Photo of the Day: Google Earth view of an unfortunately designed church

Google Earth view of church

The architect who designed the Christian Science Society of Dixon, Ill., certainly has a raw sense of humor. The church’s congregation was shocked to discover that their sanctuary looks like an erect phallic symbol when viewed from the Heavens.

From The NY Daily News:

This Illinois church may want to rethink its motto of “Rising Up.”

That’s because the Christian Science Society’s building — in the appropriately-named town of Dixon — looks like a giant phallus from space.

From street-level, there appears to be nothing comical about the edifice.

But a God’s eye view transforms the erection into a dead ringer for an enormous member. Eagle-eyed Redditors using Google Earth first spotted the likeness earlier this week.

Images of the swollen-headed sanctuary have since gone viral.

The congregation of the church, a 90-minute drive from Chicago, has yet to comment on the unexpected discovery, reports Chicagoist.com.

But some have suggested its design could be down to a rogue architect who never imagined his masterpiece would one day be clearly seen from above.



 


126 Responses to “Photo of the Day: Google Earth view of an unfortunately designed church”

  1. 1
    deedeegirl says:

    Wow! LOL.

  2. 2
    The Master Beta :D says:

    :lol: slow news day

  3. 3
    The Master Beta :D says:

    A nice curved one too :ashamed:

  4. 4
    Sandra Rose says:

    The Master Beta :D says:

    A nice curved one too :ashamed:
    ________________

    It’s blasphemy.

  5. 5
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    Wow

  6. 6
    VDot says:

    Curve to the left? I’m going to the right :coffee:

  7. 7
    The Master Beta :D says:

    Sandra :rofl:

  8. 8
    FuturedocDonte says:

    :lol:

  9. 9

    I heard Tyler Perry attends this church.
    :facepalm:

  10. 10
    Smonae says:

    Curves are nice :thumbsup:

  11. 11

    They even put the tree there so the dyck had some pubes.
    :facepalm:

  12. 12
    FuturedocDonte says:

    I heard Tyler Perry attends this church.

    :eek:

  13. 13

    This is HILAR :rofl: so fitting for other topic

  14. 14

    LMAO…..this is just wrong

  15. 15
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    This Illinois church may want to rethink its motto of “Rising Up.”
    ___________________
    Everybody knows this phrase belongs to the Falcons
    :cheer: Go durty birds :cheer:

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    puppylove says:

    :rofl: damn Google earth

  17. 17
    Who Dat says:

    A black one

    WITH A HOOK

    :nun:

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    Just Looking says:

    The hook…. :winky:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    I heard Tyler Perry attends this church.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    fukcing :dead:

  20. 20
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I heard Tyler Perry attends this church
    __________________
    speaking of shimmer men did you see the dainty wave Chris Bosh did last night when they did the ceremony. Dude had spirit fingers :rofl:

  21. 21
    Just Looking says:

    @DUBB – We think alike! HIGH FIVE

  22. 22
    2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:

    so many jokes too many but if i don’t want to go to hell i will refrain from what i will say. *walks out holding my peen with finger up* :lol:

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    Just Looking says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I heard Tyler Perry attends this church
    __________________
    speaking of shimmer men did you see the dainty wave Chris Bosh did last night when they did the ceremony. Dude had spirit fingers :rofl:
    _________________
    My 16 year SAID THE SAME DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. 24
    Who Dat says:

    The congregation of the church, a 90-minute drive from Chicago
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    This is the real life church of the ficitional Rev. Curtis Black

    Mitchell, Illinois

    #KimberlaLawsonRoby

    :dead:

  25. 25
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    So this is where DeeDee and Pastor Pipe-Layer fellowship :shock:

  26. 26

    Least them balls aint sagging :tea:

  27. 27
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    has a raw sense of humor.
    ______________________

    :rofl:

  28. 28
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    from downstairs:
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Oh KDub this picture was for you
    <— she singing that verse promitheses promitheses

  29. 29
    Who Dat says:

    They even put the tree there so the dyck had some pubes.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    GO >>>>>

    :kona:

  30. 30

    Man, I think Chris Bosh tired of hiding it!
    During Miami Heat game warm-ups:

    LeBron >> :bball:
    D.Wade>> :bball:
    C. Bosh>> :nun:

  31. 31
    Who Dat says:

    Least them balls aint sagging

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    GO WITH @MAN

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    :kona:

  32. 32
    Phrozen1der says:

    Chris Bosh.. :facepalm:

    Stop hating on sagging balls.. :rofl:

  33. 33
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man is that the Wayman spin?! :rofl: Fugg you yo!!

  34. 34
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    OMG, Kdubb The radio station was doing a mix and they played a little bit of 3LW. All I could do was laugh because of that girl’s horrible lisp!!!! Promethes Promethes :hahaha:

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    Wait…. now sagging balls is a bad thing?

    I thought the more they sagged the better!! :shrugs:

    Women can’t be satisfied in 2013!
    :facepalm:

  38. 38
    Who Dat says:

    she singing that verse promitheses promitheses

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Kiely Williams. I hate a whole lot of yall EARLY today. :crying1: But that IS her saying my line.

    I promith the sound engineer who left that line in that song with her sounding like that….got JOKES tho.

  39. 39
    Ty says:

    The Master Beta :D says:

    A nice curved one too
    _____________
    Chile :love:

  40. 40

    Always think about that shyt when I hear Drake song :no:

  41. 41
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    @Man I thought he was going to rip off his warm up suit and be like:
    You got your H.. you got yo H :cheer: H-E-A-T! what’s that spell? :cheer: FFIIIIEEEERRRRCCCCCEEEEE BISH!
    *Bosh hits a split* :winky: <him smizing

  42. 42
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man Me too :rofl: When balls don’t drop that’s a problem.. Now if the nutz to dack ratio is off putting then that’s a reason to be in an uproar..

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    Ty says:

    Images of the swollen-headed sanctuary have since gone viral.
    __________
    Not doing this shyt with u today Auntie :crying: :rofl:

  44. 44

    thought the more they sagged the better!!

    Women can’t be satisfied in 2013!

    ————-
    :thinking: Why would that be better. Only need your hand to smack my ass

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @San :rofl:

  46. 46
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    When balls don’t drop that’s a problem..
    _________________
    Well clearly I see I got some work to do when I get home.
    :stop: being nasty. I just need to play examine them to make sure he is healthy :huh:

  47. 47
    Ty says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    So this is where DeeDee and Pastor Pipe-Layer fellowship
    ______________
    :chase:

  48. 48
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Mistaken :rofl: :rofl:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Is this a joke? Lawd why does this look like a crooked paynis.

  50. 50
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    @Ty: You know DeeDee be in the sanc all TUNRT UP like
    :danban: AND WHEN I GET THAT FEELING IT MAKE ME WANNA STOMP :danban1:
    She be in there stanky legging

  51. 51

    Well clearly I see I got some work to do when I get home.
    being nasty. I just need to play examine them to make sure he is healthy
    ———-
    :wail: !!!

  52. 52

    @SAN
    “thought the more they sagged the better!!

    Women can’t be satisfied in 2013!

    ————-
    Why would that be better. Only need your hand to smack my ass

    by San ah make ya dance on Oct 30, 2013 at 12:45 pm”
    _________
    I don’t know.:shrugs:
    Im surprised when women even think a dyck looks “good.” I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.

    A nigga would go insane tryin to figure out women mayne! :facepalm:

  53. 53

    I just need to play examine them to make sure he is healthy
    ———-
    Get yo juggle on :wink: I do

  54. 54
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Is this a joke? Lawd why does this look like a crooked paynis.
    _________________
    Everybody can’t have a straight up and down dack :eek: Maybe some of us like a curve! Oh wait :cell: she really talking bout the architecture

  55. 55
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    What if the balls don’t drop? Is that a case of Blue balls?

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    Who Dat says:

    I thought the more they sagged the better!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I want them to slap against my hindside. Not the back of my knees dayum near. Or when I am in “V” formation… LOST in the crack of my butt..or UNDER my butt. NO. NOPE. :no:

    Chan send me the exercise you do to keep yourn sitting where they should be. So I can pass it along. Male Kegel exercises.

  57. 57
    Ty says:

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Is this a joke? Lawd why does this look like a crooked paynis.
    ___________
    Nah chile its just fabulous :love: I want to put it in my purse :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    “I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.”

    :rofl:

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    Well, on this building one ball is larger than the other….. :tea:

  60. 60
    Phrozen1der says:

    “I want them to slap against my hindside. Not the back of my knees dayum near. Or when I am in “V” formation… LOST in the crack of my butt..or UNDER my butt. NO. NOPE. :no:
    Chan send me the exercise you do to keep yourn sitting where they should be. So I can pass it along. Male Kegel exercises.” *screaming* :rofl:

    @TY :rofl: #FastAss

  61. 61
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Who dude walking round here with elephant balls?
    On the real when they start swelling up too bad you might need to get a check for that and a check up. I think that’s what wrong with Joseline. Her balls got too big… She cute though :yes:

  62. 62

    Well, on this building one ball is larger than the other…..

    by Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) on Oct 30, 2013 at 12:51 pm
    ——-

    Thats Normal.
    :coffee:

  63. 63
    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Why all this talk of peen and I have been deprived lawd!!!! :wail: Send something NOW!!! :pray: (preferably something big and curved like in this pic…don’t care how low his balls hang) Thanks!

  64. 64

    I don’t know.:shrugs:
    Im surprised when women even think a dyck looks “good.” I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.
    ———-
    :rofl: They are not visually appealing. Least not to me. I mean I play with em but not for that reason. You def can’t have no too big ass balls :eek: Imma be thinking whats wrong :shocked:

  65. 65
    Who Dat says:

    OMG, Kdubb The radio station was doing a mix and they played a little bit of 3LW. All I could do was laugh because of that girl’s horrible lisp!!!! Promethes Promethes

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    YO. Go to Youtube and read the COMMENTS section under that vid. ANY of them versions that are posted. YOU will DIE :dead: Its in the first TWO MINUES. Hail really the first 50 seconds.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :lol:

  67. 67

    What if the balls don’t drop? Is that a case of Blue balls?

    ————
    I believe they should drop some :eek:

  68. 68
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I have looked back at the picture mannie mannie times :ashamed:
    It’s my first porn…

  69. 69
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  70. 70
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: iCannot BREEVE!

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    YO. Go to Youtube and read the COMMENTS section under that vid. ANY of them versions that are posted. YOU will DIE Its in the first TWO MINUES. Hail really the first 50 seconds.
    _____________________________

    I will do no such thing!!!! I could barely listen to the radio!!!! :rofl:

  73. 73
    Phrozen1der says:

    Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think? :lol:

  74. 74
    Oprahs Bunion says:

    What I miss about 3LDub? :popcorn:

  75. 75
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think
    _______________
    ewwwww and :shock:

  76. 76

    Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think?
    ————
    :shocked: Is it suppose to be that wide???

  77. 77

    What if the balls don’t drop? Is that a case of Blue balls?

    ————
    :nono:
    That is not Blue balls.

    U got a real problem if they never drop!
    I think that is a condition known as:
    “Queen Latifah-ism” :yes:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: :rofl:

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    The one up top has nice girth, evryone likes girth. :hump:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Everybody can’t have a straight up and down dack Maybe some of us like a curve! Oh wait she really talking bout the architecture
    October 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    ———————————————-
    :crying1: why you so damn crazy

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think? :lol:
    _______________

    You know I wasnt shocked or anything. :shrug:

    IDK why I just *knew* thats their piece. :lol:

  82. 82

    Personally when I’m in the mood a dyke is quite pleasing to the eye :koolaid2: And knowing what its bout to do :yes:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    They drop at the onset of puberty typically :rofl:

    They should only shrink when it’s cold or during trauma :lol:

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    Who Dat says:

    What I miss about 3LDub
    BRB

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    U got a real problem if they never drop!
    I think that is a condition known as:
    “Queen Latifah-ism”
    —————
    !!!!!!!!!!!!
    :ghost:
    :dead:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @OTB :rofl:

    @San :rofl:

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    “Queen Latifah-ism”
    __________________

    :ghost:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    First, I saw a puzzy and I fell in love! :heart: But when I finally saw peen I masturbated about it for days! Too much? :kona:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :pizza:

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    Ladies, when you first saw a peen what did you think
    _______________
    ewwwww and

    by MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba on Oct 30, 2013 at 12:56 pm
    _____________
    Than what happened??
    :eek:
    :popcorn:

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    The Pearl! says:

    Gots to say: ain’t nuttin’ :winky: wrong with a left (or right) hook!!! No, sir!!!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Oprah’s :rofl: Your first was with a girl? (Assuming that you’re female) How old were you?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Too much?
    ___________

    Nawl. :love:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    I actually humped my pillow to orgasm for a few days! :rofl: In 10th grade, I saw my friend’s peen for the first time! MEMORIES!!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    San who’s peen was it? :hahaha: :popcorn: Wide you say?

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    Ty says:

    The Pearl! says:

    Gots to say: ain’t nuttin’ :winky: wrong with a left (or right) hook!!! No, sir!!!
    _______________
    Not at all :nono: Stick and move…bob and weave :rofl:

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    Who Dat says:

    Short Recap
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Some smart aleck architect thought it would be FUNNY to make a church look like a dack and balls from the sky.
    Tina Knowles found a man supposedly. To help her get over Mathew and designing tacky clothes carried by Maxway
    Usher look like Ben Vereen.
    Puffy has abandoned trying to wrap his lip meat around his 62 teeth.
    Olivia Pope has the number one show in this country…I cant think of another show that has ever had a black female lead that was number one…so she picks a mighty FINE time to have a baby. But they are blessings :love:
    Kim and Kenya ARE NOT more popular than FLOTUS AND POTUS. :no:
    Chris Brown took his azz straight to rehab.
    We all up here tambout saggy balls now.
    Short recap brung to yall on Hallerween-Eve. By Kdub.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Than what happened??
    ____________________
    :lol: @ Man… Wouldn’t you like to know. Good girls never tell :winky:
    Until they get behind closed doors and then be all :hump: :whip:

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    Who Dat says:

    They should only shrink when it’s cold or during trauma

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    What about ole boy with the elephant balls though? He had trauma to his and he got stuck’ed with alot pounds worth of nutsack.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Im surprised when women even think a dyck looks “good.” I figured nuts to a female would be like tits to us, size is appreciated.
    __________________

    I hope you know that breasts were never intended as sexual objects for men (and lesbians) to ogle. The purpose of breasts is to provide sustenance and nutrition to newborns. :koolaid2:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    @ Phro – I am 2000% female! :yes: It wasn’t but it was a first experience. My neighbor used to let me play with her kitty cat…finger her and shyt. I used to hump her until I orgasmed…been having those senssations since I was 8. She was older. But I love men too! :hunching:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    :newpost: I ain’t read it yet tho…

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    San who’s peen was it? :hahaha: :popcorn: Wide you say?

    —————
    :hahaha: Atl dude :yes:

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    The Pearl! says:

    The Pearl! says:

    Gots to say: ain’t nuttin’ wrong with a left (or right) hook!!! No, sir!!!
    _______________
    Not at all Stick and move…bob and weave

    ___
    Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose? :yes:

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    :newpost:

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    I hope you know that breasts were never intended as sexual objects for men (and lesbians) to ogle. The purpose of breasts is to provide sustenance and nutrition to newborns. :drink:

    ——————-
    :rofl: Tell that to my BF

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose?
    _______________________

    Do tell :waiting: Hey Pearl

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    Who Dat says:

    I was traumatized the first time I seen a dack. I went home and went to sleep in the middle of the day (no school–summer time) for I aint kidding about 6 hours. I was like 10-11. Some lil nasty 12 year old showed me his. My grandmother thought I was sick. I was though. :rofl:

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    Ty says:

    I hope you know that breasts were never intended as sexual objects for men (and lesbians) to ogle.
    _______________
    *files ogle in memory bank down from mandinga*

    :dead: @ Tina’s bedazzled creations being carried by Maxway/Conway :crying:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Short recap brung to yall on Hallerween-Eve. By Kdub.
    ____________

    Nawl. Date night recap. :waiting:

    SN: Kenya West :dead:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Who Dat says:

    What I miss about 3LDub
    BRB
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    What about my recap K-Dub? :brokenheart:

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    The Pearl! says:

    Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose?
    _______________________

    Do tell Hey Pearl

    _______
    :waves: Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Oprah’s :rofl: I KNEW girls humped pillows!!!! :yahoo:

    @KWall :rofl:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    @Phro – I don’t anymore, but yes I did! :tmi: :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @ThePearl I have a regular sized nose… and ummmm my pops did fine by me.. ;) :lol:

    I always thought your peen curved in the direction of the way you yacked over time… :rofl:

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack!
    __________________________

    Ok. Learn something new everyday

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Oprah’s :rofl:

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    Jdore says:

    :waves: Hey Diva and Jenie!!!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Ya’ll going to have these women checking noses, and feeling for low hangers now… :rofl: :no:

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    The Pearl! says:

    @ThePearl I have a regular sized nose… and ummmm my pops did fine by me..

    I always thought your peen curved in the direction of the way you yacked over time…

    __________
    @Phro….there are always exceptions to the rule! But me and my girls had a roundtable discussion about this subject one day. We ALL learned SO much! :yes:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @ThePearl :rofl: Do you all check the middle finger too?

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    @ ThePearl – I have never heard of such a thing! Now I’m gonna have to keep this in mind!

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    Sincerity7 says:

    Church folks the biggest freaks anyways. :hump: Be fruitful and multiply. :sperm:

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    KP Gibson says:

    I have heard that church folks are weird and they do crazy stuff anyway. I mean who the f**K puts a buildind in that shape. :nun:

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