Kanye West Brings Jesus Christ On Stage In Seattle

With the advent of President Obama's initiative to force gay marriage on Americans, many people are questioning whether God exists at all.

Music producer and rap artist Kanye West settled that question when he invited Jesus Christ Himself onstage to speak to the masses during a concert in Seattle. As Jesus commanded Kanye to go forth and show people "the light" and "the truth," incredulous concert goers in the audience screamed "JESUS IS BLACK!"

Watch the video after the break.

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Judge orders boy name changed from Messiah A Tennessee couple who couldn't agree on a last name for their infant son ended up in front of a Bible thumping judge who ordered that they change the boy's first name from Messiah to a more acceptable name for black boy's: Martin.

Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew ordered Jaleesa Martin and the father of the 7-month-old boy to change his name to "Martin DeShawn McCullough," because it includes both parent's last names. Judge Bellow was unhappy with the child's first name because, according to her, only "one person" has ever been named Messiah.

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Fan slaps Beyonce's Butt

A nervous Beyonce has increased the security for her show in London on Saturday amid fears of being attacked by a former Stan-turned-stalker.

London's Daily Mail reports that the 31-year-old mother-of-one met fan Bassey Essien at a function in London in 2009, where he attempted to give her a diary full of religious notes. Since then Essien has mailed numerous letters to Beyonce.

Police can't keep Essien out of Beyonce's concert if he has a valid ticket. So Beyonce's legal team went to a London court to get a restraining order against the young man.

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A group of Indiana students are rallying for a separate prom that excludes homosexual students, WTWO reports.

The students, their parents, teachers, and others believe gays should be banned from the Sullivan High School prom next Sunday at the Sullivan First Christian Church.

"We don't agree with [homosexuality] and it's offensive to us," said Diana Medley, a special education teacher at another school in town.

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If you thought the dead birds falling from the sky in Arkansas was an omen -- you were correct.

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Chris is set to make His first official appearance on earth since being nailed to that cross about 2,000 years ago. This, according to an expert who used mathematics and dates from the Bible to determine the exact date.

According to Splash News, the billboard is erected near one of the busiest roads in Los Angeles for the purpose of high visibility to the heathens and sinners driving by.

The date 'May 21st 2011' is printed on the huge billboard. A religious website named www.wecanknow.com is behind the advertisement. An American Christian radio broadcaster named Harold Camping has predicted this exact day using mathematics and dates from the Bible. He also predicts that this will be the start of Judgement Day and the end of the World will follow on October 21, 2011.