Pastor Jamal Bryant: “These Hoes Ain’t Loyal”

Jamal Bryant

Pastor Jamal Bryant raised eyebrows when he inserted a popular hip hop catchphrase into his fiery sermon at the Empowerment Temple in Baltimore, MD, on Sunday.

Bryant recited the title of a popular Chris Brown song when he told his flock “These hoes ain’t loyal!” Surprisingly his congregation cheered and stomped their feet as if in agreement with the pastor’s description of young women who may have lost their way in life.

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    • Hearts~n~Kisses

      :facepalm: SMDH

    • bama_n_jersey

      Well dang…..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      He must be kinfolk to the pastor that did the funeral I went to few weeks byke. Talmbout there is no YouTube for life :facepalm: have several

    • GWU

      End of days. I keep ignoring the signs, but where else could all of this bullsh*t be leading.

    • TruGemini

      I mean, well, they ain’t tho… :shrug: Least he wuddnt lying

    • Hearts~n~Kisses

      @Missy, Say whet?!! I missed that story! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      Y’all I went to Tamar Braxton concert last night… she showed up and showed out! I am a Tamartian officially :lol:

      Oh and I almost had to either slap a bish or let her slap me, press charges , and sure her. I hadn’t decided what I was gonna do but I laid out her options she chose to walk away :rofl: Le sigh people ALWAYS try light skinned women.

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    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      GWU says:

      End of days. I keep ignoring the signs, but where else could all of this bullsh*t be leading.
      _________________

      He was dead wrong for that. God is not pleased. :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      @Hearts I was live blogging the MESS of a funeral I was at :lol:

    • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

      Sandra Rose says:

      GWU says:

      End of days. I keep ignoring the signs, but where else could all of this bullsh*t be leading.
      _________________

      He was dead wrong for that. God is not pleased.

      ————–

      But these hoes ain’t loyal… maybe he meant the hoe preachers? God probably gave up on the world long ago.

    • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

      well he DID have on a mint green suit so whaddayu expect? :shrug:

      preaching is just the next stage of hustling after niggs get tired of going to jail. tax free money just pouring in from addicts, all the hoes you can shake a stick at, gift of gab…..same hustle, less work.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Shyt :facepalm:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Hell these churches ain’t either :no: Lord have mercy Jesus :facepalm:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :tape:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      GWU says:

      End of days. I keep ignoring the signs, but where else could all of this bullsh*t be leading.
      _______________

      :cosign: God is not even dwelling in these places at all :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      :lol:
      They went wild too.

    • essenze

      Lawd why my city? I am Baltimore born and raised. This man has always gotten a side eye from me. From having children outside his marriage to appearing on that dating show with Omorosa. He just screams opportunist. His congregation is scary loyal. I refuse to go to that church

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      well he DID have on a mint green suit so whaddayu expect?

      ===========

      Just his blazer is mint green thank you :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      so whats the outrage?? cause he said Hoes? :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      I shouted with the congregation. Am EYE less saved than thou? Willist The Lord shun me at the gates? :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Should I watch it? Sandra, you watched it? :yawn: So lazy today.

      My pastor said Damn Sunday. She was like, “it was gonna come out anyway!” You could tell she was tryna to say something else but she was moved. :hahaha: We all laughed.

      He don’t look Favored like my pastor tho. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      @USER
      “well he DID have on a mint green suit so whaddayu expect?

      preaching is just the next stage of hustling after niggs get tired of going to jail. tax free money just pouring in from addicts, all the hoes you can shake a stick at, gift of gab…..same hustle, less work.
      ________________________________

      :yes:

      Dude I went to high school with could make Satan blush with his sinning.

      Saw his Dad a few years ago and he told me that nigga was a preacher now and had his own church and everything. Talkin bout all 3 of his baby mommas attend the church. :rofl:

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      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      They went wild too.
      _______________

      if they are anyting like my “saved” friend they probably just got rolled into church after just busting it wide open to that song in the club.

      saturday night, sunday morning. same songs being played. :lol: blurred lines fa real!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I want Jamal to get right with GOD (and do it now). :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      @ESSENZE
      “From having children outside his marriage…”
      __________________

      Why you all up in that mayne bitness like that tho?
      :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      Why them grandmas and aunties standing up :clap: like they pulled into the church parking lot bumping that CB? :listen: :rofl:

    • essenze

      lol @man I’m just saying. Anybody from this area know about Pastor Bryant slick ass

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      But these hoes ain’t loyal… maybe he meant the hoe preachers? God probably gave up on the world long ago.
      ————
      So what planet do you think we should move to to go to Heaven? So I serve an intergalactic God or nah? :thinking:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      SMH :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :hahaha:

      :rofl: :phew:

      Seriously, it was highly inappropriate but ummh . . . his congregation was praising it
      :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      From having children outside his marriage to appearing on that dating show with Omorosa.

      =============

      Oh so a Pastor can’t be on a search to find true love? He can’t spread his seed as the bible intended? He can’t be fashion forward with his spring ensemble? He can’t take to heart the profound word of Breezy in regards to these hoes in these streets?

      Y’all are being too harsh on this man. This child of god.
      How dare you? <– she sounds hideous voice

    • aRoTh

      He said whet??? :blink:

      There is no honor amoung thieves, I tell ya’. :facepalm:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      essenze says:

      lol @man I’m just saying. Anybody from this area know about Pastor Bryant slick ass
      June 4, 2014 at 2:14 pm
      ——–
      Shoot I know about Pastor Bryant :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      So what planet do you think we should move to to go to Heaven?
      ~~~~
      MaYnE, dang!
      :lolsign:

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      VDot says:

      Why them grandmas and aunties standing up like they pulled into the church parking lot bumping that CB?
      _______________________

      cuz they did and bout to put it right back on when they hop back in the car :steer: :buttshake:

      talmbout the kids must have changed the station :rolleyes:

    • OpinionHated

      I went to church with my moms mother’s day and the pastor said “I’m gonna preach the hell outta you”…. I was done……

      Sidenote – why would a ho be loyal – a ho’s services are based on highest bidder – that’s like telling a stripper to keep her clothes on….

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      GWU says:

      End of days.

      _______________________

      To quote fallen Rose NaijaGal “Jesus didn’t come back during slavery, Holocaust, Rawanda, etc I just don’t see Him coming back for this”

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • Torae

      Is he talking about himself? because he wasn’t loyal to his wife and was on some hoe sh*t! and I went to his church before. 99.9 percent of the women in his church are groupies waiting for their chance. Brainwashed congregation of fake self proclaimed CHRISTIANS.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      Imma just repost this cuz I know y’all care:

      I went to Tamar Braxton concert last night… she showed up and showed out! I am a Tamartian officially :lol:

      Oh and I almost had to either slap a bish or let her slap me, press charges , and sure her. I hadn’t decided what I was gonna do but I laid out her options she chose to walk away :rofl: Le sigh people ALWAYS try light skinned women.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      You know ya’ll people love a damn show …. this is why I can’t get into none of these damn churches… :nono: If I go to hell (which I am not) it want be because of my azz following these fools for Pastor’s amping these idiots on :no: ignorance… damn …….

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      Seriously, it was highly inappropriate but ummh . . . his congregation was praising it
      ——–
      I think they amused by his grasp of the hip hop slang :rofl: in the Biblical sense of course :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      VDot says:

      To quote fallen Rose NaijaGal “Jesus didn’t come back during slavery, Holocaust, Rawanda, etc I just don’t see Him coming back for this”
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :casket: naiJa :hahaha: is some Damn stOOpid!! :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      From having children outside his marriage

      ______________________

      Well that’s how he knows firsthand these hoes ain’t loyal. :hahaha:

    • Wasting time

      :rofl:
      Now to read the write up!

    • coco creamy

      Jamal aint C@#$% never have been, old sick as bastard, I dont find this out of the notmal. hes doing what most of these pimps do, :shrugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Dude I went to high school with could make Satan blush with his sinning.

      Saw his Dad a few years ago and he told me that nigga was a preacher now and had his own church and everything. Talkin bout all 3 of his baby mommas attend the church. :rofl:
      ________________________________

      um, respect the hustle? :shrug:
      :rofl:

      these jokers couldn’t lead if’n nobody was following :shrug:

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      VDot says:

      To quote fallen Rose NaijaGal “Jesus didn’t come back during slavery, Holocaust, Rawanda, etc I just don’t see Him coming back for this”
      ________________

      Chile :tea:

      Jesus said stop manufacturing crisis and putting his name in mess. :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      missyJ says:

      Imma just repost this cuz I know y’all care:
      I went to Tamar Braxton concert last night… she showed up and showed out! I am a Tamartian officially
      ____________________

      I don’t believe you :no: but your a fan though… she sounds like shyt live… and yes I have heard her plenty of times live (once in concert) and others on youtube…. she sucks :no:

    • OutsidetheBox

      she sounds hideous voice
      _________________

      LMMFAOOOO :heart: ‘d!!!!

    • luVn_liFe…

      MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says: I think they amused by his grasp of the hip hop slang :rofl: in the Biblical sense of course :tea:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :chase: Hurssh! :lol:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      From having children outside his marriage
      ***************************
      So not only are the hoes not loyal and neither is he. Just because someone puts pastor, reverend or minister at the beginning of their name does not mean they need to be followed blindly. If you know chit aint right dont go to that church. Sending your soul to hell following some BS.

    • essenze

      Lol I can’t with you @missyj

    • OutsidetheBox

      To quote fallen Rose NaijaGal “Jesus didn’t come back during slavery, Holocaust, Rawanda, etc I just don’t see Him coming back for this”
      ____________

      :rofl: :koolaid: RIF NAIJA!

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      Pastor Bryabt trying to tell you FIRST hand!!! He done got caught up by a buss it a time or two :lol:

    • coco creamy

      VDot says:

      To quote fallen Rose NaijaGal “Jesus didn’t come back during slavery, Holocaust, Rawanda, etc I just don’t see Him coming back for this”
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      _____________________________________________

      :rofl: every year he’s been dead for 2000 yrs… even in 1820 still the same 2000 yrs :lol: my people :hahaha:

    • aRoTh

      User says:

      and bout to put it right back on when they hop back in the car

      talmbout the kids must have changed the station

      ____________________

      LMAOOOO :rofl:

    • bama_n_jersey

      Umm…@ Missy….why were you about slap the taste out her mouth??

    • essenze

      It was grown ass women at my old job about to fight because one said something unpleasant about Pastor Bryant. His congregation is loyalty is scary in a “Eddie Long congregation scary” way :-(

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      *scoots away from Jenie on account of the if I go to hell comment… Even with the disclaimer
      I don’t need none of that uncertainty to rub off on me. I already gotta now strikes just on today! I thought somebody called Dr. Heavenly’s doorter a rusty bytch :crying1:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I went to Tamar Braxton concert last night… she showed up and showed out! I am a Tamartian officially :lol:
      _________

      I used to like Tamar shady ass then she shaded Bey and that was that :tea: ..but she was on MC the other morning and I didn’t know it was her and I was like, “oohhh Who is that OTB13 I like that song!”

      She was like, “Oh no Ma’am! Oh no that’s TaY-MAR *sassy teen face*
      Me: :eyeroll: Oh. :tea:

    • Wasting time

      I shouted with the congregation. Am EYE less saved than thou? Willist The Lord shun me at the gates? :eek:
      =================================================
      I did too …. :hahaha:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

      But these hoes ain’t loyal… maybe he meant the hoe preachers? God probably gave up on the world long ago.
      ________________

      Somehow I doubt that’s what he meant.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :rofl: @Taken! but maybe if you stop repeating it… :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      You don’t go to church for the pastor, you go for the Lord. :yes:
      What that mayne do or don’t do ain’t yall business! :nono:

      Knowing good and well a lot of yall would burst into flames if you stepped inside a church. :rofl:

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      missyJ says:

      Just his blazer is mint green thank you
      _________________

      with brown pants. this nig lookin like a dam tree and ppl following behind him. his ensemble aint even loyal :facepalm:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      essenze says:
      ——
      I always read your name like Scrappy EZ IZ NI YE :rofl: no seriously I do

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      don’t believe you :no: but your a fan though… she sounds like shyt live… and yes I have heard her plenty of times live (once in concert) and others on youtube…. she sucks :no:

      ——————

      Last night, she killed it :shrugs: I’ve heard her sound like chit too. Live, YouTube, and awards shows. Thankfully when I paid my $30 it was worth it and she had her ish together. Next week maybe not. I went to a Mariah Carey concert a few years byke and I :love: :love: :love: her, it was turrible :wails:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Knowing good and well a lot of yall would burst into flames if you stepped inside a church.
      ~~~
      :ido:

    • MrsMantha

      I dont see what the big deal is.. he’s trying to keep it interesting for the young crowd.

    • essenze

      Awww hush Man

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      I like Tamar. When she’s not doing the most, the gal can sang :yes: Her face is still less than desirable, and she can me too much, but I still like her.

    • MSVALLDAY

      Shiddd erbody know bout Jamal Bryant!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      with brown pants. this nig lookin like a dam tree

      ———

      Oh so now you ont like trees :tea: ? Shameful. Folks just hate nature nowadays. I blame the internet

    • OutsidetheBox

      You don’t go to church for the pastor, you go for the Lord. :yes:
      What that mayne do or don’t do ain’t yall business! :nono:

      Knowing good and well a lot of yall would burst into flames if you stepped inside a church. :rofl:
      ______________________

      :nono: What the verse about not many of my brothers becoming teachers…cause you will be judged with even more strictness.

      A preacher who cant take the heat really should get out of the kitchen…”Shepherds” are supposed to give you knowledge and a greater understanding. :yes:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @missj my gf just went to see Tamar when she was in philly and said she loved it. So I’m with you. I like Tamar.

      On topic…..if my pastor said this I’m walking out. Period. I did laugh though. But when I’m hearing the word, don’t quote songs on the radio to get an amen. I’m not here for that. Judge me I don’t give a damn.

    • Wasting time

      saturday night, sunday morning. same songs being played. :lol: blurred lines fa real!

      and this

      “Jesus didn’t come back during slavery, Holocaust, Rawanda, etc I just don’t see Him coming back for this

      :cosign:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      You don’t go to church for the pastor, you go for the Lord.
      What that mayne do or don’t do ain’t yall business!
      ———
      *stands behind Man and slaps him on the byke* PREACH BRUH!!!! If you ain’t said nothjng else you said that. I think you should go where you feel spiritually led and fed but people can get too caught up in the person and forget the WORD. I don’t like when people use other people as an excuse to not attend church. I mean people at work get on your nerves but you still need them coins and go :lol;

    • ButterflyKisses

      Lawd why my city? I am Baltimore born and raised. This man has always gotten a side eye from me. From having children outside his marriage to appearing on that dating show with Omorosa. He just screams opportunist. His congregation is scary loyal. I refuse to go to that church.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      :thankyou: Say that again .. Let’s not even talk about the “young” lady he had that child with. It was crazy how they tried to cover it up and sweep it under the rug. I’m shocked he made it back to the pulpit so quickly especially since he was making cameos in Bounce movies

    • OutsidetheBox

      but maybe if you stop repeating it…
      __________

      !!! retarded! I mean CONTAINED! :hahaha:

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      MSVALLDAY says:

      Shiddd erbody know bout Jamal Bryant!
      ________________

      I didnt before today but now I do!

      I didnt know about Juanita Bynum until she started texting in tongues on facebook.

      Social Media Legends :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :danban1:

    • Just Looking

      Good Day All – This sounds like his congregation, I have not been inside his church, but I begged mister to take me by there one Sunday. They dress like they going to the club

      In other news…my office building is across the street from Merriweather Post Pavilion, I can hear folks warming up! :yahoo:

      Friday Night :yahoo:
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      Saturday
      Not going : (

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    • OutsidetheBox

      But maybe the Pastor has atoned for his past transgressions? :shrug: The old has passed, new is come in Christ.

      How old the baby is? :lol: :think:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says:

      You don’t go to church for the pastor, you go for the Lord.
      What that mayne do or don’t do ain’t yall business!
      ———
      *stands behind Man and slaps him on the byke* PREACH BRUH!!!! If you ain’t said nothjng else you said that. I think you should go where you feel spiritually led and fed but people can get too caught up in the person and forget the WORD. I don’t like when people use other people as an excuse to not attend church. I mean people at work get on your nerves but you still need them coins and go :lol;
      _________________

      You better than me then …. :nono: shid ……. I can’t not fellowship or worship with such sorry :nono: way too many distractions

    • OutsidetheBox

      And were he and his wife on break? I heard the matters.. :eek:

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Did he bust a move while he said it? :eek:
      #ineedvisuals :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I didnt know about Juanita Bynum until she started texting in tongues on facebook.
      ~~~~~~~~
      :facepalm:
      gawd

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @taken well me and you are done. Because after the foolishness that went down at the church I used to go to, I quit that church. I could not deal. Sorry

    • I Run New York

      Isn’t this the pastor that got divorced after his wife found out he was cheating?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      @OTB
      “You don’t go to church for the pastor, you go for the Lord.
      What that mayne do or don’t do ain’t yall business!

      Knowing good and well a lot of yall would burst into flames if you stepped inside a church.
      ______________________

      What the verse about not many of my brothers becoming teachers…cause you will be judged with even more strictness.

      A preacher who cant take the heat really should get out of the kitchen…”Shepherds” are supposed to give you knowledge and a greater understanding.
      _______________________________
      :blink:

      When the last time you been to church OTB? :waiting:

      …and I ain’t talkin bout drunk Junebug on the corner spittin out bible verses. :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      How old the baby is?
      _____________________

      :ghost:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      JustLook now that sounds like that might be a good show :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I didnt know about Juanita Bynum
      ________

      So wait you’ve never seen her infamous No more Sheets? :shocked:

      OMG youre the worse for it! You must watch to appreciate her.! #homework

    • The Pearl!

      User Friendly says:

      well he DID have on a mint green suit so whaddayu expect? :shrug:
      preaching is just the next stage of hustling after niggs get tired of going to jail. tax free money just pouring in from addicts, all the hoes you can shake a stick at, gift of gab…..same hustle, less work.
      ________
      Damn!!!!! You said that! I guess the real test is to weed through all the grandstanders, pimps in the pulpits and try to find a church whose pastor is on the straight and narrow. (I try every few years, get disheartened and don’t go back…every once in awhile I’ll accept an invite to visit a friend’s church, but for the most part, I love the Lord, but not these houses of worship.) :no:

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      especially since he was making cameos in Bounce movies
      _____________

      dasss it :ghost: thats much worser than Creflo being in a rap video

      Preachers gone wild :buttshake:

    • essenze

      I agree you don’t go for the man preaching but Lord knows I have been in some dysfunctional congregations. I am still looking for a church home

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      luVn_liFe… says:

      I didnt know about Juanita Bynum until she started texting in tongues on facebook.
      ~~~~~~~~
      :facepalm:
      gawd
      ________________

      I saw that too :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      YO Bama in Jersey! :thankyou: Thanks for your service! :thumbsup:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      JLO – Where is that? I WANNA GO!!

    • Just Looking

      @User – Prophet Bynum because well known for her husband beating her tail in the Holiday Inn Parking lot, not because she saved money and left the light.

    • Just Looking

      @VDOT – Merriweather Post Pavilion, Columbia Maryland

    • essenze

      Lol. Just realized Mistaken said my name using Scrapy vernacular *cries in the corner*

    • OutsidetheBox

      When the last time you been to church OTB? :waiting:
      ________

      :huh: You got jokes or you being serious? I go to church a lot..

      last sunday was Atonement Sunday.. *stank face…dismissive wave* Holla.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      How old the baby is?
      _____________________

      :lol: My OTBayBay :kiss:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      How old the baby is? :lol: :think:
      —-
      :gossip: Baby was probably running around in the back that day :eek: with the hoee ass moms sitting in row 2 :kona:

    • blackblondee

      These h0es ain’t loyal tho!!! U better PREACH!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      And were he and his wife on break?
      ________________________

      so that would make it a ‘praise break’ baby? :think: so mannie questions… Jamal got the answers (but i’m sure he cast them into the sea of forgetfulness)

    • SOTHERNGRL

      On topic…..if my pastor said this I’m walking out. Period. I did laugh though. But when I’m hearing the word, don’t quote songs on the radio to get an amen. I’m not here for that. Judge me I don’t give a damn.
      888888888888888888888888
      @Keya I’m gonna have to give a :cosign: to this. If he wants to attract the younger crowd this damn shole aint the way to do it IMO of course. He just needs a big ass DO BETTER

    • sonjawhite

      This is BEYOND wrong. People stop drinking the KOOL-AID. The state of the Black Community is sad. He who is without sin cast the first ……..NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      Umm…@ Missy….why were you about slap the taste out her mouth??

      =============

      The place was standing room only, so I’m standing in my standing room next to a chick and my cousin on the other side. Her dude walk up and she asks me to move, I said no (negro was over 6 foot I’m 5’8 in my heels but I knew my flats was coming soon :lol: ) His Paul Bunyan azz could be in the byke. She try to call security over… Um bish it is standing room and I’m not touching you what the heyul security gon do??

      Then she asks security, “what happens if I slap her? I’m not from her I can’t with this Detroit chicks.” I said I’m not from Detroit either then In my best She by Sheree voice I said “Who gon slap me boo? You got two choices, slap me and get knocked out and miss the concert or slap me, go to jail and miss the concert… I put my cheek out and said, slap me bish… My cousin, her dude, and security :facepalm: Her :kona: Me :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Isn’t this the pastor that got divorced after his wife found out he was cheating?

      _____________________________

      but you said this like it was just ONE pastor… :hahaha: :phew:

      Keya, what had happened at your church? :popcorn:

    • VAALLDAY

      LMAO

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      On topic…..if my pastor said this I’m walking out. Period. I did laugh though. But when I’m hearing the word, don’t quote songs on the radio to get an amen. I’m not here for that. Judge me I don’t give a damn.
      888888888888888888888888
      @Keya I’m gonna have to give a :cosign: to this. If he wants to attract the younger crowd this damn shole aint the way to do it IMO of course. He just needs a big ass DO BETTER
      _____________________

      :cosign: this too …. I can’t with such bullshyt… and to be honest I don’t even find it funny… I think its sad…. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      …and I ain’t talkin bout drunk Junebug on the corner spittin out bible verses. :eek:
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      FIGHTING WORDS :mad:
      *manufacturing one* :rofl:

      COOKING :kiss:

      Now, anybody on here got a kid that wears :cool: and went to go buy some more, but it’s too soon (less than one yr) to utilize the insurance, and you gotta pay out of pocket :eek:
      (sigh*

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ Usual Suspects

      Nancy Fancy Pants
      OTB
      DTTS
      Luvie
      Jenie
      User
      Pearl
      Wasting TIme?
      Taken…. Must be lunch time
      Unshake
      Man

      Everybody and Ms. Sandra :danban1:

    • luVn_liFe…

      blackblondee says: These h0es ain’t loyal tho!!! U better PREACH!!!
      ~~~~
      You Must of bean there that day?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :welcome: Sonjawhite :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      On topic…..if my pastor said this I’m walking out.

      PROVE IT :woot: …… …… :kona:

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :offtopic: Porsha Williams is joining the Ricky Smiley Morning show :yes: good for her

    • luVn_liFe…

      :hi: JustlOOKING :hug:

      @DTTS I used to go thru that constantly with my son, lil fcuker used to stay bending and breaking his glasses

    • Who Dat

      Recap.

      I took a 2 hour lunch and now I got itis.

    • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

      I would of been the ignant one who stood up and screamed “Preach my nigga Preach!” and waited for an usher to walk me out.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      so that would make it a ‘praise break’ baby? :think: so mannie questions… Jamal got the answers (but i’m sure he cast them into the sea of forgetfulness)

      ___________________________________

      :lol: Getting head and puss while reading the bible.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      LookingGood! :hug:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Listen I know y’all feel like you go to church for God and not the people. And to a point that is true. But when the pastors daughter start flucking your at the time bf now sons father behind your back and the whole church know but you, and then you find out, you say f that place and mutha f these flucking people. Mycousin still go to that cchurch and I still don’t speak to her. Fluck her too. And they all can go directly to hell. Dirty sons of bytches. Every time I see that hoe I have to remind myself that I can’t go to jail over her.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      luVn_liFe… says:

      blackblondee says: These h0es ain’t loyal tho!!! U better PREACH!!!
      ~~~~
      You Must of bean there that day?

      BET she was theee one that got up and did the tap-tap-tap shoulder dance, and then raised the roof :kona:

      #justjoshingblondie :D

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      SOTHERNGRL says:
      On topic…..if my pastor said this I’m walking out.
      PROVE IT :woot: …… ……
      _______________

      If he said this I'm sure he has done other things :lol: hey Bew :hug:

    • coco creamy

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      MisTaken is #unbothered says:

      You don’t go to church for the pastor, you go for the Lord.
      What that mayne do or don’t do ain’t yall business!
      ———
      *stands behind Man and slaps him on the byke* PREACH BRUH!!!! If you ain’t said nothjng else you said that. I think you should go where you feel spiritually led and fed but people can get too caught up in the person and forget the WORD. I don’t like when people use other people as an excuse to not attend church. I mean people at work get on your nerves but you still need them coins and go :lol;
      _________________

      You better than me then …. shid ……. I can’t not fellowship or worship with such sorry way too many distractions

      ________________________________________________

      if what he preaching cant keep him how is it gonna help you , blind lead the blind, you know the rest :coffee: Im with you my sista. Aint no way in :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Luvie says:

      You Must of bean there that day?

      __________________________

      :ghost:

    • Just Looking

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      Isn’t this the pastor that got divorced after his wife found out he was cheating?
      ________________
      former colleague of her says she was a cheater too, she was a pharmacy rep

      :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      BET she was theee one that got up and did the tap-tap-tap shoulder dance, and then raised the roof
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :danban:

    • Who Dat

      But these hoes ain’t loyal… maybe he meant the hoe preachers
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Juanita Bynum?

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Listen I know y’all feel like you go to church for God and not the people. And to a point that is true. But when the pastors daughter start flucking your at the time bf now sons father behind your back and the whole church know but you, and then you find out, you say f that place and mutha f these flucking people. Mycousin still go to that cchurch and I still don’t speak to her. Fluck her too. And they all can go directly to hell. Dirty sons of bytches. Every time I see that hoe I have to remind myself that I can’t go to jail over her.
      __________________

      Oh my :eek:

    • The Pearl!

      @Taken, I wanna follow you (your kids) on IG….what’s your handle on there? :thankyou:

    • bama_n_jersey

      Thanks @DTTS and @Nancy

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *getting :mad: for Nakeya*
      :thinking: Where is Jenny at, to call them folks Charlitans? :eek:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @ddts read my last post. Won’t be the first time I walked out of church. God must really love me because I found out at church one day. Smdh. Took everything in me not to tell the entire place to line it up.

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ Dubb – Hey gal…

      I read went to lunch now I got T I t S

      :kona: :sad: I need a nap

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      Getting head and puss while reading the bible.
      ________________

      :eek:

      SIGN ME UP!

    • luVn_liFe…

      Im feeling like DEEMED coming out soon :hide:

    • ButterflyKisses

      I remember when I used to see him on tv preaching in jerseys and sweatsuits…I knew something was up with him then

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Keya you go to church for the word yes… but we need to use discernment and plain common sense… :tea: That situation sounds confusing and whew :phew: you did right by leaving that church :yes: one thing I do know God is never confusing and bout a bunch of mess :nono:

    • Who Dat

      didnt know about Juanita Bynum until she started texting in tongues on facebook.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      ::: .. : : :………….:. ..:
      ..:::::::::.
      …………:. ..: :
      ::::…. : :…………:. ..:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Because after the foolishness that went down at the church I used to go to, I quit that church. I could not deal. Sorry
      _________

      I quit the church I grew up in cause they was shading the pastor..but he did wrong too. Beat his wife up after finding out she was sleeping with his long time friend, a deacon. :no:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I meant Lord :smack:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Hold up, y’all saying he used to wear long white tees and a snap back to preach in!? Ugh

    • luVn_liFe…

      ButterflyKisses says:I remember when I used to see him on tv preaching in jerseys and sweatsuits…
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      that’s crazy

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      Listen I know y’all feel like you go to church for God and not the people. And to a point that is true. But when the pastors daughter start flucking your at the time bf now sons father behind your back and the whole church know but you, and then you find out, you say f that place and mutha f these flucking people. Mycousin still go to that cchurch and I still don’t speak to her. Fluck her too. And they all can go directly to hell. Dirty sons of bytches. Every time I see that hoe I have to remind myself that I can’t go to jail over her.
      __________________

      :eek:

      So, did he ever confirm he was phucking the hoe?
      :popcorn:

    • bama_n_jersey

      “Who gon slap me boo? You got two choices, slap me and get knocked out and miss the concert or slap me, go to jail and miss the concert… I put my cheek out and said, slap me bish…

      ****************************

      I am trying to listen to a teleconference and almost choked (trying to hold in the laugh) when I read this….where is the mute botton when you need it

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      Keya and Jenie don’t wanna be my fren no mo cause I said Keep Pope Alive :wails: even if the Pastor ain’t perfect :lol: Nah but seriously I say find the church that works for you. One of my favorite pastors Kerwin Lee uses “worldly” analogies to preach and I enjoy it. But he knows his word and WHY he preaches.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Jennie I figured Jesus loved me and was not for the foolishness and I was not either. I was done!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      and if ya Pastor (leader) ain’t bout shyt you can almost guarantee the congregation full of it :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Oh, let me state this on behalf of all the scary congregants: “Y’all best be careful how you put your mouth on the manD of gawd” (THEIR ref: “Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.”)

      but HE werent talm bout the FALSE prophets, was he? :think: and are we to believe that only the prophets are “anointed”? :think:

    • aRoTh

      Man says:

      Knowing good and well a lot of yall would burst into flames if you stepped inside a church
      _______________________

      <—— steps inside (almost) EVERY Sunday and (almost) EVERY 1st Saturday of the monf for communion. :nun:

      Church is for sick ppl anyway. :tea:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @man yup. It was confirmed.

    • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

      times a changing & sin is sin. pastor ‘Mally Mal probably feels like everybody is the same as him and can relate because soon as yall leave yall all go home and break all the rules in the bible.

      Is this about SIN or is it about DECORUM? :popcorn: Im seriously intrigued by this.

      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of. :rolleyes:

    • bama_n_jersey

      luVn_liFe… says:

      blackblondee says: These h0es ain’t loyal tho!!! U better PREACH!!!
      ~~~~
      You Must of bean there that day?

      ———————————
      :dead:

    • Just Looking

      but he did wrong too. Beat his wife up after finding out she was sleeping with his long time friend, a deacon. :no:
      ___________________
      So when are you going to tell us what he did wrong? :kona:

    • coco creamy

      @jenie # 152 chile :clap:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      Oh, let me state this on behalf of all the scary congregants: “Y’all best be careful how you put your mouth on the manD of gawd” (THEIR ref: “Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.”)
      but HE werent talm bout the FALSE prophets, was he? :think: and are we to believe that only the prophets are “anointed”?
      _______________
      :hahaha: :hug: What do you believe ?

    • essenze

      I know churches have become a “business” so to speak but I miss how church use to be. I remember going to this very small church when I was coming up. Man the air barely worked, you gave what you could, we were constantly fundraising to stay afloat but you couldn’t tell me that my church wasn’t the best in the world! It was genuine praise and worship church. I miss that

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      awwwww Keya :hug:
      but what that Karma do? :lol: they still together or nah? :think:

    • coco creamy

      I had a woman tell me not to put my mouth on GOD choosen one (her Preacher) I said I never said matthew, mark, luke or john Im talking about your Wannabe Pastor :coffee:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      coco creamy says:

      @jenie # 152 chile :clap:
      _________________

      Real talk :yes: In my old church I was seeing some things that I didn’t agree with, cliques, certain ministries treating people different… :nono: I like my Pastor and I have never had an issue with him but you can’t tell me every single one of ministry leaders and wife … mean spirited and just flat out not right …. that he don’t have some of the traits :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User :popcorn: Excellent point
      ——
      Personally for me, I PRAISE HIM alot of times everyday, ION go to church too often :no: I read, and I try to do good things in real life, and help people when I can. :shrug:

    • Ms Peaches

      @Ke Ke- That baby is making you mean. Who you call ole rusty as-s sorry as-s heifer. You know by the time the 10th person hear a story it changes. And why do she have to look like Dr Heavelly??

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of.
      ___________________________

      :rofl:

      Den broke every dayum rule in the bible Mon ~ Sat. but then the pastor phuck one outside chick and he ain’t good enough to preach the word to them. :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I miss how church use to be. I remember going to this very small church when I was coming up. Man the air barely worked, you gave what you could, we were constantly fundraising to stay afloat but you couldn’t tell me that my church wasn’t the best in the world! It was genuine praise and worship church
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      aint that the truth EssEnZe, Nothing’s the way is used to be in the good Ol Days. nothing. :|

    • OutsidetheBox

      So when are you going to tell us what he did wrong? :kona:
      _____________

      :tea: Say that.

      :hahaha: :ashamed: But for serious I was SOOOO mad. Everybody knew. All the elders, staff, etc. They all knew but when he monkey stomped her ass, they voted to oust him. I couldn’t believe it. And I was a jit too. Havent had a church home since. My kids/mom’s church is were I go now. Thinking about joining too. I really love it. You know I love it cause service is at 9am sharp. :huh:

    • Just Looking

      Church is a business.

      They got a
      Light bill
      Water bill
      Preacher got a salary
      don’t forget the 50 year mortgagae (why they still doing a building fund)

      Bishop Jakes said the Potter house beent paid for, and he don’t collect no salary. Additionally he said…He done wrote enough books, wrote enough songs, made enough movies…He don’t live off of tithes.

      :nun:

      That’s what I’m talkn bout AMEN :waves: prayer cloth

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Coco now that is a damn fool :tea: Sad … smgdh !!!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      I said “Who gon slap me boo? You got two choices, slap me and get knocked out and miss the concert or slap me, go to jail and miss the concert… I put my cheek out and

      ___________________

      HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!? :rofl:

      FOH yo! :lol:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      The Pearl! says:

      @Taken, I wanna follow you (your kids) on IG….what’s your handle on there?
      ———–
      Girl :stop: You ain’t finna get me caught up on chere!!
      Email me at takencell@ :yahoo: She tried it lololol.
      I just got on IG.. So there is not a lot. I am more active on fb

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I ain’t never call that woman’s baby a rusty Heffa!! Taken just can’t read! Lmao.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of.

      =========

      I’m not trying to lead folks in the way tho. Men/Women of God who want to lead others have a duty to their congregation. “Egregious” sins and even more so public sins bring reproach on God’s name. Also as a leader and just as a Sister in Christ you don’t want you actions to stumble another. I’m not going to quote scriptures tah-day because I was just talking about slapping a chick and don’t want to be a hypocrite :lol: but that’s my .02

    • luVn_liFe…

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:
      Den broke every dayum rule in the bible Mon ~ Sat. but then the pastor phuck one outside chick and he ain’t good enough to preach the word to them. :lol:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Bwahahahahahahahhahahaaaaa THIS MAYNE HERE!!

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Peaches I was talking about my co worker!!!

    • SOTHERNGRL

      @KEYA see that right there is complete and total BULLSH!T. Dont worry about that heffa her azz want prosper. Nasty heffa.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Is this about SIN or is it about DECORUM? :popcorn: Im seriously intrigued by this.

      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of. :rolleyes:
      ______________

      Rules everybody else needs to live by. Not us. :tea:

      :hahaha: Also we can talk about your kids but don’t dare say a word about mine. :karate:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      User :popcorn: Excellent point
      ——
      Personally for me, I PRAISE HIM alot of times everyday, ION go to church too often :no: I read, and I try to do good things in real life, and help people when I can. :shrug:
      ____________________
      :yes: and you will continue to be blessed….. it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks….. You do right … ya get right back …

    • coco creamy

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of.
      ___________________________

      Den broke every dayum rule in the bible Mon ~ Sat. but then the pastor phuck one outside chick and he ain’t good enough to preach the word to them.
      ____________________________________________________

      I dont go inside those places.. Why pay to go to hell when pou can go for free IJS :coffee:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of.

      _____________

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. My homie Jesus surrounded himself with sinners to help spread his word. :yes: Jesus is seeking the sinners and not the righteous

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Nancy she never left her husband, who BTW found out and smacked her up in broad daylight in the street. To this day my sons dad can’t get right. I have my son pray for him at night though…I can’t pray for him because the way my prayers are set up….

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      The place was standing room only, so I’m standing in my standing room next to a chick and my cousin on the other side. Her dude walk up and she asks me to move, I said no (negro was over 6 foot I’m 5’8 in my heels but I knew my flats was coming soon ) His Paul Bunyan azz could be in the byke. She try to call security over… Um bish it is standing room and I’m not touching you what the heyul security gon do??

      Then she asks security, “what happens if I slap her? I’m not from her I can’t with this Detroit chicks.” I said I’m not from Detroit either then In my best She by Sheree voice I said “Who gon slap me boo? You got two choices, slap me and get knocked out and miss the concert or slap me, go to jail and miss the concert… I put my cheek out and said, slap me bish… My cousin, her dude, and security Her Me
      _______________________________

      What u as wearing?
      :coffee:

    • The Pearl!

      :rofl: @MissyJ

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      Oh, let me state this on behalf of all the scary congregants: “Y’all best be careful how you put your mouth on the manD of gawd” (THEIR ref: “Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.”)
      —–/
      :cosign:

      @Key: sorry that happened :(
      I would’ve have stayed and slept with the Pastor (her daddy) to even the score tho. Be in the choir like :whistle: Key don’t see nothing wrong with a lil bump and grind WITH YO DADDDY!! The pastor! BOOM!! *explosion hands*. then the screen shows a picture of him in handcuffs with my pannies on.
      Checkmate BISHES :tea:
      Whole church catch fire and we all go to hell :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      and you will continue to be blessed….. it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks….. You do right … ya get right back …
      ______________

      I concur.
      :coffee:

    • bama_n_jersey

      @DTTS..I don’t go all the time either. I try to live my life in the way that I know He would want me to live it. I do for others, treat people right, and raise my children to know Him.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @southern yup. But I had to go because I’d never go for the word again. I can’t worship and love and be in the sport with people who I feel like are out to hurt me.

    • OutsidetheBox

      It was genuine praise and worship church. I miss that
      _______________

      Maybe seek a different denomination? I am a Baptist who attends a UMC. Worth a thought.

    • OpinionHated

      For all those idiots blindly following a man – this is what the bible has to say bout you and the fool you following:

      Matthew 15:14 ESV

      Let them alone; they are blind guides. And if the blind lead the blind, both will fall into a pit.”

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @taken :dead: long you a fool!!! I’m crying trying to hold this laugh in!!!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      VDot says:

      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of.
      _____________
      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. My homie Jesus surrounded himself with sinners to help spread his word. :yes: Jesus is seeking the sinners and not the righteous
      _______________

      :yes: but he was a example …… of what to be… when a person is in leadership certain things you shouldn’t do period :shrugs: as a leader you have followers… how does it look if I’m a leader of a congregation and then I’m eating poosay in the prayer closet meanwhile fawking ya husband the same night… when these types of people (by the way that was an example) over things… no wonder so much shyt out damn line …. but I’m done with this topic… I will leave it at that ..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      @bama :hug:

      @Jenie :hug: :rofl: if them nigs feel like they can “expect” 10% of my hard-earned salary, then can’t i “expect” them to ‘pray for’ and not ‘prey on’ the congregation? I’m all for giving honor where it’s due, but I ain’t about drinking the communion koolaid :shrug:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      coco creamy says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:
      methinks some of yall dont see the irony of shucking and jiving on the blogs but talking about what kind of church you would walk out of.
      ___________________________
      Den broke every dayum rule in the bible Mon ~ Sat. but then the pastor phuck one outside chick and he ain’t good enough to preach the word to them.
      ____________________________________________________
      I dont go inside those places.. Why pay to go to hell when pou can go for free IJS
      _______________________

      Word! :tea:

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      missyJ says:

      I’m not trying to lead folks in the way tho.
      ___________

      isnt it the duty of a christian to be a witness at all times? sounds to me like the whole church house is playing both sides of the fence.

    • Ms Peaches

      I can’t pray for him because the way my prayers are set up….
      ————————————————–
      :dead:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Personally for me, I PRAISE HIM alot of times everyday, ION go to church too often :no: I read, and I try to do good things in real life, and help people when I can. :shrug:
      ____________

      Got two people livin’ in me, one the realest one a killer
      Luca Brasi, he a sinner..
      Kevin tryna be a Christian.
      Seems life is less fulfilling when living is un-intended
      Performing rituals to whatever God that’ll listen.
      ad a lot of prayers answered, ain’t had to sit in no building
      Run your flap, get you bare for a package, I’m in the building :shrug:

      Rappers have souls too. :tea:

    • aRoTh

      You know I love it cause service is at 9am sharp.
      _______________________

      Tuh! *dismissive wave* *in my snooty voice*

      MY service starts at 730. Home by 930 ((baptism included). Dinner cooked by 10 AYEM! Back :zzz: by 10:01. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      That just reminded me! ION like nobody touching me :lol:

      Somebody touched my arm(rather roughly) after a Frankie Beverly and Maze concert (during encore where EVERYONE else was standing everywhere). She picked me. And I shoved that bish so hard (I was a lil tipsy) she fell byke into somebody and went down :hahaha: I was waiting for security to come cart me away :rofl: I told her “where I was from etc. and she best watch it while she’s in vegas” :dead:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. My homie Jesus surrounded himself with sinners to help spread his word. :yes: Jesus is seeking the sinners and not the righteous
      ___________-
      Sholl did :claps: Sinners hae souls too diddy :crying1:

      But you have to want to change and do it. You can’t be round here selling drugs Monday-Saturday and then preach on Sunday and be all above reproach like *hands up scrunch face* Question not my anointed. I’d be gone Pastor you on that FS. Right in the church :hahaha: :dead:

    • aRoTh

      Nancy says:

      communion koolaid
      _________________

      You mean “Welch’s grape juice”.

      #noartificialflavoring

      LMAOOOO

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      @JENIE
      “but he was a example …… of what to be… when a person is in leadership certain things you shouldn’t do period as a leader you have followers… how does it look if I’m a leader of a congregation and then I’m eating poosay in the prayer closet meanwhile fawking ya husband the same night… when these types of people (by the way that was an example) over things… no wonder so much shyt out damn line …. but I’m done with this topic… I will leave it at that ..”
      ___________________

      You better off just not going to church then cause they all sinners and we know that God don’t weigh no sin more than the other. :yes:

      THEY ALL SINNERS. :eek:

    • aRoTh

      Sinners hae souls too diddy

      :rofl: :ghost: <— my soul – LMAOOOO

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      missyJ says:

      I’m not trying to lead folks in the way tho.
      =================
      WELL, exactly what’re yew trying to do MissyJ? :eek:

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. My homie Jesus surrounded himself with sinners to help spread his word. :yes: Jesus is seeking the sinners and not the righteous
      ________

      Saw a great cartoon meme..

      Jesus standing there with the loaves and fish..and people saying “I cant eat that; I’m vegan..”

      and “has the fish been tested forMercury?”

      or
      “Is the bread Gluten free?”

      :confused: <—Jesus' face.

      :hahaha: :rofl:

    • Just Looking

      @DTTS – Iono like strangers touching me either. Their spirit may be bad and get on me. Remember Fallen :tea:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      how does it look if I’m a leader of a congregation and then I’m eating poosay in the prayer closet
      _____________________
      I just pissed on myself. FOK YOU :ghost:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @JENIE
      “but he was a example …… of what to be… when a person is in leadership certain things you shouldn’t do period as a leader you have followers… how does it look if I’m a leader of a congregation and then I’m eating poosay in the prayer closet meanwhile fawking ya husband the same night… when these types of people (by the way that was an example) over things… no wonder so much shyt out damn line …. but I’m done with this topic… I will leave it at that ..”
      ___________________
      You better off just not going to church then cause they all sinners and we know that God don’t weigh no sin more than the other. :yes:
      THEY ALL SINNERS.
      ______________

      Man :tea: I know … I know …. but come on now … all I’m saying is if ya leading a church … set an example… and not the wrong one :shrugs: hell they praise these Charlatans enough :shrugs: shid !

    • MissHarlem

      Tamar :nun:

      End of days talk always puts me in a giggle fit

      Goes back to read comments

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *makes plan to be at ARoth’s house ON TIME and ready to eat* :rofl:
      #youdoingagrandmamoveYO! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I had a woman tell me not to put my mouth on GOD choosen one (her Preacher) I said I never said matthew, mark, luke or john Im talking about your Wannabe Pastor

      ____________________________

      touché, Sis, touché :fistbump: :hahaha:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      Somebody touched my arm(rather roughly) after a Frankie Beverly and Maze concert
      ______________________
      I hate when old people try to be cool and tell stories :yawn: :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Keya says:

      I can’t pray for him because the way my prayers are set up….

      _____________________________

      HE still working on US Keya :rofl: :hug: :heart:

    • OutsidetheBox

      isnt it the duty of a christian to be a witness at all times? sounds to me like the whole church house is playing both sides of the fence.
      ____________

      I’m right confused myself. :lol:

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      I dont go inside those places.. Why pay to go to hell when pou can go for free IJS
      _________________

      they should just have a cover charge at church anyway and be done with it. the last time I went to somebody’s church (for my friend’s baby to get christianed) they passed around the plate 3 times!

      I was like hol up I aint even here for all dis. I just came because I was invited for the ceremony or whatever. shoooooooooot Im exempt! my son was like when is this over and why they keep asking for my icee money? :crying:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      #209 was meant to say (PAY) these clowns have salaries.. and you mean to tell me you can’t hold it together and be at least a good example :shrugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SON :woot:

      206 :rofl:

      Just Looking says:

      @DTTS – Iono like strangers touching me either. Their spirit may be bad and get on me. Remember Fallen :tea:

      ———-
      Oh yeah :yes: And when I see or feel evil—- I bounce with the quickness! Ain’t no demonic spirit about to get me :eek:

      :karate: Get Byke devil!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      they should just have a cover charge at church anyway and be done with it. the last time I went to somebody’s church (for my friend’s baby to get christianed) they passed around the plate 3 times!
      __________________________

      I thought every church passed the offering 3 times. :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Taken says:

      I would’ve have stayed and slept with the Pastor (her daddy) to even the score tho.

      __________________________

      :crying1:
      :crying1:
      :crying1:

      Lord, she don’t mean it… :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Tuh! *dismissive wave* *in my snooty voice*

      MY service starts at 730. Home by 930 ((baptism included). Dinner cooked by 10 AYEM! Back :zzz: by 10:01. :rofl:
      ____________

      BOL!! See this GROWN woman chit right here! :no:

      Listen that 9am be touching me somewhere deep as it is! You know I prolly just laid down at 3!

      I will tell the kids to call the van QUICK cause “imma be late this morning” but they need to be there on time. :hahaha: They’re members, not me. :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :newpost: :newpost:

    • http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

      I ain’t never going to forgive Jenie for saying Pastor byke stage glazing donuts then walk up in the pulpit like :dance: AYE! AYE! AYE! You get some Jesus and you get some Jesus and you get some Jesus!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Well we know nobody would try to touch your BIG OLE FLOPPY ARM :duel:

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      Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:

      missyJ says:

      I’m not trying to lead folks in the way tho.
      =================
      WELL, exactly what’re yew trying to do MissyJ?
      ________________

      as little as possible :lol: and fight bitches in the club too, apparently :rofl:

      FOH! Missy J (in Missy J voice)

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

      :newpost: for yall sinners!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      Taken says:

      I would’ve have stayed and slept with the Pastor (her daddy) to even the score tho.

      __________________________

      :crying1:
      :crying1:
      :crying1:

      Lord, she don’t mean it… :ghost:

      In hindsight, THAT may have bean thee answer :kona:

    • OutsidetheBox

      #youdoingagrandmamoveYO! :lol:
      _________________

      :thankyou: I thought I was doing something cause my food is usually done by 1!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Just Looking says:

      @DTTS – Iono like strangers touching me either. Their spirit may be bad and get on me. Remember Fallen :tea:
      __________________________________

      I don’t like the touching, and i will not accept anything from folks who don’t like me. you round here tryna undermine my shine in the workplace, but then wanna offer me some of your b-day cake? :nono:
      nah, i’m good… i’ll just eat these stale goldfish and old oyster crackers outta my desk drawer. :eek: :tea:

    • Just Looking

      Yeah, actually you shouldn’t put your mouth on anyone. A child of God that is, but

      The Truth shall set you free

      John 8:32

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I hate when old people try to be cool and tell stories :yawn:
      _________________________

      :hahaha:

    • Wasting time

      So we still judging the pastor though the lord said only he the one with the authority to judge folk….

    • blackblondee

      @luVn_liFe…. I most certainly wish I were there that day!! I would’ve likely fell out on the floor while speaking in tongues. LMAO!!

    • free

      GWU says: End of days. I keep ignoring the signs, but where else could all of this bullsh*t be leading.

      **************

      :cosign:

    • The Pearl!

      :waves: @JustLook! (I’m late as all get-out — had to work, but, um) :waves:

    • The Pearl!

      Girl :stop: You ain’t finna get me caught up on chere!!
      Email me at takencell@ :yahoo: She tried it lololol.
      I just got on IG.. So there is not a lot. I am more active on fb
      _______________
      :rofl: I’m not acting on anything, but I just emailed you! Lea’ Me Alone (Lil Daryl’s voice) :shame:

    • The Pearl!

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @Nancy she never left her husband, who BTW found out and smacked her up in broad daylight in the street. To this day my sons dad can’t get right. I have my son pray for him at night though…I can’t pray for him because the way my prayers are set up….
      _________
      Wait! :stop: This dirty-foot (in GiGi’s voice) bytch was MURRIED???? Oh my dear sweet little 6-lb, 8-oz baby Jesus!

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