Ladies, I know how much you love DJ Holiday, the mixtape King of the South. So last night, I brought him in for questioning. I interrogated him for 60 minutes straight and I was able to extract the information that you need. I tried to get him to take his shrt off for some hawt Morning Wood pics, but he refused (he so shy). Maybe if Holiday reads the comments and sees your pleas for real “Wood” pics, he’ll change his mind.
Anyway, last week, I wrote that DJ Holiday was going ‘Hollywood’ and he quickly responded with vigorous denials. DJ Holiday is one of the top DJ’s in the industry, in addition to being Gucci Mane’s exclusive producer. As you know, Gucci is currently incarcerated, but that hasn’t stopped him! Holiday plans to drop Gucci Mane’s official mixtape on April 13 titled The BurrrPrint 2HD on Asylum Records.
Here’s what DJ Holiday had to say about the official Gucci Mane mixtape:
The label thought it would be a good idea because our mxtapes are so successful as far as what we do in the streets. You know, the whole Southeast — all over. Me and [Gucci] put together a little mixtape and it’s like a collection of everything, you know. A couple of new tracks from Ludacris, Rick Ross, Jim Jones. Just me talking on it and doing my one-two thing.
What’s unique about it is we actually recorded songs from him over the phone. I took his vocals from him rapping on the phone and matched it up to a beat from [local producer] Drumma Boy. That’s like never been done before. That’s gon’ be something different. It’s like the first track on there.
You know, I feel like I got the upper hand right now as far as the mixtape game. God’s blessed me for people all around the world to know my name and my brand and what I’m doin’. I’m definitely up and coming!
Age: 27
Height: 5-11
Weight: 205 lbs.
Marital status: “Just say I’m married to the game”
Car: “Nissan 350Z and a 2010 Range Rover”
How you living?: “I bought a house. It’s comfortable, 4 bedrooms, 5 baths”
What type of women gets your attention:
“A woman who’s got a damn job, with a good head on her shoulders and can hold a real conversation, you know what I’m sayin’?”
How can a woman impress you:
“I tend to shoot for the girls who light up the room. Somebody who just kinda stands out. I know every n*gga in here is gonna try to holla at her. But I’m just going by my environment because it’s my club. I’m a DJ so that’s my environment. I ain’t gon’ lie. I have went to a Barnes & Nobles before, and a coffee shop just to see what’s in there. Just to get a different scenery. Just fly to L.A. for the weekend or something like that. Just to get a different view.
What turns you off about a woman?:
The one’s who’s been in heavy rotation with every rapper, NBA and football player that comes through the muthaf***ing club. And you know me, I know that because I DJ at the clubs! It’s very, very easy to pinpoint ’em!
Follow DJ Holiday
Twitter: http://twitter.com/Djholiday
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/djholiday1
The white tee stage hasn’t played out yet???
Never heard of him, but at least he didn’t make an ignorant comment regarding his likings of women, like some ignorant men do.
I dont really care for the first pic, but the 2nd and 3rd pic is jusssstttttt fine
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
The white tee stage hasn’t played out yet???
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Speaking of ignorant things that men say regarding women, does anybody watch Bridezillas? Well, I’ve seen at least two episodes where the grooms would be asked what attracted them to their brides, and the ignant a**es would say the bride’s a**es. How damn ignant is that to say about your now wife????
What type of women gets your attention:
“A woman who’s got a damn job, with a good head on her shoulders and can hold a real conversation, you know what I’m sayin’?”
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If you are going to be saying “you know what I’m sayin’?” while we are having a conversation….you are they one who can’t “hold a “conversation”.
#rockosalute
He’s not chocolate enough for me
I love a dark skinned man with a nice smile
I saw him last year booed up in the club w/ Risky from Real Chance of Love.
awww hes *cute*
Hmmmmm I for one wouldn’t mind a morning wood post he looks like he has a nice body and I can appreciate that at work in the morning. I will wait on a more in depth interview to really see if he’s ignant that was his representative at the moment.
NIKA HE MEANT TO SAY “NAHMEAN”
I guess

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
NIKA HE MEANT TO SAY “NAHMEAN”
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Car: “Nissan 350Z (paid off) and a 2010 Range Rover”
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lol.
@nika405
Do u know what Im saying!
I’m lost, at first he said he wants a girl that stands out, one that every ‘Nigga’ in the club would want …. then he says he hates the girls that have been through all the NBA, NFL players and rappers …. AREN’T THEY THE SAME GIRL :confused:
I have a crabbly blue chevy nova (paid off) a la Axel Foley
Sandra, I see you’re trying hard to give us some Morning Wood. What happened to “Civil Engineer” as some Morning Wood??
well he looks like he has some nice arms. maybe sandra can get him to throw on a tank, jeans and a pair of Timbs. that way he is comfy while we get to be nosey.
He’s a cutie pie… but his youth comes out in his “club vernacular”. And please don’t use the “n word” in an interview. Doesn’t matter who you’re talking to – very ignorant.
By the way regular posters… I’m mad at all of you.
and I never received an e-welcome packet!! Shame on all of you!! 
A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
BlacJay Says:
I’m lost, at first he said he wants a girl that stands out, one that every ‘Nigga’ in the club would want …. then he says he hates the girls that have been through all the NBA, NFL players and rappers …. AREN’T THEY THE SAME GIRL
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The women he is talking about in the latter Q & A are probably women like Aunt Viv and Gabby.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Sandra, I see you’re trying hard to give us some Morning Wood. What happened to “Civil Engineer” as some Morning Wood??
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He does have a nice smile
A nice smile is all fine and dandy but that is not gonna make me scream your name like I’m being slaughtered!
FloridaChick813 Says:
A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
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‘Gay baby daddy’s boyfriend??’ Thennnnn this –>
Say whaaaaat???
This –>
PAGING/CALLING/EMAILING/TWITTERING/FACEBOOKING/MYSPACING/SKYPING/USTREAMING DAISY!!!!!!!
DAISY TO THE DJ HOLIDAY POST PLEASE!!!!!!!
WE ARE IN THE NEED FOR A E-WELCOME PACKET FOR KJSMOMMY!!!!!!
A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
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:surprised:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
A nice smile is all fine and dandy but that is not gonna make me scream your name like I’m being slaughtered!
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My boo has a big ol’ colgate smile and while he’s getting it in he is usually CHEESING
Reminds me of the boy from THE WOOD who loses his virginity.. U member that??
I know with a nose like that He gota be smelling what the rock is cooking!!! He got a snoooooozzzzzzzeerrrrr on him!!!! oh lordy
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
FloridaChick813 Says:
A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
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This –> ‘Gay baby daddy’s boyfriend??’ Thennnnn this –> Say whaaaaat???
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Damn ya’ll dont listen
I’ve shared this before LOL
@KJS
*e welcome packet* where ya from/repping/married/single/kids and who if anybody do u stan for in fun?
welcome to the jungle I mean SR fam!!!
FloridaChick813 Says:
PAGING/CALLING/EMAILING/TWITTERING/FACEBOOKING/MYSPACING/SKYPING/USTREAMING DAISY!!!!!!!
DAISY TO THE DJ HOLIDAY POST PLEASE!!!!!!!
WE ARE IN THE NEED FOR A E-WELCOME PACKET FOR KJSMOMMY!!!!!!
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LOL….i’m not that new ummmm maybe like….4 months or so…I feel left out also
can u help a sista out!!
QuettaV Says:
I know with a nose like that He gota be smelling what the rock is cooking!!! He got a snoooooozzzzzzzeerrrrr on him!!!! oh lordy
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Well im certainly glad someone is keeping it REAL today. I was thinking the same thing, I just didnt wanna be the mean one and say it. But he has a wide set face, I dont like his lips either.. H3ll, I dont like that FIRST pic. Point. Blank. Period
Flo you not doin somethin right if you smilin at me while we are goin at it! U need to be lookin at me like you are tired of havin to tell me over and over and you need to show my hard headed ass!
He sounds like a cool dude. Is this morning wood Sandra??
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Flo you not doin somethin right if you smilin at me while we are goin at it! U need to be lookin at me like you are tired of havin to tell me over and over and you need to show my hard headed ass!
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Damn, I thought I liked it rough!
Good Morning Brown & Flo & SR FAM
mornin CHB!
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
@ Ms.Gama **blows noisemaker, throws confetti**
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His facial features are very, should I say, strong and prominent…
He is a cutie but that nose is not the business…I know its what God gave him but dang…..
350z…dudes still drive those!!!!!! I can feel the RR, I was looking at it on Thursday at the dealer….and it is nice as can be!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Flo you not doin somethin right if you smilin at me while we are goin at it! U need to be lookin at me like you are tired of havin to tell me over and over and you need to show my hard headed ass!
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That boy is tooo big, im telling you, he cant do me like that or i’ll bleed to death
Hey CHB!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
I have a crabbly blue chevy nova (paid off) a la Axel Foley
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too funny…
FloridaChick813 Says:
A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
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I remember that story. He finally came out the closet and told you that he was gay.
Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.
Dude, fine as hell to me. I like guys with big features, nose, lips, hands, feet, etc.
He looks like he could get in
but at the same time he seems to be playing the field with club groupies. A real woman like myself would have him speaking in tounges.
#youknowwhatI’msayin?
hey kjsmommy and Ms.Gama
See all that nasty talk is why y’all got Sandra trying to
get a finder’s fee for me 
e-pimp our arses right now…she ain’t slick…bringing the people to us, talking about here is his twitter info etc. ain’t nobody ask for all that…LOL…she ain’t slick…she WILL NOT
In related news, I am searching and searching, but he doesn’t do it for me….i think its the nose…
Gypsy says:
Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.
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Now, James Evans was a real man…with them tight azz tan 1970’s courduroys on
@ Corporate,
You got one more comment, and I am calling Dr. Drew…. as my mother would say, “you so manish”….LOL….
One mo’…just one mo’…and I am calling….
GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL
His nose looks like you can sit and spin on it…
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
Gypsy says:
Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.
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Now, James Evans was a real man…with them tight azz tan 1970’s courduroys on
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HELL NAH YOU CRAZY…LMAO
@ Ms. Thickness…. Please be careful!
Ms. Thickness Says:
GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL
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DETAILS!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
Gypsy says:
Ummmm, he has a James Evans kinda face. I’m just waiting for him to whoop JJ.
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Now, James Evans was a real man…with them tight azz tan 1970’s courduroys on
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Correction: Werent they bell bottom courduroys??
@Ms. Thickness- you didn’t waist any time. I see that you are a go getter. I hope that the poor man can keep focused today cause you sound like you took no mercy on him.
leapyearpisces Says:
@ Corporate,
You got one more comment, and I am calling Dr. Drew…. as my mother would say, “you so manish”….LOL….
One mo’…just one mo’…and I am calling….
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Blame this BrownSuga & Flo…I was always thinking it but never said it. Good girl gone bad
Ms. Thickness Says:
GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL
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GO YOUNG BISH GO!!!!!
No!!!!!!!!!!!! Ms Thick for real!!!! OMG!!!!!
LOL, why I feel like I am in middle school again and the “fast one” of your friends done told you she has had sex for the first time…LOL
AND YES, they were fast in my day all of my classmates, except for me, my best friend and about two more girls had lost their virginity by highschool.
chB he looks like one of those that would grab you as you walkin in the door and you just happen to be wearin a skirt and he bends you over the arm of the couch!
OH sorry, Hey Flo and Brown. Waddup Quetta, CHB and Leapy Ear.
QuettaV Says:
His nose looks like you can sit and spin on it…
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Now poot broccolli hoe
No Ma’am I will pass…
Hey Gypsy –
Glad someone was listening LOL
Hi Gyps!!!
@Flo says: Correction: Werent they bell bottom courduroys??
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I figured they were bellbottoms…but honestly, my eyes never made it down past the lower region or his muscular quads…he was really nicely built.
*need drink of water, I’ll be back*
He’s a cutie! Love the strong features!
CHB it was there, you just need me to unlock the door!
*needed
AND YES, they were fast in my day all of my classmates, except for me, my best friend and about two more girls had lost their virginity by highschool.
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I was the last one in my circle to do it.. I was 16
But hey, my little sister lost hers when she was 14
so I actually felt peer pressure to do it..
Now, I cant get enough
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Ms. Thickness Says:
GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRUIT ROLL-UP FAM…LOL…ALL I CAN SAY IS YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM A BELIEVER…LOL
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DETAILS!
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IN MY CLEANEST VERSION: I SENT HIM TO WALLY WORLD TO GE TO SOME AND HE BOUGHT BACK SOMETHING EXTRA (WHIP CREAM)…BABY I MADE ME A FRUIT ROLL-UP BANANA SPLIT…HIS EYES WERE ROLLING TILL HE DAMN NEAR ROSE OFF THE BED (CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE) I WAS HANDLING MY BUSINESS…THEN AFTER THAT I PUT SOME MORE WHIP CREAM ON THE BANANA AND TOOK A SEAT AND (JEEEEEEESUS) THE COLDNESS FROM THAT CREAM SENT CHILLS HE WAS LIKE DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN YOU NASTY BITCH..LMAO…FROM 11:00 TILL 1:30 BABY…NOW I AM SLEEPY AS HELL…
DEAD @ FLORIDA
HEY GYPSY!!! *waving*
@ Ms. Thickness
You’ve made Mama proud!
chB he looks like one of those that would grab you as you walkin in the door and you just happen to be wearin a skirt and he bends you over the arm of the couch!
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BROWN WTF???
Sandra needs to give you a damn post of your own….for the e-fiction fantasies…u come up with shyt at the drop of a dime on here!!!
but did you top it off with the bubbles???
krysi I am truly appalled! I don’t spit fiction (i dont spit at all cuz spitters are quitters )I only spit the truth!
FloridaChick813 Says: A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
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he does have some big D.S.s; that’s all i’mma say.
@Thickness-

Do your thang girlfriend…
@ Ms Thickness –
LMFAO @ the fruit roll up – banana split..
DAMN im sooooo jealous… I cant wait til me and the sweetie can start getting it IN on the regular
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
but did you top it off with the bubbles???
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I didnt mention the bubbles yesterday mam
I knew I was forgettin something
*looks at pics*
Umm DJ Holiday. Keep your shirt on.
Thanks your cooperation
The Management
NO BABY WE DONT PLAY…HE LEFT HOME AT 7 A.M. FOR WORK AND WAS TEXTING ME GOOD MORNING BABY BY 7:30 A.M….LOL
I was the last one in my circle to do it.. I was 16 But hey, my little sister lost hers when she was 14 so I actually felt peer pressure to do it..
Now, I cant get enough
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I was 18 going on 19…it would have been longer if people hadn’t been hating on me and my home boy staying in one of his Dad’s houses senior year. It was like I was living in a frat house, but I grew up with most of the football players and the popular dudes at school so is was like our neigborhood days all over again when they came thru…..but NOOOOooooooo “I heard this and that” My homeboys defended me just fine, but I felt that maybe my tomboy days were up, so I got myself a boyfriend……and well…..lets just say I’m thankful for my son but I wish I had ignored the haters!!!
*wipes tears away* Another student has graduated! Hold you diploma with pride!
believe it or not I was 19 goin on 20
WILL DO BROWNSUGA…WILL DO..
free Says:
FloridaChick813 Says: A “Nissan 350Z” is the same car my gay baby daddy’s boyfriend has
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he does have some big D.S.s; that’s all i’mma say.
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D.S.S ???????
QuettaV Says:
@ Ms. Thickness…. Please be careful!
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Don’t go into the “fruit roll up” light Mizz Thickness…. LMAO…
Ms. Thickness Says:
IN MY CLEANEST VERSION: I SENT HIM TO WALLY WORLD TO GE TO SOME AND HE BOUGHT BACK SOMETHING EXTRA (WHIP CREAM)…BABY I MADE ME A FRUIT ROLL-UP BANANA SPLIT…HIS EYES WERE ROLLING TILL HE DAMN NEAR ROSE OFF THE BED (CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE) I WAS HANDLING MY BUSINESS…THEN AFTER THAT I PUT SOME MORE WHIP CREAM ON THE BANANA AND TOOK A SEAT AND (JEEEEEEESUS) THE COLDNESS FROM THAT CREAM SENT CHILLS HE WAS LIKE DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN YOU NASTY ****..LMAO…FROM 11:00 TILL 1:30 BABY…NOW I AM SLEEPY AS HELL…
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DEAD!!!!!!
Krysi J Says:
I was the last one in my circle to do it.. I was 16 But hey, my little sister lost hers when she was 14 so I actually felt peer pressure to do it..
Now, I cant get enough
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I was 18 going on 19…it would have been longer if people hadn’t been hating on me and my home boy staying in one of his Dad’s houses senior year. It was like I was living in a frat house, but I grew up with most of the football players and the popular dudes at school so is was like our neigborhood days all over again when they came thru…..but NOOOOooooooo “I heard this and that” My homeboys defended me just fine, but I felt that maybe my tomboy days were up, so I got myself a boyfriend……and well…..lets just say I’m thankful for my son but I wish I had ignored the haters!!!
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Hey, I say the same thing about my son.. Cause I lost my Virginity to baby daddy
Girl my TomBoy days are still with me.. Although I can rock the hell out of a dress and some heels, most of the time I prefer some fresh kicks, jeans and a t-shirt
Oooooh weeee, ya’ll don’t even want to know how young I was when I first did it, in my defense I started high school early…so that’s why I experienced everything at least 2 years sooner than everyone else.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
believe it or not I was 19 goin on 20
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Uh huh, thats why your the way you are now
I was 18 and about to graduate. It was actually senior prom night and I was engaged to him. I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year. He never pressured me and on that night it was on and popping. He was to be stationed a week later so I had to get it in. We are still very close to this day but I wish I would have amarried him. He was and still is a good man.
GET IT MRS. THICKNESS…..YOU DID THAT BOO!!! :notworthy:
TEXTING GOODMORNING BY 7:30 AM …..
you’ll be on his mind all damn day today babe, I hope you are ready for ROUND 2!!! *holds up sign, walks around the ring*
Congrats to Ms. Thickness
kYRSI j CAN i GET A jESUS ON ON THE MAIN LINE TELL HIM WHAT U WANT SONG TODAY… i JUST DIED AND I NEED TO TELL JESUS ABOUT BROWN TODAY!……. NEXT WE GONNA BE CALLED THE FRUIT ROLL UP GALZ!!!
gypsyeyes Says: comment #99
Awww, sounds so sweet and romantic! You say you wish you would have married him…I was I would have shot my first and second so called loves
Gypsy I married my high school sweetheart, luckily I ruined him enough to where everyone else he dated after me he didn’t treaat like he treated me and 10 yrs later at our reunion we started talkin again!
gypsyeyes Says:
I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year.
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YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k
*pulls out hymnal from back of pew*
@Quetta says:
YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k
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I heard that would marry my 18 yr old daughter off to an “Officer & Gentleman” if really loves her. :lolol:
Oooooh weeee, ya’ll don’t even want to know how young I was when I first did it, in my defense I started high school early…so that’s why I experienced everything at least 2 years sooner than everyone else.
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younger than 14?
gypsyeyes Says:
I was 18 and about to graduate. It was actually senior prom night and I was engaged to him. I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year. He never pressured me and on that night it was on and popping. He was to be stationed a week later so I had to get it in. We are still very close to this day but I wish I would have amarried him. He was and still is a good man.
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Awwwww, the good ol’ Prom Night story
Wth did I miss??? Fruit roll ups??? See a bish can’t even miss one day around this piece…..wth?? Explain please.
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
Oooooh weeee, ya’ll don’t even want to know how young I was when I first did it, in my defense I started high school early…so that’s why I experienced everything at least 2 years sooner than everyone else.
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#thoushallnotjudge
QuettaV Says:
gypsyeyes Says:
I don’t know how my momma let me be engaged in high school. He was a year older and in the military. We had been dating for well over a year.
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YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k
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You are so right about that. We had lost our house and I was living with my aunt at the time and wasn’t being treated fairly. Even though we were young he took care of me from the Army.
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
gypsyeyes Says: comment #99
Awww, sounds so sweet and romantic! You say you wish you would have married him…I was I would have shot my first and second so called loves
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He calls me atleast twice a month. He is married now and I don’t wanna be ‘that’ woman but oh how I envy her. We still tell each other how much we love each other but…I’m getting a lump in my throat. I was watching that show called ‘First Love Second Chance’ and boo hoo’d thru the whole thing.
@Krysi…I was 12 when I started high school…and that’s all I have to say about that.
@ cINNAMON kISSES…. YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW…
Krysi J Says:
GET IT MRS. THICKNESS…..YOU DID THAT BOO!!!
TEXTING GOODMORNING BY 7:30 AM ….. you’ll be on his mind all damn day today babe, I hope you are ready for ROUND 2!!! *holds up sign, walks around the ring*
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I ALREADY KNOW BOO..LOL..I CANT WAIT TILL MY LUNCH BREAK I NEED A NAP..LOL..MY PERSONAL TRAINER GONNA BE MAD TODAY CAUSE BABY I DONT FEEL LIKE THE GYM I AM SLEEPY…
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Gypsy I married my high school sweetheart, luckily I ruined him enough to where everyone else he dated after me he didn’t treaat like he treated me and 10 yrs later at our reunion we started talkin again!
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Awwwww, isnt that sweet!
@ GYPSYEYES….. :wailing: that was beeeeeeeeeautiful…
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Quetta says:
YOUR MOMMA SEEN BENEFITS!!! LOL j/k
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I heard that would marry my 18 yr old daughter off to an “Officer & Gentleman” if really loves her.
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WAIT!!! U have an 18 year old daughter?
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Krysi…I was 12 when I started high school…and that’s all I have to say about that.
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What the Maurypovichshowwithmamascrying?
Cinanmon I talked about this last week so where da hell you been!
I want to know…..I want to know!!!! Tell me……im waiting…..
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Gypsy I married my high school sweetheart, luckily I ruined him enough to where everyone else he dated after me he didn’t treaat like he treated me and 10 yrs later at our reunion we started talkin again!
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You exotica heffa… that does not surprise me bout you ruining someone… Men walking aroung all crazy, crossed eyed and stuff…
@Brown- I wish my story could end so well. But I digress, people move on.
But the Bullshyt I married. If I saw him on fire on the side of the road I wouldn’t piss on him.
Ok, so I mostly lurk, but I yall got me looking at fruit rollups in a totally different way
LOL… My question is, do you have to be able to deep throat it to make the man go crazy?
LOL… just asking… trying to learn some new skillz 
gypsyeyes Says:
He calls me atleast twice a month. He is married now and I don’t wanna be ‘that’ woman but oh how I envy her. We still tell each other how much we love each other but…I’m getting a lump in my throat. I was watching that show called ‘First Love Second Chance’ and boo hoo’d thru the whole thing.
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kYRSI j CAN i GET A jESUS ON ON THE MAIN LINE TELL HIM WHAT U WANT SONG TODAY… i JUST DIED AND I NEED TO TELL JESUS ABOUT BROWN TODAY!……. NEXT WE GONNA BE CALLED THE FRUIT ROLL UP GALZ!!!
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*sheds an e-tear*….that was my great grandmother’s favorite song
*signals the choir*
*In Sweetie’s old Mother’s board church lady voice*
JEEEEEEEEEESus on the MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIn LINE
Choir
TELL HIM WHAT YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
JEEEEEEEEEEEEsus on THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN LINE!
TELL HIM WHAT YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
OH JESUS ON THE MAAAAAAAIIN LINNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
TELL HIM WHAT YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
JESUS ON THE MAIN LINE NOOOOooooWWWWWW
*Church drumbs speed up*
*Sweetie starts shouting and winding her right arm up like she rolling down an old lincoln car window*
*shouts so hard her lil white napkin hat falls off with bobby pins*
*the WHOLE pew of MOTHER’s start shouting behind her*
*bad azz grandchild (me) sitting on the bench is cracking up at the sight
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-memories
gypsyeyes Says:
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Krysi…I was 12 when I started high school…and that’s all I have to say about that.
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What the Maurypovichshowwithmamascrying?
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DEAD!!!!!
@gyps if I may ask why did yall divorce?
*slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!
But Quetta I he never got any from me that’s how I know his love was genuine! He’s still pissed because he wasn’t my first. But we’ve made up for it!
Cinnamon give me your email and I’ll send you the details I’m sure people are tired of seein it
Yes Tasia you do! they love the gurglin sound
** rose up from my casket**…. Kyrsi J u betta sang that song girl….
**drops back down*
Tasia913 Says:
Ok, so I mostly lurk, but I yall got me looking at fruit rollups in a totally different way LOL… My question is, do you have to be able to deep throat it to make the man go crazy? LOL… just asking… trying to learn some new skillz
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Awwwww man, I love to deep throat… It makes my mouth more watery, therefore makes it more pleasurable for him
My sweetie loves for me to do that. When im on my pain meds and a lil wine im able to deep throat it all and still manage to lick the balls
But if im sober, I gag.
@ Brown….I sawwwwy I was M.I.A last week…… tell me please.
Yes Flo is does make your mouth wetter
QuettaV Says:
*slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!
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YOU SOUND SO TRAUMATIZED..LMAO
Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat
It makes me sad… but my man still likes it 
((Raises right hand in the air))
Huummmmss along to Krysi J’s song..
Side-eyeing her as a child though, for laughing a grandmama
FloridaChick813 Says:
Awwwww man, I love to deep throat… It makes my mouth more watery, therefore makes it more pleasurable for him
My sweetie loves for me to do that. When im on my pain meds and a lil wine im able to deep throat it all and still manage to lick the balls But if im sober, I gag.
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SIMPLY DEAD!!!!!!!! ( there’s no comong back from this one…)
FloridaChick813 Says:
Tasia913 Says:
Ok, so I mostly lurk, but I yall got me looking at fruit rollups in a totally different way LOL… My question is, do you have to be able to deep throat it to make the man go crazy? LOL… just asking… trying to learn some new skillz
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Awwwww man, I love to deep throat… It makes my mouth more watery, therefore makes it more pleasurable for him
My sweetie loves for me to do that. When im on my pain meds and a lil wine im able to deep throat it all and still manage to lick the balls But if im sober, I gag.
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YA’LL ABOUT TO GET ME IN TROUBLE..I SWEAR I LITERALLY JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING
@ brown….resac@tmail.com
dammit man i swear this is the last time!
wrap fruit roll up around his johnson
make sure fruit roll up sticks to it, you may have to lick it
have him stand over you in the bed
sit on your knees and go to work
and you suck like your life depended on it
then wehn he explodes you suck even harder if you swallow
you can top it off by blowing bubbles before you swallow
Tasia913 Says:
Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
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Ms. Thickness Says:
QuettaV Says:
*slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!
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YOU SOUND SO TRAUMATIZED..LMAO
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I NOW SUFFER FROM FRUIT ROLL UP DEPRESSION..
Flo- you got me rollin…:rofl:
Yes Flo they do
@Flo, Gypsy, Krisi…let me clarify
Nope, I don’t have an 18yr old daughter…but if I did…I would not mind her marrying the right man….even if she married young.
At 12 I was a freshman in H.S. and dated the same guy from age 12-17 then spent a year trying to get away from his stalker azz. Then age 18 got engaged to someone I thought was gay…and broke it off. The same year got engaged to a filmmaker from 18-21…he was no Spike Lee…so we broke up. Then I dated a guy through his college years age 21-23/24…he’s a professional athlete now…but he wanted to be a “playa-playa” so we broke up. Then from age 24 to present I’ve been with my husband.
I know this dating resume sounds a bit codependent but such as life.
Then
Daisy Says:
@gyps if I may ask why did yall divorce?
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He likey the girls too much and I’m not Tiny so we weren’t doing any threesomes. No really, he wouldn’t know fidelity if it slapped him in the face. He got remarried two years ago and he seems to be doing right by her though. We were young when we married 20 and 21.
I swear I will never look at a fruit rollup the same ever again
Tasia if you attempt this make sure he sees the saliva runnin down your neck, THEY LOVE THAT!
Ohhhhhh WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*going up a yonder @ yalls azzes*
Hi grandma….Hi uncle dan……hey micheal and princess di
Phucking dead @ yall
Hey Ya’ll !
I was lurking(as usual).
I dont wanna start with my story………..
@ BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Tasia if you attempt this make sure he sees the saliva runnin down your neck, THEY LOVE THAT!
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thanks
I welcome all tips that you want to give… except the blowing bubbles
LOL – thats a lil too much for me 
Buddafly this is the support group for those who had bad experiences with the fruit roll up! We’re here for you
@CHB- No judgement here Babe. Do you!!!!
@ bUDDAFLY… U MIGHT AS WELL COME ON IN AND TAKE A SEAT… HERE IS A GLASS OF MOSCATO.. MY NAME IS QUETTAV AND DIED TWICE FROM ALL THESE POSTS TODAY…. THAT’S WHY I’M IN THE KORNA DRUNK!
Where’s my Moscato
that is my Friday night drink right there 
*TAKES THE CORK OUT ANOTHER BOTTLE**
Tasia913 Says:
Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
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Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????
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TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
I swear sometimes these post just go in a whole different direction. Thanks to Flo, Brown and Krysi J(having funerals and shyt)
@ CHB – Ooh okay!!! How old are you?? If you dont mind me asking.. Am I the youngest one in here???
Im 25
Heyyyy yall. Yall got me cracking up over here.
I lost my virginity to my Hubby at age 17. We’ve been together since I was 16 and he was 18. And that’s my boo til this day.
QuettaV Says:
Ms. Thickness Says:
QuettaV Says:
*slaps forehead* @ Tasia913… just letting you know that the fruit roll up trick comes with a warning label!
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YOU SOUND SO TRAUMATIZED..LMAO
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I NOW SUFFER FROM FRUIT ROLL UP DEPRESSION..
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NOW YOU GONNA RUN EVERYTIME YOUR PASS THEM IN THE STORE
Ms. Thickness Says:
Tasia913 Says:
Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
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Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????
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TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
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welcome to slob your man’s knob 101!
Ms. Thickness Says:
Tasia913 Says:
Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
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Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????
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TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
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Go honey, but even more. Hum like you have never hummed before. the vibration feels good to him and it allows for you to open more. and you won’t be paying the gag reflexes any attention because of the way he reacts.
@BrownSuga
I have not had ANY problem with my “Fruit Roll up” Game….
But I understand FloridaChick.
@ QuettaV Girl Thanks! some of these comments had me
Ms. Thickness Says:
TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
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…Well, with that being said.. U have officially been enlisted in the Freaks of Sandra Rose…
@ Ms. Thickness
Thanks
Don’t know how much he would like it if I threw up all the fruit rollup on him
LOL..
I could get really vulgar with what Ms. thickness just said but I will NOT!
Gypsy I try to behave but other people take me there!
LMAO – Yall are better then Dr. Ruth

I am gonna need a 24 hour help line for all my sex ed questions that I have
gypsyeyes Says:
I swear sometimes these post just go in a whole different direction.
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Yes indeed.. These posts always go WAY LEFT FIELD!
@ Ms Thickness… she with my experience.. it was all goood I thought I was doing the dam thing. he was shaking like a tree limb in a hurricane storm..
things went bad for me when i got the fruit roll up stuck in my throat and I got patted on my back like he was burping a baby…
Missy is the youngest sr mbr I think
Wow deep throat fruit roll ups *clutches ears* my virgin oral ears can’t take this *still peeking*
I feel like I just walked in on my e-friends gettin it in!!!
FloridaChick813 Says:
@ CHB – Ooh okay!!! How old are you?? If you dont mind me asking.. Am I the youngest one in here???
Im 25
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40..but sshhh..don’t tell nobody…cause I don’t like for people your age think I can’t relate to you. Since, I missed out on a lot of my childhood…a part of me is still very young at heart. I like the same tv shows, same music as my 17 year old nephew…but I’m very grown with a great corporate position.
#salute
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
I could get really vulgar with what Ms. thickness just said but I will NOT!
Gypsy I try to behave but other people take me there!
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Naw Naw Naw, your the one who opened the flood gates
gypsyeyes Says:
Ms. Thickness Says:
Tasia913 Says:
Well I ashamed to say that I can’t deep throat It makes me sad… but my man still likes it
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Dont be ashamed.. Its okay if you gag, gurlge & spit.. Men like that nasty ****.. Right BrownSuga????
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TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT… IN WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVIN HIM THE “WET HEAD” THAT THE MEN LOVE…ONCE YOUR MOUTH APPEARS TO BE FILLED WITH SPIT, SPIT ON HIM AND STROKE…THE MORE YOU GAG AND SPIT THE MORE HE WILL LOVE…WHEN IT IS REALLY WET GIVE HIM HAND MOTION AND MOUTH…ALSO TO DEEP THROAT IT A LIL MORE TAKE A RELAX YOUR MOUTH AND AS YOU GO DOWN TAKE AND UNNOTICEABLE DEEP BREATH AND TRAVEL DOWN…LOL..
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Go honey, but even more. Hum like you have never hummed before. the vibration feels good to him and it allows for you to open more. and you won’t be paying the gag reflexes any attention because of the way he reacts.
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*faints* still holding the wine bottle!
@ TASIA WHEN YOU GAG YOUR MOUTH AUTOMATICALLY WILL BECOME MORE WET AND FILLED WITH SPIT
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True, Just make sure you BREATHE
LMFAO @ Daisy and Mirsmommy!!!!!!!!
((quickly covers boobs with hand))
ahh hell…. she= see…
FloridaChick813 Says:
LMFAO @ Daisy and Mirsmommy!!!!!!!!
((quickly covers boobs with hand))
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Girl I just peed from laughing.
:lolol: @ CHB –
Its all good mama.. Age aint nothing but a number.. Unless I was a 19 yr old girl and you were a 67 yr old man.. Then thats just gross..
I have friends your age.. Matter of fact, my BD’s auntie, mama and grandmama are my “homies” for life
@Flo…Cool

but eeeew to the visual of 19 & 67
I swear ya’ll make my day go by faster.
Thanks for the giggles.
30 OVER HERE
35
DIRTY 30’S!!!!!!
FloridaChick813 Says: D.S.S ???????
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d*** suckers!
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THANKS FOR THE INDUCTION INTO THE FREAKY HALL OF FAME..LOL.. (MY SPEECH)I HAD TO TEACH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS SOME TRICKS FOR THEIR MAN…BY LUCK I HAVE NEVER DATED A GUY THAT HAD THE AVERAGE SIZE PEEN…MAYBE A LIL MORE THAN AVERAGE AND SOME JUST LIKE HELL NAH GET AWAY FROM ME PEEN…SO I HAD TO LEARN TO ADJUST TO SATISFY MY MATE (HOLD AWARD IN AIR) THIS IS FOR ALL MY DT’S ON SANDRAROSE.COM
(APPLAUDS, ME BOWIN) EXIT STAGE RIGHT
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free Says:
FloridaChick813 Says: D.S.S ???????
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d*** suckers!
EVERYDAY AND 2X’S ON SUNDAYS
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
DIRTY 30?S!!!!!!
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Owwwwww, I cant wait
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Ms. Thickness Says:
free Says:
FloridaChick813 Says: D.S.S ???????
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d*** suckers!
EVERYDAY AND 2X’S ON SUNDAYS
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Free was referring to DJ Holiday’s lips.
LMFAO @ Free
Thats funny.. I call them “Dick Beaters”
LMFAO @ Ms Thickness
Wow at least I do pick up a few tips for when I say I do now I don’t have to ask my real gfriends cause my e rounds have skooled me well
My crystal ball tells me there are going to be some SR babies in 2011…and if I didn’t have as set of the twins already, I wouldn’t minde being in that number, but I can’t kids too damn expensive and plus I’ve gotten spoiled now…the twins will be 8 next month, and it probably would be hard for me to go back to getting in baby mode.
Sandra Rose after Dark in Broad DAYLIGHT
What.the.hell.happened.in.here? All y’all are nasty as all hell!!
Brownsuga making the freak come out in people I thought were as quiet as church mice. Lawwwd!
leapyearpisces Says:
My crystal ball tells me there are going to be some SR babies in 2011
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and somebody better name one of their twins after me! Since I aint given yall my gubment name yall just gon have to name her brownsuga! You can make it fancy and the call her Msbrownsuga Jackson, Jones, Baker, Wright whatever your last name may be!
leapyearpisces Says:
That would be tripped out if 9 months from now…everybody reading this post ends up pregnant at the same time
Instead of the SR Freaks, SR After Dark it’s going to be the SR Nursery up in here
@ leapyearpices –
You sound like me. My son is 6. But I miss the whole “baby mode” thing.. Kinda… I been a lil nervous these past couple of weeks, cause my “Aunt Flo” is late as h3ll. But I took a test this morning and it was negative. I was a lil disappointed.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
What.the.hell.happened.in.here? All y’all are nasty as all hell!! Brownsuga making the freak come out in people I thought were as quiet as church mice. Lawwwd!
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LMAO, I was sayin the same thing..
That damn Brown Suga
Now I feel better about being a header
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
leapyearpisces Says:
That would be tripped out if 9 months from now…everybody reading this post ends up pregnant at the same time
Instead of the SR Freaks, SR After Dark it’s going to be the SR Nursery up in here
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Just don’t ask me to babysit!!!
MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….
Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy
BrownSuga…I think Flo is calling the kettle black
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
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Girl, I think you did use it for good.
Fl you should name your brown and suga! “Brown, Suga, get yall bad asses inside rat now!
Candi Apple Says:
Wow just Wow And I thought nobody was like me ALL my Earthly friends say I have a sickness.
Now I feel better about being a header
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FloridaChick813 Says:
OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….
Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy
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You better.
We ain’t let you name them nuthin different. 
THE DEVIL IS A LIAR IF I AM HAVING A BABY…I HAVE A 8 AND 6 YEAR OLD AND THEY WANT EVERYTHING ON T.V AND THEN SOME. THEY ARE SPOILED AND I LIKE TO SHOP…MY 6 YEAR OLD ASK ME FOR 50 DOLLARS SO SHE CAN BUY SOME SHOES…I JUST LOOKED AT HER LIKE “WOW”…MY MAN SAID HELL SHE GET IT FROM YOU.
mirsmommy Says:
I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.
*bursts in the Dj Holiday post e-door*
“what da fukk is going on in here”
@Flo….I’m 28 homiE!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
BrownSuga…I think Flo is calling the kettle black
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Whooo mee??
No mam, never that, I give Brown her props :notworthy:
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
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Girl, I think you did use it for good.
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Mirs you have no idea, that fruit roll up is small time
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
mirsmommy Says:
I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.
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BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
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THEY WERE USED FOR GOOD CAUSE BOO IT WAS GREAT!!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
MsK I’m a bad influence! I should start usin my power for good instead of evil
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Girl, I think you did use it for good.
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Mirs you have no idea, that fruit roll up is small time
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BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Fl you should name your brown and suga! “Brown, Suga, get yall bad asses inside rat now!
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:lolol: and u know thissss…. mannnn…
Well Brown what you call big time bigtime?
Candi Apple Says:
Well Brown what you call big time bigtime?
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You know.. same ol’ same ol’…
S3x Talk
mirsmommy Says:
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
mirsmommy Says:
I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.
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Cuz if they’re potty trained, then 9 times outta 10, they can talk. If they can talk, I ain’t babysittin.
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Oh I got you…can’t have no witnesses, huh.
I can hear them now “Mommy saw her doing….”
Mirs I dont think the average human mind can comprehend some of the stuff I think of!
*Pad and pencil ready*
@ Candi Apple, share some of that :pocorn: while we patiently wait on Brown.
FloridaChick813 Says:
OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….
Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy
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**record scratches again** @ Florida, I was out yesterday cause I was recovering from a hole in my throat j/k. I was sick yesterday and didn’t come on SR, but are you pregnant??
@ Florida,
I know..I LOVE babies…that is why I was excited when I found out I was having twins!!! Children, now that is a different story…LOL…too me, me and kids go down hill once they learn how to talk real good..LOL…but I was blessed..my two are sweeties…
Anyway, a lady at my job is pregnant with her mean self…she having a girl, and that girl is making her mean as hell…always complaining..etc…
But she is making me get baby fever REALLY bad…I am right steady having to look at my bank account online to bring me back to reality…LOL
Yeah Brown……share

Brown dont back down now heads wanna know
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
mirsmommy Says:
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
mirsmommy Says:
I know right…I refuse to change diapers. After they are potty trained..,.you can bring them over.
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Cuz if they’re potty trained, then 9 times outta 10, they can talk. If they can talk, I ain’t babysittin.
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Oh I got you…can’t have no witnesses, huh.
I can hear them now “Mommy saw her doing….”
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@ MKM –
No mam, im not.. I took the test this morning.. I was actually a little disappointed…
Hope your feeling better today though
it was brought to my attn a few days ago that I should write a book so i just might do that
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Mirs I dont think the average human mind can comprehend some of the stuff I think of!
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Go on Brown. We at work, and aint got nuthin but time.
Brown go for it.
@ leapyear –
Ugggghhh, thats one thing I dred though… Being pregnant.. That is NO FUN
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Mirs I dont think the average human mind can comprehend some of the stuff I think of!
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Go on Brown. We at work, and aint got nuthin but time.
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I was just gonna say… Damn we dont get no work done at work..
I can hear my mother now Candi why you always hanging out with the bad crowd?
Ma they not bad just knowledgeable and fun
@ Brown……I knew pisces were BIG freaks…..but you my dear….are in a league of ur own…..
Oh yeah, Brown and Leapyear PISCES IN THE HOUSE!!!
Thank you Cinnamon
@Candi
Ma they not bad just knowledgeable and fun
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I like that one
CAPRICORNS ARE IN THE HOUSE
I’m sure we all know about the tip of the tongue, opening the head, pop sickles etc
38 but lookin’ 22!! **two snaps in a circle**
E-FREAKS!!!
FloridaChick813 Says:
OooooOOoooOooo I sure hope Im prego with twins….
Ima name them BrownSuga and MirsMommy
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speakinmymind is cute! you can call her speak for short! :lolol:
BROWN
if you keep this up, hubby is gonna want to meet you and shake your hand!
opening the head
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Yesssssssssssss maam PISCES are in da building
Where my Cancers at????? :woot:
krysi you can make the hole a little wider
Leos in the house :woot:
5’11??? damn he short! ok, yes, 2 me his is. Dude is a total turn off after reading tthe Q&A.
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@ Ms. Thickness …Wow, go head then. Ain’t nothing like a REAL HARD hearty breakfast in the AM!!!!
Poor DJ Holiday, I can imagine him getting excited about how many comments his posts got, then reading it and seeing only a handful were actually about him… that has got to hurt.
umm leapyearpisces, do twins run in your family, I need some twins in my life, so I won’t get pressured about having more babies.
Cancers :woot:
you can separate it with your thumb and forefinger and make it a little wider
@ Daisy
LEOS in da house!! Queens of the jungle!! :woot: :woot:
O ish! Daisy u a LEO 2???!!!!
Double :woot:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
I’m sure we all know about the tip of the tongue, opening the head, pop sickles etc
YES MAAM I DO…
Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day???
mirsmommy Says:
Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day???
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an e-card & e-hug
wait a minute, wait a minute….stop the presses
a VIRGO is here! :yea:
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
mirsmommy Says:
Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day???
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an e-card & e-hug
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BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
you can separate it with your thumb and forefinger and make it a little wider
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i jus threw up in my mouth…jus a li’l bit!
Cancer :woot:
*crawls back in shell*
mirsmommy Says:
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
mirsmommy Says:
Since yall know my sign, what yall gettin me for my upcoming b-day???
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an e-card & e-hug
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I was hoping on some new shoes, purses, money, etc from my e-fam.
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Sawwwy. I can only give my standard gift advice. Choose 3 items of which the person can afford or will likely buy and allow them to *surprise you* with one of the gifts.
BTW–I’m about to order something from Dooney & Burke of my choice with my hubby’s credit card. When it comes in the mail I’m going to thank him…just as if he picked it out….blowing bubbles (c)Brown
krysi you can make the hole a little wider
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Krysi J Says:
krysi you can make the hole a little wider
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make it wider for WHAT?? and whats this shyt about popsickles…yall some ol’ sticky/wet bedsheets having/c*m dripping/smelling like lil debbie snack cakes and fruit roll ups/slippery wit koolaid slurping/and whip cream licking E-freaks!!
BROWN you deserve a standing ovation! BravO niccah
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@ Krysi
i put a navy blue towel on top of the sheets before doing the fruit rollup trick. I don’t play ’bout my sheets!! :lolol: :lolol:
@Krysi J Says:
wait a minute, wait a minute….stop the presses
a VIRGO is here!
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32 Virgo here
Love the 30’s 
Brown = I wanna hear about the popsicles
to me it’s no fun if i don’t see evidence of my nastiness but im just filthy dirty like that!
I need to see evidence of the war I have just fought!
I haven’t scrolled through all the comments, but hell yeah, we PISCES are the biggest FREAKS..we think of that “other wordly” stuff…LOL as Brown has proven..
LOL…
Hey Im a Cancer too!!!
Hey Im a Cancer too!!!
He’s 5’11 u say? I get a little excited over this because here lately the most I see or have holler at me are 5’7 or 5’8. I’m 5’10 and I love to wear heels so u can see where im coming from lol!
Her SR clique!
leapyearpisces Says:
I haven’t scrolled through all the comments, but hell yeah, we PISCES are the biggest FREAKS..we think of that “other wordly” stuff…LOL as Brown has proven.. LOL…
he must have forgot the Freak he was dealing with 
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One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness. I had to laugh
*hey
yall it’s right there on the tip of my tongue and i wanna say it sooo bad but since it used to gross me out (it doesn’t any more since I’ve reached porn start status) I won’t say it but I know men LOVE IT! *CROSSES FINGERS TO AVOID TYPIN IT*
SWEET CHEEKS RUN WHILE YOUR HEART AND EYES ARE STILL PURE!
Cinnamon Kisses Says:
did yall see on the bad girls reunion….when perez was looking a Natalie…and she was like what? He said oh nothing just looking @ your acne….maybe I could get u a good dermatologist
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Did you see where Flo tried to rip her head off????
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
yall it’s right there on the tip of my tongue and i wanna say it sooo bad but since it used to gross me out (it doesn’t any more since I’ve reached porn start status) I won’t say it but I know men LOVE IT! *CROSSES FINGERS TO AVOID TYPIN IT*
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Go on and type it, Brown. Stop actin like you scurred, girl.
cheeks8683 Says:
He’s 5?11 u say? I get a little excited over this because here lately the most I see or have holler at me are 5?7 or 5?8. I’m 5?10 and I love to wear heels so u can see where im coming from lol!
Her SR clique!
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Hey girl, I feel ya about 5’8 but I wear 5 inch heels on a regular. But height doesn’t mean as much when you lay them down. That goes for some of his thoughts on women too …don’t let him talk…just close his mouth with something wet
CHB so you’ve done it with him standin up against the side of the bed and you were on your back lookin up at him too?????
**logs off** cuz BROWN is gonna have me in a neck brace!
@ Brown lol…y’all crack me up! I keep a tip card on what to do once I’m ready to hook someone up like that….lets just say I’m very unexperienced lol!
@Brown…yep!!!
@ mirs…….yessss…..
that shyt was funny as hell……I was
the whole show
CHB
Speak i wont have you do anything I havent done myself!
@ CHB I know that’s right…when you’re horizontal its hard to distinguish height…unless of course u are a midgit…
@Brown we are>>>>here<<<<< my e-Pisces sister
Cmon Brown…….spill it….share it
@Cheeks…don’t forget to keep his mouth closed.
An Immaculate Head game must be reciprocal dammit!
@Brown and CHB
Thats my specialty
and it goes deeper that way without the gag. my e-homies
@ CHB indeed!!!
I have so much I want to ask and add…but I am going to have to get another screenname..is that something I can reset myself or does Sandra have to do that….I am not incognito…I have been I’D’d in my real life..
Ya’ll are funny today…. Got me cracking up in here….
speakinmymind Says:
**logs off** cuz BROWN is gonna have me in a neck brace!
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spill it leap year! would you like to email me and ask
Candi Apple Says:
@Brown and CHB
Thats my specialty and it goes deeper that way without the gag. my e-homies
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I wish I didn’t have a gag reflex….but the fact I do gag and keep on going makes my hubby think I love him even more for working so hard to go deep. “He’s like you must really love this d****” :lolol:
After reading this post Dj Holiday gonna wanna do a live chat. See shawn garette you should have taken the ones without a real gravi
@CorporateHoodB-tch You can train yourself.
I am sure he likes it though. Some men don’t like it messy and some men don’t like hands. It depends on your mate.
@Candi…although the first time I tried it…the gag turned into me
on his peen
I am much more careful now.
Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible
Not in one day but in time months, weeks it deepends
Candi Apple Says:
Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible
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seeing as how i gag when i brush my tongue during toothbrushing, i don’t think i’ll ever be able to deep throat.
C’mon Brown – spill the info on the popsicles…
@speakinmymind Says:
Candi Apple Says:
Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible
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seeing as how i gag when i brush my tongue during toothbrushing, i don’t think i’ll ever be able to deep throat.
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I am right there with ya… and I hate it… I can’t even swallow a pill bigger then an advil…
@ brown…. onlinefan just emailed me…and wants me to pass along some info….what’s ur email addy??
Leave the toothbursh in the most sensative area and let your body gag its life away. Repeat daily and eventually your mouth will adjust. You will go through alot of toothbrushes. I had the same problem so I understand. One day I said this has got to stop and did the process for a month or two. It works just don’t be scurd
Cinnamon i just eemailed you, I didn’t post it on here since it has my gubment name in it
speakinmymind Says:
Candi Apple Says:
Don’t move at all just take his man hood and go as far as you can beyond your average deepness. Let it rest there no bobbing nothing just let it sit. Then do your regular routine, then let it sit as far as you can go. Keep doing this each time going a little furthur. eventually you will be able to deep it because your mouth will adjust to his man hood. I said this as clean as possible
Keep it at a comfort level and then take one deep swoop at a time. You can measure you own gag level like this and your man will still appreciate the swoops.
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No matter how much I train myself…I realize I can’t perform on a full stomach cuz I have a short throat…but he can’t tell the difference cuz I have mastered it!!!
C’mon now, Cinnamon, Online, and Brown, yall holdin out on us.
Candi Apple Says:
Leave the toothbursh in the most sensative area and let your body gag its life away. Repeat daily and eventually your mouth will adjust. You will go through alot of toothbrushes. I had the same problem so I understand. One day I said this has got to stop and did the process for a month or two. It works just don’t be scurd
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i’ll try it and see. but hubby already laughs at me when i’m brushing my teeth cuz i come out the bathroom all red-eyed and sh.it
@ Brown….gotcha
@ mirs…..it has to do with alla the nasty talk. I can’t post bcuz its not on anties blogroll…..email me ur addy and I will foward it.
@cinnamon…email me activitycorporate @ yahoo.com
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
When it comes in the mail I’m going to thank him…just as if he picked it out….blowing bubbles (c)Brown
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LMFAO
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness.
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Thats that shhhiiieetttt… A bish be blue in the face!
sorry I’m late. Aries will be 37 on Thursday.
The dirtier the better.
Heeeey Flo…where have you been in the other post?
<< SCORPIO – Owwwww
@ CHB – I was at lunch
Ok Ive been reading all these posts.. dayum near falling on the floor LOL’ing outloud! dare I say I’m at work!!! cause I gotz NATHAN done today trying to read these posts
ps.. sorry DJ.. this post may have started out about u, but it sure as h3ll didnt stay on u.. better luck next time brah!
@ Corporate….did u get it??
¿¿¿ da hell going on in here ???
LOL @ LilMissRed && Man
I WAS LURKING LIKE A FAGGOT IN A STRAGIHT BAR….. WHAT YALL TALKING BOUT. I NEED ANOTHER ACTIVITY BECAUSE THE FRUIT ROLL UP AINT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness.
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I WAS LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT
IF THIS POST MAKE IT TO 400… I’LL BE A POOT BROCCOLLI HOE!!!
QuettaV Says:
I WAS LURKING LIKE A FAGGOT IN A STRAGIHT BAR….. WHAT YALL TALKING BOUT. I NEED ANOTHER ACTIVITY BECAUSE THE FRUIT ROLL UP AINT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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LET HIM IN THE BACK DOOR..LOL
AHHHH HELLL THAT BACK DOOR BEEN UNLOCKED!.. NEXT!
LMFAO @ QuettaV
Speaking of pooting broccolli, I cant do the backdoor
Its tooo…. toooo…. toooo…. painful.. 
@ FLORIDA… IT HAS TO BE AT THE RIGHT TIME WITH THE RIGHT PERSON…. HE HAS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELLLLLLL HE IS DOING!!!
@ flo…..try it with you being on top….if u can’t do it from the back….and use LOTS of lube.
@ Man
Once again I have been a bad influence!
FloridaChick813 Says:
LMFAO @ QuettaV
Speaking of pooting broccolli, I cant do the backdoor Its tooo…. toooo…. toooo…. painful..
I would like to hear how gay men get used to this.
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Oh my
Do they have any tips?
GIRL GET YOU SOME VEGETABLE OIL AND SOME MELTED BUTTER AND LUBE, LUBE, LUBE…LIKE AN OIL CHANGE…… I’M JUST PLAYING…
Honey tried to use the warming ky jelly crap and I got 3rd degree burns in places i don’t want to say….just wanted to put that out there…. 
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I only tried it with one person(BD), and he was rather large.. and I DAMN SURE aint tryin it with the man im with now
Thats just gonna have to wait til I get into the “dirty 30’s” (c)Brown
@Cinnamon….I got it
*DEAD* came back to life…put it on pause..so I can come back to it. It’s 45 min long!!!
Oh no, not the backdoor…
LOL
ummmm, try anal eaze or astroglide.
@FloridaChick813 Says:
I only tried it with one person(BD),
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See, and you say that he is gay now, makes me wonder about all the backdooring :)LOL
FloridaChick813 Says:
I only tried it with one person(BD), and he was rather large.. and I DAMN SURE aint tryin it with the man im with now
Thats just gonna have to wait til I get into the “dirty 30’s” (c)Brown
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4 real tho…getting a big pickle in there is one thing….but repeated abuse of the booty…
One girl told me she didn’t have any grip left in booty after her man finished. She couldn’t even clinch her cheeks together anymore.
@ gypsyeyes… anal eaze wasn’t productive enough for me.. I like the sensitive ky gel.. it provided more lube and helped with the friction…. LMAO!!!
LMAO @ Tasia913
*looks down upon the land of sandra rose* This is what I have started!
Oh chit! Yall talkin bout doin it in the azz!
I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in
it just ozzes out.
YEP @ BROWN
Tasia913 Says:
@FloridaChick813 Says:
I only tried it with one person(BD),
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See, and you say that he is gay now, makes me wonder about all the backdooring :)LOL
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Hmmm, thats what I said too… Now I just wander if he’s the giver or the receiver
@Brown…yes, you are to blame for Sodom and Gomorrah
Did you see the video Cinnammon emailed?
@ CANDI…. you just made me post a No more ENTRY sign to my azz!!!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
4 real tho…getting a big pickle in there is one thing….but repeated abuse of the booty…
One girl told me she didn’t have any grip left in booty after her man finished. She couldn’t even clinch her cheeks together anymore.
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Not sure how true it is, or if my mom just wanted to SCARE ME STRAIGHT but her friend loved it in the a.s.s. and now she has lost all control of her muscles in her a.s.s. and cant hold her bowels, so she has to walk around with the s.h.i.t. bag.. Not sure the medical terminology..
CHB I can’t view it here at work I have to look at it when I get home. Is it something you’ll think I’d like?????
@ Corporate…. Not SOdOM AND GOMORRAH….
*runs out the room** SLAM!!
Back door is a treat not an all you can eat
@ Candi Apple Says:
I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
nasty…
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See, its bad enough that after having a baby your bladder gets “issues”, I’ll be damned if I have problems with the loose muscles in the booty hole
LOL…
Candi Apple Says:
I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
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Well then, I guess my mama wasnt lying
Candi Apple Says:
I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
surgery?
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Sandra…we need a medical post on this, STAT!
@Man…sorry, did we get to graphic for you, boo?
so now they have to walk around with butt plugs! pacifiers for your butt!
oh my!!!! now anal!
@FloridaChick813 Says:
Tasia913 Says:
@FloridaChick813 Says:
I only tried it with one person(BD),
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See, and you say that he is gay now, makes me wonder about all the backdooring :)LOL
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Hmmm, thats what I said too… Now I just wander if he’s the giver or the receiver
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LMAO!!!!!
QuettaV Says:
@ CANDI…. you just made me post a No more ENTRY sign to my azz!!!
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I always say… EXIT ONLY!!!!!!
Tasia913 Says:
@ Candi Apple Says:
I heard when you back door to often you loose muscles ability. Alot of gay men have no option but to get sugery to restitch the anal area closed. The can’t even hold their sh*t in it just ozzes out.
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nasty…
See, its bad enough that after having a baby your bladder gets “issues”, I’ll be damned if I have problems with the loose muscles in the booty hole LOL…
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LMAO… Okay!!!!!
** has ear pressed agaisnt the door trying to hear what they are talking about… not trying to go back into the room of SODOM AND GOMORRAH!!!!! :surprised:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
so now they have to walk around with butt plugs! pacifiers for your butt!
Of course the video has info that you and I already know…but seeing this lady doing it on the video…made me fall out my chair.
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@CANDI APPLE
“Back door is a treat not an all you can eat”
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ROFLMAO!!!
How many ladies that have tried anal enjoyed it?
raises hand/both hands.
* looks around to see who else is gonna raise their hand before me… PHUCK IT I HAVE!
I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!
LMFAO @ Gypsy and Brown
DEAD DEAD DEAD
whhhooooeeee memories
like it more than a faggot lurking at a straight bar…..
LMAO HARD!!!!!!! I have and can only do it when I’m drunk.. yeah I said it D.R.U.N.K. thats the only time I’m relaxed enuff.. so hubby knows if he wants it.. THATS the time to get it..otherwise.. its a
This is the time I’d chime in with my ‘DONT JUDGE ME’ but shiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd with the previous posts… aint no judging poppin off up un herrrrrrr
Well im feeling like the minority right about now
shyt i had so much fun I lost my mind and got pregnant one night. She’s 4 now!!!!
#notjuding
#interesting
YES…HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD THE BIG “O” FROM IT YET…YES I HAD ONE FROM BACK DOOR ACTION AND I PROMISE YOU IT FEELS 10XS BETTER THAN THE NORM
Now FLO dont get me wrong cause that aint happenin on a regular but and yeah I have to be in the mood
HOLY GUACOMOLE BATMAN! YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL!!!
on the day I decide to take a break from SR, yall want to have a good convo! aint that some mess…is this a fruit roll up convo again??
@LILMISS…. a couple bottles of Moscato have to be on hand… if not then he knows it ain’t popping off like that!
@LILMISS…. a couple bottles of Moscato have to be on hand… if not then he knows it ain’t popping off like that!
@BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
HOLY GUACOMOLE BATMAN! YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL!!!
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BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
HOLY GUACOMOLE BATMAN! YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL!!!
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NO…BUT YOU CAN HAVE AN O FROM DOING IT
Yall stooooopid….
*raises hand* its not all the time….but I have and I liked it.
How many of yall been to the skrip club??
Sorry don’t know why the computer posted it twice….
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we made it to 400.. I guess I’m a poot broccolli hoe!
*pootin’*
LMAO @ BrownSuga – Girl u are a mess!!!!!!
MS THICKNESS I SAID EARLIER I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!
TASIA! SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!!!!!!!
Anal is enjoyable. I think its the sexiest position when looking in a mirror. But only on holidays i.e Christmas, New Years and birthday. Its a treat
@ Candi, LMAO!
@Cinnamon Kisses Says:
How many of yall been to the skrip club??
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Now THAT is DEFINITELY on the agenda for me and my man… :yea:
LOL @ QuettaV & Tasia
@ Cinnamon Kisses – I go all the time. My BFF is a dancer… Also, BrownSuga and I used to dance over a Sandra Roses’ from time to time (lol, inside joke)
@ CANDI APPLE… how about Valentines Day, ST Patricks Day, and July 4th… Actually he only get’s it once a year and that is on Good Friday!!!!!!
Dead @ Quetta
*throws holy oil at all yall*
Yall are really going in *no pun intended*
Candi are the 4 times a yr I make love!
*those
@BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
MS THICKNESS I SAID EARLIER I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!
TASIA! SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!!!!!!!
LOL
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LMAO – I am striving for a higher status
Now I have had an “O”s from giving oral, but an “O” from anal, hmmmmm… interesting… but I don’t think I am intrigued enough quite yet…
FloridaChick813 Says:
@ Cinnamon Kisses – I go all the time. My BFF is a dancer… Also, BrownSuga and I used to dance over a Sandra Roses’ from time to time (lol, inside joke)
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Please don’t tell ’em the name of my strip club. I’m a silent partner. Thanks.
Nah but Valentines day is ok
I go all the time too.
its fun too let loose :lolol:
@Cinnamon Kisses Says:
How many of yall been to the skrip club??
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YES…ITS FUNNY HOW THIS POST MADE 400 AND ONLY 10 ARE ABOUT THE ACTUAL TOPIC..
@QuettaV
LMAO @ at like the last 5 comments…
I skrip for skrimp!!!
@Brownsuga Yeah the rest of the time its just F’ing.
ahhhhhhhhhh dam Auntie Sandra is reading alllll this!!!!!
@ Tasia…..it won’t disappoint him.
Whatever Brown. You know what I mean.
I’m not feeling good right now either. Anyone have Fibroids that you feel like you can’t walk sometimes? that’s what I’m feeling now. Have had them for some months now and me no likey. I hope that my ‘visitor’ has slowed up by my birthday Thursday because I don’t want to spend that day in pain.
Candi Apple Says:
@Brownsuga Yeah the rest of the time its just F’ing
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Candi we have battles! Like Ali and Frazier!
((wipes sweat from forehead)) Whhhheeewwww, I thought I was gettin in trouble for a second there
QuettaV Says:
ahhhhhhhhhh dam Auntie Sandra is reading alllll this!!!!!
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my oh my my SR women are off the chain today early lol
Gypsy I would get them all the time and wouldn’t know until they burst
Candi We’re like Rocky and Apollo we just gone keep goin at it!
Ok so now the cats out the bag. Like am I the only person who likes to ummm “do it” everyday. And uumm more than 3 times if possible. I think I need to seek help. I can be mad as hell at my husband but will still “do it” and then go sleep in another room.
Sandra I sincerely apologize because here lately I have been the cause of your readers goin off topic and I feel like I have disrepescted you. I will try to adhere to your rules!
See y’all later.
Tasia913 Says:
@BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
MS THICKNESS I SAID EARLIER I HAD SOME OF MY BIGGEST O’S THAT WAY!
TASIA! SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!!!!!!!
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LMAO – I am striving for a higher status LOL
Now I have had an “O”s from giving oral, but an “O” from anal, hmmmmm… interesting… but I don’t think I am intrigued enough quite yet…
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Im with you the O’s from giving he@d is not like anal.
I like anal sex but it is a treat in my house.
I told ya’ll before he almost made me jump up and run out of the house naked.
I definietly like it atleast once a day
Nothing like a good stress reliever… especially on my lunch hour
and again at night… oh, and don’t get me started on the morning “wood”
LOL
Well it wasn’t like this was the best post look at the subject matter.
(singing)
you are not alone
I am here with you
Im the same way. Love s.e.x. Would love to do it everyday. Morning and night if possible. Always think about s.e.x. Loves to think about s.e.x. Also wishes to seek help for this. I feel like a nympho sometimes.
@ candi …..u aint the only one…..girlllllll u aint.
@ Tasia,
Well call the lunch one “a nooner”
:lolol:
Candi Apple Says: Anal is enjoyable. I think its the sexiest position when looking in a mirror. But only on holidays i.e Christmas, New Years and birthday. Its a treat
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i’m scared to do this. do you have toiletry problems afterward?
bye gypsaayyyy!
Flo I’m a counselor…………
@Flo
L.O.V.E my nooners… Nothing like going back to work with a “perm-a-grin” 
@ Gypsy –
Hope u feel better lady!
*raises hand*
I have a question…how can you go longer without your neck hurting??
I want to be superwoman come honeymoon night
@free After the first time it hurts. But, it really depends on the person and their tolerence to pain.
((hides behind Free))
Im scared to do it as well
YES…MY MAN WILL WAKE UP 4 IN THE MORNING FOR IT. HE HAD TO BE TO WORK AT 6 HE SET THE ALARM FOR 4 JUST SO HE CAN GET IT…LOL..I WAS LIKE OKAY BUT ARE YOU SERIOUS.
You should take a dump before because if not you wont be able to control your impulse to chit. But no bathroom problems after the first time. The bathroom problems set in when you take it out of treat mode.
ms truth I have a tempurpedic mattress so i find it’s easier when he’s standin over me and im on my knees and hands on his thighs
Im out ya’ll
See ya tomorrow
bye aunt flo
later flo
ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO HOME AND PREPARE FOR ROUND 2…GOODNITE ALL BE SAFE AND GO HOME AND ENJOY YOUR MAN AS MUCH AS I AM…GOTTA GO TO WALLY WORLD AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE FOR MY SUNDAE. LOL
Candi Apple Says: You should take a dump before because if not you wont be able to control your impulse to chit. But no bathroom problems after the first time. The bathroom problems set in when you take it out of treat mode.
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i feel like i should do it just so he can say he got it from me once but i’mma have to get hella drunk first. after we got married he was definitely trying but playing like he wasn’t.
@ Brown…
You know you a nasty arse freak arse… when I left this piece 3 hours ago and you were talking about somebody standing over you and handing out directions and damn if I don’t come back three hours later you still talking about somebody standing over you and their thang in your mouth and you still handing out intsructions….thats just a stone cold freak right there! woo-chile you got me crying right now…i am laughing so hard…LMAO…
and I am scared to see what y’all been talking about because when i left we were in the one hundreds and now we are almost in the five…and I got a glance about somebody told somebody to use the bathroom first….so I can only imagine where the posts have led….
PS: Has anybody checked on Quetta? Because if y’all talking about what I think y’all talking about…I know she done has an all out cardiac arrest……
*I know she’s had an all out cardiac arrest.
Yall are killing me today. All the anal talk is hilarious.
Ok ok… what else have you tried that you liked that you didn’t think you would like..
Leap year I am appalled! I was just offerin suggestions! I can’t help it that I’m such a sexual person!
@brown…
what if his knees get weak?? LOL!! I need a backup plan!
O..M..G!!! Y’all a@@ r going hard in under this post…LMAO @ all y’all!
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Man, I just don’t care™ Says: “How many ladies that have tried anal enjoyed it?”
Both hands down…ain’ goin lie, I tried it and did not enjoy it at all!!! That is the most uncomfortable feeling. Neva again. And for a guy to enjoy it, such a turn off.
I’m done givin out free tips!
if his knees get weak then you go in for the kill!
A few of my friends took a 1/2 of a muscle relaxer before they did anal for the first time.
@Brown:
Your arse aint one bit appalled….ain’t fooling me..LOL…you a freak and you proud…ain’t…mad at ya… just had me rolling….I was like I know this chick ain’t still talking about somebody standing over arse…LMAO…..
and………has anybody check on Quetta????? LOL…
you suck it like your life depends on it!
Hell, I will do it myself….
Quetta….Quetta…..where are you????? You okay????
@BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
if his knees get weak then you go in for the kill!
LOL
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Now that’s what I am talking about
leapyear I’m like 2 live Crew! Nasty As I Wanna Be! There are things I left out for the sake of others!
QUETTA QUETTA WHERE FOR ART THOU?????
ALRIGHT PEEPS HAVE A GOOD ONE!
One time, hubby asked me…was I okay hanging off the edge of the bed…with my head almost touching the floor…while still giving him the bizness. I had to laugh he must have forgot the Freak he was dealing with
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Corp,
Just saw your post…LMAO…yeah, really…that is laughable……you would think they would know by now…but i find…they still get suprised by the freakiness….LOL
QUETTA QUETTA WHERE FOR ART THOU?????
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She has forsaken us all…
Have a good one Brown…now, don’t let me lurk tomorrow morning and you still talking about somebody standing over you!!!
Goodnite…Brown.
Quetta…u a’ight???
Well Dayum
Anal?
So sawwwRy, they’ll never get it outta me….thats just to much
#notjudging
yall have fun with that….I’ll just keep the fruit rollup trick in mind for the future.
hell…what happened to the popsickles and shyt
that anal shyt makes me
I just see that az gay sex.
I agree with you Krysi.
If a man wants asks me for that Im thinkin hes a homo.
Cinnamon Kisses Says:
@ Brown….gotcha
@ mirs…..it has to do with alla the nasty talk. I can’t post bcuz its not on anties blogroll…..email me ur addy and I will foward it.
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I’m all extra late. mirsmommy0806@yahoo.com
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
leapyear I’m like 2 live Crew! Nasty As I Wanna Be! There are things I left out for the sake of others!
QUETTA QUETTA WHERE FOR ART THOU?????
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leapyearpisces Says:
Hell, I will do it myself….
Quetta….Quetta…..where are you????? You okay????
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Cinnamon Kisses Says:
Goodnite…Brown.
Quetta…u a’ight??
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I was drunk passed out in the KORNA!