Morning Wood: Ryan Lochte (by request)
A loyal reader writes:
Hey Sandra,
I usually never get jealous, but when I saw all these pics of K. Michelle and Ryan Lochte I was sooo envious at the possibility that he could be dating her under the radar. I mean it’s rare that you find a Caucasian man with money, super attractive, and SWAG. Most Caucasians have 1 of the 3 mentioned. I’ve been watching the Olympics for Ryan only. He is soooo FINE! Ryan Lochte is soooo my type. Those grills in his month when he won the gold medal make me think K. Michelle might be his type of girl. Can you do a morning wood on Ryan Lochte on Monday lol
I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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:deazd: uhhhhh these pics do nothing of any wood for anybody
is that his child?
OK 1-3, her liking a man w/a grill wasn’t disturbing?
I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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Lawd, I am…
No that is his sister son.
I think he’s cute…
Where these loyal readers come from. Envious of a man you wouldn’t have with or without KMichelle possibly dating him.
nah i just think that comment stood out the most lmao Ms Sandra is on a roll this morning lol
@Anna I couldn’t get past the tiptoes through the tulips line!
If she’s from the south some chicks down there like that 
Sandra, it’s too early, please don’t force us to. “TULIPS.” I CAN’T.
I do think Phelps is sorta advanced in the arts. You know who’s some sexy talent though? Cullen Jones, Bailey track guy (pretty ass), Tyson Gay (ass just wont QUIT). oh and T’erea Brown. She was in her lane and my first thought was damn she’s pretty.
I prefer Nathan Adrian…
Damn is your loyal reader okay – jealous, grill in his mouth, k michelle his type
#OVERKILL
Hope I didn’t but she def sound in lust!
ugh i cant stand a man with foreign objects in his mouth like that! so unattractive. #teampearlywhites
Speaking of Ryan, I’m starting to hate TMZ for their phuckery. Y r they so quick to point out ryan’s mom’s house is being foreclosed on? That’s so tacky of them. I’m all for entertainment, but when you’re making a point to humiliate people, I can’t deal. They knew who not to try; Ms. Jackson if you nasty. She aint having it.
very nice body
…although apparently he’s a whore who pees in the pool 
Sandra I am going to use this phrase from now on! Used in a sentence:
Girl, he is fine, why are y’all only friends?
Me: Umm I’m gonna need you to recognize when a man tiptoes through the tulips before you end up like Janet in For Colored Girls!
He is a looker tho – but ION about all that other stuff
Maybe its just me but I don’t see what’s so special about him.
I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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Never heard of it put like that
Watching Martin. Anyone believed that Martin sexually harassed Gina?
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
ugh i cant stand a man with foreign objects in his mouth like that! so unattractive. #teampearlywhites
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IKR!! I always lean back from dudes with things in their mouth..I always feel like their mouth gonna smell like funk from 40,000 years ago
@LoveZOE
NOPE thats why she fell off for a bit
@sandrarose YOU A MESS AND A HALF GIRL!!!
But umm Yeah thanks for the post!!
#ICare
Naija- you ready for the closer tonight? We find out the leak.
lovezoe says:
Watching Martin. Anyone believed that Martin sexually harassed Gina?
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NO!
Before she got married they were all on each other…but as soon as she said I do to Duane Martin that’s when she claim that mess
pointhimout says:
Sandra, it’s too early, please don’t force us to. “TULIPS.” I CAN’T.
I do think Phelps is sorta advanced in the arts. You know who’s some sexy talent though? Cullen Jones, Bailey track guy (pretty ass), Tyson Gay (ass just wont QUIT). oh and T’erea Brown. She was in her lane and my first thought was damn she’s pretty
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Cullen and Bailey are cute…Tyson reminds me of Tank…and me don’t likey Tank….
Choco, Trend that’s what I figured. I thought she just wanted out her contrwct
I am so glad Sanya Richards Ross won! She is such an amazing talent!
*tip toes through the tulips w/ ryan*
I believe Martin did it. And you can tell he was high as a kite during the last season.
Where is his trunk? I know water causes shrinkage but I’ve seen bigger wood on Joseline.
LOVEZOE – I can’t wait for The Closer…I’m nervous but excited…and I never for once believed that Martin sexually harassed her…she just wanted to get out of her contract cause she thought she was going to be a major movie actor…see how that worked out for her
I like Phelps better…something about wierd looking men just turn me on
Naija- we are leaning towards Gabe because of him dating that law student. He said he tells her everything. Maybe he worked out a deal or something or wouldn’t it be crazy if she was the leak? Can’t wait
Secret says:
I believe Martin did it. And you can tell he was high as a kite during the last season.
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the oohweeee
He look ight. I don’t like pink things…:hurl:
One of the reasons I can’t watch white porn. Sandra, can we get a DAVID OLIVER morning wood. Now thats my type of man!
DonotDelete – Team Phelps all the way. Ryan has too much upper chest for me, I like slender but built like Phelps
For the record, Lochte is not Caucasian, he is a Cuban kid, born and bred
LOVEZOE – I think Gabe too especially since he’s not going to be on the new show and it would cut deeper than Pope’s ole trifling ass
I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips
cute! But peein in the pool???
ain’t that much cute in tha world.
Naija- I will be heartbroken if its him. It seems like him because like you said Pope is too obvious
@lovezoe
watching it also, I don’t think he did. I had heard that when her and Duane got together he was not feeling all that closeness they had on screen and she was trying to get out of her contract. I’m sorry but one could not tell me they weren’t a couple in real life. But he was definitely riding high the last season
I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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Sounds like something Choco would say. :lmao:
Morning CHoco
Yeah I think Martin was high, but I think they were also humping
medal make me think K. Michelle might be his type of girl.
Me no likey him no more.
What’s with this huge font on mobile?
I always lean back from dudes with things in their mouth..I always feel like their mouth gonna smell like funk from 40,000 years ago
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My brother has a gold toof. One day he was in a car accident and the gold came off (the car flipped). When looked inside the “cap”
THAT SH!T LOOKED AND SMELLED LIKE “DEFF”! 
@LoveZoe
Yeah her Pam and Martin stayed high on the set – I was mad at the way she chose to do it – and no one believed her
he doesn’t do it for me
he’s not ugly but i don’t find myself swooning over him
he kinda seems like a douche from the interviews i’ve seen
What’s his face is alright. Nothing to write home to mama about…
prynn, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, u got me smelln the gold toofus decay
candibfly says:
he doesn’t do it for me he’s not ugly but i don’t find myself swooning over him
he kinda seems like a douche from the interviews i’ve seen
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funny. cuz i thought he sounded like scrappy.
<<– massengil
now that fine ass ryan bailey
yes lawd!
and I also figured Tisha lied b/c to this day her and Pam are cool…Pam and Martin are cool…my best friend is not gonna stay cool with a dude that sexually harassed me for 5 seasons
I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans
the show wasn’t as good when apple head and martin couldn’t be in the same scene
He just doesn’t do it for me.
The Morning glory first pic reminds me of Brandy in the eye area.
Morning Everyone!
comments are off for the
can’t wait !
she’s a pretty girl, but I thought the same thing
I wanna be downnnnnnnnn
She looks like an alien. That’s not Morning Glory…that is Morning Regret.
(Am I safe since she is not a child, an old person, Tiny, or Monica?)
#TEAM NERVOUS
ya’ll left me ‘lone downstairs
@Boogie I thought the morning glory was nice, in plus I appreciate her for not bustin’ it wide open in the shots i.e. tootin’ that thang up
The morning glory has the unique face of a model…love her almond shaped eyes but the pic where it looks like she’s looking at her cooch is a
Morning Glory upstairs has a nice facial structure and I like that she has all of her clothes on.
hiz mama done tole ya’ll black gals to stay away from him….
as for the morning glory… getcho education!
Fayla- I fonted you downstairs with a ?
you ain’t never lied…the show became awkward after she left and that series finale episode was just ugh
Martin is a clown
Ole girl in the Morning Glory post is cute…wish her the best
I heard K. Michelle’s interview this am on the Breakfast Club…I like her…
I think Morning Glory is very regal and pretty
hiya FayFay !
whipped my do this wknd for the first time ! thx, cuz yea, they was ON yagurl 
*smelln like wrigley’s .. AND pops came into town, so i gave him some twists. he def feeln himself 
we appreciate u 
She Looks like Paul
Gigi – I did too…she’s great…I appreciate a woman that’s honest in her flaws
Don’t know if this has been disucussed but, why isn’t there any info in the post about his parents going into foreclosure but we have to hear about Gabby’s mom filing bankruptcy???
Afternoon all
I’m feeling the loyal reader. Ryan does it for me as well. I love white guys with swagger. Thanks for picking a girl that at least looks like she could be a model for Morning Glory. Her bone structure is on 1000 even though the photo shoots are cheap and she sent pics where her makeup and hair were the same instead of showing versatility.
She Looks like Paul
SMDH
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gg, naij — i was in and out so i missed most of it. all i heard is she KNOWS joe is a woman. what else was she talkn bout ?
morning glory is pretty
<—–did NOT request his shat…i still think he looks like the craigs list killer or sum shat…
Zakias socks and shoes are bothering me..
On topic though: nice looking young man who doesn’t do not a damn thing for me.. and I like white guys (not as much as my gorgeous black men but I’m trying to be more open)
wuddup Choc ? !
any stories for us ? 
Zakia or whatever is pretty, you could’ve left her comments on lol
BOOGIE – she went into details of the fight with her and Memphitz…sad…she talked about her record deal…when you have time you should listen to the whole interview…I thoroughly enjoyed it…she was honest, admitted she’s not innocent and so forth…I hope she makes it
The edges on the girl morning glory are concerning me. Pretty girl though. Love her facial features.
BAD ‘FLU
*purify me* 
Anybody seen the snippet for the DIVAS show on TV1…it’s gonna be juicy
and umm I’m late and all but @Love I never believed it either. I think she just wanted out and so she took the trifling way
Morning glory is a definition of black beauty… #teamzakia
@Naija is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that i’m feeling….? <—the Bob Marley versoin
i'm gonna check that show out..
NaijaGal says:
BOOGIE – she went into details of the fight with her and Memphitz…sad…she talked about her record deal…when you have time you should listen to the whole interview…I thoroughly enjoyed it…she was honest, admitted she’s not innocent and so forth…I hope she makes it
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o ok. interesting. will take ur advice and listen when i get to tha crib. thx.
I did too…she’s great…I appreciate a woman that’s honest in her flaws
She’s straight up no chaser and that is rare especially in the industry.
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And the fact that she would choose a family over the music business…she seems real authentic
Boogie: you should take a listen, it wasn’t a gimmick interview…realest shyt she said was that she didn’t have a brand and that is real to me because she’s grinding. She’s still a work in progress but is headed in the right direction.
prynsexxx says:
I always lean back from dudes with things in their mouth..I always feel like their mouth gonna smell like funk from 40,000 years ago
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My brother has a gold toof. One day he was in a car accident and the gold came off (the car flipped). When looked inside the “cap” THAT SH!T LOOKED AND SMELLED LIKE “DEFF”!
<—— the toof AND the smell
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ok GG. willdo. i’m really interested now. thx gals.
the glory chic has really nice bone structure
BoogieNites says:
hiya FayFay !
whipped my do this wknd for the first time ! thx, cuz yea, they was ON yagurl 
*smelln like wrigley’s .. AND pops came into town, so i gave him some twists. he def feeln himself 
we appreciate u
awww sookie nah! did u give ‘em some play?
tell Pops i said yw & the same to u. thank u much!!
& a good afternoon to whomever i have not fonted to today. i’m mostly out of it today
ZoeZoe i sawwy, what’s the question love? i need u in my txt box sug! *hint*
He could get it!
Auntie…these regular folk Morning Glory need to have the comments on so they can get real public opinion…
and not some artificial sense of validation…..
If they think they have what it takes…stop removing the risk of disappointment…(not saying your current glory is ugly or anything) this is just in general for all the regular folks who think they got what it takes…
*steps off shoebox*
FAY- IM gone dm you the digits on twittah. ? is my daughter has dead hair, should i cut it?
awww sookie nah! did u give ‘em some play?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!! my pops, as in, my biological father (my pappy), FayFay
now Sandra you can say that Ryan tiptoes thru the tulips….if that tulip is me!!!THAT thing is something ‘nother sexxy…..AND RYAN BAILEY….made me sit up in the bed last night!!! da hell… lil 23 yr old got me misting…..CHHHUUUUCCCCHHHHHH