According to Sister2Sister magazine’s Jamie Foster Brown, ‘Braxton Family Values‘ star Tamar Braxton and her producer/hubby Vince Herbert (who also manages Lady Gaga) are getting their own spin-off reality show.
Here is what Jamie wrote in the December 2011 issue of S2S magazine:
When we sat down with Trina, Traci and Towanda Braxton for the December issue of Sister 2 Sister, they exclusively told S2S that Tamar and Vince will star in their own reality series, set to air next year.
Jamie also mentioned that the couple would discuss the spin-off show on last night’s episode. But the only show Tamar and Vince discussed in episode 5 was Vince shooting a documentary on his life to be aired in Japan.
That scene was filmed before Vince collapsed and was rushed to a hospital 2 months ago.
According to a source close to Tamar and Vince’s camp, Vince is currently in no condition to shoot a reality show after being released from a NY hospital in November.
Sandrarose.com broke the story that Vince was hospitalized in New York in October and treated for blood clots in his lungs. The usually fatal illness left him weak and unable to talk for days (due to 02 tubes in his throat).
“He hasn’t even left New York since he was released from the hospital,” the confidant told Sandrarose.com exclusively. “He can’t travel anywhere. He’s staying in a hotel close to the hospital so he can be treated as an outpatient,” the source added.
The source said Vince is doing much better today, “but he’s not 100% yet. He’s definitely not shooting a reality show.” The source also confided that Vince has “lost over fifty pounds” since his ordeal. But “he’s not out of the woods yet.”
Was it just me, or was she doing WAAAAY TOO MUCH at Vince’s bizniz meeting and at dinner? I don’t blame his azz fo’getting up. I would’ve had to pull her out the room for a REAL NICE CONVO!
*shutter at the thought of this loud mouf bish*
Reality TV kill cable… I am so tired of these shows that I hardly watch tv anymore. I rather file my corns and fix my lacefronts than watch these talentless famewhores.
Im happy he lost some weight.
Yeah she was too much last night. I turned and watched Beyond Scared Straight. Last night was a good episode too.
this just in from that trossip site via twitter
Surprise: The Tamar Spin-Off We All Saw Coming On Day One Of Braxton Family Values Is Officially On The Way
Which one which one?
@ Jerrica – Beyond Scared Straight….YEAH, THAT’S MY CHIT and you’re right….last night was an extremely good episode!
Like I stated before, Tamar doesn’t know when to stop. It’s not a good look for a person over 30. Then she kept asking “what did I do”? She really has no flucking clue.
@ The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy..YEAH SHE NEEDED TO BE CHECKED! KNOW YOUR PLACE AND STFU!:cuss: I LIKE VINCE GET WELL SOON
DAMN Someone needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.
I for one am devastated by this news.
A personality like hers stands out on the family show b/c you have other personalities to blance the ish out but a show with just her will result in people being annoyed as hell (moreso than they are now of her)
Mama Braxton needs to shut her dumb a$$ up again.
Oops…Auntie San, sometimes I type & submit before I think…
Is it me or is there like NON WHATSOVER chemistry between these two? I wonder what Tamar would be doing if her husband wasn’t rich. Where would her income be coming from?
@Lady_L
Doo-wop pop popping for Toni…
Tamar was toomuch.com last night. She is way to unprofessional to be anyone’s manager especially someone who actually has clout. I think she truly believes that she did nothing wrong in regards to how she was conducting herself. I’m sure Vince was embarassed
Yesterday I really got a “fish” vibe from Vince. I truly believe that he and Tamar have a “business” realtionship. He make the money and she spends it.
Glad he is doing ok but im glad he lost the weight he is obese and breaths funny.
Vince seems like a really good person quiet, sweet, and well mannered at all times (unlike his/ boom POW POW wife). I wish him well with health and his marriage. I don’t wanna say too much before someone gets offended and be hitting Sandy up on twitter again ctfu. But, I will say this everyone has a place people need to learn theirs sometimes.
@ bbclivy – she has absolutely no respect for that man, until he digs in her chest one day!
@ CD – If you make that statement ONE MO’ DAYUM ‘GEN!
That Dude Right There, Has Swag on 100,000. Wonky Eye And
OMG Jerrica i walked in the living room and the dude on beyond scared straight was clowning that lil white gilr so hard i hit rewind and recorded it lol.
All
#teamVince, I like his style
@Tatted
Until I get answers I will continue to :copyandrepostchit: all day
I guess I am the only black woman over 30 who likes chicken and weave who have never seen an episode of The Braxtons
@MrsLoveLeigh
She was EXTREMELY unprofessional. In the hotel and at the restaurant. I wanted to strangle her for him.
@100%
What style?
I know @Roc. me too. Hubby won’t watch with me because he cant tolerate Tamar. I really like the show though.
@Sexyphillygirl hey boo did you hear anything more about Jonesey in dem dere streetz? Muthaknows and her had a falling out because he stayed at the station. I guess they are keeping him. Even though she bought him there for glitter gay guy effects, for the show. Also what happened with Shamara the HI 5 girl from middays..
@MsOnderful…please spill the tea…I used to live in those parts. That chick is a mess.
HoneyDip aka QueenSJ says: Doo-wop pop popping for Toni…
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@ yso, to me he seems down to heart and kinda chill. Not cocky. And seriously patient, considering all the drama surrounding him. Jmo
Over in St. elsewhere…..
I watched that mess that is the braxton’s last night and that tamar broad is over the top big time and can someone tell her that she is black and stop pretending. Her brother/money train husband vince DUDE GROW A SET!! Hell they are the crapdashians but they black.
Jerrica says:
Yeah she was too much last night. I turned and watched Beyond Scared Straight. Last night was a good episode too
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I thought that read you watched “Beyonce Scared Straight”.
This Hurd situation gone get messy. Cops say they got a list of players he sold drugs to, and he been cut from the team.
Please help:
I need clarification or a Medical Moment what is that when your eyes constantly look wide like they won’t close and there is no meat surrounding the eyelid. Sorry just was concerned about the close-up of Tamar grill at the dinner something was way off, like LIL-KIM off.
What! @ MsOnderful
Where is the Story on Jones and Mutha? She can’t be mad at him for that. She stayed at 97 after they fired Starr.
She suppose to be doing an online show next month. Not sure how that’s going to work but I’ll check it out.
JERRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MsOnederful says:
@Sexyphillygirl hey boo did you hear anything more about Jonesey in dem dere streetz? Muthaknows and her had a falling out because he stayed at the station. I guess they are keeping him. Even though she bought him there for glitter gay guy effects, for the show. Also what happened with Shamara the HI 5 girl from middays..
Hi, Yeah she is suppose to be doing a online show and im not surprised she is made, she thinks everybody is suppose to jump when she jump, Mutha got bills just like she has bills. One thing her stans on her facebook page was sending letters everyday to power99 demanding she return lol. I didnt know Shamara wasnt there anymore hmm imma have to ask about her.
Tamar was out of line last night she loves attention and nobody tells her to stfu, oh and that was the singer Sparkle at the table Vince manages her career ummm…..what career?
lovezoe says:
This Hurd situation gone get messy. Cops say they got a list of players he sold drugs to, and he been cut from the team.
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Anna says:
Jerrica says:
Yeah she was too much last night. I turned and watched Beyond Scared Straight. Last night was a good episode too
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I thought that read you watched “Beyonce Scared Straight”.
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@100%
Thanks. I don’t watch the show so I don’t have an opinion either way on Vince or the rest.
Hope he pulls through. Sandra you love when you get your credit huh? Like a bish betta not mention me.
Hey Tatted, saw you in the other post finally got a break again
100% usa made! says:
@ yso, to me he seems down to heart and kinda chill. Not cocky. And seriously patient, considering all the drama surrounding him. Jmo
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@sexyphillygirl.. thanks babe…
@ Anna – That’s so sad! :crying1:
ya’ll heifers left me chatting up a storm
Beyond scared straight was sooo good. When dude had the lil yt boy put that koolaid on his lips. I thought he wad gonna suck it off.
@ Tatted Cotton Candy
i was like why you calling me at my job about this shyt. I told you think morning. The lil boy cat thought he was going to buss it open. huh?
It’s been a awesome Friday! Thanks for all the laughs! Gonna go prep dinner and get Cotton Candy ready
Have a awesome week-end
Wad=was
so ready for this vaca!!!!!!!!!!!
Afternoon my loves
Tamar was doing way too much at the dinner table. She was so busy clowning she couldn’t see when she went too far.
I was a little taken aback that Vince ordered before everyone else! Dang homie – a little self control at the dinner table. And then his fool wife interrupts the grace! I mean he was rude, but Tamar took it to anoher level.
Hey fam
When he was saying the grace and she was making faces I knew she was wayoverboard.com. He spoils her rotten so he created that monster lol
I’m good Frenchie : just had a 3 hour nap
I rather file my corns and fix my lacefronts
I watched last night episode and she was extremely rude and annoying. Her husband is a good guy. I know a few who would have slapped her for disrespecting the Japanese woman
She was intimidated by that japenese woman cuz she has a career and Tamar dont JMO
@vero really 3 hours tho??? at work??
@ Howmanylicks – I can’t fugg w/cats. You turn around and have 35,000 cats in yo home cuz they fuggin’ so much!
Naaaah : i don’t work friday afternoons !:
Heeeey Frenchie
@ Vero – TAKE YO AZZ TO THE
WITH THAT DAYUM GRAVI! 
*Its boring as hell up in here
*Pops in cd and puts on standard twerk uniform (wife beater, booty shorts and ankle socks)
I’m the f*ckin man, you don’t get it do ya?
YMCMB you niggas more YMCA
Me, Freddie, Marley Marl at the cribbo
Shout goes out to Niko, J and Chubbs, shout to Gibbo
We got Santa Margarita by the liter
She know even if im f*ckin with her, I don’t really need her
Aohhh, That’s how you feel man?
That’s really how you feel?
Cause the pimpin’ ice cold, all these bit$hes wanna chill
I mean maybe she won’t
Then again maybe she will
I can almost guarantee she know the deal,
Real nigga wassap
Now she want a photo
You already know though
You only live once: that’s the motto nigga YOLO
We bout it every day, every day, every day
Like we sittin’ on the bench, nigga we don’t really play
Every day, every day, f-ck what anybody say
Can’t seem em cause the money in the way
Real nigga wassup?
One, time fuck one time
I’m calling niggas out like the umpire
Seven, grams in the blunt
Almost drowned in her p-ssy so I swam to her butt
It’s Eastside, we in this bitch
Wish a nigga would like a tree in this bitch
And if a leaf fall put some weed in that bitch
That’s my MO add a B to that shit
I’m fucked up, torn down
I’m twisted: door knob
Talk stupid, off with your head!
Nigga money talks and Mr Ed!
I’m so Young Money got a drum on the gun
Energizer bunny
Funny how honey ain’t sweet like sugar
Ain’t shit sweet niggas on the street like hookers
I tongue kiss her other tongue
Skeet skeet skeet: water gun
Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt! Tunechi
Now she want a photo
You already know though
You only live once: that’s the motto nigga YOLO
We bout it every day, every day, every day
We sittin on the bench, nigga we don’t really play
Every day, every day, fuck what anybody say
Can’t seem em cause the money in the way
real nigga wassup wassap wassap
Vero,
YSoSerious says:
I for one am devastated by this news.
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Make it 2 of us.
*middle finger to every font that left me in that slow ass post*
Fukkers.
CD … did you read those “when I was drunk…” stories from the Kelly post??? Classic!!
@VERO that is just ugh ……. :nonono:
my poor eyes!
@JMO
Yeppers I did and you niccas need AA on speed dial ya dig
@Vero, please explain that avatar and why you judged it necessary on this PG13 family-oriented blog?
I rather file my corns and fix my lacefronts than watch these talentless famewhores.
Wait wait wait wait, tell me this is comedy? *cries while laughing*
OTB who is the purple lady in your gravi>????????
@tatted
love when you hug me!
I like Vince, he seems cool as hell. I really think Tamar just acts a fool for the camera. She may be a mess but, I get the impression it HAMs it up for attention.
wife beater, booty shorts and ankle socks
hey @dimpz :2dance: who’s life treating you??
@French
**whispers its really lil Momma in OTB gravi but she dont wanna admit it
And i don’t care about what anyone else says : that’s your nasty asses in 78 years
*how’s*
FrenchKissy its R&B sanga, K. Michelle.
On a lighter note, I like that girl’s belt in the still up there, although i can only see half of it, I been needing it in my life. Anyone knows where I can get the real deal for 1/4 of the price??? TIA
i will stop aging at 50 …….
Fabulous: it’s tastefully done !
Awwww Frenchie. You made my day!
X’s 69,087,213
@ CD – I know that bish in OTB’s gravi was Lil’ Mama. She stuck her middle fanger up at me and everything when I asked if it was her!
I was like, “See?!?! SHE KNOW!!!… Man fugg them otha bishes.”
Hermes belt? 1/4 price? You gone be five fingering that, ma.
i was so drunk once that I woke up in my closet.
OutsidetheBox says:
FrenchKissy its R&B sanga, K. Michelle.
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at this point I would’ve been like, fugg it, yeah it’s Lil Mama/Kelly/Me/whoever you think it is… 
Why do I feel like every other post of yours is expalinig who that be in ur gravi??
@Roc I’m with OTB on that. Maybe you can pay somebody do yo dirty work and if that nicca get caught look at em and say “Swiper no swipey and get the fukk outta dodge.
MzDimplez1123 says:
I like Vince, he seems cool as hell. I really think Tamar just acts a fool for the camera. She may be a mess but, I get the impression it HAMs it up for attention.
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She’s just one of them chics that like attention… It was funny last night she was calling his name and he was trying man…but if didnt work
He’s a gonner…
SO THIS IS WERE YALL AT HAD ME TALKN TO MYSELF IN THE OTHER POST!!
@howmanylicks
OutsidetheBox says:
Hermes belt? 1/4 price? You gone be five fingering that, ma
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I am willing to do that. you got the deets?
that shyt retails at $650 plus tax. even 1/4 of that, to me is pushing it…
Roc says:
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oh hail nawww! PLease tell me she ain’t a day over 6yeras old
The last time I got drunk dead, I got pregnant.
@ Fab…OK, I won’t tell you
Lady_L says:
Is it me or is there like NON WHATSOVER chemistry between these two? I wonder what Tamar would be doing if her husband wasn’t rich.
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She would be still trying to find the right key for that Gladys tribute
@OTB
Well my family is full of drunks so for me it a whole lot. Should of stopped at a whole. I use to crush a 5th of E&J twice every weekend and still be needing something after it. My friend said I drink likka like most people drink water/or juice.
I got plenty of embrassing drunk stories.
Fabulous City says:
Roc says:
Watching Judge Joe Brown…this bish got on an Aqua prom dress with a matching shawl and white tights….I just can’t… Shyt equipped with glitter and errythang at the top!!!
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oh hail nawww! PLease tell me she ain’t a day over 6yeras old
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If u say she has on white shoes I am going to fall out of this chair
@ Howmany – Oh do you now….CARE TO SHARE THEM W/TATTED??
Im glad they aren’t Tamar simply annoys the hell outta me and him to from what I see
Oh and her other siblings
If u say she has on white shoes I am going to fall out of this chair
Ty…OK not gonna tell you anything either.
15 things black girls do on facebook
1.Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington.
2. Complain about their enemies without actually naming the person, knowing that the offender will read the status: “It’s sad how some people are SO PETTY and can’t mind their OWN BUSINESS. I’m gonna pray for them because they need Jesus.”
3. Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes. “Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.”
4. Use their Facebook status updates to yell at the stars of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives and Love & Hip Hop. (You know NeNe can’t “hear” you, right?)
5. Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.” (White girls, if you’re confused go ask your black girlfriends what Big Chop means.)
6. To show off their new hairstyle, they take a picture in front of the bathroom mirror, with the door frame and toilet in the shot.
7. Stalk ex boyfriends. This is called “watching your back.”
8. Stalk current boyfriends. This is called “research.”
9. Declare there are no good men left anywhere on the planet Earth.
10. Pretend to be in relationships with celebrities. “Did you see my husband Kobe out there?” “About to watch my boo Idris in this new movie…”
11. Ask for help with such life-changing decisions as “Should I cook Oodles of Noodles or Hamburger Helper for dinner?”
12. Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.
13. Providing play-by-play for every menial task on their to-do list: “Today I have to go to the bank, then go do this laundry, and pick up some bobby pins from Walgreens…”
14. Announce they need a “new start” and therefore will be deleting dozens of Facebook friends.
15. Complain that they don’t understand “that Twitter thing” and will never EVER use it.
***Hopefully none of you ladies fall in this category*****
I use to crush a 5th of E&J twice every weekend and still be needing something after it.
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Put E & J down after I wanted to fight everybody everytime I drank it that chit made me leave dahk likka alone period
Oh, I forgot to mention that the bottom of the dress resembled a tutu.
***Hopefully none of you ladies fall in this category*****
and pick up some bobby pins from Walgreens…”
Ohhhh E&J…takes me back to my early 20’s of which I can’t remember 85%…
Ohhhh E&J…takes me back to my early 20’s of which I can’t remember 85%…
JMO says:
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:HIGHFIVE:
Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.” (White girls, if you’re confused go ask your black girlfriends what Big Chop means.)
16. Brag about getting “red bottoms” when you still staying at home.
17. Complain about your man one day and the next he your boo thang and the best thing ever.
“12. Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.”
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Can not stand that isht! If you aren’t ready to spill your guts like a drunk on New Year’s Day, STFU!!
***Hopefully none of you ladies fall in this category*****
Chit Cray
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Not nairy one
18. Count down every damn day till your birthday, then on your birthday bit ch and moan about it.
1.Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington.
3. Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes. “Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.”
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I can’t decide which one is more annoying….
Tatted- You KNOW how much I hate that!! Chick got a pair of “red bottoms” and got them as her profile pic. We get it, posting about “red bottoms” every day make it seem like you not used to anything.
Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.”
why LOrd, why?
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My sister does this very shyt
16. Constantly putting up pics of the dinner you cooked with the caption “Ima a beast in the kitchen”
CD- I see this at least once a week, I am thinking if that’s the best you can do… Meals looking like slop on a plate.
@ Zoe Zoe –
PLEASE, NO ONE ON SANDRAROSE USES “RED BOTTOMS” EVER! We need for our resident pregnant one to feel NO RAGE!
An add on to the Big Chop- Throwing shade at people who get relaxers when you JUST had on in your head. “My hair is not stressed so it don’t need a relaxer.”
YALL SO FUKKIN STUPID> FAB ROLLING EYES. CHOCD TOMBOUT BEASTS IN THE KITCHEN
I am fukking crying at my desk.
@Tatted
No rage from over here, my emotions are all the way together 
I am just saying how you claim to be educated but a hoodbooger?
@Lovezoe
Or the fools who press like and comment “I wanna plate, bring me some that chit look good as hell and they azz leave in another state. SIT THE FUKK DOWN PLEASE ___/
lovezoe says:
An add on to the Big Chop- Throwing shade at people who get relaxers when you JUST had on in your head. “My hair is not stressed so it don’t need a relaxer.”
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THIS ^^^^
“My hair is not stressed so it don’t need a relaxer.”
Or the fools who press like and comment “I wanna plate, bring me some that chit look good as hell and they azz leave in another state. SIT THE FUKK DOWN PLEASE ___/
The chicks who talk about not going back to their OLD ways, when did you get NEW ways. Still the same loud mouth, quick to fight from HS.
Last year sometime, I have two friends and BOTH of they azzes put up a pic with the same guy saying “Me and the hubby”
… I don’t even have the energy to say how that scenario played out on fb 
JMO-
:tears:
Those so called “natural girls” are a trip. Well, most of them… that’s all I gotta say.
The broads who post pics of they kids in they Sunday best and Christmas clothes with the caption “my junior and mini me stay fresh to def and you know damn well on any GIVEN day when you see they kids out and about the kids look like they been living on skid row. GTFOH CLOWN
Or friend you when yall aint NEVER got along. Thats what I hate the most.
I aint mature enough yet hoe; I never will be. Yep. You the bigger person. Literally and figuratively.
LOL
A guy you talk to for over a month magically becomes the Hubby.
i am always like, Bish what, what I missed??! Oh.
JMO- This one chick friend requested me KNOWING we were NEVER EVER cool, I left it ignored so she wouldn’t request me.
you see they kids out and about the kids look like they been living on skid row. GTFOH CLOWN
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the guy left his gf for her and now, both of them are ‘in a relationship’ with him, and have him on their profile pic
Those so called “natural girls” are a trip. Well, most of them… that’s all I gotta say
OutsidetheBox says:
Or friend you when yall aint NEVER got along. Thats what I hate the most.
I aint mature enough yet hoe; I never will be. Yep. You the bigger person. Literally and figuratively.
LOL
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@lovezoe …
I know a Keshia Johnson and my lil brother is constantly pulling a #3. I got a question though, Why do ppl “like” their own statuses. I mean, I just assumed the dummy liked it and that’s why they posted it!
CD, ION fb, and all of your reasons are probably the reason why. Like, bish, talk(text) to me! Errbody don’t care about that ish
On topic: I’ve only seen one episode EVER of the Braxtons, but this is one loud azz bitch that couldn’t travel in my circle O. No sireebob!
She’s lucky she’s Toni’s sister
The list regarding facebook?
ON POINT and SO TRUE…each and every one.
One of my ghetto from berf cousins always posting pics of the dinner she cooked or lists what she is cooking for dinner.
“I’m cooking chicken,peas, macaroni and cheese and rolls.”
No offense
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
The broads who post pics of they kids in they Sunday best and Christmas clothes with the caption “my junior and mini me stay fresh to def and you know damn well on any GIVEN day when you see they kids out and about the kids look like they been living on skid row. GTFOH CLOWN
and they be makin sure the labels on clothes and shoes can be seen e.g US Polo Assn, thinking they done killed the game, tam’bout Jojo stays in some Ralph Lauren shyt 
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JMO you laffing cause some mutt or two done did you like that.
Bishes got short memories or something.
What about the weirdos who constantly POKE you or send you 200 game requests. Muthfugga I have now pronounced you Deleted and Blocked with yo “i got to much gotdam time on my hands having azz”.
Please don’t get me started on liking your own status! I thought the point of posting the status was because it was something you liked. SMH
I have a friend who’s man is married and her status says “in a Relationship”
e.g US Polo Assn, thinking they done killed the game, tam’bout Jojo stays in some Ralph Lauren shyt
How about the ones that block you from their wall, but still keep you on their friends list?
Just delete bish! You ain’t even gotta do all of dat…..
Or the ones who subliminally (they think) post something in reference to what you posting on their status? Trying to be slick at the mouth…..
@IGO I DONT DO CORONAS **UNLESS I GOT A COUPLE OF SHOTS DOWN MY THROAK**
@BETTY BOOP BRANG UR GAWWGEOUS CULO TO TESASS FOR ME
164 Roc says:
I have a friend who’s man is married and her status says “in a Relationship”
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That ain’t her man tho……….
This slays me too. I have a cousin who LIVES with his girl. These fools will get into it and go back and forth on FB.
Take yall retarded asses somewhere and STFD.
I have a FB friend who always posting pics of her with her new wigs on with captions “Im on my blonde ish tonight or with her black one on saying “on my grown woman ish tonight LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I
ALOT ON MY FB 
AND I KNOW I DONT EVEN BE SPELLN THE SHYT RIGHT.. 
Miz- I posted something the other day, not even talking about anyone and the girl talking about mmmmmm. I am like hit dogs holler don’t they.
ChocD, i hate your friends
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I have a FB friend who always posting pics of her with her new wigs on with captions “Im on my blonde ish tonight or with her black one on saying “on my grown woman ish tonight LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I feel like your fb account would be hilarious
@ Tisch, now you KNOW, in her head, that’s her man. He really wanna be wiht her but, he can’t because his wife is giving him problems about being where he really wants to be.
JMO get out my brain.
rofl:
I wanna be friends with ChocD’s frens just so i can laugh!
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I have a FB friend who always posting pics of her with her new wigs on with captions “Im on my blonde ish tonight or with her black one on saying “on my grown woman ish tonight LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I hate that legoooooo chit with every fiber of my being. Leave the lingo for the children. You grown arse hell…..ugh.
Or posting like this : WhAt uP YaLl? I l-ve mi LiFe. Did you go to Everest?
Or cause he cant leave his kids.
Or cause he cant leave the house with her. 
Or cause its just a bad time right now.
Hoes be stupid yo.
@OTB & JMO
I usually just sit and scroll and shake my muthafugga head at dem clowns. My family always say you dont neva say chit on FB. When I do get on and see that foolery I end up logging the fugg off and going to bed.
Me and this bish went AT IT one day. I have no idea how you think he your man. Bish when you can’t even talk to him after 5 and never on weekends…
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Tisch, now you KNOW, in her head, that’s her man. He really wanna be wiht her but, he can’t because his wife is giving him problems about being where he really wants to be.
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She would have done better with “it’s complicated”.
My high school was big
See this is a luxury. We got 4 high schools in town. Eveybody know everybody in my town.
FB always suggesting the bishes I cant stand either…cause we “friends” with all the same ppl.
When I do get on and see that foolery I end up logging the fugg off and going to bed.
bish just be like Whattttt
… 
I have a friend who’s man is married and her status says “in a Relationship”
tell her about self-confidence and self worth cuz thats some bull she must really want a relationship
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Shame
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@OTB & JMO
I usually just sit and scroll and shake my muthafugga head at dem clowns. My family always say you dont neva say chit on FB. When I do get on and see that foolery I end up logging the fugg off and going to bed.
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Your stuff would make for a good laugh though
Roc says:
Me and this bish went AT IT one day. I have no idea how you think he your man. Bish when you can’t even talk to him after 5 and never on weekends…
Me and this bish went AT IT one day. I have no idea how you think he your man. Bish when you can’t even talk to him after 5 and never on weekends…
what she do with the other 40 hours of her week 
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He her man during work hours
lovezoe says:
Please don’t get me started on liking your own status! I thought the point of posting the status was because it was something you liked. SMH
I never get that. It’s like you sit there, contemplate your status for a few and thinks “man, that shit smooth as hail”. Then hit the Like button. 
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lovezoe says:
Or posting like this : WhAt uP YaLl? I l-ve mi LiFe. Did you go to Everest?
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How do you even type like that?? That pinky finger be exhausted trying to hit the Caps Lock 50 million fuggin times … I hate that!
The ones who say they have no time for drama but that’s all they do. My cousin was on FB talking about the other cousin was trying to holla at her man and how she was trifling, blahb blah blah. Called the girl out and everything. THEN people be cosigning the ignorance. You should be ashamed.
Fabulous City says:
lovezoe says:
Please don’t get me started on liking your own status! I thought the point of posting the status was because it was something you liked. SMH
I never get that. It’s like you sit there, contemplate your status for a few and thinks “man, that **** smooth as hail”. Then hit the Like button. 
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divalicious aka CD says:
16. Constantly putting up pics of the dinner you cooked with the caption “Ima a beast in the kitchen”
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Ppl shouldn’t do that. If you are not a photographer your pic gets lost in translation. I’ve seen pics of food and I don’t know what it is.
FB always suggesting the bishes I cant stand either…cause we “friends” with all the same ppl.
I can relate.
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Or the ones that forget you know the REAL and they post an outright lie on fb forgetting that you are one of their friends……
My bro and his wife are preggo again right….
These bastids just had an “accidental” baby not even a year ago (that bullchit is another story)
Anyway, they don’t know I know her arse is preggo again….
Dis heaux all on fb talking about margarita’s and shots! Smdh
@Love
SHe don’t really care then eff FB Im coming directly to your face 
So she didn’t check her cousin when she caught her trying to get at her man
@JMO
I really just be lurking now that chit aint for grown folks no more
I snapped on my lil 13 year cuzzin for tagging in some pics of her and another girl with the caption “who’s cuter pick” Girl I inboxed her so fukkin quick I am your friend on facebook not real life muthafugga. What the fugg I look like picking between some flat chested as 13 year old girls. GTFOH
People say they don’t like people in your drama, yet your FB profile is set on public. Mine locked down like a virgin.
@ Tisch….I agree.
lovezoe says:
People say they don’t like people in your drama, yet your FB profile is set on public. Mine locked down like a virgin.
^^^^
Right! My friend posted about someone stalking her but she just changed her profile to public. GTFOOH!
@Choco- EXACTLY! Then say they don’t like drama, you just want to stir up more drama. If my blood trying to holla at my man and he is COMPLETELY innocent, I am coming kicking your door down.
She told me she KNOW he loves her. Bish his status says MARRIED and got HER name on there. You don’t live in the same state. He NEVER lets you come to Atlanta to see him. Only to Alabama where you live. Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
I really just be lurking now that chit aint for grown folks no more
I snapped on my lil 13 year cuzzin for tagging in some pics of her and another girl with the caption “who’s cuter pick” Girl I inboxed her so fukkin quick I am your friend on facebook not real life muthafugga. What the fugg I look like picking between some flat chested as 13 year old girls. GTFOH
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Mz Tisch says:
Right! My friend posted about someone stalking her but she just changed her profile to public. GTFOOH!
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She told me she KNOW he loves her. Bish his status says MARRIED and got HER name on there. You don’t live in the same state. He NEVER lets you come to Atlanta to see him. Only to Alabama where you live. Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,
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@LOVEZOE
Right come on now I can’t wait to handle chit like that on FB gets me nowhere
@CHOCOD
Friend on FB not in real life
What’s up with people posting their numbers on their About Me? I don’t get it, if they cool like that they gone have your number.
How about the ones that are fb friends with their teenagers (especially daughters) and they act like they don’t see their 15 year old with all these booty and tidday pics on her page?
lovezoe says:
What’s up with people posting their numbers on their About Me? I don’t get it, if they cool like that they gone have your number.
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It may not be on purpose. I had my number listed as the Empire Carpet company number and one time I updated fb on my phone, and my real number was up there.
Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.
lovezoe says:
Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.
^^^^
I didn’t either….I’m not sure wtf happened. All I know is I checked it one day…and it listed my real number. I was pissed.
lovezoe says:
What’s up with people posting their numbers on their About Me? I don’t get it, if they cool like that they gone have your number.
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I upgraded the FB app on my phone and whenever I do that, it automatically populates on my FB page!! I learned this a few months ago because I was wondering how I started gettin all these sales calls…
If this bish call me one more time and ask me if I have diabetes and if I want to buy some chit, I’m going off!
MzTisch says:
How about the ones that are fb friends with their teenagers (especially daughters) and they act like they don’t see their 15 year old with all these booty and tidday pics on her page?
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That’s exactly why I snap on my lil cuzzos because they think you friends with them and just cause they parents dont say chit that you are not going to say anything. You will not be tagging me in chit, cussing on my page, talking about how you love your bae and all that other silly chit and yo azz is underage. That’s why I do FB in spurts because Ion have the patience for these kids or they mammys.
MzTisch says:
lovezoe says:
Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.
^^^^
I didn’t either….I’m not sure wtf happened. All I know is I checked it one day…and it listed my real number. I was pissed.
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OK so it wasn’t just me?!
Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
MzTisch says:
How about the ones that are fb friends with their teenagers (especially daughters) and they act like they don’t see their 15 year old with all these booty and tidday pics on her page?
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That’s exactly why I snap on my lil cuzzos because they think you friends with them and just cause they parents dont say chit that you are not going to say anything. You will not be tagging me in chit, cussing on my page, talking about how you love your bae and all that other silly chit and yo azz is underage. That’s why I do FB in spurts because Ion have the patience for these kids or they mammys.
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They outta control aren’t they? My brother is always trying to regulate my sister and I page, but your step daughter posing in a shirt exposing her tiddays that I wouldn’t even wear
People saying they in an open relationship then talking about how trifling their boo is.
JMO says:
MzTisch says:
lovezoe says:
Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.
^^^^
I didn’t either….I’m not sure wtf happened. All I know is I checked it one day…and it listed my real number. I was pissed.
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OK so it wasn’t just me?!
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Nope, those fb updates be phukkin everything up. I always check my settings afterwards….
@ CD. Enjoy your weekend.
Finished my “high importance” and my shopping.
Im out too…
@OTB AND JMO….
Had to log back in and post this…
Someone just sent me this absurd story…..
Pastor Stephen Addy Powell licks woman “vageen” while praying for her
Pastor Addy came to my house, asked me to pray with him and that he has had some bad revelations about me. While we were praying, he undressed me and started licking my “vagina” ….”
can picture us in the living room
by the mantle piece
and you’re telling me you’re loving me
with your hands on my thighs
while I’m staring in your brown eyes
and the expression on your face
is telling me you want more than a taste
so tonight we’re going all the way
we’ll be loving till the break of day
[Chorus:]
There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do for you boy
I don’t care what the others say now that I got you babe
No one can bring me joy like you girl
All the little things you do
Its all about you boo
I can picture us running in the rain
After a movie then we spark a flame
Oh I love it when you scream my name
Going 60 in the 3rd lane
We pull over to the parking lot
In the Park that’s my favorite spot
Doing just about anything
We’ll be going till the birds sing
[Chorus]
I think its bout time that I make you mine
Oh what your saying to me boy come on break it down
To find another like you will be a lifetime
I think I see where you’re going baby let it out let it out
Listen to me baby got something to say
Is it really what I think don’t take all day
Forever is what I wanna give to you so what do you say
Baby I do
Lakerfabuloso, that was the JAM!
I want her, Syleena Johnson, and Tweet to come out with some music
@YALL I WANT INDIA TO COME OUT WITH ONE TOO…
HOLD UP WHEN IS THE LAST TIME SHE HAD AN ALBUM OUT?
LOOOVE UR BROOOOWN SKIN
HEATHER HEADLY TOO!!
Roc says:
She told me she KNOW he loves her. Bish his status says MARRIED and got HER name on there. You don’t live in the same state. He NEVER lets you come to Atlanta to see him. Only to Alabama where you live. Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,
But uhhh yeah, it usually takes 3,4,5,6,7, yrs for a dumb bish to realize that she’s wasted her time. #stupidhoesgotthegameallphuckedup
and
And if I am a reflection of him…. I must be fly…..
I forget the name of this song, but it’s my jam too
Oh yeah Heather Headly. Emotional rollercoaster was so lovely. The way she moved her voice around those words yo…
If you bishes are reading this, getchoazz in the studio STAT!
@YALL
I USED TO LISTEN TO ALL THESE BISHES IN HS AND ALL MY FRIENDS WOULD SAY “BISH U 30 WHY U LISTEN TO SOME OLD SHYT” I LOOOVE INDOIA HEATHER KEKE THEY GOT THEM GOOD SKRONG VOICE RIRI CANT EVEN HOLD A DAM ROSE TO NONE OF THESE BISHES 
HEATHER HAS AN AMAZING VOICE!!
IIIIII WIIIISHHH I WASSNT IN LOOOOOOVE WITH U SOOO U COULDNT HUUUUURT MEEE!!
I think Emotional Rollercoaster was Vivian Green
Heather Headley was I Wish I Wasn’t and In My Mind, I’ll Always Be His Lady
Oh yeah Dimpz, you’r right, her too. Vivian sang that song *holds lighter up*
Oh, I am always Team MJB, but who else is there?
@WIFIE THAT IS MY FUKN SONG TOOO!!
IIIIN MY MIIIIIND SHE WILLLL ALWAYS BE MY LAAAAAAADY!! 
Vivian Greene and Heather Headley gets mad love on my playlist. Chaka Khan, Gladys Knight,Anita Baker and Jill Scott stay in my rotation!!!
Chaka Khan, Gladys Knight,Anita Baker and Jill Scott
TO SAY I HAVEN’T LISTEN TO THESE LADIES YET… BUT IF THEY GOOD LIKE HEATHER AND INDIA I TRY IT!! 
^^ IM
Oh, you’ve gotta check them out!
Oh, I don’t know how I left out Sade’
cues Soldier of Love
AWWW i was looking forward to their show! Tamar is my girl!
100% I love Jill’s 1st cd with a passion. Anita’s too!
My name is J.I.L.L.S.C.O.T.Tttttt
Mickee
*hands her tamar tied up & gagged*
Here you can have her, she’s all yours
and
**making a fourth christmas list with these ladies cd**
@YALL DAM TIED UP THO!!
Cause I’m all alone
theres no one here beside me
my problems have all gone
theres no one here to reside me
But you gotta have friends
If we didn’t tie her up she’d take the rag outta her mouth and that’s the main problem—->her loud azz mouth
*Disclaimer: my kepboard was hacked*
Hey Ya’ll!!!!
@ROC U NEW?? IF SO
THAT BISH DONT GOT NO OFF SWITCH!!
@YALL
Oh yeah…that’s The Truth…India Arie
Thanks for the love…post when I can
Laker, she would get on my last nerve, hell I’ve only seen one episode and that bish is on my nerve still.
Go sit your loud self down Toni’s sister
#actlikealadygeez
@YALL THE BF BE MAD WHEN I BE LISTENING TO MY SLOW JAMS **THEY IN SPANISH** I WISH ERRBODY KNEW SPANISH THEM SLOW SOOONG BABAY
I wish I knew Spanish for those soap opers Babay!!!
@ROC NO PROBLEMO LET ME TELL U HOW ALLLLL THEM BISHES START AND END … POOR GIRL FALLS IN LOVE WITH RICH HANDSOME MAN HE IS TAKEN BY EVIL BISH THEY GO THRU SOME BS END OF STORY WEDDING AND KIDS
UR WELCOME!! 
Laker, Spanish and French slow songs are sooo
WHAT ABOUT THIS SONG
GET IT PATTI!!
I MUST HAVE REHEARSED MY LINES
A THOUSAND TIMES
UNTIL I HAD THEM MEMORIZED
BUT WHEN I GET UP THE NERVE
TO TELL U THE WORDS
@YALL
AND FRENCH IS FANCY SPANISH TO ME SOME WORDS I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN!! I BE TRYING TO LISTEN BUT I GET FRUSTRATED 
BUT MY SLOW SPANISH SONGS AND ENGLISH I BE :2dance: WITH ME MYSELF AND I!!
Roc, I saw a Chinese telenovela
once and I was in tears! No joke!
The story went like this (now remember it was in Chinese language):
Man marries woman, they start a family, man cheats on woman, wife finds out and cries, mistress is diagnosed with cancer, wife tells husband to go be with her and take care of her, mistress dies, husband and wife cry.
Oh, that ish was sooo touching
@ROC
GIRL ME AND MY MADRE USED TO WATCH ERRSINGLE ONE AND ERRSINGLE MO’FUKA STARTED AND ENDED THE SAME WAY NO MATTER IF THE BISH WAS IN THE 1920’S OR PRESENT ITS HIIIILARIOUS!! 
YES, Patti is no joke!
“If I were your woman” by Aretha too
@YALL I BE BUMPING INTO SONGS ON PANDORA AND BECOME A FAN
LIKE EXCAPE I NEVER HEARD OF THEM UNTIL I GOT TO THIS BLOG AND BAM!! THEM SONGS BE ON REPEAT 
I LIKE THAT I CAN LISTEN TO SO MANY DIFERENT TYPES OF MUSIC AND I BE GETTING ALL INTO IT!! **DONT LET ME HAVE SOME DRANKS IN ME ITS GOING DOOOOWN!!”
Look at the If I were your woman words!
You should check out the Motown Classics! That’s the real music right there.
Aight ladies…gotta roll. My little one has a fever. He just punched me in the face so i don’t think he knows LOL!
Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa has filed for divorce due to his cheating.
Roc says:
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I was all choked up thinking “damn, she really love that man, telling him to go take care of his sick mistress”.
& then he came back to tell the wife she dies, and the wife cried!
Like, who does that?
:stop: the presses Posche
@YALL **MAKES A NOTE OF THIS** EXPAND MY HORIZON!!
I LIKES ALL KINDS OF MUSIC AS LONG AS IT AINT NO HEAVY METAL I EVEN LOOOVE THE OLDIES 
ALERT: VANESSA BRYANT HAS FILED FOR DIVORCE! !
Auntie, :stop: step away from the strippers pole (yeah, we know that your Friday night “habit”) & get to blogging on post # 267
Zoe,Hope she ain’t catch that ish she can’t get rid of.
I see zmt on top of it. Harvey knows he puts his credentials to use
No prenup, married 10.5 years. “When she leave your a@@ she gone leave with half”
@PORSHE
DAM I HOPE THIS DONT AFFECT HIS GAME 
EVIL BSIH SHE COULDNT WAIT TILL THE END OF THE FUKN SEASON… THE NERVE!!! 
IM PISSD I KNOW THIS GOING TO AFFECT HIS FUKN GAME!!
NO PRE-NUP **FAINTS** MY PO LIL KOBE BEAN GOING TO GIVE THAT BIZZNATCH HALF AND THEN SOME!! 
WELP! Kobe bryants wife filed for divorce… she was married to him for 10 years.. no PRE-NUP ..excuse me married to him 10 years and 6 months.. AUNTIE! WE need a MONEY! EMOTICON! LOL Cha chinggggggggggggggggggggggg…..
Bryant, 33, and his soon-to-be ex-wife, 29, married in April 2001, when Bryant was just 22 and she 18. They have two daughters, Natalia Diamante Bryant, 8, and Gianna Maria-Onore, 5.
In 2003, the couple weathered a public scandal after Bryant was charged with allegedly raping a 19-year-old Colorado resort employee. The charges were eventually dropped after the accuser refused to testify. The case settled out of court.
Just days after Bryant was charged, his wife was seen sporting an 8-carat purple diamond ring worth about $4 million, which many interpreted as a apologetic gesture to her.
SELFLESS BISH!! **I DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT THE MARRIAGE IM WORRIED ABOUT THE BLACK MAMBA**
YALL SEE HOW THIS BISH STUCK AROUND THRU THE RINGS NOW SHE PROLLY THINK HIS GAME IS DONE AND OVER WITH SO SHE PACKN HER SHYT AND MOVING THE FUK ON!! FUK THE HO3 VANESSA KNEW ABOUT ALL OF THEM COME THE FUK ON 10 YRS!! BISH U WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT!! CHAAAAACHING!!
Only job she ever had was McD and know she got 200 milly, spousal support AND child support. #PAID. I don’t celebrate divorce, but she bout to be a fat cat.
@LOVE GIRL THIS BISH FINA BE ESSSTRA PAID… KOBE GOING TO LOOSE HIS FUKN AZZ!!
DAM DAM!! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A LAKERS SEASON
@now, not know
ALL I KNOW IS THAT KIM KARTRASHIAN BETTA STAY THE FUK AWAY!! U KNOW THAT BISH CAN SMELL A RICH BLACK DACK ANYWERE!!
I 
THE BIS!! 
I THINK IM TAKING IT HARDER THAN KOBE 
I don’t like Kobe, but the thought of giving up half my empire makes me nauseous for him,
Auntie don’t
me but I got a chuckle out of this twitpic: http://twitpic.com/7u8d5h
Tamar is over-acting for television ratings. I’m surprised so many people don’t see right through this, instead preferring to fall for the okie doke.
Mos def over-acting…and Vince looks like he’s out of breath all the time
So why is the hollywood reporter saying it is? Complete with the production companies name, who is producing it, etc.. Also AMC Networks’ WE tv has greenlit an eight-episode, one-hour original series featuring sisters Erica and Tina Campbell of three-time Grammy award winning Gospel duo Mary Mary.