Taraji P. Henson’s Wardrobe Malfunction On “Anderson Live”
Actress Taraji P. Henson was the celebrity guest on “ANDERSON LIVE” today. Taraji’s dress was bursting at the seams and she had to be literally sewn into her dress on the set. Anderson brought his dog out to sit-in for Taraji while her stylists worked frantically on her dress backstage.
Anderson Cooper: Oh, my my… You are literally being sewn into your dress.
Taraji P. Henson: It happens. It happens a lot. And, um…
Anderson: Wow! Do you bust out a lot like this… so to speak?
Taraji: I’m a real woman with curves honey.
Anderson: I like that!
Taraji: Um, yeah, it happens a lot. Unfortunately, you have these designers who make these incredible pieces of wardrobe but they put these really cheap zippers in.
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Anderson Cooper know he don’t want none of that!
Taraji is that Bitch
i Like Taraji…
“HE DONT LUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH MEEE NOO MOOO!! ”
I LIKES THIS MIJA!
yeah Taraji is my girl crush
gotta luv Yvette
I’m here early!!!! Whose dog is that under the anchor cart though? Taraji is cute!
Sofia Vargaras busted out her chit at the Emmy’s
#ethnicgirlproblems
Don’t blame the designers. Blame your own ass for not getting it a size or so bigger. You looked cute though Taraji.
Hayyyy Taraji!
@Laker
“Imma find me a man boo boo, a man, and not a lil that lives at home with his mama. NOW kiss… MY ASS!”
5 seconds later she’s getting plowed.
I dvr’d this. Can’t wait to see it. Taraji is on my list!!
Taraji should totally get one of those med mary jane passes.
69 says:
@Laker
“Imma find me a man boo boo, a man, and not a lil that lives at home with his mama. NOW kiss… MY ASS!”
5 seconds later she’s getting plowed
IM GUILTY OF THIS TOO.. BE MAD AF GET SHUT UP BY SOME GOO DACK OR 
BISH BE FORGETING WTF SHE WAS MAD ABOUT :ashameD:
10 SECONDS AFTER THE PLOWING SHE WAS IN THE KITCHEN COOKING
Taraji is cute!
@LakeShow! I spoke to you a couple times but I pro’ly be in the wrong post. Yall move too quick!
Taraji looks nice and all but I dont agree with her decision to have her boy sit out a semester of college…
Sounds to me like the dress needed to be a size or two bigger…
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
I
taraji!
@Nikke, i didnt even get why she did it in the first place. i mean im sure theres a reason n all but i just didnt get it
I like her
The word is FORM FITTING…
not FORM SPLITING!!
Get it together ladies!
NaijaGal says:
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
boy if i was crooked…. I love her
I can’t call it with the school thing…I assume he was being an ass and she had to show him where the money is
I love that lil fish eyed fewl!
@Laker
@NikkeMinxx says:
Sounds to me like the dress needed to be a size or two bigger…
Yup, and then tailored to her body… She too big a star to be having these problems. Who’s her stylist?
Me likey how natural her makeup looks and she looks beautiful
“you always said you wanted somebody there with you… well you got your wish…Get the fk off my porch”
Damn Jody
NaijaGal says:
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
^^^^
when he rode off on that bike I died a lil on the inside….
so people be polite and shat showing they got manners by speaking, but folks don got fancy on SR. duly noted, heffas
“HE DONT LUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH MEEE NOO MOOO!!
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lot of bustin going on around this piece :computer: Logs back off
hey 69bew
Crooked even?
69
IM TELLING JUU AND EVUR SINCE A BISH LEARNED TO “JUST PUSH BABY ITS OK” 
NIKK OH OTAY MAKING SURE I BE IN AND OUT ALL FUKN DAY TOO SO LET MAKE UP **HEEEHEE**
You gone get yo ass in there an make them tacos right?
SuthernBelle4 says:
so people be polite and shat showing they got manners by speaking, but folks don got fancy on SR. duly noted, heffas
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WHERE YA BEEN @SuthernBelle???
Suthern
these mofos aint shiat…
sho aint..
oh
Yes crooked.
Usual
NaijaGal says:
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
______________________________
“My shiat smell good dont it”
Ive been out here slinging these dresses
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
_________
Baby Girl – You know you not allowed to say people real name up here, now everry body knows, IGO’s real name. But who is Yvette?
I hate yall gonna make me watch Baby Boy.
A hunnid thousand years after the fact. 
SamIAMnotHAM says:
NaijaGal says:
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
^^^^
when he rode off on that bike I died a lil on the inside….
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him and that damn bike
SuthernBelle4 says:
so people be polite and shat showing they got manners by speaking, but folks don got fancy on SR. duly noted, heffas
Umm I was busy crocheting and thangs
SuthernBelle4 says:
so people be polite and shat showing they got manners by speaking, but folks don got fancy on SR. duly noted, heffas
__________________________
Hey Boo!
Taraji is cute. I am not mad at her school decision at all. Wish I would have sat out a semester, my ass wouldnt have flushed money down the toilet. Its not the end of the world its a semester and he will graduate
Suthern!
*slathers lotion on OTBs gravi box*
#helpful
Oh Cali
Southern Hey Hunti
Usual Prime Suspect says:
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
_________
Baby Girl – You know you not allowed to say people real name up here, now everry body knows, IGO’s real name. But who is Yvette?
*HOLLERS*
IGo, I know you love me. I also know you **** other girls. I don’t like it, but I know you. So just be real with me. Man, you gone be honest or what?
How about the friend talmbout “you, you gone find me a job?!”
SUTHERN!!
Cause I’m polite and have manners.
Yvette is rough lookin…..so i’ve heard.
NaijaGal says:
IGo, I know you love me. I also know you **** other girls. I don’t like it, but I know you. So just be real with me. Man, you gone be honest or what?
Igo:
But I Love YOU!
@cali-what??????????????????
Usual Prime Suspect says:
Yvette: You been fcuking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your ****
________
Baby Girl – You know you not allowed to say people real name up here, now everry body knows, IGO’s real name. But who is Yvette?
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Brenden?
<—Never seen Baby Boy and probably never will.
NaijaGal says:
IGo, I know you love me. I also know you **** other girls. I don’t like it, but I know you. So just be real with me. Man, you gone be honest or what?
IGOTTASTAYOFFTHISBLOG!!!!
It’s Dysfunction at it’s best Yso!
“you always said you wanted somebody there with you… well you got your wish…Get the fk off my porch”
Bish
Let me go glam up. Damn yall.
@BAD
“Rough looking” leaves a lot of women from here to chose from, no?
@Baby Girl – Damn, why you go there, he goes by Vette, no Yvette. Wrong person.
@Gypsy – I really don’t know myself, just play along.
SUTHERN
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im trying to be shat today!!
@yso- i hate yo…kinda
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Brenden?
Usual Prime Suspect says:
@Baby Girl – Damn, why you go there, he goes by Vette, no Yvette. Wrong person.
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*sniggles* my bad
Yvette is Taraji in baby boy!
THIS WHOLE FUKN BLOG INCLUDING THE OWNER ARE BYPOLAR AF!
**PASSES OUT MEDS**
Naija, Bad and MissH…
I could agree if he started and flucked u and she pulled him out, but she made him sit out the starting semester to get a jog, see what struggle is and learn to stand on his own two feet… Uhm, yeah, if he made it to college freshmen and dont already know whats up sitting out the starting semester isnt gonna help with that. ESPECIALLY since he still lives at home.
YSoSrs says:
SUTHERN!!
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hmph, ION think you spoke to me today!!!
YSoSrs says:
@BAD
“Rough looking” leaves a lot of women from here to chose from, no?
AWW SHAIT NOW AND OLDIE BUT GOODIE FROM FAB CHIP TOOTH **HEEEHEE**
I can’t really explain it
I’m so into you now
I wanna be more than a friend to you now
When they ask, I mention my babygirl in the interviews now
And I don’t bring the problems from the 90s and the 2 thou
There’s no reason to have a friend or two now
’cause the kid’s ready to tell you how he feels and a few vows
Maybe I speak in general now
But girl, I’m gonna do whatever just to keep a grin on you now
Where I roll, they wear bikinis in the winter too now
What you think about tan lines on the skin of you now?
Why wouldn’t I wanna spend a few thou
On fifth ave, shopping sprees and them dinners to chow
I ain’t concerned with other men with you now
As long as when I slide up in you, you growl
And any dude with you, he better be a kin to you now
And I ain’t jealous, it’s the principle now
I’m so into you
I really like what you’ve done to me
I can’t really explain it
I’m so into you
I really like what you’ve done to me
I can’t really explain it
I’m so into you
Come on ma
It’s more than a flashing
I would’ve traded it all in orderly fashion
My villa in Florida we crashing
So um Suthern come up in here busting chops and then dont reply????
GET CHO LIFE WITCH!!!!
I lubs ya’ll so much
I hope everybody been doing good, and not feeling Kizzy on the plantation.
Never saw 1 curve on her! She still my girl though
MY FAV SCENE IS WHEN MAMA AND THUG ESSTEP PAPPI ARE DOING IT FROGGY ESSTILE HE COOKING BREEFAZT NAKID
http : // apps.npr. org/ early-voting- 2012/
^^^^with no spaces.
GO here yall! See where you need to go to Early Vote!
@DIRO
I didn’t? Well I am now. Hello.
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
THIS WHOLE FUKN BLOG INCLUDING THE OWNER ARE BYPOLAR AF! **PASSES OUT MEDS**
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<—————Not me
@Ms. Fash I sawry boo, lol. They been working me like Kizzy
YSoSrs says:
@DIRO
I didn’t? Well I am now. Hello.
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Well hi there!!!! I even asked if ju was following me on twitta…no response back!
@MsDivaRo sorry mama, who that purty baby in your pic!
OLDIE BUT GOODIE
MsDivaRo says:
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
THIS WHOLE FUKN BLOG INCLUDING THE OWNER ARE BYPOLAR AF! **PASSES OUT MEDS**
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<—————Not me
We know your role on here MsDiva
Give me my meds. Im selling them.
NIKKE I still dont see a problem with her decision for her child because he grew up in a diff situation then we did. Bottom line he is going to school it is but 3-4 months. Every parent has diff styles and know their children better than those who are not his parents. Now if it was my child he would know that sacrifice prior to college but again I am not a working actress in hollywood so I have time to spend with my child before he got to college. Not a bad thing and he still will earn a degree
#96
i HATED that fuggin song…
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
THIS WHOLE FUKN BLOG INCLUDING THE OWNER ARE BYPOLAR AF! **PASSES OUT MEDS**
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I dont want your damn meds Lakes, but I will take one of those Chris Brown prescriptions
@Suthern
:hey: It’s been a long time!!
MsDivaRo says:
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
THIS WHOLE FUKN BLOG INCLUDING THE OWNER ARE BYPOLAR AF! **PASSES OUT MEDS**
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<—————Not me
@OTB, i got a question tho…
Bad Influence says:
#96
i HATED that fuggin song…
Cuz he was talmbout what’s her name
:stilllaughing: @oldie but goodie
Mmm?
Ok, what states yall in. Imma post yall ish!
WE NEED to early vote yo!!!
YALL AND OTB SEE JMO WOULD OF APPRECIATED THIS.. THAT DAM SONG CAME OUT WHEN I WAS IN THE HIGH ESSKOOL PUTAS AINT NO TWO YEARS AGO.. IS IT? **PUTS BLUNT DOWN**
who got meds, ya’ll know I can sell them to the rich white kids at the school. #profit #getrich #boutthatlife
Off Topic: I have no rhythm at all for a “black girl” but if I ain’t up here moving in my seat to my Celia Cruz pandora
@DIRO
I’m not following you. Gotta find you. You better be as funny and/or ratchet as you are here if I do.
TY
HERE THIS HAS A “F!CK IT IN THE BUCKET” EFFECT ON JUU! 
NIKKE
basically I said all of that to say there are other things people should be up in arms about (not saying you up in arms) Ummm did you know you have to sign up to download any porns on pornhub and spankwire not that it stopped me IJS 
Georgia
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Friday, Sept. 21.
Early in-person voting begins Monday, Oct. 15.
Georgia Voting Information
(404) 656-2871
http: // www. sos.ga . gov /elections/
^^no spaces.
hetero’s call themselves straight
so crooked i would be for this woman herr!
gypsyeyes says:
Yvette is Taraji in baby boy!
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Yeah, we know. *giggles
Gotta go pick up the kids but came in to say FUGG OTBIZZLE FOR THAT GRAVI!!
Hey Ms. Harlem
Did you say peope have been holding each other in their arms.
TEXAS
Absentee voting began Saturday, Sept. 22.
Early in-person voting begins Monday, Oct. 22.
Texas Voting Information
(512) 463-5650
http: //w ww. votetexas. gov/
SuthernBelle4 says:
@MsDivaRo sorry mama, who that purty baby in your pic!
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Hey hunni, that’s my granddaughter!
Otb,
your gravi reminds me of my oldest daughter when she was a baby, I was one of those young mamas who kids had every barette (sp) color that was in they clothes and didn’t have that much hair
my mamma would be take every out by the time we visited and left
**STARTS DOING THE DIABETIC DOUGIE AFTER THis ALMOND BAR OF HERSHEY**
They be like smooth (what?)
Can you teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
‘Cause all the bitches love me (aye)
All I need is a beat that’s super bumping
And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gonna be on you when they see you hit that dougie right
Ain’t nobody ****ing with my bro from morningside
He goes by bubba and he hits that dance with thunder
I ain’t from Dallas but I d-town boogie
I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me
I leave the function and all the ladies tryna screw me
You just do you and I’m a do me (all day)
Niggas love to hate so they try to screw me
Bitches be stuck to me, I think they tryna glue me
I make the party shine bright when it start to booming
This beat was bubble gum so I had to chew it
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
All my bitches love me
All my, all my bitches love me
All my bitches love me
You ain’t ****ing with my dougie!
My name is young!
For the dudes who don’t know me
I know I’m from the West but I can teach you how to dougie!
Step up in the club and all these bitches bug me
All the niggas dancing and none of them know me
I hear the crowd screaming like “Aye! get it brody! ”
So I’m on my shoulders and I take it real low
They like “How you do that? “, he can dougie on the floor
And when that nigga stop they like “Dougie, some more! ”
I’m like a nigga kinda tired so, I pass it to the bro!
M-bone! Show these cats how to do that down south dance
That we learned a little too fast and bought it to the hood
And got the whole crew asking…
CALI!!
SIS!!
Out. —>
Usual Prime Suspect says:
gypsyeyes says:
Yvette is Taraji in baby boy!
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Yeah, we know. *giggles
*sits on fingers*
yallcrazy says:
MsDivaRo says:
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
THIS WHOLE FUKN BLOG INCLUDING THE OWNER ARE BYPOLAR AF! **PASSES OUT MEDS**
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<—————Not me
We know your role on here MsDiva
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I knew this chit right here was coming!!!
oh u got heart yung ninja. look jodi he got heart. ok little ninja im not gonna knock u out like ur punk a** boys, butttt imma whoop yo a**. Who’s ur daddy? who’s ur daddy?
JACKSON, that fuggin gravi yo
Minnesota
Absentee voting began Friday, Sept. 21.
Minnesota Voting Information
(651) 201-1339
http: //www. sos. state. mn.us /index. aspx? page=134
Yso you out?
is that nownlataz.. stuck on the back of his head..?
New York
Absentee voting begins Tuesday, Oct. 2.
New York Voting Information
(518) 473-5086
http: // www. elections. ny. gov/
CALI
silly
*pats hair* How rude.
OTB
your gravi takes me back to the chick who put jolly ranchers as barettes in her daughter’s hair
@YALL
You really gonna post every state for early voting? You know there’s like 50 of them right?
Ohio
Early voting begins Tuesday, Oct. 2.
Ohio Voting Information
(614) 466-2655
http: //www. sos. state.oh. us/ sos/ elections /Voters. aspx
Idk if y’all had already discussed this but have y’all seen the ‘ad’ of Samuel L. Jackson’s “Wake the Fcuk Up!!”
FUNNY YET THE TRUTH!
@ya’ll – I got call to go to PA, (Key Battle sSate) Unforunately, my bills said no. 4 years ago, me and my mama walked door to door. I’m just give 5.00 more dollars and vote.
Jackson meet me in ur text msgs. i wanna talk 2 u bout Ace Hood with the duby wrap
Ms Divaro
Do you like Pink Moscato? I got it as a gift and haven’t opened it yet. It came in a leopard wine bottle case. I remember what IGO said about the animal print so I haven’t touched it
Lakes
i woulda thunk at least you woulda been appreciative, seeing as we have a love for BOWS on our chirrens!
We got more than 50 states Yso
But NOPE! I’m only posting where I know some of these hookers live, since they ain’t shouted out their state and ish
PLUS the battle ground states. We got lurkers Yo!
my mamma would be take every out by the time we visited and left
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GOD BLESS YOUR MAMA
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
Idk if y’all had already discussed this but have y’all seen the ‘ad’ of Samuel L. Jackson’s “Wake the Fcuk Up!!” FUNNY YET THE TRUTH!
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just watched it…I die…LAWD I lubs me some Uncle Jackson
@CALI
Am I out? Of the closet? Of meds? Of my mind? No. No. Always. :grins:
Got so many shades, they thought I had a lazy eye.
DOES DA BAWS BLOG WITH US? 
mr.papa john sir
Shorty rode me smooth as my mercedes ride.
No love, cry when only babies die.
And when I go that casket, better cost a hundred thou.
I pray to God I look my killer in his eyes.
Snatch his soul up out his shirt, let’s take him for that ride.
O.g. is one who standin’ on his own feet.
A boss is one who guarantee we gone eat.
**** a blog dawg cause one day we gone meet.
I’m a spazz on yo’ ass like I’m on E!
Or a double stack, better nigga, double that.
Jerry jones money nigga, you a runnin’ back. <<
Hershall walker, bo jack, ricky waters,
Better run that dope back.
BOSS!
And I put that on my maybach.
Fo' hundred thou, bitch you wish you saved that..
It came in a leopard wine bottle case. I remember what IGO said about the animal print so I haven’t touched it
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Yeah just throw Igo’s name around, you get mad points for that.
HIS FUKK YOU IM BOUT TO THROW MY PHONE AWAY!!!
Right after I text you another!
Bad Influence says:
JACKSON, that fuggin gravi yo
having flashbacks of the girl in 5th period gym barettes used to be every damn where 
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@Yso – You can check all of the above for me.
OTB
I found a picture of her with them and she look like she sayin help 
I was was young shot me (not really) but….
I still apologize to my baby til this day and she grown
@SAM
I think as long as you don’t wear the leopard print wine box to drink Henny you should be okay.
OTb fo a min i thought thats what they were
.. brought back memories “NO HAIR.. 4 BOWS.. RUFFLES.. IN THE SUPAMAKET.. BYMYSELF!”-KEVIN HART VOICE
Naija
That little girl was TOO hurt :lmao:
@usual why?
CALI
Pennsylvania
Absentee voting begins Tuesday, Oct. 23.
Pennsylvania Voting Information
(717) 787-6458
http: //www. votespa. com /portal/ server. pt? open= 514&objID=1174088&parentnam e= ObjMgr &parentid =7&mode=2
Voting by Absentee Ballot
If you are unable to attend your polling place in person on Election Day, you may be eligible to vote by absentee ballot. To vote by absentee ballot, a voter must apply to the County Board of Elections for an absentee ballot. The County Board of Elections will send a paper absentee ballot to the voter. The voter then completes the ballot and returns it to the County Board of Elections.
In Pennsylvania, the County Board of Elections must receive your application for absentee ballot no later than 5 p.m. on the Tuesday before the election. In emergency situations (such as an unexpected illness or disability) you can submit an Emergency Application for Absentee Ballot, which must be submitted no later than 5 p.m. on the Friday before Election Day. Completed non-emergency absentee ballots must be received by 5 p.m. on the Friday before Election Day.
In presidential election years, absentee ballots received by the close of the polls on election day will be counted for the offices of president and vice president.
Make sure you’re registered before you apply to vote by absentee ballot. You can confirm your registration here.
What I need to know about voting by Absentee Ballot due to the Voter ID Law
New identification requirements take effect in November 2012.
Voters must provide drivers license number, last 4 digits of Social Security Number, or a copy of an acceptable photo ID when applying for an absentee ballot.
Voters may provide identifying number to county over the phone, by email or mail.
Identification will be verified by the county board of elections before the voter’s ballot will be counted. Voters have 6 days following an election to provide the necessary identification.
UOCAVA voters and voters affected by the Voting Accessibility for Elderly and Handicapped Act are exempt.
YALL
THANKS MAMA!!
YSoSrs says:
@SAM
I think as long as you don’t wear the leopard print wine box to drink Henny you should be okay.
I thought that was a code or something… I’m like what you tryin to say 
^^^^^
Oh
<—obviously this lady is terched.
The fukka who took the pic is the ass. 
OMG NOW I DNT BLAME’EM…
i hate u OTB, i swear i dooooo
*Dj Khaleds voice* IM SOOOOO HOODDDDDDD
Florida
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) begins Tuesday, Oct. 2.
Early in-person voting begins Saturday, Oct. 27.
Florida Voting Information
(561) 656-6200
http: // election. dos .state. fl. us/
<—Floridian. Uber important state
Have to watch us tho.
Iowa
Early voting began Thursday, Sept. 27.
Iowa Voting Information
(515) 281-0145
http: // sos. iowa. gov/
MICHIGAN BOO BOO
French Kisses
Long time….
See errybody later. PUSH THE VOTE YA”LL, I gotta go back to work : (
New York
Absentee voting begins Tuesday, Oct. 2.
New York Voting Information
(518) 473-5086
http: // www. elections. ny. gov/
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Thanks!! I’m doing this bright and early since DC doesn’t have any voting rights!! I votes with my home state
*watches as tumbleweeds roll on by*…this is what happens when the drama starts before high noon
OTB, that’s why we should early vote! They can’t steal them votes
They get counted earlier
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
MsDivaRo says:
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
THIS WHOLE FUKN BLOG INCLUDING THE OWNER ARE BYPOLAR AF! **PASSES OUT MEDS**
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<—————Not me
JUU PART OF THIS FUKD UP BLOG SO YES JUUU ARE!! BUT I STILL LUBS CHEEW! OR WHAT JUU DONT WANT TO BE PART OF THE FAMIILIA #BIPOLABREAKDOWN
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Naw yall crazy azzez are my e-familia and i lubs juuu too
Gigi26 says:
Thanks!! I’m doing this bright and early since DC doesn’t have any voting rights!! I votes with my home state
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still can’t wrap my head around that ish…crazy
Milky says:
MICHIGAN BOO BOO
Hey Beautiful People….
@CALICALI
@yall Norf Carolina, I wanna say Pres. Obama’s 1st term was the 1st time since Jimmy Carter that the great state of Norf Carolina voted for a democrat
where K Dubb she know.
@OTB your gravi scare me cause them the hookas who use to be mean to me cause I had hair on my head and the didn’t
DAM DID ERRBODY LEAVE? I BORED
I LIKES ME SOME JCOLE BUT NOW THAT I HEARD HE TRIED TO BEEF WITH SESSY YOUNGING 
DIGGY HE LOST SESSY POINTS 
NEW JERSEY BOO BOO!
So true Naija.
Hi Beautiful People
Michigan
Absentee voting began Saturday, Sept. 22.
Michigan Voting Information
(888) 767-6424
http:// www. michigan. gov/sos /0,4670,7-127-1633_8716_8728—,00. html
FRENCH
HOLA MIJA
anybody seen the beauty and the beast parody called ‘Beauty and the Beat’…get it in your life please
OTB please let that chick some Whip…. she needs growth badly.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!
COMO ESTAS? HOW ARE THE BEBES?
Laker
You want VA or Maryland?
OMGosh
Hony!
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, “How’d you like to waste some time?”
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn’t believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said, “Sign your name on the dotted line”
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Nikki
HONY!!
@NAIJA
I’ve seen it.
Yall is not kind.
Honycoatd – nice to see your font
YSO – what did you think?
Hey Yall… Do Maryland… Even though we know they going blue 15 minutes after the poll closes… It’s sometimes GREAT to live in a BLUE State.
@Naija yes and then when the little girl was like “WAKE THE FKCU UP!!!” she looked so angry! lol
the granny and pappy was trying to get they
on when they busted up in the room
@Y’all just hookin everybody up with the voting info huh doll?
thanks @yall. u gonna make sure all these Bishes vote. u go girl!
Im stangy with the whip.
Some of these gravis are extremely ugly and terrifying…
Ms. Brown Skin Beautiful Naija… I have a new obsession in Naija films… I think I am going find a duplicate of Ramsey.
@MILKY
Darling Nikki is in my top 5 fave Prince songs.
French KI$$E$ says:
NEW JERSEY BOO BOO!
NC coming up…
Come back nicki come back
Jeez i love that movie, when he singin that song and does those three humps in the air on that pianer… I would stoop down for some prince lovin
IMA BEEEAT THAT PUUUZZAAY UH UUUH UUUUP!
HONY MY LOVE
@LAKES
lets drink why not!
Ummmm FIANCE text ma’am
North Carolina
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Thursday, Sept. 6.
Early in-person voting begins Thursday, Oct. 18.
North Carolina Voting Information
(919) 733-7173
http: //www . ncsbe. gov /content .aspx ?id=132& s=132
still can’t wrap my head around that ish…crazy
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I guess because its technically in the middle of two states? Or the fact that its the Nation’s capital? Idk but it truly sucks and since I live there now and not in MD anymore I just rather be on the safe side and vote with NY, even though the Pres is gonna win.
you
but then you asking folks to vote early *WHATEVA*
YKYCFTO
Darling Nikki is in my top 5 fave Prince songs.
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mine too!
School Teacher Ms. crazy… How have you been besides Blessed? Hope all is well with you and the little man in your life…
OTB hi darling… How are you and the troops?
Everyone Basically I hope all is well with you all.. just jumping in here to holla.
Honycoatd says:
Some of these gravis are extremely ugly and terrifying…
Ms. Brown Skin Beautiful Naija… I have a new obsession in Naija films… I think I am going find a duplicate of Ramsey.
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he’s def a fan favorite…have you seen Madam Success…that one is something else
NJ & Maryland coming up
@SAM
How far would you have to stoop down? You better not be another leggy Amazon or I can’t speak to you anymore.
I was thisclose to His Majesty at his concert that YallCrazy went to.
FRENCH
IM DOWN! LETS GET ALL KINDS OF FAWD UP!
IS THAT UR LIL MIJA IN THE GRAVI?
HONY LINDA JUU DON’T SEE ME!
Oooh lala Kisses… How are you Ms. stranger? I see your still on the beach…
Hi Ms. Brightness Gigi
@Yall…send Illinois and Alabama…posting on my Facebook
New Jersey
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Saturday, Sept. 22
New Jersey Voting Information
(609) 292-3760
http :/ /nj. gov/ state/ elections/voting-information. html
just noticed Anderson’s dog is curled up and sleeping under the desk…awwwww cute *I still don’t like dogs though*
Milky says:
Darling Nikki is in my top 5 fave Prince songs.
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The SR youngins dont know about Nikki…we added Purple Rain to the gift bags
@HONY i stay on the beach 24/7 i want to be with the ocean!
How are you babes?
NaijaGal says:
just noticed Anderson’s dog is curled up and sleeping under the desk…awwwww cute *I still don’t like dogs though*
Maryland
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Friday, Sept. 21.
Early in-person voting begins Saturday, Oct. 27.
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Friday, Sept. 21.
Early in-person voting begins Saturday, Oct. 27
Maryland Voting Information
(410) 269-2840
http: // www .elections. state.md. us/
So it’s better to vote early?
All of my purple life
I’ve been lookin’ for a dame
That would wanna be my wife
That was my intention main
If we cannot make babies
Maybe we can make some time
Fcuk so pretty, you and me
Erotic City come alive
We can fcuk until the dawn
Makin’ love ’til cherry’s gone
Erotic City, can’t you see?
Fcuk so pretty, you and me
Gotchew TY! Coming up
i stay on the beach 24/7 i want to be with the ocean
ITS SUPER RELAXING I MISS THAT SOO FUKN MUCH ALL WE GOT IS NAWSSTI ESSTINKY LAKES
Hi Ms. Brightness Gigi
Hony darling
how are you and the children doing? Miss ya fonts round these parts
@TY I was banned from watching Purple Rain when it first came out. Wasn’t allowed to watch it until I went to college. When I first saw it I was like… you wouldn’t let me WATCH this?
French KI$$E$ says:
So it’s better to vote early?
a lot less hassle and def shorter lines…I do it all the time
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lol @ Ms. Purple and Gold… The pic threw me off… How are you and the babies?
You are too beautiful to be scaring people with that pic you got up. I thought it was a chicken in a hat.
So many new names…
YSO and the boys.. How are those little ones and yourself of course?
Im so glad Im not a part you losers drama
This is the difference betwixt a rich successful businessman and lonely old spinsters 
Im so glad I took the money I got from that class action lawsuit against Dennys in 1994 and put it to some good use,,,Praise Xenu,,,Life is good 
Hey Yall,Fayla,Frenchie and the rest
We are well Hony. Much love to you and yours
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
i stay on the beach 24/7 i want to be with the ocean
ITS SUPER RELAXING I MISS THAT SOO FUKN MUCH ALL WE GOT IS NAWSSTI ESSTINKY LAKES
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I’m always amazed that people swim in those nasty lakes…Lake Lewisville
Alabama
Absentee voting began Thursday, Sept. 27.
Alabama Voting Information
(334) 242-7210
http :// www. sos.state. al. us/ elections /default. aspx
Frenchie
Now do it!
YSO
I’m 5’5 I like to wear heels. I think I’m taller than prince but I would take my shoes off and get on my knees
did that sound dirty
I’m still getting pics and videos I’m like okay I get it you went
She did invite me tho but I wasn’t going to Chicago to see prince only if I got backstage and some breakfast the next morning
*still wonders what brenden looks like
*
hush Brendan
@BRENBREN hey hey
Honycoatd says:
lol @ Ms. Purple and Gold… The pic threw me off… How are you and the babies?
You are too beautiful to be scaring people with that pic you got up. I thought it was a chicken in a hat.
@ Kisses
I have been good, working much early and more intensively so not much time to parlay around this neck of the woods.
Good to see some regs still around… seemed to me its a newbie take over in here.
@ Naija
I will check it out… I watch Naija or Ghana ones like everyday lol… Some of them are really funny. Give me some good ones when you have the chance so I can check it out. I sign up with a few sites so I watch all kinda different ones.
Illinois
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Thursday, Sept. 27.
Early in-person voting begins Monday, Oct. 22.
Illinois Voting Information
(312) 814-6440
http: // www .elections .il. gov/
@HONY
We are doing fine thank you. How a bout your crew? How the latest addition doing?
NaijaGal says:
IGo, I know you love me. I also know you **** other girls. I don’t like it, but I know you. So just be real with me. Man, you gone be honest or what?
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You aint shait for that
You want the Truth alright here it is
I love you Yvette you got my son and you prolly gon be my wife
But I fk other hoes on the side time to time… I dont why I do I just do it
Now there some honesty for you ass
obviously you cant deal with so dont fk with it.
Ooh, ooh, ho, ho, ho
Baby, yes, oh
Until the end of time
I’ll be there for you
You own my heart and mind
I truly adore you
If God one day struck me blind
Your beauty I’d still see
Love’s too weak to define
Just what you mean to me
From the first moment I saw you
Ooh, I knew you where the one
That night, I had to call you
I was rappin’ till the sun came up
Tellin’ you just how fine you look
In a word, you were sex
All of my cool attitude you took
My body was next
@Naija my old supervisor got an extremely bad ear infection…it started bleeding while he was at work cause he was swimming in a lake
Maryland
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Friday, Sept. 21.
Early in-person voting begins Saturday, Oct. 27.
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) began Friday, Sept. 21.
Early in-person voting begins Saturday, Oct. 27
Maryland Voting Information
(410) 269-2840
http: // www .elections. state.md. us/
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Right on time with the reminder – I filled out my absentee app but never mailed it
still wonders what brenden looks like
Ive been told I resemble Ms Ross the boss,,,Mahogany era,,,Not that ol heffa trottin down the yella brick road in the Whiz
Milky I love that song…
One of my fave Prince videos was alphabet city his hair was glorious
Naija joe pool lake
been there twice second time i seen a MOFUKN DIRTY PAD IN THAT FUKN WATER I WAS FUKN PISSD OL NAWWSTI MOFUKAS! 
Natasha38 says:
@TY I was banned from watching Purple Rain when it first came out. Wasn’t allowed to watch it until I went to college. When I first saw it I was like… you wouldn’t let me WATCH this?
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I saw it a thousand times but didnt appreciate it til I was a teenager. Great music and the freak of all freaks in heels
Afternoon peeps
California
Early in-person voting begins Sunday, Oct. 7.
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) begins Monday, Oct. 8.
http :// www. sos. ca. gov/ elections/
There WAS NO PHONE NUMBER FOR THIS ONE.
Thanks Yall
Lakes…
You should let him join Cub Scouts if you have the time to do a few activities with him until he is 11 and can go to Boys Scout… I am thinking of getting mines in scouts, I just hate camping and outdoor stuff unless its running or exercising and such so trying to find someone willing to take them for me.
Ms Brenadanaaaaaaaaa gosh I miss your fontness…How you been chunkybabes?
Ty says:
Natasha38 says:
@TY I was banned from watching Purple Rain when it first came out. Wasn’t allowed to watch it until I went to college. When I first saw it I was like… you wouldn’t let me WATCH this?
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I saw it a thousand times but didnt appreciate it til I was a teenager. Great music and the freak of all freaks in heels
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i thought that was prince some one was upthere “singing” Purple Rain was not all that bad…just a :boob: shot here and there
MOFUKN DIRTY PAD IN THAT FUKN WATER I WAS FUKN PISSD OL NAWWSTI MOFUKAS!
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When I would spend summers with my grandmother in Chicago the lake stayed closed I was like what’s the point!!! My cousins would be like people be pissin (and they dog)s in the water makin the bacteria level high every since they told me that I was no thank you
@SAM
I’m only 5’3 so I would have that far to stoop myself. Guess that’s why I stay in SR dirt.
I almost went to the Prince concert but couldn’t work out the babysitting and wasn’t sure he would live up to my expectations anyway.
hi @dancer.
AWW SHAIT NOW THIS FO MY PYT JMO!
Huh…here i go yall
ok what is in () is what is being said in tha back ground…
Some of the words i DON’T know and IF YOU DO PLEASE TELL ME
Let’s get down
[Baby:]
Birdman! (lady’s and gentlemen) mm-huh!
Jazzy Fizzle product-shizzle my nizzle. oh boy! wit lil bow wizzle (bow wizzle)
Ay…ay, I see you wit shorty huh. Take her to tha mall pimp! (ah-huh)
[BOW:] Okay!
[BABY:] show me how lil man roll! (ooowwee!)
[BOW WOW VERSE 1:]
I know this chick named Nicole
They call her boochie
didn’t wanna shop nowhere but Gucci (but gucci)
And Burberry and Prada was her style (ok)
I’m tryin to tell yall that shorty could get down (uh-wow)
Conversations Amazing
In my phone, shorty’s in heavy rotation (4-sho)
Thinkin to myself like, this is the one
Broke her down, told shorty how to do this hun! (4-sho)
Neva gave her tha cold shoulda’
if she’s in the benz, I let her take ova’ the Rova (vrrm-Vrrm!)
Then it’s off to the movies, tell her
i’m like austin, Let’s get Groovyyyy!
From tha movies to tha crib
Git her keys for ya heard that’s what I did, And! (ok)
I’ll find me another one
more interesting, more fun
Tha pimping just begun!
[Chorus]
[BOW:] It’s really, really nice to meet cha’ ma (what’s hap’nin)
I’m really,really diggin yo style (yo style)
Say you wanna go chill wit a balla huh (bow weezy Baby!)
Let’s get Down!
[GIRL:]
it’s really, really nice to meet ya boy
ya know i’m really diggin yo style
ya know i wanna chill with a balla so
Lets get down!
[BABY:]
Ay! I see what cha doin’ lil bow wow (uh-huh)
Ya had a date.
Ya did that. Now I want you to go world wide with it.
East coast, west coast, mid-west, and down bound.
[BOW WOW VERSE 2:]
I know this girl named Cindi (ok)
loves to rock Fendi (wow)
when she leaves the mall
the stores is all empty
Eastcoast, New York, my up town chic (wow)
I see her when i cruiz the park and 106 (holla)
Next…Her name is Ra’nette (ghetto chic)
she lives on the west side i hit the L.A.X (ok)
I’m so impressed by the way that she dress (she got gear)
She walks like a model, the girl is so fresh (so fresh)
I got a few of them, here’s what I do to them (what chu’ do?)
take ‘um out, try to teach somethin new to them (hah-ok)
It’s no thang, when you heavy in the game
I got anotha’ one who loves th mid-west swang! (st, loi-e)
She’s from the show-me state
So i showed her the BM a quater to eight, hey! (do yo thang)
I know you caught on late
but that’s 7:45
Now shorty,now let’s ride
Hop in the wip!
OLDIE BUT GOODIE!!!
DONT FIGHT IT!
I love you Yvette you got my son and you prolly gon be my wife
But I fk other hoes on the side time to time… I dont why I do I just do it
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Now the truth is out. Tell us more
TYddybear!!!
You lookin good girl,,,I see youve minimized the makeup ever since Sandra posted that story on the bearded lady 
Thats right girl,,,Everybody has whiskers,,,The truth shall set you free!! THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE 
@ OTB
Glad to know everyone is doing well and such…
@ YSO
We are great and she is coming along quite beautifully… I might be able to finally adopt her by the end of the year if the state finishes with their investigation… I can’t wait to get them out of my life.
SAM ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT OCEAN BREEZE FEELING THE SAND IN UR FEET
IM GOING GOING BACK TO CALI CALI!
Tennessee
Absentee voting began Saturday, Sept. 22.
Early in-person voting begins Wednesday, Oct. 17.
Tennessee Voting Information
(615) 741-7956
http: // www. tn. gov/ sos/ election/ bymail. htm
And Lakes… Yes that is my 5 yr old N’Jah
*shudders* @The “State” Boogity boogity Boo.
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE BEST ACTOR & ACTRESS AWARD GOES TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*AUDIENCE CHEERS ON*
BEST ACTRESS – NaijaGal
BEST ACTOR – I Go There
Hey Cali
I love the new haircolor,,,Strawburry blond really suits you 
From a distanced you look like a plus sized Opie Taylor, but its very becoming 
I want some noodles. Chicken. The store brand.
@HONY
I was sooo glad to get the state out of my business…Lawd.
Missouri
Absentee voting began Tuesday, Sept. 25.
Missouri Voting Information
(573) 751-2301
http: //www. sos.mo. gov/ elections/ s_default. asp ?id= voters
HONY THATS WHAT I DON’T LIKE I HATE BUGS BEING HOT..
@Yso – Don’t talk about PRINCE like that. I scennt him in 89, when he was still drying humping. So maybe you may not have liked him now, but don’t talk about him. THANKS
TYddybear!!! You lookin good girl,,,I see youve minimized the makeup ever since Sandra posted that story on the bearded lady Thats right girl,,,Everybody has whiskers,,,The truth shall set you free!! THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE
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Where is my damn bat
IGo dont forget to thank me in your speech <_<
<—Hates the beach.
And Lakes… Yes that is my 5 yr old N’Jah
***awwwww look at da lil munchkin*** I guess the myth is true,,,2 ugly parents make a beautiful child
Hey girl 
YSO
I don’t think you stay in dirt your font is consistent you either like it or don’t.
Now he wouldn’t live up or reach up to your expectations
I think he the right height for some stuff 
just put your leg up on a stool
Washington, D.C.
Absentee voting begins Monday, Oct. 1.
Early in-person voting begins Monday, Oct. 22
Washington, D.C. Voting Information
(202) 727-5324
http :// dcboee. us/
When I would spend summers with my grandmother in Chicago the lake stayed closed I was like what’s the point!!! My cousins would be like people be pissin (and they dog)s in the water makin the bacteria level high every since they told me that I was no thank you
that’s nassy 
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so this is why my mother would never allow me in the water
BREN
I Go There says:
NaijaGal says:
IGo, I know you love me. I also know you **** other girls. I don’t like it, but I know you. So just be real with me. Man, you gone be honest or what?
___________________________
You aint shait for that
You want the Truth alright here it is
I love you Yvette you got my son and you prolly gon be my wife
But I fk other hoes on the side time to time… I dont why I do I just do it
Now there some honesty for you ass
obviously you cant deal with so dont fk with it.
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I don’t EVER want to hit a point in my life where I actually feel comfortable or okay saying: “I know you love me. I also know you **** other girls. I don’t like it, but I know you.”
My rendition: “I know you fukk other girls, and I’m gon’ KILL you, muthafukka!”
Connecticut
Absentee voting begins Friday, Oct. 5
Connecticut Voting Information
(860) 509-6100
http :// www. ct. gov/ sots/cwp /view .asp? a=3&q=4 15810
I love the beach. I hate the sand tho. i just be straight perplexed.
I saw it a thousand times but didnt appreciate it til I was a teenager. Great music and the freak of all freaks in heels
^^^^^^^^^
When my daughter first saw Prince, she was like he’s gay… I was all Don’t get it twisted boo, that’s a FREAK and ALL the women lurves him…
I think we’re done.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da
If I was your girlfriend.
If I was your girlfriend.
So, boy you wanna leave your girl cause you want me to be your girl.
So I just laugh out loud I said I hope you can handle what I can do for you, let me break it down.
If you were my boyfriend you would never have to mess around cuz you would be satisfied with the love that I’m putting down.
If you were my boyfriend them boys would be so envyous, it would be so fabulous, if I was your girl.
(Chorus:)
If I was your girlfriend, you’d get what your lookin’ for.
If I was your girlfriend, all the girls would want you more.
If I was your girlfriend, I would love to love you boy.
If I was your girlfriend, you would never need another.
@ OTB
The State of Florida sucks when it comes to adoption for neglected children… If the mom does not sign over her rights, its takes too long for them to finally take them away from her. Even though they are giving me nothing for her…She will, however, have college paid for. I foot the bill for everything but they want to stay in my business and pop up at my home anytime they wanna without notice sometimes.
Cali aint worth a damn!
Ain’t worth the screen her font is printed on!
New Mexico
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) begins Tuesday, Oct. 9.
Early in-person voting begins Saturday, Oct. 20.
New Mexico Voting Information
(505) 827-3600
http : //www. sos. state. nm.us/ Voter_Information/
@BreBre aka Vette – So glad to see you around this parts. I know you busy working and get rid of infections, following up behind “JODY” but you “Still number one in my book.”
Glad you like the new hair color, what about my eyeshadow and pearls.
Is that Hony??? Where u been woman??
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
When I would spend summers with my grandmother in Chicago the lake stayed closed I was like what’s the point!!! My cousins would be like people be pissin (and they dog)s in the water makin the bacteria level high every since they told me that I was no thank you
Phucking around and catch some shyt at the lakefront 
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so this is why my mother would never allow me in the water that’s nassy
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I thought everybody knew that the Lake was just nice to look at
PRINCE IS SOO PURRTY AND FRAGILE AND FREEKY LOOKIN ALL IN ONE
Arizona
Early voting begins Thursday, Oct. 11.
Arizona Voting Information
(602) 542-4285
http :// www. azsos. gov/ election/
At a VERY low point in my life I said that @Sass.
I said something to the effect of, “I know you doing it…just please keep it from me; dont let me find out..” 
#sads
Dude saved me though. He was like, “listen I dont ever want that kind of woman…”
Thank God for growth.
I want some noodles. Chicken. The store brand.
Youze a store brand luvin huzzy,,,Ill never forget you made me a bowl of honey nut ‘cheerios’ for breakfast on Fathers day,,,Was posed to be my day of pampering,,,Sh*t I ended up needing a pamper thanx to a mean case of the runs you gave me,,,Knowing damn well the cheerios mascot is a bee,,,Not two lil Mexican kids running thru a field of daisys
what you dranking mily
Razzle
I would look forward to that I think I’ve enjoyed the lake there twice. Eventually we just started going to the water park at Wisconsin Dells
Nevada
Absentee voting (“no-excuse”) begins Wednesday, Oct. 17.
Early in-person voting begins Saturday, Oct. 20.
Nevada Voting Information
(775) 482-8127
http ://nvsos. gov/index. aspx? page=71
@LAKEZ
But that’s what those that love him love about him. Prince can be alladat cause he Prince.
When my daughter first saw Prince, she was like he’s gay… I was all Don’t get it twisted boo, that’s a FREAK and ALL the women lurves him…
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Hey Laker,,,We funna git it this yur
Kobe only got bout 2yrs left,,,He goin hard in da paint 
YSoSrs says:
<—Hates the beach.
______________________
Rubix
You dont like shait…
Oh we good YSO
Monday, Oct. 1.
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*does backflip* My BIRFDAY!!
Carry on Yall darling
Ty says:
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
When I would spend summers with my grandmother in Chicago the lake stayed closed I was like what’s the point!!! My cousins would be like people be pissin (and they dog)s in the water makin the bacteria level high every since they told me that I was no thank you
maaaaan we never went all the time but the few times we went i would want to get in i’ve always loved large bodies of water…but she was like no you cant get in that nassy ol water no no and lord forbid me ask why 
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so this is why my mother would never allow me in the water that’s nassy
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I thought everybody knew that the Lake was just nice to look at Phucking around and catch some shyt at the lakefront
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@OTB
Yes, thank God for growth. It’s an abundance of men on this good ole’ planet named Earth. There’s no need for us to ever need to cope with sharing just ONE.
@ Yso
In all honesty, the process is so discouraging… If I knew it was all this hassle and expense, I may would have just *assisted her* to sign it over than to have the court take them away.
They want to know more than I remember on a regular basis. But I love her like as much as I love the ones I birthed. But I still want the State out of my business.
I am beat now
Yso
Tuesday night HE WAS THE SHYT!
If the mom does not sign over her rights, its takes too long for them to finally take them away from her.
Its sad Hony. Thats how these kids end up hurt and/or dead. My BD went thru the same thing with his little beige baby.
AMANDA his mama is a tragedy and BD is too! But they gave him a chance to get him. His dumb ass lets Amanda see him (she warnt suppossed to) and they snatched him from him (for that one offense!)
They didnt take him from Amanda until she had beat him black and blue..like she had about ten instances of neglect
Its a shame.
GG, what state you need?
Good job Yall
OutsidetheBox says:
I love the beach. I hate the sand tho. i just be straight perplexed.
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Sometimes I feel that way….
I love the dyck. I hate the man. I just be straigh perlexed
SamIAMnotHAM says:
Razzle
I could no longer be classified as light skinned my first 6 months here
I would look forward to that I think I’ve enjoyed the lake there twice. Eventually we just started going to the water park at Wisconsin Dells
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That’s ok though cause’ I’ve been to South Beach and IMO cant no other beach on the ease coast beat that chit! not even the beaches down here in Key West.. Key West is good for a tan and what not though my son and I has gotten a lot darker
@YGO
I like sht. Just not sht that most other people like.
Bibi… good to see you hun.
How are you and the babygirl? Hope she has adjusted nicely in school this year so far. What is going on with you?
4xALady says:
@OTB
Yes, thank God for growth. It’s an abundance of men on this good ole’ planet named Earth. There’s no need for us to ever need to cope with sharing just ONE.
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What dudes can actually say that?
Thank you @Yall for your dogged determination in making sure us colored folks have no excuse
@OTB RIGHT… Back in the day when I was more FREAKY… I would have done some stuff for him that would SHAME him now as a Jehovah’s Witness
Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:
Hey Laker,,,We funna git it this yur Kobe only got bout 2yrs left,,,He goin hard in da paint
Kobe will not get another ring from the NBA 
Thunder and the Heat are going to go at it again
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2 years left in his marriage
Yall you covered it already: NY
I love the dyck. I hate the man. I just be straigh perlexed
*giggles*
yallcrazy says:
I am beat now
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Thx hun…I’ve posted most of them for my FB family
Sam, did I get your state?
OTB that story is horrible
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Sometimes I feel that way….
I love the dyck. I hate the man. I just be straigh perlexed
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the FAWK!!!
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
I like sht. Just not sht that most other people like.
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Understandable
love the dyck. I hate the man. I just be straigh perlexed
SCRAM!
4xALady says:
@OTB
Yes, thank God for growth. It’s an abundance of men on this good ole’ planet named Earth. There’s no need for us to ever need to cope with sharing just ONE.
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Although some women don’t know they sharing
2 years left in his marriage Kobe will not get another ring from the NBA Thunder and the Heat are going to go at it again
That’s whats up Ty!!!
@OTB
Oh but wait….
I just went over to Macy’s in the mall. And there was an old white guy there. Has an accent. Italian or German, I can’t place it. Used to be a navy general. I’ve seen him a couple of times in the mall in different stores. Always wears all white. Whole suit, hat, gloves- just white.
Everytime he sees me, he remembers my face & hits on me. Always asks for my number. I always tell him I can’t because I’m married (and he’s old enough to have OWNED my ancestors), nevertheless….
This time, I was in the shoe section and he grabs my hand and goes: “Please just take my number and give me a call. I’m very good at spending the money.”
Today, in the shoe section at Macy’s, Mister almost lost his woman, hear?!
That old white man KNEW what to say to me! LOL!
I’m actually considering going back in there and sliding him my number…
@-`-,-`-,-`-,— <–a thorny rose for YEW!
Brendbew, you in LA? You going to see the Book of Mormon? #faserious
Breenden Man its finna be a good asz NBA seson lawd know I esstra ready!! I SOOO ESSITED IM READY TO ESSPLODE!!
WEE DABEST FAWK THE REST 
@Igo
What dude could say what?
@Cali
True. But once you find out you are “sharing,”: “Erase, Replace, Embrace, New Face…..SWITCH!”
@hony
I’m good..she’s doing what she does best…blissful avoidance
How are the kids??
@-`-,-`-,-`-,— <–a thorny rose
Yep Yall I’m covered thanks
This time, I was in the shoe section and he grabs my hand and goes: “Please just take my number and give me a call. I’m very good at spending the money.”
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I was so exicted for a minute, I thought you were going to say he purchased your shoes. DAMN
Tell Cali to get out cause i aint talking to her
FCK THE LAKERS!!
I’m very good at spending the money.”
BYTCH you better GET YO LIFE RIGHT!!
You let him spend the money and sniff yo punani
cuz they get off on that type of shyt 
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Friday, September 21, 2012
Monica Lewinsky Shopping President Clinton Tell All
Monica Lewinsky, the notorious DC intern who almost toppled the Clinton Presidency, is shopping a tell-all book about her kinky love affair with President Bill Clinton.
Monica Lewinsky is promising to reveal secret love letters to Bill Clinton and his penchant for kinky sex in a new tell-all about her days as his favorite intern.
Lewinsky, who turns 40 next year, is out for “revenge” and ready to air bombshell details from her Oval Office trysts with the former Horndog-in-Chief in a $12 million memoir, according to friends.
Lewinsky never got explicit in past interviews about her Clinton encounters, but now plans to describe his “insatiable desire for three-way sex, orgies and the use of sex toys of all kinds,” one pal told the National Enquirer.
The purported details of the potentially embarrassing tome come after the Post’s Page Six reported last week that Lewinsky was shopping a tell-all to several publishers.
According to her friends, Lewinsky also will recount how Clinton referred to wife Hillary as a “cold fish” and “laughed” about their “non-existent sex life.”
She’ll also release love letters she wrote to Clinton.
“In them, she opened her heart about her love for Bill and how much happier she could make him,” said the source. “Some of what she wrote was so raw that she never sent them.”
Lewinsky could not be reached and her reps didn’t return calls.
In the 14 years since she became a national punch line, Lewinsky has gotten her master’s degree, worked briefly as a news correspondent and launched a failed handbag line.
“No one will hire her and she can’t get a job because of Clinton,” a sympathetic friend told The Post yesterday. “She needs to make money somehow.”
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If this heffa pop up with another dress
OTB
I say that to the case worker, and the child rep all the time. I even went out and got my own lawyer to speed up the process. I have been battling this for 3 years and they keep giving her chances to go to parenting class in which she never does and she told them she does not want her but they won’t terminate it like they are waiting for her to change her mind… pisses me off. Her track record stinks. I would not have problems with it if I have a say so but I don’t unless I get full guardianship. I am just raising her and everything but my fear comes in, *God Forbids* but something happens to her… I could go to jail although I have been doing my best but you know… I have no claims to her until it is recognized by the courts.
TY UMM.. ARE JUU DAYDREAMING.. HAVE A FEVER.. JUU LOSING UR DANG MIND LADY?
KOBE WILL GET ANOTHER RANG YES HIM WILL!! AND THE THUNDER.. 
KOBE NASH HOWARD GASOL.. TAKE UR PICK WE GOT A GOOD AZZ FUKN TEAM.. 
CAN’T TOUCH THIS 
I know @Sam
I had to come to terms with it and be a bigger person trying to help him..but he listened to his girlfriend at the time (another Becky no offense..if ya name Becky) and let the girl see him. Now neither of them have him.
@Cali
True. But once you find out you are “sharing,”: “Erase, Replace, Embrace, New Face…..SWITCH!”
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You ain’t telling me nothing. I don’t do throw backs or leftovers.
Sass stay your ass outta there!
Poor mister he think he making you happy but you he just fueling your ass! Stay outta them storefronts! 
YSO JUU ARE THE ONLY ONE I WILL ACCEPT THAT KIND OF NEGATIVE SAD TALK FROM.. JUU JUST HATE KOBE BEAN
#FABULOSASFOEVA
4xALady says:
@Igo
What dude could say what?
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Didnt know a dude could really tell a chic he just fks around
FTP_L@kEz*.* says:
TY UMM.. ARE JUU DAYDREAMING.. HAVE A FEVER.. JUU LOSING UR DANG MIND LADY? KOBE WILL GET ANOTHER RANG YES HIM WILL!!
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Yep when he divorces that drag queen and get remarried, he’ll get another ring
Honycoated
you will be blessed, what you are doing is very loving and courgeous
No victory is complete with someone struggle.
Lewinsky never got explicit in past interviews about her Clinton encounters, but now plans to describe his “insatiable desire for three-way sex, orgies and the use of sex toys of all kinds,” one pal told the National Enquirer.
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What’s embrassing about sex toys? Three way sex. The porn ad sex toy is a multibillions dollar insustry. Monica wil get a toy or two named after her and coupleof more dolls.
National Enquire sucks Azz.
@ Bibi
pretty much sounds like my 5 yr old<<<< She is a people pleaser and gives the children her lunch, and ice cream money everyday and then comes home like she is starving and I did not pack her lunch. And then as the nerve to tell me, they were fighting over her lunch so she gave it to them. Its been 5 weeks of me helling for her to stop because she goes to aftercare and still does not eat snack so by the time we get home she is about to eat my front door off.
TY AWW BOO BOO JUU DONT LIKE VANESSA?
KOBE DACK GAME AINT GOT NOTHIGN TO DO WITH HIS BALL GAME.. HE WILL GET ANOTHER RING.. AS FO NESSA.. SHE PLAYING HER PART AS MUCH AS HE IS TOO 
LAKERNATION!! PURPLE AND GOLD PUTOS!! 
I thought we were coming to a time where the courts treated men and women the same but
the women (even bat shyt crazy ones) still get the nod. 
@ Sam
She has changed my life alot and how I look at situations. I am the blessed one, she is just benefiting from it, thats all. She is my youngest and I do spoil her more than I do my twins that are less than 3 months older.
@yall thanks for getting everyone the information to vote early. this is a very important election. we cant let Romney (dont care about anyone but the wealthy) in the oval office.
u for the hard work gettin the info!
Lakes I cant stand Nessa…I want to kick her azz with that tunnel she keeps bragging about
Of course she was cold fish to him. He was fukking the help. And there she go with her sideline hoe quotes tombout what he told me…bish he was the leader of the free world! He gonna tell you whatever bishhhhhhhhhhh
@OTB
But…he’s “very good at spending the money!”
I love Mister, lawd knows I do! But would it have been SO WRONG of me just to keep that old man on the side?! He gots to have dough. Wearing that all white very day. And it’s spotless! You know how much he prolly spends on Scotchguard and dry cleaning keeping them fits clean?!
I’ma stay out the store though.
@IGo
Umm…yeah. I’ve bore witness to a dude saying something similar to that nature to a friend of mine. She cried. He shrugged and said it wasn’t that serious. I asked if she wanted me to help her light his car on fire cause….
I can’t.
hony ugh im sorry to hear that
@Hony
My mother went through the same thing when she got my cousin’s 3 children back in the day. Took over eight years before they finally let her adopt them.
……
Is 4x a lady, Sassy?
Only she talks that much about her “mister”
Didnt know a dude could really tell a chic he just fks around
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Ahh I see. True. I dont know if Ive ever seen it done. The last dude I dated seriously ..I knew some chit was up and I said to him real talk, face to face look I KNOW…and its OK cause imma do me.
@Hony
Lewinsky never got explicit in past interviews about her Clinton encounters, but now plans to describe his “insatiable desire for three-way sex, orgies and the use of sex toys of all kinds,” one pal told the National Enquirer.
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shait they tellin the whole book in this here write-up. no need to purchase the book.
@ Awesome
It does take a long time, my lawyer got it down to 3 1/2 yrs and I had to pay him some serious money to get this over with. People ask why they don’t adopt in America and this is one of the darn reasons. It takes too long and is so exhausting.
I asked if she wanted me to help her light his car on fire cause….
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I am never calling you when im up to no good!
I smashed a banana on dude window a couple weeks back and Im still feeling bad 
So, I went to pick up my baby from school and it felt like something was crawling on my shoulder so this fine azz daddy that was waiting for his kid too says “hole up let me get that for you” nigga came back around with my braid in his hand. Imma kick my own azz. He realized what it was ans just stuck it in his pocket when he saw the other parents looking. FML!
Gyp Gyp Gyp
HONY
you are strong
So, I went to pick up my baby from school and it felt like something was crawling on my shoulder so this fine azz daddy that was waiting for his kid too says “hole up let me get that for you” nigga came back around with my braid in his hand. Imma kick my own azz. He realized what it was ans just stuck it in his pocket when he saw the other parents looking. FML!
Bibi,
Well at least she stopped, I am guessing. My 5 yr old only shares about “friends” and “being popular”. School is only 5 weeks in and I am getting calls about her just taking the whole school day to play around and she does not care if she gets a card pulled because normally I don’t punish too harshly but I have had it with her behavior and had to show her who is the “Boss” in MY House. My sons did not give this much problems but my 5 yr old is a little diva and think her daddy is going to take care of her into her old age ( in which he might) but I don’t want that to be her only darn option.
Ok *sits up in coffin*
Is he married? The way he helped..sounds like a decent fellow..?
*lays back down to continue dying laughing*
I heard you when you cried
And gave a quiet sigh
You don’t need another tear to fall
You don’t need him at all
You don’t know how much you mean
You mean the world to me
In my sky you are the star
Baby, baby you are
Baby you are my Cinderella
Baby you are my love forever
You’re the kind of girl I thought I’d never have
Baby you are my dream come true
And my happiness is you
You’re a star
Baby, baby you are
It’s not easy on the heart
When a love has come and gone
@ Gypsy
OutsidetheBox says:
Ok *sits up in coffin*
Is he married? The way he helped..sounds like a decent fellow..?
*lays back down to continue dying laughing*
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yall aint shyt
@ Lakes
How does your braid comes out for him to put it in his pocket? did your extentions comes out?
@Gypsy… I had to send that to my coworker
at least he’s decent like OTB said… still over here 
gypsyeyes
I just died
I just would have fainted 
HONY sounds like alot
call me mija
Gyps I can’t fukn BREEEEEEAFFF!!
@ Sam
Thank you hun…
He politely said,”How your dreads just gonna be falling out like that though?” cot dayum it, they ILL yarn braids. When I thought I was clear from him. The kids came out and I found out that is the daddy of the little girl’s party we are going to on Saturday.
I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you
Every time I close my eyes
I wake up feelin’ so horny
I can’t get you outta my mind
Sexin’ you be all I see
I would give anything
Just to make you understand me
I don’t give a damn about nothing else
Freek’n you is all I see
Tonight, I need your body
Tonight, you got my time
Tonight you won’t be sorry
Hony my 6y is the only one who cares about getting her card pulled.
She came home yesterday all big chested..apparently they had an issue at the school where some girls in her class said Ms Burt be pulling them by the shirt..
Ma’am was like and, “xym them are lying because Ms. Burt dont do that! She just pull their card!”
Im looking at her like ok baby but you can tell mommy..did Ms. Burt pull their shirts??
my face red as hell
that was funny!!!
Oh its gypsey eyes…
Well that least he did not say out loud your hair is falling out.
SO DID HE TRY TO PUT IT BACK ON? DID HE HAND IT BACK? WILL HE MENTION IT AT THE BDAY?
OOOH MY TUMMY HURT! 
The kids came out and I found out that is the daddy of the little girl’s party we are going to on Saturday.
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NOooooooo! Curses!!!!
And he POLITELY said it yall!!
*adds another + to him*
@hony
She came home yesterday talkin bout ooh mommy try this game..my friend did it for me its cool. One of em match a boy and girl and an action games
I looked at it and asked her so u think it’s cool to lay on a boy?? She was all 
no..so I said it’s cool to kiss a boy..she was all 
no.. So I said fukk is cool then she said nothing and threw it away 
she ain’t allowed to be friends ole girl anymore
gypsyeyes says:
He politely said,”How your dreads just gonna be falling out like that though?” cot dayum it, they ILL yarn braids. When I thought I was clear from him. The kids came out and I found out that is the daddy of the little girl’s party we are going to on Saturday.
@OTB
You feeling guilty about a damned banana?!
*resets your guilty conscience button to “no fukks to give”*
Hey Honycoated
@ OTB
My 5 yr old knows some children in the her brother’s grade and even older than that… she can tell you who’s cousin or brother/ sister they are. I can not understand that.. she does not have lunch or play time with any of those children but she will be hugging half the school before she leaves.
@Gypsy
*in between raucous laughter*
I’m….so sorry….. that had to happen….to you!
But DAMN!! Was it like that scene in Friday when Andell (RIP) took off the cap with the Poetic Justice braids attached?!
And Smokey was like: “DAMMMMNNNNN!!!! What the hell happened to your damn hair?!!”
Cause if so…
+
*crying real thug tears at my desk*
He politely said,”How your dreads just gonna be falling out like that though?” cot dayum it, they ILL yarn braids. When I thought I was clear from him. The kids came out and I found out that is the daddy of the little girl’s party we are going to on Saturday.
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u should’ve told him i have a migraine and that is what happens when u get one. Then just wait on his facial expression.
@ Bibi
That is my thing too.. She is growing way too fast and she knows way too many “boys”. She has little boys tying her laces and playing in her hair. I told her, it is not allowed because she knows how to tie her own laces and no one is to touch her hair. I am not getting through to her besides if I get that Belt and gives her a few.
But is he gonna me that braid back at the party tho?
Will he tell his wife about it if she find that braid in his pocket doing laundry?
Should I have asked for it back?
I am not getting through to her besides if I get that Belt and gives her a few.
Please dont have Auntie coming out here preaching about how to discipline our kids…chile 
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she does not have lunch or play time with any of those children but she will be hugging half the school before she leaves.
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YEsssssss hony!! They know! The kids know who is cool and who not! Girl especially when they have older sibilings. Wait until you out and about and some random kid is like, “Hey Leilani mama..”
You:
Heyyyy there..little fellow..
gypsyeyes says:
But is he gonna me that braid back at the party tho?
Will he tell his wife about it if she find that braid in his pocket doing laundry?
Should I have asked for it back?
Dammit Gypsy
I fukkin love u!! 
@Gypsy You and those questions… iCANNOT
I walked back to my car looking for more braids. I don’t embarrass easily though so… When I see that nigga on Saturday Imma just say “Can I get that back my dude?” Yeah that’s the route I will go!
@Hony @OTB
OMG! That happens to me..be in the market hey mini bibi mommy…
I be all who are u??
I got me some spare pieces of yarn in my bag but it’s pank. Is it breast cancer awareness month yet…I SUPPORT BREAST CANCER!
gypsyeyes says:
I walked back to my car looking for more braids. I don’t embarrass easily though so… When I see that nigga on Saturday Imma just say “Can I get that back my dude?” Yeah that’s the route I will go!
When u see him Saturday throw your hair and act as though nothing happened but you better get them tightened tomorrow 
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Charge that one to the game Gypsy….let him have that one hun
Take your braids and your drawls Gyp!! Sheesh!!!
You bout to get buddy cased up!
I memba I found glitter on some pilla cases.. ion wear no damn glitter..
Not pank
October almost here..not quite tho 
Fuggin’
at Gypsy’s story
Lol @ the baby boy line “let me smell your ****” have y’all heard the song by the same name?
4xALady says:
@Igo
What dude could say what?
@Cali
True. But once you find out you are “sharing,”: “Erase, Replace, Embrace, New Face…..SWITCH!”
You better sing TLC’S switch….OMG IS this SASSY for real?
And badinfluence loving the new pic!
You know what GYPSY….. i CAN’T BREATHE!!!CH……
LMAOOO