Photo of the Day: Google Earth view of an unfortunately designed church
The architect who designed the Christian Science Society of Dixon, Ill., certainly has a raw sense of humor. The church’s congregation was shocked to discover that their sanctuary looks like an erect phallic symbol when viewed from the Heavens.
From The NY Daily News:
This Illinois church may want to rethink its motto of “Rising Up.”
That’s because the Christian Science Society’s building — in the appropriately-named town of Dixon — looks like a giant phallus from space.
From street-level, there appears to be nothing comical about the edifice.
But a God’s eye view transforms the erection into a dead ringer for an enormous member. Eagle-eyed Redditors using Google Earth first spotted the likeness earlier this week.
Images of the swollen-headed sanctuary have since gone viral.
The congregation of the church, a 90-minute drive from Chicago, has yet to comment on the unexpected discovery, reports Chicagoist.com.
But some have suggested its design could be down to a rogue architect who never imagined his masterpiece would one day be clearly seen from above.
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Wow! LOL.
A nice curved one too
The Master Beta
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A nice curved one too
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It’s blasphemy.
Wow
Curve to the left? I’m going to the right
Sandra
I heard Tyler Perry attends this church.
Curves are nice
They even put the tree there so the dyck had some pubes.
I heard Tyler Perry attends this church.
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This is HILAR
so fitting for other topic
LMAO…..this is just wrong
This Illinois church may want to rethink its motto of “Rising Up.”
Go durty birds 
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Everybody knows this phrase belongs to the Falcons
A black one
WITH A HOOK
The hook….
I heard Tyler Perry attends this church.
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fukcing
I heard Tyler Perry attends this church
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speaking of shimmer men did you see the dainty wave Chris Bosh did last night when they did the ceremony. Dude had spirit fingers
@DUBB – We think alike! HIGH FIVE
so many jokes too many but if i don’t want to go to hell i will refrain from what i will say. *walks out holding my peen with finger up*
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I heard Tyler Perry attends this church
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speaking of shimmer men did you see the dainty wave Chris Bosh did last night when they did the ceremony. Dude had spirit fingers
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My 16 year SAID THE SAME DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The congregation of the church, a 90-minute drive from Chicago
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This is the real life church of the ficitional Rev. Curtis Black
Mitchell, Illinois
#KimberlaLawsonRoby
So this is where DeeDee and Pastor Pipe-Layer fellowship
Least them balls aint sagging
has a raw sense of humor.
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from downstairs:
The Black Mamba says:
MisTaken
Oh KDub this picture was for you
<— she singing that verse promitheses promitheses
They even put the tree there so the dyck had some pubes.
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GO >>>>>
Man, I think Chris Bosh tired of hiding it!
During Miami Heat game warm-ups:
LeBron >>
D.Wade>>
C. Bosh>>
Least them balls aint sagging
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GO WITH @MAN
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Chris Bosh..
Stop hating on sagging balls..
@Man is that the Wayman spin?!
Fugg you yo!!
OMG, Kdubb The radio station was doing a mix and they played a little bit of 3LW. All I could do was laugh because of that girl’s horrible lisp!!!! Promethes Promethes
Just swinging
Wait…. now sagging balls is a bad thing?
I thought the more they sagged the better!!
Women can’t be satisfied in 2013!
she singing that verse promitheses promitheses
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But that IS her saying my line.
Kiely Williams. I hate a whole lot of yall EARLY today.
I promith the sound engineer who left that line in that song with her sounding like that….got JOKES tho.
The Master Beta
says:
A nice curved one too
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Chile
Always think about that shyt when I hear Drake song
@Man I thought he was going to rip off his warm up suit and be like:
H-E-A-T! what’s that spell? 
FFIIIIEEEERRRRCCCCCEEEEE BISH!
<him smizing
You got your H.. you got yo H
*Bosh hits a split*
@Man Me too
When balls don’t drop that’s a problem.. Now if the nutz to dack ratio is off putting then that’s a reason to be in an uproar..
Images of the swollen-headed sanctuary have since gone viral.
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Not doing this shyt with u today Auntie
thought the more they sagged the better!!
Women can’t be satisfied in 2013!
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Why would that be better. Only need your hand to smack my ass
@San
When balls don’t drop that’s a problem..
being nasty. I just need to 
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Well clearly I see I got some work to do when I get home.
playexamine them to make sure he is healthyMisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
So this is where DeeDee and Pastor Pipe-Layer fellowship
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@Mistaken
Is this a joke? Lawd why does this look like a crooked paynis.
@Ty: You know DeeDee be in the sanc all TUNRT UP like
AND WHEN I GET THAT FEELING IT MAKE ME WANNA STOMP 
She be in there stanky legging
Well clearly I see I got some work to do when I get home.
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being nasty. I just need to play examine them to make sure he is healthy
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@SAN
“thought the more they sagged the better!!
Women can’t be satisfied in 2013!
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Why would that be better. Only need your hand to smack my ass
by San ah make ya dance on Oct 30, 2013 at 12:45 pm”
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I don’t know.:shrugs:
Im surprised when women even think a dyck looks “good.” I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.
A nigga would go insane tryin to figure out women mayne!
I just need to play examine them to make sure he is healthy
I do
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Get yo juggle on
Is this a joke? Lawd why does this look like a crooked paynis.
Maybe some of us like a curve! Oh wait 
she really talking bout the architecture
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Everybody can’t have a straight up and down dack
What if the balls don’t drop? Is that a case of Blue balls?
I thought the more they sagged the better!!
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I want them to slap against my hindside. Not the back of my knees dayum near. Or when I am in “V” formation… LOST in the crack of my butt..or UNDER my butt. NO. NOPE.
Chan send me the exercise you do to keep yourn sitting where they should be. So I can pass it along. Male Kegel exercises.
SOTHERNGRL says:
Is this a joke? Lawd why does this look like a crooked paynis.
I want to put it in my purse 
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Nah chile its just fabulous
“I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.”
Well, on this building one ball is larger than the other…..
“I want them to slap against my hindside. Not the back of my knees dayum near. Or when I am in “V” formation… LOST in the crack of my butt..or UNDER my butt. NO. NOPE.
Chan send me the exercise you do to keep yourn sitting where they should be. So I can pass it along. Male Kegel exercises.” *screaming*
@TY
#FastAss
Who dude walking round here with elephant balls?
On the real when they start swelling up too bad you might need to get a check for that and a check up. I think that’s what wrong with Joseline. Her balls got too big… She cute though
Well, on this building one ball is larger than the other…..
by Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) on Oct 30, 2013 at 12:51 pm
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Thats Normal.
Why all this talk of peen and I have been deprived lawd!!!!
Send something NOW!!! 
(preferably something big and curved like in this pic…don’t care how low his balls hang) Thanks!
I don’t know.:shrugs:
They are not visually appealing. Least not to me. I mean I play with em but not for that reason. You def can’t have no too big ass balls 
Imma be thinking whats wrong 
Im surprised when women even think a dyck looks “good.” I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.
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OMG, Kdubb The radio station was doing a mix and they played a little bit of 3LW. All I could do was laugh because of that girl’s horrible lisp!!!! Promethes Promethes
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Its in the first TWO MINUES. Hail really the first 50 seconds.
YO. Go to Youtube and read the COMMENTS section under that vid. ANY of them versions that are posted. YOU will DIE
What if the balls don’t drop? Is that a case of Blue balls?
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I believe they should drop some
I have looked back at the picture mannie mannie times
It’s my first porn…
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
YO. Go to Youtube and read the COMMENTS section under that vid. ANY of them versions that are posted. YOU will DIE Its in the first TWO MINUES. Hail really the first 50 seconds.
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I will do no such thing!!!! I could barely listen to the radio!!!!
Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think?
What I miss about 3LDub?
Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think
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ewwwww and
Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think?
Is it suppose to be that wide???
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What if the balls don’t drop? Is that a case of Blue balls?
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That is not Blue balls.
U got a real problem if they never drop!
I think that is a condition known as:
“Queen Latifah-ism”
The one up top has nice girth, evryone likes girth.
Everybody can’t have a straight up and down dack Maybe some of us like a curve! Oh wait she really talking bout the architecture
why you so damn crazy
October 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm
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Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think?
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You know I wasnt shocked or anything.
IDK why I just *knew* thats their piece.
Personally when I’m in the mood a dyke is quite pleasing to the eye
And knowing what its bout to do 
They drop at the onset of puberty typically
They should only shrink when it’s cold or during trauma
What I miss about 3LDub
BRB
U got a real problem if they never drop!
I think that is a condition known as:
“Queen Latifah-ism”
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@OTB
@San
“Queen Latifah-ism”
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Phrozen1der says:
Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think?
But when I finally saw peen I masturbated about it for days! Too much? 
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First, I saw a puzzy and I fell in love!
Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think
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ewwwww and
by MisTaken
The Black Mamba on Oct 30, 2013 at 12:56 pm
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Than what happened??
Gots to say: ain’t nuttin’
wrong with a left (or right) hook!!! No, sir!!!
@Oprah’s
Your first was with a girl? (Assuming that you’re female) How old were you?
Too much?
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Nawl.
I actually humped my pillow to orgasm for a few days!
In 10th grade, I saw my friend’s peen for the first time! MEMORIES!!
San who’s peen was it?
Wide you say?
The Pearl! says:
Gots to say: ain’t nuttin’
wrong with a left (or right) hook!!! No, sir!!!
Stick and move…bob and weave 
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Not at all
Short Recap
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Some smart aleck architect thought it would be FUNNY to make a church look like a dack and balls from the sky.
Tina Knowles found a man supposedly. To help her get over Mathew and designing tacky clothes carried by Maxway
Usher look like Ben Vereen.
Puffy has abandoned trying to wrap his lip meat around his 62 teeth.
Olivia Pope has the number one show in this country…I cant think of another show that has ever had a black female lead that was number one…so she picks a mighty FINE time to have a baby. But they are blessings
Kim and Kenya ARE NOT more popular than FLOTUS AND POTUS.
Chris Brown took his azz straight to rehab.
We all up here tambout saggy balls now.
Short recap brung to yall on Hallerween-Eve. By Kdub.
Than what happened??
@ Man… Wouldn’t you like to know. Good girls never tell 
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Until they get behind closed doors and then be all
They should only shrink when it’s cold or during trauma
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What about ole boy with the elephant balls though? He had trauma to his and he got stuck’ed with alot pounds worth of nutsack.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Im surprised when women even think a dyck looks “good.” I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.
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I hope you know that breasts were never intended as sexual objects for men (and lesbians) to ogle. The purpose of breasts is to provide sustenance and nutrition to newborns.
@ Phro – I am 2000% female!
It wasn’t but it was a first experience. My neighbor used to let me play with her kitty cat…finger her and shyt. I used to hump her until I orgasmed…been having those senssations since I was 8. She was older. But I love men too! 
San who’s peen was it?
Wide you say?
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Atl dude 
The Pearl! says:
Gots to say: ain’t nuttin’ wrong with a left (or right) hook!!! No, sir!!!
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Not at all Stick and move…bob and weave
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Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose?
I hope you know that breasts were never intended as sexual objects for men (and lesbians) to ogle. The purpose of breasts is to provide sustenance and nutrition to newborns. :drink:
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Tell that to my BF
Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose?
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Do tell
Hey Pearl
I was traumatized the first time I seen a dack. I went home and went to sleep in the middle of the day (no school–summer time) for I aint kidding about 6 hours. I was like 10-11. Some lil nasty 12 year old showed me his. My grandmother thought I was sick. I was though.
I hope you know that breasts were never intended as sexual objects for men (and lesbians) to ogle.
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*files ogle in memory bank down from mandinga*
Short recap brung to yall on Hallerween-Eve. By Kdub.
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Nawl. Date night recap.
SN: Kenya West
Who Dat says:
What I miss about 3LDub
BRB
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What about my recap K-Dub?
Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose?
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Do tell Hey Pearl
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Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack!
@Oprah’s
I KNEW girls humped pillows!!!! 
@KWall
@Phro – I don’t anymore, but yes I did!
@ThePearl I have a regular sized nose… and ummmm my pops did fine by me..
I always thought your peen curved in the direction of the way you yacked over time…
Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack!
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Ok. Learn something new everyday
@Oprah’s
Ya’ll going to have these women checking noses, and feeling for low hangers now…
@ThePearl I have a regular sized nose… and ummmm my pops did fine by me..
I always thought your peen curved in the direction of the way you yacked over time…
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@Phro….there are always exceptions to the rule! But me and my girls had a roundtable discussion about this subject one day. We ALL learned SO much!
@ThePearl
Do you all check the middle finger too?
@ ThePearl – I have never heard of such a thing! Now I’m gonna have to keep this in mind!
Church folks the biggest freaks anyways.
Be fruitful and multiply. 
I have heard that church folks are weird and they do crazy stuff anyway. I mean who the f**K puts a buildind in that shape.