Brittney Griner arrested

Welp, that didn’t take long.

Last August I told you that WNBA players Brittney Griner, left, and Glory Johnson were getting “married”.

Gossip tabloid TMZ reports that both women were arrested yesterday for assaulting each other.

Cops responded to a domestic dispute call at the couple’s Phoenix, AZ, home at 4:30 p.m. Wednesday. Both women had “minor physical injuries” on their bodies, according to the police report. Griner and Johnson were arrested for assault and disorderly conduct. They were released Thursday.

Brittney Griner GLory Johnson engaged

Brittney and Glory dated for less than 6 months before getting “engaged” to each other. 5 months is not enough time to know if you are compatible for life.

That’s why the brain chemical Dopamine exists — to fool humans into thinking we are “in love” for the purposes of reproducing and ensuring the survival of the species. yes, I know Brittney and Glory can’t reproduce with each other. But you get the point.

Brittney Griner GLory Johnson engaged

Most couples never allow themselves to get past the Dopamine phase before making life-altering decisions. That’s why most relationships and marriages end in heartbreak and despair.

In other words, some people — like Brittney Griner, Rihanna, and Ciara — never learn.

Thanks to loyal reader Bird for the tip.

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