President Obama and first lady try to explain how they keep the fire going in their marriage

oh brother…

:hugs: @luVn

Girl, don’t look at Nasir strangely…he should be praised for liking someone who is dark with ethnic features…that stuff matters ’round here!

@luVn

The other day I was at the mall and it was a yt man walking thru there with SHORTS on! When I tell you most folks had a coat, scarf and hat on….

@His

Whats this about Fannie May

Why in the hell do I want to f**K the President of the United States?
She giggled because she was about to buss out and say “he still F**K me good baby!!!”
And why would you think The First Lady want to be with his azz the entire vacation. Hell we as women need a break to and beleive me, we do get tired of seeing our ole man azz all the time.

Barack is so finnneeeeeee

Donna del Gatto says:

@luVn
The other day I was at the mall and it was a yt man walking thru there with SHORTS on!
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Let me tell you a lil secret…..It is a PROVEN fact that EVERYDAY, you will see at least ONE YT person, with a pair of shorts on, a hoodie and a 20(+)oz of Mt. Dew. Start at your nearest Walmart. I promise there was 2″ of SLEET falling yesterday morning on my drive in and I seen a man taking his morning run in a pair of shorts, a THIN ASS Northface pullover and a skully.

Keesh said:

She giggled because she was about to buss out and say “he still F**K me good baby!!!”
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Nakeya_j says:

Hey A.J and LuVn_life!

My uncle mad because the gov’t caught up with him and all them free phones

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Please tell me that your uncle was not getting free phones from the Gov. and using them???

@Man

I mean I’m saying…you can think she’s ugly as Craig Mack with a fresh pound of shyt smeared on his face…but if you go on and on about how ugly she is then you must only like anglo features!

Shout out to OTB, I’m not trying to throw shade…I’m just still flabbergasted that I was accused of that!

Things Michelle Obama was thinking when asked “How do you keep the fire going?”…..

1. He hits it from the front, back, side and I can buss it open on a headstand.
2. Bish, wouldn’t YOU like to know?
3. Bish I THROW IT ON’EM!
4. We fvk in that oval office from time to time.
5. He tells me to look back at it.
6. He has a secret “red room” that yall on’t know about.
7. I think about all the shade @Sandra Rose be trying to spew on us and it makes me fugg him even more.
8. I think about all the :haters: that didn’t want him in office and we make LOVE to that.
9. He loves these shapely legs and have you seen this

..and the final thing that keeps the fire going is……….

10. THIRSTY BITCHES! Obey your thirst….

prynsexxx says:

Things Michelle Obama was thinking when asked “How do you keep the fire going?”…..

1. He hits it from the front, back, side and I can buss it open on a headstand.
2. Bish, wouldn’t YOU like to know?
3. Bish I THROW IT ON’EM!
4. We fvk in that oval office from time to time.
5. He tells me to look back at it.
6. He has a secret “red room” that yall on’t know about.
7. I think about all the shade @Sandra Rose be trying to spew on us and it makes me fugg him even more.
8. I think about all the :haters: that didn’t want him in office and we make LOVE to that.
9. He loves these shapely legs and have you seen this

..and the final thing that keeps the fire going is……….

10. THIRSTY BITCHES! Obey your thirst….

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And dont forget

11. Yes, I was under the table giving him head at his first Inaugural Speech

@Keesh

She’s a f’n lady, she don’t have to be under no table to give her man :blow: . And for the record, what you WILL do, somebody else can as well. Makes no difference. IJS