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If you missed the MTV movie awards last night, you missed comedian Kevin Hart and action movie actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wearing super hero costumes with junk enhancing codpieces to match their oversized egos.

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  • Hater

    Bwahahahahaha is all I gotz!

  • Hater

    Bwahahahahaha is all I gotz!

  • chinkeyez.nish_

    Buttttt whhhhhyyyy did they think this was a good idea? I'll wait lmao

  • chinkeyez.nish_

    Buttttt whhhhhyyyy did they think this was a good idea? I'll wait lmao

  • iWasteTime

    lmaoooo!!

  • iWasteTime

    lmaoooo!!

  • E Love

    Waiting with you...Lol

  • E Love

    Waiting with you...Lol

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    The Roc...??? Kevin Hart...???

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    The Roc...??? Kevin Hart...???

  • Carmen Harrison Johnson

    Waiting on 5pm #RETAGO

  • Carmen Harrison Johnson

    Waiting on 5pm #RETAGO

  • Vonn

    Once upon a time I loved The Rock...until I found out that he was voted most likely to date/marry a white girl in high school.

  • Vonn

    Once upon a time I loved The Rock...until I found out that he was voted most likely to date/marry a white girl in high school.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I have a junk enhancer?? The cock sock 3000? Whenever I wear it,,,All the boys come to the yard?? Of course they're sometimes disappointed when I take my drawls off? But oh wellz??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I have a junk enhancer?? The cock sock 3000? Whenever I wear it,,,All the boys come to the yard?? Of course they're sometimes disappointed when I take my drawls off? But oh wellz??

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    I still would hit that especially if he brings his Scorpion King costume.????

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    I still would hit that especially if he brings his Scorpion King costume.????

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    Rock is suppose to be playing Shazam soon.

  • Vonn

    Lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    ???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I'm glad that Kevin the 'funny guy' still.

  • Guess Who

    So this freepost is designed to get us to talk about their prosthetic junk? LMAO!

  • Fendi

    *man.

  • Vonn

    Yup. He said it in an interview.

  • Fendi

    *Tami Roman voice* "It wasn't not funny!!!"

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I got nothing for them up top. Absolutely nothing.

    OT: So Kylie told Marie Claire "I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs." Bish, whet? Women have been rocking wigs since FOREVER! SN: I found my mama's bag of "party hair" when I was like 7 and went and asked her why she had a bunch of monkeys in a bag. LOL!!!!!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *jacked
    (CNN)Donald
    Trump and Bernie Sanders are confronting the same paradox: the fate of
    their insurgent campaigns built on scorn for the political establishment
    rests on how well they play the inside game.
    For
    Trump, the challenge is shifting from a strategy of piling up state
    primary wins to one that also takes into account states that award
    delegates in a more intricate fashion. Trump's organizational weakness
    in that type of contest was underscored Saturday when he was swept by
    Ted Cruz in the Colorado Republican convention.

    Sanders,
    meanwhile, has to win not only more pledged delegates but also more
    superdelegates -- party officials and other elites who can vote however
    they choose -- if he wants to take the Democratic battle for the White
    House to the convention floor.

    Trump is already making the case that
    the system is inherently unfair and is a symptom of the insider politics
    practiced by distant elites that disenfranchises grass-roots voters
    like those who have flocked to his campaign.

    "You see what's happening to me and Bernie Sanders," Trump said Sunday in Rochester, New York. "It's a corrupt deal going on."

    The 2016 campaign's shift from a simple
    hunt for primary wins is more than a sign that the electoral calendar is
    running out and routes to the nomination for both parties are beginning
    to narrow. It's proof that for all of its busted conventional wisdom
    and broken political rules, the wild presidential campaign is at a point
    where insurgent politics are no longer sufficient to win.

    "The
    nuts and bolts of presidential politics is an archaic language and very
    few people understand it. Outsiders need insiders to be successful,"
    said Republican political strategist Ford O'Connell. "If you want to
    crack the Da Vinci code, you need insiders."

    Trump is doing just that. Last week, he hired Paul Manafort, a master of insider politics, to run his convention strategy.

    Still, Trump and Sanders start at a disadvantage in the inside game.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm sorry, but Kevin Hart cracks me up! ROFL!

  • Finding Forever…

    ....hero costumes with junk enhancing codpieces...
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    JUST WOOOOOOWWWW...HIS RESPONSE TO US ON HIS FAUX SITUATION (YOUR WORDS & NOT MINE)--SEE PIC...I STILLLL LOVE ME SOME ROCK, I SMEELLLLL-LLLLLL WHAT YOU'RE COOKIN'...LOL

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    He never is to me.

  • Fendi

    I was being facetious. I said a white man. After the WWE, when Le Rock decided he wanted to be an action starra, he began looking very light in the loafers. That weight lifting and isht is just a rouse to keep people off of his true scent, which is that of someone with eggplant breath. No parmesana.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    ...

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    He's like that one dumb friend you have in real life! LL

  • Fendi

    I actually found that tweet hilarious. I don't listen to Future, but his point is valid.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *whispers correcting yew* It's an "Extender" *snickers*

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    who can make you laugh real hard at something real stupid, even when you don't feel like laughing, LOL!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    pls don't contribute... tears!

  • Fendi

    Kylie thinks life began when she inflated her lips. Big Lil' Ang needs to realize that Jane Fonda, Raquel Welch, Liz Taylor and a host of other talented, noteworthy white wimmins wore wigs and falls when Kang Kris was defecating in diapers. Bless those injected with silicone, for it oftentimes seeps into their brains.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    "monkeys in a bag"
    ________________________
    lawd, you got it coming.... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Vonn

    Gotcha.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *jacked A long time ago I read how suicides happen in waves. This reminded me of it.

    (CNN) In the beleaguered, isolated community of the Ontario First Nation of Attawapiskat, one of the greatest dangers comes from within.

    The 2,000-strong indigenous community in the far north of the Canadian
    province has seen a spate of suicide attempts over the past eight months -- over 100 members, young and old, have tried to take their own lives.

    The situation came to a heartbreaking head this weekend, as community leaders in the tiny James Bay town were forced to declare a formal state of emergency after 11 people attempted to kill themselves Saturday.

    "Community front line resources are exhausted, and no additional outside resources are available," the declaration says.

    Saturday's shocking revelations follow another tragic month -- 28 Attawapiskat residents attempted suicide in March, more than 100 since September of last year.

    CNN affiliate CBC reports that amongst the dozens of suicide attempts, the youngest person was 11 years old, while the oldest was 71. One person has successfully taken their life since September.

    The Assembly of First Nations, an organization representing indigenous people in Canada, said this is "a national tragedy and a national shame that demands immediate action and attention."

    "First Nation" refers to non-Inuit and non-Metis indigenous people in Canada. There are 617 First Nation communities across the country.

    "We repeat our call for a national strategy to address First Nations
    suicide," the Assembly's national chief, Perry Bellegarde, said.

    This isn't the first time that suicide has prompted a state of emergency in
    Canada. The Pimicikamak Cree Nation community in northern Manitoba last month declared their own state of emergency after enduring six
    self-inflcted deaths over a period of just a few months.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    (I blame Marie Claire for even interviewing this little middle school drop-out)

  • Finding Forever…

    I've seen fashion magazines given them CREDIT for CORNROWS...LIKE REALLY? WE'VE BEEN WEARING THAT ISH FOR YEARS--DECADES EVEN (FROM STYLE TO HAIR PROECTION, UP UNDER YOUR MOMS WIG...LOL), BUT OF COURSE ANYONE CAN PUT A SPIN ON IT & IT'S THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD... SADLY--WE GREAT & THEY KNOW IT...CAN'T BEAT US, THEN JOIN US!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    WHALE he buys so much "stuff" that I'm sure he's forgotten the proper names https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0049cf960a5b6a97a345b58ce6c07b9bfc92c04b123cc6cb3edb061379dc2ca9.jpg

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Kylie Jenner said in Marie Clare that SHE started the wig trend."I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs," Kylie told the mag. "Kim [Kardashian] just used my wig guy last night," Kylie added. "I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow." This lil delusional bytch...I'm starting to think delusion, hoeism, thievery, fakery, and narcissism are in these chicks DNA.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Oh crap, I just posted this. Let me delete, I'm all late. However let me repeat that I now believe delusion, hoeism, thievery, fakery, and narcissism are in these chicks DNA.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I was 7, those wigs scared the crap out of me!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    oh, I thought he had got into some of Uncle Peaches stuff and didn't know what to do with it (wouldn't be the first time)

  • Ni Ni

    Well, I'm reading a story on yahoo about a 32yr mother has six kids, but left her three year old in walmart for seven damn hours while she went to lay up with some no good man. Her grandma says she is stressed out and mentally ill. Somebody needs to tie her tubes.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    LOL!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *jacked

    How much sex should you be having?

    By Carina Storrs, Special to CNN

    (CNN) Are you having enough sex? You might have wondered if you should up your bedroom activity after reading about other couples' resolutions to have sex every day or about all the health benefits of getting horizontal.

    In what might be welcome news for everyone exhausted from work and
    frazzled from kids, research suggests you don't have to get down every
    day to reap the rewards of sex, at least in terms of happiness and
    relationship closeness.

    A recent study found that, although married people or people in committed relationships who had more sex tended to report feeling happier, the benefit leveled off at a sexual frequency of once a week. Those who said they did the deed four or more times a week did not report feeling any happier than those who had trysts only weekly.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    What you said before you deleted it about it being in their DNA...it is. They learned from the best from Mama Kris. She is very good at what she does.

  • Locapoca

    They really had that as a senior superlative in the yearbook???? ? http://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_blink.gif

  • It’s Taurus Season

    New single mammy post

  • Fendi

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ????? Poor The Donald.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    OH! I forgot about THAT possibility! You're probably right! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5406a067d89d1924f4f9967857b7ca15a701e44524df7514659efb170810c224.gif <--UncP on Fri night waiting on nephew to bring back his trick bag *snorts*

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Ok, how about people are dragging Ciara for not saying Future's name when announcing Billboard Award nominees. I feel like she knew his name was there, she knows she can't say it due to the gag order they have in place, and she should not have even let that shyt happen. Luda's azz should have read the whole category.

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    New post Ciara

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    his Becky game musta been strong huh, Loca! LOL!

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    No I am not having nearly enough sex.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I swear I just erased "trick bag" in that last comment!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    oh well, I guess we'll just wait for one of the children to be harmed in some way and THEN maybe she'll get the help she needs, smh

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers
  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    I believe this. People who get laid on the regular are more relaxed in general.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    How many faces got slapped with that cawk sock?????? Prolly someone riding Bambi's pink bike with a basket with a cawk print on their left cheek.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Messy. I don't blame you.

  • Monday

    I'm over Kevin Hart...

    Am I the only one?

  • Jean Paul Le’vonne

    Have you ever noticed that women have a gift to be quite manipulative towards men?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???

  • product of 79

    ?....

  • Dr.Rue

    I stopped watching awards shows

  • SpideySense

    Self fulfilling prophecy

  • Fendi

    4/12/16 is free ice cream cone day at Ben & Jerry's. You can go on their site and use the store locator to find a participating location in your area. It is from 12pm-8pm tomorrow. No coupon required! ?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today
  • PussyGal0re

    I heard Kevin has s big d*ck.......for a little man.

  • PussyGal0re

    LMAO?!!

  • Mo’nie

    Kevin's junk is enhanced? I mean even with the enhanced costume.. It looks wittle...

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    As somebody who's allegedly met the Rokkk? Lemme just tell you...Ewwww and his cousin/stuntman...Yanno how some folk act...Uncomfortable around people of color?? I mean..,I'll take Kevin any day??

  • Hmmm~?

    His first wife, the mother of his child, wasn't white. She was hispanic I believe. His current wife looks white but I think she's mixed with something.

  • Charallday

    Oh wow

  • Charallday

    Really? Thats crazy BUT they werent far off

  • Charallday

    ???????

  • Charallday

    First wife was Puerto Rican and his new chick is Armenian

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    Which is odd seeing as how Dwayne is a person of color himself.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Uhhhhhhh hellllllllllo??

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    I knew he had issues with his blackness, when he only spoke about his Samoan side. Yeah like we're suppose to ignore that his fathers a big black man/ former wrestler. I see you Rocky and your Preference for ?( allegedly)

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??????????

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Kevin Hart looks like he might fall forward the costume probably weighs half as much as him ??

  • MRiGOThim

    the ROCK been fine since 99 damn!!!

  • Hater

    Sho was! ?
    Truly liked him better w/hair....

  • Candylicious

    That's a very bad cosplay I must say

  • JustB

    He said he is black

  • T3

    Nope

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    STOPPED WATCHING THE MOVIE AWARDS AROUND 10TH GRADE...MEH.

  • Satin Panther

    The Rock looks like he has a camel toe

  • Satin Panther

    The Rock looks like he has a camel toe