of them.
I tend to set the bar HIGH
I smell ENVY and YOU STINK!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Terrell Owens just signed a one year, $1 million contract with the Seattle Seahawks and one of his 4 baby mamas wants to make sure he doesn’t fug it up…
Terrell Owens’ baby mama Samelia Miller has used her blog in the past to defend Terrell [click here if you missed that] and now she has some advice for T.O. in the wake of his new contract.
Samelia writes,
Dear Terrell,
The Man upstairs has seen it fit to provide you with another opportunity to do what you love and enjoy. He’s provided you with another chance that so many others would never get and do not get. For what it’s worth, my advice to you is:
1. Learn to abandon the arrogance.
2. Check your ego at the door. Have fun with game day celebrations and touchdown moments.
3. Think before you speak and remember to watch what comes out of your mouth. The world is WAITING for you to say the wrong thing, so be smarter then them.
4. Remember what you have been through and what you are dealing with now. It’s time to exemplify what humility is and show the world – don’t talk about it, be about it.
5. Keep only positive people around you
So, at this time, I want to say CONGRATULATIONS to Terrell on getting this chance. So, Continue to try to do what’s right and show the world you can be not only a great athlete, but also a parent and a man. EVERYDAY!
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He needs to get a copy of this letter on his person AT ALL TIMES
@Throb
*ahem*
Im scared of alot of things
1. Neck Tatts
2. Women that dont like to wear Garders
3. Women that wont suck dyck
4. A women loving me an then leaving
BUT a chic liking someone more than me isnt one of them.
Arrogance can be attractive at times
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Choco
@DIVA
She was real sweet about and yes that needs to be his daily inspiration
Hello FE
I see that your under the weather maam ?
@Throb
That I am…but ehh, it’s a part of life…
Im scared of alot of things
1. Neck Tatts
2. Women that dont like to wear Garders
3. Women that wont suck dyck
4. A women loving me an then leaving
BUT a chic liking someone more than me isnt one of them.
I tend to set the bar HIGH
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i meant sexually but i guess that can be thrown in there too with that answer. keep it set high dont lower it or you’ll be disappointed
Choco aka Hippie says:
@DIVA
She was real sweet about and yes that needs to be his daily inspiration
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All she said was the TRUTH!!! Not too many get chances like that…he better make it DO WHAT IT DO and shut the HELL UP ( in MADEA’S voice)
He needs to get a copy of this letter on his person AT ALL TIMES
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FeFe says:
@Throb
That I am…but ehh, it’s a part of life…
__________________________________________
What can I do to make you feel better?
Damn it Gina, it is not even 3:00 yet!
I need some damn chocolate….Damn it 
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
@Throb
That I am…but ehh, it’s a part of life…
__________________________________________
What can I do to make you feel better?
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I Go There says:
FeFe says:
@Throb
That I am…but ehh, it’s a part of life…
__________________________________________
What can I do to make you feel better?
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bishes be sharing
IHeart!!!
Rihanna was recently dropped as the face Nivea skin care because of her raunchy image but she just signed a three year deal to promote tourism in the Barbados.
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
Im scared of alot of things
1. Neck Tatts
2. Women that dont like to wear Garders
3. Women that wont suck dyck
4. A women loving me an then leaving
BUT a chic liking someone more than me isnt one of them.
I tend to set the bar HIGH
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i meant sexually but i guess that can be thrown in there too with that answer. keep it set high dont lower it or you’ll be disappointed
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Oh so you were asking If she would want the woman more than me Sexually?
Nah Im not worried about that either.
AN if a woman took her I would be cool with that… I look at it as this… I cant compete with a fking woman I dont have the same equipment or anything. Out touch is not even the same. SO if a chic took my chic… I can live with it.
Hola @ohoney
Auntie just said on her Twitter….no more morning glory submissions until further notice
MsDivaRo says: Auntie just said on her Twitter….no more morning glory submissions until further notice
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yall kneegroes done hurt her feelings!!
I’m so bored
MsDivaRo says:
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*smoothie just got spit all on the computer screen*
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*hands Lashelle a washcloth to clean up her mess*
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