Please note: any photos accompanying this post is used purely for illustration purposes and is not intended to diagnose any ailment or condition of the subject(s) in the photos.
Pseudocyesis, also known as false pregnancy or hysterical pregnancy, is a rare psychological condition in which a woman displays signs and symptoms of a real pregnancy even though she is not pregnant. The average age of women with pseudocyesis is 33.
To be diagnosed as true pseudocyesis, the woman must actually believe that she is pregnant. When a woman’s pseudocyesis is found to be caused by underlying psychological problems, she should be referred to a psychologist or a therapist.
The symptoms of pseudocyesis, or false pregnancy, are similar to the symptoms of true pregnancy and are difficult to distinguish from real pregnancy, even by trained physicians because of false-positive pregnancy tests.
The most common sign of false pregnancy is abdominal distention or a bloated belly that is much larger than expected. The woman’s abdomen (tummy) expands as a normal pregnant woman’s would, but at a more rapid rate than a normal pregnancy.
If the pregnancy is false, the distention often disappears under general anesthesia and the woman’s abdomen returns to its normal size. This is because, due to the woman’s mental condition, her belly is distended by artificial means such as poking her belly out.
One of the hallmarks of Pseudocyesis is the affected women are convinced that they are pregnant. These women often report sensations of the “baby” kicking or moving around even though there is no fetus present.
Other physical signs and symptoms include passing gas, breast changes or nipple secretions and false labor pains.
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False Pregnancy – Wikipedia
False Pregnancy (pseudocyesis) – WebMD
False Pregnancy (Pseudocyesis) – Women’s Health
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Oh boy…
Sandra you are a mess. Beyonce is a beautiful pregnant woman. As I am expecting as well, Beyonce’s belly looks somewhat like mine. I believe she is pregnant.
Sandra!
Sandra …
#stillteamdontgiveafluck
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Welp I couldn’t read past ^^^ that boolshyt right there. And when I read it…why it came into my head like the man who be reading fast as FUGG at the end of drug commericals or car dealership radio ads…
So her momma or Julius drew that black line down her stomach like that?
Anybody watch the show I didn’t know I was prg on TLC
LOL , I wonder if Bey will be pregnant longer than Mariah,…. Y’all know she was pregnant damn near forever!…….
This information is necessary for women who suffer false pregnancies regularly. Most of the time they suffer in silence.
Sandra is going for the hat trick today. You just need that Political post(Obama related) and your mission will be complete.
Sandra jealousy is a terrible thing to waste…..
Most of the time they suffer in silence.
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THIS is the ish I’m TAMBOUT…
Lmao well damn…
This is borderline obession. The girl is pregnant. I guess when she has the baby u will say she adopted someone else baby.. Sandra please have a seat and see a counselor ASAP
Sandra Rose says:
This information is necessary for women who suffer false pregnancies regularly. Most of the time they suffer in silence.
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Aye, I actually know this chick that suffers from the same condition.. she’ll say she’s pregnant, then a few months later, she’ll say she had an abortion
@ Daisy: I watch it; I’ve seen some crazy stuff on that show!
Sandra…REALLY?
That is a cute ruffly 2 pc she has on.
She is going to start showing.
She is going to have a baby.
Or else, her credibility will be shot for life, and all she has worked for will be waved off like a fart in the wind.
@kdub that ain’t a black line, it’s a belly chain.
-_____- …really?
well sandra, at least you’re consistent
I’m more concerned as to why Sandra was defending the hell outta Jay-z in that other “Beyonce aint preggers, but she really preggers post.” The one where we was talking about the Cathy White girl. I aint never, ever, ever, ever seen Sandra defend Jay-z like that…that chit was scary to me….
It made him seem even more guilty, the way Sandra shot down our “theories”…
West Coast Chick says:
Sandra Rose says:
This information is necessary for women who suffer false pregnancies regularly. Most of the time they suffer in silence.
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Aye, I actually know this chick that suffers from the same condition.. she’ll say she’s pregnant, then a few months later, she’ll say she had an abortion
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or a miscarriage. We call them HEAUXS and SKEESKOPS around these parts.
Pseudocyesis, also known as false pregnancy or hysterical pregnancy, is a rare psychological condition in which a woman displays signs and symptoms of a real pregnancy even though she is not pregnant. The average age of women with pseudocyesis is 33.
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Thats the same shyt that happened to Ashley on Young and the Restless after Adam got to her azz
@•Kwnikkiya• *looks at panthers shirt* …are you from NC?
Ohhhh Auntie.
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Welp, melo’s phone pics/msgs will be on here in 5,4,3,2,1
#wewillknowsoonifitsafakemarriageornot
Dear Sandra Anna Mae Bullock Rose,
I would sincerley appreciate if you keep my housing arrangements (aka my mom’s uterus) out of your mouth. I wish you WOULD let ME and my current dwelling (once again my mom’s uterus) be great! I will not, and I REPEAT I WILL NOT interrupt my viewing of color swatches of my baby lace wig to address this issue with you any further. This is your first and ONLY warning
Don’t make me get my peeps on you…you gonna mess around and be sleeping with the fishes in the English channel with a Bedazzled Louis Backpack that has an I am Sasha Fierce CD in the pocket
… Heffa, “YOU MUST NOT KNOW ‘BOUT ME”!
Signed, Baby BeyJay,
coaretained says:
West Coast Chick says:
Sandra Rose says:
This information is necessary for women who suffer false pregnancies regularly. Most of the time they suffer in silence.
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Aye, I actually know this chick that suffers from the same condition.. she’ll say she’s pregnant, then a few months later, she’ll say she had an abortion
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or a miscarriage. We call them HEAUXS and SKEESKOPS around these parts.
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*cues Obsessed by Mariah Carey*
@YaYa I only saw 2 eps but one of the eps the woman had a baby already I thought that was interesting the other chick had her baby in the tub and the baby was breech OUCH! She was rail thin and smoke n drank the whole prg cause she had not a clue!
@sandra although Bey is prg this is a serious issue for some women. Esp the women who kill other prg women for the baby those stories are so
@AbsurdVanity
yes the little place they call Goldsboro lol
KDub says:
So her momma or Julius drew that black line down her stomach like that?
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Kdub now u know if Tina did that shyt she would have rhinestone going down her stomach with matching cuff links without sleeves
LittleBigMouth says:
well sandra, at least you’re consistent
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What’s that supposed to mean? If someone, somewhere finds this post very informational, I will have done my part.
Yall still crazy says:
Ohhhh Auntie.
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Welp, melo’s phone pics/msgs will be on here in 5,4,3,2,1
#wewillknowsoonifitsafakemarriageornot
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Yall.. what chu talkin bout?
Sandra Rose says:
The most common sign of false pregnancy is abdominal distention or a bloated belly that is much larger than expected.
and
This information is necessary for women who suffer false pregnancies regularly. Most of the time they suffer in silence.
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This post is so for… me. My tubes have been “tied” for 7 years almost and I am forever having phantom pregnancy symptoms… like my boobs have been randomly tender, I slept all weekend, I am extra honry. I am extra hungry, my tummy extends but I credit that to my on again off again muffin top due to lingering “baby fat”. Combine that with the fact that you can’t make spit nor bullet babies I figure its all mental…
I knew folks in HS that used to “play” pg and their bodies expanded
The mind is a serious thing too because it can affect your per iod…
Kdub now u know if Tina did that shyt she would have rhinestone going down her stomach with matching cuff links without sleeves

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@dawn my mama had her tubes tied when she got prg w/my sister
bnatural says:
at this post…..
I just read that two of Carmelo Anthony’s cell phones were stolen at the Charity game……
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do tell
Daisy says:
@sandra although Bey is prg this is a serious issue for some women. Esp the women who kill other prg women for the baby those stories are so
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Those women who kill to obtain babies are not sufferers of Pseudocyesis because they know they are not pregnant. They are simply faking their pregnancies with the full intention of getting a baby from somewhere to prove that they were pregnant. Those types of women are criminally insane. Pseudocyesis sufferers truly believe they are pregnant because they show all the signs and symptoms.
West Coast Chick says:
Yall still crazy says:
Ohhhh Auntie.
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Welp, melo’s phone pics/msgs will be on here in 5,4,3,2,1
#wewillknowsoonifitsafakemarriageornot
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Yall.. what chu talkin bout?
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WC, see post #21
#iaintcrazy
@•Kwnikkiya• Oh I’ve heard of it. I’m from Charlotte.
Sandra Rose says:
LittleBigMouth says:
well sandra, at least you’re consistent
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What’s that supposed to mean? If someone, somewhere finds this post very informational, I will have done my part.
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I always do.. I have half the ish you post about. I have dolimite syndrome, nasrcissist conditions, booty imiage disorder, I stayed at a holiday Inn express and I need spell check. You’ve helped me grow, girl!
Daisy says:
@dawn my mama had her tubes tied when she got prg w/my sister
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I have a cousin who went through the same thing. Her baby ended up being 10 fukking pounds…#nolie!!
Wow….Sandra I think you need help. I have never seen anyone so envious of another person. It’s borderline psychotic. Are you mad that YOU didn’t/CAN’T get her pregnant???? Wow….
#againwowsmdh
West Coast Chick says:
Welp, melo’s phone pics/msgs will be on here in 5,4,3,2,1
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@sandra some of those women “look” prg n had friend n family thinking such as well
Is this the opposite of “I didn’t know I was pregnant” I think those women are more insane then these people.
Wonder what ever happened to the girl who was stolen from Harlem Hospital then became upset when she found her real family and found out they spent the money.
Daisy says:
@dawn my mama had her tubes tied when she got prg w/my sister
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You can’t make spit babies dear… I might grind my azz off until I pass out although I’ve experience some mean sign languase in my days… I doubt index-ringer finger jones will make a baby.
Dawn Sheen says:
You’ve helped me grow, girl!
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Praise Him!
@ Sandra…when are u going to address this restraing order bs? If not they are going to keep
My mom’s tubes were tied when she got pregnant with me
#miracle
#blessingindisguise
#lifebrightener
Sandra, please stop it and grow the phuck up! You are worse than Tammi on BBwives, let this shyt go PLEASE!
@ iscream:
She went back to Georgia and forgot all about her birth mother once she realized there was no money left over from the settlement.
Yso just posted in the T.I. post everybody!! She’s free!!!!
*whispers* There’s a partay going on in the TI Jail Agane Post!!!
#notcliquerelated
Sandra Rose says:
Dawn Sheen says:
You’ve helped me grow, girl!
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Praise Him!
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You just made me have to laugh into my titties<– Ugh! LMAO
Who the fukk is so simple as to “play” pregnant? Really?!
Daisy says:
@sandra some of those women “look” prg n had friend n family thinking such as well
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Exactly. They poke their tummies out or they pad their tummies to look pregnant… just like Bey is being accused of doing. It’s psychological.
*leaves all those that are “annoyed” alone up in here*
:2dance: Off to the party……
There are plenty people who have had their tubes come untied.
Beyonce’ looks beautiful pregnant
I had a cousin that had to move “down south” to have her baby because she was young and not married (I know, backwoods as hail). But she was here about 3 months and then went into labor. My g-pa damn near wrecked his car getting her to the emergency room.
The doctors came out and everyone was asking how she was. The doc told my grandparents that they needed a signature to admit this chick into the psych ward. No baby here.
Pops was mad as hail. Talking bout how much he done spent on this fake ass baby and fake ass cravings. A week later she was back in Philly….. in a psych ward.
She’s been battling psych issues since then.
bnatural says:
at this post…..
I just read that two of Carmelo Anthony’s cell phones were stolen at the Charity game……
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this shall be interesting
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
Who the fukk is so simple as to “play” pregnant? Really?!
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Lots of people… look it up… some girls do it for money… growing up I remember girls doing it for fake abortion money or to try and trap dudes.
I saw this pic the other day, and the first thought to come across my mind…… Her belly looks like If you press on it, a long fart will comeout, like its just air.
PSA: YSO is out the clink… rejoice in seperate post please… no cliques or two people standing together.
Auntie……Why??????
We really need to find something else to post about. Who cares if she is pregnant or not??? It aint mines!!!!!! Next subject…..I would hit that even with the distorted belly.
@LT Lurker
Thats a trip. I wish a bish would do that crazy ish around me? She would be done had that baby in the follow.
PS. getting pregnant young does not make you back woods. Getting pregnant by your cousin or brother is..
Wow…now I totally understand why Beyonce had to get a restraining order against Sandra. This is just ridiculous….:nono:
Focusonme says:
PS. getting pregnant young does not make you back woods. Getting pregnant by your cousin or brother is..
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Nah the backwoods comment was about them sending her “away” to have a baby. This was in 92. Her mama still backwoods as hail though
it seems kinda forced. Most celeb women try to hide their pregnacy up until a certian point, I mean, at her early stage, anything can happen. she should have waited until she was actually showing, then she wouldnt have to resrt to tacky half shirts or pooking her belly out.. trust me, once that belly starts growing, showing it off will be the least of her worries
Focusonme says:
@LT Lurker
Thats a trip. I wish a bish would do that crazy ish around me? She would be done had that baby in the follow.
PS. getting pregnant young does not make you back woods. Getting pregnant by your cousin or brother is..
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WHY YOU GOTTA BRING BLU INTO THIS!
*peeks back in to see APPAULED folks coming here to post*
#relaxfolksitsjustcomedy
PS. getting pregnant young does not make you back woods. Getting pregnant by your cousin or brother is..
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WHY YOU GOTTA BRING BLU INTO THIS!
SINGS WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK!!!!!!RE:YSO NOW LEMME GO CHECK TO MAKE SURE ITS REALLY HER. WAIT WHY WAS SHE BANNED IN THE FIRST PLACE? I WITNESSED SASSO’S AND DMISSES BUT YSO! WHAT HAPPENED? CAN ANYONE TELL ME ? #NOISEYBISHCOMMENT
Lots of people… look it up… some girls do it for money… growing up I remember girls doing it for fake abortion money or to try and trap dudes.
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i had a friend who made me go to Planned Parenthood with her. She was trying to get the abortion money from this dude….We could hear dude in the bathroom crying and throwing up and chit cause he wanted to keep the “baby”, while we were in the ladies bathroom trying to figure out how she was gonna get his money without him figuring out she really wasnt pregnant. This made me really uncomfortable!!!
Well when that nigga pulled out the DEBT card to pay for it (she thought he was gonna give her the cash) her ass started fake crying about how she didnt want to kill her baby, blah blah….She called him like 2 weeks later and said her period came and that she really wasnt pregnant….
Bishes are scandalous…
Next subject…..I would hit that even with the distorted belly.
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I wasnt gone say anything about her distorted belly, but since you brought it up…
it looks like she’s carrying an alien,… her belly coupled with those illunimati rumors…. 
chibytex says:
Lots of people… look it up… some girls do it for money… growing up I remember girls doing it for fake abortion money or to try and trap dudes.
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i had a friend who made me go to Planned Parenthood with her. She was trying to get the abortion money from this dude….We could hear dude in the bathroom crying and throwing up and chit cause he wanted to keep the “baby”, while we were in the ladies bathroom trying to figure out how she was gonna get his money without him figuring out she really wasnt pregnant. This made me really uncomfortable!!!
Well when that nigga pulled out the DEBT card to pay for it (she thought he was gonna give her the cash) her ass started fake crying about how she didnt want to kill her baby, blah blah….She called him like 2 weeks later and said her period came and that she really wasnt pregnant….
Bishes are scandalous…
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i am no beyonce fan but this is too much. her belly looks like that bec she spent years being toned and with abs so with most when you get pregnant and you have that muscle belly it looks weird. when i saw this picture i thought of my friend who looked just like that and her pregnancy was very real. this is too much and too far. yes she did her whole belly pose to highlight her small belly when most people pose like that with bigger bellies and some just carry small. this is getting out of control now
Good afternoon family !
Welcome back YSO!
<<<<<<<<<Mippo cried the whole time you were gone!
Just messy.
I knew a chick who used her pregnant friends urine, went to the doctor to get a positive pregnancy test just to make some guy who didn’t want her think he knocked her up.
some women are scandalous!!!
jealousy and envy dont look good on anyone…
lol these post about bey are pure comedy!!! like the onion in DC
WUT!!
(uses Mippo’s mouth for bean bag toss)
I see
people in this here post. Better learn to keep it kewte like me. 
Carmez79 says:
i am no beyonce fan but this is too much. her belly looks like that bec she spent years being toned and with abs so with most when you get pregnant and you have that muscle belly it looks weird. ________________________________________________________________________

Nope spent years getting nipped and tucked
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Its all good because she will look like this in a few months and get nipped and tucked again right in time for the Grammy Awards. So all is well
iscream says:
I knew a chick who used her pregnant friends urine, went to the doctor to get a positive pregnancy test just to make some guy who didn’t want her think he knocked her up.
some women are scandalous!!!
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That’s just too much!!! My friend was always doing trifling chit though…She moved in with one her co-workers and started fukking her man…she faked being preggers that time too…so the dude ended up moving her coworker out and my friend ended up having him all to herself…
Needless to say I stopped being her friend after I went off to college and I came home and she was “selling” ass outta her apartment…and tried to cover it up like I didnt know…I’m sitting over her house getting
and this dude with one eye #nolie knocks on the door, she lets him in takes in the her room….and in exactly 15 mins he comes out and leaves…
it was then that it dawned on me that I couldnt be around her no more…We had surely out grew each other…
iscream says:
I knew a chick who used her pregnant friends urine, went to the doctor to get a positive pregnancy test just to make some guy who didn’t want her think he knocked her up. some women are scandalous!!!
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I know someone who worked for a OB/GYN took another woman’s ultrasound, changed the name to hers all in the effort to break up this man who she was screwing marriage….
Nope spent years getting nipped and tucked

<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Its all good because she will look like this in a few months and get nipped and tucked again right in time for the Grammy Awards. So all is well
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Even though I'm a stan I will admit that she got some nippage and tuckage done to her belly…her belly in the Bootylicious video was sorta jiggly and fat….then all of sudden it looks like Lil Kim's or Madonna's….where you can tell she got some worked done…
#notjudging
I hope she has a healthy child, point blank period! Cuz I just love my son
even when he gets on my last nerve
I hope it all works out for her.
I think Alicia Keys and Nia Long were the prettiest pregnant celebs Ive ever seen
WUT
that is soooo gross, your gravi
so when she has this baby will the stories be about how they bought somebody’s child? i’m just wondering…
I knew a chick who used her pregnant friends urine, went to the doctor to get a positive pregnancy test just to make some guy who didn’t want her think he knocked her up. some women are scandalous!!!
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I had a friend do the same…shmh. She used the money to buy a few outfits
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
WUT
that is soooo gross, your gravi
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Lusc, I thought you’ve seen Mippo before? Way back when me and Yso was having our Gravi battles…. you know before we both went to Gravi rehab…
#minerehabwasunsuccessful
bigtyme says:
so when she has this baby will the stories be about how they bought somebody’s child? i’m just wondering…
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Other physical signs and symptoms include passing gas
Everytime I do this I must be preggers huh 
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@LTL
That’s a WOW story and sad
@bigtime
Sandra gonna say they went to Africa and adopted a child….
@SANDRA
DAM STALKER MUCH!! 
<<< MS PIGGY SAY – GIRSH YOUS CWAZY!!
OMG. I can’t
O-O at these stories of when using pregnancy goes wrong stories….
I never realized it was so serious.
You ever wonder why poor people breath on each other and get pregnant yet people with money have to use doctor’s assistance? And I know they have to time to fluck but still…. Weird.
@Chib
Uhm that chick is…. Skanky.
I love Aunti Sandra
lol
@dawn my mama had her tubes tied when she got prg w/my sister
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I have a cousin who went through the same thing. Her baby ended up being 10 fukking pounds…#nolie!!
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WORSE story ever. My mother in law already had 4 kids. After my ex-husband was born she got her tubes tied…like two years later…she was like I am pregnant I know I am…she goes to the doctor..they confirm it. THEY know something but won’t tell her b/c she had a nervous breakdown years before and they were worried about her mental health…whole pregnancy she was like “WTF is going ON…I am big as HAIL…sick as all get out…”
WHY she had twins? And the folks KNEW but didn’t tell her? Tambout they thought she couldn’t take it…NAW what I can’t take is coming here to have ONE baby and yall sending me home with TWO! And I already GAT four kids at the crib…AND yall was supposed to have tied my tubes LAST baby.
@Chib
Uhm that chick is…. Skanky.
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yeah she took being a hoe to another level….
You ever wonder why poor people breath on each other and get pregnant yet people with money have to use doctor’s assistance? And I know they have to time to fluck but still…. Weird.
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I always thought that is was because they use too many drugs or because they’re child barren
Lol before the picture loaded up I knew it would be of Beyonce…lmao…I guess when the baby come in a few months there will be another conspiracy..smh.
I just got back from lunch and I see my girl YSO!
SWEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTIIEEEEE
i wonder if jayz has any other biological kids… I thought I read a story where he had a son by hs ex girlfriend
but I’d never seen him around any kids except Julez and his business partner’s son
WORSE story ever. My mother in law already had 4 kids. After my ex-husband was born she got her tubes tied…like two years later…she was like I am pregnant I know I am…she goes to the doctor..they confirm it. THEY know something but won’t tell her b/c she had a nervous breakdown years before and they were worried about her mental health…whole pregnancy she was like “WTF is going ON…I am big as HAIL…sick as all get out…”
WHY she had twins? And the folks KNEW but didn’t tell her? Tambout they thought she couldn’t take it…NAW what I can’t take is coming here to have ONE baby and yall sending me home with TWO! And I already GAT four kids at the crib…AND yall was supposed to have tied my tubes LAST baby.
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Boy….And why didnt she sue? First they didnt correctly tie her tubes, then they neglected to inform her that she was pregnant….
:stop:
iscream says:
O-O at these stories of when using pregnancy goes wrong stories….
I never realized it was so serious.
You ever wonder why poor people breath on each other and get pregnant yet people with money have to use doctor’s assistance? And I know they have to time to fluck but still…. Weird.
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I think that is because poor people don’t have money to go out and entertain themselves on the regular… so you stuck in the house nothing to do…screw for fun…
@iscream
You ever wonder why poor people breath on each other and get pregnant yet people with money have to use doctor’s assistance? And I know they have to time to fluck but still…. Weird.
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I have wondered this MANY times…my husband and I have been trying to get preggers for months, but I got a cousin who stays on public assistance about to have her 4th child by a different dude…i don’t get it…
I think this whole damn article is soooo funny Auntie be goin in I was
As soon as I read the caption and for the life of me – Im not feeling that baby kini on Bey with the ruffles she looks very disheveled
I saw that close up yesterday and the line right above the skirt, Looks fake to me
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that line is how I found out my 18 yr old neice was pregnant. The only difference is, it usually goes from the belly button down to the pelvis area… not from the belly button up the the breast area
but I guess every pregnancy is unique 
laker you must tell me how to do that
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@SANDRA DAM STALKER MUCH!!
<<< MS PIGGY SAY – GIRSH YOUS CWAZY!!
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Throws my keyboard at the screen!
I'm thaaaareeew with yo azz ya hear me!!!!
So r u trying to be funny Laker?
Im not feeling that baby kini on Bey with the ruffles she looks very disheveled
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@WUT :stop: DROP AND FUKN ROLL!!! HIM IS DANGEOURSLY UGLY!!! HIPPO
the new emoticon is “stop”
From the other post for those that missed it:
I has been given the free!!
Thank you Sandra. I’m a do better this time, I promise!
Also, thank all of you that remembered lil ole me and convinced Sandra to let me back in.
Who ever wants some come get some. :hugs:

:stop: in the nmae of love……..
QUESTION FOR ALL THE PARENTS ON SR
Women what was your weirdest food craving when you were pregnant
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Men what was the weirdest thing you ever saw your woman eat (coochie cannot be an answer
@BIGBADWOLF IDK WHAT U TALKN BOUT
IS THERE A PROBLEMO WHAT I SAY?
@WCC
That some chit Tina gave to Bey- it’s the craziest looking pic of her I’ve said it before and will again she is channeling her inner BELOVED!
I craved Carmel Fraps the entire time I was pregnant….I stayed at Starbucks…..
:hugs: @YSO
*holds you 15 seconds longer than normal*
@Cheeks it was back in the 70’s. Small town Alabama. They DID tell her she was preggers. Just not with an extra baby lol. They just took their babies home quietly. She told me that story and I was crying. I can’t imagine. Since she thought her tubes were tied they had given away alllll their baby gear. And then they learned she was preggars so okay they cop more stuff…but that is for ONE baby…not TWO. I would be PISSED. AND she told me back then if you were married you had to have your HUSBAND sign the paperwork giving you permission to have your tubes tied. WHET?
:stop:
:stop: <—Loves it.
@WUT
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“Men what was the weirdest thing you ever saw your woman eat (coochie cannot be an answer
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Coochie ain’t weird tho!
…before you break my
…
it oooooooverrrr…
#seebrownIcanplaynice
LOL
:stop:
That chit looks like “talk the to the hand”….
I love it!!!
Reading these posts smh…here I am, ahemmm oh I mean some of my friends are trying to be careful taking the plan B drug the next day trying to cover my I mean they back and ish….
@YSO
“Who ever wants some come get some.”
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:jack: <<<<<to YSO's face
Welcome back and chit.

eat (coochie cannot be an answer )

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@ laker nope :stop:
FeFe says:
@YSO
*holds you 15 seconds longer than normal*
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MAN
so the coochie with the preemie dyck wasn’t weird to you
@Cheeks it was back in the 70?s. Small town Alabama. They DID tell her she was preggers. Just not with an extra baby lol. They just took their babies home quietly. She told me that story and I was crying. I can’t imagine. Since she thought her tubes were tied they had given away alllll their baby gear. And then they learned she was preggars so okay they cop more stuff…but that is for ONE baby…not TWO. I would be PISSED. AND she told me back then if you were married you had to have your HUSBAND sign the paperwork giving you permission to have your tubes tied. WHET?
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Dang….gotta thank the Lord for womens rights lol!
:stop: << NOW STOP UH UH THAT CHIT AINT FINA FLY BISH!! <<WHAT MS.PIGGY SHOULDA TOLD TINY FOR :jack: HER SWAGG!!
@ FeFe
Good luck!!!!
@Wut
So is it safe to assume that people with jobs don’t fluck? You can only get preggo in like a 24 hour span once a month. It just seems that work=stress=harder to get knocked up.
@WCC hummm poor ppl do just as much drugs so I don’t know. Maybe ppl with money can afford more potent drugs making it harder….
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
MAN

so the coochie with the preemie dyck wasn’t weird to you
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Muthafukkers dont forget NATHAN up in dis beyotch!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Men what was the weirdest thing you ever saw your woman eat (coochie cannot be an answer )
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Coochie ain’t weird tho!
It would be if you never knew your woman did that and you just walked in on her doing it!
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DONT :stop: GET IT GET IT!!
I just wanted to use the new smiley 
@MAN
It’s good to be back.
<—Spermicide
@iscream
Thanks, we are waiting on God’s time, but it truly boggles my mind about what you initially posted…
@Wut first baby it was Mexican Pizza’s from Taco Bell. I ate so much Taco Bell when I was pregnant that when I went into labor my momma tried to tell me it wasn’t labor cause 1st babies are not born on their due date…I just had gas
I kept telling her…momma its TIME…finally after like THREE HOURS she was like “OKAY…you so fuggin INSISTENT…Jesus” Get to the hospital I’m already dilated to 6! They were like its too late for pain meds. I.WAS.PISSED.
:jack: <<<<<to YSO's face
Welcome back and chit.
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Women what was your weirdest food craving when you were pregnant
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This is sad I had to call my ex hubby to see if I did eat anything weird during my pregnancy and he was like nope you just ate a lot of PUPUSA’S (sorta like a meat pie) But I did eat a lot of strawberries with both pregnancies
@WUT
“It would be if you never knew your woman did that and you just walked in on her doing it!”
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Naw, it would be “exciting” … not “weird.”

Well, well hello there YSoSerious!!!!!
I missed yo azz.
iscream says:
@ FeFe
Good luck!!!!
@Wut
So is it safe to assume that people with jobs don’t fluck? You can only get preggo in like a 24 hour span once a month. It just seems that work=stress=harder to get knocked up.
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Alot of times yes, and even if you work and allll you do is pay bills and have no OTHER source of entertainment…
“honey, what we doing this weekend?”
“I don’t know we broke.”
“Well I guess we doing each other then, get naked!”
@BROWN
“MAN
so the coochie with the preemie dyck wasn’t weird to you”
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I ain’t have CHIT to do with that!
Chi
beforee I assume that you were tryna talk slick I’m gonna tell you now to please address me by my name and I will address you by yours!
And no if I think it’s funny chances are I will not forget, are you feelin a lil sensitive about some shyt
Y S O!!!!!!!!
@Fe
When I wanted to get preggers I would have sex right when I was ovulating and I could tell when becuz I would cramp after my cycle – you ovulate 7 days after you finish your cycle – I told a friend of mine about that and she ended up pregnant!
Alot of times yes, and even if you work and allll you do is pay bills and have no OTHER source of entertainment…
to this chit!!!
“honey, what we doing this weekend?”
“I don’t know we broke.”
“Well I guess we doing each other then, get naked!”
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Iscream:
@WCC hummm poor ppl do just as much drugs so I don’t know. Maybe ppl with money can afford more potent drugs making it harder….
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could be
I felt bad for bey though, she could have been unable to have kids, and folks was like, “have a baby already”. people forget that just b-cuz she’s breaded out doesnt mean she’s not human
wishing her the best though!
CFREE!!
I think I need a welcome back lap dance.
#NoClique
#NoFakeLesbun
#KeepingItKewte
@Lolita
I wasnt trying to be slick at all…just simply stating that WE dont let chit slide!! Goodness…I was not trying to be funny or nothing…
PUPUSAS ARE GOOD
i likes the cheese!!! u prolly had the ones with the meat in them…
Yeah… When I step in the spot, motherf-ckers say “who that? ”
Big Bun B, but you already knew that
Live from the state where they chop it and screw that
You hatin’ on the trill OG, where they do that? (for real!)
Motherfckers need to get off the dick, man
Fall the f-ck back like a bike with no kickstand
Get out my mix man, just go’ get you stuck
Deeper in the quicksand, with no easy fix, man (damn!)
No tricks, man, those is for kids
Kush in my cigar, and hoes in the crib
Drank, and the 20 ounce froze in the fridge
You f-ckin’ with DA so you know what it is
I’m sittin’ on the fours that clack
Comin’ down candy in the golden ‘Lac
We gettin’ to the money like it’s Goldman Sachs
And we do it for the pimps that are holding back… let’s go!
I LOOOOOOOVE BUN B!!
YSO I shouted you out in another post don’t know if you saw but
anyway
DYMOND!!
You’re up next after CFREE.
@Choco
Yes! That’s what we are planning on doing. I’m tracking my ovulation now… my husband is on this precise timeline and chit while I’m just trying to be relaxed with it…
Hey CFreedia (fancy huh?) and Chocoooooooo
I aint got no pregnancy stories sooooooooooo……
@YSO
I feel slighted…I shouted you out a few times and got a new outfit and errthang!
@FEFE
“Yes! That’s what we are planning on doing. I’m tracking my ovulation now… my husband is on this precise timeline and chit while I’m just trying to be relaxed with it…”
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Might need a “pinch hitter” to step up to the plate.

@Fe
Well you mos def should be relaxed cuz that can interfere also – but I promise that will work – I got knocked up more than I wanted not tracking my ovulation and when I wanted to know I knew when – and some studies show if you get pregnant in the beginning of your ovulation your chances of having a boy are stronger – Don’t know how true it is but I did get my son
MAN
I see you missed your boo YSO
@Man
Word?
West Coast Chick says:
I saw that close up yesterday and the line right above the skirt, Looks fake to me
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that line is how I found out my 18 yr old neice was pregnant. The only difference is, it usually goes from the belly button down to the pelvis area… not from the belly button up the the breast area but I guess every pregnancy is unique
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It’s a belly chain.
I have wondered this MANY times…my husband and I have been trying to get preggers for months, but I got a cousin who stays on public assistance about to have her 4th child by a different dude…i don’t get it…
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I hope you have that baby soon too!
@BROWN
“MAN
I see you missed your boo YSO”
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:2dance: @ DYMOND
@Choco
That’s good information, my husband wants a son bad, I just want a healthy baby!
Hey CHOCO!
I saw and I challenged you to a
for old times sake. 
Cheeks #147… You are too cute
Logged in to say WELCOME BACK YSOLITA PITA
*sits on your lap and fixes your locs in to a lazyboy (keep it kewte).
LAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
:hugs: @WCC
Thanks!
Man yeah you did, dont front
Where do you guys be getting hte new emoticons from??????
@Cha Cha
It’s a belly chain.
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Oh
why didnt I think of belly decor when i was pregnant?
@Lakes
Yeah I get the mixed ones
YSOOOOO I waited your arrival :2dance:
FEFE!! :hugs:
I did say hi, didn’t I? Ise sorry. :wails:
The world is just so new and scary since I got out, I can’t think straight.
BTW – Welcome back YSO!!!!!!!!!
*awaited
SIGH tis a good day on SR all beefs should die just for today
why didnt I think of belly decor when i was pregnant?
She does look a bit foolish and tad to mature to wearing one but uh who I am, where I am!
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@CHACHIZLE
:2dance: **rubs queso all over my nakid bawwdy and lays on a warm TORRTILLA** WHO WANT SOME OF ALL THIS!! 
@Tatted
We saw Sandra use the “stop” one last night in the Carmelo and La La thread…she’s holding out!
@FEFE
”
“Word?
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Yeah. I might know some one willing to help.
I“They” usually review an azz shot to determine if they are able to assist you.#imakesprettybabies
#nochildsupportdoe
#yourhubbydontneedtoknow
YSO
again in case you didn’t see in the other post !!!
Hi everyone else !
The world is just so new and scary since I got out, I can’t think straight.

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Beyond Scared Straight game proper…the Diabla Edition…
@ FeFe
Your precious child will come. The doctor in the military and others told me I would never conceived but I ended up having my miracle child. I dont think i will be able to have any more but I got my blessing and so will you.
#littleenginethatcould
The world is just so new and scary since I got out, I can’t think straight.
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K well you know you didn’t speak to me back in this post
#ithinkican
@YSO
I understand girlie! You may have said hi and I overlooked it, no telling with this bobbed wig I got on blocking my vision <<<<<<<<<….I'm just so HAPPY you are back!
@CHOCO OH YEAH THEM ARE GOOD
MY SOOON LOVES THEM TOO! BY THE WAY THANKS FOR LISTENING YESTERDAY U THE BESSTESS ESSSTEFANI!!! :2dance: 
hey Choco, Cha Cha
*stradles YSO to the sounds of DO IT WIT NO HANDS*
Hey Tatttttttttttt

***falls down slobbering and crying***
Cha-Cha omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg I can’t live without you and your sexiness
love me long time 
Hey Harlem

*scrolls up real quick*
FE
all it takes is a coupla humps and a pump and speakin of a coupla humps MAN when are you coming here
HEAD NOD @ VERO
#someonewillbesinginganewtuneafterOctober

Sandra says:
They poke their tummies out or they pad their tummies to look pregnant… just like Bey is being accused of doing.
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Seems like YOU the only one doing the “accusing”…..
@Secret
Awww thanks lovely! :hugs: I am faithful that God knows when is best…we are both just anxious because we are both 30 and don’t have any kids yet…kind of like that next chapter we are ready to embark upon…
@fefe u get ur baby i wish i could let u borow my fertile uterus all the woman in my family with exception of my mother have 4 or more kids
yeah u kknow us mexicans fertle than a bish!!
CHA CHAAAA I meant to show you some love on FB last night being that I rarely go on
I lub you
DYMOND well hello there
@Lakes
No problem :hugs: I know how it is – and girl I’ve been eating hispanic food since I was 13 it’s so hard to find authentics ones where I live – but I did find one and damn that chit made me soooo happy!
Hey FE FE…Im on the same journey…
You said it right in post 161… In Gods time!
Hey Tatted…that is the most prettiest gravi I have seen thus far!
DYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNND PRINCESS
HEY BF FOREVER EVER HARLEM NIGHTS!!!!!!!!
@FeFe
Everything in due time honey bun…God knows what he doing…
I say just
every day of the month and then you cant go wrong… 
@FEFE
What are your feelings on adoption? Got a lot of kids with no parents and chit out there…

#someoneisindenial

@Lakes
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@fefe u get ur baby i wish i could let u borow my fertile uterus all the woman in my family with exception of my mother have 4 or more kids
yeah u kknow us mexicans fertle than a bish!!
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Lakes you crazy as hell!!!
CHA!!
My poor locs have missed you bew!
HARLEM!!
I hope we’re dancing too some old school stepping music.
TATTED!!
I just want to pinch your cheeks. (The ones above the neck.)
VERO!!
I see the girls are out and about.
:hugs: for all y’all.
@LAKER
Ummm… since you offering out that uterus and chit.. I was wondering if I could ______________
West Coast Chick says:
It’s a belly chain.
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Oh
why didnt I think of belly decor when i was pregnant?
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I had my last kid 22 yrs ago. Women didn’t show their bare belly back then, unless your were on the cover of Vanity Fair and your name was Demi.
@Man
I’m not against adoption, but my husband is…he’s very close-minded when it comes to certain things. I’m one of those people who gets dealt a hand and I do my best with that hand…he gets frustrated about why his hand is dealt that way and starts finding ways to blame himself or others for stuff that may not go his way…
@ Fefe – If Sandra is hole’n out, then why everyone using it???
@ Dymond – Hey bew bew beedew!
@ ChaCha – The purrrtiest woman in the world, thank you. That is such a compliment coming from you.
@CHOCO I KNOW ITS HARD TO FIND A GOOD PLACE HEAR FOR PUPUSAS IN CALI I USED TO EAT THEM ALOT ALL THE FUKN TIME SOO DAM GOOD!!
I FOUND ONE PLACE THAT SELLS THEM AND THEY PURRTY GOOD ERRTIME I GO I OVER EAT!! BUT THEY ARE DELISH!! HAVE U TRIED THE SALVADORIAN TAMAL? THEY GOOD TOO THEY USUALLY SELL THEM WERE THEY SELL THE PUPUSAS… GOING HOME TO EAT SOME RIGHT NOW!! 
@Man
Thats a good question… about adoption
@ YSO….I SEE YOU’RE VERIFYING AND CHIT!
West Coast Chick says:
You ever wonder why poor people breath on each other and get pregnant yet people with money have to use doctor’s assistance? And I know they have to time to fluck but still…. Weird.
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I always thought that is was because they use too many drugs or because they’re child barren
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When you try to get pregnant 9/10 it isn’t going to happen…but when its “unintentional” its easier your body is more lax and you’re more likely to get pregnant. Stars try to rule their life too much—they try to plan the day they give birth, the sex of the baby, how many, etc… I am willing to put money that this baby will be born on the 4th of some month actually the baby will prob be born April 4th…and they will have WHATEVER they want. Lets just cross our fingers for healthy
@CHOCO
I know you only just turned 21 and sht get your eyes checked so you can see comment #193 and be ready to come back and defend yourself.
@FEFE
“I’m not against adoption, but my husband is…he’s very close-minded when it comes to certain things. I’m one of those people who gets dealt a hand and I do my best with that hand…he gets frustrated about why his hand is dealt that way and starts finding ways to blame himself or others for stuff that may not go his way…”
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…so you’re saying he’s not good with hands? That could be part of the problem.
**hands FEFE “pinch hitter” card**
MAN
what date will you be here so I can make sure I’m on my cycle
@Lakes
No I haven’t tried a salvadoran tamales whats in it – pork and cheese like the pupusa
I am willing to put money that this baby will be born on the 4th of some month actually the baby will prob be born April 4th…and they will have WHATEVER they want. Lets just cross our fingers for healthy
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I was thinking this exact same thing…..they have an obsession with the #4…
YSO of course :2dance:
“Could it be I’m falling in love [With you baby]
Could it be I’m falling in love [Woo]
Could it be I’m falling in love
With you
With you
With you
With you”
Old school steppers joint. Love the Spinners
@Tatted
Everyone’s using it now because we called her on it and she laughed that it came from her personal stash of emoticons. I just hovered my mouse over it though and that’s how I was able to tell what she typed…
@CHOCO
“Thats a good question… about adoption”
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Yeah, I was just bullchittin tho cause niggas don’t want they own kids half the time…
I know you only just turned 21 and sht get your eyes checked so you can see comment #193 and be ready to come back and defend yourself.
BISSHHHHHHHHHH smart azz so good to have you back 
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@TATTED
Life in the penalty box hasn’t changed me that much.
Besides, I ain’t no homewrecking ho. That would NOT be keeping it kewte. 
@MAN :stop: RIGH THERE BRUH!!!
I HATE THAT GOOD PEOPLE THAT WANT KIDS HAVE A HARD TIME HAVING KIDS AND GETTO INRESPOSIBLE BISHES HAVE 12 ONE FOR EACH MONTH OF THE FUKN YEAR…
OR KILL THEM!! UGH!!
@FEFE I WOULD IF I COULD
@CHI U KNOW I AINT LYING WE LIKE BUNNIES POP THEM LIL ENCHILADAS BY THE DOZEN!!
pork and cheese like the pupusa

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Ok I’m done!!!!
lmaooooooo @ Brown
u stoopid
*throws a shoe at Man*
No sir, that’s not what I’m saying…he had NO problem with his hands or anything else…
Yeah, I was just bullchittin tho cause niggas don’t want they own kids half the time…
Something is wrong with you! <<<<<<<<< Y did I just state the obvious 
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SMH
oh okay. Thanks, FeFe!
chibytex says:
I am willing to put money that this baby will be born on the 4th of some month actually the baby will prob be born April 4th…and they will have WHATEVER they want. Lets just cross our fingers for healthy
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I was thinking this exact same thing…..they have an obsession with the #4…
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I was thinking the same thing. The child will be due on the 4th Lol. Even if it means inducing labor to do it.
@BROWN
“MAN
what date will you be here so I can make sure I’m on my cycle”
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I’m actually not sure yet… probably towards the middle of the month but I might have to push it back cause we got a lot of chit goin on.

FEFE awww
<— fertility hug
Lakes says:
@FEFE I WOULD IF I COULD I HATE THAT GOOD PEOPLE THAT WANT KIDS HAVE A HARD TIME HAVING KIDS AND GETTO INRESPOSIBLE BISHES HAVE 12 ONE FOR EACH MONTH OF THE FUKN YEAR… OR KILL THEM!! UGH!!
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#dummy
@YSO
“Besides, I ain’t no homewrecking ho. ”
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….
*mature*
@CHOCO ITS SOFTER THAN A MEXICAN TAMAL AND THEY COME IN CHICKEN WITH A LIL VEGGI ITS REALLY GOOD
I HUNGRY NOW!!!
:stop: <——————hehehehehehehehe
ANNA!!
:hugs: @MissH
Thanks sis!
#dummy

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@Lakes
They sound good I will try one! I like the veggie part
@CHI U KNOW I AINT LYING WE LIKE BUNNIES POP THEM LIL ENCHILADAS BY THE DOZEN!!
but yeah..ya’ll be having tribes and chit!!!! One, two or three just aint enough… I always just chalked it up to the fact that most of ya’ll are Catholic and birth control is not an option…only the withdrawal method..which is what me and my hubby use sometimes…(if its around ovulation time) and its been working…I aint been on birth control in years…
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Now see if I would have said this…you would have bit my head off
I will say that when I got preggers me and hubby said “Let’s make a baby” and boom just like that my ass was preggers…my hubby got silver bullets or some chit…I dont fukk around with him…
*rubs eyes*
Is that my bew, Yso??????????? 
Heyyyyy bew!!!!
:stop:
:2dance:
:jack:
ALL THE EMOTICONS I COULD NEVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE! DAYUM!
@LUSCIOUS
Have I told you how much I hate you since I got back? I haven’t? Cause I do.
YSO
My rib what have I doneth noweth?????
@MAN
You love me so much it actually hurts, doesn’t it?
What’s so funny….
*scrolls up*
BROWN you are secretly giving me life with your one liners
I see everyone is getting hugs and two-steps and chit and all I get is a Proberson grin hmph
MISSH
#imapleaser
#forest
@ chibytex, I finally remembered who you look like in your pic. Vanessa Huxtable(the final season)when she was engaged to Davnis.
@YSO
”
“You love me so much it actually hurts, doesn’t it?
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I did miss you, without your faceI didn’t have anywhere to put this:
:jack:
*welcome back again and chit*
Dymond says:
I see everyone is getting hugs and two-steps and chit and all I get is a Proberson grin hmph
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Heyyyyy bew
Choco a head nod??? that’s all i deserve????????????
#olesimpleass
@DYMOND
“I see everyone is getting hugs and two-steps and chit and all I get is a Proberson grin ”
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Not that “Proberson” grin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See, niggas always gotta take chit too far. LOOOOOL!
YSO
you know that 3.5 centimeters was holdin in a lot
@DYMOND
Wrong. You got this —>
and a request for a lap dance. Sooo… 
Ohhhh How I miss MAN & YSO going at it SIGH.
DYMOND
&
I see you like me getting shanked huh
Fi, listen up: Count day 1 of period and screw like a mad dog on days 13-20. You be preggers!
#personallyusedthistonotgetpreggosinceforever
OAN
*pours a tall glass of some banana strawberry Mad Dog 20/20 for Choco* (it’s her favorite) *snickers*
So Man
do you wear superman boxers or briefs
Hey Unpredictable
I missed you too!!!!
Be sure to “hunker down” Vero
(I just wanted to say that!)
Dear Sandra Anna Mae Bullock Rose,
I would sincerley appreciate if you keep my housing arrangements (aka my mom’s uterus) out of your mouth. I wish you WOULD let ME and my current dwelling (once again my mom’s uterus) be great! I will not, and I REPEAT I WILL NOT interrupt my viewing of color swatches of my baby lace wig to address this issue with you any further. This is your first and ONLY warning Don’t make me get my peeps on you…you gonna mess around and be sleeping with the fishes in the English channel with a Bedazzled Louis Backpack that has an I am Sasha Fierce CD in the pocket … Heffa, “YOU MUST NOT KNOW ‘BOUT ME”!
Signed, Baby BeyJay,
@ Dymond….I BET YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE POST # 239 BECAUSE I HAVE UP SOME KISSES!!!!!!!!!
BROWN
PROBERSON and that
& BROWN finishing him classic
@BROWN
“So Man
do you wear superman boxers or briefs”
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I recently converted from boxers to the boxer brief combo thingy.
@Yall
Gotcha… will do!
Now I do see “Nessa” in Chi’s gravi
Anna, it was Dabnis
@LUSCIOUS
Yeah but his wonk eye is throwing off his aim.
His failed facial attempts are still kinda amusing though the floor of this post has gotten rather sticky.
Proberson grin
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Where dat nigga at?
Anna says:
@ chibytex, I finally remembered who you look like in your pic. Vanessa Huxtable(the final season)when she was engaged to Davnis.

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@CHI YUP THAT HAS TO DO WITH IT ATLEAST WITH MEXICANS I KNOW MY FAM ARE ALL CATHOLIC AND BIRTHCONTROL IS NOT AN OPTION… SHYT I WISH I WOULD SIT HERE AND SAY “HOW EVER MANY GOD WANTS TO GIVE ME I TAKE” <<MY AUNTS AND GRAMA SAY THIS GRANY HAD 21 KIDS 16 SURVIVED AND AUNTIE HAS 10 KIDS YEAH OK THEN… AND YES U WOULDA GOT UR AZZ CHEWD
I THINK IT JUST SOUND BAD COMING FROM ANOTHER RACE ITS LIKE ME SAYING THE N WORD THATS JUST DISRESPECTFULL AND UNCALLED FOR
IM OUTIE FUKAS DONT FORGET TO HAVE UR INTAKE OF THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!
<<the patch!
Fukk ya’ll!!!!!

Hey Yallcrazy
couldve swore I spoke earlier
@ Harlem
isnt it worth it tho? 
I missed YSo v Man also
Brown u are cracking me the eff up today
It def is a rare day OTB up in chere
Are some of Brown’s post invisible to me or something…
UN
PRE
DICT
A
BLE!!
@OTB BEFORE I GO OMG I HAVENT SEEN U IN DECADES
:2dance: NOW IM OUTIE!!
MISSH
that will go down as one of the greats!
Man
what sz briefs do you wear and from that one pic you sent you dont look like you’re built like Derek Fisher
I can see the Vanessa comprasion with CHI
**GASP**
OTB in chere?????
:hugs:
:azzgrab:
Long time no see! Now all we need is Flo and Krissy J and it’s goin be a party!
:stop:
Is that OTB!!!
Hey there Miss Missy! :hugs:
@BROWN
Derek Fisher is a common name…

Anna says:
West Coast Chick says:
It’s a belly chain.
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Oh
why didnt I think of belly decor when i was pregnant?
~~~~~~
I had my last kid 22 yrs ago. Women didn’t show their bare belly back then, unless your were on the cover of Vanity Fair and your name was Demi.
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right!
you aint missed nothing.. its still a little
for a grown woman to be walking around with thier bellies poking out like a 2 yr old 
Ummmm Tatted #219 please–
but if you want more kisses all you had to do was ask 
apology accepted in advance
**puts on pink glow in the dark bikini for YSo**
:2dance: <—One more for the road.
Man says:
boxer brief combo thingy.
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@YSO
“Yeah but his wonk eye is throwing off his aim.
His failed facial attempts are still kinda amusing though the floor of this post has gotten rather sticky.”
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Let’s leave my eye alone!
OutsidetheBox says:
Proberson grin
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Where dat nigga at?
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After Luscious aka Brownie turned his
into a frown, East, Rene, and a few others dismembered his azz. 
#classic
Anna says:
@ chibytex, I finally remembered who you look like in your pic. Vanessa Huxtable(the final season)when she was engaged to Davnis.
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Soooo Come on And Do
The Locomotion w/me!
You gotta swing your hips now!!!
ANYONE REMEMBER THAT EPISODE??? Where ‘Nessa was rocking that tissue in her bra and ‘ol Claire ripped those chits out!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@WCC
That some chit Tina gave to Bey- it’s the craziest looking pic of her I’ve said it before and will again she is channeling her inner BELOVED!
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I forgot to say, Heyyyyyyy OTB!!!!
@ Dymond…NOW WE’RE TAW’KIN!
YSO IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
I wish I could read the thread where Proberson got dragged…I was not lurking that day…
@MAN
You tell your eye to stop looking at me all sideways then.
@ Unpredictable
omgggggggggg is that when dude told East “I’m facebook and you myspace n*gga”
otbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Not Derek Fisher of the Lakers!
Ole lyin azz
What’s so funny….

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@Brown
I did catch that
@VERO
and :2dance:
:stop: I think I may need to sharpen my
I spoke to Yso ain’t, she ain’t said notta damn word back to me.
Soooo Come on And Do
The Locomotion w/me!
You gotta swing your hips now!!!
ANYONE REMEMBER THAT EPISODE??? Where ‘Nessa was rocking that tissue in her bra and ‘ol Claire ripped those chits out!

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COCOA!! :hugs:
I is! I is!
Tips in and unrolls mat next to Tatted and curl up…

Sowwwwy(from earlier post)
PREDICAMIRS
Dymond says:
@ Unpredictable
omgggggggggg is that when dude told East “I’m facebook and you myspace n*gga”
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Now, that ninja was already screamin
with his
gravi, but dammit, that day he said that shat, that ninja jumped out the closet with lingerie, fishnets, 6 inch heels, and a flaming dry azz wig on!!!!!!! 
Why you crying Chiby????
MAN
if you lied bout lookin like Derek Fisher have you also lied about your 3.5 milimeeters????
Heyyyy WUT and Choco-Latte
(taps UNPREDICTABLE on the shoulder)
Comment #310.
Why everyone accusing po YSO of being blind to theys fonts!
@ WUT –
*re-depositing $1trillion dollars back into your account!*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY Unpredictable
Vero, that’s what the weather man always says
“hunker down”
Tatted, that one and the one where Denise made Theo’s shirt! & CHALLENGE…
Hey y’all!!! :hugs: to all my E- thugs!
I just couldnt stop myself from laffing at y’all today. I had to log in and laff appropriately and sh it.
Why did I just read some TEA on Imani and turns out her azz has a past somewhat like Draya
<<< really tea
@ Ya’ll – the Gordon Gartrelle (or Cartrelle)???
I LOOOVED the CHALLENGE EPISODE & the one where Theo thought money grew on trees so they took all his chit and “deposited” his azz into the REALWORD!
Choco, I poured you your Favorite drink somewhere ^^^^^ up there
So much done changed, what us gon’do??? *Celie voice*
@Milan Congrats girl, i didnt know you were expecting!
Im slow yall still reading…
YSoSerious says:
(taps UNPREDICTABLE on the shoulder)
Comment #310.
Why everyone accusing po YSO of being blind to theys fonts!
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*puts
away*
@Choco
I knew that ragedy weave wearing bytch was on some ol’ bullshyt…
Tatted, yes! with the monopoly money
I poured you your Favorite drink somewhere ^^^^^ up there
thanks 
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Girl ooooh chit did you put in my plastic wine glass
Choco aka Hippie says:
Why did I just read some TEA on Imani and turns out her azz has a past somewhat like Draya <<< really tea
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Been reading RWS, huh????
Ole azz got dropped right before the wedding cuz she ain't wanna sign a prenup. 
This time I gave you a Tall Glass (“real glass” for Yso’s party)
@FeFe
Now if that wasn’t enough tea, rumor has it that the pre-nup wasn’t the only reason Stephen called the wedding off. Word is, Imani lied about her age AND the number of children she had. Imani and Stephen have a daughter together named Taylor. Stephan was only aware of one other child that Imani had. Well apparently, Imani had yet another child who was actually living with the father’s family. Yes, allegedly Imani ditched her child to go catch her a baller. Not so different from Draya now are we?
Now let’s talk about the age thing. Supposedly Imani told Stephen she was 27 when she was really closer to 34. Yikes! Stephen’s mom wasn’t much of a fan of hers. She said she would die if her son married Imani. Apparently she had a panic attack at the wedding and acting a crazed fool. Welp, lucky for her the wedding never went on. Mama knows best I suppose.
Jacked from Bossip
That chick Imani also lied to the dude she was ‘posed to marry about her age and how many kids she had. Bish told dude she was 27, and was damn near 34. And that she had 1 kid (then they had 1 together), and bish had one mo kid living with his/her father’s family.
<—drinking tea too @Choc.
And I read that tea. That bish and I use the term loosely need to be stopped dead in her tracks. I had to catch up on BBQ wives via DVR but I'm all caught up and
I'on even like her.
@PredicaMirs
Got that one from Bossip but I need to check out RWS
I knew that ragedy weave wearing bytch was on some ol’ bullshyt…
Mmhmm.
Is it even a weave. Looka like a precariously placed wig to me. Giving weave a bad name, she is.
@Choco
Girl :stop: ! Yeah, Imani needs to go have an arena of _/ _/ _/
@BROWN
“if you lied bout lookin like Derek Fisher have you also lied about your 3.5 milimeeters????”
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I ain’t lie! I couldn’t think of another celebrity that I resembled. Well, he’s the closest I guess. I mean, if Derek Fisher committed a crime and the police released a description, I would get brought in for questioning.
Unpredictable!!!!
@ Choco…..DAYUM, THAT’S SOME ICE COLD TEA!
@Yall
:hugs: thx bew
@OTB
Yeah cuz I can be a bish but not no trifling bish
@Cocoa I like that gravi *nasty old man head nod*
@OutsidetheBox
I knew that ragedy weave wearing bytch was on some ol’ bullshyt…
Mmhmm. Is it even a weave. Looka like a precariously placed wig to me. Giving weave a bad name, she is.
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Yeah, my bad…it’s a wig made out of road kill….

Giving weave a bad name, she is.

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@Tatted aint it tho-cuz I was thinking why don’t she have another man in her life-maybe she do but Shaunie wasn’t hiding her lil gay model thing
HOBURGER NUMERO UNO OF MI VIDA LOCA
O M G ….OTB
UN PRE LYCKABLE … I AM SO UNINSPIRED THESE DAYS… I will re-open the CHA CHA FILES soon … *pinky swear
FeFe says:
@Choco
I knew that ragedy weave wearing bytch was on some ol’ bullshyt…
You know what… I cannnot! CANNOT!!! Read another comment about hair from you and look at that dayum bobcat you understand!!!!
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SPEAKIN OF UNINSPIRED!
Man prove it!
Imani looka like a shave Chewbacca rockin a nappy weave. I’ve been wanting to
her azz.
@Cha Cha
:hugs: my bad bew, I’s sawry! I saw it and I smiled when I read it…we will both get our prayers answered, I’m sure of it
CHA CHA now y’all! With that gravi…biting…like…so… :hugs:
*shaved
@Wut
You know what… I cannnot! CANNOT!!! Read another comment about hair from you and look at that dayum bobcat you understand!!!!
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That just adds to the overall irony of it all doesn’t it?
CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:
HOBURGER NUMERO UNO OF MI VIDA LOCA
FE FE YOU AINT ‘NOWLEDGE MY FONT #228
O M G ….OTB
UN PRE LYCKABLE … I AM SO UNINSPIRED THESE DAYS… I will re-open the CHA CHA FILES soon … *pinky swear
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Why you uninspired, bew????
Sup OTB
chibytex says:
Fukk ya’ll!!!!!
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You are probably thinking of the many stages Vanessa went through. That’s why I mentioned she was engaged to Dabnis, (stage). You do look like her.
Sheet @Brown. Chillaxxin. I think I may have secured my spot in my cozy new ofc digs so Im ready to fucka’round in true upper level form LOL
You know its a new Amerikkka when a grown woman cant even cuss on her own PC. *sucks teeth*
@Sandra
I’m mad you cited Wikipedia. Anyone can edit that mess and it should never be used as a source. Please do better.
Bey is preggars. Let it go.
IONo if she’s pregnant but I do know that rippling around the sides of her belly is liposuction dimples.
Oh my goodness, this is to much. I guess we just have to wait for her nine months to come to an end and watch the baby pop out. smh