Guess whose cellulite and cottage cheese, bullet riddled ass this is? I swear, I don’t know why other bloggers put so much time and energy into blogging about this chick. She looks like an albino to me. And her gnarly hands make me want to hurl. My 80-year-old mom has softer hands than her. COLOSSAL FAIL!

See who it is on the other side…

It’s Amber Hoes

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