In a recent interview with Glamour magazine, British siren Rita Ora, 22, confirmed her break up with the exceptionally irrelevant Rob Kardashian, and she referred to American singer Beyonce as the “nicest, gentlest, most humble woman.”
On her break up with Kim Kardashian’s brother:
“I’m not going out with Rob. We were close for a while, but it didn’t work because I was never there. I was like a ghost. I used to get so frustrated with myself and then wonder why I was angry, so I decided it was best to keep it friendly – especially at the moment, when there’s so much going on.”
On meeting her “idol” Beyonce:
“She was my idol and suddenly there we were, sitting down together. She was the nicest, gentlest, most humble woman. There’s something really calming about talking to her. She gave me the best piece of advice anyone’s ever given me about this job – ‘Keep your family close.’”
Clearly Rita was star struck.
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Somebody trying to get in good mmmmhmmm
she looks like Powder.
“exceptionally irrelevant”
She’s pretty to me. That’s all!
There go my other bad bish
Gimme that dress Bey! Or at least let me borrow it
I thought she looked prettier not so much so
Something about this chick rubs me the wrong way but I won’t bash her doe
She looks like an albino Keyshia Cole in that first pic.
You like that picture Sandy!
can somebody PLEASE sing a song of hers for me???? I’ll wait…..
*crickets*
“She was my idol and suddenly there we were, sitting down together. She was the nicest, gentlest, most humble woman. There’s something really calming about talking to her. She gave me the best piece of advice anyone’s ever given me about this job – ‘Keep your family close.’”
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Good advise Bey b/c the music biz is sheisty!!!
prynsexxx says:
She looks like an albino Keyshia Cole in that first pic.
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I hate chu for dat
AFTANOOON YALL!
AFTERNOON LAUGHTER:
I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
GAGIRL87 says:
“She was my idol and suddenly there we were, sitting down together. She was the nicest, gentlest, most humble woman. There’s something really calming about talking to her. She gave me the best piece of advice anyone’s ever given me about this job – ‘Keep your family close.’”
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Good advise Bey b/c the music biz is sheisty!!!
good advise Bey b/c the music biz is sheisty!!!
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I f.ucked this up
oh well
I’d die if I met Beyonce!!! DIE
I’m not going out with Rob. We were close for a while, but it didn’t work because I was never there. I was like a ghost. I used to get so frustrated with myself and then wonder why I was angry, so I decided it was best to keep it friendly – especially at the moment, when there’s so much going on.”
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Aww look how nice she was…I bet she wanna take that chit back now
Every time I see her name, I think of Okra.
Jackson
Rita whORA as RobK adressed her;Knows her role
Rita is very pretty
I love okras…like fav food love..
<–i'm watching catfish w/ Jasmine and Mike
Hissy!
Im here till 7.
Rita bleh. She looks cute here though
She has to lose the blonde I think that’s it
LMAO at the pick of Beyonce! For some reason I cannot stop laughing at it!!
She looks soo stoopid right there!!! bhahahahaha
This is the best I’ve seen her look….
And Beyonce seems nice…. as long as you aint fuggun with her money.
Rob straight called her a h*e tho….
AFTERNOON LAUGHTER:
I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
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WUTS IT Wuuu
Okay so i finally watched the catfish episodes…
The fact that them v5 ass regulars have the nerve to be mad/upset/angry about the “catfish” says sooo much about them!
SHALLOW HALS!
@ OTB
you see the video of Jay on the train w/ that old lady? i didn’t like him before but after watching that?
kingstonn says:
she looks like Powder.
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lmaoooooooooooooooo…. not Powder. LOL
SHALLOW HALS! <—
That is the funniest! ON A Serious NOTE,Yes they are!
*pic Hell yeah. Cause you look real smaht up there.
@BIBI
…drunk as hayel:rofl:
AFTERNOON LAUGHTER:
I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
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ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
video of Jay on the train
@KingSTUN I did! Apparently wittle old lady is a known artist in her own right. I LOVED her sweetness and his humble explanation of who he was.
Caramel Cutie says:
LMAO at the pick of Beyonce! For some reason I cannot stop laughing at it!! She looks soo stoopid right there!!! bhahahahaha
well alrighty
did this bish Jackson say Shallow Hals?
did u know that Flo has blessed us with her login today?
OutsidetheBox says:
*pic Hell yeah. Cause you look real smaht up there.
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especially the fat girl that was mad that the guy she was chatting with was fat.
OutsidetheBox says:
*pic Hell yeah. Cause you look real smaht up there.
especially the fat girl that was mad that the guy she was chatting with was fat
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THIS! She just loved him SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much,it was bunching up her grannie pannies.and she couldnt move forward til AT LEAST SHE SEES HIM,Bish . .
@Gyps wasnt that box body bis something else
she was LITERALLY shaped like a fuggin penske truck and u judging? BABY BYE!
OTB
heyyy booo
@ fefe
*testing*
Im bout to go in here and fire my boss
she was LITERALLY shaped like a fuggin penske truck
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OMG, I die!!!!
@kingstonn
yes????
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
especially the fat girl that was mad that the guy she was chatting with was fat
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I was so confused about that but maybe if I was only obese I’d feel I was too good for a nigguh that was super morbidly obese
@ otb
he seems so humble too! like who takes the train?
my ass wouldn’t be.
the same way she couldn’t get her arms around him he couldn’t get his arms around her. Looking like Natalie from Facts of Life looking azz!
ON A Serious NOTE,Yes they are!
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They are the true idiots! Not only are they just generally homely they dont seem to understand that truly fly, fine, attractive ppl dont have to or tend to troll the internet for dating, and usually shy from it because of so many offline interactions.
@ fe
you see my gravi?
i think i changed it
if you wear an 18 at New York & Company can you really turn your nose up at someone who shops at Lane Bryant???
did u know that Flo has blessed us with her login today?
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*bout to cry*
Stop lying!?!?
WHat post? OMG I got turrs.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
the same way she couldn’t get her arms around him he couldn’t get his arms around her. Looking like Natalie from Facts of Life looking azz!
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You take the good you take the bad game proper
Rita’s problem is that hair color!!!
that chit WASHES her out and does not flatter her features on her face. Makes no sense why you want to just be pale from top to bottom.
FLOOOOOOO :2dance:
I just feel like saying OWWW OWWWW OWWWW
@kingstonn
Girl you know I did…
That pic is hawt!
OTB, I lost a b last night
#youcare
fuggin penske truck
I LOVE that pic of Rih @King.
That bullet bra is the biz 
NAIJA
@Naija
New York & Co. carries size 18 now???
I used to work there years ago and I swore the largest size they had was 14.
@ naija
no, but you can turn your face up at people shopping at Avenue. 
NaijaGal says:
if you wear an 18 at New York & Company can you really turn your nose up at someone who shops at Lane Bryant???
Im bout to go in here and fire my boss
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Go with Gawd..
SON, I think she’d look better in a brownish red hair color
AND a lighter lipstick 
So the rules for SR from now on should be as follows for contestants:
If you have not contributed in a fune at any time on this here blog you can’t particpate.
If you have not had an altercation with Choco you can’t participate.
If you haven’t been banned at least 1-4 times
If you haven’t been warned by Auntie for being disrespectful to a FOB
If you have never had a gravi
There you go auntie this should help!
@BluPhi
Wuz fo sunny?
kingstonn says:
@ naija
no, but you can turn your face up at people shopping at Avenue.
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or Dress Barn *sniggles* I refuse to buy clothes from a store with the word Barn…shan’t can’t won’t
@DONNA – yes’um they do
YNH take out rule #2 even lurkers had an arguement with her
Welp that didnt go over well,
ALl Remains tHe same . 
Hey wayment yall know a bish shops at Lane Bryant…
She is giving me a Charlie Baltimore vibe, there’s some new ‘model’ pics out now…
@ harlem
lmaoooooooo. choc has had fights with everybody. remember P.Roberson?
MissHarlem says:
YNH take out rule #2 even lurkers had an arguement with her
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@ naija
i was JUST about to type Dress Barn too.
This the the best I’ve seen Rita whoever she is
OutsidetheBox says:
Okay so i finally watched the catfish episodes…
The fact that them v5 ass regulars have the nerve to be mad/upset/angry about the “catfish” says sooo much about them!
SHALLOW HALS!
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I love Catfish talk!!
KINGSTONN
sure do. If you get into an altercation with everygotdamnbody at some point its you 
Heyyyy OTB babe
I hear you still providing stylin tips and what have you 
ewww @ this smattering of bush hair Neev (catfish) has on his chest. hell nah!
OTB, I lost a b last night
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I do care.
I tried the wraps. Cost too much, firstly (I buy rillos 4/$1 from the Arabs), but it def. burned slow! My lips were sweet (from the glycerin? I use it in my hair and I know it tastes sweet) and to me it seemed to produce more smoke than a blunt! Not dark like bounk smoke, just heavy.
It was a brand called “Glass” overall; I liked. Still need my blunts tho. Oh! And my uber smaht neighbor helped to blow said high by pointing out that burning glycerin is said to release carcinogens.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
especially the fat girl that was mad that the guy she was chatting with was fat.
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I think she knew he was fat but didnt think he was gonna be morbidly obese
I guess duck lips are out and the new trend is fish face…
Right at missharlem!!!
So the rules for SR from now on should be as follows for contestants:
If you have not contributed in a fune at any time on this here blog you can’t particpate.
If you have not had an altercation with Choco you can’t participate.
If you haven’t been banned at least 1-4 times
If you haven’t been warned by Auntie for being disrespectful to a FOB
If you have never had a gravi
There you go auntie this should help!
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Fuggin
SON & OTB I was waiting for someone to report. Thanks will look into this
58 & 61
I really need to catch up on this Catfish show…is it online anywhere?
I refuse to buy clothes from a store with the word Barn…
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<—-potless for a few days. i smoked my fuggin face off over the weekend and my body said "bish gimme a break" im listening…but next week i shall be #loud
i’m watching catfish w/ Jasmine and Mike
^^ What ahbout Mhissy?
She is a Cahtfish Achtress.
Lhike somebody said:
At lheast her whig and eheybrows matched.
YNH take out rule #2 even lurkers had an arguement with her
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@ fe
i’m watching it on Jia’s site right now but some are on MTV’s site
@ ninja
dude couldnt even assemble himself on that couch. 
“I’m not going out with Rob.”
Didnt we say “going out” in middle school????’
Yea I know I’m late my inna-nets was off at work so my brain was rotting while I waited :crying1:
Potless?? NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
As the text messages prove Bad Influence.. I remembers NOTHING
OTB still aint fire me up though
P. Roberson
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KDUB- fugg your HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’s YO!
I love Catfish talk!!
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These heffas made me watch. I was determined not to watch another crazy show with them. Alas.
The recaps were just too enticing.
Donna del Gatto says:
I really need to catch up on this Catfish show…is it online anywhere?
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mtv dot com
Mhissy came out with that struggle cititrends dress on
FLO
How are you?!? The new (not really anymore) position?? Youre so missed! 
kingstonn says:
@ fe
i’m watching it on Jia’s site right now but some are on MTV’s site
@ ninja
dude couldnt even assemble himself on that couch.
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I heard that couch will be laid to rest the same time as George Jefferson and Gary Coleman. I mean all are worth the same amount of money.
Gigi26 says:
Mhissy came out with that struggle cititrends dress on
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CITI TRENDS!!!!
I think she knew he was fat but didnt think he was gonna be morbidly obese
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Did yall know that B! gained 160 pounds over the course of their “relationship”? How can she talk? They coulda lost weight together!
her eyebrows and her weave are the same color of this tangerine i’m peeling. LMAO!
this episode is killing me…. 
Gigi26 says:
Mhissy came out with that struggle cititrends dress on
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I dont think that was even Cititrends standard. It looked more like Rainbow clearance dress
@kingstonn
Ok, thanks!
@ gyps
Mhissy though…. why does she look like that?!
@Flo, every now and then i have to take a lil break…i start 2 feel like im full of smoke…literally
maybe its all in my mind lmao
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I heard that couch will be laid to rest the same time as George Jefferson and Gary Coleman. I mean all are worth the same amount of money.
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My Lord
@OutsidetheBox:
She thought she was better than him cause he was fatter than her
OTB still aint fire me up though
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YOUR NAME HERE! says:
kingstonn says:
@ fe
i’m watching it on Jia’s site right now but some are on MTV’s site
@ ninja
dude couldnt even assemble himself on that couch.
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I heard that couch will be laid to rest the same time as George Jefferson and Gary Coleman. I mean all are worth the same amount of money.
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YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I heard that couch will be laid to rest the same time as George Jefferson and Gary Coleman. I mean all are worth the same amount of money.
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At least they didnt have plastic on the couch
oh oh oh YNG
Mhissy’s theme song – hair red, brows red, dress red, lips red…you fancy huh
as i go thru the gravis, im seeing too much Rihanna, a splash of beyonce and heres comes Minithug with fuggin Flava flav…
KDUB- fugg your HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’s YO!
^^^ I aint een ON Twitter but bay-be I sought out some of them tweets last night about Jasmine… somebody said that she has to get Nev and MTV to help her find a bish named Mhissy with an “H” and a nukka named Triggs…when black Twitter found them, they gubbment names, and Mhissy mhugshot in less that 15 minutes
Bet my paycheck Jasmine gets SSI.
But they both looked like they smelled of Mayonaise and Lovely and Mhissy’s house!
NaijaGal says:
Mhissy’s theme song – hair red, brows red, dress red, lips red…you fancy huh
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Please dont give her any ideas…. She think she a star already
Kdub’s silent h’s
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Is that wtf that ill? I was like
… 
:whotf done challenged Dubb to a spelling duel?” 
Bad Influence says:
as i go thru the gravis, im seeing too much Rihanna, a splash of beyonce and heres comes Minithug with fuggin Flava flav…
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a break would be nice @ Bad, but then I’d be ready to kill a bih
All is good OTB
Everybody have a good night!! Time for me to go get my lil man so we can parlay and celebrate his birthday
Who Dat says:
KDUB- fugg your HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’s YO!
^^^ I aint een ON Twitter but bay-be I sought out some of them tweets last night about Jasmine… somebody said that she has to get Nev and MTV to help her find a bish named Mhissy with an “H” and a nukka named Triggs…when black Twitter found them, they gubbment names, and Mhissy mhugshot in less that 15 minutes
Bet my paycheck Jasmine gets SSI
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She definitely gets SSI!!!!!!!!!!!
@ gyps
i was thinking Mhissy smelled like that cheap struggle deodorant and Love Spell.
But yall aint gonna say nathan about Jasmine screen door cause Nev didn’t even open it he just knocked thru it!
hair red, brows red, dress red, lips red…you fancy huh
What about “Trina the Natural”
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
But yall aint gonna say nathan about Jasmine screen door cause Nev didn’t even open it he just knocked thru it!
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He damn sure did!!!!!!!!!!!!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Flo
come back now ya hear?
And if yall dont go to Youtube and look at Mhissy’s music videos she did… “Fly On My Own” and “Through With You”…one of em complete with ratchet azz picture montage…
We aint gonna be friends no more.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
But yall aint gonna say nathan about Jasmine screen door cause Nev didn’t even open it he just knocked thru it!
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But she has songs on youtube! Please look her up Mhissy Banks!
I dont even know how to spell brek
@Gyps, did you see him stick his head through the screen door when she opened that green azz door??????
all the hood btchs smell like Love Spell and Sweet Pea
and DONT even bring up Trina the Natural and that dead beaver she had on her head…
Who Dat says:
And if yall dont go to Youtube and look at Mhissy’s music videos she did… “Fly On My Own” and “Through With You”…one of em complete with ratchet azz picture montage…
We aint gonna be friends no more.
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Damn you KDUB!!! I was typing that!
Mhissy is Haitian tho! I recognize that accent from anywhere. and her mom is named Lovely? that floor model tv… so much fckery!
I will not repeat not join the fckry that is Mhissy YT. Nope not gonna do it just no (tryna convince myself)
Love Spell, Sweet Pea and Pump it up>>>>not to step on toes Auntie!
If a bytch is calling herself “Missy” with a H, i’m can betcha she still uses Tussy
And she came out with them usher peep toe wedges I just about
MTV is showing the fukk out with these shoes yo!
Kingston and Bad: Don’t forget the hoodrats upgrade when they cop that “Juicy Couture” fragrance!
I LOVE YOU FLO. *goes to her FB to graffiti*
was thinking Mhissy smelled like that cheap struggle deodorant and Love Spell.
^^ Tussy…Cashmere Bouquet Soap…and White Shoulders parfume.
Yes.
PAH-FHUME
Bad Influence says:
and DONT even bring up Trina the Natural and that dead beaver she had on her head…
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Bad Influence says:
all the hood btchs smell like Love Spell and Sweet Pea
and DONT even bring up Trina the Natural and that dead beaver she had on her head…
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That bish had a dead beaver, skewered rat, and blackened crows on her head all in one episode.
Was I the only one that was annoyed at Ratchets mom cursing in front of that girl? What makes it worse the lil girl didnt even like the f bomb she said uh oh bad word
OutsidetheBox says:
So the rules for SR from now on should be as follows for contestants:
If you have not contributed in a fune at any time on this here blog you can’t particpate.
If you have not had an altercation with Choco you can’t participate.
If you haven’t been banned at least 1-4 times
If you haven’t been warned by Auntie for being disrespectful to a FOB
If you have never had a gravi
There you go auntie this should help!
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@ the fune’s.
If this were a test, I got a zero. None apply to me. I sit back and eat
KDUB, what is this shyt u have me listening too
this btch cannot sing
Mhissy is Haitian tho! I recognize that accent from anywhere. and her mom is named Lovely? that floor model tv… so much fckery!
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YOU SEE THAT COUCH THO!? Why it looked like she stole that shyt from the dumpster?
That whole episode was pure struggle…then Jasmine gonna start sweatin n shyt..
I bet they both still use AOL
all the hood btchs smell like Love Spell and Sweet Pea
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I haven’t touched those scents since like my sophomore year in college!
OMG…
bbl >>mhissy I’m coming for you 
I hope MTV does a Catfish reunion show or a Catfish where are they now!
WHO in the FUGG gave Mhissy fuggin custody of that baby?
This bish has not had time to do SHAT but babysit not one… but TWO fake FB pages for TWO YEARS. 730 days.
Love Spell and Sweet Pea <—wtf is this?
omg that on my own song…
I promise I hate all of yall. cause Lovely said they got to fighting cause she was fugging Mhissy’s boyfriend. What grandmama says that?
Mhissy Banks YT
KDUB, what is this shyt u have me listening too
^^ You just wait til the end when the music is OFF and there is STILL a whole MINUTE of nothing but pics of her bug eye’d azz.
17 yo had pains in her side she laughed so fuggin hawd at that ish yesterday.
GIGI stopppppp
i’m crying at my desk. woke up my damn coworker.
PAH-FHUME
That whole episode was pure struggle…then Jasmine gonna start sweatin n shyt..
^^ Start? When did her rotund azz STOP. Tawkin about “but I had a baby tho…”
LONG TIME AGO you had a baby.
And Nev talking about Jasmine hair looked nice when they were on skype. I liked that nigga until he started complimenting Jasmine so murch!
Love all her looks, thats all I got!
woke up my damn coworker.
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Welp I lost the battle
heads to see the fckry that KDUB got my ass looking at
@Donna, i have damn near all of the bbw sets ( i usually work there pt time during the holidays)…but that is after my nighttime shower shyt… i like 2 smell like midnight pomegranate..but the btchs who depend on that ish slay me…u dnt have one..ONE eau de toilette bish??
i dnt like vickys secret scents tho…never have really. cept for Pear glace back in the 90s lol
I bet they both still use AOL
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But who I hate is kid fury for saying that Mike was really a kroger shopping cart.
YO
Ole girl took a pic in the damn sneaker section!
I CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I emailed Mhissy at the prodding of Charlamagne Da God and I had an emoti of a flower and a request for her to accept it… do yall know that bish did not accept my flower?
MhissyBanks at gmail dot com
cause Lovely said they got to fighting cause she was fugging Mhissy’s boyfriend
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Me AND my BD was in turrssss!
i’m restarting and watching this show again. this can’t be life!
she has a 9 month old baby but was in a relationship online with a dude for two years? WTF?
“low down monkey with a wig on” that never gets old to me NEVER
Taking baby gypsies to bible study.gotta feed them and do homework. see yall tomorrow.
Ole girl took a pic in the damn sneaker section!
^^ Two or THREE in the sneaker section… Just fuggin NO
LONG TIME AGO you had a baby.
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:rofl
Shhhh! Shhh! CHit its late in the day coworkers straggling around and Im about to choke cause I cant laff properly 
Who Dat says:
WHO in the FUGG gave Mhissy fuggin custody of that baby?
This bish has not had time to do SHAT but babysit not one… but TWO fake FB pages for TWO YEARS. 730 days.
^^^^^
Nope, 530 days. Like for all the homeless on RHOA.
@His
Who Dat says:
That whole episode was pure struggle…then Jasmine gonna start sweatin n shyt..
^^ Start? When did her rotund azz STOP. Tawkin about “but I had a baby tho…”
LONG TIME AGO you had a baby.
that baby was in 1st grade and shes all “this is just after baby weight hater.” bish yo baby can eat a chicken leg BY HIMSELF. no napkin or nothing. cut it out. and the baby only can eat 1 chicken leg cause clearly u ate the rest of the bucket..
she did a wonderful eyeshadow blend on herself when she thought she was going to see Mike tho…
I emailed Mhissy at the prodding of Charlamagne Da God
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Are we gonna tawk about the fact that Mhissy picked a model school in…Pakistan?
(Phak-istahn)
Who Dat says:
I emailed Mhissy at the prodding of Charlamagne Da God and I had an emoti of a flower and a request for her to accept it… do yall know that bish did not accept my flower?
MhissyBanks at gmail dot com
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YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I promise I hate all of yall. cause Lovely said they got to fighting cause she was fugging Mhissy’s boyfriend. What grandmama says that?
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On national tv….and she acted like she was proud of her for her actions. The whole family……….ratchet.
Why she hugged up on the tree though?!
So Ritzanna Oral Decay is the new Kelendria? So now she has to plug Be-yond-InSane’ in every interview.
i dnt like vickys secret scents tho…never have really. cept for Pear glace back in the 90s lol
^^^^^ Reason why we engaged
kingstonn says:
i’m restarting and watching this show again. this can’t be life!
she has a 9 month old baby but was in a relationship online with a dude for two years? WTF?
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Bish rides the short yellow bus on a daily basis.
#femaleradio
kingstonn says:
i’m restarting and watching this show again. this can’t be life!
she has a 9 month old baby but was in a relationship online with a dude for two years? WTF?
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That’s why I refuse to believe the ish was real…so the baby wasn’t Trigg’s…who the fcuk else you been fcuking? Remember that episode of Law & Order where the slow girl got gang raped and liked it? that is now Jasmine
Bad Influence says:
@Donna, i have damn near all of the bbw sets ( i usually work there pt time during the holidays)…but that is after my nighttime shower shyt… i like 2 smell like midnight pomegranate..but the btchs who depend on that ish slay me…u dnt have one..ONE eau de toilette bish??
i dnt like vickys secret scents tho…never have really. cept for Pear glace back in the 90s lol
^^^^^^^
Cashmere Glow or Japanese Cherry Blossom and my fav pajamas? I’m in heaven.
Bish wish she could model on Mars far less Pakistan. Have several with that one. Her eyebrows bothered me!!
Bish rides the short yellow bus on a daily basis.
#femaleradio
^^ Her teef widdle… not big like his…
I was trynna leave but I read that shyt about the chicken leg.
Where are Jasmine’s people at cause that baby should not have been on TV.
sooooooooooooo Kid Fury has a vid on Catfish? lemme head back to youtube
@Fe, yeah some ppl do still “rock” i use bbw cause im always scented and they actually have GOOD lotion but like i said, that shouldnt be what ur killing the game with when u step out lol…besides that, its just lotion…that fuggin coconut lime breeze set from bbw oh MYLANTA
or aromatherapy, i die 4 that shyt
#femaleradio
I’sss Radoooooooow
DAMMIT!! MISSING THE CATFISH EPISODE TALK ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONE I’VE EVER SEEN-LOL
WHAT SAYS YOU NOW
STRUGGLE DRESS, TUSSY DEODORANT, RAVES/G&G DISCOUNT STORE/ AND ARAB SPECIAL DARK RED DISCOUNT ONLY ON WEDNESDAY WEAVE!!!
“and the baby only can eat 1 chicken leg cause clearly u ate the rest of the bucket..”
THIS…THEN…
“she did a wonderful eyeshadow blend on herself when she thought she was going to see Mike tho…” <—THAT
Good Night!
Whatchu thought dis is….
Who Dat says:
Bish rides the short yellow bus on a daily basis.
#femaleradio
^^ Her teef widdle… not big like his…
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Her bottom teef look like shark teef.
@His
I
the body cremes and body butters from bbw! 
AND ARAB SPECIAL DARK RED DISCOUNT ONLY ON WEDNESDAY WEAVE!!!
Can’t forget the black Usher board peep toe wedges, she was KILLIN EM!
does anybody watch Marrying the Game?
HOW OLD IS THIS WOMAN HE’S MARRYING?
@Tisch, mhm i love Jap cherry blossom…and carried away *swoons*
The whole family……….ratchet.
Lovely and Mhissy
And lil baby Diamond was about to cry when yt folks came in…bet that baby aint never seen a yt person til they came in…
I’m watching Obsession and I aint racist but that Temp was just how the Becky’s get black men…That is all!!!
ok, Imma have to catch up on this ‘Catfish’ because the thread is funny but I can’t really laugh!
tootaloo folks!
YNH night hun
KINGSTONN that bish is 20 years old with her mentality and no one can convince me otherwise
<– loves Into the Wild and Pink Chiffon and Paris Amor
shoot. i love everything from bbw
“she did a wonderful eyeshadow blend on herself when she thought she was going to see Mike tho…”
I missed this
And lil baby Diamond was about to cry when yt folks came in…bet that baby aint never seen a yt person til they came in…
^^^^
Gigi26 says:
Whatchu thought dis is….
I died when i heard that shyt
@King’bew…Aunty Tiff (who served him a cinnamon roll) is approx 49. i decided
Bye Donna
@King, OMG into the wild is soooo btchin’
“And lil baby Diamond was about to cry when yt folks came in…bet that baby aint never seen a yt person til they came in…”
Her bottom teef look like shark teef.
Bite mark look like the Batman sign…? Extra DNA errywhere?
I’m bothered by her bottom teeth showing in the open mouth pics as opposed to the top teeth. It’s very unsexy. She’s very unsexy.
she has to be pushin’ 50!
what she doing having kids? she needa be planning her retirement!
She posing on a ole ass Chrysler I fukkin died
Tales of the ratchet, vol 1.
kingstonn says:
does anybody watch Marrying the Game?
HOW OLD IS THIS WOMAN HE’S MARRYING?
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I liked her the first couple of episodes, then she pissed me off not feeding the man breakfast. Then, threatening to take his kids off of some petty mess.
Japanese Cherry Blossom
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i have this! Its my car spray..the one I use on self after smoking.
Who Dat says:
Her bottom teef look like shark teef.
Bite mark look like the Batman sign…? Extra DNA errywhere?
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so HELLLLLOOOO does Kid Fury have a vid on Catfish? ion wanna go 2 yt if he doesnt..
i decided
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So definitive.
“It’s very unsexy. She’s very unsexy.”
the voice that i heard in my head when i read this KILLED ME
Bite mark look like the Batman sign…?
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oh my fugging
I like Rita’s acoustic vocals on You Tube.
the voice that i heard in my head when i read this KILLED ME
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i fukked around and made a face and everything. Before I knew it I was doing an underbite tryna recreate?
so HELLLLLOOOO does Kid Fury have a vid on Catfish? ion wanna go 2 yt if he doesnt.
^^^^
Promise if’n he DO…
I am going to watch that ish tonight with my Res-si-ling.
Same way I read them comments about Mhissy LAST night.
VDot says:
Dear Sandra,
As I sit here and type this comment, I am freaking EXHAUSTED. It could be because I stayed up way too late watching the SOA finale, but that’s besides the point.
Either way, everyday, I faithfully punch masta’s timeclock and perform as the Happy Negro. I smile when I want to frown. Speak softly and politely when I want to scream. Take a break when I want to “karate” chope a nucca. I do all of this for my sweet baby girl.I’m not sure where her father is, so I play the role of mama and father. I brush her teeth when needed, feed her daily, take her for walks even when I’m exhausted, play with her until she’s done. When she cries in the middle of the night, I let her get in the bed with me. I cuddle her, when I’m the one in need of cuddling.
Truth be told some days when I want to cry, looking at her is the only thing that saves me. As a result, I feel I am truly deserving of a makeover. Matter of fact, I’m not sure if dogs are allowed on the set of the photo shoot, but if so, I would love for my baby girl to be a part of the shoot.
Love your blog!!!
– One Exhausted Mother of a Yorkie
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So did sleep with the editor of Glamour for this untanned cover. She looks like she could be related to Doug Christie
@ mztisch
she left him a cinnamon roll and a glass of milk!
OutsidetheBox says:
the voice that i heard in my head when i read this KILLED ME
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i fukked around and made a face and everything. Before I knew it I was doing an underbite tryna recreate?
Tales of the ratchet, vol 1.
^^^
The fact that Mhissy is a former Waffle House waitress is part deux
LMAO @ “shark teeth”
kingstonn says:
@ mztisch
she left him a cinnamon roll and a glass of milk!
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Right! I was pissed for him. Like, how long does it take to make some eggs, toast, bacon, or sausage? You don’t even have to work anymore. Make that man some breakfast. She was trying to be funny and cute. Then she has these women around her gas-sing her up to leave. Ion like women like that.
Yall are DUMB all of YALL. If you reading this too and fonted yes Im talking to you
WHERE in the FUGG is @VDot… for that lhetter?
I guess it’s safe to say Mhissy wanted to be a model since she picked Model School as her fake occupation
whyyy indeed
lhetter <—– we will not start puttin random h's in a word
Bird had a good one too @Dubb. We cray.
Dimpzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
HISSYFITZ!
Dimpz! Ion have your email! I was summoned….but Ion have it.
Right! I was pissed for him. Like, how long does it take to make some eggs, toast, bacon, or sausage? You don’t even have to work anymore. Make that man some breakfast. She was trying to be funny and cute. Then she has these women around her gas-sing her up to leave. Ion like women like that
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HEFFAS HYPING HER UP AND CO-SIGNING HER FOOLERY, SHE SO EXCITED ABOUT PLANNING THE WEDDING SHE FORGETTING THE BASICS!! LOL, THOSE HEFFAS CAN’T WAIT TO COOK THAT KNEEGRO BREAKFAST, SOON AS SHE SAY SHE DONE, NEXT THING YOU KNOW ONE OF THEM HEFFAS BRINGING HIM OVER BREAKFAST, TALKING BOUT I JUST WANTED TO CHECK ON YOU -LOL
Hey Tisch! It’s my handle @ Yahoo
But…there’s a mattress in the hallway of her building.
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
Right! I was pissed for him. Like, how long does it take to make some eggs, toast, bacon, or sausage? You don’t even have to work anymore. Make that man some breakfast. She was trying to be funny and cute. Then she has these women around her gas-sing her up to leave. Ion like women like that
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HEFFAS HYPING HER UP AND CO-SIGNING HER FOOLERY, SHE SO EXCITED ABOUT PLANNING THE WEDDING SHE FORGETTING THE BASICS!! LOL, THOSE HEFFAS CAN’T WAIT TO COOK THAT KNEEGRO BREAKFAST, SOON AS SHE SAY SHE DONE, NEXT THING YOU KNOW ONE OF THEM HEFFAS BRINGING HIM OVER BREAKFAST, TALKING BOUT I JUST WANTED TO CHECK ON YOU -LOL
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Okay! They waiting to see them fail, and she falling right into the trap.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Hey Tisch! It’s my handle @ Yahoo
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K! I’m on it. It’s my gubment. So I can’t post mine.
lhetter <—– we will not start puttin random h's in a word
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Mhissy did it! That aint een her real name! Her reh-eal name is Natasha I think I read.
That IS Swiper's real face tho.
@ MzTISCH
I LEARNED KEEP YOUR BUSINESS TO YOURSELF, BECAUSE EVERYBODY LISTENING AINT TRYING TO HELP AND NEITHER OF THEM CAN FIX IT, SHE BETTER GET A DAMN DIARY OR GO SHOPPING WHEN SHE GET MAD, CAUSE IF SHE IN IT FOR GOOD, TALKING BAD ABOUT HIM TO OTHERS OR LETTING OTHERS KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, IS ONLY INVITING THEM INTO THE RELATIONSHIP, WHICH THEY DON’T HAVE NO PLACE BEING
SHE BETTA SHUT UP AND STOP BEING SO VOCAL, GO ON SOMEWHERE SAT DOWN AND PRAY, AND COOK WHILE SHE AT IT
Who Dat says:
lhetter <—– we will not start puttin random h's in a word
^^^^^^
Mhissy did it! That aint een her real name! Her reh-eal name is Natasha I think I read.
That IS Swiper's real face tho.
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Hellz Bellz! Youse a fewl!
SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING! I hear this everynite yo!
Hellz Bellz! Youse a fewl!
SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING! I hear this everynite yo!
Mhissy DO look like Swiper
^^^
Hey @Dimpz :wave:
Bye yall
GOTDAMNIT KDUB you killed me 3 times today
where the hell she get Mhissy from Natasha. I cant.
Dubbs!
Harlem!
@Intense,
Right. Then she not talking to one good friend. She has a whole flash mob around her.
“That IS Swiper’s real face tho.”
MZ
I was so about to hug you
GOTDAMNIT KDUB you killed me 3 times today where the hell she get Mhissy from Natasha. I cant.
^^^^ Her real name is Natasha Benard. Heck if I know how she got Mhissy.
If you get time go and find that mhug-shot.
Yall know dayum well Mhissy HAD to have a mhug-shot…come on nah.
Bye again
Dammit @KDubb, you DID NOT call that bish Swiper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<——red tears in honor Mah-Hissy aka Red Sonya
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
@ MzTISCH
I LEARNED KEEP YOUR BUSINESS TO YOURSELF, BECAUSE EVERYBODY LISTENING AINT TRYING TO HELP AND NEITHER OF THEM CAN FIX IT, SHE BETTER GET A DAMN DIARY OR GO SHOPPING WHEN SHE GET MAD, CAUSE IF SHE IN IT FOR GOOD, TALKING BAD ABOUT HIM TO OTHERS OR LETTING OTHERS KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, IS ONLY INVITING THEM INTO THE RELATIONSHIP, WHICH THEY DON’T HAVE NO PLACE BEING
SHE BETTA SHUT UP AND STOP BEING SO VOCAL, GO ON SOMEWHERE SAT DOWN AND PRAY, AND COOK WHILE SHE AT IT
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This is sooooooo true
Banks? Bitch you walk into your living room and fall out the window! U suck please? stop it.
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One of the comments from Mah-Hissy’s youtube video.
Who Dat says:
KDUB- fugg your HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’s YO!
^^^ I aint een ON Twitter but bay-be I sought out some of them tweets last night about Jasmine… somebody said that she has to get Nev and MTV to help her find a bish named Mhissy with an “H” and a nukka named Triggs…when black Twitter found them, they gubbment names, and Mhissy mhugshot in less that 15 minutes
Bet my paycheck Jasmine gets SSI.
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mhug <—on that note Goodnight
Happo…who dis woman?
goat76 says:
Every time I see her name, I think of Okra.
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