Welp, that didn’t take long.
Last August I told you that WNBA players Brittney Griner, left, and Glory Johnson were getting “married”.
Gossip tabloid TMZ reports that both women were arrested yesterday for assaulting each other.
Cops responded to a domestic dispute call at the couple’s Phoenix, AZ, home at 4:30 p.m. Wednesday. Both women had “minor physical injuries” on their bodies, according to the police report. Griner and Johnson were arrested for assault and disorderly conduct. They were released Thursday.
Brittney and Glory dated for less than 6 months before getting “engaged” to each other. 5 months is not enough time to know if you are compatible for life.
That’s why the brain chemical Dopamine exists — to fool humans into thinking we are “in love” for the purposes of reproducing and ensuring the survival of the species. yes, I know Brittney and Glory can’t reproduce with each other. But you get the point.
Most couples never allow themselves to get past the Dopamine phase before making life-altering decisions. That’s why most relationships and marriages end in heartbreak and despair.
In other words, some people — like Brittney Griner, Rihanna, and Ciara — never learn.
Thanks to loyal reader Bird for the tip.
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Scissor Fight
They should go home and scissor it out.
Morning Dubb
The couch pic is cute tho
Brittney I’m sure is the Mister
Wasn’t one of them in trouble before for hitting another “lover”???
So GLORY didn’t want nothing in her HOLE that day, huh?
I have a friend that claims gay relationships are more violent than straight ones. He said when you’re with the same sex you don’t worry about squaring up with them
I would think people know it’s not ok to put your hands on someone period but he said 
He’s the gay guru of the crew so 
Vicky’s Secret and Forever 21…..HOOD MALL STAPLES.
So what is this glory hashtag about? Im scared to look but i know somebody (V!) probably has.
Interesting
I meant ebony
freudian slip
I saw them on an episode of ‘Say Yes to the Dress’…and yes, it was Glory putting on the dress. I remember thinking then “this ain’t gone even make it to the wedding….”
They should go home and scissor it out.
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They prob was fighting over some st8 bytch chit too. They aint no way I can spend the rest of my life wit someone who menstrate, cramp and cut up like I do. Some one will die.
Gloria will marry a man. Watch
That’s why the brain chemical Dopamine exists — to fool humans into thinking we are “in love” for the purposes of reproducing and ensuring the survival of the species.
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Now that right there makes a whole lotta sense….
Vanna is the root of all evil says:
Gloria will marry a man. Watch
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I have to agree with you on this one!
Is this Brittney Griner’s first assault on a partner?? What is the WNBA policy on domestic abuse???
TruGemini says:
I saw them on an episode of ‘Say Yes to the Dress’…and yes, it was Glory putting on the dress. I remember thinking then “this ain’t gone even make it to the wedding….”
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Wonders if that is on Demand, so I can look for signs.
@Gemini – I think the Black chic got her own wedding show on TV 1, she looks great.
I wonder what action the WNBA will take in light of this event. Not like anyone watches it anyway
I want to know what the fight was about???
HEY YA”LL
I’m so prejudiced. Cause I just know that Brittney was not the aggressor. I ain’t got no reason to feel this way, but yet I do. Lordt forgive me.
Brittney get away from Ikeesha bofore it’s too late!!
Glory done told that gurl “phuck off me, I ain’t gay!!!”
Vanna says:
aint no way I can spend the rest of my life wit someone who menstrate, cramp and cut up like I do. Some one will die.
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Hence why I keep that housing paid up at PP’s (Poverty Princess) school. “Ya can’t come hea’.”
DISCLAIMER: My doorter is welcome to stay with me as long as she wants. HOWEVER, if you got somewhere else you can stay, i.e./’pacifically in your dorm at school…..TWO states away…….then don’t let me stand in your way.
@BIRD
you look like this gospel singer, DOTTIE PEEPLES 
Say Yes To The Dress
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I love this show! I have no intention on ever getting married but i been watching it since day one. Used to watch the david tutera one too before he made it into a reality type thing with ppl carrying on.
Vanna is the root of all evil says:
Gloria will marry a man. Watch
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She in her jail cell hollin’……. “I AIN’T GAY NO MO’! I LOVE MENZEZEZ! MENZEZEZMENZEZESMEEEEENNNBBBBABBBBZZZZ! EYEZ BEEN DELIVERT!”
Why homos so violent? they ALWAYS fighting and fussing over
“I AIN’T GAY NO MO’! I LOVE MENZEZEZ! MENZEZEZMENZEZESMEEEEENNNBBBBABBBBZZZZ! EYEZ BEEN DELIVERT!”
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@Aroth –
You probably right!
zeta4lif says:
Glory done told that gurl “phuck off me, I ain’t gay!!!”
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9:06 AM PT — According to the police report, obtained by TMZ Sports, Brittney told cops the two had been fighting for days and were having serious “relationship issues.”
As for the specific incident, cops say there were several people at the home when Brit and Glory began to argue — and the fight turned physical.
Cops say Brittney admitted to throwing a dog bowl at the wall — and then the two began fighting.
Glory’s sister eventually called police because people “couldn’t get them pulled apart” and she didn’t want anyone to get hurt.
When cops arrived, officers say Brittney had several cuts — and a bite wound. Glory was bleeding from the lip.
The WNBA says it’s actively investigating the incident.
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Hmmm, they ain’t sayin who started it. So Brit threw a bowl at the wall. Who threw the first blow at a human? I’m stickin whit Brit. Glory Greens did it.
What were they fighting over — who gonna eat which box first?
zeta4lif says:
@BIRD you look like this gospel singer, DOTTIE PEEPLES
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I had to Google her, but she purty so thanks! I kinda do in my gravie, but I actually don’t. Not even a little.
Hey Zeta
<—- Army Flag (Just for today for the hubby, but all other times after this will be the Navy flag 
) They still have you working hard on that memorial Day project? Did you find the last speaker? 
I don't know what's going on here. I have a feeling some bonafide MESS is about to go down because our facility director just up and retired out of nowhere 
Glory Greens
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Dumb question but what exactly ARE glory greens & why they in a can? What makes em glorious?
@FIYAH I was thinking that also, I know of three
1. my English teacher (MS. GOLDEN) killed by her lesbian lover my freshman year in college (playing both sides of the fence)
2. my classmates gay brother killed by his lover/wrapped in a sheet in his apartment until he started stanking
3. my CO-WORKER considers herself bi-sexual. but in a relationship with a gay woman and almost lost her job behind it cause they stay fighting.
Why homos so violent? they ALWAYS fighting and fussing
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Cause it just ain’t the natural order of biology. Even with animals you gonna have a fight for one to be dominant.
Why do they look like their first names should be switched?
Glad nobody was hurt. I agree…”Glory” looks like she’d do an Anne Hesche (sp?) & be like I was just playin…I aint a gay!
Igbo k my dopamine button is broken
What’s for lunch?
*i think
I don’t know what my phone was thinking
@MILIAN :wave: (Lil Mily’s combat boots)
girl, u know when they up and retire. its some shyt getting ready to go down, that’s how we ended up with a new director about 3yrs ago.
my department is through with the Memorial Day program, they got me doing Housing lectures this week/ next week is our suicide series, I am getting a lot done before the 5th of May before we go on vacation, I’m even working tomorrow
WHANGDANGDOODLE
@TM
Glory Greens
They just showed a girl on the news who’s first name is Evann. It seems nice as a female name.
Side Note – It’s time for the Penn Relays!!
Zeta Mae
Canned greens
I’m not a fan of any canned veggies, meats etc.
Somebody told me once they had canned WHOLE chickens. EWWWWWW… who eat dat?
Petty: what they taste like? What are they?
User Friendly says:
Glory Greens
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Dumb question but what exactly ARE glory greens & why they in a can? What makes em glorious?
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Mainley dey quick and taste fairly presentable.
Whang i saw that canned
once. Dont u ever in life google it 
words cannot even describe the horror 
@petty – I was just thinking the same thing…about lunch! I hate to go out, but the café in the building changed owners and it isn’t better at least the previous owners the food was decent.
You in Philly Petty? We went every year, University City
Bird are you referring to Ikeesha from College Hill? She was a trip. I loved that season though. Specially when ole girl got her head busted to the white meat with a heeled shoe
Don’t eeem get me started on canned “fruit!!” That stuff is from the devil.
Have you ever read the additives? Put it this way, fresh fruit stays good for what..a few days, maybe a week?
But a can a fruit cocktail doesn’t expire until June 2016?? How Sway? And you’re gonna EAT that?
#endrant
*a can of fruit c.o.c.ktail.
Corey Gamble, Kris Jenner, Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus
To be a fly on the wall during this double date! Kris Jenner took to Instagram to share a snap of her power couple double date with her boyfriend Corey Gamble and Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus. “Great night with great friends @tishcyrus @billyraycyrus @coreyg650 #casavega #friendship
Corey STILL hanging in there.
I’s here Fiya. I hate that they mess up the traffic though. Turns my little 7 min commute into 10
They have canned greens the pre packaged greens which they already cut and clean…. I tried them and it was awful
You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM says:
Bird are you referring to Ikeesha from College Hill? She was a trip. I loved that season though. Specially when ole girl got her head busted to the white meat with a heeled shoe
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Nope, talking bout Ikeesha Turner aka Glory Greens.
User Friendly says:
Whang i saw that canned
once. Dont u ever in life google it 
words cannot even describe the horror 
Thanks for the 
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Somebody told me once they had canned WHOLE chickens. EWWWWWW…
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That cannot be a US thing
UF to me they taste like they’ve been sitting in brine solution since they’ve been cute from the ground. Just salty. But as Bird said, they’re a quick fix for some.
harley_quinn says:
They have canned greens the pre packaged greens which they already cut and clean…. I tried them and it was awful
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I once tried the pre-cut/cleaned bags of greens. I still soaked/washed ’em tho and after doing all that…..those things had more stems than greens. Stems & pot liquor. I was
harley_quinn says:
They have canned greens the pre packaged greens which they already cut and clean…. I tried them and it was awful
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I get the Glory Greens 3 or 4 times a years cause I’m lazy and I know I can get away with it with the family who don’t give a damn about they health, but other than that I don’t never buy canned veggies and never ever buy pre-cut/pre-cleaned greens. Homie don’t play dat.
Sandra you ever
one of your hoes for being disrespectful? 
VDot says:
Sandra you ever
one of your hoes for being disrespectful? 
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@WHANG U r so correct when I was sick, they had me eating regular food, when I went to the Cancer Treatment Center they only use fresh, farm grown and organic food and I started getting better, now we go to the farmers market, and when I think about it, I grew up in “garden days” and we were so much healtier than
UFO that ebony hash tag ain’t nothing more than some dacks, pusscees, :jack:
I was all over it 
Glory’s sister eventually called police because people “couldn’t get them pulled apart”
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clash of the titans!
a can of glory greens is probably like the bag of glory greens… a bunch of stems… in the can they just add a cup of salt
Dude CACKLED when he saw he was being filmed.
Ooops..wrong post. *drags comment upstairs*
Not them…not Britney and Glory. If they can’t make it, who can?